#Our perfect man

[bizarrelittlemew]

Our Flag Means Death 2x5 | Stede listening to Ed's fishing story 🥹

#ofmd #ofmd s2 #ofmd s2 spoilers #our flag means death #ofmdedit #ofmdsource #ofmd gifs #ida.stuff #ofmd 2x5 #they're both so fucking adorable here i can't take it #stede just being perfect boyfriend material adoring his man's silly story #help me #stede bonnet #edward teach

[hirayaea]

mc, what have you done

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once again I return to spending my time thinking about why xavier does the things he does

one of the consistent things about him is that he does things / tries new things out / buys things as long as mc even gives a hint that it will make her happy, because that’s just how much he loves her

and now I ask myself, why is he so obsessed with the kitchen, where did this desire to cook even begin

aaand I think found it

now we don’t know the chronological timeline of any of the tender moments but after re-listening I am convinced (until proven otherwise) that this is the starting point of xavier’s destructive kitchen journey

the thing is, after he says this, mc doesn’t make a comment about his kitchen skills at all… which I interpreted as — maybe she doesn’t know yet?

but now that she’s planted the idea in his head… well… she’s about to find out hahaha 😂

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source: tender moments - heartfelt code

#xavier always trying to be the man you want #this card has other funny moments because he’s trying SO HARD to fit into MC’s perfect boyfriend list #my guiding star #our little planet #love and deepspace #love and deepspace xavier #xavier

[bolly--quinn]

he’s kinda ... *twirls hair* 🥺

#rick and morty #rick sanchez #rick prime #rick and morty fanart #rick and morty season 6 #fan art #art #amramart #i never really like our main rick but these other ricks ??? i eat em up #rick prime and simple rick tied for my faves actually #put them together and they're my perfect man

[jaypentaghast]

roach practice

#he is my perfect beautiful house husband your honor #who runs an underground top surgery clinic and bakery #can we babygirlify him too please? #i know he's not an old man but he's cute and unhinged he's perfect for it #also he's not that hard to draw #i'm just extremely out of practise #ofmd #our flag means death #roach #roach ofmd #samba schutte #ofmd fanart #fanart #digital art #i don't have an art tag lets make one up #jaypentaghart #idk #mine

[ohgeesoap]

#simon ghost riley #simon riley #cod mw #cod mwiii #modern warfare iii #simon riley actual funniest man alive #price almost died and simon said this is the perfect opportunity for me to tell him he's ugly #we laugh at our own jokes in this house #mwiii spoilers

[edsbacktattoo]

it’s always “the chain” this and “high on a rocky ledge” that. WHAT ABOUT PERFECT DAY, HUH!!! ‘you made me forget myself. i thought i was someone else. someone good’??? and it starts right as the sun is coming up and the sky is purple? what the fuck. what do you mean. jesus christ i need to lie down

#i was just listening to it on the drive to work and man. GOD #the way that episode 9 was effectively Ed’s perfect day ya know #he doesn’t have to be blackbeard anymore. and he’s with stede #he can just be ed and they were going to run away together #and then #AND THEN!!!!!!!! #catastrophe #i’m having a mild meltdown #good lord #ofmd #our flag means death

[witch-hazels-musings]

Why would Diluc recognize your footsteps??

Because he's terrified.

He's memorized so much about you. Your habits and when you need your focus, your tone of voice that tells him when you need his full attention or your putting on airs, the rhythm of your breathing when you're asleep so he knows when to hold your hand during a nightmare

He knows the sounds of your footsteps and the words they tell him are as loud as the beating heart in his chest.

He knows these all so well because every morning when he wakes up, for a split second he thinks you're gone. Terrified and unsteady, it's only when he sees you that he can breathe again.

He knows your footsteps because the sound brings him unbelievable comfort, and reminds him that his heart alive, beating, and is wandering through the halls of the Dawn Winery

#got a comment on my last post about “diluc knowing our footsteps” and had to explain why #i just #hes the perfect man #hes got flaws of course and he would be a challenge to love at times #but ill take it on #to be loved by him is like jumping into an endless flame #and ill dive head first for him

[binnabunny]

Nothing confuses me more than Derek Rio Suarez slander

#our life beginning and always #derek suarez #like he’s literally the perfect man #you gotta be crazy for him to be your least favorite

[hantii]

Fuckk dude

I love trans guys who become large, muscular, bearded men

I love trans guys who wear knitted cardigans and have stubble on their chins and callous on their fingers

I love trans guys who wear short shorts and accentuate their tiny waists

I love trans guys who look more manly than most cis men

I love trans guys who look more feminine than most women

I love trans guys who conform and don’t conform to masculinity, who are their own men, who define their manhood by who they are, not what people tell them that they are. I love trans guys who embrace masculinity and thrive with dramatic physical transformations. I love trans guys who love the femininity of their bodies.

Trans guys don’t conform to neat little categories and a gender framework made up by western culture. Trans guys are diverse and beautiful and wonderful and all of them should be celebrated as the men that they are.

#i was deeply scarred by kalvin garrah okay #i spent years trying to be a woman because i wanst the ‘right’ sort of man to assert his place in the world despite the body he was born in #conversely #i spent years wishing i was a woman because misandry in the queer community has made it a hostile place for some queer men #and i just think #that we deserve to exist in our own right #with the support of our labels and the freedom of shunning the constraints of linguistics #that masculinity and femininity are equally valuabe #eautiful #gentle #and strong #and perfect in all their variations and cominations #ftm #ftnb #transmasc #trans man #mlm #t4t

[novelconcepts]

Slowing an audiobook from my usual 1.5x speed (anything slower USUALLY sounds like molasses to my ears) happens for two voices and two voices only:

Neil Gaiman and Tatiana Maslany

#neil gaiman #because the man has a near perfect voice and it just sounds wrong sped up #tatiana maslany #because in this house we respect every vocal nuance of our original clone queen #jk—genuinely there are some audio narrators I love with my whole heart and constantly listen to at my usual speed. #most people sound totally natural to my ears sped up #but for whatever reason these two need to be leveled out #probably because I grew accustomed to their voices long before I trained my brain to 1.5 things #totally weird to think about how brains work #anyway! rereading hunger games via tat’s audio is gonna be a RIDE I’m very excited

[uncanny-tranny]

How do I know if I'm bi?

