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dustydingo · 4 years
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I was asked to explain the lore of every. Single. Legendary Pokémon and me; being obsessed with this my entire life must deliver, this will unfortunately be in parts because tumblr is dumb and has a 10 photo limit
This is just from memory so I might miss some things
These are in Pokédex order
SO
These three:
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Articuno, zapdos and moltres. These practically just are the lords of their respective type, ice, electricity, and fire.
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Mewtwo is man-made from the DNA of Mew (below), it is said to be the strongest Pokémon ever. And once it was created, it destroyed its creators and fled, and since then it has been angry at mankind
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Mew is supposedly “the first Pokémon” and it can learn practically every known move and take on the form of every known Pokémon, it’s dna was used to create mewtwo. And they saw mewtwo in the flesh before mew was seen in the flesh, which is why I’m guessing mewtwo is in the pokedex before mew
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Raikou, Suicune and Entei. They were revived from the three Pokémon that died in the burning of the Brass tower by Ho-Oh, after being rejected by the townspeople they disappeared.
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Lugia is practically the god of the sea, wind and rain. And it is said to bless people with the wind and rain if they please it
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Ho-Oh is known as the rainbow Pokémon. After reviving the three Pokémon that burned in the brass tower as a blessing to the townspeople, seeing that the humans reacted with fear and violence, it lost its faith in humanity and disappeared. It is said it’ll only show itself to a trainer with a heart of gold and a soul of silver
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monsters1987 · 5 years
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Bible Card Game Animo, infringing on Pokémon Trading Card Game, Disney, and Wizards Of The Coast potential property
Okay so let me start from the top
Over the past month, I have been getting advertisements in my news feed for a new card game called Animo: Living Deck Bible Verse.  This card game is a Christian based card game that has Animal monster like characters displayed on cards, that kind of felt like Pokémon cards as some character designs mirror Pokémon character designs.  After dealing with the months worth of annoying advertisement in my newsfeed, and behold this card game is on battle grounds for many major potential lawsuits from not only Pokémon and Disney but also from Wizards of the Coast and Hasbro.  Also I am posting this, because I want to make sure that I am not the only one that sees big major flaws in Animos card game design and flaws.  I have showed my daughter the cards online and other component's to the Animo game, she and other children have said that they look like Pokémon cards.
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The Pokémon side to this game
1. First off starting with the logo designs for both company's using same color scheme of Yellow and Blue. Both fonts are not the same fonts, but font layout kind of looks the same, as the letters overlap each other, in an almost same style manner.
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2. The game mat is a direct copy of the Pokémon Trading Card games layout, but with Animo logo and a few other features.
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3. The card set up like Monster cards also include evolution like cards , Energy look alike cards, and story cards that mimic trainer cards.  Also some of the tokens used in the game mimic the Pokémon trading card games tokens.
Animos:
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Pokemons:
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4. A bit of the character design maybe over 20+ cards closely resemble a lot of Pokémon characters, when putting them side by side.  People at the company do character design, but have children as well design cards. When you have children designing the cards, they will try to make them look like Pokémon, or the adult artists with no creative background will make look a like characters that mimic Pokémon.  Not all that I have compared may look similar, but will have similar features.
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Link to fully see https://imagizer.imageshack.com/img922/3817/Z3Kflh.jpg
5. One character design is Klench looking very close to Mewtwo.  
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6. Creators made a statement on there website stating that there children became obsessed with a certain card game and with out hinting that it is Pokémon.   But lets be honest that it is Pokémon they are talking about, and I highly doubt they would be playing Yu-Gi-Oh or Magic The Gathering.
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link if you cant read it https://imagizer.imageshack.com/img924/5/gfYJYL.jpg
7. Creators of the Animo Card game really had no creativity when making there knock off version of the PTCG, and never thought how they may someday handle a few potential lawsuits from companies like Pokémon, Disney, WOTC, and Hasbro.
8. This company basically believes that all of the work they do is of there own creativity and doing, and that God Will protect there game, and punish those that are against it.  Also I am not angry or sad according to the person with the cat they are using for a profile pic.  I was just telling them in a post that I had deleted, that Animo is not original and has a lot of copyright issues.  There is nothing wrong with pointing out another games flaws.
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9.  This company started a Kick Starter to help fund the Animo Project, the project raised over $15,572 and had 233 backers pledging to help bring this project to life. So I think that was there first fund for the game.  Kickstarter has a link about how they can remove a Kickstarter projects, if they are in breach of copyright of using others intellect property.
Copyright and DMCA Policy pages for Kickstarter
https://www.kickstarter.com/help/copyright
I have sent a few e-mails regarding to the large amounts of plagiarism and copyright infringement to the Pokémon company, that Animo bible cards are basically copying off there set up.  After doing research on other card game set up between Magic the Gathering, Yu-Gi-Oh and other trading card games layouts. None of the other card game layouts mimic the Pokémon's Trading Card games layout, or how the cards need to be set up in order to play the game.  This Animo card game decided to mimic Pokémon's card gaming layout style instead of coming up with something originally there's.
