"I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed cat bowl wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
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For all its dumbfuckery, Monty Python and the Holy Grail is genuinely the closest a film adaptation of the Arthurian mythos has ever gotten to capturing how deeply weird the source material really is.
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Falin raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats...💥
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Ye who approacheth the Gnomus Tower must answer me these questions 3, err the inside you’ll see.
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This has been reposted by people so many times (and without credit!) since I first put it on Twitter. but hi I painted this and I like it.
Print is here!
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The Black Beast of AAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!
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BOS squires NOT carrying two halves of coconuts and clip clopping while carrying those massive duffle bags seems wrong to me. They should be clip-clopping.
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