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katsu28 · 8 months
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can I request “Baby’s Breath - a wholesome moment” with our favorite grump remus? maybe just some domestic fluff?
i've been delving deeper into my marauders phase lately so thank you so much for this request <3 he's not too much of a grump in this one but i can give u soft bf remus today i hope that's okay
remus lupin x reader, 1k, fluff fluff and more fluff
Remus never thought he’d ever have a life like he had now. He’d always thought he was destined to live a life of solitude, a life where nothing good and nothing pure ever dared come his way. Sure, he had his best mates and they were more than he could ever ask for, but he wanted…more.
He always felt a tiny gnaw in his gut thinking about Lily and James, Marlene and Dorcas—they were happy, they were as infatuated with each other as the day they met. He didn’t resent them, he wasn’t jealous of them, but he wanted what they had. He wanted a love as strong as theirs with someone of his own. 
Never in a million years did he think he’d get the chance to have something like that. 
Then you came along, and you were good and pure and about a hundred other things Remus adored. You were kind and caring and made his heart thump a little faster and a little harder against his ribcage. It took a bit of time for him to fully let you in, to fully trust you with everything he had, but you were patient with him. 
From there, being with you was something straight out of his fantasies. You had your ups and downs like every healthy couple, but you always talked it out like the mature young adults you were and made up quick.
He now understood what it felt like to love someone more than life itself, to love another person so much that he couldn’t imagine a world without you in it.
Fast forward to present day, you and Remus had recently moved in with each other. It was nothing special, just a small flat in central London—but it was special to Remus. It was where you’d begun the rest of your life together only a few months ago, tiny (some would call it cramped, but you and Remus didn't think so) and a little bit weathered, but it was yours. It was home. 
There were still a few half unpacked boxes laying around, but for the most part you’d settled in nicely. With that new home came a new routine too, with Remus juggling his jobs at the old secondhand bookshop down the road and handling the finances at Sirius’s auto garage. He came home late sometimes, exhausted and smelling of motor oil despite being cooped up in the back office all day. 
“Rem!” You greeted him happily like you always when he stepped through the door, making your way over to where he was hanging his scarf on the coat hooks to hug him tightly.
It was always the highlight of his day, getting to come to you. His bones ached and he felt sticky and grimy, but then you kissed him and it suddenly didn’t feel like the worst thing in the world. 
“Hi, love,” He replied softly, sinking into your embrace with closed eyes.  
Your fingers curled into the hair at the nape of his neck, scratching gentle circles that had him melting just a little bit more. “How was your day?” 
“Same as always. Paperwork, paperwork, more paperwork.” He pulled away from you, lacing his fingers through yours to tug you along behind him into the kitchen. “James brought by some Peruvian takeaway for lunch though, really good stuff—we should try it one day, I think you’d like it.”
“Oh! That reminds me, Lily rang earlier, asked if we had any time tomorrow to pop by theirs for something? She wouldn’t say what but I think she’s pregnant.” 
Remus chuckled, amused. “What makes you say that?” 
“Sirius said he could smell something different about her.” 
“And you trusted him? He’s a knob.” 
“He’s your best friend.” 
“Still a knob.” He replied, pulling open the cupboard to grab a mug. “Tea?” He grabbed another one at your eager nod, busying himself with filling the kettle and setting it on the stove to boil. 
You’d moved to the countertop in the meantime, socked feet swinging, thumping against the cupboards below with each movement. You were smiling warmly at him when he turned back to face you, watching him shuffle around the tiny kitchen like you’d never seen anything more interesting. 
“What?” 
“Nothing.” He arched a brow at you. “Nothing, I’m just…really happy. Here. With you. In our own home.” 
Remus brightened noticeably, coming over to run a light hand down your arm until your fingers were intertwined. He brought it up to his lips and kissed your knuckles. “It’s nice, innit?” 
“Everything’s nice with you.” You were quite aware of how sappy you sounded, but it was true. Just existing in the same space as Remus, sharing a space with him, was so lovely and comforting and everything you'd ever wanted. You traced along the scar bridging his nose, following it down his cheek until your arms found their home looped around his neck and you pulled him in even closer, kissing him softly. 
He wasted no time kissing you back. He never did. Remus loved kissing you more than he loved a lot of things in this world, and he made sure you knew it with every single one. 
Somewhere in the background you heard the kettle whistling over on the stove, but you didn’t really feel the need to pay it any mind. Not when he was kissing you like this, like he wanted to get lost in your touch, like he always did. It wasn’t until it started to annoy you that you splayed your palms against the soft wool of his jumper. 
“You better get the kettle before it boils over.” You murmured against his mouth, barely giving him an inch of space between the two of you. 
Letting out a gentle huff, Remus fumbled for his wand in the pocket of his trousers, pulling it out and mumbling an incantation under his breath with the flick of his wrist. The kettle fell silent. “Right, now where were we?” 
“Pretty sure your mouth was on mine.” 
“Ah yes, how could I ever forget?”
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emeritusemeritus · 3 months
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Rough sex with reader with both Weasley twins? Just after a hard day at Weasley Wizard Wheezes, both men are pent up with the amount of problems that had in just literally one day. This could range from a customer to you possibly trying to tease the shit out of them before fleeing away. 🤭 I hope this isn’t too big of an idea and I’ll leave the rest up to by you. 🫶
Hi Anon! Please accept this offering as a token of my appreciation 🖤 I set it at Christmas time for reasons unknown to me, mostly because I thought it would be super busy?
Warnings: SMUT. Piv, blowjobs, oral (f&m receiving) use of Angel/baby/sweetheart/princess. Slightly Dom/sub behaviours. Rough sex. Cumplay. Polyamory, kind of?
Word count: 3k (of pure smut)
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Weasley's Wizard Wheezes was bursting with shoppers since the moment the doors had opened that morning, a sea of people already lined up right down the street stretching all the way down past Ollivanders. Since the moment the doors had opened, it had been non-stop work with customers who were packed in like sardines across all five floors of the shop, desperately searching for Christmas presents for their loved ones.
Although he was always thankful for the success of their business, Fred was completely exhausted and a little worn down by the relentlessness of the day.
He'd been up early, having to leave the two warm bodies in the comfy bed, and had dressed quickly, not even stopping to get a cup of tea or any breakfast and had gone straight to the office to sort out a cash discrepancy he'd noticed upon closing last night. After recounting all the gold from yesterday and revising all the paperwork, he had eventually found the accounting issue and then had to redo all the paperwork.
George turned up to help with opening the store and they'd quickly discovered that they were running low of the Peruvian instant darkness powder crystals which would be a devastating loss to their business this close to Christmas with it being one of their best sellers and the top money spinner.
