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scarfacemarston · 2 months

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AUDIO FILES ARE FINISHED. 4 YEAR PROJECT DONE

YES! YOU HEARD RIGHT! EVERY AUDIO FILE EXCEPT FOR A FEW. GUYS, please, if you run across something you like, like and reblog it! I worked so hard on these for years and lost money. Don't worry if something is "Old". This is an archive for YOU. USE IT. The ones NOT uploaded break tumblr's rules of content rules for racism. So, no no Bill or Micah being racist towards Charles, Javier etc. No Bill/Kieran audio. I don't feel comfortable with it and I don't want to be reported. Final one is Lenny's father's pocket watch story. It has so many triggers in it, I couldn't cut everything out without it being a mess. Finally, I did a poll and people voted that I write transcripts for all of the files that need it. So you WILL see some of them reblogged!

I have some tidbits I'll find and post! If you want an individual piece, let me know!

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pistolenprinz · 2 months

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PRIDE ICONS SERIES (Credit Appreciated!)

VAN DER LINDE GANG, Red Dead Redemption 2

Flag: Community Lesbian Flag by Emily Gwen, who still faces poverty despite multi-billion dollar corporations using her flag for their merchandise. You can help Emily out by supporting their Ko-Fi, or buying something from their Threadless Store!

HAPPY LESBIAN VISIBILITY WEEK ❤️🧡❤️🧡❤️🧡❤️

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spoonsand · 2 months

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RIP RED DEAD CHARACTERS YOU WOULD HAVE LOVED

Dutch- disposable fruity flavoured (mango) vapes, Duolingo

Hosea- rollerblading, old VHS movies, The Sound of Music, ear studs, small hoops, and ear cuffs

Arthur- LED strip lights, therapy, The Joy of Painting

John- Ax body spray, deodorant, those little arm floaties little kids wear in the pool

Mary-Beth- Lego flowers, The Notebook, Pinterest

Tilly- Easter egg hunts, making slime, slumber parties

Karen- Tube/crop tops, jean shorts, weightlifting

Sean- make your own mead kits, TikTok, “kiss me in Irish”, SUNSCREEN

Abigail- AirTags (she would put one on little Jack), Roasting marshmallows, Crime shows/courtroom dramas, Man! I Feel like a woman! By Shania Twain

Uncle- recliner chairs, dog sledding, Wheel of Fortune, Crosswords

Susan- Dark nail polish, cats(I’m 100% sure she’d own either a black cat or a tortishell that would sit on her lap/shoulder), dishwashers

Kieran- Creep by Radiohead, Tv shows about veterinarians, friendship bracelets (with Arthur)

Reverend Swanson- Support groups, The Robert Langdon series (especially Inferno, Angels & Demons), communion wine

Javier- Cards Against Humanity, online sheet music, ear gauges

Molly- Champaign toast anything from bath and bodywork’s, naval AND lip piercing, SUNSCREEN

Bill-sexy firefighter calendars, Grindr, Bumbl, all the dating apps, apples dipped in caramel, jolly ranchers

Charles- IMessage games (mini golf and battleship in particular), those long distance ‘thinking of you bracelets’, 90’s sitcoms

Lenny- The Carpenters, cologne to make him seem grown up, head pats

Trelawney- Harry Houdini, 50-60s movies, smoke bombs, dramatic flares

Strauss- a soul, Nigerian Prince scams, telemarketing

Sadie- gyms, self defence classes, the free Britany movement

Micah- staying in the strawberry jail, toothbrush + paste, good posture

Pearson- small businesses, handmade gifts, trying TikTok recipes

EXTRA

Annabelle- Gwen Stefani, sequins, Fast and the Furious

Jack (young)- The Backyardagains, cocomelon, a little toy train

Jack (epilogue)- Monty Python, skateboarding, swimming

Bessie- Bette Midler look a like contests, growing old, brown eyeliner, SUNSCREEN

