Kirby but Vines 3
Halberd: *got shot down again*
Magolor: *flies by with the Lor* TRY AND PULL ME OVER NOW, META! HAHA!
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Dedede: ...
Kirby: *staring*
Dedede: ....THE HELL ARE YOU STARING AT?!
Kirby: The spider.
Dedede: Spider?! *Taranza kidnaps him* OH GOD-
Kirby: Damn.
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Marx: Welcome back to me screaming....AAAAAAAAAA-
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Galacta Knight: Hey Morpho, you think I get get this egg into that jar without it cracking?
Morpho Knight: Pfft, no.
Galacta Knight: *throws the egg at Meta Knight* Guess you were right.
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Dedede: What’s the second to last letter of the alphabet?
Escargoon: Y.
Dedede: Because I want to know!
Escargoon: ......
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Meta Knight: I’m just looking. Because I can control my emotions.
Meta Knight: *comes back holding Kirby* DAMN IT.
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Kirby: Go ahead and introduce yourself.
Taranza: My name is Taranza with a B, and I’ve been afraid of insects my entire life-
Kirby: Stop stop stop, where?
Taranza: Hm?
Kirby: Where’s the B?
Taranza: THERE’S A BEE?!
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Meta: How knights shower.
Meta Knight: The same as you, you idiot! Here we get nice and wet, then we get the swords, and you know-
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Marx: *falls through the ceiling*
Magolor: ....Hey Marx.
Marx: Hey Magolor....that hurt.
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Dedede: *jumps out* Bah!
Bandana Dee: AHHH! Stooop, I could have dropped my croissant!
Dedede: Haha!
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Kirby: *finishes his dinner* Done!
Meta Knight: FINISH THAT PLATE!
Kirby: What’s there to finish??
Meta Knight: That plate.
Kirby: That....what?
Meta Knight: Eat that plate.
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Magolor: In every group of friends, there’s the dumb one.
Kirby, Meta, Dedede: *point to Bandana Dee*
Bandana Dee: Really??
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