#NEW JERSEY HERE I COME

[princess-aries]

what the fuck what the fuck what the FUCK THE DAY IS FINALLY HEREEEEEEEEEE

#personal #NEW JERSEY HERE I COME #I CANT WAIT TO MEET HANNAH IN PERSON IM GUNNA SOB

[rainparadefromhell]

i still can't believe they filmed this.

#the little hmm #and i for you i can try #them being the personification of the new york x jersey beef #but always coming back to each other #devi's hand on his face #they way they are both SO calm here and so full of love for each other #ben getting so serious when he tells her they should be together #like DUH #ofc you are together #nhie #never have i ever #never have i ever netflix #never have i ever season 4 #benvi #ben x devi #ben gross #devi vishwakumar

[damnprecious]

Fun cha cha cha fact: the song was played during a break in a NHL playoff game between Dallas Stars (a team with like five finns and green jerseys) and Seattle Kraken

There's a clip of it on this Yle article, not sure if it can be viewed outside of Finland

#käärijä #finland #ice hockey #esc23 #I know I know I know we don't care about sports on tumblr dot com #but I wanted to share some fun news amongst the shitshow that the aftermath has turned into #I mean it wouldn't surprise me if some nhl team had played finnish music before #but our green boi really do be spreading the joy that is cha cha cha #that one kraken fan in the bleachers seems to be enjoying it and I'm so here for it #disclaimer: my knowledge of nhl comes from casually reading about the finnish players #and hoping that a team with at least one finn wins the stanley cup #and from bardown quizzes as well as weird nhl clips #bc those are amusing to watch #the fact that dallas has green jerseys and they're out there cha cha cha'ing brings me joy

[imperatorrrrr]

anyway, the reason we lost to the fucking Oilers was because there were more Oilers that used Pride Tape at THE DEVILS PRIDE NIGHT than actual Devils players did.

that's fucking queer karma for you.

#New Jersey Devils #Devils #Devils LB #NJD #can't believe my arch nemesis USED PRIDE TAPE at an AWAY GAME #like can't believe I have to sit here and praise fucking CMD #like come the fuck on #anyway thats EXACTLY why we lost #not the bad start or the fact that we can't play with a lead or the goaltending or the defense or Lindy #Text

[freaquin]

horm stawks thoughts for today

#girl when i say i didn't know i could draw skimmers until about 9 hours ago? #i choose to believe you're going to read that one note as 'make new jersey taller' #come to think if it have i ever even posted a good nj pic on here #storm hawks #cyclonian talons #talons #skimmer #oc #concept art #concept design #vehicle design #art #my art #artists on tumblr #aot #sketch #sketchbook

[kyistell]

@nohappinessinthisworld Alright I finally did it, NJ headcanons. I had fun doing these

New Jersey-

Refuses to try Poutine, says that it’s just Disco Fries but worse

Suffers every summer, he can deal with the heat but he doesn’t like it

Never fully understood why murder was so bad until around the 90s when some good friends of his got murdered

He doesn’t like hurting the OG13 since he considers them apart of his family, so whenever he does it’s a complete tonal shift for about a week

He doesn’t actually smell all to bad, just like a normal guy, but he can make it worse however it only affects the states

He REALLY hates rain storms, whether it’s tropical or a hurricane or just a storm with lightning he HATES it, he’s actually gotten a lot better since the 2010s since before he would just have a panic attack the entire time (York helped a lot with this)

His hair gets frosted tips whenever there’s snow sticking in the state, if it’s a lot of snow his face will get way paler, his cheeks blueish and his freckles look like snowflakes

“Jersey if you stab Colorado with your skate blade again I’m tellin yer Ma” -Mass every single time there’s a hockey game between NJ and CO

Was inducted into a knitting club by his friend who worked at the library, all the old ladies in the club are very nice and have helped Jersey get as good at knitting as he is now

