#Katsumi osomatsu

[notsobeautifuldisaester]

Assorted Osomatsu-kun/san headcanons I have buried in my head

Psst... Hey you. Yes you, You wanna know about my silly little headcanon I have for a bunch of characters most were one-shot characters. Well, you came to the right place.

Welcome, I'm your host Diseaster and today I'll be reaching as far as humanely possible into the deepest crevices in my brain to be you my assorted list of headcanon no one asked for.

Tw: Kidnapping, Animal Abuse, General Tougouness, CSA mention (Nothing actually happen tho)

🟣🔵🦷Ichimatsu learned the Kusomatsu thing from that one time Iyami visited and forced Karamatsu to drink beer.

🥨🦷That one German Iyami doppelganger grew up in a novelty shop that sold German stuff

🩳Dekapan's son, Taro, followed in father's footsteps and became a scientist. Though instead of making crazy gadgets and shit, it's just normal ass science, something like microbiologist

🩳Dekapan been married around six times. He wasn't the most attentive husband. He's still a doting father tho.

🤪The Dayon tribe is actually a bunch of people he vored when he was drunk on vacation

🔪👛 On meta note, Tougou is very prideful of newfound fame and still brags about appearing in the San for movie for like five seconds. Everyone else not give less of a shit

💨🍢 Chibita is related to the boss of the Smog Gang in a way, he doesn’t know this however

💨🏳Hatabou works an informant for the Smog Family Gang

🎀That one uprising in S2E1 was planned by Ta-bo. She must've really not wanted them to be CEOs or something.

🧑‍🏫Yagi occasionally hangs out with the sextuplets. He's really proud of how his disciples turned out.

💍 Kumiko is now an up and coming model. She rubs this in Totoko's face to no end

💍 Kumiko and Kinko are cousins, their names being the same is kind of an inside joke between the two.

👓🥐Niyake works as a reporter alongside Toy Car Boy. He says it's to travel around the world but in reality, it's because his family went bankrupt and he needed the money. He's still a prissy little shit tho.

👓🥐Such as not letting Iyami live that one time he humiliated him out of a job, still beefing with Chibita over outclassing him and generally sticking his nose up at everybody.

🎌🧛Hatabou and Dra-chan befriended each other, this somehow involved lots of bloodletting and ended up with them in the hospital

🥊🦑Fighting Yowai and Knockout Tsuyoi are drinking buddies

🍎🥊Knockout Tsuyoi doesn't approve of his little brother, Yotaichi, bullying people and he usually has to force him to apologize.

🟪🦷Just as Chibita can summon a cat army, Iyami can summon a swarm of ravens to attack people. He learned this trick from his older brother.

🪆👮After retiring from being a policeman, Katsumi a became seamster

🪆🦷Iyami quickly divorced Katsumi after he learned that being married to a cop won't get you out of legal trouble.

🐭🪤After the incident with his son being replaced by a cat, Instead of abusing cats Tataoji put his energy into helping mice

🎭That one old couple Tougou and Oso robbed, They were Jiguzou's grandparents. Ok, I just made this up to give Jiguzou a reason to kill Tougou.

🧺🦷Speaking of Iyami's brother, Gisei, he uses ravens to assist him in his robberies.

🧺🦷Some more tidbits about Gisei; half the stuff he steals is to sell for a higher price and the other half for no other reason than it looks cool, as a result, his house is full of all sorts of useless shit.

🧺🦷He is considerably "nicer" than Iyami, well at least to anyone other than Iyami. He has good manners and barely a mean word to say about others. He tends to apologize on his Iyami's behalf, mainly to humiliate him, and at first, seems to be a swell guy

🧺🦷On the flip side, he is the most unloyal traitorous little bitch on the face of the earth. There’s no limit to his selling out, he would rat out his friends, family (specifically Iyami), and anyone else unlucky enough to associate with him.

🦷🎀Iyami's daughter, Isoka, is blissfully unaware of her father being a con artist and is told that he's some sort of salesman. Iyami's brother holds this over Iyami to no end.

🦷🎀 Iyami still visits his daughter from time to time and seems to be on his best behavior around her.

🦷🎀 Isoka works in a ski resort as an instructor. She is normally good at her job but she still has a bit of favoritism streak, particularly to handsome rich guys

💰💵 Cash-kun is the one that got Chibita into crypto in the first place

🧺🦷Iyami's brother can't sheeh to save his life, any attempt from him to do so ends up with him falling flat on his ass

🕯️🦇 The Shinigami Salesman has a candle under his top hat (don't ask how that works with his candle going out or the hat burning, it's magic or some shit) He can regenerate instantly when injured. If his candle is put out, he "dies" until it re lit. Also, he can remove it and switch it out for a new one.

🕯️🦇The Shinigami Salesman was a normal human and was on his way to becoming a door-to-door salesman before getting bodied by a truck. The Shinigami before him was about to quit and ask him to take their place.

🐈‍⬛🦇Nozomi and the Shinigami Saleman tend to work together to help people want to pass on without regrets.

🔪🍢Contrary to popular belief, Tougou wants to get revenge on Chibita. Unfortunately for Tougou, Chibita has no clue who he is outside of some annoying old guy that keeps loitering around his cart.

🔪🔴 On the topic of Osomatsu and Tougou. Tougou can't even get his name right (usually calling him Osumatsu or Omomatsu), let alone care enough about him to take vengeance on some shitty NEET.

