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hearteyesfor17 · 2 months

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clingy Lapis sounds sooooo nice rn <3

imagine you're the one who created him. you couldn't help but make him 100% dedicated to you. and the thing is, he doesn't destroy you or want to be free. let's just say, he likes you a lot. so much so that 17 is always trailing behind you like some lost puppy. not that you mind, right ? also, he gets jealous when you interact with anyone. you're chatting with Bulma ? he's glaring daggers at her. learning to meditate with Piccolo ? please. 17 can find better ways to clear your mind. Goku wants to train with you ? decline, because Lapis will either take your place or drag you away. he doesn't trust anyone's hands on you, nor does he want you hurt. what a sweetheart, no ?

well, that is until your perfectly created cyborg, the ultimate android, has you crying out and begging while he pounds you from behind. he's just so good at filling you up and helping all your little aches. told you he can find other ways to clear your mind. he's addicted to you, your sounds, the way you clench, writhe, and claw. you're perfect in his eyes and you're all his. he wants to please you so that you'll never think about looking in another's direction again. you wanted this, didn't you ? a robot to serve and help you with everything ? to be dedicated to just you ? well, the cyborg cannot help but find any chance to bend you over and fuck you. he's fascinated by the way you cream on his cock. the way you twitch and arch when you orgasm. oh, and did I mention his stamina is unlimited ? he's going to go for hours and hours if he desires so. luckily, your android will be there to carry you around when your legs are all wobbly. and of course, he's respectful and will stop if you tell him to. again, he only wants your praise and affection, not for you to be upset with him. so why don't you tell him ? next time he's buried deep into your guts, whimpering into your neck about how you're his favorite being of all of the universes, tell him what a perfect android he is. ♡

#totally not a less intense version of an rp i had !!!!#ohmygoddddd this is self indulgent #but i feel like 17 fans have nothing #LIKE IM SO THIRSTY FOR THIS MAN ???#help me i love him sm #one day ill make an actual fic w details sooo #my man my man my man #husband <3 #android 17 #android 17 smut #bath🫀bomb #dragon ball #dragon ball smut #dragon ball z #x reader smut #dragon ball x reader #dbz #android #android x reader

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notyourwatermelon · 2 months

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anyway not to be thirsty for men on main but jotaro kujo only gets finer the older he gets. pt 3 jotaro? ehhh he's a minor plus he's a nerd get real. pt 4 jotaro? NOW we're cooking with gas baby he has the exhaustion only a PHD student and father of one has, not to mention the gaggle of teenagers around him at all times draining what little energy he has left AND the rugged haunted beauty of a scarred man who has had Experiences. and then pt 6 jotaro??? HELLO SAILOR. what a crime it was that he was only in less than half of the show. WHAT A MAN. WHAT A UNIT OF A MAN. the things id do for a chance dr. kujo just one chance. I'd crawl to the ends of the earth. I'd lick the ground you stand on. GOOD LORD IN HEAVEN

#im asexual but GYATTDAMN #the Hold That Man Has On Me #jotaro kujo #jjba #will i tag the parts. will i air this out to more people #survey says yes #jjba pt 3 #jjba pt 4 #jjba pt 6 #anyway i like pt 4 the best and a large part of that is how big of a role jotaro plays in it #I wish pt 6 had more jotaro. logically I'm glad it didn't because this is jolynes part and Id want to avoid #making pt 6 too much about jotaro so im glad araki effectively fridged him for most of it #that being said. my thirstiness for jotaro kujo is neither logical nor sensical.#not even the snakeskin poots can stop me from wanting this man

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pip-n-chips · 1 year

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I keep thinking about the scene you get when you're able to leave the asylum after you get better, more specifically the version where you reach max innocence like shit lmao,,

(sorry if it's worded weird in advance djdb)

like. you can tell Harper has been trying so so hard to keep his dick in his pants until now, and now he finally has the chance he's been waiting for

since the treatment played out like he wanted, he's successfully turned you into an innocent little thing, oblivious to his intentions and making it easier for him to take advantage. I like to imagine that he's been fantasizing about it the whole time you've been in the asylum, finding it increasingly harder to stay patient but not enough to let it affect how he carries himself y'know?

well,, at least not in front of others, when he's alone though 👀,,,

the thought of him, horny beyond words, jerking off to your room's security cam while you and the rest of the patients are asleep. and if he can't access the cameras for whatever reason, he'd just masturbate to the countless photos of you he's taken during your little "therapy" sessions. he'd cum with a breathy moan, his semen coating the image of your face, wishing it was the real thing. and maybe he considers paying his favorite patient a special late night/early morning visit, but he manages to restrain himself, for now

so when he sees how successful your treatment has been, he's oh so delighted and oh so lustful, and he's been patient long enough

