#She’s coming for your cheese

[mittens-ro]

#art #magma #doodles #goofy art #funny art #assorted art #randomart #She’s coming for your cheese #uhhh #idk #cup #what #artist #digital art #digital artist #illustration #Stickman #Stickman oc #stick oc #Stickman character #stickfight #stick fighting #oc #original character #oc art #ocs #ocstuff #oc stuff

[sofiaruelle]

Thinkin about short haired college leche <3

same i miss her. here’s something generic hahhaha

#farmer leche #i love these brushes aaaaaa #watch me make her a little more unhinged #actually i got ideas to ilustrate her origin story and more npc interactions aside from Leah #i love drawing her with short hair right now #but i also want to incorporate hair journey into her story #spoiled bitch = spoiled milk(leche) #spoiled food = green mold #technically milk doesnt go green it curdles #shshhshshshs symbolism. her hair is losely curled theres your curdle #her ass isnt cottage cheese cause she can afford the kim k treatment lmao #jk im just lazy #no mommy milkers tho #i wanna keep the design element of leah being the inverted triangle sillhouete to leche’s triangle #thanks for coming to my ted talk #snorts

[eclecticopposition]

give meee... headcanons about the Sangfielle friends in the most boring AU you can imagine like. idk. office Sangfielle. grocery store Sangfielle. they all work at a movie theater. whatever sounds mundane as hell and you have Thoughts about :3

okay tumblr ate my fucking answer the first time. let's try this again.

the thing about these guys is that no matter how mundane you make it, they can make anything into a situation. that's just the guys they are. so we put them in a Walmart.

Marn is an employee with a great customer service voice. She's keeping it together in the face of some truly wild statements and requests. One man keeps asking for frootie hooties, a brand of cereal that he insists is real and everyone is just refusing to sell to him, and she's spent twenty minutes trying to tell him that they just don't have it in stock

Lye and Es are having an animated conversation in the clothing area, where she is examining various colorful dresses and he is distractedly picking things off of nearby shelves and putting them back down. The conversation started at how they got kicked out of dayward yve's novelty store and is now about whether stealing should be more or less of a crime than manslaughter, because it's not as bad as killing but it is on purpose. People are trying not to pay attention to them. Eventually they are asked to leave, at which point it is revealed that lye has about two hundred dollars worth of items in his pockets and es has some candles she liked and a new pair of shoes in hers. They are both barred from Walmart.

Duvall hates it here. It's loud, he hates the lights, the aisles make no sense, he can't find anything he's looking for, and people keep coming up to him to ask him where things are. He doesn't even work here. Why do people assume he works here? He's not even wearing any Walmart merchandise. Is that what it's called when you're an employee? Merchandise? Well, it's what it would be called if he wears it, which he never will, because he doesn't work here and never wants to. Have a nice day ma'am.

Pickman is slowly marching her way through the aisles one at a time, peering at her shopping list and holding a tiny shopping basket in one hand. She has to be very careful not to knock the shelves over sometimes. Just trying to get groceries. People are nervously avoiding her. Says "Hey, you" to some poor employee to ask where the milk and cigarettes are. Just grunts at everything else. When she's at the checkout, the guy there asks "Did you find everything you're looking for?", and she just says "No." and leaves

Chine comes out of the bathroom with a live rat in his hand. People scream. The manager finally comes up to him like "Sir, you can't have rats in here." They say "Oh, she's not mine. She was just having trouble opening the door." Gets a big meat on the bone at the deli and nothing else. When he asks how much it costs, they just say it's on the house and try to get him to leave as soon as possible. They go like "Oh, really? Are you sure? I have some money." and sound surprised but pleased, like they're being done a personal favor. The employees insist. He's like "Alright, thanks!" and then asks the rat if she wants anything

