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[puppetmaster13u]

Thinkin’ of This Au where Jason ends up collecting all of the de-aged liminal class which causes his plans to spiral. And am also thinking if he found them even earlier, before he made his big debut with 6 heads in a duffle bag, back when he was a mere whisper. Y’know, something minor the bats seemingly didn’t have to worry about. 

Like he still has his goons, even if less than he would because he is still taking over the underbelly, it’s just far slower because suddenly he has like, twelve small children to keep safe along with defending the alley from these government goons. 

Like I want the GIW to full on build files on this (to-them) half rabid ghost prowling crime alley whenever one survives to retreat and lick their wounds. Not a lot, mind you, but enough to notice a pattern. Enough to figure out when their lost specimens are not with the very dangerous ghost. 

Enough to catch the babysitting goon off guard, to overwhelm them with numbers. 

Enough to take his children. 

And Jason has seen those labs, he’s torn apart several, but they aren’t in Gotham anymore, they’re goneGoneGone and he needs to get them back. They’re just babies, they’re his babies, and he’s not going to let them be cut into again. 

And there is no warning on the Watchtower when the Zeta activates. There is no alarm when a hulking figure enters during their weekly nearly full-team meeting. A figure that could pass as both human or not, with sparks trailing behind barely restrained movements as they get ready to fight this masked intruder. 

“Diana Prince, Wally West, Clark Kent, John Jones, Arthur Curry.” There’s this deadly calm as he speaks, because otherwise he would only be feeling rage. “I know each and every one of your identities, and if you don’t help me everyone is going to know them.” 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #does this count #prompts #Dies Irae au #jason adopts the fenton children #liminal class #dad jason au #alternate timeline #Halfa Jason #He is barely keeping himself calm #and only on the outside #He's seen what goes on in those labs #Hood is more of a cryptid in crime alley with no outsiders knowing about him #He makes the alley safe and they understand needing to keep children safe #But he can't afford to keep hiding now #The GIW took his *children* and he can't reach them #not with what he has #He's desperate enough to blackmail the justice league for help #If for nothing else they can help him get through the bases in time #But maybe they can also get rid of the anti ecto acts too #Not that he's thinking about that at the time hat with the fact *they took his ghostlings*

[blaiddraws]

Whumptober day 11: Sloppy Bandages

a scarf works in a pinch.

anyway. ALSO a continuation of this. what do you do when your weird dad-figure is impaled and you're the only one in sight.

(he's trying so so hard to be as calm as he can for her, calmly and coherently talk her through what she needs to do, but he very much is not doing great! got impaled through his side! he is. losing blood! it hurts and he's really woozy but he's trying so hard to be calm and keep that out of his voice as much as possible.)

#whumptober2022 #no.11 #sloppy bandages #impalement #blood #submas au #gunsmoke au #injury #pokemon #submas #nobori the eclipse #nobori #ingo #dawn #dad ingo #FUN FACT! he'd put his hand on her cheek at first. that's why there is blood on her: face. #ALSO FOR THE RECORD. THE THING THAT STABBED HIM HAS NOT BEEN REMOVED THAT IS IMPROPER MEDICAL PROCEDURE #he is just trying to keep things as calm as possible for actual medical help to arrive #because dawn really doesn't know what to do at all

[scintillatingshortgirl19]

as much as i despise john house tbh i wish we'd gotten more episodes with him . . . partly for more of that sweet sweet Daddy Issues content but also. because there are so few scenes with this man i have to do so much fucking guesswork when writing him

#i'm trying to make his characterization feel accurate but like. what even IS accurate for him #we see him in only a couple of scenes with a little bit of dialogue in one specific context #it helps that house talks about him now and then #so there's a lot i can infer about his personality based on the info we have #but it's hard to know for sure what he's like/his speech patterns/etc #at this point i feel like he tended to be very cold and methodical when punishing house #and actually rarely lost his temper #he was always sort of . . . chillingly calm #which maybe actually added to the effects of the verbal abuse #because he would tell house how worthless he was in just. the most reasonable and articulate tones #and that made it even harder for house to keep from taking what his dad said to heart #like i'm sure house got yelled at sometimes but #i think john was more of a 'dangerous quiet voice' type of dad #anyway hi i currently have 3 wips dealing with house's childhood trauma :') #house md #john house #em writes #op

