my friends send me this every time i talk about johnny cage
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Sundays are for pestering your parents 😇
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This came for me today. This is why my best friend is my best friend.
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Your f/os love you, even when you relapse. Every time you might relapse.
They understand that healing is not linear. They know that all the progress you’ve made means more than anything. They know that there’s always a reason for a relapse.
They’re not going to stop loving you because of something like this. They could never leave you behind in a time like this.
[pls read my dni before interacting]
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i be in the gc like "hregory gouse" n these mfs r like Fuck yeahj
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Dead ass kissed my phone while texting this girl just cuz I got so excited
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Does this mean I'm famous? Have I finally made it? It only took 49 days for a bot to flirt with me? Is that bad or good? Am I blessed or cursed? Can I send back a picture of big chungus or does that count as me signing myself up to their service? Do I ignore them and block them or can i send them a bugs bunny smear frame, guys please answer asap
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Guys no please the crows following me around are not warning me of my imminent death!! We’re just hanging out they’re just chill like that!!
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A person can hide so much pain and sadness behind a smile. Be nice to everyone friends. You never know what demons a person is struggling with inside. ❤️
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This is such a queer thing, but does it bother anyone else when your immediate family tries to say “you have so many family members that love you!” when you have to hide all your pride merch, and go by your deadname, and lie about your partner being the opposite gender, around said family. If they loved me, I wouldn’t have to do that.
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HAHA i make them do weird stuff sometimes
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so many people claim to want to fuck old men even though they never actually would but you are really out there every day <3
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I think my worst trait is that I think I’m hilarious and I enforce that on my coworkers the entire time we’re stuck in our office.
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Me logging onto bbrae book club to tell the troops something that has nothing to do with bbrae or book club
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