#the manager tells an employee to get the rat some cheese. chine says that cheese is actually bad for rats and some seeds would be better #the manager tells the employee to get the rat some seeds and for chine to get the fuck out of their establishment #chine is a little taken aback by the rudeness but leaves without further issue #runs into lye and es outside and is like “hey look they just gave me some free stuff” #Lyke is like “what???? I got kicked out because I wanted free stuff!” #chine says “I think I just got kicked out too. Maybe that's just what happens?" #lyke says “yeah but you got to keep the stuff!” #“Did you not get to keep your stuff?” #“I mean. Not *all* of it.” #“Huh.” #“They didn't let me keep the stuff I kept on purpose.” #es makes a reasonable sounding remark about how they'd be running a pretty terrible business if they handed everything out for free #everyone should get what they need but these people do have livelihoods to think about #is also putting on lipstick that she definitely just shoplifted #duvall comes out and swears he's never coming back here. is asked if he's also banned for life from the Walmart. #demands what the hell these people were doing in the Walmart to get banned for life #because he saw a man getting real heated about frootie hooties and that's definitely not a real cereal #so if that doesn't meet the bar he's not sure he wants to know what does #sangfielle #friends at the table #Shoop #asks

[kaitlyn-pink]

Genuinely starting to believe you can lure @tophatmaker into a trap with Rigel as bait

#like a mouse getting lured into a trap with cheese #Rigel come on your wife misses you please #she’s going crazy come back #arcana twilight

[desperatecheesecubes]

So back in the day in 7th grade our English teacher had the Gifted Kids in his class make read The Outsiders and then he wanted us to make a short movie based on it and all four of us (there were only four in our grade in the program) has to contribute. I was big into making AMVs at the time so I knew basic video editing and in an effort to not make a fool of myself I front of the other three who were all in the popular crowd I volunteered to edit it. Anyway I never heard of any plans to make this fucker until I came into class one day to see it being played and my name in the credits. I got an A for work I didn’t do because the other kids didn’t like me enough to work with me. I wasn’t even upset i was excluded that’s the easiest A I’ve ever gotten

#mine #that was the year I got bored enough to write essays for other people for free too #and i took AR tests for anyone who was about to come up short #that English teacher fucking HATED me Lmfaoo #I remember one assignment was that we had to do a book report #but for some fucking reason the gifted kids had to memorize and recite the entire snowy road poem #and I was shit at it and didn’t want to so I did a book report for a girl I barely knew because she hadn’t read one and I helped her #present it and everything and the teacher went ‘yes hmm hmm I’m sure you both read that #but cheese you still have to receipt your poem.’ #so I ended up doing twice the work for no fucking reason #I do still have that poem memorized #and the older I get the more I feel the ‘miles to go before I sleep and miles to go before I sleep’ tattooed on me #I don’t remember if I put the words ‘want to get’ in that sentence whoops #but I am also still bitter

[laomelettedufromage]

Being the youngest by a couple decades in a group of old people who adore you is so much fun. They think I’m soooooo cool :P

#I’ve been doing this one hour long west coast swing lessons #and it’s a very small crowd and once again I am the youngest by a couple decades #and I’ve only gone twice but when I tell you these old people LOVE me #they get so excited to talk to me and they’re like ‘we just love the energy and your style you’re just look so cool WE want to hang out with #you’ #today I wore my oxfords and they were like ‘you know you outta know how to dance wearing those!!’ #and another old lady noticed my favorite color was green and she got so excited and was like ‘you and me we’re the same I was just like you #when I was your age’ #anyways it’s very sweet #I love being complimented #definitely an ego boost #also very sad because I don’t think I’ll be able to afford going to this class regularly #money or time wise #but they definitely make me want to keep coming shsjajsjsjs h #by yours truly the omelette of cheese

[tariah23]

Fucked up in the crib starving for days because my sister made me come over to her place to cat sit but didn’t leave any food in the apartment for me to eat-

#I’m trapped I can’t go home until she gets back here on Tuesday I’ve been starving since Thursday orz #I don’t have the funds to run around buying shit either I can’t wait to go home and make me a juicy burger #she got mad at me when I mentioned this to her and was like ‘you’re the one who spent $10 on Taco Bell-‘ like man that’s not the point #I shouldn’t have had to spend my last few funds to fill up my stomach anyway when I’m doing you this favor #how do you have someone come over to watch your apartment and pet and not leave anything for them to eat #rambling #she’s bogus as hell for this #on vacation in Vegas rn #it’s more like she can be really irresponsible 😭… she’s not selfish or anything but she can be stupid af #she could’ve bought a loaf of bread and some lunch meat and cheese and I would’ve been good #she mentioned that she was gonna make me some food but didn’t have time #there’s barely anything here to eat or make anyway #she left me a can of soup like what was I gonna do with that 😭 #I’d leave now in this - degree ass weather if I didn’t have her keys