Fred had once again climbed the multiple stairs to the office and had checked in the books, seeing that a shipment was actually due to arrive this week but when he looked at the number ordered, he realised the grave mistake he'd made. Instead of ordering it in individual batches like usual, he'd confused the numbers and had ordered 60 crates instead which would be a massive overbuy and therefore a massive overspend. It was imported from Peru and the cost of shipping was astronomical, so he had really made a grave mistake. Not only that but the darkness powder had a relatively short shelf life compared to some of their other products and so it could be a complete financial loss.
Running his hands over his face and through his hair, he made his way down the stairs to begrudgingly tell his twin of his error, only to realise that the store was already open and the shop was already packed with customers needing help left, right and center. He'd not taken a single break that day nor stopped for any lunch, working right through as the heavy flow of customers never dwindled. A kid had knocked over a display of wonderwitch products requiring a massive cleanup, even though the child's mother had cast a spell to prevent the rest from falling and it had fallen to Fred to clean up the mess, seeing that his twin was currently helping a large family, Verity was stuck with a line of customers at the till and their temporary Christmas staff were all dotted about busy with other tasks.
He'd thought multiple times during the day to send you an owl to ask you to help out, but he'd never actually got the chance to slip away for long enough. He knew you'd come if he asked but he also didn't want to bother you on your day off, knowing that you were spending it at the Burrow with his mum, busy making preparations for Christmas next week.
When the doors to the shop closed around 7pm and the last of the customers trailed out of the store around 10 minutes past, Fred let out a sigh of relief as he flicked his wand and cast the closing spells, locking the doors.
He couldn't even bring himself to make conversation with his twin, who in striking contact to himself was buzzing from the successful day. He trudged up the stairs, not trusting himself to apparate into the office in his exhaustion; the last thing he needed today was to get splinched because he wasn't paying enough attention.
He was nearly finished with the nightly paperwork when the door to the office creaked open and you walked through with a wide smile on your face, seeing him for the first time that day. Usually he loved to see your smile, even more so when he knew it was because of him, but after the day he'd had and the foul mood that had settled within him, the smile on your face only exasperated how he was feeling, resenting the fact that you'd had a much easier day than him.
"Hey Freddie," you said with a smile, walking over to him and hopping up on the desk. He looked dishevelled to say the least, his jacket thrown off, shirt sleeves rolled up his forearms and tie hanging loosely around his neck, clearly having been loosed hastily. He looked unbelievably hot, like his hand had been repeatedly running through his hair making that ultra sexy dishevelled look.
He hardly looked up, which you thought was strange, simply nodding his head as if to tell you that he'd heard you and acknowledging your presence.  Realising he was busy, you move to hop off the desk ready to walk away, immediately feeling like you were intruding and bothering him.
"Princess wait,” he says, stopping you from walking away, casting his arm out to grab at you. He pauses when he feels your bare skin under his hand, your dress having ridden up when you climbed onto the desk. For the first time, his eyes flick up to you, specifically your bare thigh that his hand is wrapped around.
The sudden change in atmosphere seems to affect you almost instantly. His eyes are piercing, dark as they look at your skin under his hand and you don’t need to be a skilled occlumens to know exactly what is going through his mind. When his hand squeezes down on your flesh, you know exactly what he’s thinking and you can’t help but feel a little flushed with the influx of arousal that spreads through your body.
For the first time, his gaze travels across your body and up towards your face until he’s looking in your eyes. It’s tense for a moment when nothing happens until he suddenly stands from the chair, right in front of you and nudging your legs apart until they’re pulled taught either side of his hips. His tongue pokes out and wets his lips as he gazes at you hungrily and you can almost see your chest rising and falling with the sudden need to take deep breaths to calm yourself.
“Wanna be my good girl?” He says, leaning down slightly, towering over you as his hands dance along the hemline of your dress, thumbs teasing the skin of your thighs as your legs part even wider automatically. He smirks to himself, not missing the way your body always submits to him so willingly as he takes a step back. You nod, staring up at him with wide, imploring eyes awaiting your instruction.
Your gaze follows his hands as they pull away from your thighs and go straight to his belt, unlooping it, opening up his belt buckle and pulling open the buttons until he can free himself. He reaches into his underwear and pulls out his hardening cock as you watch on desperately, mouth watering at the sight.
“Suck it baby,” he says with a slight coo, “want your beautiful lips around me.”
You do as your told almost immediately, maintaining eye contact with him as you slip down off the desk so that you’re eye level with his perfect clock. Ensuring that he’s watching your every move, you timidly stick out your tongue and lock all around the head of his cock, watching closely as his eyes close on their own accord, a heavy breath falling from his lips. You take his rapidly hardening cock into your mouth seconds later, as much as you can and give one long, drawn out suck that causes him to let out a low, breathy moan. You bob up and down on his cock, running your tongue against the prominent veins underneath and try to take more and more in your mouth just like you know he likes. His hand rests in your hair but he does it to feel, not to control as gorgeous intimate moans fall from his lips, his eyes flicking between watching you and closing in pleasure.
“Well this is a sight,” you hear from behind you, making you moan against Fred’s cock. You pull off Fred’s cock, a string of spit trailing between you and his swollen member as you turn your head towards George who looks at you with a lustful gaze. You’re buzzing with arousal, being caught with a mouth full of cock, feeling so dirty by the thought.
“Princess,” Fred says, pulling your attention back to him as you slowly lick all up the sensitive underside before taking him back into your mouth.
George appears by your side in moments and begins unbuckling his own suit trousers, freeing himself and reaching down for your hand as he moves to stand beside Fred. Your hand wraps around his length and you stroke it just how he likes, feeling him harden in your hand.
Both of them moan out at the same time when you switch sides, taking George in your mouth and wrapping your hand around Fred, feasting on them both. You alternate between the twins, your hands never leaving their cocks as you give them pleasure, enjoying the glorious sounds they are unashamedly making.
As soon as you take Fred into your mouth, George slips out of your grasp and reaches for your dress, tearing at it and pulling it open until your breasts spill out, having taken off your bra the moment you got in. You gasp, feeling your nipples harden under the cold air and the feeling of being exposed and it’s mere seconds before George’s hands greedily grab at them.
Fred pulls you off his cock, his hand gently cupping your jaw as he looks at you with lust blown eyes for a second before turning to his twin who seems to have the same idea.
In a manoeuvre so slick it surprised you, Fred picks you up and exits the office with a slight slam of the door, carrying you bridal style all the way through the apartment until he places you on the bed. You watch as George steps through the doors, looking at them both eyeing you hungrily with their cocks still out and you have to bite your lip, so overwhelmingly aroused and untouched that it’s near painful.
George steps forward first, crawling up your body on the bed until he leads you into a surprisingly passionate kiss. Whilst you’re kissing George, you feel Fred reach up your dress and pull down your underwear, the wet gusset feeling heavy, drenched in your arousal. Your hips flail trying to make contact as you spread your legs, hearing Fred curse at the sight in front of him.
