#PHEW LONG ANSWER IM SORRY

[digital999placebo]

This is out of the blue and I apologize but how do you think the nations act differently when they are drunk vs sober (if you don't mind me asking). Idk how to word this but like ... We see Germany as super serious but easy to bother usually but the one time we see him drink he's all :-D :-D :-D in that one photo. Meanwhile I'm pretty sure a drunk Italy would just be more chatty and flirty i.e. an exaggeration of his usual self.

i wanted 2 answer this with a drawing but ive had so little time 2 just sit down n draw lately so you get a wall of text. im sorry.

I do think Ludwig loosens up when he's drunk, loses the stick in his ass for once, n he's v easily entertained n physical touch becomes his number one love language when actual language fails him. He has learned from his past black out drunk mistakes to not speak so much bc he always says some unhinged shit that every1 remembers n brings up (nobody actually cares they only bring it up bc he gets so embarrassed over it), so the entire time he's drunk he's like "ok i only speak when necessary. the less words the better". And also he only really cuddles up to Feli when drunk, before he would do it to just anybody who didn't mind, but some night he put his head in Alice's lap n she braided his hair or whatever n Vene n Francoise wont stop bringing it up (again not that they care but its funny how embarrassed he gets) so yeah, he sticks to Feliciano now bc they're dating so it's easier to explain away. ALSO he’s the best dancer ever thanks to his extreme muscle control, he does the split on beat he can jump he can spin he can do it all, it’s an amazing sight to see.

Feliciano when drunk just wants to dance or fuck. He's either dragging his partner to the dance floor or to the toilet for a quick blowie, whichever is most convenient at that point. or he n Francoise lock themselves inside the bathroom n talk shit while fixing their hair or Francoise is touching up her makeup. Francoise n Feli tgether drunk is the loudest most obnoxious annoying thing ever, they talk loud and fast and with their hands n third parties can never ever keep up with their convo bc they switch subject all the time, n they go out to smoke like 15 times in one sentence. They’re like the *talks shit about a person for 2 hours* “but in the end….. if that’s what they wanna do then it’s like their body” “yeah we’re so open minded and nice” meme. Vene n Françoise r also like “I would literally eat u out if u asked<3” “omgggg<3 I would blow u if u asked<3”

Lovino is the drunk guy at the party sitting at the couch when he's not dancing, he's just trying to enjoy his buzz. He gets in fight with Gilbert over the aux cord.

Alice has never been at the perfect stage of drunkness, she always go above n beyond. Impressively tho she has never thrown up n she takes great pride in this. She’s not much for dancing but if Baxter Dury or some 90s britpop comes on?? She might…. she might…. she WILL

All ends with Ludwig having to carry home Lovino, Feliciano, Alice n Francoise.

Lukas, Matthias n Berwald r the type of drunks who leaves the group to go explore the neighbourhood or the city or just wherever they feel like. They go onto the subway and take whatever train comes first n just rides. They're also kinda like kids when drunk, in the aspect that if they're entirely quiet they're up 2 something they shouldnt b up to, and most likely Netherlands is there to watch the entire thing go down. Mattias is the annoying dude at a houseparty who goes through ur fridge n freeze; he'll start cooking shit at like 12pm n not even edible stuff. he just begins frying ur frozen hamburger patties in rum n coke, explaining why it's a superior dish that everyone should eat to Lukas, Berwald, n Lars (Netherlands). Berwald begins pouring leftover drinks into the frying pan to see what happens.

Berwald also teaches everyone the dirtiest pre-drink melodies (snapsvisor / shotvisor) ever n then mistranslates the lyrics like "uh yeah fitta means uh...... trees in swedish yeah its a song about nature" fitta means pussy smh

Gilbert is either traumadumping or screaming that he needs to queue EPIC songs for the dance floor, but they're all protestant psalms or like teutonic knights hymns. He's alone on the dance floor losing his shit to Psalm 148.

#PHEW LONG ANSWER IM SORRY #but thank uanon!!!!! v funny ask lmao i loved thinkin about it #asks #hetalia

[mamawasatesttube]

Please tell us more about the Selkie au 👀

I wanna know everything. What’s the significance of the pelt being worn by Tim? What are the backstories?

YEAH!!!! okay so a bit of background: selkies are critters from celtic/norse mythos. they are seal-human shapeshifters, who can change form by removing or wearing their sealskins; the most common tales involve fishermen stealing a selkie woman's sealskin cloak to entrap her as his wife, despite her yearning to return to the sea.

SO, with that being said:

kryptonians are selkies!!!

kon is created by cadmus labs and lex luthor. he doesn't even know the significance of his coat; it's kept locked away except for when he gets it for promotional photoshoots. he doesn't realize it has anything to do with why he's always discontented and afflicted with varying bouts of malaise.

when clark finds out - when he can see this physical, material evidence of kon's mistreatment - he's beyond horrified and enraged. they're violating a child, so profoundly that he doesn't even realize he's being violated, and he cannot let that stand.

lois, fully human but VERY protective of her husband and by extension all selkies: LET ME AT HIM. LET ME AT LUTHOR IM GONNA RIP HIS FACE OFF

clark, holding her off the ground: dearest, please. i need you to stay calm... and write the most damning exposé the planet has ever seen.

lois: .......FINE. but then YOU better rip that bald fucker's face off, you hear me?

clark comes home with kon in tow, uncharacteristically quiet and subdued. his eyes are red-rimmed and his cheeks blotchy, but lois doesn't say a word about it. she lets him sit curled up in the corner of the sofa, clutching his pelt around himself tight enough to make himself look small, and thinks he looks more like a child than he ever has before.

fast forward a couple years. kon has found his place in the family; jon in particular adores him. he's gotten kind of jaded and unhappy about his whole history; he's seen clark leave his sealskin around the house, has even seen lois wear it, but he's kept his hidden away in his room ever since that first day, except for when he's wearing it himself. clark, lois, and ma never touch it; the only one allowed to is jon, and even he knows not to push if kon's feeling antsy.

tim is kon's bestie. all the core four are besties. but none of them know the selkie secret - it's very well-guarded. they just know kon is a weirdo who really loves to take long walks on the beach and gaze at the ocean.

one day, he is on a long walk by the marina with tim. tim, somehow or other, falls into the water in january. he gets out quickly, of course, but it's cold and he's wet and kon really doesn't want him to get hypothermia, so--

he shrugs the sealskin coat off his own shoulders and wraps it around tim's, and tells him c'mon, let's get back to the house.

they go back to the house.

they walk in the door.

tim is wearing kon's coat.

tim. is WEARING. KON'S COAT.

kon, who barely even tolerates his beloved baby brother touching his coat, because he was so violated and taken advantage of in his earliest days!!!!

TIM IS WEARING KON'S!!! COAT!!!!!

clark hold her coffee. lois is about to whip out her shotgun.

and that's how we get the scene @cowboysorceror drew <3 clark is extremely concerned; lois is 👌 THIS CLOSE to a mama bear rampage, tim is freezing, and kon is like. well. this sure is happening!

other quick notes, in part brainstormed with beckett and also with my bestie @adjit in various dms:

kon doesn't, like, LOVE this whole scenario, but frankly, he's more worried about tim than he is upset about his coat. he knows tim would never use it to hurt him, to control him, to own him; he trusts tim. simple as that!

it's kind of hard to communicate this to clark and lois in a couple of quick facial expressions over tim's head, but he manages.

they get tim bundled into a hot shower and warm, dry clothes, etc. he's coming back downstairs from kon's room, afterwards, and pauses on his silent feet when he overhears his name in conversation.

"no, it's not--i'm fine, i promise," kon is saying. "tim's not like--tim wouldn't hurt me. i know he wouldn't. you don't gotta worry."

huh, tim thinks. he's pretty observant, not that he needed to be to notice the way clark and lois stared at him and kon earlier. clearly, the jacket is significant; he knows clark and jon have matching ones. maybe it's a family thing?

sounds like kon had some kind of shitty ex, and... they got worried about him getting into a relationship again?

well. no need to worry about that! he immediately resolves that he will put their worries at rest. he Will be the best boyfriend kon has EVER had.

like, they aren't dating (yet), but, uh, you know. semantics. details.

