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#Matthew j Helders the third
d0ll0rwh0re · 10 months
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Hi, I'm Moonlight and today, I present to my favourite group of silly middle-aged british men whom I'm obsessed with. I give you the characteristics of the boys which I focus on the most and the names I refer to our arti monkees as; consider this a dictionary <3
I. YELLAM’O DRAWDE SALOHCIN
nicholas edward o'malley
july 5, 1985 (happy birthday n)
oldest of the group, bass and vocals
dvd (deep voice daddy)
“i think that's more a mental health issue than a superstition”
quiet but when he talks, it's 99% proven to be sexual
lives in the basement
background character
goddess amongst man
🐧
eyes eyes eyes
curls curls curls
don't bother him he's just chilling and being a goddess
nicky, NEO (initials), yellamo,
II. EX PORNSTAR
james robert cook
july 8, 1985 (hbd in advance 🍪)
second oldest, rhythm guitar and ex-vocals
legend
unhinged
“jameh don't be a cracko”
will destroy you
chaotic evil
🍪
underrated
red™
screws up on the guitar aLOT
jameh, cookie (-dough/cutter)
III. SIMP
alexander david turner
january 6, 1986 (happy belated birthday m'luv)
second youngest, guitar, songwriter and vocals (also frontman)
becomes a different person every album
shy bbg acting like a bad boy
“you could say they're selling like ghost cookies”
dry
accent 101
dependency issues
sex god
just a sweetheart
fuckable
subby lemur boy
big words
huge nose
pathetic boy charm and autistic tendencies
alix, al, ally, lexi
IV. AGILE BEAST
matthew j. helders iii
may 7, 1986 (happy belated birthday)
youngest, drums and vocals
god
bullied
“I WANNA ROCK AND ROLL”
alex’s babysitter
vlogger
only human who knows technology
precious
▶️
does not age
girl dad
matthew, mattel, god helders
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imsurroundedbytheocean · 10 months
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Matt sporting his Matt Helders x Bound shirt made me smile
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nicoscheer · 8 months
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Alex said his fav song he performed on the 13th was ultracheese (please do it again 🫠)
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“Rock on” 🥹🥹🫶🏽
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxLiZmTrhiV/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
Cheese
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxOTyFvuWnE/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
Sculptures
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Full show
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bandomgay · 8 months
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God idk if I'll be able to make one of those big posts everyone makes after their shows cause unfortunately as usual even though I was happy and excited and my entire life is like literally changed I'm still prone to dissociation in even low stress situations so unfortunately I don't remember a lot but there is moments I wanna talk about that I do remember
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I don't remember what song it was but he did this extremely cute thing during one song where he held his face with his right hand over his ear and in his hair and it was SOOOO adorable literally god he's so fucking cute
During the view from the afternoon there was a literal jamex moment they both basically did like kung. Fu?😭😭 stances at eachother and they both like skipped back and did this dramatic stance and OH MY GODDD Jamie was REALLY feeling pretty vistors like even Alex was REALLLLY into it IT WAS AMAZING
He kept calling us amazing and beautiful crowd we were so FUCKING LOUD like for instance during the encore waiting part we started banging on ALL OF THE SEATS AND I MEAN EVERYONE STOMPING AND HITTING THE SEATS IT WAS SUCH A HIVE MIND MOMENT
There was these 3 guys talking about how they wanted to see mirrorball every song behind me ,😭😭😭 and literally HOLLERED when she finally came down and they were so mad she didn't come down during there'd better be a mirrorball and when she went back up they all started BOOING the guys kept saying "OH GOD HES RIGHT THERE HES LITERALLY RIGHT THERE GOD THAT'S THE LITTLE GUY HIMSELF GOD HES SMALL I JUST WANNA BE ON STAGE WITH HIM ONCE GOD" I was SMILING SO BAD LITERALLY ONE OF US
There was a girl literally sobbing so hard she couldn't speak or walk and her friend and mother were just talking pictures of her red faced and wheezing saying "SMILEEEE" I DIED 💀💀💀💀💀
One person was like "he's literally just saying shit man" THE TONE WAS SO FUNNYYYT
He made a weird ass noise that maybe was like him sighing but honestly it kinda sounded like a whimper and everyone copied the noise right after 😭😭😭
"mr Matthew j helders the third on tha D R U M S and in the spirit of introductions heres a song about a girl I made UP"
He KEPT doing the hair stim literally for me okay
Things I got:
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19 for the arctic monkeys ask game 🫶🏻
19. what's your favourite quote said by someone in the band? feel free to share a link/clip!
