#Shammai

[maimonidesnutz]

Hillel: put your right foot in Gentile: done Hillel: now take it out Gentile: ..Ok Hillel: put your other foot in, shake it all about Gentile: wait what? Hillel: what is hateful to you do not do to another Hillel: that's what it's all about

#Jumblr #hillel #Shabbat 31a #Talmud #Shammai #judaism

[socialist-microwave-laser]

has anybody written a beis hillel vs beis shammai romeo and juliet thing yet bc i think someone should

#jumblr #hillel #shammai #talmud

[thelonelyjew]

#chag sameach #purim #chag purim sameach #hillel #shammai #jewish joke

[i-am-a-fucking-nerd]

[ID: two menorahs. the one in the front has 4 candles plus the shamash, the one in the back has 5 candles lit plus the shamash. end]

My roommate decided that shammai needed some rep this year so she’s lighting her chanukiah by decreasing a candle each night (only bc i’m still doing it the hillel way)

#chanukah #chanukah project #hannukah #chanukahproject #shammai #hillel

[ywd0h0debswaj5]

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[fish3s]

aziraphale lights his menorah in the hillel tradition. crowley lights his in the shammai tradition. they’re hereditary enemies (they love each other very much).

happy hanukkah! 🕎

#shammai and hillel beef minisode when??? #good omens #good omens art #good omens fanart #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #hanukkah #chanukah #hanukah #jewish omens #digital art #my art #artists on tumblr #drawing #illustration

[itwasnightwhenyoudied]

a whole new level of freak

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[insane-control-room]

@tanakhsexyman why is the whale on the list. number one its not a whale, just a fish. and number two it was a girl. this is blaspheme.

also why are the angels listed. they cant be sexymen theyre genderless beings and *multiple* of them. this entire thing makes me so painfully sad

#jumblr #(internal crying) #this is why hillel and shammai split

[garden-ghoul]

chag chanukah sameach, may palestine be imminently free. I'm gonna ask a slightly silly question about candle lighting order, options explained below, as an excuse to make an informational post. please read before voting!

worldwide minhag is with beit hillel in this, as in most things---by far the more popular way to do it is 1 candle on the first day and 8 candles on the eighth day. beit shammai says the opposite: 8 candles on the first day, because there are 8 days left, and 1 candle on the last day. we're told that the light should grow throughout the festival to stave off the darkness of winter! but why must we want that?

kendra observes that increasing our darkness is just as much to be celebrated as increasing our light. they're inextricable anyway: if you put out your candles you decrease the light... but also increase the range of where you can see, because your eyes will see better in the dark! allowing darkness lets us see fainter lights like the moon and stars, so you can also think of beit shammai's order as weaning ourselves off artificial illumination to appreciate the many hours of stargazing winter affords us ::)

#I got mad when DST ended and I could no longer stargaze at the bus stop in the morning so you know what I'm voting #j #a couple years ago I did a VERY stupid hybrid where each night I alternated whether I was doing the hillel or shammai order lol

[dadyomi]

Thursday 2/2, Nazir 10: The Cow Says Halacha

I started reading today’s daf and immediately thought to myself, “Well, talking cows are esoteric even for Talmud, but like, I’m sure one or two of the Sages talked to a cow in their day” and then immediately after

Ah, okay, good to know even the Gemara was a little weirded out by that one. Also, well done cow, waiting until he promised not to eat you before getting up. 

#daf yomi #a jewish bestiary #rami bar hama #beit shammai #beit hillel #rabbi yehuda

[zooptseyt]

Jews all exist on a spectrum from Bugs Bunny to Dennis Prager. Not defending or explaining this one beyond stating the obvious which is you should aim to land on the Bugs Bunny side.

#I'm aware i could use groucho marx here but bugs bunny is a more exaggerated groucho so is further down the spectrum #hillel would be closer to bugs and shammai closer to prager #jumblr #jewish #jew stuff #jews

[yhebrew]

Our Right to Resurrection - Galatians 1:1 - New Beginnings 2022

Our Right to Resurrection – Galatians 1:1 – New Beginnings 2022

What led to The Biggest Deception. Sh’ual (Paul) spoke in Aramaic, not Greek as seen in Acts 26:14, 21:40, 22:2.He did not write in Greek but in Aramaic.Those who transcribed his words into Greek knew very little Hebrew or Aramaic.This Greek text came under scrutiny of the Roman Church of the West.The Roman Church of the West was subject to editing by its priests and copyists.The Church of the…

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[thejewitches]

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[i-am-a-fucking-nerd]

Oops, haven’t shared any other nights lol but here is my chanukiah (Hillel) next to my roommates (shammai)

#chanukkahproject #chanukah #chanukkah #hanukkah #hanukah #chanukahproject #my roommate did some study and she was like why do we follow Hillel and not shammai here when he makes so many good points abt the symbolism #of the holiday and I was like well the reason why is obvious. it’s depressing as hell to start out with all of the candles and have less #and less each night #so as a bit of a joke she does hers following shammai

[prismatic-bell]

Okay so I never actually want to see Disney or Tim Burton touch this with a thirty-foot pole because they’d fucking ruin it, but. May I present to you The Nightmare Before Christmas 2 that lives in my head rent-free:

Jack Strikes Back.