My Email asking someone at Pokémon about starting a new card game, questions of my own with typos.
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The Respond that I had gotten back from Pokémon, about making a game look like its card game
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The Pokémon Company International legal team email
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Disney issues
1. This card game has a few card games in the game that mimic Star Wars looking like monster characters.  The characters are dressed up in Star Wars like getup.  Also the names of these characters are Obeywan, Tadawan, and I am sure the Obeywan name may not settle well with Disney.
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2. The backgrounds of some of the cards display background photos from some of the Star Wars movies that are episodes 4-6 I believe. I would not know because I am not a star wars fan or have not seen the films.  So basically there character drawings are placed in center on the front of snapshots of the star wars films who are now owned by Disney.
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3.  They are also selling merchandise with there Star Wars like characters on there website.
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My final thought on the issue with Disney copyright infringement.
I know for a fact that Disney is very protective of its property and have gone after many people with lawsuits and C&D or Cease and Desist letters for infringing on its property.  Disney does have options to license stuff they own, but I have no doubt that the Animo card creators did not even contact Disney to license its products for fair use of its products and property, because it is expensive to do so.  I also don't think Disney would even grant this card game permission to use so images within the cards, because Animo is not owned by Disney and would not be protected by Disney for using its images.  After reading up on many Disney lawsuits, I kind of seen what they may do or how they would approach a lawsuit.  I did contact Disney about this card game infringing on there property when they should not be doing so, because of how harsh Disney is with people who steel there property.
Disney Lawsuits
One lawsuit happened back in 2008, when Disney had gone after a party company in Florida, who were advertising birthday party like deals, using fake look alike Tigger and Eeyore costumes.  The couple had bought the fake costumes off of eBay from some seller out of Peru, down in South America. Disney had sent this couple a C&D letter from its legal team, and told them to send the knock off costumes to Disney for them to properly dispose of the costumes.  The couple refused to do so, and sent the costume back to Peru for a complete refund of $500 dollars.  After the couple failed to work with Disney, they were then sued by Disney for $1 million dollars for not complying with Disney's C&D notice.
The fake costumes
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The costume lawsuit
https://www.disneyorama.com/2008/07/disney-sues-family-business/
Since Disney has obtained Lucasfilm's and the Star Wars franchise, Disney has been cracking down hard on people who infringe on the property they now own.
Lucas Films before Disney has also sued people for copyright and infringing when selling knockoff fake star wars merchandise.
Article about lawsuits Lucas Film and Disney had thrown at people or were involved
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/films/2016/10/18/star-wars-lawsuits-who-has-lucasfilm-sued-and-why/
Disney's link to report copyright claims
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Wizards of the Coast and Hasbro's potential involvement
After find out more on copyright relating to game play that led me to looking of Wizards of the Coast information.
ghash4 A user from https://boardgamegeek.com/article/21300188#21300188 Posted this in which I will quote.
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I did some preliminary research with a patent attorney and posted here is a summery of his response. The outlook is grim. Anyone have any advice about how to avoid some of the pitfalls. If you have already published a card game with expansions and customizable decks I would love to grill you about these legal issues. Thanks for all your advice over the years BGG.[
"After extensive research regarding the Wizards of the
Coast (“Wizards”) patent and how other trading card games (“TCG’s”) are able to operate in the
marketplace, we have prepared the following."
"A TCG which employs any of these methods requires a license or risks infringing
Wizards’ patent."
"Further, slight modifications between the rules of Magic and your game could still infringe Wizards’ patent under a legal theory known as the Doctrine of Equivalents. The Doctrine of Equivalents expands a patent’s protection beyond the literal scope of the claims to also encompass “equivalent” inventions.  In other words, Wizards’ patent may apply to other TCG’s that use a modified version of the rules for Magic, thus requiring a license from Wizards just the same."
"Research has found that companies are paying Wizards a licensing fee and those who fail to do
so have paid for it – probably at a premium – in legal fees.  Nintendo appears to be one actor
who was forced to pay a hefty settlement to Wizard for violating its patent.
Wizards also appear to be an aggressive and effective enforcer of its patent rights.  Initially,
Wizards’ and Nintendo had a licensing agreement regarding the Pokémon TCG.  However, the
day after that license agreement expired, Wizard’s filed suit for patent infringement."
"Wizards’ litigiousness only seems to have expanded since being acquired by Hasbro.  One article
in particular, The Game Player: Barry Nagler Makes His Mark Protecting Hasbro From Enemy
Infringers, describes Hasbro’s attorney, Barry Nagler, as an aggressive enforcer of his
company’s intellectual property portfolio.  One instance detailed in this article deserves mention
for the purposes of this discussion:
In the process of enforcing Hasbro's IP rights, Nagler has angered some in the software
industry and online community who feel his company has been overly aggressive. Critics,
for instance, often point to a recent case in which Hasbro threatened to sue a mother who had obtained the domain name www.dinobot.org for her son. Apparently, Dinobot was
her son's net nickname. Unfortunately for the kid, it also was a Hasbro trademark.