hi! thanks for this 🫶🏻
oh that’s got to be something by the great matthew j. helders the third, from the view from the afternoon vlogs. like this absolute gem that i use all the time:
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alexturne · 2 years
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Ah yes, gotta love Arctic Monkeys for who they are:
Matthew J Helders The Third raging on the drum.
Jamie Cook serving ass on the electric guitar.
Nick O'Malley being locked in the basement.
Alex Turner yodelling the most sappy songs.
Yes, very accurate summary! 😂
Good old Maffew in the back and on your girlfriend's mind, and Jamie serving amazing solos whilst serving ass with his thundering asscheeks.
Nick is too hot to be put in a basement. And if yodelling is what Alex is doing now, then by all means continue, it sounds marvelous 😂
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thurnerstorms · 2 years
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i live for mr matthew j helders the third in pretty visitors
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To anyone still in their al and/or MATTHEW J HELDERS THE THIRD phase you are actually in your yellamo🥰/cookie🤗 Phase just like I am
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xivdl · 3 years
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the happiest born day to the agile beast himself, mr matt helders
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movedyourchair505 · 3 years
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After Hours 
I know, no one asked for this. But if anyone was wondering a little bit about Matt’s backstory in NN (which no one was) and how he met his wife, here you go. Smut warning ~
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“So...”
Along with the words, he could feel the dark pair of eyes on him, from the corner of his eye, and despite everything, it was soothing rather than challenging.
“'ow's it feel?”
He let his gaze wander before he offered a response, took in the dim lights that illuminated the inside of the club's darkness here and there, the silhouettes spinning around the shiny poles that the lights bounced off of, reflecting back to the glass-lined wall, the air thick with the smell of whisky bitterness and heavy perfume. He nodded slowly, licking his lips and taking a sip from his drink before looking back at the man to his left. “'s liberatin'...” He inhaled deeply. “'onestleh can't fank yeh enouf, Mr Turner.” He swallowed, diverted his gaze when he did too, another sip that burned down on his tongue, down the heat of his throat. He'd missed the taste, had sworn to himself between the exercise, the focus, the challenges he'd faced that he would never take his freedom for granted again, especially now that the man next to him had made a whole different life possible, the opportunities endless, and he would not waste a single one. He breathed out with content.
“Exquisite, innit?” He raised an eyebrow at the taller man to his right, nodding down to the glass in his hand.
“Bloodeh gorgeous,” he nodded. “What fookin' thrill.” He tilted his head to the side. “'n the view too.”
Turner chuckled. “Aneh of 'em tha' yeh fanceh, amico mio?” He scratched at his jaw as he looked out at the women across the club, dancing, illuminated on the stages. “Yeh pick one. I'll free a private room for yeh in the back, eh? Me treat.”
“Mr Turner...” He swallowed, though couldn't resist the undeniable temptation of the offer.
“Oh,” Turner waved it off, shaking his head. “Yeh work for meh now. Alexander t'yeh.”
He smiled, knew how lucky he could count himself due to the respect he'd earned himself from the most powerful man in the city. “Rehyt. Alexander.” He bit his lip, worried he'd overstep a boundary, but the look in the other man's dark eyes was genuine.
Turner chuckled, gesturing vaguely with his hand before his fingers closed around his glass again. “None of 'em are off limits.”
He swallowed again, looked around, his gaze having wandered, though continuously returned to the same light in the darkness, not too far from them, over and over again, the curves, moves familiar and he nodded towards the tall brunette. “'er.”
Turner followed his gaze, the indicating nod. “I mean, tha's not realleh... 'er line of work. Sheh usualleh joost dances.”
