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zimmerdouche · 1 year

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Out of all the members of SMH, who do you think you would win in a fight against?

disclaimer: i’m a scrappy one, and all of these are based on the assumption that the member would fistfight me considering i’m 4’11” and relatively feminine, modern attitudes be damned. this one’s been in my inbox for literal years, so (ryan bergara voice) let’s get into it.

b. shitty knight: if he still had his flow and had it pulled back, i could theoretically yank on the ponytail and get him prone and win by pure virtue of simply sitting on his chest. if he stays upright, he’d get me good.

jack zimmermann: i would not win, not only bc he’s a literal nhl player and can beat me simply by being in shape, but i WOULD get distracted by his eyes. i am only human.

adam birkholtz and justin oluransi: do you truly think either of them would get into a fight without the other? 2 vs 1, i’m absolutely fucked. even if it was just one, they are Big and i am Small.

larissa duan: lardo would absolutely obliterate me. i did not want to even consider getting into a fight with her, it is a terrifying idea.

eric bittle: we’re getting somewhere? i’m from the bible belt as well, i could wear him down with southern insults. once it got physical, it’d be a bit harder, esp if we’re considering this senior year bitty. i’d consider this an ugly but well balanced fight. bitty would ultimate prevail, however.

william poindexter: would eat me alive.

derek nurse: would ALSO eat me alive.

christopher chow: first, why would i want to? his goalie face would make me piss my pants and he’s got nearly a foot on me besides. i would not win.

connor whisk: would slice my throat with a side eye.

anthony tangredi: plays mind games. i am weak in that aspect.

denice ford: realistically, the one i may actually win, based on height differential, the fact that we were both stage managers, and that we handle rowdy college students. if i had to pick someone to fight, it would be foxtrot, but i don’t want to, because more than likely we’d be good friends.

river bullard: he’d destroy me, why would you think anything else. in theory i could use my ponytail technique but bully would be a lot harder to tip than shitty.

jonathan hopper: see chowder. plus, i’d have to face his mom after that, and if i’m fresh out of a fight she’d take me out on principle.

lukas landmann: a being of pure chaos. i am powerless against him.

in short: don’t bet on me, i ain’t shit.

#omgcp #omg check please #i love y’all but i’m not tagging every character #lynn talks #lynn asks #ok 2 rb

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verymuchablog42 · 1 year

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DO YOU HAVE ANY SONG RECS 🥺

HI, LYNNGUINE!!!

Thank you for asking for a song rec, spreading my music agenda is literally my favorite thing to do :D

i think everyone ever should listen to "Backwards Centaur" by Happy Belated, it's one of my favorites <3 (if u like this song, the whole ep is incredible)

#asks #lynn asks #thank you for sending me asks i love this so very much <3<3<3 #happy belated

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methydcox · 2 years

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hii lynn💕 can i ask for jankie + "what you said yesterday, did you really mean it?"

bestie... i don't think this is the fluff you wanted, but i needed a funny kid jankie moment <3

“Hey, Jacks?” Jan questioned as she licked her ice cream cone. Her mom always took them to get ice cream after their piano lesson on Friday. “What you said yesterday, did you mean it?”

“What? That I think squirrels is a weird word and should only hav-”

“No!!.” Jan chuckled, almost dropping her cone. “Do I actually put butterflies in your stomach?”

“Oh yeah!!!” Jackie giggled into her hand, “you do! Like when you grab my hand after recess or when we’re playing fairies and you kiss my cheek! How do you do it?”

Jan shrugged her shoulders and licked the melted ice cream that fell on her hand. “I asked my mommy, and she said it only happens when you love someone. I don’t remember putting them in your stomach though.”

#i wrote this in like two seconds #methydcox writes #lynn asks #jankie

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graegrape · 1 year

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hm

#ghost trick #lynne #cabanela #gt #my art #sort of . this is just a silly i wanted 2 post since i have nothing better to do with it #btw someone asked me so i personally hc him as bi. Love wins #hall of fame

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ourdadai · 2 months

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✿ jennie ꒰ blackpink ꒱ lockscreens !

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lynnlovesthestars · 9 days

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Could I request headcanons for Harleep, Astarion, Gale, Wyll, Halsin, Dammon, Rolan, and Zevlor with kind and patient gn s/o? This is quite self-indulgent of me because I have been told I'm too nice & so patient so I'm curious how they would react XD

first of all sorry for being so late, but my small brain has to process things multiple times to make sense, so i wrote this like... 5 times? So it takes me a while, but i hope that waiting was worth it.

Also i saw you sent a second ask to see if i recieved this one, so ill put dammon and rolan there cause this is starting to get a bit long:3<3 thank you so much for your patience!:3

Taglist: @sessils @spacebarbarianweird

Headcanon: BG3 men with kind and patient s/o. (pt. 1)

Zevlor:

Zevlor is emotionally a wreck already, he considers kindness a virtue and it definitely makes him swoon when he notices you put extra care in making sure he's treated with kindness. At the end of the day, he basically got bullied on all fronts when all he really wants is to prove himself worthy of the title he carried for so long.