Nagler understands the critics' concerns, but believes it isn't his job to be a nice guy.
"There are some circumstances where we are perceived to be overly aggressive, and we
are conscious of that," Nagler says. "But at the end of the day, I've got to do what is right
for my company."
"Konami holds their own TCG device and method patent (Patent # 6,398,651).  Basically,
Konami was able to show that their TCG improved upon the Wizards patent because Konami’s
version is more easily understood by children in addition to other innovations related to playing a
TCG on digital media.  In doing so, Konami received the exclusive right to market their Yu-Gi-Oh
TCG in a method considered to be simpler than that found in Magic.  Nonetheless, Konami is
still probably paying Wizards a license fee because, often, improvement patents need a license
from the underlying invention or method to practice their improvement."
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It is very well possible since this card game seemed like it was poorly planned, that I don't think they have even contacted WOTC and talk about layout design or pay for a license for it or something.
Wizards Of The Coast Legal team for reporting
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Last and final thought on this new card games issues of theft and lack of creativity, that billion dollar corporations love.
The creators of the card game are not being careful when it comes to game design, and have no original ideas really.  If Disney and Pokémon Do slap C&D letters telling them to get rid of its merchandise,  Animo will then have to send all the boxed cards or products they still have or have not sold in order for Disney and the Pokémon Company to destroy, which is basically everything they have.  What ever Animo had sold, the will have to pay both company's money for what was sold, and then the potential lawsuit for infringing and copyrighting on its ideas and property.
I know people hate others who report other company's of infringement and plagiarism. But as a graphic designer, I have learned in school about copyright issues and how it is wrong to copy from other people, and also my class had talked heavily on Disney in general, about how strict they are and how to avoid issues with Disney.  After emailing Disney about the issue, I was given a respond in seconds with this to say or call it an Automatic response
"Thank you for your correspondence.  We want you to know that we appreciate the time you took to bring this matter to our attention.  We protect our intellectual property rights vigorously and we take reports of suspected infringements seriously.  However, as you can appreciate, investigations are confidential.  We neither reveal our sources nor generally correspond further with them about any investigation"
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My Very Very last thought on the whole issue
Shame on Animo for Steeling from other corporations for a game you claim is 100% original when it is not.  This game company Claims they are people of God and Jesus, and live a wholesome religious lifestyle with there families and children.  The major down fall of the people claiming they are good Christans, but Clearly not when they are breaking one of Gods 10 Commandments "Thou shall Not Steal".  The thou shall not steal also applies to thou shall not plagiarize and infringe on ones copyrights, trademarts, and Patents.
As this continues, I will keep updates if the company does indeed have any potential lawsuits or anything like it in the future.
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mongoosefangs · 5 years
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I don’t have enough of an opinion on Mewtwo or your Gen 1 rival to answer these but I’ll start with Maxie:
Why I like them
He’s just such a fuckin dweeb it’s great. I really love that his entire motivation as a “““villain”““ is just that he’s a really shitty geologist and isn’t actually evil at all?? Maxie wouldn’t hurt a fly, he’s just... so passionate about dirt and making more dirt and shrinking the oceans to make room for dirt. It’s not his fault he didn’t pay attention in science class.
Why I don’t
RSE Maxie is generic as hell and they chose to use THAT in Episode RR for some reason.
Favorite episode (scene if movie)
I stopped watching the anime when they got into the Gen III stuff so the only Maxie-related episode I’ve watched is in Generations and the VA they chose for him is so bad I can’t even.
Favorite season/movie
See above!
Favorite line
“Fufufu” what the hell is this attempt at an evil laugh lmao
Favorite outfit
ORAS reboot, obvs, with a shoutout to the time I drew 10-year-old Maxie in a shirt that says SCIENCE ROCKS!
OTP
I can’t not ship him with Archie, although realistically I think Maxie is married to dirt and booze.
Brotp
Maxie has no time for bromance... Archie and Matt are totally bros, but Maxie’s second-in-command is like half his age and probably dresses up as a Skitty or something.
Head Canon
Goose already knows these and/or came up with half of them, but: Maxie drives a dorky little smartcar and out of all the pokevillains he is Most Likely to Panic and Hit an Old Lady With His Car. He may or may not have driven a van with a dope ass wizard airbrushed on the side at some point. He has an embarrassing old band tattoo that he keeps hidden from everybody. His favorite band in college was Fungus Bucket. This is Fungus Bucket.
Unpopular opinion
idk if I have any unpopular/controversial opinions about Maxie?? I definitely headcanon him as short though, not as short as Faba or Cyrus but like... 5′6″ or something (which is average to me, really, but we have another villain who is canonically six and a half feet tall and may not even be the tallest, so, y’know.)