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targetf0rce · 1 month

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Made a little van der linde gang shipping chart because i couldn't find one for rdr2. theres 2 versions in case you arent sure who is who (dw i understand ❤️)

feel free to tag me in yours so i can see ❤️❤️

im sorry if your favs arent there, i just wanted to focus on the main gang and mary (for my friend) as theres a lot of characters in the rdr games

mine is below cut

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nthspecialll · 21 days

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Okay we all talk about Grandpa Hosea, Uncle Arthur, mama Abigail, but the fuck are Swanson, Pearson and Strauss in this family dynamic? I mean they are in the family, 100%, but no fucking way Strauss is a Vandermatthews kid. Is he like Dutch's brother or something? Or is he Dutch's dad? Or what about Kieran? Do we concider him "blood" related or is he married into the family through Mary-Beth? And Micah? He isn’t a Vandermatthews kid but he isnt like Hosea or Dutch's brother either. I like the "the annoying uncle no one likes" but do we concider him a "blood related" or "not blood related" and also whos uncle? Arthurs? Jacks? Dutchs? Like where is the connection?

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slicedmayonnaise · 7 months

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RDR2: Do They Munch?

Arthur Morgan: Yes. Mary made him stay clean shaven for optimal munching

John Marston: pre 1907- no. Would literally gag. Post 1907- yes. Definitely used his teeth the first time. Left Abigail bruised.

Charles Smith: Yes. He gets nervous, but he'll do it if you ask

Javier Escuella: Yes, but only for someone he's close with. Definitely went down on Abigail

Bill (Marion) Williamson: ABSOLUTELY NOT!! This is a gay man. He would CRY

Micah Bell: This man is THE most SELFISH lover. He's only here to get himself off. He does NOT munch. Finds it disgusting.

Josiah Trelawny: This man munches EAGERLY. He will munch even if it's your time of the month.

Dutch van der Linde: Says he will, but doesn't. Molly definitely begged him multiple times and he would always say "maybe next time"

Hosea Matthews: Yes. He's not afraid to munch. Was always happy to please Bessie.

Orville Swanson: No. This man don't even fuck, let alone munch. Dick limp from drinking.

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eclaire-went-bam · 1 month

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tier list time !!!1!1 first time i played vs mid 2nd playthru

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babyaiker · 13 days

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My own Red Dead Redemption 2 x Warrior cats AU be upon yeee

This drawing itself is a redraw of the chapter 3 scene with the confrontation with Agent Milton and Ross. I’ll probably give the AU it’s own unique name eventually so I can sort it with hashtags but ye! I’ll eventually get to posting all of the designs, as I have like 30 or so drawn, 40 in total. This AU also has a good bit of unique lore and story changes so I’ll get into that laterr

this AU also functions as a general cat AU so if you don’t know warriors don’t worry I won’t hit you with too crazy of feral cat cult lore

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ll33c0ji1 · 8 months

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Knight lady is so strong and pretty.

Also i love drawing Mirajane (first time)

#llee’s shit :)#fairy tail fanart #erza scarlet #mirajane strauss #jellal fernandes #kagura mikazuchi #simon mikazuchi

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the99thfanboy · 11 months

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Sometimes I go outside and pretend that I’m reading with Mary-Beth

Sometimes I’ll go out and clean my bow and pretend Charles is there making arrows next to me

Sometimes I pretend I’m sitting with Micah or Javier while I’m sharpening my throwing knives

Sometimes I go for a walk and pretend I’m on watch with Bill or Sean

Sometimes I’ll pretend Dutch and Hosea are helping me with my homework

Sometimes I’ll pretend Pearson is helping me make lunch

Sometimes I imagine that I’m tending to the horses with Kieran while I’m working on my bike

Sometimes I pretend Karen and Tilly are helping me with laundry

Sometimes I imagine Strauss is helping me figure out my budget for the month

Sometimes I pretend Uncle is telling stories when I’m by my fire pit

Sometimes I worry about stupid things and I pretend Swanson is there to give a rare sober word

Sometimes I act like I’m teaching Jack something when I’m having trouble understanding it myself

Sometimes I pretend Grimshaw is giving me a speech about being productive when I don’t have the energy to do what I need to

Sometimes I imagine I’m taking a break from work with Abigail and John

Sometimes I pretend I’m planning a job with Lenny or some scheme with Trelawny

Sometimes I imagine Sadie is helping me when I’m angry

Sometimes I just go outside to think and I pretend Molly is sitting with me

Sometimes I’ll play fetch with my dogs and pretend Arthur is throwing a stick too

