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#King Boo is cute as fuck
iholli · 1 year
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inhales fuck it, I had fun with this, you're all getting subjected to it. My singular braincell is unleashing Booigi like the plague upon Discord and my friends are happy to encourage me. thank u Holly for the galaxy brain dialogue that inspired this silly little drabble <3
King Boo × Luigi || flirt
It's been a hell of a long night in this hotel, and King Boo can't stand it any longer. Except he's really, really bad at communicating his feelings to a certain oblivious green plumber.
Takes place during the final boss fight of Luigi's Mansion 3, so you know, if you don't want to get spoilered or whatever <3
It's been hours. At least 10 of them. And the man is exhausted.
He's been through hell, awake all night, narrowly avoiding death at every turn, fighting for his life every step of the way. He's tired and afraid, damn it, and his night still isn't done.
So this battle promising to stretch for long minutes is not something he's excited for.
Honestly, he's almost disappointed when Polterpup crashes into him, accidentally knocking him out of the way as the painting falls.
Luigi sits up as the ghostly canine hops off him, scampering off to who knows where, and the poor little plumber is back on his feet just in time for the great spectre before him to turn a seething glare on him. It's all Luigi can do not to collapse under that enraged violet gaze.
"Luigi! What are you doing over there?!"
King Boo is also tired, and he is pissed. He's spent far more than the whole night with that disgustingly obsessive woman dogging his heels like a lost puppy, watching her useless staff be thrown around by Luigi-- though, of course, the king can't deny his admiration of the man's strength and quick thinking-- and in turn feeling the anger of his own Boos being sucked away into that damned vacuum. He's going to break that frustrating contraption, so help him.
And after all that, after all his carefully laid plans-- the countless romantic settings, the harmless spooks, his desperate attempts to flirt-- Luigi still hasn't realized it! Only that awful Hellen Gravely had been wooed by the candlelit dining room, the beautiful concert, the seaside view! King Boo has had all he can take. At least Luigi vacuumed Hellen out of the picture, what a relief that was, and satisfying to say the least. Oh, and who could ignore the way Luigi smiled and danced and cheered for himself every time he successfully captured a ghost...he's just too cute!
He couldn't possibly admit it aloud, but that little green plumber has the king of Boos absolutely wrapped around his gloved finger.
"UGH! That's it! I'm sick to double death of you!"
Sick to his heart of that cute little mustache, those soft shoes, those blue doe eyes, that adorable accented voice, that sheer obliviousness! How could King Boo possibly make his feelings any clearer?! Surely Luigi is just tormenting him, and he's sick of it!
"You want to fight me? FINE! Let's go, Luigi! This is the end for you, once and for all! HERE I COME!"
The Italian's teeth are chattering in fear, because of course he doesn't want to fight, and he's thoroughly convinced the Boo just wants him dead, or at least trapped forever as a decoration. Well, it's no fault of his, considering every attempt King Boo has made at flirting has nearly gotten him poisoned or skewered or whatever else-- it's been such a long night, Luigi barely remembers all the ways the hotel has tried to kill him. And the king of Boos is very, very intimidating, no thanks to his threatening dialogue.
Which, Luigi can't possibly admit aloud, is rather attractive, in an inexplicable way. That voice, and those eyes, and...
No, no, no time to think about that now. That "rather attractive" ghost is trying to destroy him!
King Boo cackles, nearly at the end of his rope, summoning lightning, showing off his tongue (very intentionally, that is), throwing fireballs and explosives, every time missing and angrily cursing before vanishing. That Luigi...too smart in all the wrong places! Like he knows every move the Boo is going to make! Yet he can't figure out King Boo's affection towards him?!
When Luigi throws an explosive back at him, sending King Boo reeling and coughing smoke until he collapses on the roof, he's feeling more frustrated than ever. The plumber and that strange, goopy green clone of his suck him up by the tongue and smash him back and forth against the roof until the Boo tumbles backwards.
Enough is enough.
King Boo rematerializes before Luigi, glaring daggers, his enormous maw closed in a deep frown. The man steels himself for another round of attacks...
...but they don't come.
Instead, King Boo snaps.
"You know what?! Enough of this! You're cute and I've been trying to tell you that for hours-- no, YEARS now!"
Luigi freezes, his whole body going still as a ghost hit with his Strobulb. He...what?
The Boo's mouth is open now in a snarl, his brows low, his eyes glowing bright with irritation. He looks so angry; surely Luigi misheard him! If looks could kill, the plumber would already be six feet under!
"There, I said it! Must you torture me further?!"
No, he heard right.
...
He heard right?
The nozzle of the Poltergust clatters on the now-cracked concrete, Luigi barely even realizing he's dropped his only protection. He stares, then blinks and starts sputtering.