He scratched at his chin, nodding slowly, had already expected the response. “Yeh said none were off limits,” he chuckled, though let his gaze wander to find an alternative.
“Mm.” Turner hummed. “Tha's rehyt, Maffew.” He nodded. “I'll see wha' I can do.” He waved over one of the other security men, stating his command when the man leaned in to await instructions.
“Yeh said sheh dun't-...”
Turner waved it off. “Nobodeh says no teh Alexander Turner.”
He chuckled, pursing his lips, watching as the man wearing a suit identical to his own made his way over to the light Matthew hadn't been able to take his eyes off of, waited until the woman faced him, then beckoning for her to come down, and Matthew eyed the way her hips swayed, the way she shook her hair back as she was led off her stage by the hand and mere moments later stood right in front of them, the other member of security stepping into the back again.
“Mr Turner...” The woman smiled, taking a step towards him.
“'ello, darlin'...” Turner drawled, eyeing the strappy silver dress that clung to her body, accentuated her curves with cut out panels that left little to the imagination, her hair falling in loose waves over her shoulders. “Y'look luvleh...” There was a smile tugging on the corners of his lips. “'avin' a good night?”
“Always,” she smiled, tilting her head as she looked back at him, held his gaze when it met hers again.
“Look, doll,” he hummed. “Dun't wanna aneh pressure on yeh or nofin'...” He placed his hand on her lower back, leaning in as he angled her slightly to face Matthew. “But this is me good friend, Maffew...” He nodded over at him. “He likes yeh, why dun't yeh spend the night wif 'im? Mm?” He reached to stroke his thumb across her cheek. “I need yeh teh show 'im a good time.”
Her gaze wandered over to the man in question and she stepped away from Turner and closer to him instead, placing her hand on his shoulder as she looked him up at down, then back at Turner who raised an eyebrow at her questioningly, making her nod in response. “Hi, Matthew,” she smiled, the tone in her voice melodic.
“'ello...” He swallowed. “Y'look stunnin'. Nice t'meet yeh.”
“And you,” she said, her fingers moving through his hair at the back of his head as she came closer. “I'm Sapphire.”
“Got the room readeh for yeh, take 'im away, eh? Yeh'll beh compensated generousleh,” Turner promised.
She smiled back at him, had expected the reassurance, though would not have insisted on it, given the attraction to her employer's friend, the familiarity. “Thank you, Mr Turner,” she responded, before turning to the man who's hand was now resting on her lower back. “I'm happy to be of service.” She smirked, then walked ahead to lead the way, could feel both their gazes on her as her hips swayed, though before she could open the door, Matthew had caught up with her, his hand pushing down on the handle, then waiting for her to walk through, instantly following and they were shielded from the rest of the club.
She watched as he slowly crossed the room to sit and sink into the plush of dark velvet that lined the wall while her heels clicked on the floor on her way to the pole in the middle of the room, though she held his gaze when he looked back at her, gave a nod when she reached to wrap her fingers around the pole.
He smoothed his hands down his thighs as he leaned back and shifted to get comfortable, unable to take his eyes off her as she started to move, swaying slowly at first, but soon transitioning into the moves he still found somewhat familiar, getting lost in the way she ran her fingers through her hair, her eyes locked on his while she wrapped her leg around the pole, dipped her chest, her movements slow, seductive, capturing his full attention with ease, had his gaze trailing her curves, his fingers twitching.
He cleared his throat. “C'mere,” he hummed, undeniably impatient, moving his legs apart slightly as he watched her follow his command instantly, slow, her hips swaying as she approached him, came to stop once she stood between his legs, where she resumed her dance, teasing him purposefully with her every move, so close that he saw no reason to not touch her, his reaction instinctive as his hands found her hips, though surprised when she shifted into his lap without difficulty, straddling him, her hands on his shoulders.
“Is this what you want?” she hummed, adjusting herself in his lap, grinding, felt him squeeze her hips. She tilted her head to the side. “I haven't seen you here in a while...”
He swallowed, surprised she'd even noticed him before, raising an eyebrow at her.