It’s another ordinary year in Halloweentown when there’s a knock at Jack’s door. He opens it and there’s an extremely burly dude in a loincloth, a fairy, and a walking pot of burning oil.

They want to talk to Jack.

He has experience, they’ve heard, with a certain big red lobster man yelling about how holidays are supposed to give each other their space and not railroad over each other, and our motley band of new protagonists could use his expertise on the matter. Because it seems old Sandy Claws might be just a leeeeeeeettle bit of a hypocrite.

These three representatives have a favor to ask of Jack: help get Claus back where he fucking belongs and out of Chanukkah.

Featuring:

—a running gag where the Chanukkians go to utterly ridiculous, Rube Goldberg-like lengths to keep the pot of oil lit. It never goes out, but good lord at what cost.

—this gag finally pays off right at the very end when everybody thinks Santa’s extinguished the oil. After a moment’s horrified silence the flame appears again and everybody from Halloweentown loses their shit cheering, because it’s been thirty years and they’re STILL a little confused but they got the spirit.

—the mayor is absolutely delighted by the presence of gelt. Candy? Your holiday includes CANDY? How excellent! Forward-thinking, even! Kindred spirits!

—everybody is confused by the fairy, including the fairy. She tells people she wasn’t originally from Chanukkahtown, she was from an ad campaign. She thinks. She’s not really sure. Characters from Chanukkahtown who speak Hebrew don’t seem to notice she’s there.

—of course there’s a group of arguing rabbis. OF COURSE there is. And yes, it is of course implied that two of them are Shammai and Hillel, because they’re arguing about which way you’re supposed to light the chanukkiyah.

—Santa tries to blame Jack because after all, Jack wanted more Christmas! Santa’s just being nice! Jack is having none of this.

—Lock, Stock, and Barrel are basically in love with Judah Maccabee (the big burly dude, of course) because he enjoys catapults.

—Jack does actually try to learn about Chanukkah. The problem is, every question he asks, he gets multiple, wildly various, all correct answers. The only time everybody agrees is when he says “and when is this Chanukkah?” and Judah goes THE TWENTY-FIFTH DAY OF KISLEV and Jack goes “which is…when, exactly?” And everybody just stops and stares at each other before they all go “uh….we can check. Yeah. We’ll check.”

—the fairy is horrified to find out the reason she doesn’t remember where she’s from is because the answer is “Christmastown.” She was basically a Smurfette. When Santa tries to recall her she’s like “D: nope sorry I’m defecting I’d rather have no past and make people happy even if I AM an ad campaign”

—the rabbis thank Jack at the end by giving him “a traditional Chanukkah token.” It’s a pair of socks.

[germiyahu]

There's something heinously ironic that so many SJP types attack Hillel chapters on campuses and slander them as breeding grounds of Zionist indoctrination and racism. The conspiracy that Hillel chapters must be secret Hasbara Fascist propaganda centers.

To see the great Sage's name besmirched when he is the reason Jews are so tolerant, compassionate, empathetic, open to debate and new ideas... I mean how many of my fellow goyim even knew who Hillel was before we started to convert? So I don't expect them to get it. But now that I do know, the irony is not lost on me.

Imagine Shammai had bested Hillel in their epic rivalry, how dogmatic and rigid Judaism might be today, and all of world history would probably be different. Like honestly, none of us would be here if you think about it. But what people accuse Jewish college students of secretly believing and plotting and planning... that would fit more into Shammai's worldview than Hillel's, and even then I feel that's a big disservice to Shammai.

Anyway, attacking Hillel chapters, as I see it, is more of this "Lol attention everyone here be ~liberal Zionists~ who pretend to care about human rights while secretly cheering at every dead Palestinian!" nonsense, and it plays into the "Jews were supposed to be the Leftist Religion," narrative as well.

They hate that there are active proud visibly Jewish groups on campuses who are committed to learning and liberal arts and all that jazz. They hate to see Jews inhabit the same spaces they do, dare to identify with their politics and academic values, but still stubbornly cling to a unique Jewish identity. What frauds. They must be fundraising for the IDF! They must be manufacturing Skunk for secret Mossad plants to throw at JVP demonstrators!

Holocaust victims were creating minyanim with trees and you think having your little die-ins at the entrances of Hillel meetings will deter Jews from meeting and celebrate being Jewish? You poor fools.

#jumblr #israel #antisemitism #leftist antisemitism #hillel #this isn't a reaction to anything that happened recently #but in hindsight there has been so much slander on this website and others against hillel chapters #most of them don't even do anything or say anything they just exist in the corner and the sjp warriors were mad as hell