So this might not be a helpful answer, but it is my genuine thought, and I want to be honest: You know you're bi if you find comfort, or happiness, or understanding of yourself in that label. It's not necessarily about split attraction to multiple genders.

Yes, bisexual people will often be attracted to more than one gender (not just man and woman, either! Many bisexual people aren't attracted to both binary genders because bisexuality is yet another complex and nuanced component of human sexuality, which in itself is inherently complex). Yes, many bisexual people express those attractions, and yes, many bisexual people share things in common. But frankly, not every bisexual is going to have similar experiences or thoughts or expressions of sexuality. My bisexuality is going to look different than yours might because I am a different human being. As such, I think it's less helpful to say "to be bisexual, you need to have these experiences," but it's more helpful to say, "if you find comfort in the bisexual label, use it"

The worst that happens with sexuality labels is you find one that matches better. I used to use the label pansexual when I was younger - the worst thing that happened was I stopped using it a year later when I felt it didn't accurately describe my feelings anymore.

If you suspect you're bi, there's likely a reason for that, and there's nothing wrong with you investigating that further. However, I don't want you to feel like you need to Prove Yourself to even use language that accurately describes your sexuality or sense of sexuality - no matter if that language is as simple as saying you're bisexual or not. Sexuality is an important aspect of identity for many folks, and you deserve the opportunity to make it as important or inconsequential as you want. Nobody is going to throw you in jail for not being bisexual or queer "enough." There's no law that says you have to have a 50/50 split attraction to binary men and women only to be bi. There's no bisexual card we hand out to you, saying you've been vetted as Bi Enough.

#ask #anon #bi #bisexual #lgbt #lgbtq #like my sense of sexuality is very convoluted and i still use bi because it's the closest i've got and that's FINE #if i was a bit younger i might have used a label like abro but i *personally* don't have any attachment or care for it being used for me #and that's fine!!! there can be two similar people in terms of sexuality who use COMPLETELY different language and labels #just like a person like me (trans man) could be on hormones and use he/him and masculine language and 'only' call themself a butch #(quotes around the word only because butch isn't a secondary identity compared to an identity like mine) #that's the beauty about language and our conceptualizions of ourselves! #we want to be understood and we cobble that together in as best a way as possible #language is naturally limiting because our feelings and thoughts are too deep for it i think #there is only so much we can do to be understood. so we do our best #what i want you to do is do your best. it's not about being Perfect in how you describe yourself. that's not the point!!! #there are things about myself that will mever be described by language and that's good i think #i think that's the same for most people. we are too complex and we should learn to find beauty and celebration in that

[larphis]

#i think the most important thing I had to learn was that I don’t actually hate rom-coms #i hate bland romances that are based on nothing other than ‘pretty woman meets pretty man’ #and these shows are literally perfect in the way they approach romance and just humans in general #ted lasso #what we do in the shadows #wwdits #the good place #fleabag #good omens #our flag means death #ofmd #tvshows #memes #meme #relatable #me #romcoms

[unhingedpirates]

The only thing I don't like about MerStede is that we can't see Rhys' great legs. That's a crime.

#one of the few full-body shots of this man and his legs are covered by his tail 😔 #ofmd #ofmd 2 #our flag means death #merstede #rhys darby #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd s2e3 #(i still wouldn't change merstede for anything. he's perfect)

[p4nishers]

oh my god the reunion scene is exactly what i expected sorry guys this is a romcom it was always gonna be awkward and absolutely random rip to everyone w their dramatic hcs but at the end of the day they're middle aged men experiencing their first real love™ they're gonna act like 6 graders w a crush who r too shy to talk to each other

#no no this is hilarious ive been laughing for minutes now #its perfect god the 'hi 😐' from ed HE'S SO TEENAGE GIRL GOING THRU HER FIRST BREAKUP I LITERALLY CANNOT #if there isn't a scene where another character has to act like a 'messanger' for them bc ed won't talk to stede like a girl mad at her bf #for saying a literal word to another girl im gonna be VERY disappointed #listen i played that role too much for a lifetime 5-6th grade was hard man esp for me as aroace who watched everyone like 'wtf r yall doing' #ofmd #our flags mean death #ofmd s2 #stede bonnet #edward teach #gentlebeard

[bakugoyelling]

Giyuu got me the skeleton cinnamoroll plushie! heheh, isn’t he the best >3< ♡ he’s def getting smooches for this!!

this perfect piece of art was done by my pal @chuuie-moon if you’re able to, please commission them!! it’s so worth it!

#it came out so perfect!! and he’s got a halloween sweater looking all good!! #he truly is so boyfriend! #do you see his face? #like…i think he loves me 🥹 #we’re gonna make out 🥹 #thank you again crimson!! you draw our man so well <3 #🍰ss stuff #☁️kny #💗giyuu

[bigturtl]

top secret by girls' generation . mp3

#ds9 #never enough our man bashir fanart #julian + garak (+ worf) in suits was such a serve #and sisko's ............HA! is absolutely legendary. perfect television