#Nat is so done with their shit

[denebolablack]

Tony: I won't accept the use of any old-fashioned pet name to refer to me! I'M THE FUTURE-

Bucky: *Enters the room walk8ng directly to the fridge* Mornin' dollface.

Steve: *Following Bucks* Good mornin' sunshine.

Tony: *Giggles* Hi~

Nat:*Lifts an eyebrow*

Tony: They're a special case, Nat.

Bucky & Steve: *Smirk*

#Tony is an absolute fool for that pair of illegally hot super soldiers #In his defense they're fools for him too so~ #Nat is so done with their shit #But she will allow it cause Tony giggling as a teenager is hilarious #Listening Tony's laugh is her Roman empire #they're family your honor #fight me #The Brooklyn's boys are absolutely jealous of their relationships #As rhey should #They better take care of Tony cause Nat can steal him from them without a second thought #oh no #i'm delirious #again #tony stark #tony stark has a heart #bucky barnes #iron man #steve rogers #winter soldier #captain america #stuckony #natasha romanoff #natasha romanov #black widow #they're two dumbasses in love with a mastermind #To walk to the future you need to understand the past #and oh boy #Tony knows A LOT about the past #every detail of it #if you know you know

[nattousan]

when

whe you, when You were just trying to put i n some extra effort to try adn improve yoursel f and it got misinterpreted as malicious n u get yell ed at

#i'm slow as SHIT at carving the wax when making the dentures #equally bc of time blindness and being meticulous #i am VERY aware of how slow i am and have been working my ass off to try and improve #so when i got told AGAIN that i needed to pick things up #i asked my sis who is also a lab tech how she carves her wax #so she vid called me on lunch to show me how she does it #SO TO TRY AND SHOW MY TRAINER THAT I WAS TRYING TO IMPROVE #i go #oh! my sister suggests i do this and that to improve! #and she gets SUPER MAD AT ME #she GROWLS #LISTEN #you can't keep calling your sister for every little thing #(i'd only done this one other time) #I'M your trainer NOT her #you need to STOP being so damn meticulous and just Pay Attention #and i've tried being patient with you but you need to pick it up #and i was just like #*see above image* #she did apologize later but i think she thought i was like.... #trying to undermine her somehow?? #by seeking outside help?? #bc i'm neurodivergent and asking someone who knows how my brain works?? #i know she was just having a bad day probably but having adhd means #Rejection Sensitivity Dysphoria #and so i went home like #aheem aheem whimper #nat chats #moi loif #neurodivergent

[redfurrycat]

The Man from U.N.C.L.E and Top Gun Fusion - Hangster & Icemav

IceCold Agency and Inverted Agency are two adversary secret agencies, led by Iceman and Maverick respectively, forced to put aside longstanding hostilities and team up on a joint mission: stopping a mysterious international criminal organization that is bent on destabilizing the fragile balance of power through the proliferation of nuclear weapons and technology.

The only lead to infiltrate the criminal organization is a vanished scientist’s daughter, Natasha Trace. To retrieve the asset, Iceman and Maverick each send their best agent: the combat expert Rooster and the smooth-talker thief Hangman.

Thus is created the United Network Command for Law and Enforcement, a secret international intelligence agency. Code name: U.N.C.L.E.

[part 1] - [part 2] - [part 3] - [part 4] - [part 5]

#TMFU au #with top gun characters #hangster #sereshaw #bradley rooster bradshaw x jake hangman seresin #Jake Hangman Seresin is Napoleon Solo - Nickname '''Cowboy''' #So it fits for Jake =D #Bradley Rooster Bradshaw is Illya Kuryakin - Nickname '''Red Peril''' #Not sure it fits for Bradley but he IS the volatile hulk here... #Natasha Phoenix Trace is Gaby Teller - Nickname '''Little Chop Shop Girl''' #Gaby and Nat would SO be BFFs! Both spitfires who are their own BADASS woman who gets shit done! #CIA Boss!Maverick #KGB Boss!Kazansky #Napollya is Hangster! #The Napollya dynamic is awesome in the movie!!! #Siriusly go see the movie! #bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #natasha phoenix trace #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #icemav #Because those two have history together #End up creating their own agency because their way is contradictory #But they SO love each other! #Don't think just do VS Think and Plan #Bradley and Jake do some matchmaking meanwhile they mutual-idiotically pine for one another #🐈red🐈furry🐈cat🐈tag🐈