"C...cute? A-ME?!"
Oh, the Boo is a goner when that heavy accent comes out. His face flushes royal blue as he drifts like a deflating balloon to the rooftop. "OF COURSE YOU! HOW have you not figured that out?!" King Boo tries to snap in his usual tone, but it comes out in more of a pathetic whine as his voice cracks in disbelief.
"You've been-a trying to kill me all-a night!" Luigi chokes out. He's so shocked, he sinks to his knees, taking off his cap as his other hand comes up to run through his hair, the Boo watching his every move-- has he ever seen the plumber without his hat? His hair looks as soft as his mustache...
"I-- I HAVE NOT!" King Boo retorts after a moment, equally stunned.
"What...what do you call all of-a that, then?!"
"I was trying to flirt with you!" The king frantically pinwheels his nubby arms in a desperate attempt to explain. "I know those idiots kept ruining everything, but I was trying! I had a nice dinner planned, a walk through the garden floor, a magic show--"
Luigi's hand drops to his lap and he stares again at the ghost. "You set up all that...as a date?"
King Boo stops his rambling. "...yes?"
The little Italian giggles breathily, then laughs harder and harder, until he's gasping, arms wrapped around himself and tears rolling down his cheeks. King Boo blushes furiously. "What-- stop that! Why are you laughing at me? What's so funny?!"
"Oh, scusa, bello," Luigi manages when he finally catches his breath, wiping his face with his shirt sleeves. "It's just-- you are-a terrible at flirting!"
The Boo puffs out his cheeks, impossibly blue as he crosses his nubs in offense. "Well-- well, you're terrible at noticing, then!" He grumbles, his mouth closing in a pout.
"Both people are-a supposed to be there for a date, you know." The man giggles once more. He can't help being amused at the adorable grumpy face before him, and he's giddy with relief, heart fluttering now that he realizes that the ghost wasn't actually trying to murder him all this time, that the little voice in his heart was a mutual feeling.
"I...knew that." Boo's violet eyes flick away-- he definitely didn't know that-- then snaps his eyes back to Luigi in sudden realization. "Wait, what did you call me?!"
Luigi just smirks, one eyebrow cocking up, a show of the confidence he's feeling now. "Maybe if you-a take me on a real date yourself, I'll-a tell you, tesoro."
"T-TES--" King Boo blows the rest of the word into a raspberry, flustered, not knowing if the Italian is taunting him or complimenting him.
"Wait...are you asking ME on a date?"
Luigi gets to his feet, shuffling across the roof to retrieve the frame lying all but forgotten on the concrete. He inspects it for a moment, then sets it upright along the wall of the roof, aiming the Poltergust's dark-light attachment at the image of his friends and brother.
The plumber glances back at King Boo before switching the light on, grinning once more at the uncertain though hopeful king watching him. "Yeah, I-a guess I am." The light activates, a beam of rainbow slowly coloring the painting.
Well, after he explains this to Mario, and gets the group comfortably settled in the hotel, that is. And maybe gets the Boos out of their respective containers, since he knows the king will be asking.
Luigi's heart flutters again. His night doesn't feel so long anymore.
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slythereen · 6 months
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max and lewis clapping for charles on the podium was very very cute. i support it wholeheartedly. however... is it uncommon? don't they normal clap for one another on the podium? i am trying to picture other podiums and am too lazy to go look (okay fine i will in a sec) but i feel like maybe they would have been clapping anyway, even without the booing incident? now i can't even remember if lewis/charles were clapping for max or max/charles for lewis 😭
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silly-inky · 10 months
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Managed to get this finished before taking a break to draw that thing for my brother. Anyways have my version of Party King Boo! I love him so much, I'm very happy with the design, I hope you like them too
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I am happy to share any headcanons I have on him if you ask, if not I will b making a post on him and the other King Boo's in th future when i get around to drawing the King Boo from Super Mario Sunshine
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tapinix2 · 11 months
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Hey guys what if I got into Mario and made my own version of a Mario lore universe I have so many ideas please send help
I haven't even played that many games in a few years and I have yet to watch the movie but Mariolore got me looking for fanart which got me obsessed with this shi
there is so much potential here I'm telling, I have time to rewrite another entire universe guys I swear it's fine I can just rewrite every single extended universe out there to fit my interests instead of passing school it's fine IM FINE plz stop me
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illdothehotvoice · 9 months
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Also if you're curious my favorite Mario enemy is a Boo qwq
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sunshineram · 1 year
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flaticeball · 5 months
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a jew review of: nhl team happy hanukkah posts
good evening and chag sameach to my hanukkah-celebrating pals out there on hockeyblr. today i bring you: a non-comprehensive and entirely subjective review from one (1) jewish hockey fan of the graphics posted by various nhl teams in celebration of the first night tonight. i definitely missed some, and some teams didn't post any at all, so it's a bit patchwork. here we go.