Zevlor has a short temper too, and he appreciates so much your effort and patience in dealing with his outbursts, whether they are of rage- not towards you of course- or of sadness, you offer always a shoulder for him and he cherishes it so much.

He is lowkey jealous when he notices that your kindness is not mostly exclusive to him, he has learned that people can abuse one's patience and care, and 1. he doesn't want you to get hurt, 2. he wishes your kindness was maybe reserved to him. Call him selfish, but after being deprived of it for so long, he is hesitant to let go of it.

Astarion:

Initially he would be very wary, in his experience being nice always lead to him getting hurt, so why would he trust someone who's default reply is kindness? At the end of the day the last time someone was '''''kind''''' to him, he was turned in a vampire spawn, so he takes it extra slow, he has just regained control over himself, he won't blindly accept kindness. He's lowkey afraid you are just part of a bigger scheme that will bite him in the ass and leave him shackled and caged again.

Once he gets accustomed to your kindness and finally accepts it, he revels in the kindness you offer and your patience, especially the smallest gestures like opening a door for him. He will literally melt for it, he's already smitten, your kindness leaves him like mush in your hands.

Nevetheless every good side, comes with a negative one. He is dead afraid your kindness will bring you to get hurt. He often reminds you to be weary and keep all your kindness for people you trust (HIM), rather than going around and helping every lost soul that asks for help. He will fight you on this a few times- especially if you do get hurt or it is obvious you are about to- he will not bite his tongue and keep it for himself, and that's one of the moments when he's glad you are patient.

You understand where it comes from and you try your best to find a solution that would make both happy. Your patience of course doesn't stop there, he knows he's an handful: he carries an heavy trauma baggage and he has a feisty personality, yet you always show him you don't mind, that you are there for him and that he can take all the time of the universe to sort his problems out.

Wyll:

Wyll would find it so endearing, how you are ready to go to someone's aid, you stop on your tracks to support someone in need, and he would love seeing you being kind to everyone. It's probably one of the reasons why he falls in love with you. Unlike Astarion he encourages you to be kind to everyone, cause he considers it a virtue, he incourages you to be the best version of yourself, and he reminds you that if you do get hurt, he will be there to pick up the pieces.

As far as patience goes, he's grateful to the moon and back, he knows he is an handful, especially if he doesn't break his pact with Mizora and has to leave more times than ever. He makes sure once he's back though that he makes up for lost time, whether it is with gifts or by taking care of you.

Haarlep:

Harleep is so used to Raphael that honestly he's taken aback at first, living in the hells means that kindness is hard to come by and around Raphael? It's either a trick or a miracle, so he brushes it off, not repelled like Astarion would, but definitely not eager like Wyll either.. he would be probably the one that takes it as it is, just.. that. But when he gets used to it? He becomes unsufferable. So unsufferable that he goes around demanding Raphael to be treated with kindness and patience! He purrs whenever you are nice even the smallest, thanking you and praising you like a goddess. He even tries to be nice himself- to you only- and despite it has to be and effort, since he has never been exposed to much kindness, he does become a little more mindful, even asking before taking your form or just with small acts of services.

One time Rapahel makes sure to send a message to you through him. "Tav, Raphael asked you stop being nice to me, cause if i demand it from him as well, he's going to turn me into fertilizer", message delivered with a pout that begs exactly the opposite.

Harleep is another that is deeply afraid of your kindness. Let's be real, you can defend yourself as much as you want, but people tend to use people and your kindness is one of those characteristics evil people would pry on- he knows well since its literally part of what he does, and a facet of what Raphael does as well. He probably scolds you a lot for this reason, he does it in a sweet way- don't get me wrong- he sugarcoats the shit out of it, but he will let you know when you are about to get in peril or you are too careless with your kindness.

Gale:

Gale is touched by your kindness, already from the first days after meeting him.

You had helped him out of his blotched portal, you fed him artifacts, you didn't question his secrets or push him to reveal anything, and he doesn't give that for granted. Once he's closer to you, and he learns that you are unconditionally kind to everyone, he's scared.

He starts warning you to be a little less nice, to use your judgement before you blindly trust a stranger, but he doesn't push it past a warning. As much as he wants to protect you, he doesn't want to take away your chance to grow from your errors.

In matter of your patience he's so grateful, he spends days thanking you when he's still afflicted with the orb condition, he cooks as a form of apology or thanks depending what he did, he gets baths started for you, he's treating you as a queen/ king. He alread would do it, but with you? He's even more protective, he almost feels like he has to match your kindness and patience with as much attentions he can muster.

Halsin:

Halsin is a fair man you think he wishes everyone was kind, but he actually wants you to be fair, he wants you to be mindful of who you give kindness to, he wants you to be a reasonable judge rather than unconditionally nice cause it is the way of the nature as well. Nature is not only nurturing and lush, it's also the poisonous vipers and herbs.