She pursed her lips. “Where have you been?” she asked quietly, her tone inquisitive.
“Well...” He licked his lips, the innocence in her voice not escaping him, persuasive. “Were caught doin' summat I shouldn't 'ave done...” He cleared his throat again. “Got a year, but... Turner got me out earleh... I work for 'is securiteh now... joost came back...”
She nodded slowly. “Mm,” she hummed. “So you're going to be around more?”
“Definiteleh.”
Her movements had not quite ceased while she spoke, her awareness of the music somewhere in the distance ever-present, the way her hips were slowly working into his, seemingly unaware, but he was sure she knew – it was fuelling a fire within him.
“So how long's it been?” she breathed, leaning closer, her fingers brushing back his hair.
“I mean...” He pursed his lips. “Couple o' monfs...”
She pushed her bottom lip forward in a sultry pout, her eyes wide. “Oh, no...” She blinked back at him. “No one been taking care of you..”
His grip tightened impulsively when he sensed her intention of getting up, but he was soon eased when she attempted to push his knees apart, allowed her to sink down to her knees between his legs.
“This okay, Sir?”
The corners of his lips tugged upwards and he gave a slight shake of his head. “Nah, no need for tha', darlin'...” he drawled. “Joost Maffew.” He cleared his throat. “But... yeah...”
She sat up to busy herself undoing his belt buckle, unzipping the trousers of his black suit trousers. “Alright...” she hummed, lifting her gaze to his again, while slowly freeing him from the restriction of his underwear, wrapping her fingers around his already hard length, eliciting a sigh from him. She licked her lips, tilting her head to the side, a smile playing around her lips. “Matthew.”
“Oh, fook...” He swallowed, his adam's apple prominent, his neck tense. “Darlin'... wha's yehr real name, eh?”
She didn't hesitate, looked back at him fearlessly. “Fiorentina.”
He watched closely as she held his gaze while parting her lips, slowly pursing her lips around him and taking him into her mouth, making him throw his head back, his hand instantly grabbing a hold of the back of her head, fingers knotted into her hair. “Fookin'ell...” he sighed through gritted teeth.
She hummed with her lips wrapped around him tightly, stroking the base of his cock until she took all of him into her mouth, guiding him into the back of her throat and swallowing around his tip, making his hips buck up, her eyes sparkling with satisfaction.
“Oh, doll...” he drawled, pulling lightly on her hair to lift her off his cock for a moment, to gather himself, knew he wouldn't last long if he got carried away, it'd been too long.
“I'll go slow...” she promised, breathing out shakily, raising an eyebrow and taking him into her mouth again once he nodded, her tongue pressed to the underside of his cock as she slowly started bobbing her head, her gaze fixated on his, the depth of his eyes dark, wild.
His chest was heaving, his breathing irregular, her efforts leaving him unable to compose himself, torn between slowing her, pulling her hair, and grabbing the back of her head to fuck her mouth relentlessly, so eager to take more, to give her more, the way she stared back at him weakening his control.
There was a knock on the door that snapped him out of the trance she'd eased him into, the blur of pleasure and ease lifting as he gaze rose to the girl that opened the door, a tray with two glasses and a dark bottle in her hand. He nearly lost himself when the girl between his knees continued without missing a beat, didn't flinch, instead took him deeper into her mouth, once again swallowing around his tip, his eyes threatening to roll back into his head, but he tried to collect himself, clearing his throat before going to address the girl that placed the tray on the table, but she beat him to it.
“Don't let me distract you,” she smiled. “Complimentary drinks from Mr Turner.” She gave him a wink, then was out the door again a moment later.
“He's nice, isn't he?” Fiorentina hummed as she slowly came up to take a breath. “Mr Turner.”
Matthew swallowed, nodding slowly, unsure what fuelled him to tighten his grip on the back of her head, to push her right down on his cock again, would have been regretful had the purr that escaped her not almost pushed him over the edge, though he only slowed for a moment, then rising from his seat, pleased with the way she inched back slightly on her knees in an instant, gave him the room he needed and relaxing to allow him complete control of her, moaning around him as he picked up his pace as he fucked her mouth shamelessly, lost in the heat of the moment and grunting above her until he came too close when she swallowed around him again, tears in the corners of her eyes, the tightness of her throat, her lips, the friction her tongue offered too overwhelming and he pulled her back by her hair forcefully. “Fooook...” he rasped shakily.
