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loverofsoups · 3 months
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Mark? MARK? Hes wired in. Sorry? He’s wired in. Is he? Yes. How bout now you still wired in? Call security. You issued 24 million new shares of stock! You were told that if new investors came along- how much were your shares diluted? How much were his? You signed the papers. You set me up! You’re gonna blame me because you were the business head of the company and you made a bad business deal with your own company? This is gonna be like im not a part of facebook. It won’t be like youre not a part of facebook. Youre not a part of facebook. My name’s on the masthead! You might wanna check again. Is this because i froze the account??? You think we were gonna let you parade around in your ridiculous suits pretending you were running this company? SORRY MY PRADAS AT THE CLEANERS! Along with my hoodie and my fuck you flip flops, you pretentious douchebag! Security’s here, youll be leaving now. Im not signing those papers. We’ll get that signature. Tell me this isnt about me getting into the Phoenix. You… you did it i knew you did it! You planted the story about the chicken! I didnt plant that story about the chicken- Whats he talking about? You had me accused of animal cruelty! Seriously. What the hells the chicken? And i’ll bet what you hated the most, is that they identified me as a co founder of facebook WHICH I AM. You better lawyer up asshole, cause im not coming back for 30%… im coming back for EVERYTHING. Get him out of here. Its okay, I’m going. Hang on! Almost forgot. Here’s your $19,000. I wouldn’t cash it though i drew it on the account you froze. I like standing next to you, Sean. It makes me look so tough.
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classichorrorblog · 10 months
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Zombieland (2009)
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zanephillips · 6 months
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Jesse Eisenberg as Toby Fleishman Fleishman Is In Trouble 1.02 "Welcome to Paniquil"
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k-wame · 4 months
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Jesse Eisenberg as Ralphie & Sallieu Sesay as Ahmet Manodrome (2023) · dir. John Trengove
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vvestcoast · 2 months
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he's at it again
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pecquacti · 4 months
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christy lee obsession… well somebody’s got to do it, is the thing
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leolynn · 7 months
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pnt03prcnt · 5 months
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happy social network sunday (the social network fandom is dying .. repost if you are a true Social Networker..)
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kenstaroyco · 2 years
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Andrew Garfield and Jesse Eisenberg The Social Network (2010) dir. David Fincher
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mark. MARK. he’s wired in. i’m sorry? he’s wired in. is he? yes. how ‘bout now. are you still wired in? call security. you issued over 24 million new shares of stock. you were told that if new investors came along-how much were your shares diluted? how much were his? what was mr. zuckerberg’s ownership share diluted down to? it wasn’t. what was mr. moskowitz’s ownership share diluted down to? it wasn’t. what was sean parker’s ownership share diluted down to? it wasn’t. what was peter thiel’s ownership share diluted down to? it wasn’t. what was your ownership share diluted down to? point zero three percent. you signed the papers. you set me up. you’re gonna blame me because you were the business head of the company and you made a bad business deal with your own company? it’s gonna be like i’m not a part of facebook. it won’t be like you’re not part of facebook. you’re not part of facebook. my name’s on the masthead. you might wanna check again. is this because i froze the account? you think we were gonna let you parade around in your ridiculous suits pretending you were running the company? SORRY MY PRADA’S AT THE CLEANERS. ALONG WITH MY HOODIE AND MY FUCK YOU FLIP FLOPS YOU PRETENTIOUS DOUCHEBAG. security’s here. you’ll be leaving now. i’m not signing those papers. we will get the signature. tell me this isn’t about me getting into the phoenix. you…you did it! i knew you did it! you planted that story about the chicken! what’s he talking about? i didn’t plant the story about the chicken. you had me accused of animal cruelty. seriously, what the hell’s the chicken? and i’ll bet what you hated the most is that they identified me as a co-founder of facebook, which i am. you better lawyer up, asshole, cause i’m not coming back for thirty percent. i’m coming back for everything. get him outta here. it’s okay. i’m going. hang on. i almost forgot, here’s your nineteen thousand dollars. i wouldn’t cash it, though. i drew it on the account you froze? i like standing next to you, sean. it makes me look so tough.
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sincericida · 1 year
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Andrew Garfield and Jesse Eisenberg meet up on Friday (May 6, 2011) in the Soho neighborhood of New York City.
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theidlespoon · 6 months
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my roman empire is the "SORRY my prada is at the dry cleaners along with my hoodie and my fuck you flipflops you PRETENTIOUS douchebag" scene from the social network. if you even care.
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her-soliloquies · 1 year
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The castings I would recommend as protagonists for gay movies with guaranteed success (In order) :
1. Michael Fassbender & James McAvoy
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2. Dylan O'Brien & Thomas Brodie-Sangster
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3. Ben Barnes & Andrew Garfield
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4. Andrew Garfield & Jesse Eisenberg
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5. Bradley James & Colin Morgan
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We already know they have great chemistry on screen (except Ben and Andrew, but I'm willing to bet they'll be magical)
Add your own castings!
This could be our contribution to the film industry (not that they need our help or sth)
I would add Ben Barnes and Freddy Carter too but I feel like I would be judged
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k-wame · 4 months
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JESSE EISENBERG as Ralphie & SALLIEU SESAY as Ahmet Manodrome (2023) · dir. John Trengove
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beforethepoison · 2 months
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Jesse Eisenberg | OCD and What I Would Tell My Younger Self | Child Mind Institute
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