(he doesn't find out the actual secret until later. when he finally realizes what this meant, that kon trusted him with his personhood, he. well, he's not crying, but he does get this funny tug in his chest and he really, really has to go hug kon for a long time.)

#PHEW SORRY THIS GOT SO LONG #the thing is ummmm i fucking love selkie au #answers #selkie au #guess im starting that as a tag. just in case #rimi writes #also putting this there. Just In Case #timkon #kon #clark #lois #tim #adjit #cowboysorceror #collaborative storycrafting with the squad!!!! :D #summerbummin

[whimsical-ness]

a lil life update

its been a while...but im back! some explanations, new milestones, and yes, fic updates (!!) under the cut:

I’ve logged in for the first time in a few very hectic months, but I think I owe you all a proper post explaining where I’ve been, what I’m doing, and what I want to do next.

First things first: I’m officially done with graduate school! It’s crazy to think I first started writing on here as an 18 year old high school student, and now I’ve completed not just an undergraduate degree, but also a masters in marketing to finally be DONE with academics?? its been a wild ride and I still can’t believe it.

Not being a student anymore is definitely a scary and intimidating experience, but I’ve been extremely fortunate to have actually found *cue confetti* a job🎉🎉 it’s something I really enjoy and it means I get to stay in my favourite city in the world atleast for the foreseeable future!

This brings me now, to what’s next. Since I finally have no academic deadlines and constant pressure, and since for the most part work life is usually restricted to 5 days a week, I suddenly have a bunch of free time that I am very eager to fill with things that bring me joy.

And one of those is writing fanfic. As you might have noticed already, I’m currently venturing into writing bts fics, but that doesn’t mean I’ve forgotten about my ongoing exo stuff, or that I don’t plan to write for some of the members again! And so, (fingers crossed) you’ll be seeing me on here more often, and I already have a plan for fics and updates that take up the rest of 2022. I think this is what most of you probably care about so here it is:

currently working on: yoongi arranged marriage au

next: jungkook fake dating/enemies to lovers au

after that: felon part 13!!

before 2022 ends: felon part 14 (probably the finale), and broken part 3 (the final part)

officially on hiatus for now: illicit and shadows 

I do have to stress that it’s not a promise that I can get all of these done, but it’s an intention, and a solid one.

And to everyone who’s still here, or who have been checking up on me and leaving comments and asks and reblogs...thank you. It means so much to me that my fics are still being appreciated by you wonderful people even 5 years on, and it makes me want to keep doing this, and has been the driving force in me pushing myself to come back and get started again :)

#phew that was long #if you've read all the way through #thank you!!!! #im excited to be back <3 #p.s I’ll finally be getting to my inbox in the next couple days and answering everyone’s lovely messages im so so sorry for not doing this s #*sooner! #will also pin this post for a bit for everyone to see

[delightfuldevin]

Any thoughts on all the newly announced Mario games?? Predictions, opinions, general hype or otherwise??

VERY EXCITED VERY HYPE

New Peach game!!! I still haven’t watched a playthrough of Super Princess Peach cause I want it for myself, so I definitely want to get it before the new one comes out!! Not that I think they’ll be related in any way (though they might be?), I just want to play it,, Excited to see Peach in a main role once again with her (hopefully) being hyperfeminine as always! (I won’t go into a rant about how ooc I felt Peach was in the movie, let’s just say that I reeeeally desperately crave super girly yet powerful and kickass Peach hdbcdjbjscbaj)

Remaster of Super Mario RPG!! I… actually just bought it on WiiU virtual console before the eshop closure so I’m a lil bit peeved jdbcjsbcjskx but I can’t wait to play it in HD!! Everyone is so teeny tiny it’s kinda silly, but very adorable!! Like, the original’s graphics make it less noticeable but in HD everyone is very much like half their usual height lol. And I guess now I don’t have to worry about starting over since I got stuck at a boss I’ll just start over when the remake comes out

DAISY BEING PLAYABLE IN A MAINLINE GAME DAISY HAVING A MAJOR ROLE FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE HER DEBUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Super Mario Bros Wonder is soooooo silly looking!!!! The absolute peak of silliness!!!! It’s great!! Mario games have never really been super “serious”, but I feel like this is Nintendo really pushing the innate goofiness of the series to its limit and I love that!! Like. So much was going on in that trailer and none of it made any sense. I really really reeeaaaaally hope there is some kind of story and explanation that isn’t just “Mario and co found a weird new flower!” I want this to be another dimension. I want this to not be in the Mushroom Kingdom cause it’s just so incredibly different. And if it does take place in the Mushroom Kingdom, I want the Wonder Flowers to transport our heroes to some kinda alternate dimension version of the Mushroom Kingdom whenever they’re activated similar to the Dream World in Mario & Luigi: Dream Team. ALSO I hope there is an actual reason for Daisy to be playable! I hope she has a story reason to be there with them, though that may not be likely (Toadette being in New U DX didn’t have a reason, and neither did Rosie in SM3DW).

Well heck, I didn’t become overly obsessed with the Mario world and its characters because of the stories Nintendo tells with them. Rather, it’s the fact that the games are so basic and open ended with just enough lore to work with and build off of that made me love it. So even if there is no story or reason for Wonder, I know I’ll have a grand ol time making up my own story for it!!

Also I really enjoy the silly talking flowers

#answered the thing #emotional support nerd #this direct was probably the biggest treat ive gotten from nintendo since the movie was first announced #wonder will be the first new platformer since nsmbu which came out 10 years ago #and the first new (not a remake or spinoff) game excluding the rabbids game which was made by ubisoft #since odyssey which came out in 2017 #wait hold up im losing my shit #is this really the first new mario game since odyssey??? #bowsers fury kinda counts i guess but it was so short i cant really count it as its own separate game #god its really been that long its really been since 2017 since we got a completely new mario game #sorry i am just mindblown right now #sorry anyway #i am very excited about wonder im excited to have a fresh new adventure in this world i hold so dear #sorry for being dramatic lol #WAIT I LIED ORIGAMI KING #ORIGAMI KING CAME OUT IN 2020 #okay phew i remember now #sorry this was very important i was legit losing my mind over wonder being the first new game in 6 years but i was wrong i feel better now #god these tags are all over the place gjckjfhf)fihvjgkjvkgcj

[silvermarley]

PART TWO FOR THE MUZAN SMUT IM BEGGING YOU 😍😍😍

You ask and you shall receive, dear anon! (Sorry if this isn’t quite up to par)

Crowned

Muzan x Milf!Reader

(this is part two of “Encounter”)

Warnings: fluff, kinda softie Muzan, eventual smut, pwp, pussy slap (1), fingering, unprotected sex, creampie, cervix fucking, degrading (lemme know if there’s anything I missed!)

A/N: phew, I’m finally able to make this. I hope I didn’t keep you guys waiting for too long!

Muzan had quickly taken a liking to you. It was all the more reason to keep you within reach.

No demon typically gets this close to the Demon King himself. But you, you’re a special one.

Not only were you beautiful, but you were strong. It enticed Muzan like no other.

You would bring him his chemistry tools and occasionally just have talks with him.

He was a very alluring man.

It wasn’t long before his interest turned into.. love.

Love, you see, was a foreign thing to him. He pretended to love in the past, but this was genuine. To the point where he wanted you to skip the “Muzan-sama”, and just call him Muzan.

The feelings weren’t one sided. You felt your heart skip a beat every time he called for you.

Even your kid took a liking to him. He would allow C/N to watch him work. Somehow, your kid wasn’t afraid of him or his presence from the very beginning.

You would often think about how happy you are to see that your kid has a new father figure in their life.

There was one thing that has been on his mind. Muzan couldn’t wait any longer to officially claim you as his.

It was another day, the same as the others before it. He called you to him, and you answered his call without question, telling C/N that you would be right back.

You stood in front of him, while he sat at his desk.

“Y/N. I have a very important matter to discuss with you.” He started.

He moved from his desk and walked to you.

“I’ve thought about this for quite a long time. But, I finally understand. I want you to become the queen, or rather, I want you to be mine.”

A blush creeped it’s way to your face as you processed his words. His cold hand went to your cheek, to express that he was genuine.