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vancouver canucks: this is an extremely serviceable graphic. love the blurred dreidels to give the effect that they are spinning. very funny. props for the detail that there is a shadow of the menorah on the ice. straightforward. icemenorah is a themeTM but some did it better than others and this is a classic. 7/10
post continues under the cut for the sake of your dash and mine.
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carolina hurricanes: obsessed with what the canes have done here though i cannot comprehend it. the weird techno style textured background. the out of focus magen david around. THE HURRICANES. IN HEBREW. WITH THE LITTLE CANES LOGO THING I FORGET THE NAME OF ON THE HEI? INCREDIBLE. points for creativity. overall baffling vibes. 6/10.
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pittsburgh penguins: this is just adorable. you hired someone to draw this. spectacular work, guys. it's giving a bit of 'we browsed the target hanukkah deco section for inspo' but it's too adorable for me to care. it's team themed, it's hockey themed, it's holiday appropriate. love everything going on here. they get points for doing what very few other teams are doing and remembering this is night one, so only one candle is lit. most everyone else is getting a bit a head of themselves. 9/10.
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washington capitals: and here we have another edition of the icemenorah, with a minimalist twist. this graphic screams 'oh fuck wait is that tonight' which to be fair is also how i, a jew, felt about realizing tonight was the first night of hanukkah. could'a done more, but it's perfectly fine. 6/10.
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new jersey devils: this fucks. it's got devils themes. it's got a cool style. it's got vibes. it's got: more hockey stick menorahs which i am always excited about. that shamash candle is a graphic design nightmare but other than that i am all on board. 8/10
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vegas golden knights: i love the gold foil effect and that you remembered there was more to hanukkah than candles, that's nice, as is involving the other affiliates! however. where are the vibes. this is not the vgk wishes you a chag sameach, this is a greeting card i got on etsy. 6/10 just bc i KNOW you can do better. where's the neon, babes.
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los angeles kings: oh this is fun. it's icemenorah: WITH A TWIST. the art style is cute, it's got plenty of hockey theme, it's also very obviously LA-y, i'm giving them points for this one. the shadow is insane but that's okay, it's ~stylistic. it's cute. 7/10. UPDATE: definitely AI. boo hiss. 0/10.
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montréal canadiens: this is probably my favourite for sheer vibes. you got: levitating icemenorah. you got: action-shot candle lighting. you got: remembering this is night ONE. you got: the implication that the torch is the shamash candle????? you got: JOYEUSE HANOUKKA!!!!!!!! (and like happy hanukkah or whatever i guess). obsessed. it's so funny. it's amazing. 9/10.
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scaras-silly-girl · 6 months
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okay wait I was onto smth!! maybe!!!
Halloween/Fall Hcs with genshin men!🕸
written w fem reader in mind, established relationships, modern au, light sex joke, ft scara, ajax, lyney
scara
if you're going to want to be out and about on halloween, this is not the guy for you. 100% wants to stay in the whole time
will watch scary movies/play horror games with you, he will any day honestly but- he gets such an ego boost if you hide yourself in his shirt during gorey or freaky parts of movies. he gets so happy that he feels like he can protect you
he will not, under any circumstances, hand out candy to trick or treaters. he will slam the door in a 6 year olds face lmao he thinks it's stupid and will be honest about it. if you have a young sibling, he'll come with you to take them trick or treating (and complain a lot)
he doesn't care for anything sweet, probably opting for sour candies like sweettarts or those weird hard ball things. but maybe if he's feeling generous, he'll buy you some of your favorite treats. even if he hates the sticky sweet gummies and pixie stix you adore, you can bet everything he'll stand in line for hours the day before halloween.
he thinks dressing up is stupid, but you could talk him into a basic couples costume. maybe ghostface and casey (tbh ive never watched scream movies so im going off google) he would probably do that pumpkin head trend with you, he'll feel stupid the whole time but it's worth it to make you happy.
he'd want to carve pumpkins, and he will, but carving them gets difficult for him. it takes a lot of strength to do that, but he will do his best and attempt to help you. maybe it's best to skip this and just paint pumpkins...
you can take him to starbucks for a pumpkin spice latte all you want, but he'll insist on paying and get the worst tasting black coffee every time!! it's even worse because he genuinely likes bitter coffee
overall 10/10 fall boyfie, he doesn't like all the chaos and celebrations, but does enjoy quality time with you<3
ajax
he was literally made for this. he adores autumn and winter. considering he's from shneznaya, he could wear a t-shirt any time in fall and be fine, no matter where you live.
he'll take you to all his friends parties, if your up for it. and you have to have matching costumes, any couple you can think of is a valid costume option. he will be ken. he will wear the fucking roller skating costume. a little off topic but he saw the barbie movie and loved it.
