#niyake

[notsobeautifuldisaester]

Assorted Osomatsu-kun/san headcanons I have buried in my head

Psst... Hey you. Yes you, You wanna know about my silly little headcanon I have for a bunch of characters most were one-shot characters. Well, you came to the right place.

Welcome, I'm your host Diseaster and today I'll be reaching as far as humanely possible into the deepest crevices in my brain to be you my assorted list of headcanon no one asked for.

Tw: Kidnapping, Animal Abuse, General Tougouness, CSA mention (Nothing actually happen tho)

🟣🔵🦷Ichimatsu learned the Kusomatsu thing from that one time Iyami visited and forced Karamatsu to drink beer.

🥨🦷That one German Iyami doppelganger grew up in a novelty shop that sold German stuff

🩳Dekapan's son, Taro, followed in father's footsteps and became a scientist. Though instead of making crazy gadgets and shit, it's just normal ass science, something like microbiologist

🩳Dekapan been married around six times. He wasn't the most attentive husband. He's still a doting father tho.

🤪The Dayon tribe is actually a bunch of people he vored when he was drunk on vacation

🔪👛 On meta note, Tougou is very prideful of newfound fame and still brags about appearing in the San for movie for like five seconds. Everyone else not give less of a shit

💨🍢 Chibita is related to the boss of the Smog Gang in a way, he doesn’t know this however

💨🏳Hatabou works an informant for the Smog Family Gang

🎀That one uprising in S2E1 was planned by Ta-bo. She must've really not wanted them to be CEOs or something.

🧑‍🏫Yagi occasionally hangs out with the sextuplets. He's really proud of how his disciples turned out.

💍 Kumiko is now an up and coming model. She rubs this in Totoko's face to no end

💍 Kumiko and Kinko are cousins, their names being the same is kind of an inside joke between the two.

👓🥐Niyake works as a reporter alongside Toy Car Boy. He says it's to travel around the world but in reality, it's because his family went bankrupt and he needed the money. He's still a prissy little shit tho.

👓🥐Such as not letting Iyami live that one time he humiliated him out of a job, still beefing with Chibita over outclassing him and generally sticking his nose up at everybody.

🎌🧛Hatabou and Dra-chan befriended each other, this somehow involved lots of bloodletting and ended up with them in the hospital

🥊🦑Fighting Yowai and Knockout Tsuyoi are drinking buddies

🍎🥊Knockout Tsuyoi doesn't approve of his little brother, Yotaichi, bullying people and he usually has to force him to apologize.

🟪🦷Just as Chibita can summon a cat army, Iyami can summon a swarm of ravens to attack people. He learned this trick from his older brother.

🪆👮After retiring from being a policeman, Katsumi a became seamster

🪆🦷Iyami quickly divorced Katsumi after he learned that being married to a cop won't get you out of legal trouble.

🐭🪤After the incident with his son being replaced by a cat, Instead of abusing cats Tataoji put his energy into helping mice

🎭That one old couple Tougou and Oso robbed, They were Jiguzou's grandparents. Ok, I just made this up to give Jiguzou a reason to kill Tougou.

🧺🦷Speaking of Iyami's brother, Gisei, he uses ravens to assist him in his robberies.

🧺🦷Some more tidbits about Gisei; half the stuff he steals is to sell for a higher price and the other half for no other reason than it looks cool, as a result, his house is full of all sorts of useless shit.

🧺🦷He is considerably "nicer" than Iyami, well at least to anyone other than Iyami. He has good manners and barely a mean word to say about others. He tends to apologize on his Iyami's behalf, mainly to humiliate him, and at first, seems to be a swell guy

🧺🦷On the flip side, he is the most unloyal traitorous little bitch on the face of the earth. There’s no limit to his selling out, he would rat out his friends, family (specifically Iyami), and anyone else unlucky enough to associate with him.

🦷🎀Iyami's daughter, Isoka, is blissfully unaware of her father being a con artist and is told that he's some sort of salesman. Iyami's brother holds this over Iyami to no end.

🦷🎀 Iyami still visits his daughter from time to time and seems to be on his best behavior around her.