“Are you sure? I mean, I’m no more significant than an average demon..” you ramble.

“Nonsense. My words are true. I mean every part of it, my dear Y/N.”

You go silent, face flushed as you looked up into his crimson eyes.

He can see that you still don’t completely believe him. So he takes the opportunity to connect your lips with his.

His hand that was on your cheek was now moving to the back of your neck, and the other went to your waist.

You didn’t hesitate to kiss back, with all the built up feelings you had for him. He smirked into the kiss at the enthusiasm.

After a little while, he pulled away.

“Do you believe me now? I want you to rule with me. Be my bride.. be mine forever.”

You nod, eyes watering a bit. “I would love to.”

He smiled at you. It’s the first time you’ve seen him smile so softly. The only other times you’ve seen his smile, is in a more sinister context.

From that day on, you were known as “Y/N-sama” or “Lady Y/N” by all demons, including the Uppermoons.

You were given the upmost respect by them, especially Akaza and Kokushibo.

It was perfect. Well, almost.

Muzan wanted to make you his for all of eternity. And while you are his lover, there was still something he had to do.

As much as he wanted that, he wanted you to need him just as much.

The day started with teasing touches and eventually lead to dirty talk in the night when your kid was asleep.

He somehow knew just how to make your heart flutter and your thighs rub together. It was getting almost unbearable, the heat between your legs.

You finally decided you needed him to solve the issue he caused.

So, you asked Nakime to send you to his room. As you expected, you found him experimenting and writing his findings down.

A small smirk tugged at his lips at your presence. Perfect.

“Hm, need anything?” He asked, fully knowing the effect he had on you.

You couldn’t answer, instead your body moved for you. You went to him and straddled his lap.

“Oh?” He hummed. “Needy are we?”

You nodded, embarrassed.

“Use your words.”

“Yes.. please. I need you.” You squirmed.

He groaned at the friction and slapped your ass to stop you. That only added your enjoyment, much to his pleasure.

Muzan had stopped what he was doing. After all, he’s finally getting what he wants. Work can wait.

Without warning, he stood up, making you instinctively wrap your legs around his waist.

“Couldn’t even wait for me to finish my work, how pathetic.”

He set you on the bed and crawled on top of you. In a flash, his lips are on yours.

His sharp teeth bit your bottom lip, drawing blood. He lapped at it, before his tongue danced with your own, making you taste it as well.

He broke the kiss to rid you of your shirt. His eyes were drawn to your bra.

“Red, hm? You just wanted me to see this didn’t you?”

“Yeah..”

His smirk grew bigger as he unclamped it and threw it to the side, marking you from your neck to your chest.

“Pretty fucking tits..” he groaned as he bit and sucked at your nipples.

Hearing your soft moans made him want to ruin you even more. While his lips were latched onto your chest, his hands went to pull off your pants.

He wondered if you had a matching set of lingerie, if you wore this in hopes he would be taking it off you just like he planned.

You didn’t know what to do with your hands, so you began to tug at his clothing.

He let go of your nipple with a pop. “So desperate.. be patient darling.”

He completed his task of taking off your pants. You were wearing all red. His favorite color.

“I bet you were thinking of all the ways I’m going to make you scream for me..” he said, noticing a wet patch on your panties. He hummed in satisfaction.

You looked so good in them, but he was getting rather impatient himself.

His sharp claws ripped them off in an instant. You were going to protest, but before you can he spoke, “I’ll buy you plenty more. I wouldn’t want to miss the sight of you all dolled up for me on another occasion.”

The sight of your glistening pussy made his cock jump in his pants. And it was all his.

“Already made such a mess.. who knew you could be this much of a slut?” He grinned, just as he undid his vest and shirt.

Your eyes scanned over his muscular body. You started to squirm again.

He slapped your pussy. “Stay still.”

You stilled yourself without question, though it was difficult. His fingers then rubbed at your clit, making you gasp.

“Stop teasing.. I need it, please..” you whine.

“Need what?”

“Your fingers..”

As if on command, he inserted a finger into your dripping hole. Your arched your back at the jolt of pleasure that shot through you.

He thrusted his finger in fast, making you squeal for him. Moments later, he added another finger. He loved the lewd noises coming from you.

Your hands grasped on the bedsheets. His fingers reached places yours couldn’t.

“So fucked out.. and with only my fingers.” He cooed teasingly.

You could only writhe and moan in pleasure, with the only thought in your mind being that you want to cum so badly.

Without warning, your orgasm hit you hard. A large grin spread on his pale face.

After coming down from your high, you finally noticed why Muzan was smirking so mischievously. You squirted.

“Fucking hell.. you’re gonna do that on my cock.” He groaned.

You are still catching your breath when he flips you over on your knees. Behind you, your heard the sounds of shuffling and a belt being undone.

Then, you feel him hovering over your figure. “Gonna take my cock like the whore you are, huh?”

“Yes!- just please..” you beg.

“I wanna hear you say it.”

At first, you were embarrassed to. But, he didn’t like that. So he slaps your ass harshly. “Say it or you won’t get anything.” He warns, as if his cock wasn’t aching to ruin you.

“Please fuck me.. I want it so ba-“ you were cut off by the feeling of him thrusting all the way into you, which knocked the breath out of you with the amount of force.

“See? All you needed to do was ask.” He chuckled darkly.

He was nice enough to give you a few seconds to adjust. But his patience ran out. He began fucking you at a increasingly fast rate.

The pain that hit you at the beginning soon turned into extreme pleasure. He was hitting all the right places to make you cry out.

You started to get loud, and when you noticed, you shoved your face into the pillow.

“Don’t fucking hide from me. I want to hear it. I want to hear how well I’m ruining your cunt.” He took your hair, and made into a makeshift ponytail to pull you up.

This made you arch more, making him go deeper. You could feel it kissing your cervix as he continued to fuck you at a nearly demonic pace.

It felt euphoric. You already felt that familiar knot in your stomach.

“I want you to make a mess on my cock. Can you do that, my slutty girl?” He asked, even though it wasn’t really a question it was a command.

“Mhm! I will!” You managed to say, despite the only things coming out of your mouth after that being incoherent.

He somehow knew every spot that would make you scream.

After a few more thrusts, you came, making a white ring form on the base of his cock. He seemed to enjoy that very much, as more spurts come out when he continues to rut into you.

“A-Ah wait! Too sensitive!” You squeal.

His hands go to your hips, nails digging into the flesh.

Your writhed in overstimulation. It was all too much, though you weren’t sure if you wanted him to stop or keep going.

“Give me one more.” After all that, he still wanted more? You couldn’t help but give into his demand.

He let go of your hair, but moved the hand that was previously holding it to your neck. You could feel his well-built chest on your back.

You clench on him at the pleasure you got from him restricting some of your oxygen. Hearing his grunting and groaning definitely made you feel things as well.

“Oh? You like that? What a whore you are..” He growled in your ear.

Muzan could feel himself nearing his end, though he never slowed his pace. He knew you were close too, considering how much your pussy was squeezing him.

He let go of your neck, to which your upper body dropped back on the bed. He continued his brutal assault on your cunt, making you get closer. Then you felt it again.

He thought of cumming on your back, but you felt too amazing for him to stop. So, he kept going until you both came together. You could feel his hot cum full you up and then slowly trickle out of you when he eventually pulled out.

You two take a moment to catch your breath as you collapse completely. He sits for a second beside you.

You grab at his arm to join you in laying down. He picked you up suddenly.

“M-Muzan..”

“Come on, let’s get cleaned up.”

He brings you to a bathroom and turns the water for the bath.

You guys spend the time in there in peace, just holding each other. It was a time where nothing had to be said.

The best few weeks went by as normal. This particular day, Muzan is doing his usual routine, with you joining him this time to help. C/N wasn’t awake yet, so you had some time to be in each other presence.

Then, he had called Kokushibo for a mission.

“Yes, Lord Muzan?” Kokushibo asked politely, kneeling before you two. “Ah, and hello Lady Y/N.”

Muzan would tell him the coordinates of where he needed to go. Kokushibo nods, before hesitating to leave.

He then points to you, or rather your stomach. “Oh and, congratulations, Lady Y/N and Lord Muzan.”