While he has had a lot of hobbies over the years, he only has a few active ones, such as knitting and cooking and garden/farm stuff (hockey doesn’t count because it’s a lifestyle not a hobby, his words)

Is not a fan of the Nintendo Switch, only owns one because what else is he going to do? Transfer games onto the DS illegally? (yes but that’s besides the point)

Oh he has horns and a tail alright, but he doesn’t have them always, he can just hide them and whatnot so most of the states don’t actually know that he does, only the OG13 know because oh boy did he have horrible control over it as a young child

Was very confused when he found out that the other states don’t have family’s, that they just spawned out of nowhere, in his mind it shouldn’t be possible but it is (“You can’t just CREATE mass like that, just because magic exists doesn’t mean you can just IGNORE SCIENCE!!!!”)

While he cooks a TON at the StateHouse, he actually tends to eat out when at home, support local diners oh and Wawa and QuickCheck

Was very obsessed with demon magic and stuff during the pandemic in the StateHouse, listen he was bored and curious, it was stupid but fun

#welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt #wttt new jersey #wttsh new jersey #wttt headcanons #so lets be real here #i could do more #i wont #because i have some self preservation #not much but enough #i like that the more headcanons i do #the more my thoughts on how personifications work come through #just casually adding in world building as we go on #its not like im going to do a fic #but if i was to #this helps flesh out the world building a bit #anyway i love NJ because Jersey is the best state and i will die on this hill #signed: a New Jersian #kyi requests

[boxwinebaddie]

wait... does jers know hebrew?

jersey knows hebrew!!! sheila raised him to be a Noise Jewish Buoy.

he also went to hebrew school and temple every weekend growing up, but tbh, learning how read/write hebrew, being on top of his class and the best student in hebrew school was less about kyle being passionate about his heritage and was more about winning and being the best at any given task or trade. in a similarly unhealthy sense, pursuing shabbat every saturday was more of a control thing, an ocd trigger, a routine and regimen that he felt he needed to complete.

also not to peddle/push the downright false agenda that kyle actively attempts to seek out conversations with his peers or even wants to engage with other human beings at all, but a lot of kyle’s relatives, specifically the older ones, only speak yiddish or understand hebrew, so over the course of several childhood birthdays, seder dinners, and passovers passed, kyle developed a fluency for his family members.

speaking of jewish holidays and such tho, at thirteen, kyle had his bar mitzvah ( stan was supposed to come ofc, but something came up ), spoke a lot of hebrew during that ofc, but as a present, zayde and bubbe got kyle a star of david necklace so that jers could keep the faith w/ him at all times. literally. bc when kyle was at his heaviest, that chain was basically a choker and the clasp got stuck/rusted over so kyle...couldn’t get it off.

basically, stan's iconic everyday cartoon character necklace is the mysterious sexy vampy emo boy red glass heart shaped vial necklace n ky's is the lil gold star of david chain/pendant from zayde & bubbe.

on the topic of cartoon character boy things tho and specifically jersey kyle and his canon sp show outfit, i will say that when jersey goes for runs ( specifically in the summer when its hot ) or goes kick boxing with tweek, he does revisit his high school roots and wears the beat up white tank top, gold star of david chain, baggy good will jeans and sneakers. i’m not sure if he gels his hair back anymore ( that was such a big hs phase for him ) but he does put it back in a ponytail sometimes so it doesn’t get in his way when he’s exercising.

please note the white tank top is sometimes the ‘talk nerdy to me’ tank top that bebe got him as a joke for his birthday bc like, he’s exercising, who cares.

