#PLEASE tell me this is a sick joke

[the-desolated-quill]

#anti steven moffat #doctor who #PLEASE tell me this is a sick joke

[nxymars]

just got on my phone to see the dani alves shit and i’m in DISBELIEF. WHAT THE FUCK.

#utter disbelief #please tell me this is a sick joke

[yannfredericks]

being online rn is such a fucking nightmare oh my god!!!

#everyone purposefully misinterpreting the new ts album and taking lyrics out of context #and pretending they can’t tell when she’s making a joke or writing something tongue in cheek #I am being so good and so normal trying to ignore and not engage with the people spouting this shit but good lord! #people are 100% allowed to like and dislike what they like #but when all I’m seeing is massive threads about Why they hate something or why the lyrics are bad #I’m like don’t you have anything better to do #me personally when I don’t like something I’m not making huge threads about all the ways I hate it #where are the normal people!!! #people who don’t like taylor swift are being utterly deranged but then a lot of the fans aren’t being much better #it’s all fine I just wish I could exist online without being subjected to The Discourse #especially bc these albums came at the exact time I needed them and so much of them speak to me so personally #I’d rather see fucking nothing than everyone fighting over it #and I’m not engaging at all I just wish there was an option to be online to talk about the silly little characters without inevitably #seeing twenty eight think pieces and people screaming #no one in this situation is being normal !!!! #I wish the people saying the whole world is sick and tired of her and that she’s overrated were right #bc then it might actually stop being impossible to get tickets to her shows! #please amen bc I’d like to go in london 🙏

[ginalinettiofficial]

ok i’m actually mad abt how little continuity dndads has rn like why are we doing memory stuff if we haven’t checked to make it consistent w what we’ve already said has happened ????

and also why are they seemingly determined to character assassinate ALL of the characters from s1???? up to and including the already dead ones?????

and ALSO what is even the plot anymore i feel like the world building has been so inconsistent and loosey-goosey and like that’s okay when it isn’t relevant to the plot but in this season where it IS relevant to the plot like. what are we doing???? who can or can’t travel between dimensions???? what are the limitations????

i’m just confused and annoyed i want it to be a fun show with a story that you can follow again but lately it’s been just a mess. still fun ofc because all five of them are just fun to listen to but like. i have not been able to make any sense of what the fuck is going on for like a solid 4 episodes now and i’m just disheartened about it. it’s gone off the rails but not in a hehehaha funny fun way.

#d speaks #dndads #dndads spoilers #srry i just needed to vent like. what is happening what is happening ???? i’m so confused i don’t LIKE being constantly confused #and also i am getting so so sick of this ‘everything has to be grimdarksad no one gets a happy ending’ bs #it’s just annoying it’s pessimistic and i think there’s a line between being a comedy that deals with deep and serious issues and then just #being a bummer downer that has jokes in it. like it’s so pessimistic and none of the root issues are being solved or even fully fleshed out #and the constant indecision about the backstories of all these characters (the kiddads & the og dads) is SO frustrating #i know that there’s a degree of that to be expected just as is natural for improv #but also you’ve gotta have SOME consistency please i’m begging #i’m relistening to s1 rn and i’m in the later episodes and it’s just like. i miss when they had clear arcs #and yeah back before they character assassinated every single kiddad !!!! #also freddie and anthony specifically and their takes on glenn this episode. what the fuck was that #are you trying to tell me that everyone who said in s1 that glenn didn’t change and didn’t have any arc was RIGHT?????? #because you spent a LOT of time talking about how silly that opinion was just to now turn and around and be like yeah glenn is reverted #back to who he was in e1 !!!! like cmon. what the hell

[sonofapunk]

i bring a kind of rheumatological mystery to the doctor's office that makes them want my blood. so So bad.