spends halloween hitting up parties and showing off your costumes and takes teucer out to trick or treat at the end of the night. it's literally so cute to see him walking with teucer, eventually carrying him home when it gets too late.
he's so sweet to kids while giving out candy. i think he's the type to have candy bars and other allergy safe options, lollipops and goldfish maybe. the neighborhood kids love his house because of how rich he is, king sized chocolate bars for all. he's such a family man and adores kids so he's made for this.
he goes mad when decorating for halloween, pushing the line between too scary for kids and too cute. somehow it always works out. I feel like he'd be good at decorations because he takes side jobs at haunted houses. he'd be really good at playing a slasher i think.
you'll go to the haunted house he's working at with a group of friends, and he'll end up sneaking up on you from behind, pressing his fake knife to your throat and whispering "boo" it nearly gives you a heart attack but it's mad funny. he definitely gets in trouble for kissing one of the customers, but it's worth it.
if you prefer a calmer way to celebrate, he'll skip most of the parties and have a nice night with you after teucer gets tired out from a sugar rush. you'll snuggle up on the couch together watch whatever scary movies you'd like, he definitely puts up a bunch of candles for the fun atmosphere.
he'll buy you literally anything halloween or fall related. you want a cute new reath for autumn? only the best one on the market for you. want some overpriced seasonal drink? you're having a large and he'll get one too! it's honestly just an excuse to spoil you at this point
he's a 9/10 in this department. would be a 10 if he didn't make jokes about skeletons and boners...
lyney
the halloween boyfriend of the century. he has so much fun with holiday stuff and dressing up makes it even better
he's a performer, he's extra, so he has to win any costume contests! lynette is sick of this nonsense by now but it warms her heart to see you having so much fun helping lyney with his autumnal nonsense.
he's not necessarily one for big halloween celebrations, opting to spend his time hanging out with you and his siblings, possibly telling scary stories. lynette is rather unphased but poor freminet is always freaked out afterwards. there's definitely more than enough marshmallows for all the smores you intend to eat while this goes on.
he'll let you snuggle up next to him around the fire pit if you get a little freaked out. he gets to entertain and be with his lover, two of his favorite things. he'll even roast a few marshmallows for you! but it's expected that you return the gesture.
he'll definitely buy all kinds of dumb halloween decorations from the closest dollar store. don't be suprised when you find plastic spiders placed around the house. he loves to decorate outside of the house, it's slightly obnoxious but you're used to it at this point.
he'll happily take you out for whatever over the top seasonal drink you want, he does this for lynette every year as well. unsurprisingly, she typically becomes the third wheel to these drink based outings. but it's worth it to see lyney fawning over you like a puppy.
as previously mentioned, he dresses up and goes hard on halloween costumes. he'll be the one begging you to match for halloween. he seriously goes hard, the time and dedication of a seasoned cosplayer goes into his costumes.
he's the type to take you to fall festivals and engage in the classic fair games, throwing darts, bobbing for apples, even silly haunted houses. you might end up dragging him into a haunted house, lyney won't get too scared... or at least that's what he says, but he holds your hand the whole time.
a solid 9/10 fall boyfriend, definitely gets into all aspects of october and fall as a whole. he gets a little too carried away and might forget about your scary movie date... but it's okay because now you, him, and both of his siblings all have matching costumes!!
shit i sorta lost motivation with lyneys uhhh it's fineee i just wanted this out for halloween lol
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bitterkarella · 6 months
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Midnight Pals: Headless Horseman
Mary Shelley: sup fuckers Poe: oh hi mary Poe: you're just in time Poe: washington irving's telling a story tonight Shelley: w Shelley: washington irving? Poe: yeah Poe: something wrong? Shelley: [blushing furiously] n-no
Washington Irving: [lighting pipe] ba ba ba ba boo Irving: hey old man good to see you Irving: hope you're all enjoying this little shindig Irving: now let the ol' groaner take a whirl with a story Irving: submitted for the approval of the midnight society Irving: i call this the tale of the headless horseman Irving: ba ba ba ba boo
Mary Shelley: hi irvine Irving: ahh it's ol' Mary Shelley Irving: nice to see ya, old man Shelley: did you Shelley: did you get my letter Irving: [lighting pipe] ba ba ba ba booo
Irving: ba ba ba ba boo Irving: let the ol' groaner give out a helping of that new american jive Irving: the legend of sleepy hollow to be exact, so make it mella, fella Shelley: hiiii irvine Irving: give me some space, son, you're bothering me Shelley: Shelley: o-ok
Lovecraft: w-what's wrong? ain't you gonna shiv him? Shelley: shut up howard Lovecraft: well it's just that usually when someone gives you the brush off Shelley: no one gave me the brush off Lovecraft: washington irving just- Shelley: [shivving lovecraft] NO ONE GAVE ME THE BRUSH OFF
King: what's with mary tonight? she's acting real strange Poe: oh she likes washington Shelley: s-shut up Shelley: shut up all of you Shelley: I'll shiv each and every one of you if you don't shut up! Poe: it's kind of cute King: oh yeah, young love
Washington Irving: clip clip and a clippetty clop Irving: he's out lookin' for a head to swap Irving: so don't try to figure out a plan Irving: you can't reason with a headless man! Shelley: god he's so fucking hot
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iholli · 11 months
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I'm almost positive this post already exists and I just lost it in the Tumblr void but. casino Luigi and Sunshine King Boo
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makeadealwithdean · 2 years
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makeadealwithdean’s friday fic list - stranger things
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here's a list of the fics i've read this week (8/26/22) and highly, highly recommend! these fics are not mine and belong only to the writers, so writers, if you don't want to be mentioned on here, message me, and i'll take you off no questions asked! also, most of these fics are smut and 18+ ONLY, so minors dni!!
