#Nissan One

[gaadikey]

NISSAN ONE web platform launched to offer customer-centric initiatives

Nissan Motor India Pvt. Ltd. (NMIPL) has launched the Nissan web platform called ’NISSAN ONE‘ as part of its 2024 customer-centric initiatives, celebrating the 100,000 Magnite Customers. NISSAN ONE, an innovative single sign-on web platform allows customers to seamlessly access a wide variety of service requests throughout the entire customer journey – from initial inquiry, test drive booking,…

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#2024 Nissan One Inititative #Cars in India #Nissan #Nissan India #Nissan Magnite #Nissan One

[lewishamiltongifs]

Things are easy when you're big in Japan

#lewis hamilton #lewis hamilton gifs #sir lewis hamilton #f1 gifs #formula 1 #f1 #gifs #gif #japan #Nissan Skyline GT-R R34 #japan grand prix #japan grand prix 2022 #japan gp #japan gp 2022 #formula one gifs #formula 1 gifs #my gifs #Nissan Skyline #gtr r34 #skyline gtr #japanese gp #japanese grand prix

[thresholdbb]

I have a gripe about the Star Trek mugs...

Picard's teacup is a delicate, fragile little thing held by a strip of plastic and a dream. That thin glass will break if you look at it sideways. And where do they put that ridiculous tiny cup? On the Enterprise, which is always being dragged into conflict

The DS9 raktajino mugs are hefty, wide-based things that are meant to not tip over. They're called no-spill mugs. They have a foam piece on the bottom so they don't slip. They're incredibly sturdy – meant for ships and traveling! Where do they put them? At the station, which is arguably the most stable place they could be cause DS9 rarely gets knocked about.

Far as I'm concerned, Janeway's the only one doing practical space mugs correctly. Come on, a metal travel mug that's as strong as her coffee is black? Takes a beating through 70,000 light years of bridge shakes fighting off the Borg and the Hirogen and still holds a hot drink? Now that's a space mug

#is this the spoon post all over again? am I just insane about dishware? #it's 3am and I'm ranting about space mugs #believe me Picard's teacup is fragile or I just had a bad one #I broke one by putting a butter knife in it doing dishes smdh #I know they all have more mugs but we're talking about icons #I exclusively drank coffee out of the Picard mug until it broke then I retired it #the defiant mug gets a pass cause it's basically the proto Janeway mug they're both thermos Nissan #and the iconic ds9 mug is the raktajino mug I don't make the zeitgeist #inevitably someone is going to come at me for the defiant mug cause this is tumblr where ds9 lives #it's not called Star Trek Defiant though is it? #you say ds9 mug people will think raktajino ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #I have a collection of screen accurate mugs I have a draft somewhere ranking them all #I drink out of the raktajino mug more than Janeway's mostly because hers is impossible to find and honestly the no spill is a good mug #don't get me started on how hard these mugs are to clean #I will fight you about this

[stand-eye-stock]

#slytherin #beginner artist #ffvii #manga art #greys anatomy #nissan #illustrations #jokes #faking it #geocities #one piece swimsuit #sasha banks #jesse eisenberg

[frobby]

the fact that yukio reads shounen jump is lowkey funny to me cuz like outwardly he seems like the kinda guy who is above shounen like when u ask him what hes fave manga is he would tell you to get back to studying or something but no he diligently reads jump every month

#Yukio with his simple joys #Thinking about the kazue kato interview where someone asked her where yukio gets his shounen jump when he was in the illuminati #Boy on that jump grindset #Im still on the hc that yukio likes dgray man #New hc that somehow shiro got like the dvd of madoka magica when the twins were in middle school so theyve both seen it #Got it from mephisto #Yukio has read all og yuumori and rin calls it 'that one where sherlocks boyfriend tries to kill himself' #And yukio is like nissan 'sherlocks boyfriend' is the character the manga is named after #Rin reads shoujo #Bon actually doesnt read manga hes too busy on that studying grind #Izumo also reads shoujo but she doesnt talk to rin about it cuz that would be embarrasing to admit #Shiemi doesnt read manga either #but she gets summaries from everyone else so she shes like allen walker and is like 'oh blorbo from yukios shows' #Which is the correct emotion when faced with allen walker #I think yukio has read orv #I hope yall know me for yukio posting just damn #yukio okumura #blue exorcist #ao no exorcist

[nnato]

sachafenestraz To le Big Dog, merci for all the good times over the last season. Thank you for passing on your experience and best of luck in your next chapter 🙏