You and him share a look of confusion. But then you realize. He can see in the Transparent World..

“I’m.. pregnant?” You ask.

“Indeed. I hope all goes well for you. I shall take my leave then.” Kokushibo nods to Nakime, to which she sends him back.

You were caught a bit off guard, but you were happy nonetheless.

“Hm, I’m quite happy with this outcome.” Muzan states.

You hug him excitedly. He returned the hug and pulls you into a sweet kiss.

“I love you.” He says for the first time.

“I love you too, darling.” You smiled ear to ear.

——

I hope you guys enjoyed this!! So sorry it took forever 😭

Taglist: @im-togas-knife @booplsnoot @wicked-binch @x3nako @zonaasworld @kaianawr

#lovely anons :) #kny smut #muzan x reader #muzan smut #demon slayer imagines #demon slayer x reader #demon slayer smut

[pooplyface1423]

Nightmares

Almost every night after Lucifer was cast down to hell, you always had the same dream him calling out to you, either saying he was sorry and how he wished. ~He was there for his family~. But it always ended with you waking up all sweaty and teary-eyed, and you sometimes wondered if he ever dreamed of something similar.

He did.....

When he was first cast down to hell, he didn't really have them .After he was all alone, he started to get them more frequently it was always the same kinda you mostly called his name, then started to cry saying stuff like why did u leave me? Or did you even love me? On certain occasions, you said you loved him but would never forget all the mistakes he did.

The most recent one went like this

There, he was drifting off to sleep when he heard your beautiful voice

"Lucifer~"

"Huh?"

"Lucifer, wake up Hun come over here~"

"Y/n!?"

"Where are you!?" He said, getting up from bed

"Over here~"

He quickly walked up to the door

He opened the door, and he smelled food?

What's going on?

When he had enough courage he opened the door

There you were in you, beautiful purple dress you loved so much making him pancakes?

"You finally woke up! Ugh, I thought you were in deep sleep, baby~. " you said softly, squeezing his cheek

"Go sit down. Breakfast is almost done~"

"Th-this doesn't seem right where are we?"

"What do you mean Hun? Were at home~"

"N-no, you're in heaven. im in hell. How is this happening? "

"Hunny, stop worrying bout that nonsense and sit down~"

"I-is this real?"

A long pause filled the room until you spoke up

"Don't you want us to be a happy couple again? Lucifer~?"

"Just sit down dear the food is getting cold~"

"Answer me y/n."

"We can be happy here lucifer don't make this so difficult,~" you said. In a harsher tone, but your sweet tone still there

Lucifer started to back away from you

"Don't you want the happy life we had long ago back?" You said your sweet honey like tone gone

Everything around him started to get foggy. You walked over to him and said

"I guess I wasn't enough for you, right? Your lame lucifer, I'm ashamed I even met you. You're the same selfish little shit as always only chasing your stupid dreams, not ours. You're pathetic. And to think I loved you Ha!"

"STOP I KNOW THIS ISN'T YOU"

"But it is me Hun"

"NO, it isn't the y/n I know is caring, So STOP"

Lucifer was starting to get light headed everything was getting foggy. Then..

Lucifer woke up with a loud gasp helooked around his room. Nothing.

He bravely opened the door and looked over at the kitchen. Nothing

Everything was just a bad, very bad dream he thought

You would never talk to him like that, right? He knew you were caring for and a lovely person who wouldn't hurt a fly.

You would never hurt him, right? You used to love him

Nothing wrong would ever happen to him involving you

Right?

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Phew, I finished this somehow. I remembered how the script went and just changed a few things here and there

Hope y'all liked it

Tag list

@lxkeee @yourmommylol04 @vann13 @adaizel @selvyyr @juskonutoh

#my post #hazbin hotel #x reader #lucifer morningstar x reader #~the most radiant angel in all of heaven~

[pokemenlovingmen]

YAAAY TRANSMASC ACE MAN BLOG!! (IM THAT TOO!!!)

Speaking of ace(sex repulsed ace) how about an x reader with arven were the reader comes out as ace?(trans+gay reader ofc, he/they/it btw! :D)

Btwwww before anyone claims this,,,,, I’ll be,,,,,,, “🐾🦴 dog bone anon” :3

Hi dog bone anon!! With all the ace transmascs I’ve been getting in my inbox it’s pretty clear I’ve found my target audience—and they’re all just like me fr fr.

I’d love to write this coming out story with our favorite sandwich man! I love writing about the queer experience, at least the experience I can say I’m familiar with. Ace acceptance rules :)

A Bit of News — Coming out as ace to Arven

🥪 — Okay point and laugh, give him the olympic medal for jumping to conclusions, when you said you had something “important you wanted to talk privately about” he automatically assumed the worst.

🥪 — Unbeknownst to you, he might actually be even more nervous than you when you sit down to talk. He doesn’t do well with sudden news.

“So, Arv… uh, I don’t know how else to say this. But I talked it through with some friends, and you’re my boyfriend, so you deserve to know. I’m… asexual. Y’know…? I really hope it’s not too disappointing to hear… I mean, I don’t want this to change anything about our relationship, but if it’s something that makes it harder to stay together because you’re not comfortable with it or it’s too restricting for you, I understand.”

🥪 — He blinks. You stare at him, biting your lip nervously.

🥪 — Oh, wait… that’s all?

🥪 — He lets out a massive sigh of relief and smiles at you.

“Oh, that’s it? Phew! Sorry, I kinda got nervous there that something really bad had happened. That’s a load off my mind.”

“So, wait, you’re… not upset about the asexual thing?”

“Huh? Why would I be upset about it?”

“Well, it kinda interferes with a big part of a lot of relationships and all…”

“S/O? Do you really think we’d be here, having this conversation, if I was just in it to get you in my bed? There’s probably hundreds of guys out there I could look at and go ‘oh man, he’s so hot’, but there’s only one of you. And I’m not saying I don’t find you hot or anything—but ehh, that’s besides the point—it’s just that there are a billion other things that I like about you past your body. And that’s a billion other reasons to stay with you.”

“Arv, Arceus, you’re too good to me… so you really don’t mind?”

“Definitely not. It’s gonna take way more than that to get rid of me!”

🥪 — After your talk, though (and the deep kiss and wonderful cuddle session that followed), he’s probably got some questions. I imagine he’d be the type to repress his own sexuality for a long time to begin with, so be doesn’t exactly know much about the rest of the LGBTQ+ community. He wants to know more, both to be involved more in the queer community, and also to establish and respect a comfort zone for you!

🥪 — He’s always very polite when he does have questions to ask and always reminds you that you don’t have to answer if it makes you uncomfortable. But it’s a lot easier to talk about your sexuality, the way you express it, how you figured it out, how it makes certain things feel, when you have Arven there being so genuinely curious and wanting to learn about these things.

🥪 — You can also tell when he did research because he’ll be confirming some really silly facts about the community with you the next morning (i.e., asking you if you really like cake to confirm the memes he saw online. He sorta conducts himself like a confused grandpa trying to be supportive but not really knowing what to do, and you tell him so. He hates you for saying that. >:| ).

🥪 — So speaking of the classic asexual “I’d rather have cake” meme, you find him baking you cakes with alarming frequency because he thinks he’s being funny.

🥪 — Overall, this really doesn’t alter your relationship with Arven much. You’re still his handsome and perfect boyfriend, which he’ll make known anytime you like. He already loved you so much and like he said, hearing you are ace changes none of that.

“Anyone who would only want you for your body is insane anyway, S/O. Really, only your body? I’m mad at anyone who would think like that and they’re just hypothetical people, like, you’d have to be the dumbest person in the world to get with someone as perfect as you and think your body is the only thing that’s worthwhile. Even if I was disappointed about you being ace, there’s literally hundreds of other things about you to love that mean way more than sex ever could.”

“You’re getting worked up about this.”

“I just—I love you, okay?? And I’m getting upset thinking there’s anyone that would treat you like that!”

“Yeah, you really showed those hypothetical people what for. You tell ‘em, Arven.”