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steve harrington:
~ i want to touch you * by @poeticandors (my note: this whole series is PHENOMENAL, probably my favorite steve series <3)
~ pretending * by @poeticandors
~ perv!steve * by @creelteeth
~ put away my pride * by @wtfsteveharrington
~ baby, baby, baby * by @pixiemunsons
~ the king (pornstar!steve) * by @poetrieshouse
~ sex education * by @sortagaysortahigh (my notes: my other very favorite steve series)
~ fake it 'til you make it by @thefreak-thebanished
~ power trip * by @silkscream
~ car troubles * by @hellfiresangel
~ private eyes * by @peachesworld96
~ you shook me all night long * (series) by @pinkchubbiebunnie (my note: i LOVE this series sooooo much <3)
~ needy * by @bvmbshell
~ cloud 9 * by @sortagaysortahigh
eddie munson:
~ the dungeon master * by @chaoticmunson
~ 18 * by @chaoticmunson
~ vanilla * by @fan-fantasies
~ BOO? * by @eagerbby
~ nice bracelet * by @starbxcks
~ cover girl * by @eddies-perm
~ out loud by @iheartyouyou
~ menace by @retrobutterflies
~ groupie * by @hellfirebabes
~ birthday surprise * by @hellfirebabes
~ the crescent moons by @huffle-pissed
~ freak * by @evergreencowboy
~ eddie teaches you guitar * by @forever-rogue
~ eddie x shy bsf!reader * by @mypoisonedvine
~ you're so cute * by @pixiemunsons
~ alternative payment * by @letterstotheflre
~ nice fucking try by @itsoutrageouss
~ pink is metal * by @sinnerlillith
others/multi:
~ friends with benefits * by @poetrieshouse (steve x reader x eddie)
~ vodka & watermelon chapstick * by @wtfsteveharrington (steve x reader x robin)
~ silk dreams * by @msgorillagripcoochie (steve x reader x eddie)
~ role play * by @corrodedhawkins (joseph quinn x reader, eddie munson x reader)
~ not your boyfriend * by @little-moonbeam-666 (joseph quinn x reader, eddie munson x reader)
~ enough * by @hellfiresangel (steddie x reader)
~ choice encounters * by @latelyanobsession (billy x reader x steve)
~ unexpected call * by @444awhore444 (billy hargrove x reader)
~ only love can hurt like this * by @strangerbitxhs (billy hargrove x reader)
~ ruined makeup * by @tommydarlings (billy hargrove x reader)
~ dumb baby * by @sadiesuns (billy hargrove x reader)
~ i'll be the judge by @luvfae (steve x reader, robin x reader)
go give these talented writers some love! and remember to reblog and comment if you can- it really helps creators <3
shameless plug: here's my main masterlist. i write for steve and eddie too :)
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welovenightcord · 6 months
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会いたい キミに会いたい 胸のこの辺がとても痛い...
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A/N: Heyo my little pookie wookie snookie bear cotton swab cherry pie cootie patootie strawberry shortcake lovebug wrapped in rainbows suggly wuggly huggly boo boo whipped cream w/ rainbow sprinkles 😻 I was bored so it's random.
Characters: Isagi Yoichi, Bachira Meguru, Nagi Seishiro, Kenyu Yukimiya, Shidou Ryusei, Hiori Yo.
Warning: English isn't my first language. I'm sorry If there's any mistakes and a lot of cringe. 🤢
︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶ ︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶ ︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶ ︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶
Their reaction when they saw your selfie on their phone gallery;
Isagi Yoichi
His reaction is 😮 “You look good!” AWW BABYBOYYY 🥺🥺 gonna eat him cutely.
