#Like they're really half assing it

[scooterpengie]

I made a spite Spidersona!

Dedicated to the fact that I said to my friends "if I was bitten by a radioactive spider, I just wouldn't become spiderman" and they were all like "it's not really a choice, think of all the people that would die if you didn't" but I'm stubborn and may have been watching too much Villainous so here's my spiderman who doesn't actually save people. They play the part of a hero to the public but when there's actual crime to fight they just go home and hide.

Their outfit is lowkey inspired by Miraculous ladybug 😭 since they both wear red skintight suits based off insects, I thought it would be funny if my character like didn't get the memo and came dressed as the wrong insect.

#the reason this is so sarcastic is because i'm actually not a big fan of spiderman #also i still haven't seen across the spiderverse #Spidersona #spiderman #My art #Spiderman fans please don't attack me for this #They don't have a name because I'm bad at names #Their design is on purposely basic #Like they're really half assing it #if they ever encounter an evil villain they'll just give in immediately #The t shirt is because I don't like skintight suits (neither do they) #I don't watch mlb but the similarity was too good to pass up #shitpost #This is dumb #Turns out spite is a great art motivator #Should I do actual good art of them #My ocs #Delete later?

[hwanswerland]

happy birthday jazzy @woosansang ♡♡♡

#fio.gifs #tuserjazzy #atzsource #san #wooyoung #yeosang #im very sorry i really wanted to include the knees in some way but i couldnt find any video that would have fit the rest of the vibe #the amount of shit i found on discord lmao but most of that i couldnt really put here so #also i hope you rb this at least twice bc i put that san first so the next time i see him in my notes its at least my own set #i hope you have a great day after all the stressful things happening <33 #*like they're probably still happening but idk what words to use here rn but you get me #i hope you find some time between all that to at least yell at me for this and roasting and personally attacking you yet another time lmao #thank you for being my friend <3 have the best time today with your friends <3 #(sorry im still sick my brain is fried i cant think so this half assed whatever has to do sorry)

[punkeropercyjackson]

#all that tdmm hate that still lingers is some of whitest shit i've ever witnessed td.dks really went all out with the yt gay/yt feminism jfc #like shouto and momo are so obviously japanese in every way(i also hc shouto as part bangladeshi and momo as a blasian dominican-mexican) #i deffo agree they're both queer-coded shouto is transmasc genderfluid and momo is transfem softgirlgender but as poc not white at all #like idc about gay shouto and lesbian momo you can hc what you want but what you guys call 'concrete proof' is just japanese/asian culture #as a homecountry raised poc they're both more trans and autistic-coded than any orientation and their dynamic is so such a poc4poc fantasy #t4t autistic4autistic poc4poc fantasy specifically!!!their characters and story are NOT white western at all and the perfect teen m/f ship #but bnha is so popular with we.ebs who know jackshit about easterners and poc in general tbh they hate todomomo for not being yt bread gays #and think it's a morality thing when it's the most harmless fucking ship AND they ship DABI with a blonde cop.HIS GOTH/CPUNK ASS???????????? #PLEASE my afrolatina ass has never been able to take them seriously especially because dadbi/s'mores siblings makes way more sense #but yeah i've talked enough.if you hate todomomo you're probs mad that they're a genuinely unconventional m/f ship instead of palpability #todomomo #t4t todomomo #todomomo protection squad #todoroki shouto #momo yaoyorozu #half bangladeshi rei agenda #blasian latina momo #trans todoroki #trans momo yaoyorozu #goth punk todoroki shouto #pastel punk momo yaoyorozu #partially blind todoroki #chubby momo yaoyorozu #bnha geekery #our hero academia #tea blend crew #team dual #momo is also adhd anxious and ocd along with being autistic thanks #summeredits #summerposting

[front-facing-pokemon]

#mega swampert #NOW they're angry! what about? i dunno‚ but they're gonna tell you! #this mega is definitely *cool*—it actually introduces a significant difference. turns swampert into a big tank guy #which i think is badass‚ even if i wouldn't really take it over regular swampert‚ personally. it really changes the look and vibe #and i'm a bigger fan of the more lanky regular swampert‚ honestly #i'm running on three and a half hours of sleep i'm Desperately trying to come up with something interesting to say here #my bedroom has two big-ass windows in it that let in sunlight so it always wakes me up at like 9 AM sharp #and i went to bed at like 5 PM last night. didn't even fall asleep until like 6. so i'm a little bit wrecked this morning but y'know #this isn't the place to talk about that. this is a place to talk about mega swampert. and here that is!!!

