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marypsue · 6 months

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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back.#he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them.#and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him.#your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back.#i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently

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trudlejack · 4 months

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(+part 2)

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redbuddi · 3 months

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Things that don't exist in Scooby-Doo:

Ghosts

Things that exist in Scooby-Doo:

Jetpacks

Aliens

Instant Hypnosis

Machines that put you in the computer

Realistic hologram technology

Were-Cats

Meteors made of Gold

Self-Aware AI

Underground Egypt Cult

Cthulhu

Soul-Sucking Triangles

Transylvania, PA

Moon Resort

Magical Space Guardians

Transgender Potion

Courage the Cowardly Dog

Warlocks

Ghosts

#scooby doo #theres no such thing as ghosts #scooby doo taught me the real monsters were jetpacks aliens realistic hologram techn

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swordy-da-goat · 2 months

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An amorphous black blob thingy that shape-shifts into any hazard related thing.

#myart #the road wiz #hazard monster #creature #monster #road wiz absolutely hates this thing

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christiansinglebabes · 8 days

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Kabru getting a taste of his own medicine

#labru #someone else said kabru had a thing for Laois stepping into his authority #as u can see I agree #he created a monster #he hyped him up too much #dungeon meshi spoilers #my art #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi fanart #comic

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imissthembutitwasntadisaster · 6 months

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Always love how much folklore especially creature folklore emphasizes that there is a way for you to win. These are the steps to ensure the dead don't rise: take them out through a hole in the wall and give them iron shoes. Vampires cannot abide sunlight. If you hear a dog howl on a churchyard path turn around and get home as fast as you can. Iron and salt and the colour red. None of this doomed idea, the world is incomprehensible but if you're a bit clever you'll survive it just fine, there's always ways out.

#the thing is when we create monsters #90% of the time we also make them defeatable

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staruie · 1 day

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where my fellow monster fuckers at 👅👅👅👅👅👅

#dungeon meshi fanart #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #laios touden #farcille #marcille donato #falin #not going to lie labru is the worst thing to happen to me because damn everyones lining up for yaoi and not laios x monsters sniff sniff #sorry cough im. normal #my artwork #rkgk #winged lion #theres not even a ship tag for them im sick #lios..?#laion #😭

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hobgobknowsbest · 10 months

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#cryptidcore #goblincore #eldritchcore #goblin culture #goblin vibes #goblin community #local cryptid #voidpunk #goblin things #monsters

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janegumball · 18 days

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John Carpenter’s The Thing meets Monster High ❄️

#art #cartoon #illustration #drawing #fanart #character design #oc #monster high #monster girl #the thing #john carpenter

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sticksandsharks · 7 days

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I'm part of the ShortBox Comic Fair again, and this year I'm writing a story about a woman who marries a bird(??)

#sbcf24 #illustration #bird #monster #I hope everyone is looking forward to 55 pages of finding a fragile human connection with a giant bird person thing #Sacred Bodies is the title #SCRDB

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thestuffedalligator · 1 year

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I’m not in the Monster High or Monster As Teenager adjacent fandoms, but has anyone done “Daughter of The Thing (1982)” and it looks like just a teenaged girl version of Kurt Russell? No tendrils, no tentacles, just a girl with this exact fit and hair

She swears that she isn’t the daughter of The Thing (1982). She’s a totally normal human you guys. She shouldn’t even be at this school. She likes normal human things like not having her blood tested.

#monster high #the thing #the thing 1982 #horror #she has a pet husky she refers to casually as a sibling #10k #20k #30k

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akanemnon · 2 months

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Something tells me this isn't Flowey...

FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT

MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

#deltarune #undertale #crossover #utdr #crossover comic #undertale fanart #deltarune fanart #twin runes #twin runes comic #my art #kris dreemurr #susie deltarune #frisk #so much for avoiding fights #how are they supposed to get past that thing?#things are only gonna gett weirder from here on out #also great job susie #you and your big mouth #unsuspecting tiny thing turning into a big monster is the trope ever

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flashfuckingflesh · 10 months

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EVIL Preys on the Goodness of the Weak. "Lady Terror" reviewed! (Sector 5 Films / DVD)

“Lady Terror” is on the Prowl. Now on DVD! Jake Large, a shrewd personal injury lawyer, finds himself in a loveless engagement that’s full of contempt, especially with his finance who makes up excuses to not be around or intimate with him. When Jake foils a thief’s grab and dash of Candice’s purse, the lawyer and the exotic dancer quickly fall into a relationship that rekindles Jake’s…

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bluegiragi · 8 months

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some domestic monster!141 antics :3 (more notes under the cut)

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-Gaz and Price sleep shirtless to lessen discomfort around their wings

-When the 141 sleep in a pile, Price tends to try cover them all with his remaining wing. It's a subconscious dragon thing done out of protective instinct for a hoard.

-Soap is scared of heights. His inner wolf is very uncomfortable not being on the ground.

-Currently, Price is the only person Simon is okay with being fully shirtless/naked around.

#poly monster141 au is a go people i repeat it is a go #gaz and soap have definitely messed around #and i definitely think that si and price had/have an on-and-off thing #hehe #im having lots of fun with this au #bear with me #the slow burn's gotta slow burn #monster 141 au #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #captain john price #kyle gaz garrick #cod mw2 #giragi art

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kaiju-krew · 5 months

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