George pulls away and gives you a little smirk before he begins to kiss down your body, stopping to feast on your heaving chest before he carries on further and further downwards until his lips ghost over your mound.
The second his tongue laps as your heated, wet flesh you cry out, back arching in pleasure. You look down and see his eyes watching you as he feasts on your cunt, lips and tongue already working you perfectly as he sucks and slurps at your clit.
Fred appears next to you and holds out his cock for you to take back into your mouth, the angle a little awkward but your make do. It’s so sinfully dirty having one twin feasting on your cunt whilst you suck off the other one and you can’t help but feel your climax building already, so worked up.
“I don’t think so Angel,” George says, pulling away from your weeping cunt, hips undulating desperately as your climax fades. “When you cum it’s going to be on our cocks.”
Both twins pull away from you as they quickly throw off the rest of their clothes and you sit up on the bed, tits exposed in your ripped dressed waiting for them.
George gets to you first, pulling you in for a scorching kiss as his hands wander, gathering the material of your dress in his fists. It’s quick and oh so arousing when he suddenly reaches out and manhandles you, flipping you over until you’re on your front, hips high in the air for him. He pushes up the material of your dress, completely exposing you to their gaze and you bite your lip once again when you hear their breathy moans, curses and playful banter, talking about your pretty little wet cunt.
George’s cock slips between your wet lips with ease, your gasps only fuelling his desire to get inside you. The second he slips inside you cry out in ecstasy, finally feeling full just like you needed. He’s rough and sets a brutal pace almost instantly, both of you keyed up enough to take it.
“You like that Angel? You like when I’m rough with you?” His deep voice says from behind you, making your clench around him. “Mmm yeah you do, dirty girl.”
Fred slips beside you on the bed and captures your lips into a blistering kiss, his big hands squeezing at your bouncing tits, thumbs stroking over your hard nipples. You cry out about into Fred’s mouth as George shifts and gets even deeper.
“Fuuuuck that’s it baby, use me just like that, fuck yourself on me,” he cries out when you begin to meet his hard thrusts, arching your back further.
It’s dirty and messy, the feel of their hands on you, Fred’s on your tits and George’s gripping your hips tight as he controls your movements. You can feel him start to lose his tempo, thrusts getting sloppy and harder until he’s fucking you with force, no doubt watching as your ass jiggles for him.
“Fuck gonna make me cum Angel, oh fuck!” He cries out as you clench him again, making your pussy even tighter around his sensitive cock.
You reach out for Fred’s spare hand as George starts to cum, hips slamming into yours as your moans mix with George’s and echo through the bedroom. You feel like you can feel every single shot of cum filling you as George roars, his load shooting deep inside you as he continues sloppily thrusting in and out of you.
Fred gives you almost no time to recover when George pulls away breathless. He pulls you up, pulls you into a dangerously arousing kiss as he peels the useless fabric away from your frame, leaving you completely nude for him. He turns you around and lays you on the bed before slipping inside your open legs, grabbing them and throwing them over his shoulders.
You’re already oversensitive pussy burns in the most delicious way as you feel the weight of his impossibly hard cock hitting your clit. You cry out, reaching for your breasts as he devilishly taps his cock on your clit, rubbing and giving you the most delicious friction just like you need. He slips his cock inside you and you scream out, feeling him deep inside you, deeper than George had been, your body so sensitive and needy for an orgasm. He leans forward and puts his hands either side of your head, contorting you exactly as he wants you, leans down to give you a single kiss and a smirk before he draws his hips back and slams back inside you. Your whole body rocks with the movement, his pace already fast and brutal as he fucks into you for all he’s worth. It’s nasty and dirty, the mix of his brutal thrusts and teasing smirk and you claw at his back as you cry out. He curses and groans with each thrust as your pussy grips him, climax building deep in your belly.
“Fred, fuck!” You cry out, his cock staying deep inside you as he gives you short, hard thrusts, your clit rubbing deliciously on his pubic bone.
“That’s it sweetheart, fuck you’re so tight, cum for me baby, cum on me.”
Your orgasm hits you out of nowhere, his voice so arousing, his words so demanding that your body submits to him instantly. You can’t stop moaning as he continues to fuck you through your orgasm, his own rapidly approaching. His arms bulge under his own weight, a delicious sight as you canter your hips to meet his thrusts, watching as his eyes close, his face scrunching up.
“Freddie cum for me, cum Freddie!”
It’s a shock when his blistering hot cum suddenly shoots out and hits your chest, your tits covered right across to your neck and your chin. He pants, slipping back into his knees as he looks at you, so perfectly defiled and covered in his cum.
“You’re bloody perfect,” he says breathlessly with a slight laugh, the sensations overwhelming him as he looks at you. When you take a single finger and trace it across your breast, scooping up a little bit of his cum before bringing it up to your lips to suck on he looks at you in amazement, mouth contorting into a little ‘o’ shape.
“Dirty girl,” George says, making you turn in his direction, so consumed by Fred that you’d not even considered where he’d gone. He runs a warm washcloth over you, cleaning up his and his twins mess as you smile at him tiredly. “You did so well for us.”
You laze in between completely naked and free between the two equally naked bodies for a little while, your legs feeling like jelly as George strokes your hair and Fred holds you tightly.
“So did you steal us any Christmas cookies?”
“On the counter,” you say tiredly with a knowing smile.
It takes less than three seconds before both twins race out of bed and run straight towards the kitchen as you laugh at them, their very naked arses jiggling in the gentle lamp light.
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Read this if you wanna learn about guinea pigs!!
here is a long post on guinea pig breeds. it is intended to educate any guinea lovers or guinea interested people. these are all the breeds i know of but if there are more let me know and i will include them! I will be separating the images by breed but if there is a satin variant i will include that with the original breed (such as: american and american satin). guinea pig breeds are differentiated mostly by their coat type and color, but i am focusing on coat type here to hopefully cut down on the size of this post a bit plus it is the more important feature usually
Also satin syndrome makes the guinea pigs shiny. it does come with potential health issues but here i am just focusing on the outside appearance of the pigs!
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[ID: Image 1: Shiny, brown, short haired guinea pig. The background is brownish and blurry.
Image 2: profile view short haired orange and white guinea pig. the background is white.
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this is an american guinea pig! it is fully short haired with all its hair going back towards its hind end. they can come in many patterns and colors! The left is an american satin guinea pig. the short haired guinea pigs show the shinyness very well.
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[ID: image 1: Fuzzy, shiny, orange guinea pig with fur in rosettes/cowlicks. Background is blue.
image 2: Guinea pig with the same fur texture but not shiny. it is brown, light brown, and cream. Background is beige.
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This is an abyssinian satin guinea pig and an abyssinian guinea pig. their most distinctive feature is their rosettes/cowlicks! they basically always look like they were just towel dried after a bath.