A wish
blease let the dirt man be happy. he drinks so much in the manga. so much
An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen
Don’t ever let him reciprocate Courtney’s creepy-ass obsession. Not that it ever WILL happen, but  y i k e s  can u imagine
5 words to best describe them
me am do science gud
My nickname for them
dirt dad
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askthepokemutants · 6 years
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Lele: Basically what they’re going to say is Arceus is threatening to basically kill us all to start fresh. We Legends didn't care before this was the plan, because our respective territories were only impacted if things went to a disastrous level-we were safe. Arceus tried calling the legends together for a meeting. Not a lot of us came and then learned of this “give up" plan and Mew’s obsession with what Arceus described as “abominations”.
Koko: And then Giratina made the suggestion…
>Some time ago...<
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Arceus: You understand the consequences of that decision… not even you would be exempt if I made this act true.
Giratina: Why would I care?
Shaymin: I-Is Giratina seriously suggesting that…?
Victini: Hmm…
Celebi: …
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Mewtwo: And I thought I was sadistic…
Genesect: Clean as in… erasure?
Mewtwo: Feels that’s the case, doesn’t it...?
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Suicune: T-this is insane…
Raikou: I agree…
Entei: There is some truth to Giratina’s beliefs… while I do not find ‘resetting’ as the answer, I couldn’t say I would be opposed to something similar...
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Lugia: There’s always culling the population a bit…
Ho-Oh: Lugia… your malice…
Lugia: So what?
Ho-Oh: ...;
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Xerneas: Life is not something that should be so easily removed…
Yveltal: As much as I hate to agree with you, Xerneas, I do… if ‘father’ felt the need to wipe away some problems, why not call me?
Zygarde: We should not participate in such an idea.
Yveltal: Whatever...
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Koko: I… I’ll break that snake...!
Bulu: Calm… Koko… not now, not here.
Koko: Hrrgh…!!
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Lele: They’re serious…?
Fini: We’d all be nothing, Alola, everything we’ve come to know would be ‘reset’... if that is what our gracious ‘gods’ are implying…
Lele: No way-
???: Staying silent is not a thing I’ll do here...!
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Dialga: Giratina! This is madness!!!
Giratina: Is it, really?
Palka: …
Giratina: You can see every possible future, right, “brother”…? What happens? Tell us, all of us, why don’t you? Does Mew succeed in their obsession, or do we all suffer because of it? Will Jirachi or Deoxys return one day soon? What happens? Tell me.
Dialga: You know exactly why I cannot…
Giratina: Then this version of you is useless-
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Celebi: Haven't we been through enough?!
Giratina: No-
Celebi: Silence!! Father… you sit there, wondering why the new Mew refuses their duties? I know I'm not alone when I say this can be fixed without genocide!
Arceus: …
Legends: …?
Arceus: Celebi… Celebi… you fail to understand my and Giratina’s interpretation of a ‘reset’...
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Arceus: ‘Genocide’ implies ‘pain’… no… What I imagine… if acted upon… no one-not even you-any of you-will feel a thing… it will be instant, painless...
Celebi: …
Suicune: W-wha…?
Shaymin: No…
Koko: I’ll… kill them… both of them...
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Koko: Things… turned into a wave of emotions ranging from fear, anger to disbelief-Celebi landed another good hit on Giratina, so that was nice to see...
But that aside... The legends there chose their sides and Arceus entertained it all… it was clear that this was an attempt to motivate or demotivate us, and it worked in so many ways...
The news spread to the ones who didn’t go and they all had their own plans and they’re likely putting them all into motion as we speak... but our plan is to either force Mew-aka the “Strident King" into their duties, which is what sparked all of this in the first place or we will fight Arceus.
And when it comes to a battle plan, facing Arceus on their turf is wise-the space was made for Legends.
Lele: What Koko means by that, is that the space has an aura that resonates with our respective auras. It strengthens us all just being there.
Koko: But utilizing that newfound strength without understanding the intricacies of control over your auras, mind, body and spirit, you will easily exhaust yourself, even us Tapu could fall to that. If a battle of attrition ensued, we'd strategically exhaust Arceus’ stamina, which for all we know could be infinite. We do also have the power of Alola behind us if need be as well…
Lele: Koko’s the best at our Z-Move, so if pressed we have that. And… well…
Koko: NEVER… consider that… Anyway… are you-
Lele: Yep, all ready to go~
Koko: Finally… let’s star-
Lele: Lyle~!
Koko: ...
>The Tapu are busy...