#pokemon x reader #pokemon male reader #arven x male reader #arven x reader #asexual reader #tw sex mention

[straycalamities]

sorry if the question slash text is a bit long but i have so many things to tell you about your recent posts aaaaAA

First of all, I wanted to tell you that your work impresses me a lot and that in a certain way I admire you sooo muchh

It's not a secret that I have been in the onceler fandom for less than half a year, but the things I have seen, read and others inspire me like you have no idea, it is such an interesting fandom for me, as well as the people who contributed to it make it a place full of history, even when I read and read more things it gives me chills the dedication to make AU'S, comics, headcanons, etc is simply gratifying, and the creativity that everyone had

I would love to be able to create things that creative, it's SO WOOOW Sometimes i would have liked to be at the apogee of the fandom, to be able to send my questions and things, but i know that it could not be like that and there is nothing to do but if i can support the blogs that i follow, I do, not everyone is encouraged to open an askblog and dedicate work and effort to it

secondly ummh well I wanted to ask you about your character andrew, and other oc's, about his lore or where to start reading it, I'm very interested TT, but you know, I'm a biiiit outdated

Sorry again, the length of this, I don't know but it makes me nervous to send/say this type of thing, the things and ideas that I have to say get mixed up, you don't know how much my hands trembled to click on "ask" JAJAJA

thank you sooo much omg..you dont have to apologize about the length i enjoyed it all...and PLEASE lfksjdfl you don't have to feel nervous sending me anythinggggg i promise i wont bite or chew you out i like getting asks :D

but yea i feel your sentiment with just...how much RAW creativity there is in this fandom phew. blows me away sometimes. i dont think many things have Gripped me like some of the characters in this fandom or birthed by this fandom have gripped me

and haha im actually answering this ask NOW because of the fact i just basically wrote out andrews story in this post lol... (warning...very long) it was different before?ish? mainly he was different before so you, honestly, in my personal opinion, didnt miss out on anything with andrew because he's not the same as he used to be even if i kept some of his backstory the same

#asks #shakooo #i read through some of his old content like his jobhawken blog and his thornville blog and i was literally like WHO IS THIS??????????

[daemonhxckergrrl]

re: your ask from greyr4t about win10: as you said in your answer its free, just needs a key for 'activation.' ime activating win10 has been worth it. like you mentioned, it isnt strictly necessary, one can make do fine in a somewhat limited capacity with the watermark in the corner forever (unless your monitor is an OLED then have fun with 100% guaranteed screen burn in lmao. or unless always seeing it enrages you disproportionately. as in my case). but having windows activated is honestly just nice, it makes many things easier and is more sustainable in the long run... worth the extremely minor hassle as like a QoL thing imo. you also brought up that its possible to circumvent microsoft (and its brazenly insane asking prices 🤬) & buy cheap keys online from third parties. i wanted to talk about how i did shit, hopefully it helps the original asker directly or at least comes in handy to know

so i bought my (shady bootleg, yes, but perfectly functional for years now) win10 activation key for even cheaper than what Synthia listed as a price point- iirc, under 5 bucks USD. (might be higher now w inflation, but id be surprised if its much more than around 10.) if things still work how they used to, you can do this on ebay. technically ebays policies dont allow it, so the accounts selling these keys come and go frequently due to getting shut down by ebay after popping up. thus, dont necessarily be put off if the seller hasnt existed for long, as often thats just how it goes (or it did. hopefully this sort of thing is still going strong🤞); do trust happy reviews. now, there are a few TYPES of activation keys– priced slightly different, nothing big– that correspond to different editions of windows 10. so basically its home edition, pro edition, and "pro for workstations". might be worth finding a brief summary of each to determine which edition best meets your needs. (there are more editions beyond the main trio, look into those too if you want, but the tldr on em is theyre for like niche markets w/ highly specific use cases.) fwiw, i got pro & am happy with it. another thing, from personal experience: may or may not be obvious but you're gonna wanna save a screenshot of your key somewhere safe and accessible. additionally though, label the screenshot somehow so you know what it is later, and if youre a disorganized scatterbrain like i am then put that in multiple places you can reliably access so if/when youre having trouble tracking it down you know where else to look; it came in handy for me to have access to it in places both online (cloud storage like google drive or dropbox for example, or even just saving the email copy of the ebay mssg in the designated folder in your email for the ones containing info you wanna save) & off (physical note on paper, stored in the files on one or more personal devices, etc). theres a huge chance youll need it again in the future– like say if you want to upgrade certain hardware– and likely more than once. final advice: highly recommend looking into comprehensive ways of "defanging" and/or "lobotomizing" windows, as they say. i.e., a tip that gets circulated is doing the initial setup for windows w your pc in airplane mode / ethernet unplugged so you dont have to make a microsoft account so they cant create a profile on you to collect your data to sell off & target ads at you (which is obvi totally reversible later if you decide the benefits of having an account outweigh the drawbacks). shit like that, plus the loads of guides out there– many here on tumblr itself– on extensive fucking around in various settings to disable bloatware / preserve privacy / other useful stuff, that can get pretty granular. i think ive even seen Synthia herself reblog posts like that here a couple times, maybe? perhaps try checking relevant-seeming tags from the tagging system in her pinned, or do a blog search for the term 'windows' and see what all there is to find

phew, anyway, jesus christ! sorry this got to be such a long writeup!!! some of this blog's aggregate of resources have been a big help to me, so i wanted to try to pay it forward a little <3 and, Synthia, if you wouldnt mind, tagging the original asker in your response to this anon so that greyr4t is more likely to see all this would be very much appreciated by me!! ty in advance!! thanks also for your careful curation of useful info on this blog, plus the helpful posts and guides youve written here for us yourself 👍🌈

hi anon ! thanks for writing all this up !! lots of great points here - hopefully they help you out @greyr4t ! the airplane mode one is real important too if you care about privacy (and the fact you can't choose to make a local account during installation unless you are disconnected from the internet is awful and yet another dark pattern-type tactic.

i'm glad my blog's been good for you <3 (though i do need to go through and make all the important stuff a bit easier to access at some point)

iirc there's some reblogs on general privacy stuff (probably under one of the REPO tags and like "net privacy" or similar) as well as my own firefox post, and maybe more will happen in the future when i get to them

#Anonymous #DATA_REQUESTS #for greyr4t

[rosaaeles]

hellooo! new follower here! I was wondering if you could tell us what your stances on the The Hunger Games movies are? and thoughts on the new TBOSAS movie announcement? very curious!

hey anon!

my stances on the movies are..... HMMMMM

on one hand, i adore the cinematography of THG and CF. in terms of what is physically happening on screen, the first movie in particular is beautiful and poignant and there are so many scenes i love (e.g the opening scene with seneca and caesar, the cornucopia scene, katniss putting flowers around rue's body, her tracker jacker hallucinations). imo the cinematography is one of the strongest qualities the first two movies have going for them. the last two are generally a disaster and i think thats due to a bigger budget and the fact that they feel like blockbusters - they lack the intimacy of movie 1 so i generally find them more boring visually etc etc.

i also think some of the casting was good! namely josh hutcherson as peeta and elizabeth banks and effie. sam claflin was good as finnick and donald sutherland was a fab snow too imo. (stanley tucci as caesar as well! he nailed the balance between the flamboyancy of the capitol and it's more sinister side.)

movie 1 means a lot to me, and it always will so i watch it often BUT that is not to say it's not without fault.i have a lot of problems with the franchise and so it's hard for me to love the movies as much as i think i could.

i don't like the casting of jlaw, liam hemsworth or woody harrelson. and it's nothing against their acting, tbh. it's more about the fact that i have a serious problem with lionsgate saying that only white ppl could audition for the roles of katniss, gale, and haymitch (and greasy sue too which??? weird). i've said this before but by preventing non-white actors for those roles in particular, the filmmakers depoliticised the story to an extent and missed out on a chance to address the idea of "seam" being a race alongside it being a class (i'm just brushing over this topic rn bc whilst it's something im deeply passionate about, i don't want this to become another essay about THG and race bc lord knows i've bored so many people with my ramblings rip :')

beyond that, i'm not too keen on how many of the book's themes were ignored or glossed over. finnick's SA and the fact that he was forced into prostitution by snow, the capitol's hoarding of resources, the nuances of being a career, the careers in the 74th games planning to torture katniss etc etc. these are just some of the examples that im reeling off the top of my mind, and they're topics that are barely shown in the movies.

what i'm trying to say is that there was an opportunity to make such a beautiful franchise that accurately reflected the books and didn't shy away from the heavier themes or the symbolism in the books, but instead we got movies/marketing that focused on "team gale/team peeta" and "what district would you be in?". it frustrates me immensely bc an opportunity was missed!

okay phew let me catch my breath.

in terms of TBOSAS, i don't trust lionsgate to not fuck it up so i'm just very cautious about it all honestly. i want to believe they'll learn from the mistakes the last movies made and improve on them but we'll just have to wait and see! i'd love for lucy baird and sejanus to be played by non-white actors, i'd love to see a return to visuals reminiscent of the first movie and i'd love for the filmmakers not to shy away from heavier themes! but idk how likely any of these things are so i'm just keeping my fingers crossed!

sorry this got so long, anon! i hope it answered all your questions!

