#STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

[ayo-edebiri]

#If you're looking for me, don't. David Tennant just killed me.

#good omens #goodomensedit #david tennant #dtennantedit #baftas #bafta #bafta tv #byaurore #alivedean #jemmablossom #tuserpris #DAVID TENNANT STOP #i have 343242345 hyperfixations at the same time help #michael sheen

[hansoeii]

the best person I know.

#genuinely cannot stop thinking about these two #I promised myself to not draw them too much because I have so much work to do #but oh well #take one more fanart #I love them so much #dead boy detectives #dead boy detectives fanart #dbd #dbd fanart #painland #painland fanart #chedwin #chedwin fanart #edwin paine #charles rowland #the sandman #my art #digital art #ghosts #illustration

[inkskinned]

how odd, to watch the creative writing exercises of angry men in the comments of instagram. you noticed it first in the comments of conventionally attractive women - but then it started appearing everywhere else, too.

a young man talks about what lunch he's packing his wife. there is a little story under it, with 300 likes, fabricated from nothing. "this is pointless. if you treat her like this, she will take the lunch to her office and fuck her boss and divorce him and take all his money."

you scroll. a young woman talks about what lunch she's packing for her husband. it is always uglier when the subject of the video is a woman, you've noticed. "you sit on camera and you smile and you are cheating with the neighbor and then you're going to lie about being sexually assaulted by your husband and -"

you stop reading. it has 567 likes.

where did this even become a thing? people making up stories in their head, disgusting long-winded assumptions about intention and sexual disgrace. the evil twin of fanfiction.

like - it's just a lie. it's a lie that they are telling, baldfaced and assumptive. the undercurrent is of course misogyny, but the trouble is that they're so fucking certain. that's what makes the hairs on the back of your neck rise. there is this pervasive, inventive desire for them to be right. that they must be right. all women are cheating, lying, gold-digging bitches. no exceptions.

in the reverse, when women say i'd rather meet a bear in the woods than a strange man - men funnel in from the sides. they defend each other with a vibrance and capacity for empathy you wish applied to like, the other half of the population. a man could be saying i absolutely did kill her and these creatures in the comments would rise up with king shit. she made it happen. they love each other to the point of this sick strange self-gaslighting, a fervent and unhinged cognitive distortion. all men are good, wonderful people. all women are terrible, conniving, seditious, annoying.

and when did it become okay to just, like... say that kind of a thing? at one point, you find yourself typing out a witty and snappy retort. why are you spending so much time fantasizing about other people babe. but as you stare at the screen, some part of you pictures this man in public, saying these things to your face. his soapbox, high and mighty. his mirrored sunglasses and his empty life: tired and lonely.

what a sad and horrible loop he's locked in. he is terrible to women, so women don't talk to him, which he uses as an excuse to act more terribly. he blames this "failure" on women, rather than on his behavior. it cannot be that he is the problem (that the solution is to just put his ego down and accept women as equals) - he begins to invent a sculpture to replace the flesh frame of each person he sees.

it isn't just a woman posing on the beach. it is now a slut with a desperate need for each person to crave her body. it isn't just a woman yelping with surprise during something upsetting. it is a hysterical, unhelpful cretin who will probably make things worse instead of better. it isn't a person.

someone's very sweet wedding vows get moderate attention on instagram. in the comments, a man says good fucking luck you'll waste your life providing while behind your back she's absolutely fucking the best man. this will be so cringe in 2 months when she walks out on you.

you think - is that what you need to be true? is that what you need to happen, for the world to make sense to you?

#writeblr #every time i see these little creative writing projects i see red lol #girl go write a novel or do ur homework or something. #if youre gonna lie on the internet at least stop badgering women. do it in the privacy #of your poor sad reddit boards

[bumblebeebats]

As much as i love Dungeon Meshi, i do think that given Ryoko Kui's attention to realistic worldbuilding there ought to be a companion series called Dishes Meshi where they spend 2hrs washing and drying and packing away. Alll the goddamnfuck dishes they just made

#EVERY TIME i make something even slightly fancy for dinner im like #HOW ARE YOU WASHING ALL THOSE DISHES IN A DUNGEON ?? DO Y'ALL REALLY ONLY USE 1 BIG PAN?? HOW? #where is Chilchuck being like 'jfc Laios‚ you couldn't have let this bowl soak while we made the gyoza?? now it's all dried on...' #where is Marcille going 'Ok gang. We need to stop somewhere soon to wash each of our 2 outfits. and our 173 dishtowels' #On second thought maybe Marcille just does it all with magic which makes me mad fucking jealous #if this is already covered somewhere in the Adventurer's Handbook or the later manga chapters I'll feel real dumb but Ah Well #dungeon meshi

[akanemnon]

Oh snap! Is it Chara backstory time?

FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT

MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

#undertale #deltarune #crossover #crossover comic #utdr #undertale fanart #deltarune fanart #twin runes #twin runes comic #my art #ralsei #chara #frisk #jeez chara #stop joking about your own death #that's not funny in the slighest #or is that your way of coping with your guilt? #Ralsei knows things that we also dooooo #he DOES know about the player #pretty sure he noticed the Player's disappearance is related to Frisk and/or Chara

[skeleton-squid-boy]

you have GOT to remember when watching the new doctor who that the question is not is this good. doctor who is only ever actually 'good' once a season at most. THE ONLY QUESTION IS is it fun, camp, and has aliens. also remember the worst doctor who showrunner is always the current doctor who showrunner. now go watch the new episodes as god intended like you're ten years old and still remember how to experience joy and whimsy.

#i am saying this to myself because i havent been able to watch them yet #and i need to remember the core values of dr who before i watch it #i REFUSE to be one of those people that cant enjoy it because its changed #or because its too rubbish #as if thats stopped me loving 90% of the rest of dw #doctor who #fifteenth doctor #ncuti gatwa #space babies #dr who #dw #🌌 #squids bullshit

[inthedarkofficial]

Homer, Hades 2: Sing, O Muse, of the saffron robed goddess, whose fair countenance was bathed in Selene’s light at the moment of her birth. Homer, Hades: The fire-stepping prince was lifted by Night from the cold ground, where his lord father had discarded him, outside Taco Bell.

#zagreus: shut up old man #I have been thinking of that loki taco bell post for DAYS since starting Hades 2 #hades 2 spoilers #hades 2 #homer #zagreus #melinoe #also I can't stop thinking about how close Mel and Homer are #she realised her life had a narrator and decided to befriend them #meanwhile the same thing happened to Zag and he just decided it was On Sight

[sky-scribbles]

Hey do you guys remember how long it took for Essek to show his natural awkwardness around the Nein? Do you remember how they were friends with him for three months before he even tried making jokes around them? Do you remember the long slow process of him letting down the Shadowhand mask and openly showing how much he enjoyed their antics?

Did you see Essek just being himself around Bell's Hells, this bunch of weirdos he'd never met, even as he pretended to be someone else? Did you see him cracking that dumb joke about his pretend mother being able to stop time with enough ale, and laughing with them? Did you see him watching them for all of five minutes and going, 'This has been a very interesting first impression. I'm excited to see how strange this gets!'

Do you realise how much easier and freer with people he is now? How despite dropping the Shadowhand sleekness and showing his awkward side, he somehow seems more confident? Do you realise that despite the situation right now, Essek seems happy?

#i can't stop thinking about it #sure he was acting a part at first but. i don't think he was acting very hard y'know? #all his mannerisms were exactly the same #he just seems... lighter. i'm so proud of him #critical role #cr spoilers #cr3 spoilers #essek thelyss

[sava-smth-draws]

double date disaster pt2

@themurmuring full face of piña colada, as per wievers request lol

yes it stains. yes it's sticky. he's not going to save these garments

#undescribed #artists on tumblr #ultrakill #ultrakill art #v1 ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #gabv1el #eyestrain #undescribed because i cant aaaaaaaaaaaaaa im sorry #i started this dawing before previous one but i run myself in the wall by trying to do lineless render /// #and then i had to draw lineart over flats and light and then i didnt liked lineweight and i had to redo this and now i hate it but i had > #to get this done jyst so it stopped bothering me ///aaaaaaaaaa im so eepy #its still a labour of love but by god i wanted to chew my leg off by the end of it #now it's finnaly done im gonna go play minecraft

[themoon-andtosaturn]

paris n1

#i can't stop thinking about this dress #tayprincess #the swiftie tag #taylor swift #userrcmanticpoetry #tswiftedit #tscreators #tswiftgif #networkthirteen #tswiftdaily #usertaylorswiftdaily #tsgif #song: enchanted #enchanted taylor's version #era: speak now #speak now taylor’s version #era: eras #the eras tour #mine. #tegan .gif #best of teg #100. #200. #500.

[violottie]

#fuck israel #fuck america #eurovision #rafah #palestine #free palestine #gaza #free gaza #from the river to the sea palestine will be free #i stand with palestine #save rafah #human rights #keep talking about palestine #dont stop talking about palestine #dont look away

[c-tepx]

just realised that senshi's laios is the way marcille imagined him before. which is.. just like falin. not even with shorter hair, she though he will be like this shoujo prince with wavy bob cut

and she is still so upset that she sees him like some sort of giant bulky dude

#marcille. you gotta stop #he's not THAT ugly #and he does look like falin #not everyone can be a twink #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #laios touden #dunmeshi laios #marcille dunmeshi #marcille donato

[chronicowboy]

can't wait for eddie to come clean to buck about everything in the diaz kitchen in the dead of night and it's a tough conversation, a little ugly, and the lights are low and eddie can barely look at buck and buck can't look away because how did he miss this. he's always so wrapped up in a relationship when eddie needs him the most and he always ends up missing eddie's declines until he's already at rock bottom. but this isn't about him. this is about eddie. and eddie's tearing up and he's chasing his dead wife who he can't ever get back and he's drowning in guilt and he doesn't know what to do and buck doesn't know what to do either. but he remembers the knot in his stomach and the way it didn't untangle itself until eddie hugged him. so he moves round the island and wraps eddie in his arms and eddie breaks and buck holds him through it all.