She hummed, licking her lips, her eyes wide as she watched him sit back down, one quick nod from him and she shifted into his lap again, angling herself to line herself up with his cock once she'd pushed her thong to the side, and she could hardly catch her breath when he'd already grabbed the base of his cock and positioned her, his other hand on her hip, the second following, her head spinning when he forced her down on him and she mewled from the sudden sensation, the friction as he stretched her mercilessly, overwhelmingly intense. “O-Oh...”
He chuckled shakily, though the moment she attempted to lift her hips forcing her down again, reveling in the way she tightened around him to accommodate to his size, her eyes rolling back, her fingernails digging into his shoulders. “Yeees, doll...” he groaned appreciatively, taking a moment longer to gather himself, to enjoy filling her completely before he loosened his grip as a sign for her to start moving, patting her ass when she didn't straight away. “C'mon, luv...”
She giggled, then slowly lifted herself up to start working her hips into his, her hands in a tight grip on his shoulders, gasping when he bucked up his hips to meet her, encouraged her with his hand still on her hip, guiding her, his grunts, the way he moved her demanding a faster pace until she was bouncing in his lap to the sound of his deep groans, let him push and bend her however he pleased. She was aware of his need, his instinctive reactions and the way he'd lost all control of himself while he seemed in a complete blur of lust, of taking more, his head thrown back until she rolled her hips into his at a particular angle that didn't only make her see stars. His head snapped up and his wild gaze was fixated on her, his grip tighter on her in a silent demand.
“Do tha' again,” he rasped.
The urgency in his voice, the insistence left no room for her to stall or disobey and she repeated the movement, her own eyes threatening to roll back in her head at the way he stretched her, the friction as delicious as it was overwhelming and she whined as his hand came down flat on the small of her back to guide her, arch her, taking complete control of her body, the wild gaze in his eyes weakening her whenever she met them.
He was drunk on the way she moved, followed his every verbal and physical demand, was under a spell watching her, the curves of her body, couldn't hold back from grabbing, moving, bending, taking and craving more the more she gave him, getting lost in her so quickly that he barely knew what he was doing and could hardly handle the way he slowed the pace himself, his grip clamping down on her hips to still her movements, a guttural groan escaping him when her eyes met his, innocent, questioning momentarily why he'd stopped her before she tilted her head and nodded slowly.
“You feel good, Matthew?” she coaxed. “Because you're...” She leaned in, pecking his lips and running her fingers through his short hair, rolling her hips slowly into his, felt him pulsing inside her. “You're making me feel so good...” Her voice trailed off, gasping as his hand came up to wrap around her throat, angling her head as his thumb dug into her skin just below her chin, forced her eyes to stay on his.
“Yeh?”
“I've watched you when you were watching me...” she whispered, biting her bottom lip.
“'ave yeh now?”
She nodded to the best of her ability with his grip on her, whimpering as he stroked his thumb over her throat. “I'm glad you're back... Turner's lucky to have you for security...”
The corner of his mouth tugged upwards and he couldn't suppress the way she made him feel, his eyes widening when she moved her hips, had him to mesmerised on her face. “Fookin'ell...” he groaned, swallowing hard.
His grip tightened automatically on her throat, his rings digging into her skin and she gasped, only for him to loosen his grip with genuine concern. “How about a drink?” she whispered.
Matthew tried to collect himself, nodding slowly. “Mmm...” he nodded. “Get off meh.”
She needed no telling twice, grateful for the way he steadied her until she'd slid off him and regained her balance, her heels clicking on the ground as she made her way over to the table.
He watched her hips sway as she walked, her ass bouncing, her skin shiny with sweat, her silhouette a vision in the dark. His fingers twitched with an impulsive need to force her down the moment she bent forward slightly to pick up the bottle and unscrew the top. “Fook...” he sighed as he slowly rose from his seat and made his way over. “I'm gunna make yeh scream me name, darlin'...”