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[ID: image 1: long haired, shiny, blonde guinea pig with its hair in front of its face. it is on a teal blanket and in front of a white wall.
image 2: long haired brown guinea pig with the same fur texture but not shiny. the background is white.
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This is a peruvian satin and a peruvian guinea pig! they have long hair that parts down the middle and have bangs on top of their head that grow forward and out unless they are cut. they can be given endless fun haircuts! some are even triangle shaped
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[ID: image 1: shiny, Orange and white, long haired guinea pig with no parting in its hair. it is on a blue blanket.
image 2: not shiny blonde guinea pig with shorter hair but the same texture. it is on a wooden table with grass in the background.
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These are silkie satin and silkie guinea pigs. They have long, smooth, flat hair and unlike peruvians they have no part down the middle. these pigs are also known as shelties. sometimes they look like wigs!
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[ID: White, black, brown, and orange guinea pig with long fur and no part down the middle. It has short fur on top of its head that sticks out slightly. the background is white.
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Coronet pigs are similar to silkie pigs but they have a rosette on top of their head! this makes it look like they have a flat head or they just got a bad haircut but it's fully natural for the breed! basically the mullets of guinea pigs
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[ID: Brown and white guinea pig with the fur on the top of its head creating a circle shaped indent. it is being pet on the chin and standing on black fabric.
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This is an english crested guinea pig! They're known for the indent on their head, known as a crest. They can come in many colors and are great starter breeds because of their short fur. also you can put a grape or blueberry on the crest!
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[ID: Gold guinea pig with white fur on top of its head. it is standing on a blue blanket
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This is a white crested guinea pig, also known as an american crested! they have the same indent as the english crested pigs but different coloring. these pigs are solid colored except for the crest which is white
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[ID: image 1: fuzzy brown and white guinea pig with very short and slightly shiny hair that sticks straight up. it is standing on blue fabric.
image 2: fuzzy brown and white guinea pig with very short hair sticking straight up. it is standing on a small salmon colored mat.
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These are teddy satin and teddy guinea pigs. They're known for their short, soft hair that sticks straight up. They both look and feel like teddy bears and are essentially stuffed animals in guinea pig format.
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[ID: Brown, fuzzy guinea pig with short hair that sticks up and slightly back. The background is white.
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This is a rex guinea pig! they are very similar to teddy guinea pigs but their hair is coarser and it tends to go backwards a bit instead of sticking up. however it can be hard to tell the two breeds apart without feeling their hair because they are very similar!
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[ID: Brown and white long haired guinea pig with lettice in front of its face. it's hair is wavy.
This is a texel guinea pig and yes its hair naturally grows like that! they have long, smooth, wavy hair that grows down and slightly backwards. Just like silkies they are essentially the wigs of the guinea pig world!
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[ID: Adult blonde and white guinea pig with coarse, long, wavy hair. under its chin is a baby guinea pig the same colors and short wavy hair. the background is white
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These are alpaca guinea pigs! they are similar to texel pigs because they are both curly breeds, but they are a bit different. alpaca pigs typically have denser fur and their babies are known for being ultra cute!
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[ID: Brown and orange guinea pig with medium length hair that sticks up all over the place. the background is light blue.
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This is a sheba/sheba mini yak guinea pig! it is a mix between a peruvian and abyssinian guinea pig and is known for it's medium length, bedhead-like hair. its hair doesnt grow as fast as a Peruvians and it breaks off more easily so its wonderful for owners who want a longer haired pig without as much work.
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[ID: White guinea pig with very long, luscious, and slightly wavy fur. the fur on its face is short. the background is white.
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This is my favorite breed, the lunkarya/lunk guinea pig! it is a mutation of peruvian guinea pig, but there can be lunkarya silkie and lunkarya coronet pigs too. they're known for their long, slightly wavy hair that can't be smoothed out, unlike their straight haired counterparts.
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[ID: Fully bald guinea pig with mostly pale pink skin and some dark brown skin. the background is white.
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This is a baldwin guinea pig! it is the only fully hairless guinea pig breed so its pretty easy to spot. they are born with full coats of hair and lose them within a few weeks (but oftentimes less time). they were a result of a recessive genetic mutation that causes complete hair loss.
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[ID: Mostly hairless guinea pig with short, fuzzy orange hair on its nose, ears, and feet. its skin is black and it has peach fuzz throughout its body. it is standing on blue and white plaid fabric and the background is white.
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this is a skinny pig! unlike the baldwin pig, these pigs have a bit of hair. they have the most amount of hair around their face and legs, but there is a bit of peach-fuzz-like hair throughout their entire body. they are born with their mostly-hairless coats!
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[ID: Partially hairless white guinea pig with a brown nose. it has sparse, fuzzy hairs throighout its body. it has slightly more hair near the front of its body and its face. the background is fuzzy red fabric.
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This is a werewolf guinea pig, which is a distinct variation of skinny pigs! While skinny pigs are mostly bald with peach fuzz hairs, werewolf pigs have quite a bit more hair but still not full coats. theyre basically half hairless piggies!
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[ID: White and slightly brown guinea pig with long, dense, slightly wavy hair and shorter fuzzy hair on its face. it is standing on a brick wall with a garden in the background.
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This is a minipli guinea pig! it is a mix of lunkarya and alpaca piga that only started being bred fairly recently. it has the thick hair of the lunk and the coarser hair of the alpaca. however since its hair is more brittle it won't reach lunk lengths.
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[ID: Orange and slightly white guinea pig that is fully shorthaired except for a mohawk-like ridge running down its back. it is standing in the grass and the background is a metal fence.
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This is a ridgeback guinea pig! It is a variant of the abyssinian guinea pig known for its mohawk. this fashionable piggie has this mohawk because of the two rosettes on each side of its back that cause the hair to stick straight up.
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[ID: Brown, orange and slightly white guinea pig with medium length, smooth, wavy hair and short fuzzy hair on its face. the background is white.
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This is a merino guinea pig and also our last pig of the list (unless i need to update it)! The merino is a mix of the texel and coronet breeds and it has distinct features of both. this pig has the wavy, smooth coat of the texel and the same forehead rosette as the coronet!
i hope you all enjoyed these pigs!! let me know if there's any i missed. wheek wheek!!
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ophernelia · 1 month
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can we see a lou mood board next pls 😽😽
Ofc!
Lou’s real simple just like his daddy. He’s a car boy. He fixed up his green Volvo all on his own. He got the car from Hattie and it was in pretty rough shape. Even though Imogen and her parents only came by during the summer, he still spent 90% of his time at Hattie’s house. Once she got to the point where she couldn’t drive, I feel like she just gave him her car.
It’s hard to show in game, but I’ve always pictured Lou’s hair being kinda curly. I don’t think it’d be pin straight. He’d have deep waves or big chunky curls just like Lucian.