🦷🎀 Isoka works in a ski resort as an instructor. She is normally good at her job but she still has a bit of favoritism streak, particularly to handsome rich guys

💰💵 Cash-kun is the one that got Chibita into crypto in the first place

🧺🦷Iyami's brother can't sheeh to save his life, any attempt from him to do so ends up with him falling flat on his ass

🕯️🦇 The Shinigami Salesman has a candle under his top hat (don't ask how that works with his candle going out or the hat burning, it's magic or some shit) He can regenerate instantly when injured. If his candle is put out, he "dies" until it re lit. Also, he can remove it and switch it out for a new one.

🕯️🦇The Shinigami Salesman was a normal human and was on his way to becoming a door-to-door salesman before getting bodied by a truck. The Shinigami before him was about to quit and ask him to take their place.

🐈‍⬛🦇Nozomi and the Shinigami Saleman tend to work together to help people want to pass on without regrets.

🔪🍢Contrary to popular belief, Tougou wants to get revenge on Chibita. Unfortunately for Tougou, Chibita has no clue who he is outside of some annoying old guy that keeps loitering around his cart.

🔪🔴 On the topic of Osomatsu and Tougou. Tougou can't even get his name right (usually calling him Osumatsu or Omomatsu), let alone care enough about him to take vengeance on some shitty NEET.

🔪🔴Osomatsu, on other hand, can't stand the sight of Tougou and push him into traffic if it was legal (jk, he would do it even if it wasn't legal). It wouldn't be so bad if Tougou just fucked off and never showed his face but... Nooo... Tougou just had to return instead of moving on with his life.

🟣🔵🟢🟡👚 On the side of the other Matsuno. Jyushi scares Tougou and he's convinced that Jyushi is some sort of cryptic. He found Kitty!Ichimatsu rummaging in his trash, at that point he doesn't know what to do about him. Choro and Kara generally don't trust him but they aren't outright trying to attack him so Tougou is cool with them. Todomatsu and Tougou silently hate each other.

🔪👩Tougou tried to attack Matsuyo for putting sleeping tonic in his food, he ended up having his ass handed to him and barely escaped with his nipples. Plus he keep picking on Matsuzo for being short (the fucking dickhead)

👨👩Matsuyo and Matsuzo would've either hounded the police or search for Osomatsu themselves if Tougou actually succeeded Osomatsu (bc I refuse to same people who fought a death god and aliens made counterfeit money to pay a ransom, jumped a barber for fucking up their kids hair would just go "Oh, some guy with a knife stole our kid. That fucking blows but I guess we can't do shit about."

👨Matsuzo can be summoned by singing the first five lines of the 80's anime theme. I mean it's practically canon. Choromatsu deadass starts singing the theme song and out of nowhere Matsuzo just ✨️pops✨️ out of nowhere. Like I refuse to believe that was a conscience, it was ✨️magic✨️

🏎️📻Osomatsu and That Toy Car Kid from the Tougou chapter still hang out. They usually go fishing, watch horse races (Oso bets, Car Boi just likes to watch), or pray on Tougou's downfall.

🔪💰This has no basis in canon but it's a funny brain worm I had stuck in my head. To lessen his sentence, Tougou "volunteered" (forced) to be an idol to entertain his fellow prisoners. It fucking blows. He was forced to wear this ugly ass, itchy as fuck knife suit. Had to sing these corny ass lyrics about weapons. His fans didn't even like him. His manager forced him to perform no what condition he was in as he raked in the money from his CD sales. The whole experience shaved 10 years off his life.

🔪💰Speaking of prison, Tougou was at the bottom of the pyramid in prison. Basically, someone start rumors of him being a ch0m0 and if you know how people like that are treated in prison, you can tell it wasn't pretty.

And finally, Mujirushi took place in the Osokun universe. Search your heart and you'll know it's true.

Whew. That was long. In all honesty, I had fun making this, though I may not do it again. I hope everyone enjoyed reading this.

Toodles!

