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contrispos · 3 years

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Episode 8 - Reunion

[Star Wars: The Bad Batch]

WARNING: This thing is long AF

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Oh no… oh shit… stop… Okay I’ve missed Mr Toothpick here we go

PLEASE LET HIM GO

LET HIM BE WITH HIS BROTHERS AGAIN GODDAMMIT

“It’s Clone Force 99” with a completely monotone voice… stop…

Can Lama Su stop calling them Experimental Unit 99??? THEY ARE SOLDIERS BITCH GIVE THEM SOME RESPECT

TERMINATE THEM?????????? FUCK YOU RAMPASS

Omega is so focused I love it🥺

Wrecker really knows his stuff… so much for being the dumb one(no offense)

Oh my god I know the stress she’s going through… gosh I hope Wrecker has a brain and doesn’t actually blow the whole thing up

YES UNCLE WRECKER

Mom is coming… Dad wants you back on the cruiser

ECHO DID A SUPERHERO LANDING

Awwwwwww I can’t with Wrecker and Omega🥺🥺🥺🥺

FUCK YOU SCRAPPERFUCKS

OH YEAH

THIS IS THE SOLDIER STUFF I CAME FOR

Can Omega stop being the cutest thing ever??

“That’s not comforting” Tech… I can’t explain how much I love you okay???

I got a bit of a heart attack when Wrecker hit his head AGAIN… but then I remembered the last episode…

TECH WHY DIDN’T YOU SHAVE THE OTHER SIDE??????? YOU HAD A CHANCE TO ACCEPT YOUR PUNK SIDE COME ON!!!!!!

Tech’s helmet is the cutest thing, he constantly looks like a little puppy🥺

I don’t like Hunter’s helmet tho… can’t explain it

Wrecker’s undying love for explosives, I can’t

No shit Tech, the lights LITERALLY JUST TURNED ON OF COURSE THE POWER IS BACK

TECH STOP BEING CUTE

I KNOW IT’S JUST HIS VOICE BUT IT’S CUTE AS HELL

THE WAY HE SAYS OMEGA

Echo… Just join Rex goddammit we know you want to

Is it just me or did Echo’s accent just fuck up a bit?? He almost sounded drunk… aRE yOu dRuNk?

YES IT’S THE TECH SCENE FROM THE TRAILER

HE’S TINKERING

TINKER ON BOY

COME ON TECH CAN YOU JUST GET PROPER ARMOR FOR GODS SAKE???? PROTECT YOUR THIGHS!!! PROTECT YOUR NECK!!!!! PROTECT YOUR BALLS I MEAN COME ON

Oh Tech my sweet, sweet darling Tech… JUST TALK ABOUT YOUR EMOTIONS!!!! TALK ABOUT THE STRESS YOU WERE UNDER DURING THE WAR!!!! TALK ABOUT YOUR FEAR OF LOSING YOUR BROTHERS!!!! I WANT TO BE HURT REAL GOOD!!! IF I DON’T NEED THERAPY AFTER AN EPISODE YOU HAVE FAILED!!!!

Okay please tell me Omega is standing on something, I really don’t want Tech to have worse posture. I know he’s 6’4” so like Omega should be WAY shorter than that compared to him

Ah shiet

Stop

Company, leave!!

Away

LISTEN HERE YOU GIRAFFE!!!! I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN IF YOU DO ANYTHING TO MY PRECIOUS CHILD OKAY

Oh god

Stop this right now

DAMN HE IS LOOKING GOOD

sorry

I don’t like this

Crosshair knows them so well this isn’t good

WAS THAT??? NO IT CAN’T HAVE BEEN? WAS THAT HOPE IN HIS VOICE?? IS HE HAPPY TO FINALLY BE WITH THE BATCH????

Stop it I don’t like not liking clones

Oh Crosshair I have missed you and all but can you just like leave??

Oh my god the regs really are stupid huh?

Tech I love you you little smartass

Crosshair, stop it, get some help

I am honestly pissed at Tech, like constantly… WHY DOES HE GET FUCKING PERFECT THIGHS AND I DON’T

Oh hell nah

🎶 fuck this shit i’m out 🎶

i don’t like this

i’m scared

Tech you sneaky bastard

TECH STOP BEING SO EXCITED ABOUT MASS MURDER

I don’t like when Crosshair disrespects my children like that

I’m crying

this is too much

Omega, you get a golden star for being cute as fuck

Tech, you get a golden star for being cute as fuck

The rest of you, you get to sleep on the floor

OH HELL NO

DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE

“Your issue is with me, not her” Hunter, your dad is showing. Like literally it’s consuming you

HUNTER I TOLD YOU LAST WEEK THAT THIS WAS NOT THE KIND OF HUG I MEANT

HOLY FUCK MY FAMILY IS HOME I CANT LAUGH NOW

THAT SCREAM

AHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Wrecker this isn’t a video game, you know that right??

TECH HOLDING OMEGAS HAND??? KILL ME NOW

WAIT

crosshair held the side of his head

DOES THAT MEAN????

weeeee a slide

Oh Wrecker I love you

We should let them have more slides

I think it could be mutually beneficial

They have fun, I get some extra serotonin

Hey! You should have let him finish!