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lordzuuko · 6 years
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cathrel my dude. you can’t just leave me hanging like that....how did youtuber sheith meet for the first time irl. and, even more importantly, how exactly did they get together? i want details and smooches xD
[Youtube AU] Part 1 | Part 2
How shirothepaladin met keithdrawsshit for the first time 
Month 01. After binge-watching all Shiro’s live reactions on his speed paintings, Keith couldn’t help but shake his head in amusement.
keithdrawsshit: You’re utterly ridiculous. You know that, right?shirothepaladin: whaddya mean?keithdrawsshit: You didn’t have to watch my videos just because I drew you. However, I was entertained. Thank you for wasting 2 hours of my life.shirothepaladin: ur welcome :Dkeithdrawsshit: *you’reshirothepaladin: whatever mr grammar 
Month 02. Shiro woke up to a notification that Keith liked a video of his.
shirothepaladin: am i dreaming?keithdrawsshit: Depends.shirothepaladin: u liked!! my spider-man!! homecoming!! discussion!! video!!!keithdrawsshit: I love Spider-Man. Also! Stop! Talking! Like! This!shirothepaladin: i do what i want. also keith, are you still up for a kitty playdate?keithdrawsshit: Oh. You were serious about that? lmaoshirothepaladin: I’m always serious. keithdrawsshit: Oh no. You typed a proper sentence. GASP. shirothepaladin: u know what? nvrmind. you’re such a shit.keithdrawsshit: It’s in my name. I’m glad you finally noticed. :)
Month 03. They’d been chatting so often that it became one of the things Shiro looked forward every time he went home. 
shirothepaladin: guys emergency meetinglanceylance: what what what whatshirothepaladin: i think i have a little bit of a crush on keithdrawsshitpidgeoto: omfg i did NOT expect that at ALL. loljk. it was inevitable shiro boy. all you’ve done is watch his videos like 5 times—EACH.shirothepaladin: he’s really good at what he does, pidge.Allurababy: We know, Shiro. But it’s like you’re… what’s the word?Hunkules: Obsessed I believe is the word you’re looking for, babe. Allurababy: Thank you, darling. shirothepaladin: I AM NOT.lanceylance: DUDE JUST ASK HIM OUT JESUS CHRISTshirothepaladin: I don’t even know if he’s into guys?pidgeoto: You’ll never know until you ask him! Right now, all we know is that his cat is the love of his life. Which basically implies, he’s as lonely as you are.shirothepaladin: we don’t know that. he could be engaged. probably.lanceylance: JUST ASK HIM TO HANG OUT AS BROS.shirothepaladin: I don’t want him as a bro. :(
After staring at Keith’s chatbox, Shiro took a deep breath and began typing.
shirothepaladin: are you open to hanging out?keithdrawsshit: Right now? I don’t mind. Balmera station at 3? I’m thinking of doing some shopping anyway.
shirothepaladin: shit shit shit shit he said balmera station at 3 because he’s thinking of doing some shopping. WHAT DO I DO?lanceylance: hmmmm. this is probably some code or something. it’s definitely a code for a date.Hunkules: Yeah, 100%. Allurababy: You better dress up nicely, love. First Dates are nerve-wracking!lanceylance: don’t wear your stupid hoodies! wear a coat!!Allurababy: It frames your beautiful jaw perfectly, babe. pidgeoto: Has anyone ever thought maybe—JUST MAYBE—Keith really is JUST shopping? Hunkules: LOL Don’t be ridiculous, Pidge! pidgeoto: I hate this chat. 
It turned out, Pidge was right. 
Shiro was waiting by the station, looking around for someone that looked somewhat like Keith. They never met in person, so this was the first time for the both of them. He was getting nervous by the second, he didn’t know what to say to him, or worse, he didn’t know where to take him! His inner battle with himself was disrupted when someone waved their hand in front of him.
Keith: You look rather dressed up? You going on a date later with someone or something? *smiles kindly*
Shiro’s mind short circuited. Keith was just… so different in person. He looked soft despite his sharp facial features and Shiro couldn’t stop staring at him. 
Keith: *worried* Dude, you alright? You’re spacing out, man.Shiro: *blinks repeatedly* Uh, yeah. Sorry. Keith: *steps back* *squints* You are Takashi, right? Shirothepaladin?Shiro: *melts* Yeah, I’m Takashi. Keith: *nods* Cool. Well, c’mon now. There’s the art store I was heading to. *points* *starts walking*Shiro: Well, aren’t you cute? You really are going shopping.Keith: *looks back* *confused* Isn’t that what I said? 
Month 04. They finally had that kitty playdate at a park. They were both sat on the grass with their kittens, while Keith drew.
Shiro: Four months, Keith. FOUR MONTHS!Keith: You’re being dramatic, Shiro. *rolls eyes fondly* I gotta make sure the owner of Skittles isn’t a shady person. I don’t want someone to hurt Mewtwo. A kitty owner to another, surely you know how I feel. *Skittles settles on Keith’s leg* Hey, baby girl. *rubs her head*Shiro: Skittles likes you. *smiles*Keith: I’m a cat whisperer. Freelance. Shiro: *rolls eyes* Sure. *Skittles goes back to Shiro to sit beside Mewtwo* So, what’s Mewtwo’s story? Anything interesting?Keith: *stops doodling* I found her in a box along with her siblings in a dumpster. It was flooding really bad and I heard some meowing. I tried to save all of them but only Mewtwo survived. *Mewtwo cuddles Keith* Ever since then, we’ve been inseparable. *clears throat* I call it love at first sight. *picks her up and plants a kiss* She’s everything to me. Shiro: *smiles softly at Keith* For a long time I thought Skittles was a male. Not until I bathe her. That was when I found out.Keith: *turns to Shiro* What?!Shiro: I was looking for her peepee, Keith! *picks up Skittles and shows her belly* I thought I scraped it out! I was in panic mode because how the hell did I remove her genitals?!Keith: Dude, what the hell? 