🔪🔴Osomatsu, on other hand, can't stand the sight of Tougou and push him into traffic if it was legal (jk, he would do it even if it wasn't legal). It wouldn't be so bad if Tougou just fucked off and never showed his face but... Nooo... Tougou just had to return instead of moving on with his life.

🟣🔵🟢🟡👚 On the side of the other Matsuno. Jyushi scares Tougou and he's convinced that Jyushi is some sort of cryptic. He found Kitty!Ichimatsu rummaging in his trash, at that point he doesn't know what to do about him. Choro and Kara generally don't trust him but they aren't outright trying to attack him so Tougou is cool with them. Todomatsu and Tougou silently hate each other.

🔪👩Tougou tried to attack Matsuyo for putting sleeping tonic in his food, he ended up having his ass handed to him and barely escaped with his nipples. Plus he keep picking on Matsuzo for being short (the fucking dickhead)

👨👩Matsuyo and Matsuzo would've either hounded the police or search for Osomatsu themselves if Tougou actually succeeded Osomatsu (bc I refuse to same people who fought a death god and aliens made counterfeit money to pay a ransom, jumped a barber for fucking up their kids hair would just go "Oh, some guy with a knife stole our kid. That fucking blows but I guess we can't do shit about."

👨Matsuzo can be summoned by singing the first five lines of the 80's anime theme. I mean it's practically canon. Choromatsu deadass starts singing the theme song and out of nowhere Matsuzo just ✨️pops✨️ out of nowhere. Like I refuse to believe that was a conscience, it was ✨️magic✨️

🏎️📻Osomatsu and That Toy Car Kid from the Tougou chapter still hang out. They usually go fishing, watch horse races (Oso bets, Car Boi just likes to watch), or pray on Tougou's downfall.

🔪💰This has no basis in canon but it's a funny brain worm I had stuck in my head. To lessen his sentence, Tougou "volunteered" (forced) to be an idol to entertain his fellow prisoners. It fucking blows. He was forced to wear this ugly ass, itchy as fuck knife suit. Had to sing these corny ass lyrics about weapons. His fans didn't even like him. His manager forced him to perform no what condition he was in as he raked in the money from his CD sales. The whole experience shaved 10 years off his life.

🔪💰Speaking of prison, Tougou was at the bottom of the pyramid in prison. Basically, someone start rumors of him being a ch0m0 and if you know how people like that are treated in prison, you can tell it wasn't pretty.

And finally, Mujirushi took place in the Osokun universe. Search your heart and you'll know it's true.

Whew. That was long. In all honesty, I had fun making this, though I may not do it again. I hope everyone enjoyed reading this.

Toodles!

#mr. osomatsu #osomatsu san #iyami #iyami's brother #iyami's daugther #tougou #niyake #osomatsu kun #headcanons #diseaster blabs #long post #osomatsu matsuno #Ta-bo #Hatabou #dora-chan #dra-chan #Katsumi osomatsu #Chibita #Shinigami Salesman #Nozomi Takahashi #Tataoji #Yagi osomatsu #Fighting Yowai #Knockout Tsuyoi #Jiguzou #Kinko Inuyama #Dollar-chan #$-chan #osomatsu headcanons #iromatsu

[crtter]

That screencap of the Osomatsu-kun manga I posted of Iyami canonically French kissing another man and declaring his love for him as he jumps in his arms is the banner for the #iyami tag right now. That’s just so beautiful. Love fucking wins.

#iyami #osomatsu san #Osomatsu kun #Kaoru #Officer Katsumi

[autisticiyami]

halloween post hours early! featuring iyami, his very real husband kaoru, his "daughter" [his niece], his adoptive tiny bald nephew and the rental nephew that has a family but is friends with said bald nephew so he joins them anyway [hatabou]

i have lots of obscure headcanons, one of those being that hiyori is autistic [like her uncle iyami] and she adores the magical girl anime creamy mami, so shes going as yuu and she made her uncles dress up as nega and posi [perfect bc nega and iyami share the same va!]

im kinda distraught over no one besides me even cares ab random obscure osomatsu kun characters anymore. wish i could summon all the kaoiya shippers from the grave rn bc theyre all i EVER think ab LOL

#art #osomatsu kun #osomatsu kun 1989 #iyami #kaoru yamamoto #officer katsumi #[no idea why they changed his name in 80skun btw lol #hiyori osomatsu kun #hatabou #chibita #WHY DOESNT ANYONE HVE LAST NAMES #halloween #creamy mami #yuu morisawa #posi and nega #jason vorhees #kaoiya #akatsuka fujio

[whumpmatsus]

Hi fam, here to request again! 👋 maybe some brotherly love between Jyushi and Ichi? Maybe Jyushi is having a bad day, or he just feels really sad for some reason, and of all the brothers, Ichimatsu is the one to help him through it (mostly because he knows what it's like to be down for seemingly no reason).

Thanks for always taking the time to read my requests, I appreciate you! 💗💙💚💜💛💖

YES OF COURSE Suuji is always a classic ;-; they’re so supportive of each other and Ichi DEFINITELY knows what it’s like so he’s good at comfort!

(I slipped a little Allmatsu in toward the end, oops, don’t be mad XD)

thank YOU for sending requests, I love all the ideas everyone sends me!! I appreciate you too!!! <3 <3 <3

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If someone were asked which of the Matsuno brothers is the most positive, there would be no question that they’d answer with Jyushimatsu.