[donttouchtheneednoggle]

this just in: uplifting people just by virtue of their assigned gender at birth in the name of feminism found to be transphobic so now we're just gonna shit on those who CHOOSE to be male presenting bc it's a CHOICE right so we can tell them they're inherently inferior right guys??!!

bioessentialism found to be transphobic so we're jumping straight into gender essentialism which is totally cool as long as it's pretending to be feminism!!!!

#IM SORRY im sorry #i genuinely really enjoyed the trans rep in the first half 9/10 #then they just HAD to tue rose being trans into the plot and then do some weird steven moffat ass feminism thing #no he would not have got it if he was still a woman!! #he's the same fucking person she's standing right in front of youuu i want to scream #doctor who spoilers #rtd trued and i massively appreciate him trying and not shying away from rose's identity #but he overshot like massively #and ngl it was really bloody hurtful #mine #sorry this is probably too much im not mad they're uplifting women and very definitively including trans women in that #but they can do it without shitting on other people #negativity #vent tw #doctor who #also is rose meant to be a trans woman or nonbinary transfem? #i mean she can totally be both go girl but there seemed kinda mixed messaging #a lot of girl and woman and then at the end randomly throwing in nonbinary and neither #but again she can totally be both just seemed a bold choice for first trans character to not definitely be one or the other #but go off rose #hnngh im sorry but this just feels like the david not wesring jodies costume thing x1000 #one slap in the face after another

[fionnaskyborn]

for the longest time i was a loss as to what to bring to the potluck because i thought i should bring something good and of high quality but then i realized that i was supposed to be having fun and that the whole point of the event is to have fun. so here i am, smiling at you, handing you a doodle of Guys From My AU because, let's face it, if i were to make a full illustration for any of them i'd only be able to participate in Potluck 2027. look at the itty bitty bastards :)

(the lineup is missing the team's AI but he was too darn itty bitty to draw next to the already ittybitty-fied Big Dudes)

#potluck2023 #they're just shapes but i love them so very much #come to installation 07 we got uhhh cool bastard with a cool visor d°°mguy with a bigass scarf THE DUUUUDE a really fucked up machine guy #two out of four odsts of the rat squad and an ai named after hal ninethousand #funnily enough despite more than half of this lineup being spartans (or spartan-adjacent... things) if zg were a game it would be very much #odst-like in nature because it's just a small group of dudes trying to find survivors from the lnfinity crash while also trying to survive #themselves #and then of course things keep devolving but they're all bonding with each other #and they all get to meet both new people and people they care about a lot and it's great despite the hardships :) #anyways this au is my proudest creation but materializing these ideas in the physical world is a pain in the ass because it takes the amount #of time i simply Do Not Have. one day though. one day. :)

[menstits]

fontaines archon quest is probably the first time in genshin that replaying it gives you a new context of how furina acts like its crazy...watching my oomf play when i finished and seeing furina almost on the verge on a breakdown even on the first acts when most people thought she was just the typical chuniibyou ojousama in charge...crazy.

YEAH like... god it's really crazy especially with furina's initial approach at trying to be the archon like... What could have been her own way of doing it if the crowd hadn't immediately shot down her attempt at being genuine . Like how different that was from the way she had to act for the following 500 years... Man.🧍‍♂️