[doubleappled]

Something we don’t talk about enough

is how Richie and Donna call each other “Ree Ree” and “Aunt Dee Dee” in s2e6. When Donna calls Richie into the kitchen, and Richie is tickling her on the kitchen floor (?!).

Ree Ree.

Aunt Dee Dee.

Thank you.

#the bear #rewatching fishes for fic purposes #god this shit is so painful even on the fifth or sixth viewing #also that bit where they rip the lobsters apart in slow motion 🦞 #and Nat pouring out the wine #and Cicero flirting with Donna when his wife is right there #fuckin musk #WHAT is HAPPENING here #also wait what about Donna’s explanation of what the seven fishes tradition means #“they brought their seven best things 🤣 #we should talk about all of this more #I love that mopey little fuck #and that basket of biscuits except it’s syd not Claire #okay thank you we’re done here

[itsybitsys]

the way ppl will talk shit about korra for being a 'useless avatar' as if she didn't literally bring back the airbenders. as if roku's attempt at mercy wasn't what inadvertently led to the air nomads being wiped out in the first place (not his intention ofc he did not want this to happen, and yet, it did), as if this was not something korra was able to help fix, smth that aang also wanted desperately. do NOT speak any kind of words to me about avatar korra unless u are RESPECTFUL

#'nat u good' absolutely not i just saw shit takes about korra and im so mad about it all over again #tbd. #'nat when are u gonna write here' when im done being mad. leave my lair now #anyway. roku and aang would both take issue w/ ppl talking badly about korra and that is the honest truth.

[inkblot-inc]

Jaws and Yelena going to different classes together to bond, learn how to do the thing, and as a gentle introduction to social interaction for them both. Yelena is better at blending in because of her widow training, but when she’s not on a job and she’s supposed to just be a normal citizen it’s complicated. And Jaws- well. So they do things like Pottery class, a cooking class, a particularly fun one was a blacksmithing class. But it had them both around people while letting them focus on something else. Wanda and Nat tag along of course.

I friggin' love this 😊

It takes a bit longer for Jaws to finish their pot since their clay keeps flying off the pottery wheel because they keep putting to much pressure on the pedal with their foot-

The cooking class was probably the easiest for everyone to get a handle on and it's probably where Jaws was the most social because: food.

I can just Yelena and Jaws exchanging the tiny weapons they forged all excited While Wanda and Nat are just like "They get to keep them? We didn't think this through-"

oh-OH you know what I just thought of? It's not a class, but imagine them at, like, Mystery Dinner Theater. They'd take it so seriously I swear 🤭

#jaws au #jaws and yelena bonding time #yelena and jaws are chaos incarnate #jaws and yelena taking classes together #jaws is not a social butterfly #jaws clay pot might look a little fucked but it still holds water- #so HA #yelena and jaws definitely laugh about it tho #because that pot is fugly. but it's *jaws* fugly cup #yelena and jaws take well to the cooking class #with all the shit jaws' eats this is right up their alley #jaws helping out yelena with portions and flavor profile stuff #yelena and jaws have a little too much fun at the blacksmithing class- #but they do pay attention #when they're not trying to dare each other to try and put their hand by the forge #not for REAL of course... #wanda is *tired* y’all #wanda's sisterly duties are never done #nat is so *tired* y’all #yelena belova #just imagine yelena and jaws at dinner theater PLEASE- #they'd have so much fun #wanda maximoff #jaws maximoff #natasha romanoff #mutant!reader #natasha romanoff x reader #j.headcanons #ink.yelena #ib-jc.