It’s rare that anyone sees the fifth eldest without a smile. He’s got one for everybody he meets, including his brothers, often even when he’s not happy with them. Nothing can break his energy and enthusiasm.

Nothing except, maybe, literally nothing.

There’s no real reason he should be feeling so… down today. In fact, he hasn’t really had the chance for anything to go wrong yet. He hasn’t left the house. He woke up, brushed his teeth, combed his hair, got dressed, and ate breakfast. That’s it, nothing out of the ordinary has happened.

It’s a beautiful day outside and he should be playing baseball, but for some reason he just doesn’t feel like doing that. He doesn’t feel like doing anything. It’s not really that he’s tired; he got plenty of sleep and his eyes don’t want to close. More that the motivation to move isn’t there.

Someone could offer him a lot of money to go play baseball or go to pachinko or have a sex marathon right now and he. Just. Wouldn’t be able to do it.

Instead, he’s lying on the couch in the spare room, just listening to the TV in the background. The time is ticking by so slowly, and it’s as if he’s just trying to count the moments until the day is over so he can go to sleep. Though he could take a nap… neither of those things are like him at all. It’s strange that he’s even considering a nap. Usually he wakes up and it’s go, go, go until it gets dark.

His hope is that it’s just a fluke. That maybe once he goes to sleep, he can wake up tomorrow and everything will  be just fine. He doesn’t like not feeling himself. His smile is a lot more forced than it is on most days, he can’t focus on any one thing, and he almost doesn’t even want to be around his brothers.

That last thing bothers him more than any other component of this weird, awful day. He loves his brothers even if they don’t always get along. Even if they all need some alone time now and again, it’s not often so extreme that he doesn’t feel like being around them at all.

Whatever’s going on, why does it have to affect his desire to spend time with them? Why is this whatever it is trying to force him to be lonely?

It’s like they can all sense it, too. The majority of his brothers are unnerved by him on days where whatever emotional issues he has bubble to the surface. He’s easily the strongest of them all and if he’s in a bad mood, he’s worse than Ichimatsu. Despite the fact that this isn’t really a ‘bad mood’ that would make him incredibly irritable, they’ve all apparently made themselves scarce just in case.

Well, speaking of Ichimatsu, except for him. Ichimatsu is hanging around in the same room, watching TV and playing with one of his cats. He’s as quiet as usual, baby-talking to the cat, but on the whole not having much of a conversation with his little brother. It’s possible he’s read the room, as it were.

Just as Jyushimatsu is contemplating taking a nap anyway, just because he doesn’t know what else to do, a familiar mewl catches his attention. He doesn’t get the chance to do much more than turn his head before suddenly, a fluffy little ball of fur has launched herself into his lap.

Even lifting his hand to scratch behind her ears feels like a lot of effort. He does it anyway, and is rewarded with a soft purr.

A grunt draws his eyes toward Ichimatsu, who’s getting up to his feet. “Sorry, Jyushi. Want me to come move her?”

“… Naaaah. She can stay.” It’s a struggle to make himself sound normal. Rather than worry about that, he continues to pet the cat’s head.

“If you’re sure. She likes you, though.” Within just a few seconds, he’s lowered himself down onto the sofa next to Jyushimatsu, pulling his younger brother’s legs into his lap. “Anything you wanna watch on TV? I can turn it to baseball.”

Jyushimatsu shakes his head. “That’s okay. I don’t really feel like that.”

Ichimatsu nods almost sagely, sort of like he was expecting that answer. “Okay.”

Things lapse into a silence between them; on most days it’s comfortable, because they’re always so relaxed in each other’s presence that they don’t really need to talk that much just to fill it. Sometimes Jyushimatsu can go on and on, babbling enough for the both of them, and Ichimatsu is content to listen. Sometimes Ichimatsu feels the need to vent about whatever bullshit is bugging him, and Jyushimatsu doesn’t mind letting him.

Today it’s a bit awkward. It feels like a bubble of quiet just waiting for someone to burst it.

Finally, Jyushimatsu does, because he can’t really take it anymore. Even though he doesn’t want to get too ‘real’, he knows not saying anything is going to eat him up inside. “Ichimatsu… do you ever have days where it’s like… you just kind of feel…” He doesn’t even know how to describe it. Angry? Sad? Overwhelmed by nothing at all? “… Like there’s something just pulling you down, keeping you from moving or being happy, for no reason?”

Ichimatsu hums and reaches over to stroke a hand over the cat’s back. One might miss the thoughtful glimmer in his eyes if they weren’t looking for it. “Uh-huh.”

“I mean,” Jyushimatsu tries to clarify, lifting both hands in frustration, “I know you’re depressed, so, those days happen for you a lot. But I’m… not depressed. At least, I don’t think I am?”

“You’re not.” Ichimatsu’s response is practically instantaneous. “Probably. I’m pretty sure. Even if you’re not, days like that still happen sometimes. Where you just don’t wanna do anything and you just… don’t feel good.”

He pauses, then his hand shifts to Jyushimatsu’s forehead. “You’re not sick, right?”

Jyushimatsu shakes his head. “Nope. I’m not really tired or achy or fevery or anything like that. I just feel kinda… heavy. Like I don’t wanna do anything except maybe I wanna cry and there’s just… no… reason.”

“That’s normal, I think,” Ichimatsu sighs, then quickly reconsiders his wording on that. “Well, normal if it doesn’t happen a lot.”