What are the engines capable of, Tech? *blinks unnaturally quickly*

HUNTER HOW FUCKING STRONG ARE YOU???

How did you do that? I wanna save Tech too 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

Crosshair clearly isn’t used to talking this much, his voice sounds kinda sore…

Tech could you maybe like, stop being emotionless? YOU ARE ABOUT TO DIE

holy fuck they’re gonna die

ohhhh no

no no no no no no no

OH YEAH MY SMART BABIES I LOVE YOU

OH MY GOD

they really are a group of dads

NOOOOO TURN THEM OFF

CROSSHAIR

STOP

TURN THE ENGINES OFF MY BABY IS DYING

Omegas little welps🥺🥺🥺

CROSSHAIR MY CHILD

HE LOOKED SO SCARED

okay, who did that?

CAD FUCKING BANE????????

ARE YOU KIDDING ME????

THIS JUST BECAME A WHOLE ASS WESTERN

THE MUSIC AHHHHHH

HOLY FUCK I NEVER THOUGHT ID BE EXCITED ABOUT CAD BANE YET HERE WE ARE

stop

nuh uh

nope

i’m out

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD

HUNTER

STOP

OMEGA

Oh no

Crosshair is properly fucked

oh shit

IT CANT STOP THERE

okay not gonna lie that was a gorgeous scene

is that what it looks like in their helmets??? really? I thought is was just like, a window, but this makes more sense

HOLY FUCK

created by DAVE FILONI yeah bitch I am gunning for you. I will find you, and i will kill you.

BITCH

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oceanera12 · 4 years

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Characters I want to see in the Bad Batch TV series:

The Bad Batch. I feel like this is self explanatory, but to be clear: Hunter, Tech, Crosshair, Wrecker, and Echo. And y’all better not kill one of them off one at a time. If you’re going to kill them Mr. Cowboy hat Man THEY BETTER GO TOGETHER I CAN’T HANDLE ANY MORE CLONES BEING SPLIT APART

Cody. Give me Commander Cody’s fate. I may not be able to handle it and will bawl for weeks on end and may scream at you and tell you that’s not what I wanted but I need to know WHAT THE KRIFF HAPPENED TO CODY.

Rex. Rex and Cody reunion scene. I don’t care how, I don’t care why, I don’t care what happens. Just make it happen. Kapesh?

Wolffe/Gregor. I’d love to see how Rex meets up with both but will settle for one or the other. Let’s see some de-chipping, please!

Random clones/Random Jedi/Random civilians/new aliens. I want new characters, Filoni. New aliens, new names, new personalities, new allies, new enemies. Give us new content, things we don’t know about during the time of the Empire. Give us new rebel cells, the very beginning of the Rebellion in it’s haphazard, unorganized glory. I’m fine with old characters too (and would love to see some cameos from some certain future Specters), but give us new Jedi-on-the-run and new clones and just new people to love and care for and squeal about. Give me a baby (Padawan) Jedi that is adopted by the Bad Batch and everyone grows to love and care about and they are happy so that you can rip our hearts away when they die or turn evil.

Tiny Leia Organa/Bail Organa. One arc, that’s my limit on their appearance but I want to see tiny Leia kick butt/be sassy at these hard war military veterans

Characters I do NOT want to see in the Bad Batch TV series:

Ahsoka Tano- LET ME EXPLAIN DON’T KILL ME YET. I am okay with Ahsoka showing up for ONE arc and that’s it. I draw the line there simply because if she’s there for longer it will turn into her her show and gosh darn it Disney just give her a kriffing show already, geez. I don’t want my clone boys overshadowed because Ahsoka flipping Tano is in the room.

KRIFFING Fives. Look, if you want to do some flashbacks with Echo and Rex, fine. Heck, I would even take an episode where Echo is hallucinating all of Domino squad/Torrent Company and he sees all these ghosts that have left him behind. But I swear, Cowboy Hat Man, if we get some kind of resurrection arc that I keep seeing on everything, I’M GOING TO FLIP. I love Fives, really I do. But if you bring him back then the whole “Fives discovering the plot to overthrow the Republic and it cost him his life” is POINTLESS. So don’t do it. (And I will rant about this later in more detail because it’s BUGGING me but for now we’ll move on because now is really not the time)

Obi-Wan Kenobi. Stay on Tatooine. Stay in self-exile. Stay with Luke. You do you in the Kenobi tv series and keep away from my clone boy’s spotlight. Love you, but it’s their turn to shine. This also includes Luke Skywalker. I don’t want him in this show as anything. You already pushed the boundaries with Rebels so I think we’re good on Luke in cartoons (especially since Ezra and Luke were the same exact age)

Vader. I don’t need you hunting a bunch of clones so just stay on Mustafar please. Send some Inquisitors or an Evil clone squad after them but just stay away. (Kriff, now I’m think about Cody leading an evil clone squad against the Bad Batch)

Emperor Potato-head. Stay the kriff away from my clone boys.

…I’m going to be honest here: Mandalorians. I love “The Mandalorian” just as much as everyone else but I’m getting a little annoyed with how much Mandalore has become “THE” Star Wars culture that is explored and developed. Can we get a new planet with new inhabitants or something? Just no Mandalorians. I’m getting annoyed/done with them.

If anyone wants to add to the list: be my guest!

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