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Where are my Leo Campoli girlies!? Where are my Scott barringer girlies!? Where are my Kurt Matheson girlies!? WE NEED MORE HAYDEN FICS WITH THESE CHARACTERS!
- 🗣️ Minors please do NOT interact with the smutty content.
- I'll be writing about Hayden Christensen and most of his characters, there will be a little bit of everything: one shots, drabbles, headcanons, fluff, smut, etc..
- Characters I'll write about: Hayden Christensen, Sam Monroe, Stephen Glass, Lorenzo di Lamberti, Anakin Skywalker, James Kelly, David Rice, Scott Barringer, Kurt Matheson, Jacob, Leo Campoli, William Beeman, Billy Quinn, Ben
- Anything that contains themes for mature readers will be tagged as such.
- I like interacting with people so feel free to talk to me or make any suggestions / requests. Don't be afraid of being judged, you can consider this a safe zone. As long as you're respectful there shouldn't be any issues.
- Themes could include nsfw material but it will always be mentioned at the very top. Again, 🗣️ Minors do not interact with the smutty content, damn it.
Hayden plays Leo Campoli, a Toronto native from the city’s Little Italy district. His father and father’s best friend co own a pizza shop. Leo is friends with his father’s friends daughter Nikki Angioli. She’s a spitfire who is determined to kick his ass in soccer and usually does! Nikki and Leo have feelings for each other when they grow up, but their parents feud over a pizza making contest years prior and Nikki’s career ambitions get in the way. Nikki moves away to London be a chef. Meanwhile Leo has dreams to open his own pizza restaurant with organic millennial friendly options. Leo ignores his dreams to keep his old fashioned and narrowminded father happy. Nikki is forced to return home to fix her visa and her and Leo fall for each other all over again. But their parents still hate each other and Nikki doesn’t want to give up her dreams for a man she isn’t sure even loves her. Will they ignore their feelings forever?
Thank you to @quinnsstars for the original post. I actually reblogged and added thoughts/ratings to her post but I just wanna put it in the tag in case anyone else might appreciate the ridiculous ratings and reviews lmao
Me and @jillybean1217 as we have now watched the following Hayden Christensen movies (as I’ve read in HC’s tag here on Tumblr, it’s not a Hayden flick if there’s not Tears or Tits or Both so that’s one of the Rating Categories):
Outcast
Movie: 3 / 5
Hayden: 10 / 5
Tears or Tits: Both!
I’m always going to be partial to a long on top but shaved on the sides haircut on a handsome man. Hayden is a Crusader Knight named Jacob while Nicholas Cage is a Knight named Gallain.
Hayden is so amazing in fights: super graceful in both hand to hand combat and with any type of sword. Jacob does lean towards Legolas levels of skill in this which isn’t terribly believable as he’s human, on opium (which he sticks in his mouth like it’s chewing tobacco??), and more often than not just this side of mortally wounded 😄 Yet he persists and looks so good whilst doing it. Covered in blood is a look I didn’t know i was into either, ha. The only minus for me with him was his accent went from British to Irish to Scottish, with Canadian slipping through kind of consistently.
Tears or Tits: Tears cuz he goes through physical pain and tits out cuz he bathes / has to be patched up when hurt.
Nick Cage is being Nick Cage in this so if that’s entertaining for you, you’ll be entertained when Nick pops up. Unfortunately I just remained puzzled about Crusader Knights in ancient China. Don’t think it falls under white savior though cuz dude was just trying to be on opium lol
90 Minutes In Heaven
Hayden: 1 / 5
Movie: 2 / 5
Tears or Tits: Tears
I understand if this 1980s Tom Selleck mustachioed vibe is for someone, but it is not for me. Hayden also made a choice to make his character Don Piper - based on a real person - Colonel Sanders level Southern…which was WILD cuz we get a clip of the real pastor preaching at the end of the movie and he doesn’t have an accent, like, at all.
We have referred to this as a Jesus movie as it’s produced by a company specifically making religious movies, and Christianity might as well have top billing. I’m sure the message could be for someone, just not for me.
The dramatization of the story also was too illogical and wild for me. Tell me when State Police would tell a man to go ahead and pray for a victim and then allow this random person to walk into an accident scene, climb into a mangled car and then LAY HIS HAND ON THE CORPSE to pray for the person?!? Don was also portrayed as very selfish and almost childish cuz he couldn’t understand why God had let him into heaven only to bring him back to a lot of pain and suffering. His parents, his kids, and his wife provided no inspiration for him to get his attitude together and I found myself actively disliking him.
Tears or Tits: Tears, usually of pain, and some wild noises that out of context? I could appreciate 🤐
I love (and miss) rom coms which is what this is so I was down. I am such a sucker and a sap, I’ll watch the same plot 72 different ways (i watch all the Hallmark autumn movies every year). This is in no way original which doesn’t have to be a bad thing but this could have been done better. Tropes include: childhood friends to enemies, fck boi/sleep with everyone, rival families, leaving small neighborhood and return, 1-on-1 competition with each other.
Little Italy
Movie: 3.5 / 5
Hayden: 4 / 5
Tears or Tits: Tits
Leo Campoli (how he’s introduced at a local fest) / Leo Campo (how the character is credited at the end of the flick) is adorable. I’m just confused by his - and everyone’s - New York accents? Cuz the film takes place in Little Italy in TORONTO CANADA! I guess everyone thought “Italian accent” somehow was equivalent to New York accent which was disappointing.
Despite being the neighborhood bicycle, Leo is sweet, helpful and thoughtful. Super adorable. And i like his dark hair, makes his eyes pop. It’s just funny that they obviously did reshoots or shot at some point after the original shoot cuz his hair is distracting in its difference
And I just love this one of him "dancing"
Unfortunately Emma Roberts plays the other romantic lead and I don’t like her as a person (mean girl and transphobe). I also found her character unlikable in her “I’m better than my home” attitude, as well as just found her devoid of charisma or charm. If I’m not rooting for both leads in a rom com, it’s not a great movie for me.
Tears or tits: Tits! Gratuitous and wonderful
BONUS! He plays soccer in the rain.
I have plot bunnies for all of these characters (not proud about the phone sex PWP for the pastor lmaooooo) now lol