Hello! I found your page due to the Guzma head canons. He's become my hyperfixation as of late, as such I was wondering if you had any other headcanons you wanted to share?
Yeah, sure, I need to get back into writing. Also i need a distraction for my own mental wellbeing ahahhahahahah help.
Guzma strikes me as the partner who will willingly listen to any music you’re into and with you and not make any comments about it but is secretly judging and half-way psychoanalyzing.
He’s pretty handsy and unabashed; if you have any family who makes underhanded comments about you around him, he becomes much more crass and possessive. He will make sure it’s known that 1- you are his, so fuck off with that shit and 2- you chose him. You did not choose them. They’re stuck with both of you and he will make it hell for them for his entertainment.
Guzma 100% eats like the Single Straight Man™ stereotype whether or not he is or is not straight; his breakfast is a weirdly toasted piece of bread and dinner is a frozen pizza topped with random shit he threw on.
ON that note, if you cook for him/order higher quality food/ literally anything else, he’s so far gone; this man is chest deep into this relationship and he just fell for you.
[ I just had a thought as I am writing this of Guzma hearing literally any song from “The Normal Album” and being legitimately wildly concerned. ]
Can and will fight any shitty person who is now removed from your life; ex, ex friend, shitty family, he will undo all of his therapy.
Guzma is wildy crass at times, but when it comes to you, he’ll ask you rather intimate things with such maturity; asking you about your past relationships, if anything bad happened, why it didn’t work out and such, and will handle it with a lot of mercy and maturity.
Give him some sort of gentle thing to stimulate him; let him pet a soft pokemon, comb a pokemon, brush your hair, attempt to braid your hair- just give him something soft and it’ll soothe him a lot if he’s feeling restless or trapped.
If he didn’t live in a naturally humid and salty environment, his hair would not be nearly as floofy. Fluffy, yes, but not a swablu. Fucker got italian hair fr fr
Guzma is obviously not particularly an academic, but he also doesn’t like to be seen as a stupid fuck-up; if you went to college or any sort of higher education, he’ll ask you to show him any of your notes from that and explain the concepts to him. He’s not the greatest at it, but now he understands how a pathogen works!
He isn’t particularly entranced with reading, but he’ll definitely do it as a non-violent non-traumatizing form of entertainment.
Has no fuvkin clue how a fountain pen works. None.
If you have a hyperfixation/special interest to talk about, he will absolutely listen to you talk about it and such; no, he has no idea what you’re talking about. Yes, please keep on talking.
Embroidery is the same fountain pen conundrum.
Will grasp onto very random academic concepts; he knows there was an industrial revolution which led to the mass production of art equipment and technologies that revolutionized the art world and how artists worked, sparking the first movement away from the French academy of art. No he doesn’t know what impressionism is. Yes they are the same thing.
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The Godzilla Minus One soundtrack is phenomenal, but my favorite one is the 3rd track “Confusion”
Just a single, continuous note that throughout starts to become a prominent low ringing in your ears mimicking that pure, panicked, adrenaline-fueled feeling of being hunted down by a massive predator
There could have been standard ‘Fast-Paced Chase Scene Music’ playing during the scene, but with this track makes it 100x more tense and unnerving…
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Incorrect qoutes 2 (but it's just inside job qoutes)
*the crossed out stuff is the original qoute!
Stanley (out of breath): I have a desk job! I don't do a lot of cardio!
N: HELL YEAH! I'M DEAD! I've never felt more alive!
432: Sometimes the thought that we're related, KEEPS ME UP AT NIGHT!
N: Classic ridley narrator rage issues! You're definitely my girl!
N: Happy birthday kiddo! What are you gonna wish for?
432: Friends...
N and 432 (in an overly excited tone): Daddy abandonment issues, YEAH!
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You asked for more asks so I shall ask: If there was one thing about Ninjago you would change....what would it be? (it can a character, story element (lol), a season, etc)
Ah, man, this is a toughie.
Obviously, I generally really liked the show! I mean, I made an entire side blog for it, so I had to have liked it lol
But since you asked, if I had the option, I'd really prefer to have consistency! Everything just jumps and jumbles around, and sometimes, events that happen just happen and are never mentioned again. Or, the rare occasion where the canon events don't line up (see below). I don't know about you, but it also just really bothered me when some things weren't mentioned in the plot, and I only later realized them (Ultra Dragon's passing).
The most annoying instance:
HARUMI!!! Her backstory is all kinds of messed up and not aligned with canon events at ALL. It just bugs me so, so, so much.
Another instance (still Harumi somehow. And I like Harumi's character, so this upsets me a lot that she seems to be more consistent at being inconsistent than being consistent):
In Crystalized, when she gathered up all the criminals of the past for her Crystal Court or whatever it was called and fuckin' Pythor was there. Her whole character was to get payback for the Great Devourer??? So she went after the ninja???? But PYTHOR, the snake who summoned the dang beast, was spared from her wrath??????? I just don't get it, man.
Another another instance (this is starting to feel like Harumi bashing, i prommy it's not):
Tell me why she was mad at Lloyd for not looking in the rubble for her. That is NOT her character. I don't care if they're trying to push the "Oh I'm in love with him but I'm in denial cause im upset oh nooooo *swoons*" it's just NOT her character. She's rageful and unforgiving and brutal. She kidnapped Lloyd multiple times and killed his friends in front of him TWICE. Why tf would she get mad at HIM for not looking for her. If you think he's so bad, such a terrible person, why would you assume he'd look for you???
Yeah, this kinda turned out to be harumi bashing, but holy crap does it get my blood boiling. I love Harumi. She's very fascinating, and I love toying with her character, so when she's set up so horribly, it makes me upset. I just wish it was consistent, man lol
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