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metamatar · 2 months

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I do eroticise the robots in media but I have zero interest, like professionally or intellectually in actual humanoid robots. Its genuinely a bad and inefficient form factor for most use cases and the current hype around them is fueled by an elon musk led vc bubble which memorably includes getting caught faking demos.

#to the people on here for more robot eroticism #my tag is #love machine

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scarerjh · 11 months

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Love Machine

Dieter Bravo x gn!you

Summary: One shot. Dieter just wants to make you smile.

Notes: Dieter is an absolute simp when he finds his person.

“Hey sweet thing,” Dieter greeted you as soon as you got home, taking your bag off your shoulder and hanging your coat for you. He asked you about your day before you give him a sweet, lingering kiss. He would always greet you when you came home but today it was just weird, a little too enthusiastic. You figured he must have broken your new favourite mug or shrunk another sweater trying to be helpful and do the washing. When he started massaging your shoulders as you walked towards the bedroom to change you called him out on his behaviour.

“Can I not just lavish you with attention?” he pouted.

“You can, and you do, but you’re up to something,” you eye him playfully as you turn to face him, sliding your hands up over his shoulders to dance your fingertips through the curls at his nape.

“You read me like a poem,” he sighed blissfully.

“So what is it my love?”

“I got something in the mail today, and I want to show you,”

“Well, where is it?”

“Babe, come on! This me, I’m not just going to show you, I’m going to show you,” he guided you to sit on the chair conveniently placed in the middle of the bedroom before disappearing for a few minutes. When he returned he handed you a glass of wine before setting up the speakers and pressing play, a cheeky grin on his face.

The first bars of Love Machine by The Miracles starts playing and you giggle; it’s a song you’ve often teased Dieter with, telling him he’s your Love Machine. You had a full and varied sex life together; Dieter's incredible amount of experience was comforting when you wanted to try something new. Your heart swelled for your sweet man as he started dancing for you, miming along to the words and pulling out all of his best moves. He’s in his customary crocs and green house coat, just to keep things extra Dieter.

As the chorus approached again he turned his back, giving you a coquettish look, throwing his robe off to reveal his bare shoulders and you hollered in approval.

“I’m just a love machine…”

Dieter turns suddenly revealing the tiniest pair of shiny, gold hot pants you’d ever seen, and he starts almost giving you a lap dance, dropping his robe to the ground.

“…And I won’t work for nobody but you,

I’m just a love machine…”

“Ah, no touching,” he smacks your hand away lightly.

“…A hugging and kissing fiend,”

You nearly spill your wine from laughing so hard; from the goofy grin on his face you had given him just the reaction he wanted. You started dancing in your seat, singing quietly along to the music, enjoying Dieter’s show, wolf whistling as he twerked in front of you. As the song ends, he sits himself in your lap, a beaming smile on his face as he gasped for air.

“Fuck, my cardio sucks,” he chuckled. “Do you like them?” he snapped the waistband of the hot pants onto his skin.

“You were getting your Kylie Minogue on, it was incredible. She has nothing on you,”

“These are hers!” he mentions excitedly. “From the video,”

“No wonder you’re busting out of them,” your head was thrown back as you laughed. “Will and Benny are trying to make a break for it,” you mention his balls breaching the hem as he sits in your lap. “What made you get them?”

“You’ve been working so hard recently, and you’ve been so tired. I just wanted to do something to make you smile,”

“You are so fucking amazing, thank you. You have made me more than smile, the fact that you would go so far just to make me laugh makes me fall in love with you all over again,”

“Fall far enough to marry me?”

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figurecollection · 6 months

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#summer wars #king kazma #love machine #2010 #figma #banner #banners #good smile company #old web #00's #ads #anime figure #anime figures #anime #figure #figures #figurine #figurines

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vintagepromotions · 1 year

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“The world’s favorite love machine”

Fender guitars advertisement (1973).

#vintage advertisement #1970s #fender #guitar #amp #love #love machine #music #musical instrument #lovebirds #birds #bees #flowers #usa

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castowhere · 26 days

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bestie ✨

also the hologram reference

#oc #original character #love machine #arizona fiore #id in alt

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savage-kult-of-gorthaur · 2 months

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SPACE TRUCKIN' IN THE SUPER-SEVENTIES -- "LOVE MACHINE" EDITION.

PIC(S) INFO: Spotlight on the Love Machine: a George Barris custom van of the late 1970s (with model). It was reportedly also made into a Hot Wheels toy, but quickly pulled from shelves when parents complained.

MINI-OVERVIEW: "It could surprise no one that George Barris, Hollywood’s King of the Kustomizers, was a leading player on on the themed show-rod scene. His Love Machine, built on a 1966 Dodge Tradesman chassis, cashed in on the ’70s custom van craze with a revolving bed and red velvet everywhere, and the plastic model kit version horrified mothers across America. In 1977, Barris repackaged his creation in red, blue, and silver as the Super Van, and it still exists in that form today."

-- MOTOR CITY GARAGE, "Five Fabulous Hot Rod Show Cars that Defied Taste and Logic," posted on November 26, 2016

Sources: www.pinterest.com/pin/182325484905847424 & Flickr.

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shiningidoll · 8 months

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#morning musume #1999 #90's #jpop #jpop idol #japanese music #love machine #booklet #photoshoot

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havenfanrewatch · 2 months

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s02e03 - Love Machine

In which angry machines come to life, Audrey takes a fateful trip out to Kick 'Em Jenny Neck, and Duke investigates the mysterious tattoo with the help of a mysterious FBI file

#havensyfy #haven syfy #s01e03 #love machine #audrey parker #nathan wuornos #duke crocker

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evilhorse · 5 months

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Captain America #195

#captain america #steve rogers #the falcon #falcon #sam wilson #gallows #love machine #1984 #jack kirby #marvel comics #comics #70s comics #bronze age comics #madbomb

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d0seage · 2 years

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#love machine #d0seage

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self-insert-hell · 1 year

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Imagine your f/o inviting you over to their place (or desired place of outing) to celebrate New Year’s Eve and using that as an excuse to kiss you. Maybe your f/o hasn’t confessed yet and confesses their feelings or maybe you two just started dating. Maybe you’ve been with your f/o for a while and your f/o keeps making “excuses” to be extra clingy to you. Whatever it is, your f/o will enjoy spending their new year with you. They love you.

#f/o imagines #self shipping #f/o #op’s content #self insert x fictional other #op’s imagines #romantic f/o #selfship #new year’s day #new year’s eve #love machine #leeching love

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metamatar · 2 months

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ngl whenever i look at one of the franka arms right next to a ur cobot it looks positively pornographic tbh. what are all those curves for even. nobody runs these arms in a setting where air resistance is significant. the robot on the left is like a hypersexualised anime girl to me.