[nomazee]

what ppl don't tell you about writing is that it's half having zero ideas whatsoever and not knowing what to write & half having too many ideas and not knowing which ones to pick

#i literally have been in shambles writing so many things at once #p2 to 'the sun told me so' has been a slow and steady process for this reason exactly #i've rewritten it like four different times #this is the hardest thing i've ever done. and #AND #DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED #on this fucking todoroki painter au thing i'm trying to writ e #because holy shit #i have a bunch of cool lines and blurbs written and NO WAY of connecting them #me when i make another collection of vignettes instead of being a normal person and maybe writing a linear storyline #(i have done neither of these things btw) #help. ME. #also i've been rewatching sk8 and now i want to write a reki x langa fic. my head is going to explode #AND MY EXMAS ARE COMING UP. THERE'S TOO MUCH HAPPENING GET ME OUT #ALSO if anyone wants to beta read the todoroki painter au ... let me know i will literally let ANYONE beta read it #it's not an x reader #it's like just a character study almost #it.s.... a lot.... #it's gonna take like another month for me to finish HELPP #nat says stuff

[eclpsedsun]

.

#you know that’s really sad and has been keep me up all night!! #is that if misty had been chosen no one would’ve fought for her :(( #I know she’s done some fucked up shit but the fact that no one would’ve cared is so sad #I don’t think nat would’ve done something for her #not the way misty tried to be there for nat #yellowjackets spoilers #yellowjackets

[shiningstarr15]

“You know, you could help me instead of just standing there!”

“Are you laughing at me!?”

Oh Lena, maybe one day you’ll learn not to mess with your big sister…

“From my most recent fic, “Cooking with Sestra” 😋🤪🍪

#yelena belova #natasha romanoff #black widow #black widow 2021 #widow sisters #natasha and yelena #mcu fanfic #fanart #black widow fanart #cooking with sestra #Natasha is so done #yelena is a little shit #read the fic to find out what happens #baking cookies #my art style #my art #don’t ask me about Nat’s eyebrows idk what color it’s supposed to be #like did she dye them too or what

[she-toadmask]

I am not one to be negative about Pokemon but Scarlet/Violet is the second worst main game on Switch (BDSP is the worst mostly for being a disappointment)

Legends has better shiny hunting

Sword/Shield had better raids

I didn't play Let's Go as much as the others but it is polished and an enjoyable experience

All three run better than SV and have fewer glitches

#fortunately my 3ds should get finished with repairs this month so i can do some sos chaining instead #i have bank and transporter on it if they didnt fuck it up #it sucks i find sv hunting so frustrating because there are a bunch of pokemon where that's the only way on switch to hunt them #like i would love to get a shiny scatterbug but to hunt it on 3ds i would need to do a new playthrough because my files are weird #(i bought a powersaves and tried to do multiple files and switching computers made it a mess so i just need to play again) #and then i need to get some help somewhere to complete the ENTIRE nat dex to get the shiny charm #because i balk at the idea of not using shiny charm #and even then i have to do random encounters because i dont want to do masuda method #i'll have to do the same with oras but at least dexnav provides an alternative #it will be nice to replay those games properly #fun fact i have done rng manipulation hunting in bw2 #got a shiny latias 2/3 of the lake trio (got a full odds uxie in bdsp so ive got the whole gang) and an absol for a friend #bdsp despite my low playtime i got 3 shinies #the aformentioned uxie a quagsire in the marsh and a random tentacruel. no idea how or why #i intended to finish the dex in bdsp for the shiny charm even though it helped like two things but i didnt vibe with the game enough #ds rng manip is cool if you have not a 3ds and a computer look into it. did gen 5 for specific mons and got cute charm glitch on hgss #there is also rng manip for 3ds titles but i didnt find out until the charging stopped working right so i havent been able to try it #(i removed the battery to charge it so the date reset regularly) #also id you have a 3ds. hack it. do it. 3ds.hacks.guide it's very well-written and lets you do cool shit #including piracy