He will not leave the house without some gold jewelry on. Especially nowadays. It’s something Annisa really got him started on. He absolutely is stealing accessories from his sister.
Lou’s a decent cook! He’s learned a lot from Hattie, Imogen, and Dallas. Right now, Lucian’s teaching him how to make more Peruvian dishes. (I know the food pictured isn’t Peruvian lol. It was just a really nice picture)
Side note- I like to think that in between seasons 2 and 3 Lou got the chance to visit Peru and meet the rest of his family. I can see him falling in love with the food because of the taste and just because it reminds him of them.
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What r ur dreamswap headcanons :3
Have to redo this bc Tumblr hates me:
* 7 each
* Human Ver. Specific
Dream
Dream 100% has something that’s dedicated to Ani, (hospital, orphanage, medical organization, etc.)
To add more depth to him being Latino, I choose to believe he’s Chilean-American
He doesn’t like to be touched, but would never correct anybody on it because he doesn’t want to offend anyone and he doesn’t view it as a priority or concern 
Only has one scar and it was prior to the incident (tm), nightmare, dropped a bowl, and a shard of the ceramic cut dream deep enough to form a scar, and subconsciously Dream doesn’t want it to heal, so it doesn’t fully heal, though it is fairly faint, it’s on his wrist directly above the bone 
He’s probably some form of genderqueer, yeah, doesn’t know it and refuses to look into it because he just doesn’t view it as important, he probably goes by pronouns 
His magical blondness, skips a few streaks of his hair, so he has black streaks that he dies blonde to match the rest of his hair
Canonically multilingual, speaking both English and Mandarin, though I would like to add that he can fluently speak Latin, modern Spanish, and French
Bonus: Dream does that OCD thing (w/o actually having it) where all of his pens when they’re laying on his desk are at the exact same place, in a perfect little row
Nightmare
He sits in trees and people watches, like he sits up in trees, kind of in forests and watches people on picnics and fun little family outings, and tries to imagine what his life would be like if it hadn’t been what it is 
His hair is extremely heat damaged, because he totally straightens it (it’s the only thing about him that’s allowed to be straight /j)
Extension on him canonically being Latino: I think he’s Peruvian-American
For some reason collect bottle caps (like the little metal ones you get on alcohol bottles (he doesn’t drink though))
He has a peanut allergy
Despite being an insomniac, whenever he does actually sleep, he starfishes
He doesn’t like looking in mirrors, there’s anything wrong with it, there isn’t really reason why he doesn’t like it, he just find it unsettling and he covers the one in his room with a blanket
Ink
He has one of those canopy beds, but the actual canopy part is custom painted and embroidered (by himself) with band logos, TV show logos, characters he likes, etc.
He is really bad at spelling, professional emails are more like word scrambles
If someone were to ask him to draw them, he would draw them, claim he made mistake, tear it up, then draw a stick figure, and give it to them
Usual Ethnicity one: he actually doesn’t know his ethnicity beyond being Latino, but he is Cuban-American
He’s emo and claims his favorite color is black, but it’s orange which is equally as bad
He has no real gauge of his own pain tolerance and usually has to be forced into medical situations by other people, usually Dream when he reports back to him
Ink’s allergic to bleach and ant bites
Cross
He hasn’t had his first kiss
He uses Old Spice cologne in the classic scent. But he does it to a NAUSEATING level.
He’s Irish, ethnically. I don’t make the rules.
He’s minorly lactose intolerant
This man owns like five Tamagatchis
He makes really good bread for some reason? Like this man SLAYS a sourdough
Cross uses 3-in-1 bodywash
(This is a Tamagatchi if you don’t know)
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Blue
This man wears hair curlers to bed 100%
He’s really bad at math
Probably advocates for eating healthy (being a yoga instructor, possible influencer)
Blue is so ADHD to me
American-Italian/Portuguese
Has never made a bed in his LIFE
Blue seems like the kind of man who would burn water
Error
Clean freak, he prefers to keep the house clean, but it ends up a mess anyways because Cross and Nightmare always end up messing it up
Easily the best driver of the Meme Squad
His lock/homescreen is an inspirational quote
LOVES the rain, finds it calming and loves the smell of it, but hates getting caught out in the rain (loves the aesthetic, hates the actual thing)
Maybe American-Moroccan?
He likes dark fantasy books
Was top of his class when he had been in school, prior to his amnesia
Kevin
Can read. (Can’t write (no thumbs))
Can and does steal from the meme squad
Bonus:
How long I think it takes DS to get ready in the mornings:
Dream takes a solid hour and a half
Blue takes an hour
Nightmare takes 45 minutes
Cross and Ink take 15-20 minute for the sake of layers
Error and Finch take like 5 bc they dress really basic
dreamswap by @\onebizarrekai
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HPMA - Hikaru Lopez (Ravenclaw)
The oldest of four brothers, a cold, serious, reserved, intelligent, understanding and calm person, he tries to adapt to the situation and does not like to attract attention, tolerant of jokes, a lover of books, herbology and divination and of Non-Magical Studies.
Identity
Name: Hikaru Lopez (ヒカル・ロペス)
Gender: Male
Nickname: Pink Boy, Cold Face, Bubblegum Boy, Mr. Bubble Tea, Lopez, Hikaru (San - Kun - Chan) Or other nicknames they give him.
Birth date: November 15, 1997.
Height: 5'6.5 / 168 cm
Blood Status: Half-Blood
Sexuality: Straight
Physique: Athletic
Nationality: Japanese-American
Ethnicity: Peruvian-American-Japanese.
Weight: 58 Kg
Voice Claim:
- Erik Scott Kimerer (English)
- Todd Haberkorn (English)
- Kengo Kawanishi (Japanese)
- Akira Ishida (Japanese, Akise Aru)
Personality
His personality is that of a calm and somewhat serious person, but he understands the people around him and when he sees someone who needs help he shows his warmer, kinder and gentler side at times, he does not like adventures because he considers them a bit dangerous, he tries to avoid them but in the end ends up in one due to the pranks of his companions, but when he finds himself involved in one, he is willing to give everything he has.
Hogwarts:
Wand: Unknown
Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw
Quidditch: He didn't join the team.
Animagus: He doesn't have it and he doesn't need it.
Patronus: Wolf
Favorite subject: Potions
Least Favorite Subject: None.
Specialized/Favourite Spells:
-Evanesco
-Petrificus Totalus
-Expelliarmus
-Protego
-Glacius
-Partis Temporus
-Expecto Patronum
-Engorgio
-Colovaria
-Incendio
-Carpe Rectractum
-Depulso
-Flipendo
-Aguamenti
-Aqua Eructo
-Locomotor Mortis
Subjects
Transfiguration O
Charms: E
Potions: O
History of Magic: E
Defense Against the Dark Arts: E
Astronomy: E
Flight: E
Arithmancy: A
Muggle Studies: O
Care of Magical Creatures: A
Herbology: O
Divination: O
Study of Ancient Runes: E
Fun facts:
-Despite everything, he gets along well with Cassandra, he shows his soft and kind side to her.