#this got so long why am I like this! #rosa talks ❁ #The Hunger Games #thg meta #❀ rosa replies

[straykats]

okay i sent these to toffee as well, but im collecting book recs so (• ▽ •;)

17, 25, 28, 42, 50, 55, 60, 63, 80, 94 and 135 (；^ω^)

if you thought 4's too many then pHEW AHSJKS IM SO SORRYYY :'D you don't have to answer all tho :]

oh my HAHAHA DON'T APOLOGISEEE i capped myself at four/five or else i would have done what you've done HAHAHA anyways gonna put these utc bc it's very long. i even have footnotes 😭😭 HAHAHA IM SO SORRYYYYY

[ send me book rec asks! ]

17. a book with a yellow cover

given vol.6 by natsuki kizu. idk if manga count. if not, new selected poems 1966-1987 by seamus heaney ... well, the poems are all by him, but it was compilked by.. uh. idk HAHA this was one of the texts for yr12 lit djsfd i wouldn't have picked it off the shelf.

25. a book by your favourite author

28. a book you wish you could read as a beginner again

oh dear me. gonna be sneaky and say the last hours trilogy by cassandra clare even though it's not yet finished idk if i would consider her my favourite author (idk who i would consider my favourite author) bc i really only read the shadowhunter chronicles from her so uh... yes. but the first two books in this trilogy are by far my favourite yet.

not a book, but the pjo/hoo series by rick riordan. i just wanna be whisked away again. also!! the guardians of ga'hoole series by kathryn lasky. i'm not sure if i want to read these 3 series' again because of nostalgia, because i miss those aspects of my childhood (which imo in my head is diff to nostalgia), or because i want to experience being immersed in those worlds again.

42. a book that made you want to scream by the time you got to the end

FRICKEN WHATS IT CALLED chain of iron by cassandra calre. WHY can't everyone just be HAOPPY AHRBJVBSKVS AND THEN [THE THING] HAPPENS AND RFHJFVDS AND THEN IT JUST ENDS??????? okay im normal again. dark rise by c.s.pacat also had me wanting to scream at the end but in a different way to coi. i need the next book for both of these asap pls

50. a book that made you cry a lot

another shadowhunter book rip sorry thats my personality now ig// lord of shadows by cassandra clare. the ending???? bestie boo babes i couldn't read through my tears. also, kingdom of ash by sarah j. maas. oh no and also also house of hades by rick riordan.

55. a book with a satisfying ending *

60. a book you think about at 3am

110% ocean vuong's on earth we're briefly gorgeous. no words. i just. ... yeah.

63. a book that actually made you laugh out loud *

80. a book that reminds you of a loved one*

94. a book about grieving*

135. recommend any book you like!

there is a battle inside my mind right now because i want to recommend entirety of the shadowhunter chronicles HAHA but not the main series (the mortal instruments)** so i will specifically rec the infernal devices and the last hours trilogies (to be read in that order) by cassandra clare! i feel that of all the series in the shadowhunter chronicles, those two trilogies are my favourite. they're set in uh. edwardian times, i think? late 1800s, early 1900s (the cast of TID become parents in TLH, whichrevolves around their children). i have a lot of feelings but i wont ramble bc this is already very long HAHA

i also want to rec SO MANY OTHERS FHDSVDHSHKVBSD oh dear me. on earth we're briefly gorgeous by ocean vuong (the writing is beautiful, idk if you've seen toff or i go on about it) and the left hand of darkness by ursula k. le guin (scifi fantasy (i think fantasy too? idk man); this was also a yr12 lit text AHHA it was a really good read itself, but then when we actualyl sat as a class and discussed all the themes it instantly vbecame one of my favs. i really wanna reread this one soon!!)

*skipped these because nothing came to mind instantly. or five minutes later rip

**okay this is just me trying to explain about the war in my head regarding tsc HAHA also if you're not familair w the books, the shadowhunter chronicles encompasses 5 series that take place at different times // i love the entire series and all the characters and while the mortal instruments isn't my favourite and i wouldn't recommend it, it stil makes for a good read so that you can... like, get the most out of all 5 series/the universe? all 5 series (one of which is unpublished, and another awaiting the final installment) are heavily interlinked and there are little easter egg-y things in the more modern day series (plural?? whats the plural of series) that link back to the trilogies that take place earlier on chronologically (????? idk if that makes sense).

ANYWAYS so while i highly recommend reading the infernal devices and the last hours (and if you're feeling spunky, read ghosts of the shadow market in between the two trilogies) i would recommend reading all 4 currently published series for the full experience HAHAHA oh dear me okay im gonna stop bc im getting too carried away 😭😭

edit: i'd been saying 'the dark artifices' instead of 'the last hours' 😭😭 if i missed one while editting, please know i mean the last hours and at no point in this answer did i intent to mention the dark artifices JAJDNSJJXND

#idek what to say this was so unnecessarily long #especially the last one #im genuinely so sorry and i almost hope u dont read it all AHAHAHAHA #chogiwow #kat plays games #kat answers

[carelessflower]

just a small fic

Alexander stood there, grippig his phone tightly, the black gates shut. He looked around for any neighbours, but there was no other houses?

It was one house on a culdisac surrounded by a blacl gates and marble walls.

He took out his phone, and dialled Isabelle number.

"I think Im at the wrong place." He whispered into the phone, his legs tremberling.

"You are at the house on a culdisac, your at the right place Alec."

"The gates are closed." He heard his sister groan.

"Ring the buzzer."

"What if his father answers?"

"ALEXANDER, god damn, ring the buzzer." She hung up.

He gulped, his hands sweaty, he closed his eyes, as he pressed the buzzer, and waited, he opened one eye, and both.

No answer.

He buzzed again.

No answer.

He was about to buzz again.

"Yes?" He heard Magnus's voice on the other end.

Phew it wasnt the father.

"Its me Alexander."

The gates opened, he walked inside, a large fountain was in the of the driveway, the house was large, he walked on the white gravel, until he got to the black double doors, which opened.

"Hiya Alec, sorry about the wait... I was making brownies." Magnus was in an apron, chocolate and flour covered him. His hair was messy. Alec smiled at the scene as he stepped in.

"Drink?"

"Cola?"

Two large staircases were leading to the upstairs, into two different directions. He followed Magnus to the kitchen, which was open. The countertop wss covered in flour, and batter.

Magnus's house was much larger than theirs and more private.

Magnus gave him the can of cola, as he took out a lemonade.

"Where is your father?"

"He has gone out, but he'll be back in a few minutes. Anyway, I did some of the project, its upstairs, but I need to change." Magnus gave him a smile and took his apron off, he walked to a door, opened it, and closed it behind him.

Alec stood in the middle of the kitchen, alone. He looked around, and saw picture frames of Magnus, and his friends in different countries. One caught his eye. Magnus standing in front of the Eifile Tower in shorts, and a vest, standing next to him was a white, sandy blonde haired male, greenish blue eyes, that looked like the sea. they were smiling, arms around each other.

He has never seen this man before?

"thats my cousin Stanley, he is stuyding at Oxford, he is living with my uncle." Magnus said behind, making him jump.

"He is cute." That came out of nowhere.

