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i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

#gaming #bugs

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microdosing macrodosing by taking a normal amount

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well at least at the end of the day its the end of the day

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#PICROSS SWEEP #polls #mario

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within fifteen minutes i have found two different grown adult men who have dating app profiles that say their worst fear is:

werewolves.

one was funny. two is like... hang on, do we actually have a werewolf problem in this town?

#stories

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The Demon Siblings: Deimos, Peitha and Cerus

Sponsored by ArenaNet

#HELL YEAH #i do wish peitha got to be as buff as her bros #gw2 #soto #gw2 spoilers

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I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

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Kind of hilarious to me how poorly the title "Mob Psycho 100" localized to English-speaking areas. To someone whose first language is English, it scans as:

Mob (Yakuza, Mafia)

Psycho (violent person with "crazy" behaviors)

Thus: a particularly violent member of organized crime.

But in Japanese it scans as:

Mob (background characters in crowd scenes in manga or anime)

Psycho (short for psychic)

Thus: a psychic who looks/acts like someone you'd never pick out of a crowd scene in a comic.

#that makes. much more sense #mp100

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FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK i got tomorrow tomorrow

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doktor why you make bonesaw face.

I reference this from Warriors by Salainen on AO3 (thank you @internetflatworm ♡♡!!)

#tf2

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#facade #the friend visitor

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"...and this is how you summon one of your blades!"

Commission I had the joy to work on for ChopShoey on twitter a while back!

#whoa!! #gw2 #asura #eod

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#texts

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At the dragonforce concert they get close to the end of their set and bring out the big inflatable dragons but luckily I remember my training from guild wars 2 metal legion event ballad of soulkeeper and pull out my huge dangerous very sharp greatsword and charge the stage

#gw2 #icebrood saga #music

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I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

#tumblr

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#the friend visitor

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I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself

#disco elysium