She turned to look at him over her shoulder, her eyes sparkling with excitement. “Yeah?”
He pursed his lips, taking the bottle from her. “Mmm,” he nodded. “Wha's yehr limit, doll?”
The way his eyes were locked on hers as he without sparing the glasses she handed him poured the drink and did not spill a drop had her knees weakening. She shook her head as if in a trance. “No limits, Sir.”
He raised an eyebrow.
“Matthew.”
The way her lips formed his name was almost too much and he tried to focus on the way their glasses met between them, though she still did not break his gaze, tempted him further as her eyes closed for a moment to savour the luxurious liquor. “Magnificent.”
He swallowed, could not stand waiting a moment longer. “Bend over the table,” he stated dryly, with all the control he had left put into his voice to steady his command. “'m gunna ruin yeh.”
She breathed out shakily, took another sip, then placed her glass down and followed his instructions without missing another beat, turning to look at him over her shoulder, but his hand was at the back of her neck in an instant, his palm hot against her skin from the glass.
“Down.”
She swallowed, her cheek pressed to the surface of the table, could feel him shuffling so opened her legs for him to step in between, earning herself an appreciative groan.
“Good girl.” His fingers were instantly between her thighs, though not teasing long before he was lined up with her again and filled her, too eager to build the pace slowly, too desperate for a warning and he held her where she was with his hand on her hip as she jerked forward, her body tense before she relaxed under his touch. “Shhh...” He smoothed his hand down her back, reveled in the way she adjusted, squirmed for a moment before she melted around him. “Thaa's a good girl...”
She whimpered, tried to brace herself for him really taking control.
“Are yeh alreyht, doll?” He leaned forward, shuffling to adjust himself so he had the leverage he needed.
As he filled her completely, pushed her onto the table, her heels slid off the ground, left her with absolutely no leverage and she turned around to look at him once his hand was no longer holding her down, instead taking hold of both her wrists behind her back. “Please...” she whispered with a nod.
He chuckled darkly before he drew back, then bucked his hips to fill her again, another two drawn out thrusts before he was bent over her and letting himself go, completely overwhelmed by the way she clung to him, clenched around him, the friction blissful, allowing him at least momentarily to forget the past few months and they were worth what his life was becoming now, how it was starting right then and there as the pace increased with every moment of the past he now wanted to let go, all his pent up frustration now coming to the surface as the girl in front of him begged for more, begged him to take it all out on her.
She could barely breathe, every push of his hips practically knocking the air from her lungs as he ruined her, fucked her down and coming true on his promise that he really would ruin her, proving her right that he had so much more to give, so much strength to demonstrate as she had no other choice but to take it all, asking for more although she had nowhere to go, nothing to hold onto, whining when he let go of her wrists to grip her hips and go even faster, the pace more punishing and she struggled to hold on, gripping the edge of the table and in the rush, the desperation knocking the half-full glasses to the ground, but he didn't miss a beat, she could merely hear a low chuckle, a squeeze of her hips and he fucked her faster, and she could feel him throbbing inside her, making sure she would feel him for the next few days in a way she hadn't for way too long and just as she thought he would fall over the edge, he slowed, though the anticipated moment to catch her breath was cut short when he leaned forward and reached to cup her throat, his other hand pressed flat to her abdomen as he pulled her up, stayed buried deep inside her as he held her with a tension in his arms, though nothing else to suggest that he couldn't maintain the same pace as before despite him being the only thing able to support her and he thrust up hard, making her whine loudly. “F-Fuck...”
“Mmm, tha's reyht, darlin'...” he hummed, his thumb dragging across her bottom lip before two of his fingers pushed inside her mouth, the way she sucked on them instantly making him tremble.