Does he appreciate when you are kind? Absolutely, he thinks it's the best gift Silvanus has ever bestowed him, but it doesn't take away the fact that he wants you to be treated kindly as well, so the moment someone crosses the line and starts abusing your kindness or becomes rude, he's definitely stepping in to s h a m e the other person. "You are lucky you have met Tav, cause they are kind, but nature wouldn't be so understanding and patient" He says it with a rage you rarely see in his eyes.

He will do his best to remind you to surely practice kindness but also to be mindful who you help and who you are kind to, cause there's always rotten that can harm you, and lowkey if you get hurt he will invite you to take back what you gave.

Despite this Halsin considers kindness the bare minimum a person should be, and what stops him from encouraging you to be kinder, its just the knowledge that you might get hurt.

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purrassicjet · 19 hours

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Sandra Lynn's little moment with Adaine at the party I'm going to CRY. She loves those kids so much. She thinks she failed Fig, but she keeps trying anyway. She immediately switches tone when she thinks Fig is overworking herself. She wants to talk about Mom stuff with Adaine. She's stressed at work but still makes time for the kids.

#Me and the other three Sandra Lynn people in the world are eating GOOD tonight #And next week we probably get Fig asking Sandra Lynn about her backstory which will make me insane #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy spoilers #sandra lynn faeth #adaine abernant #fig faeth

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krazieka2 · 5 months

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I did Huevember this year!! That's a lot of fire emblem.

#fire emblem #fe3h #fe awakening #fe engage #idk if I should tag for the other games #CONSTANCE VON NUVELLE #she got the most likes so she gets tagged #actually I'm gonna tag #narcian #titania #sigurd #just because I think their 5 fans would appreciate it #(in fact i am 4 of narcian's 5 fans)#hello other narcian fan reading this #someone asked if Lynn was stabbing Sothis and yep #yep that's what's happening now #no one asked but for the sake of transparency #I started these in August #And I finished them near the end of October!#Someone thought I was drawing a full thing a day and no!! Nope #my brain could NOT #there's a long string of failed monthly challenges behind me I'm older and wiser #if you wanna participate in these things you have to know Your Mind and give yourself the time to prepare #the real monthly challenge was remembering the post one image a day lol

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asterrisms · 10 months

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killing eve lynnmanda au ^.^

((commissions are open ♥))

#dont ask me about what happens in this au i just wanted to draw them like this #i had some other drawings but i think theyre going 2 the void #saw 2004 #lynnmanda #dbd #amanda young #lynn denlon #lesbian art #saw movies #art tag

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fishnetinsides · 3 months

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amanda young’s idea of romance

#kidnapping lynn denlon bc she was too nervous to ask her out..#and giving her weapons as gifts bc those r the only gifts john ever gave her #🤷‍♀️#amanda young #saw #shotgunshipping #lynnmanda #lynn denlon #sawposting

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zimmerdouche · 1 year

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thank you 🙏🏽 for noticing bad bob’s shorts and polo, I went for a basic white dad fit helping their kid on move in day lmao

my dad wore the exact same thing moving me into my dorm freshman year so

#lynn talks #lynn asks #omgcp #also AHHH i love your art thank u for sending an ask 💕

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dreamingofspring · 28 days

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Pov you're on a vacation originally meant as an engagement celebration for your ex husband and his new fiance, with your daughter, your partner, your ex fling, your daughter's friends and their parents

And the first time you get a chance to talk to your daughter one on one, she confesses that she doesn't want to exist, when you yourself are someone who deeply struggles with self loathing as well

I'd also immediately chug a bottle of wine tbh

#this is now a sandra lynn fan account i love women #christina.txt #fhjy spoilers #d20 spoilers #fhjy #d20 #fantasy high #sandra lynn faeth #suicidal ideation tw #just to be safe #ask to tag

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methydcox · 2 years

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TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PICK ME PHASE NEOW

oh imogen… i was the exact opposite of you but exactly the same.

in high school i was “different” because i watched emma chamberlain, conan gray, and every “artsy” youtuber but none of the lifestyle ones my friends watched. i didn’t listen to any “mainstream” artists. instead i listened to black bear, halsey, troye sivan, and khalid (bro these are so mainstream). i hated taylor because she only wrote about her breakups (i am so sorry taylor i was so wrong!) i would rather have read or write than go to parties and i was definitely not obsessed with my appearance like the other girls in my grade OMG and how could i forget i liked my coffee dark because everyone else just liked milk and a splash of coffee. omg i hate myself

the whole time i was a makeup obsessed, boy obsessed, and the biggest pick me ever (while hating pick mes)

#please don’t leave me #lynn asks #this is embarassing lol

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proxylynn · 8 months

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Which of the yan boys has the biggest boobs? XD

Lynn: Oh! Tough call. Jack is our OG chiseled chest.

Jack: Aww shucks.