[simurghed]

rly wish i could discuss what music the undersiders would like but i am so bad at ascertaining characters music tastes @_@

#i do feel lisa might like the sundays but only a few songs on her ipod that she keeps for appearances #she only rly listens to music as a background thing #post leviathan i think she is just too busy to listen to music anymore #aisha is into nightcore as established #rachel does not listen to music .. i think she approves of whatever calms her dogs #taylor i dont think listens to music because she enjoys it sonically but because certain songs remind her of happier times #esp w her mum / her childhood in general #brian is into more upbeat music that he listens to in the car .. kind of 70s dad music #lakesbian has probably posted abt alecs taste already

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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#sorry im thinking abt death again #because it's weird to think that ive been in the room. maybe a meter away from someone as they died #that someone being my mom. its just weird. the time in the hospital feels like it happened in some dark little pocket universe detached from #time. a calm room and then the soft blips of a monitor then the nurse rushing in to say she'd passed #i dont kno y ppl use that phrase: passed on. i mean i do. it softens the topic. makes it sound peaceful. ive yet to use it. i just say she #died bc thats what happened. is that insensitive? i dunno. when i was home i realized that i come off as much stranger than i think. the way #my family see me doesnt fit how i see myself. i dont kno what to do with that. i dunno. theyre all together today #for an early easter. and im halfway across the country again. nose so stuffy ive had to mouth breathe for the last 3 days #and again. everything feels the same as it did before but also profoundly different. sometimes i cry in the mornings. or when i think abt #future vacations she wont be there for. bc in the end she quickly slipped away in a way that couldn't be described as peaceful until her #last half a day. and all i can think about in that tiny room is how scary it would be to lose control like that #and how its not fair and she didnt deserve to die only halfway through a lifetime. but its not about fair and its not about deserving. #sometimes bad things just happen. that's life. and now i own a book called motherless daughters. and now im standing with the countless #others who've lost their moms too early. ive already become aware of 3 ppl in my daily life who are in the same club #i keep thinking about this moment that happened between my parents at the hospital. apparently my dad was helping her get cleaned up and her #stomach was so bloated she looked like she had a bby in there. which my dad said. and my mom apparently said: but it's a baby no one want. i #dont kno y that upsets me so much. all the things i heard abt her being in the hospital before i got there upset me. and the rest of my #family was there to see it. so i have the least traumatic version of the story. and i got almost 27 years with her. except my sisters #probably got more time with her bc i spent so much time away. or maybe not. i dunno. #i dunno. im just sad that shes gone and sad that it was drawn out even a little bit. 6 days isnt long but im sure it felt like an eternity. #again not fair. nothings fair. 53 years of unfairness culminating in a tragedy. she would hate me characterizing it like that. she lived a #full life as they say. full with an asterisk on account of length #unrelated

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

I probably should be far less inclined to like Owen Hunt but I was raised in a military family so my weakness in fictional characters does tend to be extremely competent military or ex-military men (of whatever service, it doesn't really matter)

#it's a comfort thing I think?? #like I spent enough time around my dad obviously but also various people he worked with #and guys from the other services when he was working on the joint base #that it's kind of like. ah yes. Person Who Knows What They're Doing. #there's an ex-Navy guy at my church and he is ngl one of the only people I habitually refer to as ''sir'' skskskfkfjs #grey's #oh yeah this is about the episode where derek gets shot #owen walks in assesses the situation lies through his teeth to keep mer calm and then HE stays calm too like bro I love you. #stop showing off your military experience it's insane to see on my screen.

[itwoodbeprefect]

homophobic uncle showed up to the family weekend (unpleasant) and immediately started complaining that there are gays and lesbians on tv every day (we keep winning)

#this was yesterday but i keep thinking about it. funniest bad opinion he's had so far #i should also note that he found this topic only because my dad was joking #about swapping my mom for her brother (different uncle) and the brother was playing along #which of course. as it does for unpleasant people. prompted homophobic uncle to loudly give his opinion #which then had his wife telling him that that (gays and lesbians on tv constantly) is just what life is like. calm down harold #(his name is not harold) #a solid w for the family on average i think. get ignored harold #(his name still isn't harold) #*

[haresvoid]

Vent and heavy stuff mentioned in tags

#MUN. ooc #( my dad is apparently bleeding out at hospital right now #i didnt know they also pulled out cancerous tumors during first surgery #i want them to transfer him to a bigger hospital. the fact he keeps getting pulled in scares me #it sounds like it isnt getting better #im scared yall #im trying to stay calm but im scared ) #cancer // #blood // #ask to tag // #vent //

