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jimmyalonzo · 9 months

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'Deadly Hippy' 🎨🎨🎨🎨🎨🎨🎨🎨🎨

#pop surrealism #creepy #trippy #psychedelic art #popart #mf doom #travis scott #mad magazine #rebeltaxi #tame impala

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roththeprimordial · 8 months

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SpongeBob: “What do you mean you want a ‘break’, Danny? Don’t you want to be a superhero anymore?”

Danny: “I don’t know, SpongeBob. I just thought I could use a break from the action. And maybe protect my friends and family.”

SpongeBob: “How DARE you, Danny… How DARE you care about your friends, family, and your own well-being? Why can’t you be a rich overworked father doing late night business meetings and showing up late to your own sons karate recital while you wait at the last minute to get him a Turbo-Man doll the day before Christmas while SINBAD publicly executes your son in broad daylight!? YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT DANNY?! No, you don’t. You just DON’T! And if you don’t… Ya just don’t… -Biggie Smalls, 1993.”

Danny: “SpongeBob, do you even know what the HELL you’re talking about?”

#nicktoons unite #nicktoons #danny phantom #spongebob #incorrect quotes #spongebob squarepants #rebeltaxi

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slaket-and-sprash · 1 year

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The father, The son, The holy spirit.

Fr can anyone please tell me if there's any other games from the early 2000's about a bunch of 'toons competing in a competition of some kind?

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spacestudio13 · 9 months

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Cheese pizza drip of @pan-pizza

#space studio 13 #my art #fan art #pan pizza #rebeltaxi

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weaselbeaselpants · 1 year

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The Eight Rings of Bad Internet Reviewer Hell

-Ring One: Listicle-Fever-

A source that’s better at cataloging content worth the viewer’s interest gets it into their head that they are a decent source of information and critical opinion. Bonus points: +the source is user generated and voted for without moderation, so it’s really no one’s actual opinion +article sites quote each other as a source

Examples: WatchMojo, Cracked.com, Listverse

Exceptions: PanPizza and CR

-Ring 2: Funnyman thinks he’s a Reviewer "oh god"-

While everyone's a critic, not everyone is a reviewer. This bad faith + bad take combo comes from a person who’s better at making observational jokes (riffs) at something, but then thinks said jokes are meaningful analysis simply because they occasionally point out actual problems in the material. Bonus points: +jokes are offensive and not funny +they’re actively ignoring the actual text to make jokes +deflects their own critics by calling everyone who doesn’t buy into their jokes “butthurt fans”

Examples: CinemaSins, Cracked.com, post Demo-Reel Doug Walker, ScreenJunkies

Exceptions: Rifftrax/MST3K, Retsupurae (rip), ABrandontoThePast, penguinz0

-Ring 3: “Let’s go through the movie together :D”-

A standard retrospective-based review format; best used on contained 3-act structures. The reviewer obviously has the foresight of having watched something before they discuss it to the audience. At their best, these kinds of reviews are fun. At their worst, these videos are just validation farms designed to rip on something sillystupid. Bonus points: +performatively angry and over the top +reviewer takes the subject too seriously in a way that feels unpleasant or a chore to sit through as an audience +alternatively, they have the same trouble as the ‘Funnyman’ and holds no interest in what they’re talking about

Examples: Irate Gamer, MysteriousMr.Enter, ConfusedMathew, Doug Walker again

Exceptions: PeanutButterGamer, Jenny Nicholson, Phelous and Allison Pregler, Bad Princess Movie Podcast, Double Toasted, YourMovieSucks, ToddintheShadows

-Ring 4: Super-Fan-Fail-Theorist-

Bi-monthly theorizing about what a new plot development for a show is, or after-the-fact musing on a what ‘something’ nebulously ‘means’. Very often transforms into fan theorizing and analyzing media for conclusion’s sake. Prone to A LOT of bias of the fan reviewer’s absolutist-take. Obsessed with a product’s fringe and ultimately deeply invested in what is a shallow-insight. Bonus points: +reviewer won't parse the difference between their theory and the text +reviewer is defensive and won’t share the fandom with people who don’t share their take

Examples: Game Theory, Wisecrack

Exceptions: CinemaCartography, Jacob Geller, Sarah Zed and Lady Emily

-Ring 5: Wannabe Breadtube Retrospecterer-

Reviewer wants to be a researched, respected, ‘enlightened’ 2-hour vid maker but is really just an annoyed fan who’s lengthy reviews aren’t structured. Criticism might be valid, but is usually more about what the reviewer doesn't ‘like’ than what's actually wrong with something. Feels more like a lecture and a take-down than it is an enlightening hot take, at best. Also, it's your fault if you disagree with them and they live rent free in their critics heads- totally not the other way around! Bonus points: +incorrect, ludicrous, needless accusations tossed around at ppl they dislike +sounds like they're telling the audience how to feel, not why they feel think something is "awful and here’s why” +reviewer refuses to apologize or correct themselves if they get their facts wrong

Examples: Lily Orchard, Mysterious Mr. Enter again, half of the alt-light douchbags with hour long rants about Star Wars who ironically are all out to counter leftBreadtubers

Exceptions: Accented Cinema, Shaun, Folding Ideas, Xiran Jay Zhao, Princess Weekes, Lindsay Ellis, Lady Emily again, BenettetheSage's newest vids, Cheyenne Lin, and Sideways