“Yeah. I haven’t had a day like this in a long time. Maybe a year or more. Things just feel… wrong?? It feels like I’m not me right now. I don’t feel like Jyushimatsu.”

Ichimatsu raises an eyebrow. “Who do you feel like?”

He traces his fingers in the cat’s fur before shrugging. “Nobody. I’m just sort of… empty?”

“Mmh.” Ichimatsu offers a deep, throaty, noncommittal sound at first. His fingers move from Jyushimatsu’s face to his hair, making little passes through over and over. “You’re still Jyushimatsu. Just Jyushimatsu having a bad day. That’s okay.”

It doesn’t necessarily feel okay. He remembers all the times Ichimatsu has had bad days, and everyone tells him it’s okay, and they take care of him. But Jyushimatsu isn’t like that. He doesn’t have bad days.

He needs to be okay. If everyone can’t count on him being happy and energetic, then what can they all count on? The rest of their brothers left because he’s not having a good day, probably because they were scared he might snap at them.

… Has he done that on bad days before? Are they all really afraid of him? He doesn’t want that.

Actually, even though he’s got Ichimatsu here, he kind of wants everybody else too. Thinking he scared his brothers away makes this feel even more not okay.

“Everybody else left,” he mumbles, as the cat pads up his chest to nuzzle against his neck. “Nobody wants to be around me but you and the kitty. Because it’s a bad day. That’s not okay.”

Ichimatsu moves his hand away and squeezes Jyushimatsu’s arm. “It is okay that you’re having a bad day,” he insists. “They didn’t leave because they don’t wanna be with you. They thought you needed space, so they were trying to give it to you.”

He slides over a little bit, and a little more, and more, until he’s holding Jyushimatsu’s head in his lap, trying to hug him. “You don’t get like this often, so they don’t know how to deal with it. They flipped a coin and fucked it up. I bet if I call them and tell them you want them here, they’ll all come rushing back. Can I do that?”

After a brief moment of thought, Jyushimatsu nods. Even though he still feels guilty and thinks his bad mood chased them all off, he wants them to be here more than he doesn’t want to bother them.

“Okay. You cuddle with Ginger and I’ll call them. Be surprised if they don’t try to suck themselves through the phone.” He pulls his phone out, then gives his little brother another hug with one arm. “Jyushi… it really is fine that you feel like this. It happens. It’ll pass, but while it’s here, it’s okay. We’ll all have a bad day with you.”

Jyushimatsu huffs and leans in to the contact, petting Ginger as she nestles in against him with another purr. “I don’t want that… I can’t drag you guys down.”

“Can, will, and we’ll be happy being dragged down.” Ichimatsu’s tone leaves no room for argument as he hits Osomatsu’s contact on his phone, then hits to put it on speaker. It rings for a moment, then their eldest brother’s cheerful voice rings out into the room.

“Heyyyy, Ichimacchan! I just won big at pachinko! Can you believe it? 5000! And Fappymatsu won 2000!”

“Don’t CALL ME THAT!!” comes Choromatsu’s voice from somewhere on the other end.

“Ahahaha! You’re such a wet blanket! Anyway, how are things going over there, Ichimacchan? How’s Jyushi?”

Just the thought that Osomatsu would ask about him unprompted gets Jyushimatsu’s attention. Was Ichimatsu right about why they left…?

“He’s okay,” Ichimatsu replies. “He’s just having a bad day. One of those ones where he doesn’t feel like doing anything, wants to cry, and there’s no reason for it.”

“Aaaah, man, one of those things? That blows. Do you think he wants to just be alone with you for the day? I mean, we can probably stay out till bedtime, but… we can bring him some ice cream or something.”

Ichimatsu shoots Jyushimatsu a look that almost reads as a smug, Told you so. “You guys should come home, actually. Opposite day.”

“Opposite day???”

“Osomoron, you dumbass! That’s the code we agreed on for if this didn’t work, remember? If leaving was the wrong call?”

“… Ohhhhhh, opposite day! That’s right! Okay, yeah, sure, we’ll be home in like ten minutes, then.”

Ichimatsu is silent, glancing at Jyushimatsu and pointedly offering the phone in his direction.

Well, this isn’t going to magically make it not a bad day. But… it makes him feel a little better that his brothers left in an attempt to be considerate and not because he’s suddenly horrible to be around because he’s not happy.

He lets his smile come back, just for a minute. “Can you still bring ice cream?”

“… Ichimatsu, you sneak!! You had me on speaker?! You’re a rat! Pffff. Okay, Jyushi, we’ll get some ice cream on the way home. Might be more like twenty minutes, in that case. You doing okay?’

“Mhm… I think… as okay as I can. It’s not a good day, Osomatsu-nii-san…”

“Ah, geez, I know. You’re breaking my heart here, haha! Don’t worry. You just relax and your brothers will take care of everything else, okay? We’ll all have a shitty day together, with some shitty ice cream and shitty movies and all that shit. Maybe late we can order a shitty pizza!”

Ichimatsu scoffs, though he knows it’s exactly what Jyushimatsu needs to hear right now. “Thanks, Osomatsu. See you soon.”

“Yep, you sure will! Love you guys, byeeee.”

After hanging up, Ichimatsu secures his position with Jyushimatsu, one arm over his brother’s stomach and one carding through his hair. “There we go. They’ll be back in a little bit. Am I good enough for now, though?”