[spottedmischief]

Shenzi and Banzai just have a therapy session with Ed while Cheezi is all over the place

#Cheezi vc: haha he had that laughing fit because of me what if I hang out with croc bestie and mandrill bestie (: #tfw you don’t tell your dad how and why you brought back Scar and it backfires #tfw you keep a dad a secret from your leader and it backfires #sorry was reading back on stuff (as usual) #and ah man they had to pin him bc he just couldn’t calm his laughter

[skunkes]

there is something about how ive given talon all my death woes, as well as one that would only apply to a long living being like him. Something about how he doesn't form bonds anymore because non vampires don't Stay. Something about how ive inserted myself into an world with him and I myself will also leave him behind one day. (Though i guess he'll go with me, but there's also a chance that whenever It Happens he'll still be around in the minds of some as an idea...)

#talkys #im fighting off another death rumination panic attack at yet another funeral #too many in the past few years #he was actually born in the wake (lol...) of my spiral into unhealthy death fixation and rumination #which he also has as a part of his whole being #he came back to my brain at such a good time... i really need him rn #anyway. funeral slideshows always make me cry #and then i have nowhere to look bc the Body is in the room with us #i keep feeling dread. all ive been experiencing is the d**ths 🧿 of people ive not been close to #and just remembering they were People leaves me crying until i cant see #idk if ill make it through any death of an immediate family member once it comes (🧿🧿🧿) #sorry i made this post to distract me but it didnt matter #it doesnt help that he looked so much like my dad.... #OK IVE CALMED DOWN A LITTLE FOR NEOW 👍

[samiferboy]

i am not immune to the idea of s1-2 samifer

#avery.txt #young sam being so desperate and confused and distraught bc he thought he could escape this life but no. he couldn't #and here's this easy calm confident man who tells him it'll be alright bc he's strong and capable #sam keeps having nightmares but sometimes this man shows up and pushes them away and makes him feel at peace #not to be all freudian abt it but he never had this support from his father & now there's this handsome man encouraging and accepting him #so he feels Something. and it's fine because it's just this recurring dream right? #but then he finally is able to ask this dream man what/who he is and. he says he's an angel. who's been watching over sam since he was born #(this is a scenario where lucifer gets out of the cage 4 seasons early ig) #and sam finally feels SEEN. he finally feels like his faith has been worth it. #he throws caution to the wind. grabs his angel and kisses him. tells him he wants him even tho he knows its wrong. #and his angel is kinda taken aback. this was NOT where he saw this going/where he was trying to steer it. he didn't think sam would do THAT. #but he gives sam what he wants and oh. it's GOOD. sam dreams that he shows his angel all the love his angel has given him. #idk where this goes/what the endgame would be here but. i love young sam still grieving jess and searching for his dad or grieving for him #*being swept up by someone who gives him what he needs and cares about him unconditionally #and doesnt care that he ran away. that he doesnt obey. that he doesnt fit the mold. someone who loves these things about him. #i love them so much in every possible way <3 con or noncon <3 varying lvls of fucked up <3 love all of it #averywriting

[brown-little-robin]

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#Robin processes emotions on main #I guess although I'm actually rather calm about this #my wrists have been paining me more recently #and I think I need to start sleeping not on my stomach because I keep waking up on my side #this has been updates from your local old lady #just kidding I'm in my twenties #still #the wrist thing is making me apprehensive #my dad has bad wrists and he can't always do the things he wants to do because of it (like throw pottery) #and I use my wrists for typing and ceramics #BOTH of my art forms #hhhh...

[neck-thats-made-for-bruising]

Whenever this gets brought up my mom always says "aw I know how you feel I have body dysmorphia too :(" bro I don't have body dysmorphia I know I'm skinny and most of the time I like how I look that's not even the problem so literally just stop brining it up constantly

#i know shes trying to help but Im just annoyed #it was 6 MONTHS AGO Im fine you dont have to act like Im fucking insane #'I just cant believe youd tell a stranger over me I must be doing something wrong' IT WAS A DOCTOR #and yes youre doing a lot of stuff wrong but thats not why I didnt tell you #so calm down #literally all teenagers keep stuff from their parents #am i supposed to go to you and say omg mom Im fucking depressed and dont want to eat #like?? what do you expect #and the doctor TOLD YOU its not helpful to say that you have body dysmorphia too because telling me that does nothing except piss me off #god I fixed everything it was 6 months ago Im literally fine #Okay I do appreciate my mom trying to help I guess I just had to get that out of my system #but whenever my mom and dad talk with me I know my dad is telling the truth when he says you can talk to me about anything and tell us what #we're doing wrong #but my mom is such a liar because anytime anyone tells her something she takes it so fucking personal and then plays the victim while #simultaneously telling the person that theyre playing the victim???