-He hardly smiles, but he rarely does, when he does, it's under his scarf or softly in front of someone.
-Like his mother, he knows martial arts, knows how to use techniques and uses kicks more.
-Sometimes he shows his sarcastic, funny, charismatic and tolerant side.
-His robe got stuck in the door of one of the compartments of the Hogwarts Express, he had to wait five minutes.
-When he sees that Daniel and Ivy get into trouble, he tries to stop them (although it is almost impossible)
-He has a hesitant, neutral and bored look at times.
-He is the last to sleep, making sure his roommates sleep well (Experience of being the oldest of four brothers)
-Some Students ask him if his father dated Penny Haywood in the past. He gets angry about it and knows that his mother gets very jealous when someone talks about it. (sometimes some jokingly ask him if he is Penny Haywood's son, which he always denies, although they eventually stop asking the question because they know the truth is that he is not)
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-He knows how to speak English, Spanish and Japanese.
-He Loves his brother, sisters, Father and Mother.
-Although he almost never gets angry, he has a temperament of fury and anger. (Just like her mother) (Aqua's face crying, it was something random 😆🤣)
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-He and his brothers know that their father was in Slytherin.
-He likes Potions Classes and sometimes accepts Horace Slughorn's Invitations.
-He is proud of his pink locks, because his mother really likes his hair and knows that his father's hair was changed to pink in the past, making him laugh sometimes. (The ancients here know it, Colovaria)
-He inherited his Mother's hair, eyes and pink locks.
-He likes Japanese food, Onigiri, Bento, Ramen, Bubble Tea, Pockys, Macarons and Corn Dogs.
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-Unlike his Mother, who is a Free Spirit and she likes to have fun, he doesn't because he considers something dangerous.
-He likes to do other people's tasks, especially Daniel's, because he has time and he gets bored when he has nothing to do.
-His favorite colors are Green and Blue
-He likes potions and exotic herbs as ingredients (Inherited from Father)
-Sometimes he has random thoughts. (he once thought of a chicken, rubber ducks...Fish... for minutes without paying attention to anyone)
-Despite everything, he gets along well with the Frey Twins, because he is the eldest brother of the Family and knows the responsibility of taking care of one another.
-He lives in Japan with his Parents, Brother and Sisters.
-As in Japanese culture, he addresses people by their last name and those in whom he has a lot of trust and friendship by their first name.
-He likes ice skating and playing the guitar.
-He likes Aliens and considers his friend Lycidas Mcgarry (@theguythatdraws) to be someone Fascinating and Cool because of his Omnitrix.
-He is a fan of Japanese music, K-pop, soft melodies and going to concerts.
-Like his mother, he likes comics, anime and Mangas
-His boggart is a giant Tarantula, despite not being very afraid of spiders, in his mind he still imagines it.
-His birthday is November 15.
Quotes
(To Daniel) "Try to Relax and you will see that the results work"
"Following you and Ivy makes my day...strange but fun...?"
"Sooner or later you will need others, Dear Daniel"
(To Ivy) "Pretty Wand"
"I'm not usually positive like you."
"Using Evanesco at this age? You really amaze me and scare me a little"
(For Himself)
"I'm not Penny Haywood's son..."
"Stink bombs are so stinky that they lift the carpet, redecorating the room is no longer a worry"
"My mother is scary when she gets angry, one time I remember she threw the table"
"I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy saving mode."
"If you can't convince them, confuse them"
"Me weird and serious?" What's up, I'm one: Limited Edition"
"I'll do your homework for you, just because I'm bored."
"For the love of the sacred, what have I done to deserve this?"
"Do you know why I'm not afraid? You should meet my Mother, I have lived with her for a long time and I learned martial arts from her...
(Any question, ask)
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blackgirlgoblog · 3 months
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The next natural hair movement…….
If their is another Natural hair movement I don’t think it will be like 2016 movement but more of a lifestyle great example, like black women in luxury it’s a lifestyle.
I do think a lot of black women are at their breaking point when it comes to straight lace front wigs. I honestly believe the straight lace front wigs was to reverse the work that was done in 2010s natural hair movement . It was the biggest disguised agenda and a lot of people don’t see it as that. I’m talking about the lace front wigs that don’t mimic our natural hair. 
Honestly, my fear even if there was another natural hair movement, I feel as though due to lack of knowledge, Black people would completely do it wrong, because they have not completely full understood till this day about Texturism and the full representation of black women. 
I have seen more than ever a lot of Black women and girls being very texturist online actually a lot more than ever. It has been long overdue for another natural hair movement. Also, ever since the recession that we are currently having after the pandemic, there has been more discourse about natural hair. While, after every recession there is a new popular black hairstyle that black women lean onto.
I think the next movement with focus more on healthy hair, 4 type hair coily hair getting the recognition and love that it deserves. Focussing more on hair porosity such as low, high and medium hair porosity as it is important.
Well, I don’t think removing hairstyles like weaves and wigs are extremely necessary. However making it an enhancer instead of a diminishing ones beauty. What I mean by this is instead of a straight Brazilian, Peruvian, Malaysian weaves/wigs how about using Afro kinky curly sew in, clip ins, tape ins, and v/u wigs. There should be a push for this a lot more now that technology has advanced in regards to 4 type hair textures. A push for more hairstyles/ protective styles that look more authentically to black women and a lot how to properly use these protective styles for proper hair health/growth.
Also to add a push to perceive shorter 4 type natural hair as feminine for Black women. Fully emphasizing not using a negative terms and statements about natural hair. Fully and completely removing the the anti-black language towards natural hair.
If there will be another natural hair movement, it needs to focus on the representation for 4 type hair, shorter natural hair/locs, and fine natural hair. The movement need to be on a control social platform that comments can be control or have some type of control on the platform
Also, more educating for more hair porosity to help more black women on what hair products to use on their Natural as this is vital for the movement/lifestyle.
Let’s see what this generation picks tbh I don’t know if another natural hair movement will ever come back since it’s been almost about 10 years since the last one……
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hiiii I just wanted to ask if there is like a physical description on Nima?? i may have missed it in rereads but id just like to ask straight from the creator of the blorbo. Nima silly i would like to doodle a him :3
OOoooh
Imma tag @weilaverdui because she's also been curious about Nima
(If anyone missed, Nima is one of the original characters from my Aquarium fic)
Okay, so the main thing you currently have for him is actually Floyd's nickname, lol - toadfish. Specifically banded toadfish (because that's the species found in Peru/Chile).