Jyushimatsu currently has his face full of cat, comforted by the enthusiastic purrs Ginger is giving, though he still lifts his eyes toward his big brother. “You’re always enough, Ichimatsu-nii-san. I just… wanted to know they weren’t… mad at me.”

“Yeah, I get it.” He leans back a little, and things are quiet for a minute. “… Hey. I’m sorry you’re having a bad day, Jyushi.”

After another moment, Jyushimatsu brings Ginger with him as he curls up against Ichimatsu’s chest. “It’s okay.”

He gets another eyebrow raise.

“Well, it’s not,” Jyushimatsu admits, softly. “But it’s easier because I have you guys. Even if it’s a shitty day, it’s the best shitty day ever ‘cause I have the best brothers ever.”

#Osomatsu san #whump #Suujimatsu #Jyushimatsu #Ichimatsu #Osomatsu #Choromatsu #emotional whump #let me bring back my sunshine boy's smile!!!! ;-; #but YES Jyushi baby it's OKAY to have bad days sometimes! you're still a good boy and you're still Jyushimatsu! #Katsumi is up in here trying to make me CRY with EVERY REQUEST and you know what honestly I'm so here for it

[1988-osomatsu-kun]

#1988 osomatsu-kun #osomatsu-kun #iyami #katsumi #episode 32

[depravitytierlist]

Depravity Tier List V2.1.4

SS: uziga waita - muk - sakamoto  kafka - personality S: fan no hitori - pinkjoe- zutta - asanagi - monsieur A: shirabe shiki- date - sakamata nerimono - oxideengine B: shindol - osomatsu -  johnny - serizawa katsumi

[selena-snape]

Octava Generacion:

¤ Lian Catherine Harper

Padres: Roy Harper y Jason Todd

¤ Kira Hokuto

¤ Reina Hokuto

¤ Mitsuki Uchiha

¤ Vincent Calix Volturi

¤ Delilah Piper Volturi

¤ Joel Raymont Volturi

¤ Aidan Dominic Vanderwood

¤ Michael Nolan Vanderwood

¤ Menma Uchiha

¤ Boruto Uzumaki

¤ Sarada Uchiha

¤ Himawari Hyuuga

¤ Ryuu Uchiha

¤ Touya Todoroki

¤ Fuyumi Todoroki

¤ Natsuo Todoroki

¤ Shoto Todoroki

¤ Shinso Todoroki

¤ Rhaenys Targaryen

¤ Aegon Targaryen

¤ Doria Keith Victoriano

¤ Judith Renee Victoriano

¤ Bianca Hope Victoriano

¤ Rowan Lance Victoriano

¤ Rowena Leslie Victoriano

¤ Evan Nova Casperan

¤ Leigh Ainsworth

¤ Regan Faith Casperan

¤ Ryan Casey Casperan

¤ Firkle Jonah Mcnamara

¤ Ike Harley Broflovski

¤ Noah Aidan Broflovski

¤ Felix Chandler Broflovski

¤ Miles Spencer Broflovski

¤ Brick JoJo

¤ Momoko Akatsutsumi

¤ Akira niño

¤ Etsuko niña

¤ Butch JoJo

¤ Kaoru Matsubara

¤ Arakan Niño

¤ Kaori Niño

¤ Katsumi niña

¤ Mizuki Niña

¤ Boomer JoJo

¤ Miyako Gōtokuji

¤ Akihiko Niño

¤ Emiko Niña

¤ Kazuhiko Niño

¤ Nobuyuki Niño

¤ Sachiko Niña

¤ Saiko Niño

¤ Avalon Jason Snape Kanker

¤ Josie Terra Marion

¤ Francine Medea Snape

¤ Ursa Fortuna Snape

¤ Edric Granville Snape

¤ Moira Sanguina Snape

¤ Sebastian Orion Snape

¤ Levi Alexander Ackerman

¤ Erwin Smith

¤ Leah Tiffany Smith

¤ Saeyoung Choi

¤ Jumin Han

¤ Sook Han

¤ Kuyng Han

¤ Saeran Choi

¤ Yoosumg Kim

¤ Sun Hee Kim

¤ Castiel Vincent Sparda Snape

¤ Nathaniel Jacott

¤ Minerva Jordan Sparda

¤ Edmund Marlon Sparda

¤ Jeremiah Joshua Sparda

¤ Agatha Ashley Sparda

¤ Aaron Gavin Sparda

¤ Shaena Targaryen

¤ Benjen Stark

¤ Pitch Kendall Casperan

¤ Jackson Ice Frost

¤ Charlotte Gwendolyn Casperan

¤ Cygnus George Casperan

¤ Armin Ariel Casperan

¤ Lysandro Ainsworth

¤ Vergil Leighton Ainsworth

¤ Dante Quinn Ainsworth

¤ Alice Nicolette Ainsworth

¤ Alexy Matthew Casperan

¤ Kentin O'Connor

¤ Diana Catherine O'Connor

¤ Juliet Rachel O'Connor

¤ Sean Andrew O'Connor

¤ Matsuno Osomatsu

¤ Tsukinami Karura

¤ Tsukinami Jun

¤ Tsukinami Katsuo

¤ Matsuno Karamatsu

¤ Raito Sakamaki

¤ Matsuno Nobuo

¤ Matsuno Nobuyuki

¤ Matsuno Nao

¤ Sakamaki Tadashi

¤ Matsuno Choromatsu

¤ Sakamaki Kanato

¤ Sakamaki Takeo

¤ Matsuno Ichimatsu

¤ Mukami Yuma

¤ Mukami Yuki

¤ Mukami Yuri

¤ Mukami Yoshio

¤ Mukqmi Sadao

¤ Mukami Satoru

¤ Mukami Satoshi

¤ Matsuno Jyuchimatsu

¤ Sakamaki Shuu

¤ Matsuno Ryou

¤ Matsuno Masaru

¤ Matsuno Todomatsu

¤ Sakamaki Reiji

¤ Sakamaki Aiko

¤ Sakamaki Daisuke

¤ Sakamaki Haku

¤ Selene Aura Volturi

¤ Venus Artemisa Volturi

¤ Kai

¤ Ran

¤ Raven

¤ Rosemary

¤ Thyme

¤ Vladimir October Thrall

¤ Persephone Moon Thrall

#Familia Snape

[notsobeautifuldisaester]

I'm convinced that Dayon probably just ate Tougou straight up after the terrifying lodger incident . As soon as Dayon got far enough away from everyone, he ate Tougou. It's just one of those things he does where he tries to swallow criminals and the police department usually have to tell him to spit the people out

#Dayon #Tougou #tw cannibalism #Osomatsu Kun #diseaster blabs #Huehuehue look at my goofy little doodle #katsumi osomatsu

[notsobeautifuldisaester]

Ruler of everything but it's Iyami

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[autisticiyami]

double-posting bc i have other oso art to post [mostly kaoru n iyams teehee]

lil panel redraw tht im WAY too proud of omg

literally just iyami and kaoru besides that last doodle page which surprisingly doent have him [first one was born bc oh my GOD they are lum and ataro im gonna DIEEE SQUEALS]

oh the third one in that second set are outfits from episode 35 They are definitely having a royal affair; outfits on the last one r from different episodes and this one manga panel with iyami as a cute waiter im obsessed with it btw

#osomatsu kun #osomatsu kun 1989 #art dump #fanart #iyami #kaoru yamamoto #officer katsumi #urusei yatsura #im so not autistic guys i swear #kaoiya

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Sup fam! 👋 while I'm still organizing my own list of ways to torments the bois, I thought I'd send my first request in! Not exactly sure how the different combos can work, but maybe 19 for Ichimatsu? 😼

Definitely more to come lol 😹 but I'll make sure to spread them out so you don't feel overwhelmed. Thank you so much, I caaaare yooooou 💞💞💞

Ultimate Whump Writing Meme! / ACCEPTING!

19. Grief/mourning

OHOHO I can't wait to see your list! X3c

the combos are pretty easy, I can see where they might be confusing tho! some of them don't have letters along with the number which means it's not a 'category', it's just its own thing, but if it does have letters to go with it, you can choose one of those letters.

LIKE, say if you sent a request for a character with 1A, the 1 is "acute infectious disease", which is like, pretty broad and contains a TON of different diseases, which have their own letters. so if you just sent 1 by itself I'd spin the wheel to see which illness I felt like giving the character, but if you specify 1A, that means the request is for the character suffering from a cold!

another example, 6 is the "broken bones" category, you can send that to let me choose which bone I wanna break, but there's also the choice of different ones so if you send, ohhh, 6A, that means you want the character to have a broken rib

SO YEAH I can see where it's a lil confusing but I hope I explained it ok!!

(send ALL THE REQUESTS you could never overwhelm me XD)

anyways I've seen this idea done a couple times but I haven't seen anyone put an Iro spin on it and I was craving that Iro content sooooo...

TRIGGER WARNING though, for animal death! tread lightly <3

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Ichimatsu has been sitting outside for hours holding the body.

It was a surprise to everyone when he came home carrying a heap of fluffy orange fur, not moving or breathing. Ichimatsu himself looked no different than usual, his half-lidded expression, probably too in shock to have an actual response. He was immediately crowded around, everyone asking questions, and all he could do was explain in that soft-spoken voice he uses when he’s trying not to cry.

He didn’t even really know what happened himself. He just told them he hadn’t seen ESP Kitty for a few days, and then tonight he went out to feed all his cats… and there was his precious friend in the alley. Surrounded by a bunch of his other cats, almost like they were protecting him, and moving only once Ichimatsu approached.

The tears started to form when he talked about picking ESP Kitty up, seeing the cat’s eyes open to look up at him. And ESP Kitty let out a weak meow, closed his eyes, and died in Ichimatsu’s arms. “It was like he was waiting for me,” Ichimatsu said bitterly, and the tears began to drip down. “Like he was just hanging on long enough to say goodbye.”

Then he pushed past all of his brothers, went out the back door, and has been sitting on the grass outside ever since.

None of them really know what to do or how to handle this. It’s the first time one of Ichimatsu’s cats has passed away, and especially one who he was so close to; who they were all so close to, to be honest. They’ve all kind of hung back, thinking he needs some time alone to process everything. After all, Ichimatsu likes to be left alone at the best of times, and none of them can imagine him reacting positively to their company right now.

However, when it’s time to get ready for bed, around midnight when they all start to get tired, Ichimatsu hasn’t come back inside. It’s not exactly freezing outside, but it’s certainly a chilly fall evening, and they’re starting to worry that he might be losing himself in his grief.