It’s the little things

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black-arcana · 9 months

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Metal Ladies 📸©Jeremy Saffer

#maria brink #in this moment #alissa white-gluz #arch enemy #nita strauss #lzzy hale #halestorm #cristina scabbia #lacuna coil #simone simons #epica #lilith czar #ash costello #new years day #lena scissorhands #infected rain #molly rennick #living dead girl #metal ladies

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scarfacemarston · 2 months

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All audio files processed! Projected almost finished. 45 left to post and it's all done! :D

IT'S BEEN 3.5 YEARS

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pistolenprinz · 2 months

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PRIDE ICONS SERIES (Credit Appreciated!)

VAN DER LINDE GANG, Red Dead Redemption 2

Flag: Asexual Spectrum / Acespec

Happy International Asexuality Day 💜🖤

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spoonsand · 10 days

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PART 2

RIP RED DEAD CHARACTERS YOU WOULD HAVE LOVED

Dutch- podcasts (making his own) + AITA Reddit stories, Coca Cola, monocles

Hosea- bingo, 70s disco music, swing dancing

Arthur- little toy dinosaur dig kits with the teeny tiny shovels, trampolines, Nanaimo bars

John- remote control toy cars, divorced dad music, Mountain Dew

Lenny- antiques, Epic Rap Battles of History (he would duel Sean and sometimes Karen),

Sean- roblox trolling, bell bottoms, GTA

Strauss- flootie pajamas, ebeneezer Scrooge outfits, cold calling

Trelawney- earl gray tea, crashing weddings, throwing pies into people’s faces

Charles- flower crowns, rock tumblers, surfing

Pearson- papas’s games (pizzeria, freezeria, ect), embroidery, floral scents

Micah- court ordered anger management, Andrew Tate, FailArmy videos

Javier- zyns, woodworking, eyebrow slits

Kieran- Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron, model trains (him, Sean, Lenny, Arthur, Tilly and Sadie would be absolutely mystified by the set Susan bought him)

Bill- short shorts, petting zoos, animal shelters

Uncle- Leslie Neilson films, heating pads, aligator meat

Reverend- online gambling, Pink Whitney, dap pens

Susan- wine, gold hoops, edibles on a late Friday night (shares with Dutch)

Mary-Beth- choose your own adventure books, Our Souls at Night/The Book Club/And so It Goes, lip lining

Molly- olives, grey’s anatomy, Butterscotch ice cream

Karen- scary movies, WWE, flip flops

Abigail- sparkling water, tiny hand bag sized dogs, face masks

Sadie - butterfly knife, industrial piercing, The Hells Angles,

Tilly- baseball, Star Wars, Volkswagen beetles

Jack- Roblox, Scooby doo movies, tootsie rolls

Bessie- Fleetwood Mac, block parties (she’d host her own), Subway

Annabel- Madonna, waist beads, jelly shoes

Issac- lava lamps, Lego video games, Trelawny

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ruben-the-cowboy · 2 days

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I sketched every gang member in my style!!

They were all randomized with a spinning wheel, and I forced myself to draw the one I got

Warning, I haven’t drawn like MOST of them before so here is my best attempt 😂

I think I’ll add some color and come back later with it, but here y’all go I suppose 💗

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stagcowboy99 · 27 days

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I was listing to Thus Always to Tyrants by The Oh Hellos and imaging rdr2 situations and then I realized something about who dies

Note: I haven’t finished the game yet because I’m trying to do a lot of side missions as Arthur but the first people who die at the beginning have people to go back to

Assuming there is an afterlife in rdr2 then Sean can see his da who he so desperately tried to tell stories about but getting shut down every time.

Kieran has his ma and pa who he lost so early on to cholera, maybe even the first gang he rode with

Hosea can be reunited with his dear Bessie, who he talks of only fondly in all of his memories and even feared he would “be going south” and never get to see her since she would be in heaven

Lenny who has his dad who wrote him a letter about how proud he was

And then those who don’t die have to watch as the members die. As they lose family members to either death, where their loyalties lie, or just plain paranoia and delusions. Some get their act together with drinking like Uncle and Reverend and some fall further off the saddle (pun intended) like Karen. They either die before being able to keep the gang sane or they live long enough to watch it fade and perish.

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