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And a last name one for good measure

If you have multiple default lastname sidesteps vote for you main sidestep, and tell me which last names in the replies/tags!

#i KNEW someone must have done this poll and of COURSE it was idle. of course. #glad i didnt post the poll sitting in my drafts then.... #this is fascinating. im not surprised that unique last name won by such a large margin #but thats not what im looking at. im looking at the default options. #where's all the other basris. eden needs siblings. #wait no i take that back he would suck so bad as a sibling #real 'pushing the other chicks out of the nest so they fall and die' energy on him #anyway. curiosity sated. hi idle i know u read this far 👋 #fhr

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we've had like three hot days and i already have an uneven tan (* ￣︿￣)

#kellan.txt

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Is there anything sadder than the little chunk of Kikis Delivery Service when Kiki says "I used to really like flying before it was my job" and then gets so burned out that her magic stops working and she cant talk to Jiji anymore and she tries so hard to FORCE the magic that she breaks her mothers broom and stays up all night, alone, trying to make a new one and crying?

And I know it is all ok in the end- Kiki has friends who look out for her and she takes care of herself and finds her place.

But fuck, those 20 minutes just hurt my heart so much.

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the five homoerotic love languages:

- intimate stabbing

- outright obsession

- confused pining

- "no one knows me like you do"

- lifelong promises that always sound suspiciously like wedding vows

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god this scene i haven’t written would be so emotional if it came with 50k words of context i also haven’t written

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lemme just

#i have no idea im pretty sure we've existed on tumblr together for eons though

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I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

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Instagram : krewkutz

This made me feel really happy ❤️

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really wish I could just watch a yoga video on youtube without getting bombarded with ads for lose weight burn belly fat destroy your chin fat lose 35 pounds in a month we're not a regular diet (we're an eating disorder 😉). go to hell I hate all of you.

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Roselia -- Tomomi Ozaki

#my girllll

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hiring a wizard to break whatever curse is holding henry kissingers shitty body together and laughing with childish glee as he instantly collapses into individual limbs like a lego character

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when did we as a society start allowing a sandwich to cost sixteen dollars? eighteen? I know I've paid twenty-one dollars for a sandwich at this point. is this just the world now? sandwich prices don't come down like gas prices. they go up & up & up. good luck to us all