#Mr. Greedy

[amfmrdo]

#miku #hatsune miku #mr greedy #vocaloid #from that one tweet that said every artist should try to draw her at least once #fanart

[thesweetnessofspring]

Wishing we could have gotten to hear Mr. Everdeen singing The Hanging Tree while little Peeta listened to see if the birds stopped to hear him sing. Just imagine a clear tenor singing it in acapella, only the sound of his footsteps accompanying him and it echoing between the town building in the middle of winter.

#the hunger games #the hanging tree #mr. everdeen #i get one good version and i'm greedy #why we deserve a thg series #i added the winter bit but it seems appropriate

[maddie-grove]

I don’t mind per se that the adaptations generally make Mr. Collins purely comic and/or less malicious, but it does annoy me that people would probably think it was untrue to the book if someone made an adaptation where he’s genuinely mean-spirited.

#pride and prejudice #like. you know when there is a Christian in a story #and he’s small-minded and mean-spirited and greedy #and he throws an unwed teenage mother out into the snow #Mr. Collins has that in him

[misc-obeyme]

mc: *texting* staying at thirteen's place tonight ^_^

solomon, slightly jealous: okay ^_^

(next morning)

mc: *comes back with hickeys and hair a little messed up*

solomon, extremely jealous: okay ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^

Solomon: This is fine, everything is fine.

MC: Oh? Then why is the book you're holding on fire?

Solomon: Ah, is it? How silly of me. *attempts to put out the flames without giving himself away*

MC: You're not fooling anybody, you know.

He's doing his best to act like nothing is bothering him and not doing a very good job.

However, I can also imagine him being deliberately troublesome and he knows exactly what he's doing. He's gonna make you forget all about Thirteen and you won't even realize what's happening until it's too late. It all starts so innocently with a soft touch here and there, maybe a brief press of lips against your neck. A few specific words and fleeting glances and suggestive smiles. You get to decide if you give in or not.

What can I say, I love a jealous-prone trouble making sorcerer. Though I also love a sweet beautiful reaper. I would like to have both, personally.

#I thought about saying add in a butler but that felt greedy lol #ah and don't even get me started on mr greedy himself 'cause I'll take him too #anyway please disregard these tags I am unhinged tonight #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me solomon #obey me thirteen #anon asks #misc answers

[ravenpuffheadcanons]

Only about 10% in, but so far this is a strong contender for (fiction) book of the year for me.

#a bit like when I read Possession this time last year and I knew no other book would touch it #I mean not quite like that #I don’t think this will join Gaudy Night and Gilead and LOTR as one of the books of my heart #but I absolutely love it so far #susanna clarke #it has been a bit of a week BUT I now have a four-day weekend #and frankly I intend to do very little other than reading this in huge greedy portions #Lou reads #jonathan strange and mr norrell

[mrdizzy]

Official wallpapers part 11/?

#mr men and little miss #little miss tiny #mr tickle #little miss sunshine #mr greedy #mmlm

[lunalockley]

Body and soul

Masterlist

Steven Grant x Fem!Reader

Warnings: Fluff and more fluff

Summary: After a long day you get home to watch your favorite movie with your favorite soft boy

Words: 800, working on making them longer

Notes: There's some rain, some Pride and Prejudice, some kisses and some fluffy Steven <3

It’s raining on your way back home. The city lights reflect a dazzling echo on the wet pavement, raindrops looking like sparkles on the ground. It’s magical. But you feel too exhausted to appreciate it.

You had too much work to get done today, having barely a few minutes to have a snack every now and then and now you are starving. Your head is pounding at your temples. Your hands are numb and your feet are creeping cold despite the warm socks you’re wearing under your shoes. Even your ears hurt from the chilling air.

All you can think is to put yourself under a stream of hot water and lay on the sofa wearing the comfiest sweatsuit you own with a big cup of hot tea. You don’t even feel like cooking, you’ll order some dinner while you wait for Steven to get home.

That’s what you are thinking when you open your flat’s door and the smell of your favorite soup feels so good that almost makes you cry. As soon as he sees you Steven rushes to kiss you, taking care of your umbrella and coat while he tells you they closed the museum early for lack of visitors.

But instead of answering you only react by holding him as close as you can. His embrace instantly makes you feel better.

You’d think your cold nose against his neck would make him flinch but he only hugs you tighter. Like he knew the warmth of his body has the power to soothe any pain.

“It’s freezing cold, isn’t love?” he asks, smoothing your hair and brushing his fingers in your neck, realizing the tension effortlessly. “I wanted to surprise you by picking you up at work but then I thought that waiting for you with some warm food was better”.

At your lack of words, he backs up a little to look at your face. And he doesn’t even need to ask, he already knows. That’s how much in sync he is with you. You could bet even your heartbeats pound in perfect harmonization.

“What if you change into some comfortable clothes and we have dinner watching whatever you feel like watching? Hmm? What'd you think, love?”

Yet, it still astonishes you how he always knows exactly what to say and what to do to make you feel better. You think he doesn’t even notice it because that’s who he is. Being this kind, considerate, and thoughtful is a second nature to him. It’s as natural to him as breathing.

So later, even when Pride and Prejudice it’s one of your favorite movies, you spent half of the time watching him instead. You’re hypnotized by his genuine reactions, despite the fact he must have watched the movie as many times as you have. You’re absorbed by how he’s not scared of showing his emotions. Completely caught up by the strength behind his open vulnerability.