"Okay...well lets go upstairs." Magnus grinned, grabbing Alec's hand, and pulling him, as they made their way to the staircase, the front door open, a taller, pale male walked in.

"Dad this is Alexander, we are working on a project, oh I made some brownies." Magnus smiled before going upstairs, Alec followed behind, there was a few more picture frames of Magnus and his dad, one was Magnus with this Stanley, and a few others.

Are all his family good looking?

They go to to the top, long hallways going in different direction with many rooms with closed doors, with another staircase leading to the third floor.

Magnus went upstairs, Alec followed.

How big was this?

They got to third flood, and another steps were leading to the fourth, seven rooms were on this floor. Magnus opened the door, and Alrc noticed how vibrant this room was.

"The toilet is in the en suite. Magnus said, pulling out the folder."

"I did the history part of the castle, but we need to redesign it."

"Thats fine."

"You have a nice house, must get lonely just the two of you."

"Yeah..its creepy though, especailly at night, you should stay over."

"Oh..if your dad doesnt mind, then that is fine."

Magnus nodded, smiled.

"BANE!" A voice shouted from downstairs.

"What?"

"Can you at least clean up in the kitchen." The door slammed.

"I will but not now." Magnus smiled at Alec.

"Sit down."

when will alec meet asmodaddy

#ask #talent anon

[pesterloglog]

Jake English, Roxy Lalonde

Act 6, page 5805-5814

GT: Roxy?

GT: Rox! What is she saying?

GT: Talk to me roxy!!!

GT: Please dont leave me hanging here.

GT: I cant take it i cant bear having two of my closest chums hate me and then having you shut me out on top of that!

TG: ok sheesh jake calm ur microshorts

TG: im here

GT: Ah there you are.

GT: Im sorry for being a pest but i just see jane there pecking away at conversations with you and dirk and it feels like youre all kind of leaving me behind.

TG: no jake nobodys doin that

GT: Ok yeah im probably being paranoid...

GT: But ive done such a bangup job of alienating my other friends.

GT: So youre the only one i can talk to for now.

GT: Wait i havent alienated you yet have i?

TG: nah dont worry we are still humanated

GT: Are you really sure roxy? Are you sure youre not just trying to spare my feelings?

GT: You can be honest with me! If you hate me now too please just say so.

TG: SWEET GUY FIERIS FAT LAUGHING GHOST JAKE

TG: no i dont hate you i promise youre still my bro god dammit!

GT: Ok. Phew!

GT: Then talk to me!

TG: um

TG: about what

GT: I dont know. Anything! What are you talking about with jane?

TG: my drinkin problems

GT: I see.

GT: Would you like to talk about them with me? Maybe i could help!

TG: damn jake

TG: like

TG: that is cool and appreciated in theory?

TG: but this is some kinda heavy shit 4 me

TG: i rly dunno if i can do double duty on my alcoholism with you and jane simultaneously

GT: Oh. Yeah thats probably not the best way to go.

TG: yes prolly not

GT: Sooo then. What else is there we can chew the old fat about?

GT: Really bond over together in an emotionally fulfilling manner?

TG: dag you are an extra silly guy

GT: Well??

TG: dunno j why dont u tell me what youre thinkin an we go from there

GT: Alright.

GT: So. That sure was a doozy of a kiss you gave dirk there huh?

TG: LOL fuck

TG: yeaaaahhh

GT: How was it?

TG: it was

TG: uuuummmmm

GT: Go on!

TG: it was fuckin INAPPROPRIATE!!!!!

TG: and yet

TG: and yet.........

TG: omg it was so choice

TG: but wrong!

TG: wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong

GT: I dont know. It seemed innocent enough to me.

GT: What was so wrong about it?

TG: a whole host of things...

TG: not sure in how much detail i wanna spell out why exactly it wasnt cool

TG: but like

TG: jake ur a pretty simple guy and i mean that as <3ways as possible

TG: it just wasnt right

GT: No disagreement there. But like i said im here to talk about whatever you feel like.

TG: ok see this is just another embarrassing thing from my past

TG: when i was more out of control

TG: with dirk i was just

TG: waaay too aggressive

TG: i hassled him all the time

TG: pretty much every day just like he said

TG: about

TG: me and him

TG: like

TG: GETTING MARRIED AND HAVING BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!

TG: U KNO LAST MALE & FEMALE ON EARTH OOH HES A HUNK! IS DREAMZ COME TRU TIME 4 REPOPULATE!!!

TG: yeah

TG: so not cool lookin back on it

TG: and i had no excuse i always knew he was just

TG: SUCH a gay dude

TG: and i guess maybe hitting on a guy who dont like girls once or twice maybe is alright or even flattering but after so long it was probably just pissing him off or messing with his head or something

TG: it def wasnt what he wanted to hear from a friend

TG: let alone day in and day out through garbled drunktexts

TG: so when i fuckin harassed him into kissin me...

TG: it just brought back some low rent shit i thought we put behind us

TG: just another way i completely humiliated myself in front of him

GT: So is that why you cant talk to him now?

TG: mmmmmmmm hmmmmmmm

GT: I certainly have no trouble relating to that.

TG: yep

TG: i dont even know why really

TG: hes like taciturn to the max about everything

TG: but theres somethin about him

TG: that just makes it hurt to feel like you let him down

GT: You really love him dont you?

TG: siiigh

TG: yeah jake i guess

TG: the answer is

TG: a categorical unapologetic fucking 'yeah'

TG: but

TG: i dont think that was much a secret

TG: and the fact that it was so LOUDLY not a secret exemplified my stupidity on the matter

GT: Its fair to say i never came close to feeling as strongly about him as you.

GT: I envy you actually. Ive actually worried at times that i just wasnt capable of feeling that way about anyone.

GT: And maybe thats why i was just meant to be alone.

TG: ehh you aint missin much

TG: love is a brutal shitninja w/ turds 4 nunchucks

TG: be grateful that stank ass motherfuckers flippin out nowhere near you

GT: I noticed you nearly slipped that wedding ring on his finger!

TG: oh GOD

TG: that ring

GT: You almost scooped my boyfriend out from under me in one fell proposal.

TG: oh DID i

TG: from under u eh? ;)

GT: Wait. No i mean...

TG: ;););););) wonks 4 eternity

GT: WHOA NOW WAIT A MINUTE!

TG: easy dude just messin

GT: Oh.

GT: Ha ha ok.

TG: man

TG: that ring tho

TG: what happened to it do you remember?

GT: Not really.

TG: god damn it

TG: must of lost it when i was a FUCKING trickster

TG: sflkjfslkfj

TG: *shakes fist @ all trxstrs*

GT: Did you need it for something?

TG: need it?

TG: not really

TG: i just really liked that ring

TG: kinda spoke to me in a way

TG: hehe

TG: want to know something lame?

GT: Yes.

TG: the moment i first saw that ring

TG: i was like in my head

TG: thinkin

TG: some day i want to give that ring to the person i marry

TG: whoever that is

GT: Daw.

GT: Thats not lame thats nice.

TG: nah its pretty lame but w/e

TG: shows what sorta one track mind i got

TG: god i am obsessed with findin somebody to kiss arent i

TG: it is rly quite pathetic

TG: although the funny thing is the ring turns you invisible

TG: which might be my subconscious telling me something about my lovelife

TG: like i find a guy of my dreams

TG: slip it on his finger

TG: and POOF he disappears!

TG: bye bye hubby

TG: o well dont matter

TG: the ring is gone

TG: and with it so too

TG: are my lame, lame dreams ;(

#homestuck #jake english #roxy lalonde #homestuck act 6 #page 5805 #page 5806 #page 5807 #page 5808 #page 5809 #page 5810 #page 5811 #page 5812 #page 5813 #page 5814 #homestuck act 6 act 5 #homestuck act 6 act 5 act 1 x2

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DID YOU LIKE MY COUNTDOWN!? That was fun! I had fun. That was actually more fun than I thought it would be! There were too many good posts to name. It was very fun reading all your comments and theories.  Though side note: animal anon has no problem with people joining her BUT it must be animals and it must not mess with my countdown. No statues! Animal anon does animals, not statues. Side side note: can someone settle the debate of if that emoji is a hedgehog or a porcupine? Because I have no idea. Side note side note side note: sorry if you got multiple asks in a day...my system isn't perfected yet so sometimes I send two (or three) because I forgot I sent one and didn't want to accidently miss anyone (also sorry if i did miss you, still perfecting the system, no one has been animal anon blacklisted, i promise!)