Before any of them can actually agree on who would be the best fit to go check on him, Karamatsu’s volunteered to take first crack at it. Tonight it seems like he’s the one not taking no for an answer rather than caving to everyone else. The rest of them look at each other with a silent exchange of words, and eventually come to the conclusion that, as kind and sensitive as Karamatsu is, he may be able to at least get Ichimatsu to come inside. If not, he’ll be back with a fresh bruise and someone else can give it a try.

So Karamatsu throws his hoodie on, grabs one of their thicker spare blankets, and heads outside.

Predictably, Ichimatsu is sitting in the same spot as he was the last time any of them looked out. He’s huddled in the grass near the back steps, curled up with his knees hugged against himself, with ESP Kitty’s body cradled to his chest. His head is ducked down at an angle that doesn’t allow anyone to see an expression.

Karamatsu shivers a bit when he steps out ― glad he thought to bring the blanket with him. He doesn’t say a word as he lowers himself down next to his little brother, and gently drapes the blanket around Ichimatsu’s shoulders.

The way Ichimatsu’s frame shudders suggests that he didn’t realize how cold he was until he now has something warm around him. He doesn’t really lift his head.

That’s not really promising, but Karamatsu has never been one to just give up, particularly when one of his brothers is in such a bad state. He shifts around a little, trying to get comfortable, lightly nudging his knee against Ichimatsu’s.

At last Ichimatsu speaks up in a mumble. “I don’t want to talk, Karamatsu.”

“You don’t have to.” Karamatsu matches his brother’s volume, slightly caught off guard that Ichimatsu has actually called him by name. “I just wanted to check on you. Everyone’s worried. It’s getting cold out, and you didn’t even come in to eat dinner.”

“Wasn’t hungry. And I’m warmer now. So there’s nothing to worry about.”

There is, though. There’s always something to worry about when people are mourning the loss of someone or something important to them. Although the rest of the brothers understand they can’t just tell Ichimatsu not to grieve (and that they can’t just not grieve themselves), ignoring his own wellbeing isn’t going to help a damn thing.

Karamatsu sits in silence for a moment, side by side with his little brother, before glancing over to take stock of the scene. Now that he’s closer, he can see tear tracks on Ichimatsu’s cheeks, that his eyes are red and puffy from crying. ESP Kitty’s body is resting there in his arms like the two of them were made for each other. If it weren’t for the fact that the cat isn’t breathing, it might look like he was just asleep.

Perhaps what makes Karamatsu best for the job is that he wasn’t as close to ESP Kitty as some of the others. He was still recovering from other injuries while the rest of the family bonded with him. That’s not to say that he doesn’t care about the cat, because of course he loved ESP Kitty as much as his brothers. But he doesn’t have as strong an emotional attachment, so he may not fall to pieces the way, say, Choromatsu might. Hopefully, that means it will be easier for him to comfort Ichimatsu.

He lifts a hand and reaches over, giving delicate pets between ESP Kitty’s ears; he almost expects Ichimatsu to jerk away or slap his hand. It doesn’t happen. Though he flinches a little, he doesn’t stop Karamatsu from touching his friend.

“You know,” he muses, “I didn’t know this little fellow as well as the rest of you did. I regret that. Do you think I could hold him for a moment?”

That’s what gets a reaction from Ichimatsu. The fourth eldest violently shakes his head, clutching the cat closer to him as if he feels the need to protect the cat. “No. I can’t let go of him. I can’t put him down.”

Karamatsu tilts his head, and pulls his hand away both to avoid distressing Ichimatsu further and to rub his brother’s back. He doesn’t say anything, just making sure Ichimatsu sees the inquisitive head tilt.

“I can’t let go of him,” Ichimatsu repeats. The tears start anew, spilling down his face. “If I let go…” He crumples in on himself, holding ESP Kitty as close as he possibly can. “If I let go… then he’s really gone…”

His voice breaks and raises half an octave on those last few words. He starts to sob again, pressing his forehead against the top of ESP Kitty’s head.

Karamatsu hesitates to lead Ichimatsu into a hug, fearing it won’t be tolerated well, then quickly bridges the gap once Ichimatsu leans in against him. For a long time, he holds Ichimatsu close, stroking his hair and rubbing his shoulder and letting him cry.

He doesn’t know quite what to say. Everything he says either sounds cruel or patronizing in his head.

So he’s quiet for a while, simply allowing Ichimatsu to weep, embracing his brother tightly like that will take all the pain away. He knows it won’t. And he doesn’t want to take the pain away; this kind of loss should hurt, and it’s almost a good thing that Ichimatsu can still feel pain. It means that his depression isn’t blocking him from feeling anything, that he’s still in touch with his emotions even if he has trouble with it sometimes.

Besides… if he’s going to come through his grief, it can’t just be shoved down and forgotten about. He remembers what he’s told Ichimatsu before, that sometimes when it hurts, the only thing to do is let it hurt so that it can be healed. Nothing good comes from wanting to deny one’s emotions, regardless of what they are.

He brushes a kiss over the top of Ichimatsu’s head. “He’s gone either way,” Karamatsu sighs, and he feels almost like a monster to say that. But what happens if Ichimatsu keeps holding on, never letting go? He’ll stay stuck. He’ll rot in the past and he’ll lose himself and the rest of them will lose their brother. He has to accept that, as tragic and painful as it is, his friend isn’t with them anymore.