You melt when he says he gets Darcy’s hand flex because that’s how he feels every time he touches you, when he shakes his head in disapproval at the appearance of Mr. Wickham, when he softly hums the melody of the dancing scene into your neck, when he laughs at the one flower Collin uses to propose, when he holds you closer at Darcy’s confession, when he caresses your hands holding them to his chest at the dawn scene, when he gets teary watching the emotion on Mr. Bennet's face at the end of the movie, and when he helps you get up from the couch, saying he can’t offer you half of Pemberley but all of his heart.

But then he makes you weak on the knees by repeating Darcy’s words in between kisses while leading your way to the bed: “You have bewitched me,” the gentle caresses of his palms on your cheeks, the breathlessness of his low voice sending goosebumps all over your skin, “body and soul”.

You turn around and push him into the mattress. Climbing onto him and easing with your lips that point where his brows meet sometimes, pronouncing the words as a veneration: “And I love,” a fluttering kiss on his eyelids that steal him a soft sight. “I love,” gentle kisses on his flushed cheekbones. Then you back up a little to look him in the eyes, your heart hammering in your chest and all the discomforts of the day long-forgotten as you whisper “I love you”.

#how says you can't have mr. darcy and steven grant in the same fic #just me being greedy #steven grant #steven grant fluff #steven grant x reader #moon knight #moon knight x reader #jake lockley x reader #moon knight fanfiction #steven grant x you #moon knight imagines #steven grant smut #mcu moon knight #pride and prejudice

[hannahbananawadders]

He's one elegant man.

#victoria coren mitchell #vcm #taskmaster #mr greedy esquire #vcm and mr men #barbie selfie generator #britcom

[moonopulent]

Do you have any headcannons of Mr. Greedy

Yes I do🩷 (btw I’m terribly sorry that it took me this long to answer your ask 😭😭)

His Birthday is on thanksgiving (November 24th).

He’s around 25-30.

He binge watches cook shows

He eats at least 10 meals a day

He’s best friends with Mr Skinny

I might add some more later on, thx for the ask ☺️

#mr men and little miss #the little misses #the mr men and little misses #the mr men show #moontalks #mr men #mr men show #mr greedy #headcanons

[yumaisbored]

Mr. Spider just did not understand the concept of British hospitality, and that is the real problem here.

#greedy fly guzzling bastard #justice for mr bluebottle #thinks he’s a gentleman with his stupid red bowler hat #well true gentleman don’t eat their guests #slam the door in his #bloated buggy face #ik spiders aren’t bugs but the alliteration works #top ten british culture fails #mr spider as a metaphor for capitalism anybody?? #blame mr spider #if he had some genuine manners #this wouldn’t have happened #imagine the world ending because you #can’t behave properly and eat a normal meal #mag 81 #mr spider #a guest for mr spider #tma #the magnus archives

[streets-in-paradise]

I'm writing a Dastan x Reader where she is the daughter of Sheik Amar and, while the idea was at first just context for the actions to develop, I wasn't expecting I would actually root for him this much imagining him as a dad.

@axelwolf8109 @halesfavoriteharlot

#he is so mr krabs and she would be his pearl #he may be greedy and cheap but such a proud father #send help #why is it so cute?

[gorillaxyz]

lasr day of school tomorrow before half term.. i see my amhis teacher

#txt #i miss when hed pick on mr to answer questions bc it was cute #but ive gotten greedy... i dont want anyone else to answer #so i put my habd up or just generally speak up ecery timd #amhis

[mrdizzy]

#HUH???????????????? #the book is ''mr greedys guide to food'' btw #i dont think theres any other context im so??????????

[agoldengalaxy]

tfw you get owned by a ten year old

#pokemon #pokeani #pokémon sun and moon #ash ketchum #viren pokemon #YOURE THE GUY CALLED MR GREEDY CREEP #love when ash just roasts the shit out of people #my post

[lorax-god1315]

SNW Finale

Spoilers below:

MR SCOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’ve been wondering if we were going to get another TOS legend appearance. (Waiting for Bones, I don’t think Sulu is likely but I still have hope, and I know we won’t get Chekov, little gremlin man.)

I’m not surprised of the Gorn shit, don’t have any strong opinions about it. It’s interesting, I like the horror aspect as it’s new. (It’s nice, it’s different, it’s unusual.)

SPOCK’S SELF SACRIFICING BULLSHIT MAKES AN APPEARANCE!!!!! It makes me laugh

Totally won’t be surprised if they kill off a character in part 2. (I have a feeling, don’t know what it is but it’s there)

A FUCKING CLIFFHANGER!!!!

(Actually don’t mind, keep things interesting and it gives me Legacy Trek vibes)

Overall top tier, enjoyable, good finale.

#snw spoilers #lorax’s quibbles #take my quibbles as you will #star trek #strange new worlds #snw #hegemony #mr scott #one of my fav little scottish lads #let’s hope that the corporations stop being greedy and provide rights and fair work shiz so it can continue but im not stressed #kaiidth #viva la revolution. down with the capatilist pigs.

[sophieswundergarten]

I really like how pretty much all the "good" characters in MBS have proper names that, while they may have symbolic etymology, just sound like names

However, the trend in the villain names is that they are very thinly-veiled puns about what horrible people they are

#I mean seriously #Nicholas Benedict and his brother Drop the Curtain Used Solely for Deception and Lies #Phil Noland and Mr. Precious the Rude Diamond Snob #Captain Plugg and Covetous Gaines the Greedy Misanthrope Who Prefers Success to Morals and Kindness #Of course there are exceptions like Martina or stuff like “Wetherall” or “Noland” #But all in all it's kind of funny #the mysterious benedict society #mbs