[minimoefoe]

decided i wanna start on another cardigan and this is the plan i have so far

- the colour pattern is probs gonna change a bit bc there’s already some placement i’m not 100% happy with but this is pretty close

- i’m gonna just buy some yarn from a shop near me instead of ordering stuff online like i usually do bc it’ll be cheaper and bc this is just for me it doesn’t matter much about the yarn quality. if i manage to make it good enough to sell then i’ll order some better stuff and make a new one

- these colours aren’t based off of any yarn, they’re just basic rainbow colours so chances are the actual colours i get will be a bit off from this

- added an extra row of squares along the bottom bc the first one i made was a bit short for me

- i’m not doing a different stitch for each colour this time around. it’s all going to be garter, so i can focus more on making it tidy and generally better made rather than tryna do different stitches i’m not very good at and having to deal with lopsided squares

#Nat knits #i can’t get the yarn yet so won’t be starting it for a bit #but I’m glad I have a plan-ish now #i feel like if I end up being able to do it well enough to sell #imma need to figure out different sizes and all that shit and maybe give ppl a bunch of options #bc other than the length which was a bit short #the original cardigan I made was already oversized on me #and I’m not Small #so on some ppl it might be too oversized #idk #I’ll worry about it when I get to it #i feel like this cardigan is gonna be better tho #I’m excited #i haven’t actually done any knitting #in over a month lmao

[quiveringdeer]

I know others got it worse probs, but it's so obnoxious that I can't find a place to live around here for less than half my monthly income. the whole It's suppose to be a third is such a damn lie.

I know some people cut back and live off instant ramen and stuff but I don't want to have to do that. this nation is a joke. and humans inventing currency was a shit ass idea

#nat rants #maybe i'll just renew and stay here. better than having to move somewhere else just as expensive #in my busiest time of the year #plus pack my shit and pay movers #cause im sorry even if it wasnt gonna be the busiest part of my work time #im done having to do multiple trips and enlist friends who never have time in their schedule #especially when i've had to move almost every two years like clockwork the past few #and vefore that yearly #im so tired #i know at least im not homeless but that shouldnt be the fucking other side of the coin

[natsmagi]

femstars week is 5 days away and my besties birthday is 10 days away and ntmg week is 12 days away this means i have to come up with [checks notes] 15 art ideas for the upcoming two weeks. none of which i have started working on because i love procrastinating and now i am paying the price

#not even taking my own birthday into account........ #so if i wanna be on time with ntmg week i gotta. have shit done beforehand #im going to die #its been real #“nat you dont have to draw for every single day” no i do #(we'll see how it goes honestly) (have sympathy) (pray for my wrist) #nat rambles

[albatris]

also yeah re: quinn's "nat and I are above having boundaries!" nat like 2 chapters later is like "fucking excuse me no the fuck we aren't"

#it just happens 2 b that when nat is in such a worked up state that he's worried he's not safe to be around humans (and is probably right) #this IS something quinn is specifically and explicitly exempt from #unsafe for humans nat = still safe for quinn nat #this goes to quinn's head somewhat #but yeah quinn tries some shit later and nat is like UM?? BOUNDARIES?? remember that time in book one where #you kept pulling shady shit like this and i had to pin you down and threaten to kill you about it? #its all a bit of a learning curve for dear sweet quinn lmao #*dear sweet quinn = bastard #in quinn's defence they were sort of half joking about the boundaries thing n when nat is #absolutely not ok with that whatsoever they adjust accordingly #quinn is Trying #(with nat) #(they're not particularly motivated for trying with anyone else and has already done the boundaries learning curve with alex lmao) #ALSO TO BE FAIR. #nat and quinn are NOT above having boundaries so nat is correct on that front #BUT. nat u are also both codependent unhinged bastards who do not have a healthy relationship in a lot of respects #y'all still deserve zeke's ''what the fuck is wrong with you?''