...stan cares.

stan cares…A Lot. ;)

bc the talk nerdy to me white tank top is the jerseykyle equivalent of stan wearing the support rock fuck a rockstar tank top. they r hating.

and ohhhh my god when jersey comes back from the boxing studio glistening with sweat, spitting his mouth guard into the case, all fired up bc he was just gettin all that aggression out, punching and kicking shit, releasing lots of catharsis, with his accent all heavy, swearing very liberally in yiddish, still cussing out the other cars on the road… ft. stan like i need u to do...Horrible Things to me. on every surface.

sorry, getting my mind out of the gutter, i swear! but kyle can def speak hebrew and while he swore he would never become his mother...he literally developed all her little yiddish mom sayings by accident, calls ike bubbeleh, constantly uses the schmatta to wipe schmutz of stans face, calls everyone a fucken dummkopf, says oy vey and oy gevault waaay too much. i love jersey he is so cuteeeee in his lil star of david apron, hand on hip, kochlefl in the other, making dinner shakin his head like ya betta wash ya Hands, nasty boy!

bonus hc: when stan goes off to college he actually takes hebrew as his elective class to try and impress kyle shsjs he is sooooooo fkn bad at it tho like the same way that jersey can’t roll his rs, raven cannot do the glottal stops. it’s so fucking funny oh my god. it’s ok kyle gives him private lessons. he requires…a lot of support & multiple sessions.

i honestly think that if they do actually decide to get married and conform to the standards of society for the hell of it; jerseykyles vows are in spanish and ravenstans are in hebrew <3 ;-;

-uncle nina, jew jersey kyle broflovski supremacy

#i feel like recently he hasn’t been a v good jew or that’s what i said in #chapter three of rm like he stopped having time for temple #doesn’t really read the torah or speak hebrew v much anymore #he kinda lost the faith & he’s a cynic so religion is hard for him #after stan died he figured like if there was a god #and that god took stan away from him he must be cruel #or that there was no god bc no truly benevolent thing could let something so evil and merciless happen #every once and a while kyle does pray but it’s more of a #hey god or whatever is up there i am not sure if ur real #my stupid cat ate a glow stick and im scared he’s gonna die #i like to think he revisits his faith post rm bc when stan comes back #his faith i. humanity and in general is restored #raveseys kid nova also speaks hebrew and spanish btw #ALSO JERSEY WEARING THE TALK NERDY TO ME TANK TOP THE LOW RISE JEANS AND PUTTING HIS HAIR BACK #W THE STAR OF DAVID CHAN NECKLACE #OH MY GODDDDDD IT IS LIKE NIGARA FALLS IN THEIR APARTMENT FOR STANLEY MARSH IM NOT EVEN KIDDING #him and craig got invited to sit in once…don’t ask them the color of anything like for a pacifist stan was ABT that violence! #bad boy mean streets street brawler gangsta scary attack dog new jersey kyle just one chance stan is like plssss beat my ass #i just know his accent is sooooo like the Is He Botha’rin Ya Sweethaught??? We Gotta Fuken Problem Here or What?! #anyways...jail #stan coming back in from the gym swearing and sweaty whipping his hair out of the hair tie all like stanley u would naught Believe!! #these hitsigers today the fucken aduacity of these chazers like can anyone FUCKEN drive these days?? just me??? hoooly shit #and stans just in his big emo boy teeshirt and shorts playing nintendo switch all heart eyes has no idea what kyles sayin #stan every day like god i love my really scary really hot super best boyfriend like he rly is down so horrendously 4 feral kyle

[elliebartlets]

so much shit is going on with all sides of my family and I’m feeling very overwhelmed