Suddenly, Keith was just laughing so hard and Shiro couldn’t help but grin so wide. The guy was literally on the floor (grass for this matter) and it seemed like he couldn’t breathe anymore. 
Well, shit. Shiro was in love.
Month 05. Shiro was sure. Very, very sure of his feelings. He might as well face it and tell Keith already, hoping he’d feel the same way. So, he asked him if they could meet up and have a playdate again. 
He told him. Shiro told Keith he liked him.
Keith: Shiro, what’s your sexual orientation? *asks calmly while playing with Mewtwo’s paws*Shiro: Uh… I’m bisexual. Keith: *nods* Okay. Answer me truthfully. How important is sex to you?Shiro: *taken aback* *blinks repeatedly* Uh, well, as much as the next guy, I guess? *shuts eyes* I mean, yeah. It’s important. *peeks one eye at Keith*Keith: *smiles sadly* Thought so. I’m a sex-repulsed asexual and I don’t think that’s gonna work out after all. *gets up and gathers Mewtwo*Shiro: *surprised* *looks up* Wait, Keith! Where are you going?Keith: *looks back* I’m leaving? *raises an eyebrow* You don’t want to be in a relationship with a sex-repulsed ace, right?Shiro: *gasps* What? You mean you like me? Too?Keith: Yeah. *shrugs* Of course. *confused* Why wouldn’t I like you?Shiro: Oh my god. *grins* *jumps up* *tackles Keith into a hug* You like me!Keith: *stumbles backward* *Mewtwo jumps down* Dude! Chill!Shiro: *leans away* *smiles at Keith* You like me. I like you. Isn’t that great?Keith: I guess… so? Shiro: So, can I ask you to be my boy—Keith: Didn’t you hear what I just told you a while ago? *raises eyebrow*Shiro: I did, yeah. You’re a sex-repulsed ace. *smiles* *smile falters* Oh… is… is my bisexuality a problem? I mean, I don’t mind. I’m not after you because I want you in my bed, Keith. I think you’re amazing and just overall wonderful. You just make me happy, you know? You’re so talented and I bet Dreamworks would be thrilled to have you in their team. And—Keith: Okay, shut up. *covers Shiro’s mouth with his hands* Just.. shut up.Shiro: *eyes widens* Are you blushing? Is Keith Kogane blushing? *smirks*Keith: Shut up. Shiro: Okay. But I can’t help it that I made keithdrawsshit blush.Keith: *rolls eyes* Can you… give me time to think about this?Shiro: Of course. *smiles softly* Take all the time you need. Keith: Thanks. Well, I’m heading home now. So. *points to the station*Shiro: Do you want me to accompany you—Keith: No! No, it’s fine. I just need to… *takes a deep breath* think.Shiro: *stops* Okay. Well, goodnight, Keith. *smiles*Keith: Goodnight, Shiro. *waves*
Month 08. Shiro noticed that Keith hadn’t posted any videos in a month and he was beginning to worry. Sure, they still chatted once in a while, but not like back then. It lessened so much that Shiro felt like he ruined their friendship.
keithdrawsshit: Meet me at that art shop in 10?shirothepaladin: ok
Shiro grabbed his coat and went out. The walk to the art shop only took him 5 minutes since it was very near his place. He was freezing as it already started to snow. The nearer he got to the shop, the more ridiculous he felt that he thought Keith would wait outside. So he went into the store and began looking for the younger boy. He found him bending down, looking at some paint brushes.
Shiro: Keith. Keith: *looks up* Oh hey. You’re just in time. Which do you think would be great? The black one or the red one? *shows Shiro the brushes*Shiro: I think red looks perfect for you.Keith: Thought so too. *smiles* *stands up and walks around*Shiro: So, um, was there anything you wanted from me or something?Keith: Oh right! I wanted to give you something. *opens his bag and gives Shiro a wrapped board* Open it.
Shiro unwrapped the thing and it revealed the digital art Keith drew of him on that video.
Keith: Sorry, it took a while for me to give you a copy. I wasn’t sure if you really wanted it. But I just thought, hey, why not? Also, no frame. You’d—Shiro: —have to do that yourself, man. That’s some expensive shit. Keith: *laughs* You remember my message?Shiro: *smiles* Keith, thank you—Keith: You’re welcome. Also, *takes a deep breath* I know it’s been three months and I’ve been thinking about it, but I think I might give us a try. That is, if you still like me. But if not, it’s totally cool, too. Just thought I’d—Shiro: *wraps Keith into a hug* Yes. Yes, I’d still love to give us a try. Keith: *returns the hug* *whispers* Sorry, I took so long.Shiro: *shakes head* No, no. I did say take all the time you need. I’m just glad you’re giving me a chance.