They look like this
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Of the stuff that hasn't made it into the fic... well, he's based on Kronk and he used to play center like Floyd - Nima is tall and broad as far as build goes. Not sure where he'd be from since TWST doesn't have anything based on the Emperor's New Groove, but still - the dude's obviously not white and based on an ancient Peruvian character. So.
But yeah, I imagine him having a toadfish's silly little smile and cheeks. Like really unintimidating, especially in contrast to how big and physically strong he is, unless he's frowning or concentrating on something. Kinda bushy, very expressive eyebrows
He might do something silly with his hair and dye it a funky color, but I haven't thought much about that.
Dunno if you want to do, like, a static pose, but he tends to gesture big.
I don't actually have a proper description, haha, so feel free to improvise. I have no idea how all these elements will work together, you have full reign and my delighted permission to make Nima what you want him to be.
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sinkorhair · 3 months
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countess-of-edessa · 2 years
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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. (Atheism is considered a religion.) I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with a GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
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lovahopie · 1 year
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Y'all get to suffer and be forced to see my TD ocs
This is Team Retro
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Alison Armstrong (birth name: Alejandra)
Appearance: Long brown hair, jade green eyes, upturned eyes, small nose, full lips, pale skin.
Height: 5'7
Age: 17
Birthday: March 11
Ethnicity: Japanese, Chinese, Swedish, Spanish, and Peruvian.
Personality: Sarcastic, blunt, honest, loyal, standoffish, the mean but caring mom friend.
Sexuality: Straight
Parents: Heather and Alejandro
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River Nelson
Appearance: Short pixie cut black hair, hazel eyes, thin almond eyes, small nose, full lips, dark tan skin.
Height: 5'7
Age: 17
Birthday: April 10
Personality: Loud, rowdy, confident, caring, jokester, impulsive, adventurous.
Ethnicity: Native American (Inuit and Cree)
Sexuality: Straight
Parents: Amaruq (oc) and Aurora (oc)
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Dandy Becker (birth name: Daniella)
Appearance: Short brown hair that is dyed platinum blonde, light brown eyes, round eyes, small nose, full lips, light tan skin.
Height: 5'6
Age: 17
Birthday: April 27
Ethnicity: Mostly just German with some Finnish.
Personality: Sweet, kind, soft spoken, the nice mom friend, humble
Sexuality: Straight
Parents: Lindsey and Tyler
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Roza Burromuerto
Appearance: Black hair in butterfly locs, dark green eyes, round eyes, small round nose, full lips, espresso color skin.
Height: 5'1
Age: 17
Birthday: June 23
Ethnicity: Spanish, Peruvian, and Barbadian/Bajan
Personality: Meek, shy, empathetic, honest, friendly, optimistic
Sexuality: Straight
Parents: Jose and Sheila (oc)
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Malea Akuma
Appearance: Short black hair, light grey eyes, upturned eyes, small nose, full lips, dark tan skin.
Height: 5'6
Age: 17
Birthday: October 17
Ethnicity: Hawaiian Native and Iranian/Persian.
Personality: Kind, considerate, bold, confident, creative
Sexuality: Bisexual
Parents: Kawikani (oc) and Yasmin (oc)
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Ryan Sokolova
Appearance: Long red hair, brown eyes, almond eyes, medium roman nose, full lips, pale skin.
Height: 5'9
Age: 17
Birthday: May 30
Ethnicity: Russian, Slovak and Danish
Personality: Comes off as cold at first, protective, quiet, tends to be a loner
Sexuality: Lesbian
Parents: Konstantin (oc) and Liva (oc)
You can just imagine the guys. I suck at drawing the male species
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Josh Smith (birth name: Joshua)
Appearance: Short blond hair, olive green eyes, round eyes, medium nose, semi-full lips, light tan skin.
Height: 5'11
Age: 17
Birthday: February 26
Ethnicity: German, Greek, and Swiss.
Personality: Easy going, decent at cracking jokes, that one friend that you can tell everything to, honest, cares for his friends a lot.
Sexuality: Straight
Parents: Geoff and Brigette
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Brandon Keona
Appearance: Short brown hair, dark brown eyes, monolid eyes, medium nose, semi-full lips, dark tan skin.
Height: 5'11 ½
Age: 17
Birthday: June 22
Ethnicity: Hawaii Native, Japanese, and Native American (Navajo)
Personality: Tends to keep to himself, tries to help out wherever he is needed, tends to stay up late into the night, is loyal to his friends, kind, a bit shy to new people.
Sexuality: Straight
Parents: Justin and Jucy (oc)
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Corey Zello
Appearance: Short black hair that sometimes covers his eyes, bright teal eyes, upturned eyes, medium nose, semi-full lips, dark tan skin.
Height: 6'0
Age: 17
Birthday: January 14
Ethnicity: Puerto Rican, Italian, and Korean.
Personality: Cold, calculated, stoic, aloof, distant, calm, quiet, patient, observant, the strong silent and deadly type.
Sexuality: Straight
Parents: Duncan and Courtney
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Casey Hunt
Appearance: Long black hair, dark brown eyes, almond eyes, medium nose, semi-full lips, dark tan skin.
Height: 6'0
Age: 17
Birthday: February 2
Ethnicity: Native American (Cree)
Personality: Calm, easy going, caring, humble, considerate, dolce
Sexuality: Straight
Parents: James and Amanda
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Male Characters bc I Need More
Gabriel Estrada | Battlemaster
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A proud but stoic man, Gabe works as an International Hero to provide aide to both his family and his village. Currently he is stationed in Japan. Gabe also does part-time work at hero schools as a combat exam proctor. He actually used to be in the Peruvian Air Force but dropped out. Since then, he became a hero to get away from it all. Gabriel is Peruvian Quechua.
Quirk: Armament - Gabriel can form armor, weapons, and other constructs around his body made out of a force field. Not only does this grant him protection, but gives him a physical power boost as well.
Raimori Kumosuku | Skybolt
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Returning to both the hero scene and public eye after a hiatus due to fighting the villain Legion, subsequent death of his main sidekick, and divorce from fellow hero Stellara (Hoshimi Sorakami), Raimori has a gruffer outlook on things. Despite this, he does his best to be a good father to his children Hokuto and Hoshiyo, both of whom he shares custody with.
Quirk: Raijin's Bolt - Raimori can summon lightning bolts from either the sky or his cloudy hair. These bolts can be used to pierce or severely burn his targets.
Umeji Yonaga | Nox XI
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Son of the previous Nox, Umeji is the current one in the Yonaga line. Though he dreads it, he is also next in line to become a member of the Yonaga inner clan. Recovering from the death of his late wife, Umeji's been raising his son Kureko for the past years while doing hero work.
Quirk: Tsukuyomi - Umeji embodies the night and can nighttime in an area regardless of whether the sun is out or not. This, in turn, allows him to access his celestial based powers. In fact, his whole physiology is that of a celestial entity.