(screenshot of the scene is under the cut for those who may want it)

#this man straight up GIGGLES #like sir you're not allowed to be this cute snd perverted at the same time #might turn part of this into a fic tbh #hopefully I'll get his character right #im so out of practice lmao #degrees of lewdity #dol #harper the doctor #dol harper #thirsty #gonna go to bed now #thoughts-n-hcs #scene sharing

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harrisonbrainrot · 7 months

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HandsHandsHandsHandsHands

#harrison ford #indiana jones #han solo #the man the myth the legend #im so fucking thirsty for his hands.#ridiculous #its sick how much i want them.. like everywhere.

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theworstcreature · 3 months

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GUYS QUICK SOMEONE WITH BETTER SKILLS THAN ME UNBLUR THIS

Bc I’m DESPRATE to know what the setlist is

#if none of those are thirsty I will actually self destruct inside the concert #MY LUCKY AJR SHIRT STRIKES AGAIN #I STG EVERY TUME I WEAR IT THEY POST SOMETHING #ajr #ajr brothers #TmM #the maybe man #the maybe man tour #TMM tour #TMMT #SO SO SO HYPED FOR THE TOUR YALL DONT UNDERSTAND #I WAS IN SCHOOL WHEN THEY POSTED TBIS #AND IG I MIST HAVE GOTTEN PRE TMM WRA FLASHBACJS BC MY HANDS WETE SHAKIN WONDERING OMG WHAT DID THEU POST WHAT IF ITS IMPORTANT WHAT IF-#I WAS SO HYPED THE ENTIRE DAY WAITIN TO GET THE JELL OITTA THERE AND SEE TJE POST #AND IM ONLY SLIGHTLY DIDAPPOINTED #GIVE IS A SHOW IN LIKE ANYWHWRE IN NY BESIFES THE CITY #BUFFALO SYRACUSE ALBANY ILL TAKE ANHTHING MAN #US UPSTATERS ARE STARVING YO DEATH #IM NOT GETTIN MY ASS DOWN TO NYC

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sanchoyo · 4 months

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haven’t been on much bc my dog has been sick :( between seizures and an infected tooth we’ve been having a Time trying to get everything fixed (this started around the holidays so our vet has been very booked up…we have been like 3-4 times in the past 4-5 weeks OTL does not help it’s like an hour drive there, so that’s been exhausting) now his new seizure meds are making him sick (was hoping it was like, just an adjustment period thing but he’s been sick for a week and having concerning symptoms…) if I’m not on a ton or slow to replying to messages it’s bc I’m working as much overtime as my job will give me bc Vet Expensive and mentally drained obvi 😞

#it makes me a lil mad his meds were kinda pricy and they literally are making things worse. like sure he isn’t have seizures but he can #barely walk and keeps running into things and keeps having diarrhea so like. 🙃 and the meds are making him sooo hungry and thirsty #I’m seeing the vet AGAIN FRIDAY I know she’s so sick of me but man my little guy. if she can’t figure out a combo that doesn’t have such #bad side effects I’m literally going to scream and cry #he’s the most sensitive boy in the world and my mental health hangs on his and my cats well being. please. 😭#sanchoyorambles #I’ve also called them like twice to find out if I should stop or what they want me to do and keep getting ‘oh they’ll call u back’ WHEN #GIRL MY PUBBY #if I don’t hear back before his next dose I’m just gonna make an executive decision myself to stop them for now #he’s literally on the smallest possible dose too bc he’s so little. so. they can’t go down in dosage they’ll need to put him on smth else 😑#which means paying for ANOTHER PRESCRIPTION A WEEK AFTER ALREASY GETTING ONE THAT WAS $30 ON TOP OF HIS STUPID VET BILL #screaming.#and like if I have the money it’s fine. and it’s not like the vet could’ve known he’d have bad side effects #im just frustrated it’s no one’s fault #I could go to a closer vet. the thing is I LIKE the one further away #they have the only groomer I’ve found that can trim him without sedating him! they send me reminders abt his shots! I like the vibes!!!#they seem caring!! but they are always SOOO BUSY it takes forever to make appointments or to hear back from them 😭#remember how I said one of my goals was to buy a vechicle this year lmao the vet bills are draining any savings I’ve managed to build up 🤧#my pets are priority 1 tho like even before all the medical stuff /I/ need like lol… that’s my baby #it’s just really bad timing. not that there’s good timing for medical issues but. u know