#asks #anonymous #they really have come a long way from the first few arcs #like. mondstadt was clearly a prelude and liyue was funny enough but neither of them was especially emotionally impactful #inazuma sucked ass beyond belief sorry. #sumeru was better to me like the deal with nahida and rukkhadevata was interesting and i liked dottore cameo and like #at least it felt like all the characters involved like. had a purpose and knew each other #because a lot of what bothered me about inazuma was also like how disjointed the cast felt and how superfluous like half of the cast was #like the resistance was so fucking pointless they didn't do anything and i didn't give a fuck about the random npc soldier either #while like... at least dunyarzad in sumeru was more interesting and they handled the theme of like... #terminal illness and chronic illness decently enough #in inazuma i legit wws like who the fuck is this again whenever teppei showed up and the story acted like we were supposed to know him #while like #I'm sooo glad that in fontaine they focused mainly on the playable cast and made them have interesting dynamics amongst each other #AND made them also like. all be present during furina's trial (except wrio and sigewinne i guess but like. that's fine. their deal IS that #they're a bit isolated from the outside world) #or i mean ig sigewinne did show up but she hsrdly said much #like sorry idk why both in inazuma and sumeru they tried to stick a random npc in there tyat we were supposed to get attached to for no #reason. instead of giving more development to the playable characters? and as i said i didn't even mine dunyarzad much because at least #she had like. a purpose in the story. #anyway sorry that i put my longer response in the tag instead of the actual post #ALSO. this gives me high hopes for snezhnaya. god please please be good I've been hyped about genshin russia since i got into the game #I'm not even thinking about natlan I'm scared it's gonna be racist again #anyway. #bye

[aureoboros]

our flag means death teaser just dropped. they really did that. i will be screaming and crying for the rest of eternity

i haven't been feeling very well recently so i haven't gotten around to fanart yet, but i absolutely will as soon as i can!!

i have never been this excited about a second season of a show !!!!! it's kind of wild to me that it's a real thing that exists. so many cancelled shows have made me less optimistic for renewals, but it's incredible that this story is really going to continue !! the first season didn't really get any advertisement at all, it was all just by queer word of mouth. and i think that's lovely !! it just shows what we can make happen when we band together :] (it'd be even better if hbo max paid their writers and actors fair living wages though,, just saying,,) i can't wait to watch this silly pirate show and for online to be like march of last year again !! october 5th we're so back !! we're all in the brainrot again folks

will be yelling about the teaser in the tags just in case anyone who comes across this hasn't seen it yet, and if you haven't, go watch it !!

#i thought it might be more vague like the season 1 trailer but NO it was SO gay #that's what the message in a bottle was !! stede is in love and he will not shut up about it !! i love him !! #ed. my poor little meow meow. he really crashed a wedding and then repainted the bride doll as himself #i love you but i want to study you under a microscope #also i understand though. as long as lucius is alive you can commit as many atrocities as u want it's okay #speaking of lucius he's in the walls he's all good #ALSO THE JIM AND FRENCHIE OUTFITS. THEY'RE DRESSED LIKE THE REST OF THE BLACKBEARD CREW #quit ur job. join my emo pirate crew. truly #also i'm half sure the revenge is getting picked up by anne bonny and mary read ! i really wanted them to be in this season #stede is going to be getting his ass kicked throughout this season until he learns proper pirating #and i am here for it #i really hope they expand more on jim and oluwande ! oluwande backstory ! both of them deserve it !!! #the prince song !!! agh !!!! #he did a punch !!! #i will never be normal ever again. truly #i apologize in advance #our flag means death season 2 spoilers #ofmd 2 spoilers #ofmd s2 #ofmd #our flag means death

[braywashed]

man the men's rumble was so like so mid

#usually it's like predictable and disappointing but like #it was just so mid lmao #like nothing was super impactful and the final two was real obvious #and it was a lot of just like random ass dudes who had no stake in it at all #like having half of teams but it not really meaning anything??? #like kaiser and kofi really had nothing to do even though they're having a whole thing right now #it was just all so forgetful

[lostxmelody]

Ooh, they all seem so cool -- may I ask about the tango 💃💃💃

yes. that is the hanahaki fic. the title might sound nice but i can assure you that what little i have written is mostly depressing. i actually don't want to give too much away for this one because there are a lot of twists im pretty proud of so... no spoilers, im sorry.

but i can give away the cast...

kayano mikoto/kajiyama fuuta, kayano mikoto & john (milgram), kajiyama fuuta & john (milgram)

kayano mikoto, kajiyama fuuta, john (milgram), kirisaki shidou (maybe one more? i havent decided on who, though. if at all)