[orcelito]

Genuinely thinking about giving at least some of my alcohol away. Not quite wanting to get rid of my favorite vodka flavors yet, but the other ones + the ciders in my fridge...

Just kinda don't want them lol

#speculation nation #i still haven't had any alcohol since february 14th & i still dont know if ill ever want to drink again #the thought of alcohol just kinda makes me sick now. #ive enjoyed it in the past but now it just makes me think about how my dad died from alcoholism. #ive never been a binge drinker bc if i have more than 4 drinks at a time it Will make me nauseous #and ive only really drank maybe once or twice a month. usually no more than once a week at the most. #so like it's not like ive had much of a problem with alcohol before now #but it's also been my go-to for calming down my brain when im freaking out #and i have a history of using it as a form of self harm. #so a part of me knows that alcohol isnt good for me. and a part of me is scared of turning out like my dad someday. #better to just have nothing to do with it entirely. i dont want it. i dont want anything to do with it. #but at the same time my peach and strawberry vodka bottles are still relatively new and relatively full #and it'd feel like a waste of money to just give it away...😭😭😭😭 #so maybe ill hold onto those. for a bit longer. idk. #i dont even know if this current mindstate is gonna keep up. it's only been a bit over a month. #maybe someday i'll feel leas uncomfortable around alcohol again #... but today is not that day. i dont want this fucking alcohol. #negative/ #i guess. im just kinda trying to sort out my thoughts on it. #self harm ment/

[zeninsama-moved]

Dad Aki would get up and find whatever you’re craving. (True story) woke up at 4 am craving sweet tea; and I imagine like in my experience, Dad Aki jumps out of bed, doesn’t even remember to put his hair up, grabs the keys and is gone and back with the tea.

Dad Aki gets sympathy cravings. He’s at work, goes into someone’s office just to grab handfuls of hard candy because he’s suddenly craving them.

He’s reading all of the books on pregnancy and infant care. Even goes on baby center.com but we have to pry him off of it because he’s getting so anxious over how much information (and horror stories) there are on there.

Sorry; I Can to on and on.. even with the breastfeeding. 👀

zell ;A; I HAVEN'T HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO ANSWER YET BUT I WAS THINKING OF THIS CONSTANTLY!!! the dadki brainrot has been insane @existentialisttrashh and i have been losing our MINDS over him! the sympathy cravings ;A; aki gaining some dad weight,, it looks so good on him

BUT CAN U IMAGINE aki rolling into the conbini in the middle of the night bc wife (gn) needed this very specific flavor of tea,, maybe with the good crunchy ice if u drink it iced,, maybe a little snack,, pretty please aki,, and he does not hesitate! gives your forehead a smooch before leaving and tells you in his sleepy voice to "let me know if you need anything else, okay?" before heading out. he doesn't care how tired he is, it's rewarding to see you sitting there all happy with your lil drink <3

ALSO U ARE SO RIGHT ABOUT THE ANXIETY HFJDK he is educating himself on every single thing that can go wrong during your pregnancy so the moment you mention feeling a little tired or sore he's already grabbing his keys to take u to the hospital bc obviously u are dying <3 i think he is very worried during the pregnancy but the moment it's go time, he knows to keep calm for you and ends up giving you the best reassurance and support when it's your turn to feel afraid.

#tw pregnancy #tw pregnant reader #ZELL I WOULD LOVE FOR U TO GO ON ESPECIALLY ABOUT THE BREASTFEEDING #i am just spitballing ideas here idk anything about having children #BUT I WILL CRY the thought of aki stressing so much the whole time but then you're in labor and feeling a little discouraged #bc it hurts and you don't know if you can keep doing it and suddenly he's so calm and reassuring #lets u squeeze his hand and break all his bones <3 #DAD AKI MAKES ME CRY #mercury speaks