#doctors want what's in my veins #they can never have enough #chronic pain #diagnosis process #(dropping the joke for a second I AM SO SICK OF BLOOD TESTS. STOP TAKING IT. IT'S MINE.) #or just someone PLEASE tell me what is WRONG with me #this is ok to rb btw

[theraphos]

me being prescribed antibiotics:

the trillions of microbes that make up my whole entire body activating in unison: it's treason then

#go to sleep ed #joke's on me though the numerous side effects include NOT SLEEPING please launch me into the SUN #i've barely slept for three days i can only tell i'm hungry when my guts keep making noises but i don't get sick #my brain and digestive functions are on strike and sometimes the room becomes the arctic for no reason #RIP my microbes but nuking the site from orbit is the only way to be sure #i promise to buy the survivors of this apocalypse a salad

[boyczar]

please remember that it is a compliment to be disliked by people. most people don’t even like themselves. think about why you even want to be liked by somebody. why do YOU like YOURSELF?? why give a fuck about whether or not somebody with so much work to do on themselves doesn’t like you? they literally do not even like themselves. they can’t genuinely “like” you.

#mine #so tired of people who literally only know to people please #‘people pleaser’ is such a joke of a phrase bc they’re literally the most disappointing people i know #they don’t respect themselves #they live in such a way that is so repulsive to me it literally gives me euphoria to know they dislike me #call me names lie about me tell me you never wanna see me again #it’s literally bliss #like what do they expect? #for me to cry on the floor and beg them to love me?? i am not a fucking codependent like everyone else you know #i’m not gonna fucking fawn over you after you mistreat me #and of course no one else will defend me bc they’re all cowards too #afraid to not be on the narcissist’s team #bc the only other team has literally one player and that’s the scapegoat / truth teller #literally who tf wants to go against the narc?? nobody!! that’s why they think i’m stupid #it’s a blessing to be hated by cowards #it’s a sign you’re doing at least one thing right #acoa #family systems #codependency #narcissitic abuse #sick & tired of people living in these beat-around-the-bush type relationships where they are never direct and they are never happy #they don’t actually CARE about each other #they just want to be comfortable!!! #well it’s not COMFORTABLE to grow #‘you’re not the same person you used to be’ yeah well you’re EXACTLY THE SAME!!! #i love when people think that’s an insult #go ahead and tell on yourself #you have never changed or grown or confronted the ways that you treat people #i’m over it #it’s such a joke when these people try to talk to you

[commandermeg]

Transporter Accident

#StarTrek #Star Trek #Joke #please tell me this is as funny as I think it is #Im sick and the cold meds are messing with me lmao #For anyone asking: its a reference to the Emperors New Groove

[uselessnbee]

so when i project my mental illnesses, neurodivergency and queernes on Mike Wheeler i'm the bad guy but when yall project your own hatred for Mike on other characters (Max, Hopper, Jonathan...literally anyone) then that's fine?🤨🤨

#byler #mike wheeler #really getting tired of seeing people make characters hate and treat mike like shit #when they would never actually do something like that in canon #breaking my silence and being an oversensitive bitch #and telling yall that no Max does not genuinely hate mike #jonathan does not genuinely hate mike and want will to move on #no hopper does not genuinely hate mike and would not be pissed at him for dating will #like yeah i get the jokes you do you but some of yall actually convinced yourselves it's true and that's just embarassing #actually personally i'm getting sick of the jokes as well #the whole mike wheeler hate club and everyone bullying mike was funny like the first two weeks but now it's just annoying #but i'm very well aware that this is a me thing and those jokes just aren't for me #so i'm not gonna tell anyone to stop if you wanna bully mike you do you boo have fun #but please don't make characters who would never do that shit do it for you #also no one in the party would start bullying mike and telling will he deserves better after they come out #like i understand teasing and jokingly insulting each other and shit like that #but there is a difference between teasing and bullying #and some of yall be crossing that line and that's just a no for me <3 #i know i sound oversensitive and i know i am and that no one else has the same opinion as me #but i really am getting tired of seeing that stuff when i'm just trying to have fun in here #ok i'll shut up now

[angelnumber27]

I am out of weed please wish me a very not have panic attacks, lose my mind or throw up constantly

#when I tell you I have not gone 24 hours without smoking weed since age 17 I am not joking #so 7 years #and it’s definitely.. an adjustment lmao #hopefully I’ll lose weight though #also please don’t get me wrong I know that weed withdrawals come nowhere close to comparing to opiate withdrawals etc #bc I’ve been through all that shit personally #but it’s still tough for me! #every time I don’t smoke for a couple hours I just get so sick #I cannot eat period unless I smoke