#PROPERLY writing john now that we know he has like an. actual personality #and doesnt just scream his lungs out #um it also wont be out anytime soon aoijgoajl #for example i currently have it split into three chapters (subject to change while i figure out how to split it) #the first chapter is. 0 words. #yea #no joke give me like another half year i need to write the other au first #whyy is writing so slooooooooooooow #i might actually be incapable of writing a fic without shidou but i think the game au will truly test that #its only a little over 1k in total but its basically all planned #besides the intro im garbage at writings intros they're my least favorite part #no fucking idea how to start that fic honestly. pain in the ass... #lxm textposts #i feel like people overestimate how much time i spend writing when really i just put everything off #and then i randomly get ideas and i sit and write for an entire day #and thats IT. my whole writing process #lots of posts today. tired #<<made like three posts

[aph-estonia]

i literally fucking hate the kinds of nonbinary people that say shit like "i'm not a woman, i'm a person." WOMEN ARE PEOPLE TOO, DIPSHIT!!!!!!!

#do what you want or whatever but i feel like it's basic human decency to not dehumanize your fellow humans #like i get it man. oppressive gender roles are a bitch and a half. but not all women abide by assigned stereotypes! #i like to assume good in people so i like to assume they don't mean it like this. but. it's all i can hear personally #some ignorant fool assuming that women actually like the gender roles assigned to them. and since they do not they're not a woman #and by extension: if you don't like the gender roles assigned to you you can simply stop being that gender #instead of. like. abolishing gender roles entirely #idk. it's all i can hear when i hear shit like this being spewed #like. wow. very close-minded views on gender for someone who claims to be progressive #gender woes #gender abolition #misogyny #words #.txt #tag later #inb4 someone calls this transphobic: kiss my ftmtf ass #i'll turn reblogs on if someone asks really nicely :3

[minimitchell]

I’ve got a horrible feeling we won’t be seeing Callum at all this Christmas 😞

i'm starting to sound like one of those callum stans but it's getting a bit ridiculous isn't it? like where the hell is callum in all of this?? what was the point in rushing them back together so hastily and with zero room for aftermath if he's missing from all the big scenes. even if they explain it away with callum being with stuart & rainie or with him not getting off work since he got last christmas off, it's just ridiculous. especially because he knows this could very well be lola's last christmas. it makes zero sense why they couldn't just write him in, standing in the background for all i care. and i really just want to know why he's always missing. was tony unavailable for two months straight? or do they just not give a shit about anyone other than a few select characters anymore? they couldn’t even have him appear at whitney's 30th? what is going on?

#ask #that's why i really can't take the 'this sl is being done for ballum' people seriously anymore #cause like where are they then? where are all the big family scenes of them three #'this is done to give ballum a child' then where are all the callum/lexi scenes establishing their bond further?? #we haven't had any meaningful scenes between those two. we haven't had any meaningful scenes between ben and callum either #if they're doing this for ballum then they're doing it completely wrong and not even half-assed

[medicinemane]

Discord's back it seems. Saw people on the reddit thread I found about this that was from like 20 minutes ago saying that they had moderate success resetting their router

No, I refuse. Discord broke it, discord can fix it, I'm not putting in that much effort when I still had my phone and didn't have anything important to do

And I won, I didn't have to do shit and it got fixed eventually

So like... good work, but I'm still gonna complain. The correct amount of outages is zero when you're a big company. Full stop (though while I'm very much applying this to stuff like ISPs, I'm sure many of us would say that by that standard their ISP isn't acceptable... and it's not)

#mine's pretty good at this point; they occasionally get an annoy outage; but it usually lasts for like a day #and like... the last one was some like master modem breaking and them needing to wait for a part #and it's like... you should probably have a spare part on hand... but fine #meanwhile comcast would drop to basically like zero service half of the nights #so my little nowhere ISP kicks comcast's teeth in; which is why I don't complain about the rare annoying outages #fuck comcast #I know the point of this post was dunking on discord a bit; but if you take one thing away let it be fuck comcast #nobody likes them; I've literally never heard a single nice word about them #only thing I'll say is they're better than century link which straight up didn't work when I used them #(and I had to pretend to move out of state to get them to fucking cancel) #(I'll give comcast credit of that I walked in to their store with my modem and said I'd like to cancel and they just said 'ok') #but fuck comcast; and fuck their attempts to rebrand to xfinity #a) that's a stupid name; but b) fuck you; you're comcast; and fuck comcast #I didn't realize it; but I guess I'm still really mad about how much they sucked even like... 4 years later #and the sad thing is they sound so much better than like AT&T #fuck ISPs; break their kneecaps; noncompete ass monopolies carving the country up into fiefdoms

