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jahayla-parker · 1 year
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writing prompt: “You’re supposed to be dead!” “Yeah, sorry about that.” for character of choice
“You’re Supposed to Be Dead” : Prompt Preference
Description: "You're supposed to be dead", "Yeah, sorry about that" prompts for Kaz Brekker, Jesper Fahey, Tom Holland, and Harrison Osterfield; some fluff, some hurt-comfort, and some enemies to lovers Warnings: mentions of death/character deaths, violence and violent video games,SOC/SAB standard trigger warnings, etc. Notes: I changed the last line of the prompt slightly, same theme but just not as an actual line but instead the premise only.
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Kaz Brekker x Reader
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Found here (too long for a blurb type request format)
Jesper Fahey x Reader
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“You’re supposed to be dead!” Jesper shouted as he watched his girlfriend casually enter the room.
Y/n shrugged coyly, “plans change”.
Nina giggled in the background as she watched their argument.
Jesper signed, “y/n, this is serious”
“Damn Jesper, didn’t realize you wanted me dead so badly” y/n joked, making Nina snort.
Jesper shook his head furiously, “you know that’s not what’s happening”.
Y/n sighed as he realized he wasn’t going to buy into the playful banter.
“Doll, this was to keep you safe!” Jesper scolded, eyes scanning the otherwise empty Crow Club as if he expected the man hunting her to be following her so closely.
“I know, but plans change” y/n repeated, shrugging off the torn coat that was covered in fake blood.
“Why?!” Jesper panicked, his eyes moving back to her.
Y/n glanced over at Kaz who just stood stoically and stared back at her.
Jesper glanced back and forth between them.
“Wha- you knew?!” he yelled at Kaz out of frustration.
Kaz raised an eyebrow at the outburst but merely adjusted his grip on the head of his cane and nodded once.
Jesper threw his arms in the air exasperatedly, “You helped stage her death! So.., Why would you undo that?! Why-? How-? What?! I don’t-…”.
Kaz signaled for y/n to explain and she sighed reluctantly.
“Jesper, something came up that was more important” she began softly, knowing how he’d argue that nothing was more important than this plan.
“More important than staying safe until you got to Novyi Zem and we could start new lives?!” Jesper argued, a defeated but frustrated look on his face.
“Yes” y/n admitted firmly, stepping closer to him.
“What’s so important that you’d give all that up and break your promise to me?!” Jesper huffed.
She felt guilty for breaking their promise, but she knew she had to.
As she stared guiltily at her boots, she sighed, “your life, Jesper”.
Jesper froze, his hands dropping to his side, “what?”
Y/n took a deep breath and lifted her gaze to him, noticing his eyes had softened.
“Your life was in danger, Jesper. I’m not going to apologize for prioritizing you over myself” she began, holding up a hand as he went to interject, “not when you’d have done the same thing if the roles were reversed”.
Jesper nodded and sighed as he grabbed her hand.
“Doll, how was my life in danger? You were the one Mastian and his crew were after” Jesper pointed out.
“That was true. But, as Kaz finished the last details of my death, he noticed Krishgon nearing the Crow’s Club” y/n explained.
“Krishgon?” Jesper asked, trying to place the name.
“The con man you stole the chest from last week? His goons recognized you from one of the gambling parlors here in the Barrel. Kaz found out he’d taken out a hit on you but hadn’t told any of us” y/n said, her voice taught.
“It was being handled” Kaz cut in, “there hadn’t been any viable threat”.
“Yet” y/n argued, shooting Kaz a glare before facing Jesper again.
“However, it seemed he was going to take the chance of you being distracted by my ‘death’ to exact his consequence” y/n sighed, squeezing her boyfriends hand.
“Well that’s just cruel, way to kick a man when he’s down” Jesper criticized the man’s timing.
Matthias rolled his eyes, “she didn’t actually die Jesper”.
As Jesper went to respond, y/n tugged on his hand to redirect him back to the current issue.
“Krishgon might not be Rollins or Kaz, but that’s almost worse because he doesn’t care about revenge” y/N’s voice shook softly, “he just wants his threats eliminated. So I’m not going to apologize for coming back for you”.