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fragiledate · 7 months

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cringetober day 27: babygirl pose(s)

#HELLOOOOOO TEEHEE #remember those trendy babygirl poses that went around on twitter. yea #samael #ouhg. my babygirl.#why is he in a suit? why is he in his demon form? why dont you shoot yourself #i promise it lowkey makes actual sense in canon #but its cringe . so actually nevermind i will explain #when he was in hell he suffered a great deal duh bc my babys a sinner #and so he had to suffer in a cubicle for hours and hours working in some type of horrible tral #no human contact or anything #just mindless jobs for hours on end. in a tight; uncomfortable; ugly suit. and dear god i love him for it #so im just getting thirsty with it . because who else if not me will sexualize my own OCs?#SUFFER YOUNG MAN!!!!! SUFFER!!!!#he looks like he will throw up soon . And Gorgeous!#bath soup #cringetober #my art

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caridinscross · 7 months

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9 people you'd like to get to know better

Tagged by @orc-apologist

*crawls out of my cave like a frightened creature* hello? a chance to to talk about me?

Three ships: Durge/Gortash (bg3, my sideblog is unfollowable right now), Isabela/Merrill (Dragon Age), and Venom/Eddie. i mostly ship oc x canon because i play a lot of rpgs oopsss. if im allowed to talk about my oc's, vali/davyn are always in the background, haunting me.

First ever ship: waaaay back when I was a wee child, I read a book series called "The Sisters Grimm," and I wanted Sabrina to kiss that terrible fairy boy Puck so bad that I discovered fanfiction because of it.

Last Song: "Obsessed With You" by The Orion Experience has been on loop

Last Movie: technically Mulan 2 because I rewatched that last but to give a genuine movie rec in the spirit of Halloween I implore you to watch Barbarian (2022) or #Alive (2020)

Currently Reading: finally (very slowly) reading Pride and Prejudice.

Currently Watching: Catching up on season 3 of "Only Murders in the Building" with my husband @goldencruel

Currently Consuming: im drinking iced tea?

Currently Craving: some fucking sleep i have been getting maybe 3-4 hours a night for the past few weeks i am not having a good time

Tagging @astarionhater @nazali @lesbianralzarek @bimyheel (edit i only just noticed lars also tagged you lol that's so fun i didnt know we were all in the same circle) @astarien @knightposting @knighterrante @matchaghostie @septemberbyearthwindandfire (and bonus @goldencruel you can do this too its fun)

(for my bg3 mutuals hi this is @veilkeeper's main)

#lars im so sorry about the straight man youre thirsty for #this is so fun i literally saw my notes like LARS NOTICED ME????#AND TAGGED ME IN AN ASK GAME??? WHUH?#anyways back to my cave #tagged in

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finanmoghra · 1 year

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i think i've read all finan x reader from this site and ao3 im kinda sad

#why do i have to be so thirsty over this man #i've read everything in like 3 weeks #gimme more finan x reader pls #i can only write more #and im working on that #finan x reader #finan the agile #the last kingdom #tlk #tlk fandom #mark rowley

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itscrystql · 8 days

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this edit frame set in all four colour ways thank You (but i think i finally have settled on a type- cause im so Jobless ~ )

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kxllerblond · 2 months

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I missed making cringe longer form videos. tumblr is going to EAT the quality but whatever!!!! i love my dangerous little criminal man!!!

#cw video #im so thirsty for more gosling in crime shit man i need more matERIAL #anyway blah blah something something clark is the john wick of the criminal underworld #people just dont know if he's one person or a group they just know he's super connected and crossing him #really is like making yourself for death lmAO a reaction of biblical proportions. get it cuz he's half-demon hahaaa #i actually hATE THIS BUT WHATEVER #;my stuff #i cant write. i cant draw. but by golly i can make little movies in my heAD and....kinda make them frfr

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nutzworth · 7 months

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i think one of the funniest sexual dimorphisms (difference between males and females for you viewers at home) in humans is how men just get so thirsty. like unreal amounts of thirsty. like guzzling gallons of water thirsty. and then women take 1 sip of water a day and are like yeah im hydrated. i think thats hilarious

#me #and this doesnt mean women ARE hydrated. i dont know if thats true.#my research (tumblr post) (offhand comment in youtube video) (facts about my friends) has proven this to be true #its so funny. its like my MAN friends have literal gallon water bottles beside their desks and drink from them a lot #and then my WOMAN friends are like uuugh im so thirsty. i am going to get a soda or a juice or a coffee and they dont have water bottle #that is so funny. isnt the world beautiful

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qeyond · 1 year

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Anyway, Happy Pride! Here's my BirthdayMassacre playlist.