[jovalencia]

I miss my childhood house so much I would give anything to grab the knob at the end of the banister and jump from the third step and catch a million seconds of air while I whip myself around the banister and down the hall

#I also miss my treehouse and the pool table I would use for fashion shows and the smell of the “secret garden” under the stairs and #the way the house would settle and the planes overhead and that stain on the carpet from where I dropped an entire plate of mac n cheese #and the distinct smell of my mom’s closet and climbing down over the back bank and going to the entryway where the ceiling was two stories #high and throwing bouncy balls as hard as I could to get them to bounce off the ceiling and the rope swing in the backyard and eating #the buttercups that grew there bc I read once they were edible and the sound your nails made when they scratched across the counter and #using hot clue to peel off paint and make patterns on the workbench and the shed that smelled like gasoline and climbing the tree that #my dad installed handles into to make it easier and making umbrella forts and playing washing machine (spinning around and around in #circles with your arms out then falling to the floor and watching the room spin) and the mismatched rung on the banister from where #I broke it and the sound of the cat door and how the garage door was so heavy that it would slam if you didn’t prop it open and how the #smell of laundry would waft up into my room and how if you laid on the bathroom floor you could see a piece of the old yellow flower #wallpaper that my mom missed when she ripped it out and the sound of the sliding glass door that we could never quite get clean and #the sound that the bag full of bags would make when you opened the pantry door too far and how my neighbor always used to sing when #she brought her trash out late at night and the crunch sound the carpet would make when you walked on the edge and how raccoons would #always come to the back door and my cat would try to scare them away and being scared to go into my mom’s bathroom bc the shower #had been ripped out for years after my dad tried to power wash it so it left several gaping holes to the rest of the house but there were #spiders in there for all I knew or cared #carmen.txt

[fagmegumi]

I bring a sort of “growing up feeding me was an unwelcome chore to be dealt with as quickly as possible” vibe to cooking as an adult that my digestive system dont really like

[marklikely]

i dont want to downplay how much of a truly awful person she is but communismkills really gave us some of the funniest moments in all of tumblr history

#like ok. here's my personal ranking of the top ten funniest ck moments just off the top of my head #10. 'you know damn well i dont leave the house' #9. when she posted pictures of herself with a gun daring people to doxx her and then she got doxxed #8. when someone made that post about using her moms social security number on lottery cards #7. her post edited to be the lyrics to two trucks #6. when she revealed that she only eats gruel and box mac and cheese full time #5. when she saw skrillex on tour and cried when he brought out the troops to sing bangarang ( i still dont know if this was real or edited) #4. \(>w<)/ boo! (and the entire meme about her being dead) #3. 'communismkills i am hatefollowing you and will not help you with your spanish homework' #(which was followed by her making an angry post about how mean leftists wouldnt help her with her spanish homework) #2. when pisspiggrandad in the middle of BEING AT WAR tweeted at her that he was in a warm communist compound while she was cold #1. when she made a patreon where people could pay her to shut the fuck up and the only pledge she got was one person pledging one penny. #avpost #like. big reactionary bigot users come and go but 'for $800 i will stop' is forever. #edit IM SORRY number 10 was supposed to be the grocery store 'i dont live in your state' incident #i accidentally thought she had said 'you know damn well i dont leave the house' during that exchange but that was a different time.