Bachira Meguru
He is speechless... “You took this photo without me..? I THOUGHT WE WERE BESTIES 😭😭”
Drama king but I love him.
Nagi Seishiro
Deletes it.
Kenyu Yukimiya (my daddy.)
He smiles cutely. “Hehe, it's actually cute. Can we take a photo together next time?”
I'm his official discord kitten guys leave him alone meow meow. 😺
Shidou Ryusei
“You look shitty asf.” BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Go use your dopamines and get horny. 😒😒
Hiori Yo
He keeps it 🥺🥺 He thinks you look good <3
BY THE WAY GUYSSS HEAR ME OUT
He was a babyboy. Did you read chapter 237?? MAD HIORI STEP ON ME❗❗❗I accidentally creamed my panties after I saw egoist Hiori like hrrr boy what are you doing to me.
The most sane blue lock simp 💯💯
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livwritesstuff · 5 months
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okay so when i was writing this, i had a whole scene written about how steve is a video game guy and bought himself the SNES when it came out as a reward for getting through undergrad and loves the mario franchise in particular. i ended up cutting it out for the sake of brevity, but it got me thinking
In 2008, Steve and Eddie give their daughters a Nintendo Wii as a collective Christmas gift, and with it comes Mario Kart.
Now, nothing rivals the Harrington Family Mario Kart experience – there’s ganging up on each other and mocking the CPUs and throwing Wii remotes across the room and relentless trash talk. It is an all-time favorite game to play as a family.
That being said – Eddie is horrible at Mario Kart, even the janky earlier versions. He’s able to hold his own against his seven- and five-year old for about as long as it takes for them to figure out the controls (which is approx. two days for Moe, and Robbie’s right behind her). After that, he’s consistently getting destroyed by not only his husband, but also his elementary school-aged children.
Steve, on the other hand, is excellent at Mario Kart. He went easy on the girls while they were learning but the second they had it figured out and started to become real competition for him, it was over. He is also extremely competitive, something Moe and Robbie absolutely picked up from him, so by the time the Nintendo Switch is released in 2017, Mario Kart had become a very serious family affair (much to Eddie’s chagrin).
Eddie gets one look at Metal Mario and insists on playing as him because…metal. Duh. But then he’s careening uncontrollably around the course, spending more time soaring off the track than actually driving on it, and he can’t figure out why.
Robbie: Different characters have different stats, Dad.
Eddie: What the fuck are his stats then?
Robbie: Pretty sure he’s, like, one of the fastest ones.
So he switches over to Lemmy (because “that’s a kick-ass head of hair”) and comfortably ambles around the course, never placing higher than eighth but also no longer sending himself flying off into the abyss.
Hazel inherited her dad’s lack of proclivity for the game (though she’s definitely still better at it than him – it would be hard not to be). She likes the “cute” ones – the babies, the villagers, Toad and Toadette – and she usually chooses a novelty cart like the carousel horse. She also doesn’t have that competitive need to win, which is good because Moe, Robbie, and Steve can collectively bring the “healthy” tension-level to its max capacity.
Moe’s guiding force in choosing a Mario Kart character is a healthy mix of aesthetic and irony. She usually opts for King Boo. She also maintains that the stats don’t actually mean anything, and that she drives the same regardless of who she plays as
Steve and Robbie completely disagree with this. They are arguably the best at Mario Kart out of the entire family, and they’re pretty much matched, skill-wise. As such, they have very strong feelings about those stats that Moe says don’t matter because they tend to be the determining factor in who actually wins.
Steve is always using new combinations of characters and karts – he has an Excel spreadsheet for tracking what he’s tried out and everything.
Conversely, Robbie has firmly settled on Rosalina and will not change her mind.
Steve: There’s, like, six characters way faster than her!
Robbie: It’s about the traction, Pop.
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Get yourself a man that can do both…
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Honestly though, Minho is the perfect boyfriend.
Outside in the daylight or nightlight, when you’re alone, he is so sweet to you. He treats you like his queen, because that’s what you fucking are.
When he’s doing anything with the group he acts like the cute little tsundere he wants to be. Always messing around with you and deflecting your loving advances and comments in the most dramatic way; as if he didn’t just make you breakfast in bed this morning.
But then, when he gets you alone indoors, he is a different person sometimes. It almost seems like you can’t tell how he’s going to act based off his outfits. He tends to be more demanding and precise. Reminding you that he is in charge at all times. You are his queen but he is king of this land. You better remember your place and treat him right. My mans wants to be treasured and acts as if that’s your job in life is to please him.
So after a long night of doing just that… The morning is filled with him making you a delicious breakfast and reminding you that you are his queen and despite his demands, you are equals. You own the outside world and he owns the inside one.