Jesper brushed a few stray tears from her eyes, “I’m sorry love, I didn’t know”.
“I know, but that’s why, Jes. If I stayed dead, I’d be safe but you wouldn’t” y/n surmised.
“And then, she’d also be at risk again, this time by association” Kaz added.
Jesper nodded at Kaz in silent acknowledgment of his understanding as to why Kaz breached the deal they’d made.
“We’ll figure this out, okay love? We can fake another-“ Jesper began, looking to Kaz in hopes he’d have a plan in the works.
“No. I’m not running anymore Jesper. I said I would because it was what you wanted and what you thought was needed. But now it’s not just me. I’m staying “ she stated firmly, looking over at Kaz and nodding once before facing her boyfriend again.
“We’re staying and we’re going to take both gangs down. We’ll take a play from their playbook and eliminate both threats completely if need be” y/n planned aloud.
Jesper raised his eyebrows in shock at her firm yet casual stance on killing two gang bosses.
But as he saw she wasn’t letting up, he smirked and he rested hands on revolvers.
“This is our home and we’re going to keep it” she told him.
He nodded and lifted one of his guns up to his lips, “Yes we are, together”.
Tom Holland x Reader
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Tom glared at his brother, “you have to be kidding me”.
Harry smirked and shook his head, “not in the slightest mate. Y/n is due on set any minute now”.
“But she’s supposed to be dead!” Tom groaned loudly.
Harry laughed and shrugged, “well, they brought her back. So you’ll just have to get over your feelings for her and do your job”.
Tom rolled his eyes, “quiet down. Last thing I need is people thinking you mean I have romantic feelings for her”.
“Even though you do” Harry stated simply as he set down Tom’s coffee.
“I do not” Tom scoffed, gritting his teeth.
Harry rolled his eyes, “if you say so mate, but look, you should head over to the set soon”.
Tom glanced at his watch and sighed.
He took a quick sip of his coffee before rushing back to the set with his script in hand.
“Seriously?” Tom groaned as he ran into y/n’s back.
“Excuse me?” Y/n asked, eyes widening as she turned around and saw Tom.
“Of course you’d be in the way” he remarked trying to side step her.
She moved to block him, “you ran into me Holland. Not the other way around”.
Tom rolled his eyes, “yeah, well-“.
Y/n watched as he scrambled for a comeback, a smirk growing on her face, “well?”
“You’re supposed to be dead!” Tom shouted, getting the attention of a few other cast members.
Y/n scoffed and shrugged, “I didn’t ask them to bring me back, but I guess the fans love me”.
“I suppose someone has to” Tom huffed.
Y/n’s confident posture slackened some; betraying the fact his attack actually landed this time.
But instead of feeling proud, Tom felt guilty; he knew he’d taken it too far.
“Let’s just get this over with” she groaned, turning away from him and towards the scene.
“Are we seriously going with this angle?” y/n asked, her script slapping the desk dramatically.
“I have to agree, this seems unrealistic” Tom agreed, his eyes rereading the kissing scene.
The director laughed and shook his head, “that’s the direction we’ve been told to go. Besides, everyone loves an enemies to lovers story”.
Y/n groaned, “y/c/n would never fall for t/c/n”.
Tom rolled his eyes and crossed his arms over his chest, “and vice versa”.
Y/n rolled her eyes at Tom’s weak dig but focused back on the director, “I just don’t think the chemistry will work right for this dynamic”.
The director suppressed a smirk and shrugged, “it’s up to you and Tom to make sure that it does. Something tells me you’ll fall into place with this change easier than you think”.
Harry had to force himself not to laugh as he smirked across the room at his clueless older brother.
Both Tom and y/n groaned as they glared at each other across the table.
“You need to let me see it” Tom said, in character.
“No, I don’t want you touching me” y/n responded, sure to have her character glare up at Tom’s character.
As Tom rolled his eyes he sighed loudly, “how am I to stitch your cut back together if I can’t touch you?”.
“Why do you want to touch me?” Y/N’s character chided, looking away.