Month 10. Their first kiss. Shiro stayed the whole afternoon at the Kogane’s. They were bathing Skittles and Mewtwo at the backyard and everything was a mess. 
Keith’s Mom: Boys, snacks are ready in case you’re hungry!Keith: Be right there, Mom! Shiro: I sure hope it’s your Mom’s chocolate bread pudding. Keith: She always makes that when you visit. *chuckles* You never eat anything else. *shakes head* *takes Mewtwo* Now, now, Your Highness. Calm down. Be like Skittles, she’s just sitting there, all calm and collected. 
Keith was trying to dry the kittens when suddenly, Mewtwo jumped at him causing him to fall on his back down on the grass.
Keith: You little devil. *laughs*
Suddenly, Skittles followed and two kittens were on top of Keith.
Keith: Oh, no. I’m defeated by two beautiful kittie warriors. The dragon is now dead. *dramatically makes dying sounds* Shiro: *smiles* Not for long! *joins in and leans down to give Keith a quick peck on the lips*Keith: *opens eyes*Shiro: Was that okay? Keith: Definitely okay. *smiles* *pulls Shiro down for another kiss*
Month 11. Shiro posted another video.
Shiro: So, this video is a bit different but! I’m just so excited to show you what Keith drew this time! *takes out a canvas* *shows a painting of Skittles and Mewtwo as dragon warriors* *sniffles* I think this is just Keith’s best work, don’t you think? *laughs* Also, I’m happy to announce that I finally framed this beauty. *leans away from the cam to show Keith’s first drawing of him on his wall* *gets up and places the kitty painting beside the drawing* My room is becoming a gallery of keithdrawsshit. It’s ridiculous. *shakes head*Keith: *from another room* I HEARD THAT!  Shiro: Fucking ace artist. *ok sign* Subscribe to him! I’ll post a link below!
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4, 5, 13, 15, 16, 20, 33, 47, 54, 63, and 71! 😁
Thanks friend!4. Last Song You Listened To?When it's time - Green Day5. What Is Your Favourite Colour? Green, Purple and Red... oh yellow! I like every colour really13. Do You Sing In The Shower?Sometimes. Not so much these days. The part of the world I live in has water restrictions rn, so showers have to be kept really short doesn't leave much time, y'know?15. Grab The Book Nearest To You, Turn To Page 64, Give Me Line 14"Delia watched him go without objection" 16. Favourite Anime?I ain't really an anime person. I really haven't seen enough to have a favourite, but I liked Full Metal Alchemist20. Do You Dance In The Car?Y'know what, I do! 33. PlayStation or Xbox?This gen? PlayStation. Last gen? Xbox. 47. If I Handed You A Concert Ticket Right Now, Who Would The Performer Be?Oh god this is a hard one, and I'm gonna cheat a little. It'd be to a music festival where FOB, Gorillaz, A7x, PatD, Green Day, RHCP, and Radiohead playing. 54. Put Your Music On Shuffle, What Is The First Song That Came Up? Friday Night Gurus - Studio Killers63. Favourite Pokémon?Mewtwo, and I don't mean casually or because it's a cool legendary. I've been obsessed with mewtwo for most of my life and I've collected hundreds of pieces of merch and art of the character. I've read all the Manga featuring it, seen all the movies and listened to the radio play... Mewtwo's my guy71. What's The Next Movie You Want To See In The Theatres? I'm not even sure what movies are coming out tbh, but I wanna see the new Spider-Man films once that's out
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pokemonfighter5 · 7 years
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Song Parody: Fanfiction (Parody of In The End)
<DISCLAIMER: "In The End" is the property of Linkin Park. I do not own any of the characters I mentioned in this parody. I also do not mean to offend or disparage Fanfic writers; I just intend to showcase the absurdity of what some fanfics write about. I’m a huge fanfic reader, BTW. Also, I do not intend to offend the LGBT community or any other group>
<Earwormy Piano Riff>
It starts with One click, I don't know why I searched for all this fanfiction online. Why the hell did I take some advice from these trolls in Tumblr?
ALL I KNOW
I saw interesting things Someone shipped Mewtwo with Thirteen Someone made Shinichi Kudo gay What would Ran Mouri say?
IT'S ALL UNREAL
Oh dear god, no Why’d they make Doctor Who emo Who would make Goku fight Ronaldinho, and Jotaro Kujo?
OH LORD, PLEASE STOP
What did I just see with my eyes? The stupidest shit found online God bless me, I can’t answer why I wasted my time!