#sami rambles #sorry i haven't been able to stop thinking about their respective arcs being about lying to each other since i watched #and how eddie's kitchen is a place for negative (in the loosest possible way. talks about Bad Things) conversations #911 spoilers #911 show #evan buckley #buddie #eddie diaz #buck x eddie #911 spec

[nanaslutt]

if there’s one thing i know, it’s that rafayel is a tallkkeerrrrr in bed, if his fiery undercurrent audio was anything to go by, that man is a tease

ʚ cont: fem reader, oral, fingering, dirty talk, squirting, teasing

minors and ageless blogs SHOO

°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ

he would hold your thighs around his shoulders as he laid between your legs, sucking on your clit. his soft lips wrapping around the little bud as his tongue flicks it and rubs it in circles

his eyes never once leave yours as he eats you out, your hands tangled in his hair, fingers curling against his scalp and making him groan into your cunt. he would pull back for a moment and place a soft kiss on your clit before looking up at your disheveled appearance, already fucked out from just a couple flicks of his tongue

“you’re twitching so much,” he coos, “i can feel your clit throbbing on my tongue, do you like it that much?” before he even gives you a chance to answer his lips are back on you again, sucking your clit into his mouth as his tongue laps at your cunt, greedily drinking up your juices

he would pull back one of his hands and slide it under you before pushing a long, slender finger into your sopping cunt and curling up, finding your sweet spot with easy, making you buck your hips against his face.

he pulls off again with a smirk and continues abusing your sweet spot, watching with bated breath and an achy dick as your face contorted into pleasured expressions, your nails scratching his scalp, “you’re sucking me in right here so tight, doesn’t it get tiring being so greedy?” he teased, pulling his finger out before reinserting it with another one

you adjusted to the stretch quickly, bucking your hips into his hand as he pounded his long fingers against your g-spot, “does that feel good? is this your spot? feels so good when i rub you right here, huh?” rafayell was unable to stop his hips from grinding into the bed, reliving himself as he sported such a raging hard on, pre cum soaking his boxers

“yes- fuck-“ you cry out, wishing he would shut his loud mouth, it was turning you on too much, everything was too much to handle. “you look like you’re gunna squirt, your pussy is tightening a lot, it’s hard to move.” he spoke, his voice soft and full of lust

you were only able to nod and whine as your body shook with pleasure. raphael continued to pound his fingers into your cunt, loud squelches emitting from between your legs, only spurring him on even more. “c-cumming, raph i’m gonna-“ the man between your legs nodded and quickened his pace before he leaned down and took your clit back into his mouth, sucking hard on the little bud

your thighs squeezed around his head, making him groan, vibrating your clit as you came with a loud cry. a gush of wetness squirted from your cunt, drenching his face and the sheets below you, but that didn’t stop him from eating you out and finger fucking you like a man starved

your back arched off the bed as your cunt was assaulted with pleasure, your body wracked with tremors. only when you pushed hard on his head and whined his name did he pull off, his mouth and chin dripping with your wetness. “i knew you were gonna squirt, you liked my fingers that much? i’m honored. tasted so good.” he praised, pressing a soft kiss against your inner thighs, his eyes fluttering shut for a moment before they opened again and looked deeply into yours,

“think you can squirt again for me, pretty?”

#i can’t stop thinking abt this exact scenario #love and deepspace #love and deepspace smut #love and deepspace x reader #love and deepspace x you #l&ds smut #l&ds rafayel #rafayel #rafayel love and deepspace #rafayel smut #rafayel love and deepspace smut

[beybuniki]

that time period when bakugo is worried sick about deku & the implications of being an ofa vessel but he’s still too proud to verbalize his worries so he just silently watches deku like a helicopter parent and nags like yea bakugo!!!! burying the hatchet won’t magically make you guys understand each other you actually have to verbalize your thoughts!!!! Deku doesn’t know you’re that worried you have to tell him!!!! Maybe that will make him less reckless!!!!friendship is magic but friendship is also so much work!!!!! (I like to think that bakugo just stares at deku while fighting his demons (vulnerability) and deku is clueless and everyone else is a bit scared that this weird prolonged eye contact means that we’re gonna have a bkdk fight act IV)

#kind of related I love how most of that fic is dedicated to bakugo and deku realizing that they can’t just assume thing you have to #sit down and talkkkk #anyway these sketches are for the manga but yeah I like to observe bakugo’s internal struggle #and I get ittttt it can be so hard to just say the words it’s so much easier to nag and try to control others #I think bakugo would love to be a little control freak when it comes to deku like stop going doing everything by yourselfffffd #crazyyyy how that’s how he basically dies like he rlly shouldn’t be there but he has to this is bakugo after all

[triona-tribblescore]

Some more silly huskerdust shenanigans (i am totally normal about them-)

#youve prolly seen these on my other socials they are a tad few days old :> #but I just cant stop drawing themmmm >w< #free therapy fr ong #huskerdust #huskerdust fanart #angel dust #angel dust fanart #husk #husk fanart #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel comic #tribbleart #<3