Psych incorrect quotes: a series (cont.🍝🦑🪥) (Warning: there will be Shassie)
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Juliet: Make her pussy wet not her eyes.
Lassiter: Make his dick hard not his life.
Shawn: Break her bed not her heart.
Gus: Play with her boobs not her feelings.
Chief Vick: Get on his dick not his nerves.
Woody: Always salt your pasta while boiling it.
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Gus, watching the news: Some idiot started a fight with a squid at the aquarium.
Shawn, covered in ink: Maybe the squid was being a dick.
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*after Shassie first kiss*
Shawn: *ranting to Gus about how amazing the kiss was*
Lassiter: *when Juliet asked* Ehh. It was fine. He'd brushed his teeth, at least. Anyways-
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In the pilot Shawn comes to the police station expecting a commendation and reward money for the tip he called in about the stereo store robbery. He’s called in dozens of tips before but it seems doesn’t usually come to the station afterwards.
So this specific time someone must have asked him to come down, hinting that he’d be rewarded. Clearly not Lucinda (Lassiter’s partner) because she scoffs at the idea when Shawn asks when he’s getting his money. Lassiter has taken the time to read Shawn’s file but he wouldn’t play about pretending that he’s offering a reward.
So it had to be Karen who asked him to come to the station, right? Was she planning to get his help on the McCallum kidnapping as a legit consultant? Then, when Lassiter tried to arrest him, Shawn pulls the whole psychic act as a panicky get-out-of-jail-free move. So Karen rolled with it and hired him as a psychic instead. She tells him she needs a miracle - or the facsimile of one - but really she recognises the perfect opportunity to use Shawn’s skills without having to hire him for a real job at the department.
They both know he’s scamming but she’s the interim Chief and isn’t going to let the feds get away stealing her one chance at such a high profile case. And the Spencer kid is probably going to get bored and leave town soon, so they probably won’t have to keep up this psychic charade for too long…..
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Okay, so, a scene from Psych that I want to talk about for a moment is from the episode “65 million years off,” where Shawn walks into the morgue(?) with Gus’s old dinosaur head costume, and is basically told by the Chief that
“Okay, so, you’ve always been a bit.. eccentric or whatever, but this is crossing a line- get help.” I’m paraphrasing, but you get the point. And in response, Shawn was like-
“Chief, sometimes you have to need to jump off a cliff. You need to clip yourself to a jumping thing, and leap. So, Chief, will you jump off a cliff with me?”
And, for a moment, she just looked at him in concern. Then she asked him, kind of quietly you know, “Are you thinking about jumping off a cliff?”
And all he said in response was “maybe..” with- a weird smile before he closed the dinosaur mouth and leaving without saying anything else. The next scene was literally an intervention.
And- if I remember correctly, it was right after cases weren’t really coming in, he was told that the police didn’t need him around at the time, nobody was believing his dinosaur theory, and Gus was getting upset.
And, I don’t think I’ve seen anyone ever talk about that, so maybe I’m just- thinking too much into it. (I probably am). But.. yeah. Shawn probably could’ve used that therapy.
Thanks for listening to my rambling, this scene just- stuck with me. Have a great day (:
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Are you kidding me? HOLY CRAP
Santabarbaratown 2 is the single most greatest thing I have ever seen in my ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE
Shawn having zero impulse control, the chief ENABLING him and Lassie helping him, the Gus jumpscare (which got me-), THE CRANBERRY
And of course
"Hey, that's my gun...!"
"So you know it works."
AND AND THE LAST BIT WITH SHAWN AND JULES AND SHES LIKE "REMEMBER THERES ALWAYS SOMEONE WHO LOVES YOU" AND SHAWNS LIKE "YES...GUS" AND THEN HE MAKES HER LAUGH
Omg and I didn't even mention how iconic Woody was with the fucking body bags bdjahfksjaj
10/10 episode <33
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You know what? Fuck it. Everybody’s trans now. Shawn is trans. Gus is trans. Juliet is trans. Lassiter is trans. Chief Vick is trans. Woody is trans. Buzz is trans. Everyone at the fuckin station is trans. Why? Because I said so, that’s why.
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