[kwonhochi]

last night i dreamt vernon drom seventeen was a genius cake decorator who sold string cheese for a living and became a mafia boss and i cant stop thinking about it

#he was friends with this older butch lesbian lady who looked a lot like a famous actor idk the name of and she was like #brother ur too talented you cant sell string cheese for the rest of your life. Come join my gang #it was so fucking epic im so sad my alarm clock woke me up i wanted to see how it ended </3 #do u guy s think i might be eating too much string cheese this just occurrd to me but i have been eating a LOTof string cheese recently

[wanderthroughtheruins]

started watching reservation dogs and i just have so many thoughts i don't even know where to start, i just love it so much pqp

#i'll probably come here trying to actually talk about it when i finish it in a couple days but it's just so...... #the talks about community vs the desire to find a better life for yourself vs needing said community to be your true self #bear's relationship with his mom and then his dad #elora seeing everyone around her being so attached to where and who they grew up with when all she wants is to leave #cheese taking care of the old lady at the hospital and then going around town with big to 'hunt bad guys' #willie jack going hunting with her dad. bear being so desperate to be loved by his father. just all of them still somewhat enjoying life #while all she thinks about is going to cali #i'm only on episode 6 but i just love them so much and can't wait to watch more of them tomorrow!!!

[southislandwren]

Every farmers market this past week and a half (so like 4 or something idk) we drink a ton of water and then I’m like oh just toss the empty bottles in my car so we don’t have to go find a trash can. And that works great until I have 11 FUCKING WATER BOTTLES in my backseat

#and there’s no trash service out here so the next time I get gas I have to do the walk of shame with my 11 BOTTLES to the trash can #markets exhaust me but they’re fun since I get to sell cheese and hang out with my boss #today her husband was there too and he wasn’t obnoxious or gross or anything. great work buddy #unfortunately I continue to fear that my boss secretly hates me now. I must try not to be cringe anymore #and I was doing really well at being normal until two fucking Thursdays ago #she said I love you and I haven’t recovered apparently #I don’t even know if she’s aware she said that she might’ve been too drunk at that point #idk. maybe tomorrow I’ll be like are you okay? you seem bummed out. and then that gives her an opening to be like #actually I fucking hate you/you crossed a boundary/I want you to go home and not come back ever/etc #but if I ask that what’ll most likely happen is she’ll be like oh im fine! just tired #and it’s like yeah I know youre tired but is there something I can do to help. like be less cringe and awful. #work post #she didn’t call me in until 4:45 today so I got to play arceus all day long #I’m a couple hours away from 100 hours of gameplay woohoo #I organized my boxes so I have all 200+ mons in numerical order #(just one of each so I put all the extras in color order) #and then I have my team separated out so I can grab them as needed #and then I went on my other profile and got some more plates. so now I need spiritomb’s plate and I can do the volo fight #I’m gonna be a wreck when I do the volo fight it’s such a heartbreaking plot twist #and I’m recording all the dialogue so I can make more progress on my fanfic #which I haven’t been working on since I 1) haven’t played arceus 2) haven’t been on my laptop that often 3) don’t get a ton of alone time #but when school starts and I throw myself back into my coping mechanisms I’ll make a lot of progress #okay I think that’s all for tonight. gotta go to bed now

[shipmanisms]

kinda rant cuz im SO mad rn,, i told my mom that i dont wanna go to school today because im not feeling good ( mentally ) and that i need a new therapist ( other one blocked me so yeah ) and she went on saying that im just bluffing and stuff and that she'll stop me from going to school since i 'never go' at her words bcs i get a lot of bellyaches ( im literally lactose intolerant yet she feeds me lactose everyday does she expect me to be okay ) AND THAT IM ONLY CAPABLE OF CLEANING TOILETS AT HOTELS????and then my sister whom ive supported her whole entire life and when i say WHOLE i mean it fr she went "she's not even capable of cleaning toilets" and i was SPEECHLESS.....my mom agreed to that ofc cuz she's a fucking hater omg i literally despise her and my sister so bad

#fuck them #i do great things when im okay mentally #i hate them so bad #like #actually insane #“she's not even capable of cleaning toilets” are you capable of keeping your mouth shut? #WHEN THIS HOE #WAS AT A SUPERMARKET AND CUTTING CHEESES AND SMELLING LIKE FEET ALL THE TIME #I was the only one who supported and believed in her and how bigger things are coming for her

[dinhlnce]

also thinking having thoughts about how generally gentle dinah is as a person bc it’s important to her that people feel safe with her around.