“I never said I did” Tom rebutted, grabbing some medical supplies from various places in the fake medical wing.
Y/n hummed loudly, “You never said you didn’t.”
“Do you want to bleed out or can I stitch your damn arm?” Tom’s character snapped.
“Fine” y/n groaned, holding her arm closer to him as he brought over the tray of medical supplies.
“Thank you your highness” he mocked.
“Stop calling me that” y/n said as her character bristled.
“It is your title, is it not?” Tom argued, wiping the fake wound on her arm.
“Not any more, and you know that” she said, a blatant reference to the scene in which her character had given up her title in order to join the resistance against their country’s abusive king.
Tom character sighed softly as he began to ‘stitch’ her ‘wound’, “you’re right, I’m sorry”.
Y/N’s character stayed silent but stoic, acting as if nothing impacted her.
It reminded Tom of the way y/n was around him off set.
“We’re on the same team now you know” y/n said as he continued to stitch her.
“Then maybe you should start acting like it, show a little trust maybe?” He argued, wrapping gauze around her arm.
“Me? You barely have said a word to me since I’ve been back and when you do it’s always harsh” she snapped, some tears in her eyes as she looked over at him.
Tom felt himself fall into the moment, and he truly couldn’t tell if she was faking it or not.
But as his eyes dropped to her lips before moving back to her eyes he hoped it seemed to have been done in character still and not his own actions.
A loud noise echoed through the otherwise quiet scene as one of the extras walking by behind them tripped and knocked over the plant in the corner.
The director yelled cut as y/n tried to not laugh about the interruption due to how close Tom’s face was to hers.
She didn’t want her breath to hit his face.
However, Tom was still stuck in the moment.
He reached out and took hold of her jaw.
“Umm..Tom?” Y/n asked, looking at him.
She saw the look in his eyes and signaled towards the group huddling by the plant to ensure it and the characters were back in their exact and proper places “The scene is over”.
He nodded slowly, blinking silently for a few seconds before seemingly finding himself and stepping back.
“Damn, really wanted to kiss me huh Holland?” Y/n mocked, standing up and undoing the wrap on her arm so they could redo it for the next take.
“Shut up y/l/n” Tom groaned, running his hand down his face.
“Make me” she tuck her tongue out at him childishly.
Tom snapped his eyes back at her and mumbled something under his breath before looking away.
Rolling her eyes, she set down the gauze and began taking off the fake stitches.
However, even with her back to him, y/n felt Tom’s eyes on her the whole time.
“Let me” Tom said, watching as she struggled to remove the last of the fake stitches without ripping it.
“No” y/n remarked turning away from him, “I’ve got it”.
He groaned loudly as he moved closer, “you’re going to rip it”.
“No I’m not, now fuck off” she huffed, fingers slipping on the fx makeup.
Tom laughed and shook his head, “would you just let me help you?”
“I don’t need your help Tom” she stated stubbornly.
“I’m well aware of that y/n, but I’d like to get a move on with this” he retorted, guessing to the set.
“Why are you in such a big hurry? Wanting to know what it’s like to kiss me that badly?” Y/n joked with a roll of her eyes.
Tom glared briefly but then eyes softened as he went back to trying to help her, “I have my reasons”.
“Which are?” She pressed, holding her arm away from him.
“Doesn’t matter” he murmured.
Y/n sighed, “if you tell me, I’ll let you help me with this”.
Tom smirked softly and sighed, “fine. Maybe I do want to kiss you”
Y/n laughed loudly and rolled her eyes, “hilarious Tom, whatever just forget it”.
As she moved away from him again, he grabbed her shoulder and turned her around.
“I wasn’t joking” he confessed.
Despite her hesitation she saw the way he looked at her lips and was starting to feel inclined to believe him.
“Tom it’s not funny. I know you hate me but don’t do what you’re trying to do. That would be a new low, even for you” she warned.
He sighed, “y/n, I don’t hate you”.
Raising an eyebrow at him she huffed, “yes you do. You have from day one”.
Tom bit his cheek and closed his eyes, “I hate how you make me feel”.
“Same thing” y/n groaned.