#my grandfather is probably going to die within the year #and I walked in on my mom crying the other day about it #which made me sad and made it more real #cause it feels like it was a long time coming but also feels like it happened too fast #my great aunt has really bad problems with her hip and can’t get it replaced because she’s so old and had a stroke #so there’s a risk of putting her under anesthesia #and not only is she in so much pain and can barely move to eat or go to the bathroom #but she lives alone and her daughters who live near her won’t visit her!!! #she has a granddaughter who visits her the most but she’s also busy with work and her kid and stuff #I truly don’t know all the details but they’ve always been weird like the one daughter always accused her husband (her stepdad) of #“playing favorites” with the other daughter. and it’s like? get over yourself #I’d understand if my great aunt was a horrible mother or something but she doesn’t seem to be #plus she raised her granddaughter (one of her daughters kids) so the least that daughter could do is fucking visit her #idk I just feel so bad for her and hope she’s ok #plus there’s stuff going on with my brother which I’m not getting into on here #it’s just like all of this was slowly building up and it all crashed down at once #oh and my uncles mom died (not my grandmother or blood related to me at all) and my aunt will not go to the funeral cause my one uncles #sister is a total c u next Tuesday #like I met my uncles 2 sisters once 20+ years ago when I was in my aunts wedding #so I don’t remember them but everything I hear about them reminds me of the sopranos family #stereotypical new jersey Italian family that hates each other #like down to the siblings too. one sister who is insane and starts fights (Janice) and the other who is more “normal” who I don’t #hear about as much (baraba) #then you have my uncle who is very hot and cold like Tony soprano. plus possibly involved in the mafia or mob or something #I’m not overwhelmed by my uncles family/mom dying btw #it’s just some family drama that’s adding fuel to the fire of stuff happening #ANYWAY #breakdown/vent over! back to my assignments! #personal

[angelsdean]

the struggle of wanting to plop young dean down in new jersey like literally where i live for a fic but not wanting to say where i live sjkdfjsf 

#john rents out a cheap basement apartment and leaves them there for like almost a full school yr #while he takes on cases up and down the east coast #i'm thinking dean's like 17 post-nun burning and is gonna have a lil coming of age movie arc #they live close enough to the local schools that they can walk bc dean doesnt have the impala yet #and dean also takes the train (nj transit babeyyy. horrible awful transportation system) and goes to like asbury for punk shows #ends up at a gay bar and has a good honest eye opening chat with an older man (who may or may not be time traveling cas idk yet) #if it's Not part of my series of sort of interconnected time traveling cas one shots then maybe it could be an AU where cas is the same age #idk tho. im not rly that far into the details. just a broad dreamy sketch of the story #oh also they live close to a horse farm (there are. many around here) and dean goes for walks and passes it a lot and waves to the horses #and one day the guy who works there gets to talking w him and invites him to meet the horses and walk around the ranch (a girl can dream) #maybe he ends up getting a little job there cleaning the stables idk #and all throughout there's also this longing to go to the shore. and it's. very close by like they are not far from the beach #but it feels untouchable it feels like a place he can never go and it's all in his head and he's holding himself back and its a metaphor ofc #anyways yeah. i think putting him in jersey could fix him or give him new issues. one of those #vic.txt

[upi-luukkonen]

uticacomets: Heard you all wanted some Schmid content? 🇨🇭

#yes. yes we did #akira schmid #sorry i dont know if its dumb to post this shit on here but i think its fun #utica comets #new jersey devils #my sweet goalie!! come back soon!! #the 4th picture is so cute

[godblooded]

so my aunt’s having the treatment and then we have to drive thirty minutes to the er to get platelets for an hour. are you fucking kidding me. are you seriously fucking kidding me.

#ooc. mikkelsen vc: this week on kat valentine's hannibal. #[‘the doctor wasn’t aware of how heavy the workflow is here’ when I tell you I flipped the fuck out. immediately just went ‘she’s not a #brand new patient? she’s been coming here for more than a year?’ and now I’m outside finishing a j because my stress levels are escalating #off the charts. doctor couldn’t get her shit in check so now we have to spend 4 hours bouncing all over New Jersey. I fucking hate everyone. #my aunt literally has cancer I don’t know why you think these stress levels are decent for a person going through cancer treatments. I’ve #said this before and I’ll say it again: the doctor’s attitude and assistance makes as big a difference as testaments do. when you’re fucking #wishy washy as shit it’s not exactly emboldening to your fucking patient. your shitty attitude is harmful. your negligence is a fuckjng #hindrance.] #negative / #cancer /