She was surprised by his voice, loved that he was more physical, actually gave what he promised rather than talking her through it. She could his heart pounding strongly against her back, her own not quite in sync. Her hair was stuck to her forehead, her dress bunched up, her breasts spilling out and she arched into him desperately as his hand closed over one of her breasts, squeezing, holding on while she had absolutely no way of keeping herself steady. She was completely at his mercy, had given everything up to him and it was only now that her eyes opened for a moment when he angled her head slightly and she met her own gaze in the mirror across the room, though her attention was quickly drawn to the expression on his face, somewhat gentle just for the moment, but she knew that any moment, he would completely ruin her.
“Look at yehrself, Fiorentina...” he drawled. “Absoluteleh stunnin'...”
She sighed, sucking harder on his fingers when his hips pushed up into hers again.
“Gorgeous, aren't yeh?” He slapped his hand across her chest lightly, watching her breasts bounce. “Mmm, luvleh tits...” he drawled. “Keep those pretteh eyes on meh, will yeh?”
She struggled to lift her gaze, keep it there, knew her eyes would roll back the moment he'd start fucking her again, that they'd close, that he was too much.
“Y'kno'... yehr cunt's real good...” Another buck of his hips that made her gasp. “Real fookin' tight... fits meh perfectleh...”
She swallowed, tears pearling down her cheeks at the intensity of him, the way he was so overpowering, and yet held her with complete security, tensing as his hand dragged flat down her body before her clit was pinched between his fingertips.
“Yeh got meh so close, if I'm honest...” he told her. “'n I want yeh teh let go wif meh, yeh? Please try 'n look at meh though, wanna see yehr face when yehr cunt melts on me cock...”
She could barely nod, could barely promise she could do what he asked.
“Been so long, doll, 'n yeh're an absolute dream, alreyht?”
“Matthew, mmm...” she mumbled, could hardly speak with his fingers in her mouth.
He nodded, gave a hum of satisfaction before his hips bucked into hers again, the way he picked up the pace almost impossible to adjust to, his fingertips now toying with her clit to the point where she could no longer focus on anything but the pleasure he promised, her mind so drunk on him, on lust and the desire to let go, knew that she could completely let herself go, but she tried precisely for that reason to fulfill his request, to force her eyes open when she sensed his punishing thrusts were nearing the final one and as her body tensed ultimately and he twitched inside her, she caught his gaze in the mirror and it intensified the pleasure that ripped through her to a high she hadn't quite felt the same way before, all of her tense, the pleasure precise to every nerve in her body it seemed until she fell limp in his arms and all of her relaxed as the heat of his release filled her.
For a moment, nothing but his heavy breathing behind her was audible, despite the way he'd let go, so hard, had gripped her so tightly, he'd held her securely while she'd lost all sense of where she was and as she managed to catch her breath, he still held her up safely until she managed to stand herself, his arms unwinding slowly from around her as he stepped back, though the moment he saw her tumble, his arm instantly looped around her waist again and she was pulled flush against him.
“Careful.”
His voice was low, but much quieter, much more in control. “Sorry,” she said quietly, a small smile playing around her lips and she moved to adjust her dress, could feel herself leaking already and hoped she would get a moment to clean herself up before getting back out.
“Yeh're alrehyt, yeh?” he asked once he was sure she could stand on her own.
She nodded slowly. “'course,” she said, blinking back at him and licking her lips. “You're... um...” She took a breath, her gaze wandering up and down his body, now redressed impeccably in his suit. He made it work better than any other member of security of Turner's she'd seen. “Strong.”
He raised his eyebrows, shaking his head slowly, unable to keep himself from laughing quietly. He scratched at his chin, knew she would walk out the door soon, had done what was expected of her, but he hated the thought of it. “Didn't get t'finish our drinks, did weh?”
She smiled. “Not entirely my fault.”
He chuckled. “Quite reyht,” he agreed. “So I'll get yeh a new one. Sit wif meh at the bar, will yeh, doll?”
“Will I?”
“'ope so,” he drawled. “I mean... I'd beh lyin' if I said I were readeh for yeh teh not beh mine anymore alreadeh...”
“I'm still here.”
“Fink I want yeh all night. Turner might not beh tha' generous so I'll pay wha' it takes.”