#I AM ON THE FLOOR SOBBING LOOK AT THEMMMMM #THE ROMANTIC SUNSET PIC #THE ONE OF NORMAN SLEEPING #AND ALSO DINNER DATE???? #that’s what I call a goodbye/thank you post I hope you’re taking notes Nissan #sacha fenestraz #norman nato #fe #formula e #norman/sacha

[pepsinister]

time for my bi-monthly ‘if I don’t impulse buy this car I’ll die’ crisis 🫣

#a nissan armada or a Toyota sequoia or something to rip the interior out of for a camper conversion………… #I could fly out to Arizona to buy/convert one and road trip back (kicking legs dreamily) #important enough to post during work hours. I’m not slacking I promise I’ve been productive today #gonna schedule a reblog of this post for two months from now and we’ll see what I’m obsessed with when it comes back around

[carsthatnevermadeitetc]

Datsun 280ZX 2+2 GL Prototype, 1979. For sale on ebay, a unique Z-car that was built for the Nissan Motor Corporation USA as a factory sales prototype and given to the owner of the company who were making promotional material for Nissan. It is finished in Black Pearl Metallic with gold stripping which never made it into series production. There are also custom Gotti wheels and a Stebro exhaust system. The car is immaculate have travelled only 7,484 miles (12,044 km). Current bidding is at $85,000 with one day to go

ebay listing

#Datsun #Datsun 280ZX #Datsun 280ZX 2+2 GL #prototype #one off #cars for sale #ebay #auction #1979 #Nissan #Z-car #Datsun Z #black cars #straight 6 #factory prototype

[androcola]

born to love a certain car, forced to see only terrible reviews because apparently it just sucks ass

#yes this IS about the nissan cube again #no one likes this car. awful reviews all around #sigh

[things-about-cars-in-posts]

[Context: this comment in the Volvo post]

here's the deets on the volvo. i had one of these but it was stock. it was also AWESOME.

Fuck, now I want THREE of these.

I don't see mention of an AWD conversion in the article tho, has he done it after thi- what is it? Oh, why I would want three. Yeah that's a fair question. So, well, I want one like that, obviously, and as for the remaining two, well: For one, I've had this project I nicknamed "Rice 'n' Shine". (Rice as in the automotive term for tacky, low-tier garb stapled onto a car to emulate cooler cars, which people claim to stem from the acronym "Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements" because saying the term originated from this style being applied to Japanese cars sounds kinda racist dunnit.) A way to celebrate and showcase the creativity that can be found in the car world, to create a spectacle that lights up people's day and, hopefully, sparks someone's imagination. Basically, the core idea is going through the car's every component and go "what is the wildest, most absurd, most miles-out-of-left-field shit I have ever seen done with this component... and how can I outdo it?"

For example, the exhaust. Remember that crazy Subaru Vivio Bistro I posted at the end of the transfem cars post? (How's that for a sentence most people will not say, eh) Well, I've seen crazier. Because the bosozoku style keeps on giving, there would be too many pictures of crazy exhausts to show, but worthy for the longest time the title of most outlandish exhaust to ever grace my eyes has been held by this picture.

Thus, here is a sketch from my ’17/’18 school diary of how I would do the exhaust on this Volvo.

Of note are the transparent shapes on the lower half, which would be the bodykit. See, of course, the Volvo should have a bodykit, right, and of course it should be quite the outlandish thing. Yet again, bosozoku to the rescue.

(And I've seen people more ignorant of bosozoku culture call bundle builds like these with "rice", but at this point the word kind of starts to lose its meaning. I mean, defining this years-long effort with the same word as the people who put whistles in their exhaust to pretend they have a turbo (real thing btw)? And also, it very much stretches "race inspired". I mean, fuck kinda racecars do you think the Japanese had?

Hm. Fair enough.) But the idea there was, instead of having the exhaust stick out of the bodykit, to have it within the bodykit's width, and when it gets to the edge of the exhausts it just... stops, to only keep going when there's no exhaust again, creating all those shapes that stick out the fenders like horizontal scale skyscrapers. However, given the idea is to make it out of acrylic so its entire profile can look like these little side skirt accents...

...it could just be inside the bodykit, as it would still be visible. However, I noticed literally as I was writing that I can't both have the exhaust not stick out from the bodykit and have it go over a rear wheel that sticks out as far as the bodykit does. So how's this for an idea: what if that one wheel just doesn't? What if that one wheel just stays narrow? After all, it's not like the Renault R4 didn't just fucking have one rear wheel further forward than the other.