Ichimatsu’s cries have faded to dull whimpers, stinging eyes as he wipes his tears against the shoulder of Karamatsu’s hoodie. “I… I know…” He blinks and looks down, petting ESP Kitty’s back. “But it hurts. I want him back. I’m so angry… I don’t even know what happened to him. Was he sick and I didn’t notice? Did he get hurt and I can’t see it? I promised I’d take care of him… that I’d never let anything happen to him… and now… I wasn’t there…”

“You were always there,” Karamatsu reassures, tracing lines between Ichimatsu’s shoulder blades. “You’re always there for all of your cats. I know it hurts not knowing what happened, but… whatever happened, it wasn’t your fault. You took such good care of him, and he loved you so much.”

“He was my best friend.” Ichimatsu sniffles and draws in a shaky breath. “It was just so fucking… easy… with him. He never judged me or thought I was a freak or cared about anything everybody else cares about. All he knew was that I kept him fed and I loved him and that was it.”

Karamatsu nods. That’s just the way animals are, he thinks. Animals and babies; they don’t have any ability to judge, and as long as someone takes care of them and treats them well, they love unconditionally. “He loved you, Ichimatsu. You made his life the best it could be. I understand you don’t want anyone to know this, but… you have a very good heart.”

That gets a brief, mirthless laugh from his little brother. His fingers continue to pet down ESP Kitty’s back, and he sniffles again. “He used to curl up and purr really loud when I pet him like this. And there was that time… I got all jealous because he was following Totty around…” He lets out another laugh, a few more tears falling down his cheeks. “And…”

“And it turned out Jyushimatsu had put a cat treat in Totty’s hoodie pocket to prank you,” Karamatsu chuckles. “Totty was taking his hoodie off at the end of the day, and it fell out, and you almost throttled him because you thought he was the one pranking you!”

Ichimatsu’s laughing a little harder, still crying the whole time. “Oh, my God. I was so pissed. I scooped up ESP Kitty and went to my little corner and didn’t talk to Jyushi for the rest of the night. Then the next morning Jyushi held up ESP Kitty and apologized in that stupid voice, like he always does.”

Karamatsu lets out a breath and tugs the blanket a bit tighter around Ichimatsu’s shoulders. “Jyushimatsu could never get ESP Kitty’s meow right, either. Which is funny, because he and Osomatsu are the best mimics of us all.”

“Yeah, no. ESP Kitty had the best meow. And the best purr.” Ichimatsu’s hand shifts upwards, scratching behind the cat’s ears. “He always knew when I was sad. If I was having a bad day and he was around, he’d come and curl up in my lap and purr like a Goddamn motorboat. And I dunno why, but… it always made me feel better. I could listen to him purring and feel it against my stomach for hours.”

“It was special, you’re right.” Another shiver from Ichimatsu makes a light bulb go off in Karamatsu’s head. “I remember… when it was raining or snowing, you would always bring him inside the house. And Mommy doesn’t like the cats inside overnight, but you convinced her to make an exception. It’s getting awfully cold out tonight.”

He tilts his head down, just a little, just enough that he can bring his little brother’s eyes to meet his. “… Ichimatsu. Why don’t we bring him inside?”

Ichimatsu’s face scrunches up, and more tears start a new cascade down his face. His grip around ESP Kitty tightens… but he nods.

“Y… yeah. Okay. He can warm up… and… e-everyone else… can say goodbye.” He allows Karamatsu to carefully guide him to his feet, leaning on his big brother as they walk up the steps. “Do… do you think… Mom would let us bury him back here…?”

Karamatsu hums. “If you can convince her to let him stay in the house overnight, I think you can convince her to do anything, my brother.”

The smile Ichimatsu gives is shaky, and vanished as quickly as it came. When they get to the top steps, he pauses, turning to his older brother. “Uh… do you… do you maybe wanna hold him?”

Karamatsu gives a smile in return, sad and understanding, then he gives Ichimatsu’s shoulders a squeeze and kisses the side of his forehead. “Once we get inside, I would like that. Right now, let me hold you. Alright?”

Ichimatsu takes in a quivery breath, pressing himself in against Karamatsu’s side in search of support. He knows by now that he’ll get it, even when he doesn’t really want it, but especially when he truly needs it. “Th… thanks, Karamatsu.”

So they head into the house. There’s grief behind them and grief ahead ― for how long, who knows?

At least Ichimatsu feels better walking into it with his brothers by his side than walking into it alone.

#Osomatsu san #whump #Iromatsu #Ichimatsu #Karamatsu #animal death #angst #grief #mourning #loss #I HOPE YOU KNOW I CRIED LIKE A FUCKING BABY KATSUMI #R.I.P. Esp Kitty you were a special boy :'c

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@just-katsumi said: Aw man, I wish I could find the episode's English dubs, they sound so good! And the sick episode trope is a classic!

I bought my copy on Amazon, if you search Mr. Osomatsu English dub you should be able to find it! it’s the whole first season dubbed on Blu Ray!

it... does cost $30, though, I know not everyone has the money for that XD

the sick episode is just such *chef kiss* I love all their little sickie groans and whines and UGHHHH they’re all too cute I’mma take care of my boys 😩😩😩

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[1988-osomatsu-kun]

#1988 osomatsu-kun #osomatsu-kun #osomatsu #karamatsu #choromatsu #ichimatsu #jyushimatsu #todomatsu #matsuyo #matsuzo #chibita #hatabou #dekapan #dayon #iyami #katsumi #nyarome #totoko