#she tends to avoid carrying if she can help it when she goes out if she doesn’t think there’ll be a fight (much to everyone’s chagrin) #she’s known to trade a benign favor here or there for answers. #she’ll absolutely bash heads if it comes down to it but at the core of her she’s a Whole Softie #in making sure the people who need her feel safe with her around #pov black canary shows up to your house party with a cheese plate bc she needs to know where a violent drug dealer is and she’d rather #not do a beat down if she doesn’t have to.

[laurasimonsdaughter]

Picture this: Dragons using their caves to age cheese. Dragon Cheesemakers!!

The dragon coiled his enormous body, completely blocking the entrance of the tunnel that lead to the caves.

“No,” he snarled, smoke pluming from his nose.

The cheesemonger pinched the bridge of her own nose. “Look, I explained this to you at the start,” she tried once more. “I make cheese.”

“Yes,” the agreed, nodding his scaly head.

“Then I bring the cheese here.”

“Yes.”

“Then you store all the cheese in your cave, keeping it at the perfect temperature and humidity.”

“Yes.” He sounded particularly proud of this part.

“And then when the cheese has ripened,” she concluded. “I come to pick the cheese up again.”

A thunderous scowl clouded his maw. “No.”

“But that’s how it works!” she cried in exasperation. “I make the cheese, you store the cheese, I sell the cheese, I make more cheese!” She peered up at him. “You do realise I cannot bring you new cheese until I have sold this cheese.”

The dragon considered this for a moment. “Ah, but what if—” he began. “What if you go and make more cheese. And bring me the cheese. And I put it in my cave, with the rest of the hoard. And then I keep it there forever.”

“No,” she said flatly.

It was remarkable how much a dragon could look like it had just swallowed a lemon.

“You can’t keep cheese forever,” she insisted. “It will spoil and go bad!”

“You said it would get better and better!” the dragon roared indignantly. “And I take good care of them! With the air flow and the humidity and the temperature!”

“And that is great,” she said, trying to smile through her frustration. “But when a cheese is ripe, it’s ripe! Then you should not be kept anymore, it should be eaten.”

The dragon scraped it’s formidable claws against the stony ground and sulked.

“Look…” The cheese mongering business did not tend to require a lot of sweet-talking, but she was making an effort. “I’m sure the cheeses that aged in your cave are the best cheeses people have ever tasted. When they find out how delicious they are they will want us to make loads more. Maybe several caves’ worth!”

The reptilian eyes stared at her with disgruntled, reluctant interest. “Several caves?”

“If we’re lucky! And I could make so much cheese that I could bring you new cheese as soon as I pick up the aged cheese. Your cave would never even be empty!”

This seemed to strike a chord. The dragon lifted his head a little.

“And that would really be much better for the rest of your hoard,” she continued with fresh inspiration. “Because if you leave cheese too long, it might go bad and spoil the cheeses next to it too!”

A nervous ripple went through the beast’s scaly body, but he clearly was not convinced just yet. “But what sort of a hoard is it if I have to give it away,” he complained.

“Well! Cheese is not just any old hoard! It’s a developing creation! And you will have a hoard that is constantly developing too. Constantly changing, but, if we do this right, never shrinking.”

The dragon looked at her solemnly, wavering with uncertainty. Perhaps she shouldn’t hold it against the poor thing, it must be a difficult concept to wrap his head around.

“And I will tell you what,” she said encouragingly. “If business is good, I can start investing in some really good crumbly cheeses. You can keep those in your cave for five whole years!”

“That is quite a long time for humans, is it not?” he said, sounding a little more cheerful.

“Very long. Especially when it comes to cheese. Cheeses that have been aged that long are very expensive.”

In retrospect, she should perhaps have led with that. Gourmand or not, a dragon was still a dragon after all. A glittering, toothy grin appeared on her recalcitrant business partner’s shout and he moved just enough for her to move past him into the mountain.

“Tell me more about this expensive cheese that crumbles.”

She hid a smirk. “If you help me carry some of the current ones out, it would be my pleasure.”

#anon I am blowing you kisses #what a fantastic idea #don't get me wrong I also support dragons making their own cheese #100% #but this was the funniest to me #urban fantasy professionals #dragon #dragons #urban fantasy #laura drabbles