My boo thangs: @lyramundana @sweetracha @2chopsticks2eyes @j-0ne25
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His.
Part of the what if series, Mafia life universe.
Pairing: Elvis x reader.
Warning: INCEST! Kinda cheating? The reader doesn't know yet, Threatening, Jealousy, Mention of sex, Dark Elvis, Sexual harassment, bipolar Elvis (Elvis is 40, the reader is 18)
Summary: You and Elvis just got married 5 weeks ago. One of Elvis's men is getting married so Elvis being the king he was, decides to fund and host the wedding but when the groom flirts with His new wife and daughter his happy mood completely changes.
(A/n: it's luke's Jerry schilling)
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You sang baby, let's play house, brushing your hair, and you smiled happily when you catch a glance of the big diamond on your finger, it all still feels like a dream. You married the man that many women would die for to be in your place you finish brushing and start on your makeup, it had to be simple, a light blue eyeshadow with a black cat wing would wor—"Boo!" Elvis grinned and laughed, his arms wrapping around your waist "Elvis!" you exclaimed "Wha? I couldn't help it darlin' ya was just so cute." Elvis chuckled as he kisses your neck. You rolled your eyes playfully and shook your head "What am I gonna do with you?" you asked turning around in his arms "Love me?"Elvis answered, you just let out a soft hum as you looked into his enchanting eyes and pulled Elvis into a kiss.
Before the kiss could become heated Jerry's voice called out "E.P! (N/N)! The party is startin'." Elvis pulled away and sighed "Let's go down." he grabbed your hand and walked out of the luxury bathroom, leading you downstairs to the before party. The Bachelor and bridal party were held from different sides of the mansion Elvis being Elvis, he wanted you by his side, so you both walked to the Bachelor party while playing with your husband's rings "George ya dog!" Elvis grinned letting go of your hand and opening his arms for a hug, said man hugged Elvis smiling as they pat each other's back.
You smiled softly at the sight of your husband so happy for his friend, but your smile became strained once you saw the way the groom checking you out 'Maybe he just likes my dress! It is pretty and it's matching Elvis's suit..right?' "George since I had ya on a mission you didn't get to meet my new wife" Elvis's gesture to you, you waved awkwardly at George "She quite the beauty." he smiled at you with a hint of lust in his eyes "I know she is," Elvis said a smug look on his face as if he knew something you both didn't know.
"So how's you and—DON'T TOUCH THAT YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Elvis started but stomped after one of his wasted men, leaving you and the groom alone.
"So how old are you?" he asked putting his hands in his suit jacket "18," you replied looking around for your husband, he hummed "Dose he fuck you good? I doubt it he's not young well not like me. What you say babygirl?" he moved uncomfortably closer, you could feel his hot breath hit your cheeks, trying too hard to be seductive.
A sharp whistle catches everyone's attention and George quickly moves away from you "it's time for the ugly bastard to get married!" Jerry said causing a roar of laughter to surround you both, some of the men practically carry him to the aisle. "Elvis is already waiting. He wanted me to get you, let's go." Jerry informs you now in front of you and offers his arm, you hopped your arm around his, and you both begin to walk towards where the venue was.
You sat left from Elvis and Jerry to his right, his arm around your shoulder, Jerry leaned towards Elvis and whispered something in his ear, a flash of anger shows in his eyes, and he quickly took a glance at you he nodded his head to Jerry, moving you closer to his side, his leg bouncing while you both watch the bride and groom kiss after their 'I do's'. Everyone cheered beside Elvis, and Jerry, you weaved to the happy couple as they walked down the aisle.
George and his wife smiled as the photographer took their wedding picture. "Can I?" Elvis asked gesturing to take a photo with them "Well of course!" "Course, boss." George and his wife spoke at the same time " Thank you." Elvis smiled taking George's right side "Why don't we do a funny picture?" he suggested "Oh! Can we George?" "I see why not. I can't say no to my beautiful princess." George kissed his wife with a big smile and they all turned to the camera, George made a goofy face as well did his wife but he almost dropped it when Elvis whipped out his pistol and pointed it at his head "I'd keep smilin'. I was in such a good mood then I heard by a little birdie that ya was hittin' on my wife and daughter." sweat ran down his temple at Elvis's words "Here's what you gonna do. Ya goin' stay away from my woman or you and your little wifey will end up as food for birds." Elvis pushed the gun harder against George "Understand motherfucker?" he said calmly and George nodded frequently. "Good" Elvis smirked and put his gun away. "well I wish ya both a happy marriage." Elvis backed away after the photographer finished, shaking hands with them both before walking away to find his pretty little wife.