#mr. osomatsu #osomatsu san #iyami #iyami's brother #iyami's daugther #tougou #niyake #osomatsu kun #headcanons #diseaster blabs #long post #osomatsu matsuno #Ta-bo #Hatabou #dora-chan #dra-chan #Katsumi osomatsu #Chibita #Shinigami Salesman #Nozomi Takahashi #Tataoji #Yagi osomatsu #Fighting Yowai #Knockout Tsuyoi #Jiguzou #Kinko Inuyama #Dollar-chan #$-chan #osomatsu headcanons #iromatsu

[crtter]

I found a link to the Niyake chapter. It's translated by @maganbee https://imgur.com/gallery/pkrb4

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Oh, I hadn’t seen a translation of this one, thank you for showing it to me! This is a very interesting story, it shows the first and only time in the entire 30 or so years run of the Osomatsu-kun manga in which Iyami speaks without his “French accent”! Not counting very early stories where it wasn’t established yet, that is.

I like how the translator decided to portray his accent by very literally making him speak with a bunch of accents in his words, heh. Reminds me of the Goths from Asterix.

#answers #Osomatsu kun #Iyami #Matsuno brothers #Niyake

[merrymorningofmay]

Hello i wanted to ask if you could please tell me how to say that saying you mentioned in ukrainian (the one about everything being some kind of way)? I'm learning ukrainian and I would like to learn that saying because i really like it

hi!! it's "якось буде, бо ще ніколи не було, щоб ніяк не було" (yAkos' bUde, bo shche nikOly ne bulO, shchob niyAk ne bulO)

good luck with your studies!! <3

#mari rambles

[wombywoo]

what's iegra's last name? my eyes can't read the small ((but beautiful)) handwriting in his character reference 😆

it's Niyak~ I know the writing's a bit small to read 😅

#asks

[superkalafragilisticiexpectitall]

Low vibrational souls hate others because their vibrations are so low. Jesus teaches us to rise above the low dimensional beings & choose Love.

Our Father in Heaven (God of Israel) sent Jesus Christ to teach Mama Earths inhabitants that fact

(From Niyak Ghorbani (نیاک) )

[theseeyesarecryin]

Niyaking

#theseeyesarecryin #killiansalah #wonderapp #aigeneratedart #aigenerated #art #aiartist #aiartcommunity #aiartistcommunity

[dekkopachi]

In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on ? That’s weird.

#I hate him #but I also love him #osomatsu kun #niyake

[gobqro]

MACQ anuncia próxima inauguración

En rueda de prensa, la licenciada Paulina Aguado Romero, secretaria de cultura del estado; Papus, Von Saenger, director del Museo de Arte Contemporáneo Querétaro, y los artistas: Daniela Velazco, Diego Liedo, Alejandro Uribe, Marcela Armas y Gilberto Esparza, presentaron la nueva temporada de exposiciones que se habrán de inauguran en el MACQ. La próxima gala artística estará compuesta por cuatro muestras: “Sobre lo natural, poéticas de la transformación”, “El río y la montaña”, “Estaciones” e “Iteración”.

El conjunto de colecciones hacen alusión artística hacia la problemática que presenta el medio ambiente, en la actualidad, a través de trabajos interdisciplinarios que conjuntan arte, ciencia y consciencia. Las exposiciones presentadas serán: “Sobre lo natural, poéticas de la transformación” presentada por el colectivo Taller 30, basado en San Miguel de Allende, y compuesto por Marcela Armas, Daniela Edburg, Gilberto Esparza, Arthur Henry Fork, Diego Liedo, Taiyo Niyake, Iván Puig y Leslie San Vicente. Desde acercamientos científicos, tecnológicos, geológicos, estadísticos entre otros, abordan no solamente nuevas formas de prácticas artísticas, sino una de las problemáticas más importantes de nuestra época: una crisis del medioambiente que supone nuevas negociaciones y concepciones de nuestro lugar en la Tierra.