Masui Toshiba (nee Kayama) | Sleeper
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Husband and work partner to Frostbite (Fubuki Toshiba) as well cousin to Midnight (Nemuri Kayama), Masui puts the dynamic in him and his husband's duo. Despite the loss of his right eye to Celestial, he doesn't plan on quitting heroics anytime soon.
Quirk: Sleeping Gas - Much like his cousin Nemuri, Masui can emit a gas that makes people fall asleep. While hers is a perfume, his is straight up sleeping gas.
Marco Castillo-Delgado | Powerflow
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Marco's stay in Japan is only for a year and he plans to return home to Mexico. The reason being that if he gets some experience overseas, then that'll increase his work opportunities when he comes back. Outside of heroics, he works as a part-time boxing trainer.
Quirk: Switch Out - When hit with a strong force, Marco can convert it into energy that boosts his own physical abilities.
Takafumi Kagesora | Darkwing
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Unlike the rest of the men here, Takafumi is actually a vigilante. He tried to get into U.A. and despite passing the entrance exam and having a powerful Quirk, he was denied due to his criminal record (or so he was told). But that didn't kill his determination to help out others so Taka turned to vigilantism.
Quirk: Dark Feather - By placing a feather onto the shadow of a person, Takafumi can have it manifest as a separate entity he is in control of.
@floof-ghostie @calciumcryptid @s0ursop @opalofoctober @elflynns-horde-of-stuff @pizzolisnacks @peachyblkdemonslayer
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I looked up Sheba Guinea Pigs. THEY ARE SO FLUFFY!!! SO MUCH FLUFF!!!
yes!!! they're a cross between abyssinian (shortish hair and fluffy) and peruvian (long, straight hair) so they make a piggie whose fluff can only grow to medium length, super fluffy fur.
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001 of 2023
I’m a HUMAN, so I MUST be stereotyped I’m into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual I have RED HAIR so I MUST have no soul I’m a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK I’m a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun I’m BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie I’m INTO JIMMY HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs I���m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz I’m JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm. 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I’m SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I’m POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I’m HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I like CATS, so I MUST grow up to be a crazy old cat lady who lives alone (lmao) I’m PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent I’m BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid I’m a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat I’m SINGLE so I MUST be ugly I’m a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff I’m a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks I’m ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does homework 24/7 I’m MIXED so I MUST be screwed up (still within Europe, though) I’m a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR I’m MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist I’m in BAND, so I MUST be a dork I’m BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I’m MORMON so I MUST be perfect I’m WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I’m black I’m GOTH so I MUST worship the devil \m/ lol I’m HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser I’m OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control I’m PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don’t wear Abercrombie & Hollister I’m on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I’m MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat I’m BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I’m BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot I’m an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian I’m a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay I’m a PREP, so I MUST be rich I don’t like the SUN so I MUST be an albino I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party I wear tight PANTS and I’m a guy, so I MUST be emo I couldn’t hurt a FLY, So I MUST be wimp I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too I don’t like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills I’m DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch I’m a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself I’m TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted I’m an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled I’m INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak I’m WELSH so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent I’m a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend o.O’ I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers I’m DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare I’m a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE I’m an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person and A MURDERER I’m ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future (that’s a conspiracy, you know; 53643654end.) I don’t like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex I’m PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I’m PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I’m CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I’m SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall, blond, blue-eyed lesbian I’m a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick I DON’T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I wear BLACK nail polish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I’m SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic jerk. I’m GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid I’m Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp I can’t help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I’m a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I can’t help but BLUSH when I’m around a cute guy so I MUST be a dumb slut I’m good at SINGING so I MUST need attention I’m QUIET so I MUST be stuck-up I sit ALONE at lunch so I MUST be snobbish I still have SLEEPOVERS with my female friends so I MUST be lesbian I’m HARD TO FIGURE OUT so I MUST be impossible to get along with I sometimes say I LOVE MY FRIENDS so I MUST be gay/lesbian I wear MAKE-UP so I MUST be ugly I LOVE country music so I MUST be a redneck hillbilly I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don’t I’m EMOTIONAL, so I must be depressed I HAVE MANY DIFFERENT INTERESTS, so I MUST be unable to commit to one thing I’m a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
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Don’t Take Pictures on the Underground - TEASER
A sappy little yarn with Bellamione children going Mother’s Day shopping, a transit cop having just the weirdest day, and Bella being lazy. https://www.patreon.com/posts/67639474 ===== Something is ringing. Something is ringing loudly.
Bella jerks the duvet up past her head. She reaches for her wand, hoping to find it strapped to her thigh with a loop of Peruvian Vipertooth hide as smooth as a kiss--Hermione's gift for Beltane.
Nothing. She slides her hand across the sheets--cheaper and rougher than she deserves, but so sweet, perfumed in woman and vanilla and coconut, warm from her wife's body--until she finds her wand holster. It had come off at some point, and she doesn't put her holster on sloppy. People have died trying to knock it off her by blade, curse, even their fists. Yet there it is, tangled around her ankle amidst the straps of that marvelous contraption Hermione wore last night--she is sore in the sweetest ways--still slick to the touch with lube potion.
Turns out the trick to disarming the mad witch Bellatrix Lestrange was to fuck her wand off her.
Who knew?
"Tempus," she mutters.
She draws a silencing rune on her pillow and rolls back over.
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"Come on," Fionn snarls at her mobile. "Pick up..."
Lavender looks at her over the rack of bathrobes and fluffy blankets, pulling a curtain of razor-straight golden hair away from her face and sticking it up into a short mohawk with a flick of the wand. Her eyes--caramel brown, so gentle--catch Fionn's a moment too long, then a smile lights up her face.
Don't stare, Fionn scolds herself. The Black blood in her simmers and thickens, some buried madness already plotting exactly how to snog Lav senseless, rip her clothes off, throw her best friend to the bed and ruin her. The Granger in her fixates on the mis-aligned buttons of Lav's shirt--Luna would probably encourage that--and hopes she fixes them before Gabrielle catches her.
She never thought she'd meet someone who knew more about fashion than Aunt Fleur, but apparently the elder Delacour daughter is the slob in the family, frightening as that might be.
"Problem?" Lav asks. Probably asks. Sure, her lips had moved, glistening with too much apricot gloss, with a smile crinkled blue eyes rimmed in pale green eyeshadow. Like a sapphire glinting in the night as will-o-wisps to lure Fionn in. She's too busy swooning and has lost the plot. Goddess of Crows and Blades, she's beautiful.
"I can't believe she even has a mobile. Big Bad B herself, pawing at some Muggle gadget."
"You underestimate what she'll do for mum," Fionn grumbles. "You've never been stuck listening to it."
"Well. She is shut in all day. Poor thing."
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