[unproduciblesmackdown]

reading the end of hiagb made me realize that when following along live i'd read a lot more of it than i thought and it's fun that it's overarchingly how a nut and a bug launched into space b/c of being sick of the world & into a temple at the edge of time & not-actually-infinite versions of themselves re: every [alternate timeline based on different choices/possibilities] can coexist in the same world with every bug tasked w/launching every nut back to the temple for reasons re: maintaining things and all the looping is disrupted by one bug who dated their nut and another bug whose quantum leap error was rectified by being teleported into another nut. the One System Error in an iterative process, one organic Idk Things Just Went Differently This Time As They Always Could've But Maybe Otherwise Virtually Never Did And That's Enough "that's / [one is] all it takes" vs "it's all the same / what's the diff" loops. no rules

#i think the especial endzone / finale aligned w/my being offline for like 5 mo's.... #as well as how reading along had made it like ''ok it's been Years so i don't remember all the stuff from having not reread it'' lol #also the bug whose quantum leap error was rectified by their living in another nut's head trying to run interference to keep both alive.... #and in the middle a lot of small Episodes. i felt like i got the ending here better than i did re: back lol #it also reminds me that [idk there could be a lot of Layers of larger/smaller worlds within worlds again] #And [weird really specific ass off the shits situations could be literal] as they were here. scratching my head abt the links b/w abigails #slightly scratching my head abt events here too but that's fine. like oh no there could be details better strung together than w/e i manage #my Win while coughing up blood trying to spontaneously speak to kc green was to announce i read ''hiagb'' phonetically. heeyaghbuh. #i mean it was overall fine i'm sure lmao sweating one's like [oh jeez. couldn't play it cool & ''winningest off the cuff exchange w/a rando #that anyone could ever have'' achievement] like ah it's whatevs. awkward being on either side lol we do what we can #i also never decided whether to think of ''crange'' as like hypothetical carefully pronounced ''orange'' or like ''strange'' #end up reading it as the latter. never ended up thinking of emerson bartender as a particular gender though i think they're vaguely A Guy #some more uhh grounded panels featured here lmao. not representative of the usual elevation. or is it??? #a bit but not in all ways. there are like a half dozen sphincter related points #anyways i'm shouting out the concept of the just one that goes differently. one little glitch in the mundane system (both/all are you)

[v-iv-rusty]

I'm rly glad I have the patience to deal with rich people bc a lot of the clients I interact with at my job have more money than I could ever even hope to imagine having and it's. it feels fucking weird. it's just so strange. for the most part it's actually fine but. not to sound like a greedy peasant but I can feel my patience severely wearing thin every time one of them tells me how much they appreciate the work I'm doing at their 7k square foot seasonal mansion but they can't drop like 10 bucks as a tip ever. do you know how much 7k sqft is. that is approximately 35 of my apartments. and you may be thinking 'echo that's like 200sqft that's a tiny ass apartment that's your problem' and you are correct! this is because it was the only decent place within a reasonable distance I could feasibly afford

7k sqft. 35 of my apartments. of course I wouldn't expect to be able to afford something huge. I'm just starting out. but 35 of my apartments. no tip. idk what kind of point I'm trying to make here, maybe nothing, maybe this is stupid (and I'm probably going to delete this whole rant in 5min anyway), but it feels. weird. and I keep thinking about it every single time I clock in to work