“El río y la montaña”, es una colaboración entre el artista Alejandro Uribe y el científico Gerardo Muñoz en donde hacen un estudio histórico y geográfico a partir de mapas del Río Querétaro, quien hoy en día cuenta con altísimos niveles de contaminación. Este trabajo subraya cómo instrumentos como los mapas que tradicionalmente fueron utilizados con fines militares y económicos, pueden ser usados ahora por comunidades para entender y proteger su territorio. “Estaciones”, fotografías de Javier Hinojosa. La producción fotográfica de Javier Hinojosa se ha centrado durante los últimos 30 años en el registro de áreas protegidas. A través de su obra podemos simultáneamente plantearnos cómo fueron y podrían ser las cosas. Sus paisajes le ofrecen al espectador la magnificencia de la naturaleza y su fragilidad, nos dedican estos momentos de tranquilidad que corren con el riesgo de perecer.

La pareja artística Ornela y Quirarte, presenta una instalación, “Iteración”. El nombre de la pieza significa el acto de repetir un proceso con la intención de alcanzar un objetivo, y este proyecto hace referencia a elementos constantes que hacen referencia a otros trabajos, desarrollando una serie de imágenes. El arte puede transformar la manera en que los objetos se relacionan con una forma y en cómo son comprendidos por nuestra mente; y esta disolución es una manera de establecer un nexo nuevo entre nuestros sentidos y el mundo. La inauguración se realizará el próximo 28 de agosto a las 20:00hrs. en el Museo de Arte Contemporáneo Querétaro MACQ, ubicado en Manuel Acuña S/N esq. Reforma, Barrio de la Cruz.

#QuerétaroOrgulloDeMx #QroOrgulloDeMx #Querétaro #Museos #Secult #SecretaríaDeCultura #PaulinaAguado #ArtesPlásticas #Cultura #Arte #Pintura #Talento #Queretanos

[notsobeautifuldisaester]

Heh

Here’s alternate version where Iyami gets bullied off of twitter

#osomatsu san #mr. osomatsu #osomatsu kun #iyami #osomatsu matsuno #jyushimatsu matsuno #osomatsu #jyushimatsu #niyake #nyarome #hetaila #aph france #hws france #francis bonnefoy #don't ask why nyarome has a twitter #he just does #I can't believe Iyami and France talked on twitter #Frayami #Fuck it im shipping it

[mariusz026]

(ニヤケ)

#SoundCloud #music #ニヤケ #niyake

[soimort]

森保まどか - Instagram - Wed 02 Jan 2019

2019年初ビール☺︎ #お正月 #お酒 #ビール #にやけ My first beer drinking in 2019☺︎ #New Year #drink #beer #niyake

#森保まどか #Moriyasu Madoka #Madoka Moriyasu #HKT48 #beer

[lasereye]

Song: 6 by ニヤリと (niyake)

#my edits #shirkers #cw eye strain

[kypurnet]

Без Купюр - За відсутність поточного ремонту на таких вулицях як Вокзальна, а також на мікрора��оні Балашівка та 101-му мікрорайоні розкритикував сьогодні під час апаратної наради міський голова Кропивницького комунальне підприємство «Універсал-2005». - http://www.kypur.net/miskyj-golova-nazvav-dorogy-yaki-niyak-ne-polatayut-u-kropyvnytskomu/

[viktorst]

#царев

[greatfflic]

Gusto kong mayakap ulit ang tatay ko...

Napanaginipan ko si tatay kagabi... nakaupo sa may hagdan ng bahay namin... umupo ako sa tabi nya at nakipagkwentuhan... pinangaralan ako, nagpaalala ng ilang mga bagay... pagtapos nuon niyak ko sya ng mahigpit kasi alam kong panaginip lang iyon... Miss na kita tatay...  kung nasan ka man ngaun sana masaya ka... 

[telegid]

Знайомимось: гурт Karoon — м'ясорубка, з якої виходять музичні котлетки

Знайомимось: гурт Karoon — м’ясорубка, з якої виходять музичні котлетки

Молодий український електропоп-гурт Karoon представляє свій дебютний реліз – пісню Niyak “Ніяк” та кліп на неї.

Дует виник у день, коли обидва майбутніх учасники колективу хотіли розлучитися. Та зосталися разом, щоб провести експеримент: чи зможе музика зберегти їхню пару. Минуло півтора року, вони досі разом, і у них з’явилися пісні, якими вони хочуть поділитися.

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#karoon #Lera Karoon #niyak #Taras Karoon #ніяк #премьера клипа