<CHORUS> I tried to stop Reading this bull Fanfiction It’s giving me confusion But I’m just hooked to this drivel Fanfiction Has become an obsession
One click, I don't know why I searched for all this fanfiction online. Why am I staying up all night? All this crap just ain’t right
WHAT THE FUCK
Who wrote House sleeping with Misty? Heiji Hattori slipping some Ecstasy Sailor Moon fighting Steph Curry and Lady Gaga
IT’S SO FUCKED UP
Sheldon banging Kim Possible The Winchesters joining the Bengals Jean Luc Picard eating a Bagel with Le’Veon Bell
IT’S SUCH BULLSHIT
Can’t believe what I read tonight Weak-ass Krillin can’t even win a fight Especially against Captain Jack Harkness and Josuke!
<REPEAT CHORUS>
This fanfiction, is full of shit I don’t know if Aang likes Megadeth Or if Iron Man is in love with Cho Chang and Starfire This fanfiction, is full of shit Rei Ayanami ain’t a fan of the Knicks! But I’m gonna keep reading this crap all night!
<REPEAT CHORUS>
<Earwormy Piano Riff>
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Do all the love ask numbers
ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tango hotel alpha november kilo yankee oscar uniform beta india golf sierra india sierra tango echo romeo,, tango hotel india sierra india sierra whiskey hotel yankee india lima oscar victor echo yankee oscar uniform :D
~under the cut bc this is long~
Blush : What do you do when you have a crush on someone?
i try to keep it a secret but i ALWAYS end up straight up telling them which totally ruins any chance i ever had every time
Kiss : What’s the sweetest thing someone has done for you?
my mom and siblings held this really crazy elaborate harry potter themed party for my bat mitzvah bc i’ve been obsessed since i was five and they put so much time and effort into it and it was honestly fucking incredible
Cuddle : Which one of your mutuals do you really want to hug right now?
@casinthegarden @curiouscutiehere @fantome-lapin
Heartbeat : What fictional character do you love?
answered !
Romance : Perfect date?
whoever the better cook is tries to make food for the other and we might or might not end up getting kinda handsy and oh fuck there’s flour e v e ry wh e Re so we just give up and order a pizza and then we watch netflix together in the least sexual way possible and talk about ourselves or quantum theory or human nature or the history of dictatorship or our favorite things or what constitutes art or the bottom of the ocean or our definitions of happiness or all of them until like four in the morning while we’re cuddling on the couch and we fall asleep together like that. 
Joy : What truly makes you happy?
honestly i have no clue. i think music.
Happiness : Who are your kin?
All Of The Gays, emily dickinson, hermione granger, vld pidge
Love : Are you, or have you been, in love before?
she know who she is >:/ i think she’s the first ever. i don’t like it and i’m not ready for it, but i want to have it one day. just not now, please
Beloved : What do you love the most about yourself?
i like that i’m logical but also artistic and loving
Sweet: Favorite love song?
bailando or חלום של כל גבר
Cute : What’s your aesthetic?
rain, earbuds, coffee mugs, piano keys, pencils, really warm smiles
Thoughtful : If you could change your name, what would you call yourself?
zahara. it was almost my name, but my mom didn’t want me to be an american with a weird israeli name. i think it’s beautiful, though–– but i love my name.
Charming : Who helps motivate you?
yuri plisetsky and jaehee kang and occasionally switzy
Beautiful : Who is your ideal significant other?
someone like her
Affection : Who do you ship?
dear god
Kind : What Pokemon would you be?
mewtwo
Heart Beat : You’re getting coffee with a celebrity, who is it?
it’s emma watson
Giggle : Do you believe in love at first sight?
attraction, sure, but not pure love. that shit needs to be developed at least a bit.
Laughter : Who can always make you laugh?
brandon rogers, john mulaney, bo burnham, tina fey, aziz ansari.
Smile : What do you find attractive?
maturity, inquisitiveness, intelligence, kindness, an open mind, a warm smile. body-wise, i’m very short and curvy, so i’m in love with long legs of any kind.
Warmth : What is your happy place?
it was at my sleep away camp. everyone was in the bunks because of a lightning warning but i had snuck out to the waterfront. god, it was beautiful. i was looking out over the lake, surrounded by the mountains and the trees, and the rain and thunder were so loud that i could sing at the top of my lungs and no one could hear me. the clouds looked like swirling gray watercolor and when the lightning flashed, it felt as though it lit up the world, there was nothing around me except white light. i was alone, i didn’t have to be worried about being seen, but i knew my friends were close by, and i felt so safe. it’s my most favorite moment in my life so far, i think.
Huggable : What are your favorite flowers?
gardenia, hibiscus, cherry blossom, peony, have you ever seen a frozen rose,
Soul Mate : Who is your best friend?
i don’t know anymore. probably cas, honestly. i love her.
Unique : What qualities do you look for in other people?
intelligence, open mindedness
Trust : Do you trust people easily?
too easily.
Dearest : What item is most dear to you?
the only picture i have of my mom, my dad and i from when we were happy
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