Because of course it's the French. And you know what? They're right! Why the fuck not? Nothing can be forbidden when you recognize no God. Trade nudes with your professor. Oh, and also, those little circles in the corner window are outward facing speakers, so you can do the whole "car plays music so loud I hear it very clearly from a distance away" without getting hearing damage. So those were three ideas out of the several dozens I have. I should probably make an MMMM-style list once I'm done with that.

Either way, the second idea is more performance-oriented, but do not take this to mean it's any bit more serious. See, as shown by this picture from the article, Volvo engine bays have tons of foolishly empty space that could be filled with more cylinders.

I'm far from the first one to wise up to this, so much that you have multiple people who make mounts and bits for those ditching the stock engine in favor of an LS V8. But I don't want the 5.3L LS. I want a 4.0L V8 (like Toyota's 1UZ) to stick two turbos to and bring it to 600hp. Why specify specifications so specific, you may ask. Well, because 4.0L, eight cylinders split into two cylinder banks, two turbos and 600hp is exactly half the specs of the Bugatti Veyron Super Sport. So if I just put another identical engine in the trunk to power the rear wheels... Basically, this.

Oh, actually, here is the best meme of this sort I've ever seen:

It's not just the quality of the picture, it's that this is Caterham camera car (Caterha car?) is real...

...and that this is not a meme, that is actually the car that filmed the Chiron video. Well, the 'lower speed' parts. The other one was another Bugatti. OBVIOUSLY.

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"It's not ok to reblog from me or my son ever again"

#submission #volvo 940 turbo #station wagon #oh how thoughtful she already wrote the tags for me! #bosozoku #nissan 240sx s13 #nissan silvia s12 #renault r4 #bugatti veyron #bugatti chiron #caterham seven #i guess i can't really complain that she didn't add these ones too can i #the great catchup

[vpvrtment]

snacks buyer

#furry #furries #fursona #furry art #nissan #sentra #nissan sentra #vpvrtment #helena #valeria #started this one on aggie io. its fun to draw on there haha

[carygrantsbeard]

#i forgot the Nissan ad one <3

[wizardnuke]

"i pulled my croc out of the water like it was excalibur" "you're the king of new jersey" "FUCK YOU"

#5 20somethings crammed into one nissan altima what will they do.

[altruistic-meme]

just trying to watch bsd and i got jumpscared by the world's ugliest car :(

#for context: while i was car searching the were like 12 of these fucking ugly beasts on carvana in different colors #and i sent my friend a photo of one just bc it was so ugly #and then today i sent her this bc the ONLY reason i recognize that it's a nissan leaf is bc of how ugly it is fksmfmmancnz #THIS WAS AN INTENTIONAL CHOICE FROM THE ANIMATORS I'M DYINGGG #vid #bungo stray dogs #shh ac

[bawnjourno]

#yall heard this shit lmao..... from one of the plagiarism heaven cd singles apparently #NISSAN AD ON SPEED #sparks band #ron mael #russell mael #my posts

[bioluminescent-obscurity]

ANET PLS IM CRYING FROM LAUGHTER I JUST PAINSTAKINGLY TRANSLATED THE ASURAN POSTER IN THE ASH BASE IN GROTHMAR AND???

The other day I visited the blessed pepper tree. It was an early summer morning where dew laced the kertch leaves like silk on a furless charr. A furless charr so blessed in its glory that I must stop to ponder the water forming in the corner of my eyes. A pair of eyes so blured[sic] from sight that I thought blindness had struck my very being. As I lay down recovering from the shock of the morning's blissful surprise I realized I was nothing more than a squat little freak with bat-like ears and an addiction to day dreaming of magical vehicles with wheels, lights and emblems of Nissan etched on the rear.

did ash agents steal and transcribe someone’s journal? are they just writing asura pov fanfic?? why did this take a hard turn into being an advertisement for a car manufacturer??? why is this in the ash headquarters on a document alongside diagrams of orrian architecture and a sea leviathan?????

my bet’s on fanfic because it seems preoccupied with charr and mentions a tree found only in ascalon. and they say to write what you know, right?

#i did not expect a SINGLE one of those plot twists #asura #guild wars 2 #gw2 #icebrood saga #asuran doesn't distinguish between upper and lowercase letters btw i just inferred em based on english norms #as it progressed i just. i didn't know where it was going #there are legitimate tears in my eyes #just like the squat little freak daydreaming about nissan cars #maunder tag #i am posting about guild wars 2 again