[littldolli]

i wanna kms so badly everything hurts i keep overthinking every little thing i'm so fucking annoying and everyone hates me i fucking hate everything i just wanna stab myself in the gut or suffocate myself 😍‼️

#tw suicide #tw cursing #tw suicidal thoughts #tw suffocation #no one really gives a shit #especially at school #i just love it when someone tells me to kms as a joke #like haha im laughing i totally don't want to slam your head into a brick wall #someone please help #please #i wish i could cry #i'm just so sick of everything #i'm so tired

[sinnhelmingr]

stares at inbox

sb say sike. sb say that’s a joke.

#it's just. it's just WILD enough to be parody but im sick my brain isn't working. #im not mad sb please just tell me it's a joke.

[cranraspberry]

I have a test tomorrow and I just found out it’s worth 20% of my grade and I’m very drunk and the class starts at 8am 😔😔 send prayers

#WHO puts an important test like that in week 3. I’m sick #and it’s calculus like please tell me ur joking

[castielsprostate]

. Do You ever, feel, like? You're just not worth it? Like everything you do doesn't matter? Because it doesn't. Nothing matters. Nothing is of importance. And having one of those days where you know that's true and you try and put something out there only for it to not go anywhere, for it to not be seen, for your feelings of inadequacy and insecurity only to grow and fester in the back of your mind, fucking sucks

#and i know i need to put my phone down and step away and close my eyes and go to sleep but my thoughts keep running wild #and I can't help but scream inside my mind at the wall i built the structure in place that keeps me going in circles again and again #and im nauseous and sick and i feel alone when everyone around me looks so okay and laughs and smiles at the small jokes i make when #on the inside im crying and scratching and itching at the insatiable need to destroy myself #and i know i self sabotage and i know im not the right one for me i poisoned myself with my own #toxicity that i believed i needed to survive #and im tired. im so tired. what's the point when I might not wake up tomorrow. when my heart will stop and nothing ive ever #achieved will matter. nothing ive ever done will be remembered. thrown into the meaningless void of obscurity is my life and #my art and my time. everything ive ever loved is in that pit with me and the rope is getting thinner and im running out of #breath and i think i see the light at the end and ill tell myself ill be okay when really it wont matter at the end of the day #let me breathe #please #i beg

[berryunho]

guys help its 2am and I'm in my yunho feels

#i saw a gifset that was a little too crisp #in a joking way i feel like his existence is a punishment from god #like i have to live w the fact that the most perfect man alive is out there. existing. at the same time as me. #and hes just never gonna be my bf??? like?????? thats mean?????? #what did i do to deserve this???? #the fact that ive seen yunho irl w my own eyeballs too.... like... HUHHHHH #i really got to lay my eyes on who i consider to be the most beautiful person alive. #and not only that but i got to???? speak to him???????????? and he heard my voice???? and saw my face???? #HUHHHHDHWKDKALD #and then he literally spoke back to me like... mf i cannot take this what was he thinking #LIKE HES A REAL PERSON... AND HES JUST OUT THERE...... DUDE. #im ill i cannot believe ill never hug him god please just once and ill shut up #i cannot believe i got to tell him i love him like [rest] #and that he. JEONG YUNHO. looked me in my eyes and smiled and said he loves me too. #LIKE WHAT THE FUCCCCCKKKKK #he shouldve known id never recover from that like all hotteoks are delusional #mf i hate it here #send me to any au where i can be w him im sick #berryunho.txt

[suncattle]

Some of y'all on this site are sooo fucking quick to excuse racism, especially towards black users, for literally any reason you can think of and it's frankly disgusting.

If you're comfortable with anti black racism and your friends actively harassing black people on this site literally just block me

#i am not fucking joking and im real sick of seeing people try to make excuses for their openly racist mutuals #“but they're my friend 🥺” yeah and they publicly tell black Americans the jim crow era wasn't that bad idrc #marco yell #like please check your mutuals and just block me if you disagree cause im about to just start blocking no questions asked