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etakeh · 4 months
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johnwickfucker · 4 months
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robert evans continuing to be my hero
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nyancrimew · 1 month
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i finally got invited back on the it could happen here podcast, this time actually with robert around as well!!
it's a cool 30 minute primer on stalkerware and what we can do against it!
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kiwikiwikiwiii · 3 months
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Robert Evans posting twice in a row in a fugue state caused by bisexual thirst is so fucking funny to me like shit dude yeah you're so right
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Bonus, my new fave reaction screenshot, fresh from the comments:
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thelxiepia · 8 months
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i've PEAKED
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electricalsun · 4 months
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welldressedloser · 8 months
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lookcaitlin · 1 year
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asgoodeasgold · 3 months
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"We already won."
Bob is watching the Oscar nominations with Ruddy. In the end, they got 11 noms for The Godfather. But as Bob said, they had already won: the audiences loved the film. I feel like this should be Matthew Goode's motto. His incomparable talent wins him the hearts and minds of audiences, critics and the people he works with but award voters don't see him. They would not recognise talent if it hit them in the face. He should have had an Emmy for Bob. Watch this happen, again, this award season. But who cares, you already are a winner, bubbe 🧡🧡
On a lighter note, I love that groovy dance move at the end  🤣.
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As for Bob, be still my beating heart, he is something else...
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📷 Paramount+ The Offer (2022) my edit
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paralulzy · 17 days
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Kinda curious how much crossover there is between fans of Cool Zone Media and Dropout. They've got similar vibes, a lot of former employees of a big 2000's comedic media company (Cracked and CollegeHumor, respectively) that fell apart and the employees just kinda started their own thing that's half company and half friend group. Both exist as companies but go out of their way to prioritize consumer satisfaction over profits. Both are very anticapitalist and left-leaning. Jamie Loftus and Vic Michaelis follow each other on Instagram.
Anyway I think they should do a crossover. Get Brennan on BtB. Get Robert Evans, Prop, and Margaret Killjoy on Game Changer.
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etakeh · 11 months
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johnwickfucker · 4 months
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i wont him....
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max--phillips · 10 months
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Anyway if y’all wanna be EVEN MORE MAD about how people are abusing AI for their benefit at the expense of other people, this time including children, I highly recommend you listen to the two (as of this post, they’re the most recent) episodes of Behind the Bastards titled “AI Is Coming For Your Children.” (From omny.fm: Part 1 / Part 2) Or, if you’re more of a reader, you can read the article version of it on Robert Evans’ substack:
This sucks so bad. Like, this shit is bleak. Add in the book bans people are trying to push out and… I dunno, seems like a recipe for disaster to me.
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st-just · 9 months
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Most evil is perpetuated because someone needs to pay their mortgage.
-Robert Evans, Inside Fox News
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fuckywuck · 9 months
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my favorite episodes are the ones where the guest is kinda a normie and robert says something like
'the navy had an opportunity to sue scot adams and save us all from dilbert forever and they failed at their duty to protect this country [...] this is the worst navy failure since pearl harbor'
and the guest is shocked that he would say that on his podcast. and it's just a standard robert evans goof. comparatively tame especially when you consider the blue apron bit.
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arsnof · 2 months
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Robert Evans as the Riddler.
It is 2019 and riots are breaking out all over Gotham. What started as peaceful protests over police violence, accountability, and the death of Joe Chill quickly escalate when the GCPD GCPDed. People are angry that the police managed to solve the Wayne family murder in under a week while thousands of existing cases are ignored.
Moreover, just as quick as elderly black man Joe Chill was implicated in the murder, he was also shot dead by police. The cops said they exchanged gunfire with Chill and he was struck while running away. The autopsy showed that he was beaten before being shot point blank in the back of the head. The cops were never even put on leave. Gotham exploded.
Enter journalist Ed Nigma. Nigma, a brash, 30 something thinkpiece writer has covered conflicts across the globe and even he has never seen violence on this level. He jumps into the streets, covering the inner-city war zone.
Police tanks parade down the street. Rows of armored police shoot tear gas and beanbags into teenagers with gas masks and cardboard signs.
Ed is interviewing first aid teams carrying milk jugs when he is caught in a kettle. Despite wearing a vest and helmet loudly declaring him as PRESS, he is beaten into a coma.
Six months later, the riots have been suppressed. A handful of cops have been suspended as a concession to the people. Tanks still roll in the streets. Ed disappears from his hospital bed.
Another year and the security theater has only grown. The police coffers swell and they are spending as quick as they receive. New transfer Jim Gordon doesn't get it. Drones and acoustic deterrents and crowd suppressants andAI facial recognition.. Jim's too old for that.
A beat cop from Chicago, Gordon keeps it clean. Descendant of militant abolitionists, Jim will do what's right, no matter the cost. His sense of justice led him to police work. His sense of morals led him into the path of his superiors, who punished him by sending him to the dirtiest precinct in the country.
His first assignment is reports of a strange podcast (what is that even? You have to what? What's an app?) that seems to be threatening local industrialist Derek Powers. Jim listens through the three available episodes. They cover Powers; his early life in South Africa and Venezuela. Inheriting his fortune. Claims of slavery and rape and murder. Each episode ends with a promise to kill Derek.
The episodes are listed as a four parter, with the last one streaming tonight. Jim tunes in with the help of his daughter, Barbara (that girl is smart!). Jim makes her leave as the host has a rather filthy mouth and is quite raunchy.
It starts normally enough. A list of social connections that reads like a terrorist watch list. Flights to isolated islands. Associations with the police. This last part catches Jim off guard, as it details Powers' involvement in the Joe Chill protests. The host alleges that Powers paid off commissioner Loeb to get extra protection around his building and giving them permission to get extra hands on if necessary.
"And that's it for ol' international pervert and expert trout seducer Derek Powers. Hey, Sophie, you know what- what really.. really.. uh, explodes? My office building? Aw, fuck, I fucked up that transition. Anywho, join us next week on the podcast whose name is literally just a question mark when we start a three parter on Ace Chemicals and the incredible world of crowd control!"
Gordon sits in silence for a minute. If what this.. 'Riddler' says is true.. Powers is a monster. A sick Bastard. A.. a.. His phone rings. It's Bullock. Jim thinks Harvey Bullock is only putting on the airs of a dirty cop. Somewhere under that trench coat and cigar is a decent guy trying to do good in a place that actively tries to beat you down. Bullock says to turn on the news. Powers Plaza has been bombed. Derek and six shareholders are dead.
His eyes move from the burning tower on the TV to the podcast app on his computer. The question mark logo purple on green. What the hell is going on in Gotham City?
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