"She's up in y'all's room." Jerry jerked his head upstairs as Elvis came up to him "Thanks jer." Elvis nodded to him. You silently lay on your husband's side of the bed, taking in his natural, calming scent while gently rubbing your stomach "Last time I checked that's ma side, sugar." Elvis smiled softly "Can't help that it's more comfortable." you smiled back, eyes filled with love for him "Move for me baby." you scooched to your side, letting him lay down in front of you "You'll never see him again. I promised at our wedding I'll always protect ya and I'll make good on that." he kissed your forehead head as you laid your head on his chest
"I love you." you yawned, slowly falling asleep.
"I love ya too, Sweetheart."
Taglist: @babyxbaby @plasticfantasticl0ver @dre6ming @galaxygirl453 @godlypresley @lovincherries @love4ab @kendralavon7 @elvxs-prxncess
Summary: You and Elvis got married on October 31st,1970 and five weeks later December 5th,1970, you two have to attend one of the Memphis Mafia member's wedding but the groom can't seem to keep his eyes off of Elvis's new wife and Elvis notices that and man does he have Jealousy problems ( @galaxygirl453 )
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Thoughts while watching Wish:
- base princess personality trope
- Never getting over the face that the goat is named Valentino
- 7 dwarfs vibes with the friends
- Hans type character
- Weird ass love song to wishes
- Evil Chris Pratt went from 1-100 really fast
- The wife was 1000000% the kings wish and he used magic to get it
- Angry guy is played by GIZMO MY BELOVED
- 100 year old man move like a 60 year old fr
- Asha also goes from 50-100 real fast
- My favorite song was a little disappointing:(
- What she’s singing and what the animation gives dosent match
- Wifey is CLUELESS
- We could’ve had A STAR BOY INSTEAD WE GET THIS THING
- Star is still cute
- When you are a Star and accidentally make a devils trap in the tree lol
- IM A STAR ⭐️
- thanks for not eating me John
- Throwing books like your cramming for a test
- King is bipolar like actually tho
- EVERYTHING IS FINE
- What are you five ?
- DANCING CHICKENS
- Best friends help each other commit crimes against the kingdom
- King really is evil he made everyone go to an assembly and they aren’t even in school
- WAIT WAS KING SUPPOSED TO BE AN ALIEN
- how old is the king ? Do we know at all ?
- Casually dooms yourself to an eternity of pain because you got insecure
- HE HAS A SECRET LAIR LIKE HAWKMOTH
- ok how do wishes work again ? Was gramps not free to still inspire people
- Not the mom pleading for her daughter to only get her wish trampled on (definitely don’t need to look at how accurate that is)
- Star said SQUARE TF UP
- He’s literally just your king hit him with your bookshelf
- Returns to your stable if anyone asks pLaY dUmB
- when you have to speed run the 5 stages of grief bc you are the main character damnit
- I know what your thinking- WELL I DONT girl that star doesn’t have an expression on his face
- I can not swim *proceeds to jump into the water with reckless abandon *
- You’ve been hit by, you’ve been stuck by LOSS OF YOUR WISH
- ‘AMYIA darling your just in time come meet my new TOY’ why would you WRITE IT LIKE THAT
- Hot take anyone who calls their partner darling is on THIN FUCKING ICE
- King man went insane that is fun
- HANS KNOCK OFF BETRAYED THEM I FUCKING KNEW IT
- Dont worry im a talking mouse but very clean
- When you only want to be a loyal knight but you end up betraying your friends- happens to the best of us dude
- Good find Valentino - my butt found it
- introverts deserve sanctuary— louder for the people in the back
- STRIKE, STRIKE newsies vibes
- YES fulfill your Sabos wish
- doc and dopey slayed
- They all did
- They are like any queer friend group fr
- the chase scene is cool
- YAZ QUEEN GET YOUR HUSBAND
- I was fooled by the love I felt- Its ok queen you were definitely manipulated not your fault
- Don’t destroy never land you bastard
- A stick ? What am I supposed to do with this ?
- The MUSHROOMS 🍄
- Poor gizmo can’t catch a break no matter what universe he’s in
- a dress on a tree more likely than you think
- Dude bro dear got into the mushrooms fr
- Sometimes a plan is just you and your six friends jumping from a high place
- FUCKING HANS GOT ME AGAIN
- thanks John
- Your so right bunnies are terrifying
- Nope nope nope nope nope
- StAr GeT aWaY fRoM tHeRe
- WAIT IS HE MAGIC MIRRIR GUY
- Yay singing again
- THE power of collective singing will always save the day
- GREEN SMOKE
- MyWiShEs dude get a grip
- Simon and queen should be besties now
- LONG LIVE THE QUEEN
- Peter Pan origin story 👀👀
- ZOOTOPIA ?!?
- bippty boppty boo the magic wand is fixed
- Give GIZMO THE WAND 😭he deserves it
- Fireworks yay
- 5/10 movie
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