She took a hold of his wrist for a moment, looking at his watch. “Technically, my shift ends in a few minutes.”
He met her gaze, waiting for her to continue and enlighten what was unpredictable to him now.
“But I'll stay with you after hours.”
He opened his mouth, but she beat him to it, her hands smoothing down his chest.
“No money involved.” She leaned into him as soon as she felt his hands on her hips to guide her towards the door. “Just you and me, Matthew.”
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imagine-that-505 · 4 years
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Matt Helders - 01/05/20
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Little cutie
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strangeballoons · 6 years
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The Arctic Monkeys really missed their opportunity for selling knee socks.
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themartini-police · 6 years
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Fetus Matt. ❤ Love this hair shadow on his face!
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themoldyplum · 4 years
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𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚞𝚐 𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚎𝚠
alright let's talk about humbug on it's entirety, shall we? this is not only a massive change of sound for Arctic Monkeys after their first albums, plus EPs and B-sides they had already put out, all that punk influence and the banging tunes (hehe) kinda, not completely, slow down in Humbug; sure its different but it's no less than their kinda teenagey music from before. amazing. fucking 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘸. the use of the groovy guitar and the bass that just seems like it's taking you down one of those amusement park river rides that you just don't know what's gonna happen (𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘢 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺-𝘦𝘴𝘲𝘶𝘦?), makes everything more exciting. the drums and the arrangements, the echoes and layers of voice (𝘱𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘤 𝘢𝘴 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘬) make the whole album sound like youre running through mirror halls, in pursuit or from something, constantly chased by the drumming of your heart and the excitement of jumping into a trapeze net without the harness.
I was trying hard to think of a list of best songs off this record but holy fuck I can't, 10 songs that I think match perfectly and melt into the next and next so amazingly that you won't even notice when you've finished the whole album. I've done it plenty, believe me. I usually am left daydreaming of carousels and rollercoasters after I'm done listening to it fully, clear visuals to every song and even of transitions between them, interludes and music videos.
Humbug's colors would definitely be dark purple and golden, specs for red and silver. Shadow play and the smell of the ocean also appear in my head when I listen to it.. specially to Pretty Visitors, Potion Approaching and Crying Lightning, most of them are definitely carnival colors and I can almost smell the sweet popcorn from here.
maybe Cornerstone, Jeweler's Hand & Fire and The Thud are a little different, in my head at least, because I envision more of a night at an amusement park than a carnival, with a scary ride, stolen kisses and a pirate cave.
All in all, this record is gorgeous and shadowy, in a way that is mischiveous and mysterious, and I really want to listen to it on vinyl in the candle light with some pie (hehe again)
𝘋𝘖𝘕𝘛 𝘍𝘖𝘙𝘎𝘌𝘛 𝘛𝘖 𝘊𝘏𝘌𝘊𝘒 𝘖𝘜𝘛 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘈𝘞𝘌𝘚𝘖𝘔𝘌 𝘗𝘓𝘈𝘠𝘓𝘐𝘚𝘛 𝘐 𝘔𝘈𝘋𝘌 𝘉𝘈𝘚𝘌𝘋 𝘖𝘕 𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘈𝘓𝘉𝘜𝘜𝘜𝘜𝘔𝘔𝘔𝘔𝘔 𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘈
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i was tagged by the very lovely and talented @hesterias and @uhbasicallyjustmilex to share my top 5 songs at the moment. thank you both so much!! 💓
degradation of memory by paula luna (who is not just a fantastic artist but also one of my fave humans - if you like arctic monkeys, there's a good chance you'll like this one)
famous blue raincoat by leonard cohen (been crying my eyes out over this one again lately)
who's got the bag by the streets (thanks for putting that one on the pre-show playlist, presumably matthew j. helders the third, can't stop playing it atm)
ode to billy joe by bobbie gentry
little illusion machine (you know this one)
tagging @alexturne @reconciledviolence729 @ineveryspaceandtime @glass-bottomed-ego @depressedraisin (although i think you've probably all done it, so feel free to ignore!) <3
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Arctic Monkeys @ Pa’l Norte Festival 22 March 2019, By undercoverfanny
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