-Ring 6: DNI-Danny -

Otherwise known as the “Anti". Jaded by years of abusive standom, they cling to good takes and criticism when it’s convenient for them but otherwise see fandom and critical analysis as a battlefield THEY MUST win. Very judgemental of people who don’t share their (sometimes exact) opinions; quick to gaslight/block/smear people just for association. Absolutist as a means of keeping oneself ‘safe’. Bonus points: +apologizing is NEVER AN OPTION +genuinely treats fandom takes as tho they’re comparable to politics and real morality +DNI list consists of MAPS, bigots, republicans and ppl who ship that toxic ship they don’t like +"no I didn't even watch the video, I don't have to!!" +"cancel culture doesn't exist"

Examples: Lily Orchard again and also prolly some tumblr user you know

-Ring 7: Choked on the Reddit-Pill-

Caught in a toxic dance of death with the DNI-Danny. May be the reason the former exists, but absolutely exists to counter the DNI-Danny at their bs by functioning more bs. So obsessed with being a counter argument and fighting for “actual social justice” (whatever that means) that they don’t recognize their own absolutism, centricism, or selfishness for what it is. Where the Anti counters with “think of the marginalized” the Reddit-Pill is obsessed with “well I’m not [worst case scenario] so why it is my problem that [worst case scenario] exists, HMMM???!” Bonus points if: +really love the term ‘moral guardians’ unironically +“fiction never reflects reality” +"cancel culture doesn't exist" +"some of us can tell the difference between fiction and reality"

Examples: Bad Webcomics Wiki, 4chan, half of the complacent "not me"-base that is KiwiFarms

-Ring 8: Actual Moral Guardians-

Not a jaded or concerned fan fighting for the rights of the marginalized, or for other people, at all. Not even a critic. Legit cult member working in ACTUAL bad faith. 100% unironically believes that liking (or even watching) something means you are being brainwashed/going to hell. Ostensibly has a skewed understanding of how media actually affects people (because they legit think it happens thru mind control and not emotional connections.

Never have good takes or good faith-basis of their own. They can only ever parrot criticisms from other people to fit their usually conservative-minded beliefs. Legit witchhunt.

Examples: Jordan Peterson, The Satanic Panic, Ben Shapiro, QAnon, Breitbart

inb4: "DID YOU KNOW that the reviewer you rec actually did-"/"they don't like that other reviewer you rec"/"they won't fuck you stop promoing them"

>I'm not here to tell you the ppl I recommended in the links are saints, good people, or even the best reviewers with the one take to rule them all. I don't know them. I'm recommending them on the basis of how to see this kind of reviewing done right.

>I'm not these reviewer's moms. I don't know them. I'm pretty sure some of these people dislike some of these other people- I don't even watch every person I recommended here- but why or how is none of my business. I'm recommending ppl as a viewer.

>I'm aroace and a lot of these people are married or taken. I HOPE they won't fuck me, tbh.

If your favoritist reviewer-person ever is on the example list, barring the final rings, it's none of my business Jan. I still like ScreenJunkies tbh.

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vgfmart · 1 year

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Here’s a commission I drew in 2020 for @pan-pizza . I think this was one of the last commissions I ever did.

#pan-pizza #rebeltaxi #loki irl #oc

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amazingbananabread · 6 months

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Ngl i love this guy, heck i have a crush on this guy before too!! Idk man, i love fictional pathetic men like this one..

#melissa ^^#rebeltaxi #rebel taxi #pan pizza #fanart #i try my best for this fanart ;^]#bwait that was supposed to be :^]

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promantis · 5 months

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Despite being born in 03 and barely remembering anything past 09, i have a very close relationship with the 2000s. Watching Rebel Taxi makes me feel like a teen in that era.

#2000s nostalgia #2000s #2000s aesthetic #rebeltaxi #pan pizza

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nostalgiabiz · 5 months

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Made some Rebeltaxi fanart! I like the art I did.

#y2k #rebeltaxi #fanart #goth girl #digital art #character redesign #goth #latino #art #original art

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shouta-edits · 2 years

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"Can I get a RebelTaxi stimboard with black, purple, and yellow technology/computer/neon stims?" -anon requested

SOURCES:

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#rebeltaxi #youtuber #stimboard #technology stim #computer stim #neon stim #yellow stim #black stim #purple stim #anti harassment #proship edit blog #proshippers please interact #proship #proship safe #request fill #[assignment passed back... /requested finished]

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nadazilch · 2 years

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Pam-Pam & Friends.

#spamton #deltarune #madotsuki #yume nikki #fangamer #lars barriga #steven universe #pan-pizza #rebeltaxi #makeship #brain #anatomical heart #giant microbes #plush

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otisbeerdraws · 1 year

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"What was his name again? Coconut. Coconut Fred." (2020)

Logo by Rebeltaxi: https://pan-pizza.tumblr.com/post/149378136040

#RebelTaxi #final fantasy 7 #coconut fred #otisbeerdraws

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lauferisms · 1 year

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Ranking The Death of LEGO Movies (@RebelTaxi)

What I love the most about the first Lego Movie is how it rallies against the idea that original concepts are inherently better than IP-driven stuff.

The resistance to Lord Business all insist on working alone on their own thing and look down on Emmett for just following instructions, but when it's time to work together, they mess up because they can't combine their Ideas into a cohesive whole, OTOH while Emmett may be unoriginal, he understands structure, and that's what saves the day.

#The Lego Movie #lego batman #ninjago #phil lord #chris miller #lego #rebeltaxi #panpizza #retrospective

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funkyspacealien · 2 years

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