#q music #birthdaymassacre #death note #the vibes for this is naomi being a polite lady house wife quiet and well kept for her FBI fiance. traditional gender role shit.#but then falling in love with a blood thirsty creature man and losing her SHIT!!! going NUTS!! getting a taste for BLOOD #theyre crazed together and B is head over heels for her. ADORES her. RESPECTS her. shes GORGEOUS shes STRONG shes AMAZING #she kicks his ass when he needs it and makes him control his shit. but also they go nuts together and murder and crimes and bite eachother:#she adores B she wants to study him she wants to keep him on a leash she wants to sloppy make out with him she wants to be #totally unravelled by him. he respects her for being who she is and she EATS IT UP. she feels free and adored for who SHE is #he feels adored by her for who HE is. he loves that she tames him. he loves that they are fucked up together.#theyre healthy theyre evil theyre awful theyre enabling each other in the worst ways but its a beautiful dance <3 #also listen im never going to forgive ray penber for trying to push naomi into being a sweet little house wife #ITS NOT HER!!!!! maybe killing for fun isnt really her either but its more her than being kept under lock and key by some Dude #also i know all the things she said doesnt match the vibe but it was one of my first queer songs as a teen and it has as special a place #in my heart as beyond birthday does. AND birthdaymassacre is queer so :) <3 #anyway please note any playlist i share is never complete. im always adding more music as i find it :) so stick around if u like <3 #beyond birthday #naomi misora

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ashrifts · 5 months

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tbh ran's most respected person being kakucho makes me think that he has a surprising soft spot for people who are genuinely kindhearted and hold on to that despite everything that happens to them... which is WILD considering he's the Opposite of that, but 🩷

#* ›› / * ooc.#its just the way he grew up #kindness as simple and genuine kindness was really hard to come by #he saw the worst in people and thought it was natural that those softhearted would break and become the worst version of themselves too #so seeing ppl like kakucho who went thru terrible things but still remained kindhearted #it made him realize being kind is to be strong too in a way that he himself isn't used to #and he can respect that! even if he does still think its a little foolish #man i rly need to write about his time at the yakuza but im still waiting on wakui to drop some more details first #please water me im a thirsty little flower

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randombitchwashere · 2 years

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I want to present everyone with a late Halloween idea...

Adrian chase dressed as Pyramid Head. And his s/o dressed as a nurse or hear me out, Harry Mason.

It's already established that Vig is a nerd and I genuinely think he likes old-school horror games, like Silent hill, Resident Evil, and probably even the Evil Dead games.

It fits his checklist, think about it. It's gory, has a story with multiple endings that he would play through multiple times, and it could probably entertain him for hours. That's not even addressing the multiple sequels, I know he'd find a fault with them but would still play them with the sole purpose of fulfilling his niche interests, and other existential thought. Plus no one can convince me he doesn't get ideas on how to take out butterflys' after playing through it.

So like imagine him and his s/o dressing up to go out with the team, and Chris was probably poking fun at Adrian about his muscle mass or some other masculine bullshit, but to prove him wrong he and his partner dress up accordingly; to show off.

I really can't help but want to just see him in the full get-up. He would spend weeks, no months making the head look perfect, but still be wearable (I mean come on, he has to have gotten a prescription visor form somewhere?), and he would meet the team in the pants and butchers apron and everyone tries to poke at him but I mean, come one who gives a shit, he looked hot.

#this is a sick idea #i have so many problems #but like he would tho #also im sorry im late to halloween posts but like this came to me after working on a drawing #and i had to share #he would look scrumptious #anyways im thirsty for a fictional man #again #adrian chase #adrian chase imagine #adrian chase x reader #peacemaker imagine #vigilante imagine #freddie stroma

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ozymoron · 6 months

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look, gordon! a rope! we can use these to get out of p- HELP ME, GORDON!

#⚠️#im thinking about that old man from my silly youtube improv series #i love when theyre all so fucking useless #love the bits where dr coomers lines just cut off especially when theyre cut off with him saying another line #hello gordon! is forever burned into my brain #have i said i love this old man? cause i love this old man #hes so fucked #might rewatch the whole thing again tomorrow #miss him already.. that old man...#everytime i saw his green text pop up on screen id get like a hit of dopamine like ohoho! my favourite guy is speaking!!#gordon im thirsty #feed me my coooooinnss mr freeeemmmaannnnn #shaking him hes my new blorbo #also apparently hes canonically 5'4 #hes like a couple inches away from my height thats so special to me

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