Anyway, GUESS WHAT TODAY IS!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 It's been one year since I started animal anon! How exciting is that?! Phew, what a year we've had together! I mean what better way to start this second year than some chaos since that's how animal anon started to begin with! I will admit, it was slightly stressful coming up with something to meet the occasion of this event. I hope the countdown and this post live up to it. No, I'm not going to reveal myself just yet.. maybe that will be for year 2...😏😏. BUT I will give you some fun facts about me! So let's see; first, I'm from the Midwest (so not Canadian, but close so I do have a slight accent), but I currently live in the TriState area. Second, I am a MASSIVE theater nerd. No, seriously I have been to 21 shows since Broadway reopened in September and I'm actually going to my 22nd tonight. I don't know if this makes that fact better or worse, but I've really only been to about 12 different show because out of those 22, 10 of those are one specific show. Third, I am fluent in German and English. Though, I suck at writing in German, I never learned how to, so don't ask me to do that please. Fourth, my favorite color is red, so you can guess my favorite Taylor album (and coincidently also the show I've been to see 10 times on Broadway...). Fifth, I love to talk A LOT if you couldn't tell by the essays I send yall. And lastly, I can also confirm I am not Taylor...but I will say that I do share something very important with her... tell me your guesses down below as to what very important thing you think Taylor and I have in common, and I'll send some extra animals to whomever I see gets it right first!

So contuining on with my dissertation here, this week I have been trying to figure out a prompt to live up to this occasion. As I already mentioned, my system isn't perfect! And I've been thinking a lot about community lately and how that's been lacking for so many because of Covid. So what I want yall to do is if you get this dissertation of mine, please send a message, post, anon, whatever you want to at least 1 other blog (though you can do more), telling them something you like about them and giving them an animal emoji! That way we can keep spreading the love all day long to as many as possible! 🥰

As always, you are all brilliant, kind, worthy, beautiful and as this past week has shown, hilarious and unique human beings. No seriously, some of your posts had me kneeling over in laughter. If you would so like, you can tag #animalanon so I and everyone can read all your lovely posts! IM STARTING EARLY TODAY SO WE CAN PARTY ALL DAY LONG BECAUSE I LOVE YALL SO MUCH 🎊 🦥🦁🐯

omg i'm so insanely late on answering this but happy one year of animal anon!! thank you for sending the asks to me even i'm mildly terrible at answering them <3 luv u

#asks #asking you this* #anonymous

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hiiiiiiiii dkfhjdhf sorry, i know i went missing for a long af while and now im basically spamming you BUT i watched Fire Island tonight

what a great fucking movie, recommended it to everyone I know now, it was fantastic and I loved how they managed to incorporate a letter into the storyline, and Noah, I really feel for him and love him as a character and would love to be friends with him, Will was amazing, I laughed so much at his dancing lmao I loved Charlie, he really does give the perfect Bingley vibes, and Howie, damn, I adore him, seriously, and that scene at the end where they see the older queer couple dancing in the pier ahhhhh I loved it so fucking much, but most of all the thing that really filled my heart with happiness was seeing the queer community and found family in the movie, that's something I want for myself, to live with people who really understand, being in the closet is exhausting, and while I'm out to a lot of people there's even more people from whom I have to hide myself, I'm not ready to come out either but I just hope that when I do I can find something like what they have :'3

-M<3

FIRE ISLAND FUCK YEA[answering posts in reverse order cuz the tumblr keeps glitching and my drafts dont get saved;-;] also for some reason i didnt realize fire island was like. a real place. anyway <3

i really really loved that they incorporated a letter into the storyline it really cemented the pride and prejudice inspo . on that topic have you seen the lizzie bennet series?? its a youtube web series and it was so good like p&p works always slap

back to fire island , i really loved seeing the entire film consist of queer ppl and noah's narrations , and also the hierarchy that exists within the queer community[also help i screamed when the ppl at the "highest" were mostly white/abled/attractive like fire island was written really well huh]

the narrative structure of it happening on the days of the week was so pleasing for some reason but really that much did happen in 7 days?? phew

will. i cannot. so heres the thing right, i knew conrad ricamora from htagwm and i thought he was a pretty cool actor. but he was so much hotter in this movie???? like when he said"okay. you win" I BLUSHED SO HARD😳😳

i really liked the way the movie portrayed that while some queer things are universal its still a vastly different experience for everyone and like. yea

noah was such a fun main character like the way he was pretty nice at the start but then is immediately bitchy™ the moment he finds out that will looks down on them ["he is not hot enough to be that annoying" (my first thought was will thinks that noah is hot?? lmaoo)]

AND YES being closeted or partly closeted can feel so isolating and exhausting ,being around queer ppl is so ahhh it just makes me feel safer and makes my heart feel fuller somehow. the old queer couple dancing was (at least in my opinion) one of the most important scenes cuz!! i feel like a lot of queer ppl dont really see the future as a concrete thing(ik its a general thing also but its different from a queer perspective )!!! and just maybe in the future we'll be dancing in the sunset!!!

p.s. i really truly hope with all my heart that the future you want becomes true. you deserve it

#m for mwah! and mwah! and mwah

[perenial]

alright i have tremendous respect for your taste and insight so please hear this question with the uptmost love and curiousity: what do you see in the boys in the band??? my girlfriend and i watched it and couldn't stop "aaahhhing" at the weird homophobia and self hatred vibes of it all. like.... were we being dismissive in that analysis? it felt like a weird sad cringey movie but maybe that was too reductive of a vision? i am genuinely very interested in your pov of the film bc i wanted so badly to like it and just. could not.

ksjfhskfgsd okay first of all thank u for saying u respect my taste bc i have none

and secondly i think the reason why i like it so much (and i literally only finished watching it half an hour ago) has to do with where i am in life and what i’m doing right now? my phd thesis is on non-binary identity but in doing research for that i’ve looked into a lot of queer history more broadly, and in the past week or so i’ve had a special focus on the stonewall era and constructs of gender & sexuality around the 60s in america. i read susan sontag’s notes on camp two weeks ago and while i don’t agree with parts of it (camp is so political susan what in the fuck were u talking about), it’s definitely given me an insight into the capital-a Affect of the time: this was the wild west of being gay and there was no blueprint to base urself and ur projected future on but Live Fast Die Young Leave a Pretty Corpse. there was no benefit of hindsight, no material history u could draw on and learn from, nothing set in stone that could demonstrate how to be gay in a way that meant u were going to be happy and accepted and successful. for some that was freeing to live off the grid, but for a lot it was just fucking alienating and lonely and horrible.

tbitb is one of the first major works of theatre that took a messy snapshot of that time and put it on stage without smoothing out its edges. there’s a larger discussion to be had here about how modern (i.e. 2010-onwards) gay media has this habit of sanitising queer experiences in order to make them palatable to cishet audiences, and i think that push to make gay media more bright & shiny emerged from the image that tbitb presented. in fairness, tbitb isn’t for everyone, just like other broadway shows or movies or tv or books aren’t. there are aspects of it i don’t like and parts that i think are not explored to their full extent or given the narrative weight they warranted; for example, bernard & emory had stories intersecting with discussions on race and class that mart crowley either didn’t have the time or motivation to explore, and the play & film(s) are less rich for not having paid credence to that. 

the point is it’s a piece of media produced at a very specific time in history, commenting directly on a group of people who had yet to have such popularity in the way they eventually had, and as someone diving down the many rabbit holes of queer history rn it provides a v cool way of engaging with a slice of that history

#replies.txt #PHEW that got long im sorry if u were just looking for a simple answer #bc like a lot of queer stuff there just. isn't a simple answer to these things #is it good rep? bad rep? contextually appropriate rep? yes and no and maybe and who knows #i see it as someone picking up the phone in the 60s and calling me in the 2020s to say that they know where i've come from and that they lo #*they love me #and that's all history really is at the end of the day #Anonymous