[lavender-femme]

I don’t wanna fucking do this anymore

It hurts too much and I’m just so tired of starting to feel a bit better and just having the wounds sliced open right across the fresh scars

I’m so so fucking tired of this I don’t want to do any of this anymore

#checked my email to see a package sent through ups was being delivered tomorrow #it said it was shipped from Illinois and weighed 11npounds #and I’m sitting here like okay what the fuck I don’t remember ordering anything that would weigh that much #and then I log in on the ups website and it changes to say it was shipped from New Jersey #which of course causes immediate crying #[redacted] fucking sent the last of my stuff I guess #and of course she couldn’t fucking be bothered to tell me #and those are my books !!!!! #my fucking precious belongings that I care for more than pretty much any others #i asked her to not send them #to allow me to come get them on my own time #i told her if she needed to put them in the attic so they weren’t in her way to do it #i asked her to just give me this one fucking thing for myself #she got to make all these decisions #she got to choose to be rid of me #she got to choose when and how to tear my heart to fucking shreds #i just wanted ONE thing to myself #i wanted to say goodbye to jersey in my own way #because she took that opportunity away from me #i wanted my own form of closure even if she would never give me any #and now she’s taken that away too #and god my books #the last box she sent was totally busted open #enough for things to get damaged or fall out #and she claimed she spent over $100 to send it and it was the most poorly packaged shit ever #clothes just thrown in not even folded #shoes in grocery bags… make up bag just tossed in #i can’t fucking imagine what she’s done with my books #i can’t believe i trusted her with my whole heart… with my whole self #broken petals

[anti-gravity-insanity]

I wouldn’t expect to be offered food if visiting someone’s house???

#glad this whole thing is bringing attention to issues and social justice causes that need more attention in Sweden #but the whole food thing is wild to me??? #my family always offers people food when they come over like as a kid #but I wouldn’t expect to be offered food at someone else’s house? #it’s not like you’re there for many days? #just a couple hours #plus like why eat someone else’s food you don’t know how they make it or have any input on what is being served or how that family conducts #their dinners it’s quite nerve wracking and uncomfortable when u simply can eat #when u get home??? #who gets hungry every few hours??? (barring medical conditions which of course are exempt) #maybe it’s just that I have weird relations to food but #I knew Americans liked large portion sizes and left overs #didn’t realize I was missing that they also love feeding people? I mean I’m #from New Jersey I’m Italian I guess I just slipped through the cracks here #it feels weird and wrong to eat at someone else’s house just wait for them to finish? #gravical #like snakcking is on thin ice if it’s just u and ur friend #or like a birthday party with multiple people and multiple parents

[diocletion-aint-shit]

you know what I love? Fallout trailers. in the style of New Vegas and Fallout 3 specifically. I keep thinking about hypothetical versions. I also love 76 using a song to indicate where its set. for example, if they were to set a Fallout game in New York: We see a radio flicker to life. It starts with that ink spots riff from "Maybe" and "I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire", before transitioning to Frank Sinatra's big band playing the opening choards to New York, New York. The camera pans back. Its a portable transistor radio, on a seat next to a skeleton. It further pans outwards. The seat is a train bench, the trains itself of course wrecked in a station. A faint, scratchy "Stand clear of the closing doors" Echoes in the background. The camera pans further back, the station roof is collapsed in, allowing the camera to pan smoothly to the street, out over City Hall Park and the city hall itself, the background filling with tall buildings. It continues, following a road up and across the river until we finally stop with the Manhattan side tower of the Brooklyn bridge visible, part of one of its arches collapsed, and we linger on a shot of the lower Manhattan skyline. Call me, Bethesda