“No. I hate that you drive me crazy. I feel like I’m an incompetent babbling fool whenever we’re in the same room. I hate the way you make me always want to redo every scene until it is enough to impress you. I hate the way your red lipstick makes your lips stand out even more. I hate the way you make me nervous no matter how prepared I am for the day. I hate the way-“ Tom rambled on.
Y/n brushed aside any worries about this being a ploy.
While they bickered and argued, Tom had never been cruel to her.
Which is why his harsher than normal comment earlier impacted her.
She noticed she had begun to zone out on what he was saying as her eyes focused onto the way his lips were moving.
Y/n firmly grasped his shirt and pulled him to her until their lips met.
Tom’s hand immediately found her hair and his fingers looped through it as he smiled into the kiss.
When they parted for air, they both had a slightly shy grin making them laugh.
“I don’t hate you” he summarized with a blush.
“I can see that now Tom” y/n smirked.
“But, there is one thing that I hate..” she stated.
Rising an eyebrow at her he nervously joked, “was I that bad of a kisser?”
She laughed and shook her head, “no. I hate that you drive me crazy and you’re not even mine”.
Tom smirked before smiling widely, “well, what do you say we fix the last part of that?”
Harrison Osterfield x Reader
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“Haaazzz I suck” y/n groaned as she tugged on his hoodie.
“Come on love, practice makes perfect “ he grinned kissing her cheek once the hood fell onto her shoulders.
She huffed playfully and plopped onto his sofa, “you just want to show off”.
“How’s that?” He asked, sitting next to her and pulling her closer.
“By winning each match” she pouted.
“We can be on the same team then love, how’s that sound?” He offered, handing her a controller.
She smiled and nodded in agreement.
After a few rounds, she glanced over at her boyfriend with a smug expression.
“What?” He laughed, tickling her sides.
She kicked and squirmed as she laughed loudly.
“I think I’ve learned enough now” she answered when he stopped tickling her.
He lifted an eyebrow at her in confusion as he waited for an explanation.
“Like you said, practice makes perfect “ she shrugged.
“You want to compete now?” He laughed softly, nodding towards the tv screen.
She smirked and nodded, “loser makes dinner”.
Harrison laughed, “I must’ve forgotten how much you like to cook”.
“Ha, ha, ha, very funny Haz” she scoffed, “set it up”.
“Cheater!” Y/n screamed as she made her character run away from Haz’s.
Harrison smirked and tickled her side again, making her laugh loudly as she scooted down the couch.
“Stop cheating Haz!” She giggled, her smile making his grow.
He sighed softly to himself as he watched the way she intently moved her character to another part of the screen.
“Stop watching my screen” she whined, playfully smacking his arm.
Harrison chuckled and kissed her cheek, “I don’t want to make dinner”.
“You should be able to beat me still Osterfield” she pointed out teasingly.
“But perhaps I’ve bested you, maybe Tom will be more of a competition for me” she shrugged.
Harrison rolled his eyes softly as she smirked once she saw the competitive glow return to his eyes as he grabbed his controller.
“No!” She shouted, a frown on her lips as she stared at the screen, “I died! How did I die?”
Harrison suppressed a laugh at her adorable pout.
He set his controller beside him as he moved to pull her body towards him.
“Wait!” She gasped, making him freeze.
But in the time it took him to process what she was actually reacting to, she’d shot and killed his character.
Not once, but three times.
“You’re supposed to be dead!” Harrison shined.
She shrugged you set it up Haz
He groaned as he recalled having allowed for three chances before final death/loss of the match.
“You get to make dinner” she cheered, bouncing in her spot.
Harrison ran an embarrassed hand down his face but smiled, “that was already the plan my love”
“You’re just saying that cause you lost” she beamed proudly.
Haz laughed and leaned over to give her a soft kiss, “I still say you cheated”.
“You set it up!” She argued as he made his way for the kitchen to cook them dinner.
“And you said you died!” He teased, pulling out the ingredients he’d set aside for dinner to night.
“I thought I did, turns out I’m immortal!” She exclaimed with a laugh.
“After dinner we’ll see about that darling” Haz commented with a smile on his face.
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