[purple--queen]

Love the fact that it was never mentioned again, that the WSC decided to blow up NY with an Atom Bomb & then four years later the UN decided that the Avengers are a threat like... bros the Avengers might fucking up a bit, but at least they try to save people. 

#i was cleaning my bathroom & BAM this thought came into my mind #the Avengers doing mistakes...they fuck things up...but they try their best so save people...while the WSC said: blow that shit up :D #do the people of ny know that the aliens wasn't the big problem that day #when Nat leaked everything about shield/hydra was their are note that said: we activated an atom bomb #why did they even had fucking atom bombs on the helicarrier? #Hulk & Thor could have hit on of these things while fighting... #Clinton could have done something with it while being under mindcontrol #dude one: we need a few weapons on board...any ideas? #dude two: what about atom bombs? #dude one: great idea. lets do it #thats just so stupid #also nobody said anything... #Did Cap saw this & just thought: well it exploded in space so thats cool :) #when you start thinking about it...you cant stop... #purplethinking #the avengers #marvel avengers

[antirepurp]

i didn’t get very far in usum yet bc of all the hassle i experienced just getting the game to run but i still have those familiar mixed feelings on it. the graphics are neat with the right filters, the UI’s lovely as all hell, and sure the story does get a bit overbearing when it wants to but there’s still a feeling to these games that keeps bringing me back, at least for melemele island if nothing else

like there’s plenty to appreciate here. the cutscenes where the characters don’t just stand there performing default animations are nice, pokemon refresh is just about the streamlining amie needed, and the concept of regional variants is kinda fun. but the handholding, oh the handholding, whatever happened to the chaos of being a 10 y/o who forcefully barges their way out of town and almost gets mauled by rats before the adults give them a pokemon to go haywire with? the world-ending evil organizations that are thwarted by that same kid who also somehow captured a god? scouring your way through the wilderness with the power of your own pokemon? the pokerides do eliminate the problem of HM slaves sure, but they make the whole adventure seem less like an adventure and more like taking the bus downtown to go shopping. and the ride gear does not help the cause whatsoever

alola has good concepts, hell i don’t even mind the trials they’re fine for the most part. but i feel like it started this trend where you’re no longer exploring the world of pokemon and discovering creatures and going to uncharted locations full of mysteries, you’re just... walking across the neighborhood, politely obeying the street signs. even kalos felt more untamed, and that region came with the biggest city pokemon had ever seen to date. i don’t mind the attempt at making the world feel more lived-in or featuring up-to-date technology, but there are too many concrete roads and too many comfortable street signs and metal fences that keep the wild pokemon at bay. and too much goddamn safety gear i cannot emphasize how much that breaks the illusion of any adventure you could be having here

i’ll have to play more to really hone these thoughts, this is just first impressions mixed with my previous opinions on the games and the region in general. im hoping to gain a new appreciation for all this now that time’s passed and we’ve experienced the linearity of galar and the region where you clip through the floor or whatever it’s called

#soda offers you a can #i think some people feel this way abt unova right? mixed feelings and shit? #for the most part my thoughts on these games are pretty clear #like gen 1 is dumb fun and gen 2 is peak aesthetic #3 and 4 are nostalgic as hell for me for different reasons #gen 5 i think was the peak honestly #and i have a gen6 bias bc i played it So Fucking Much and it got me into competitive #gen8 was disappointing and i think im done with the games for now #but alola. what a mysterious beast. #couldn't get into it (+ ran out of steam for pokemon in general around that time) #and i felt very salty about the PC box space i remember that very clearly #(had to split my nat dex onto sun and ultra moon just to store all the dudes and still have SOME space) #but i know some people love it dearly and i desperately want to see why and feel those vibes #bc i think there's a neat game somewhere in here #i just gotta reach it i think