#I was thinking about the mechanics of a NYC Fallout recently #It would be fun #I'd place the bomb in Central park to have that be a unique environment and to make sure lower Manhattan is still existing #You could easily isolate Manhattan if you're looking to limit the play area #but I'd say include a condensed long island for variety #Just cut off Jersey and the Bronx and your play area is limited pretty naturally #I'd place the BOS in the UN because well lets be honest they'd love thatVa #I think having the guardian angels would be a fun faction #and a mobster faction #Vault-tec office on Wall Street #A main settlement in grand central #So many possibilities #you could even base the plot on that folks are coming here tryign to make a life for themselves from across the wasteland. very NYC #Idk if the enclave should be there but if so #maybe they own Ellis Island #anyway I'm just rambling but I'd like to see it #but also not because I feel like these games are at their best with somewhere semi-obscure #New York feels almost too obvious #It also probably got flattened in the lore I havent checked

[kyistell]

Requests are open, art or headcanons or whatever, send them in and I will get to them I promise :)

#welcome to the table #wttt new jersey #wttt new york #wttt california #im bored and tired #only good things can come from this #probably anyway #now i have kinda nothing to do #no hockey for 10 days #i think ill go skating again soon #i do have writing to do #more than a couple days behind #but now i can work on that #but at the same time #i also have a thing to finish reading #so instead #i thought #“haha yeah but what about tumblr” #so here we are #ive been sleeping all day #so there is no reason for me to be tired #are the tags long enough? #no idea lolz #blep

[faeriekit]

"Okay." Danny slowly laid the already cold body back onto the table, ready to slide back it into the refuge of cold storage. "Okay. Dead guy. Stay there."

The body didn't move.

"Fantastic. Now. Hang out while I pour the embalming fluid into the pump, alright? It should only be a minute."

And it usually did; working in a funeral home wasn't extremely glamorous, but it paid the bills, and Danny had already been used to the rhyme and rhythm of negotiating death with the public by the time he sent in his mortuary school application. It had been a transition that made sense. And in the end, the degree had only cost him a few extra years post-graduation and a little dig into student loans, and now Danny had a stable 12-8 job and health insurance valid in the state of new jersey.

Today, though, the pump had that decided enough was enough. With a bang and a boom, the pump spat out a cloud of smoke and clunked uncomfortably.

The dead body sat up.

Danny scrambled over to push it back down. "No. We talked about this. Dead people don't move. If you want to stay here and have me put you back together all the time, you have to stay put. Got it?"

Whatever the weird gold-eye corpses were on in Gotham, they at least listened to him on occasion. They weren't ghosts, per se— they never pinged on any of the ghost detection devices Mom and Dad had packed in his going-away-to-college bag— but they were, despite being occasionally animate, perfectly deceased.

Weird. Danny had never gotten used to it. Still, they came in droves, too eager to sit on the top of the basement stairwell and lurk in the corners and stare endlessly at them with their weird, avian eyes, and sometimes they heralded the arrival similarly weird-ass bodies that had lost their heads or their arms or their limbs through the more conventional channels.

"I'm losing too much thread to all y'all coming in all the time," Danny complained to the dead body, who, at the moment, was the only person present to blame. "Stop getting your limbs cut off. This stuff is expensive, you know. It's a specialty order."

The body didn't even have the courtesy to blink. Rude.

"At least let them bury you this time. Every time one of you darts off when my back's turned, my boss thinks I'm stealing corpses. My coworkers think I'm building my own Frankenstein or something."

The corpse neither verbalized nor blinked, but Danny hadn't expected it to; with a sigh, he rolled the corpse back into cold storage, locked its little door (not that locking it in had ever stopped it) and called it quits for the night.

It's not like anyone was paying him for the extra hours anyway.

#I'm very pro Danny accidentally adopts a whole bunch of Talons #people have definitely done it before but this scene came to me in a vision #a horrible caffeinated vision #could absolutely be an excuse for #talon!dick #talons #dp x dc #faer fic #dpxdc #dcxdp #talon!au #dcu crossover #death tw #well. the funeral industry anyway #medical tw #just in case #corpse tw #¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #free to a good home