#misc.txt #idk. working in airbnbs that are $500+ a night for rich ppl coming up to wine taste n I'm lucky I even get to SEE the interior #spending 4hrs working on some asshole's estate and getting 'tipped' w a half eaten box of stale cookies. yes this actually happened. #like this job is.....fine. (at least it's not retail) #+I dont plan to have it for more than a year ish so nbd. but. like. idk man. it's just. it's something. yk? #overhearing the client is absent on a 6month luxury vacation in spain. vs. #me being able to take 1 week off to 'camp' in my cold ass car in the middle of the mountains #and yeah! I'm lucky+privileged to have the time and money to blow on even that tbh! I have spare money! #but. there's. something about this job. idk if it's really jealousy. it's something else. the customers arent mean. they're giving me work. #supposedly we get large tips towards jan/feb so maybe they tip then. I can hope. just. weird as hell experience #and let me restate I'm not like....poor. it's just #the sheer distance between me and them. wild shit

[ratcandy]

Either you're disappointed with the datcher fanon interpretation conductor being treated as more grandpa than grooves or grooves being villianized

(Disappointed by) Dadtcher fanon interpretation: To say I have issues with it would be a slight understatement but I at least understand where it came from and why it happened - Foundation's there and, unfortunately for anyone else, Snat's like the only bastard here who gets any semblance of character development and has somewhat understandable reasoning behind him being the way that he is. Not to say his treatment of Hat Kid is in any way justified (nor do I particularly understand it given how he is with children in canon?) but I at least understand it. I get how and why people got from Point A to Point B. Dadtcher is Not really my cup of tea though . Often times the execution of the dadtcher idea is uh... m. Character break-y or just nnnot done well? if u make him traumadump to hat kid I want you to explode anyway Mom Cooking Cat will always be superior I won't accept criticism. -

(Disappointed by) Conductor seen as more of a Grandpa than Grooves: Well Conductor is canonically a grandfather while Grooves isn't (that we know of) HsdkjHKSJGH, so that's a bit of a strange way of wording that but. If you mean Conductor being treated as a better parental figure than Grooves is/would be, then yea, I certainly don't like that lmao. Conductor's parenting skills leave a lot to be desired and seeing how he treats children that aren't his - u know like putting them on exploding trains - that's, uh. Well. U know. I think this only happens because Conductor is more popular than Grooves, though. So there's just more found family/dad content with him in general. Which I don't entirely get giving the whole u know exploding train scenario but pfft scoff tch I mean who's counting As for Grooves yea personally I've always looked at him and went "oh that's my dad/uncle" more than Conductor but also are we considering canon or not because -

(Disappointed by) Grooves being villainized: That's something I have an issue with regarding canon as opposed to fanon. Actually, has the fandom villainized Grooves... at all? It seems to me that most of the fandom has either neutral or positive opinions of him; hardly anyone treats him as an antagonist, let alone villainizing him. Which I completely understand, because canon utterly botched the execution of Grooves as a villain so everyone choosing to just Look Away makes total sense I think if more people villainized Grooves I'd be more curious than disappointed. I'd want to know the reasoning behind that. Because if you're villainizing him then you're seeing a character trait or development that I'm missing - one that would inherently explain his 180 switch in canon - and I'd love to know about that pfff

My disappointment with fanon more lies in characterizations of Hat Kid. Even if they're all characterizations I begrudgingly understand due to GFB themselves not even knowing how they've characterized Hat Kid Either her or Vanessa, anyway. A good portion of the Vanessa characterizations in fanon make me physically violent

#I've seen very little of the Mafia actually being characterized in fanon as good people so thankfully I don't have to bring that up #that's more gfb trying really hard to make me think they're redeemed than the fandom hsdkgjh #The fanon for ahit in general is a bit all over the place because. and I have a big point about this in the rant #Everyone's so subconsciously disappointed or averse to canon that nobody acknowledges it. Which tells you a lot about the actual game #Since this mutual disdain for canon has happened though - whether it's been realized or not - everyone just sort of ran off #in different directions #with various characters and plot points #So trying genuinely to find a grounds in the fandom that you can claim as universal 'fanon' is . more difficult than it seems #Half of us are like ''nobody was redeemed they're all awful people and that should be realized'' #while the other half is ''found family time because the game told me the characters were redeemed'' #and in an ass backwards way both sides are completely right so it's like what do you do here #What I want to see and how I would shape these characters is just based on my personal preferences and ideals #with what little we've been given and what I'm left to work with #and that's just how eeveryone here is. we're all tryin our best with a story we don't want to admit is kinda fucked up /neg #so like. *price is right sad horn sound* #hattytime #ask