based on that one vine XD bob no-- it's a lil Jack's fault for pointing at it like that tho
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John: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Jack: But, darling, I'II be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
John: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Jack: Is it working?
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finally finished this!! lil spooky month mini comic about evermore finally liking someone other than himself… (this feels almost like a teaser for the ship art I’ve been wanting to do since last year lol. the new ep turned my silly ship into an actual possibility too!!)
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i dont know if this makes sense but jack and johns dynamic gives off like only child, home schooled kid who is not ready for the world meets and falls in love with middle child who had to work since a young age to support his family
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So I've asked you for Captain and Shotgun headcanons... mayhaps you have some John and Jack headcanons to share as well?
YES! I have some headcanons!!!
Again these'll share some simalarities to @mentallyunstableartist 's headcanons cuz we bounce ideas off each other
FIRSTLY:
I headcanon Jack as Bi, he just has Bi Vibes (tm). I see them both as Cis, but I've seen some pretty rockin Trans John headcanons.
Despite me shipping Smokeydonuts, I feel like John is cishet. He tries his best to be an ally. Like he'll use the wrong pronouns, Jack'll remind him, and then John goes "Oh. Right." And then continues with what he's saying with the new pronouns.
Buuut if we were to take into my shipping Smokeydonuts, I think John is gay but in denail until he met Jack. Maybe one of the reasons he and his wife divorced, who knows!
Jack gets flirty when he's drunk. Cap n Shotty caught wind of this one day and spiked his drink at work. He then proceeded to fluster the hell out of John. The replacement fellas got a kick of it. John did not.
The way these two love each other is just... so sweet and wholesome. Hand holding, little forehead kisses, aaaA they're so GAY!
Jack's fave donut is just normal glazed, John loves maple bars
Jack will randomly do things like lean on John, hold his hand, etc when on a case and John will try So Hard to stay professional
John flusters easily, much to Jack's (And cap and shotty's) amusement
Jack is a HIMBO and i will DIE ON THAT HILL.
If you get on Jack's bad side it's kinda hard to recover. Just take how he treats Kevin as an example.
John has tried multiple times to overwork but Jack has stopped him by gently taking his hands and going "John. Please, you need to sleep." and John just can't say to to Jack when his eyes look like that and... *Sigh* "Alright, alright."
Jack proposes to John by sneaking in a ring in one of his cig packs. John is confused cuz he could've sworn there was more than one cig in here. He takes the cig, sees the ring, unfolds a note that says "Yes or no?" and looks up to Jack and jack is smiling at him so lovingly (this one is all mentallyunstableartist's idea)
At the wedding John wears like. A half dress. Like his top half is a suit the bottom half is a dress.
IN CONCLUSION. These mfers are so fucking gay and love each other so fucking much oh my god
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! WELCOME TO THE CIRCUS !
! WELCOME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN TO THE CIRCUS OF THE STARS! FEEL FREE TO ASK OUR WONDERFUL CAST SOME QUESTIONS !
( UNTILL I MAKE THE FULLY COLORED REF’S FOR THE MAIN CHARACTERS ON THIS BLOG, YOU WILL GET THE WIPS!! )
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Caesar Rombolt ~ Head/Ring Master
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Parker Wilson ~ Caesar’s Right Hand Man
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Parline Wilson ~ Main Attraction along with Dexter Erotoph , Parker’s Elder Sister
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Dexter Erotoph ~ Main Attraction alongside Parline
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Ignacio ~ Does Fire/Smoke Tricks with John
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John ~ Does Fire/Smoke Tricks with Ignacio
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Jack ~ Rhythmic Gymnast , sometimes works with Dexter and Parline
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MINOR CHARACTERS ;
Patty
Kevin
Streber
Shotgun/Shotty
Captain
Hatzgang
Lila
Jaune
Rick
Radford
Carmen
Richard
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CHARACTERS NOT AVAILABLE FOR ASKS ;
Bob Velsen/Velseb
Eyes of the Universe
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might color this sketch sheet later if I have time... I don't usually do sketch "bunches" like this digitally, it was neat
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I had a dream I was in a water park and there he was the man himself
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Baby girl showdown on twitter,, vote John for best bbygirl of the series.
Thank you for coming to my tedtalk
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ex-husband price still swings by when your kids and your new boyfriend are out, by the way, to fuck you. he says it's all a quick check and that there's no feelings attached to this, but when he's got you in a mating press or a full nelson, punching his cock in-and-out of your gushing and squelching cunt, he makes you say you love him. when your mind is fried with straining pleasure, and your eyes are crossed, he noses along your ear and murmurs, "look how much more honest y'r poor cunt is. s'all puffy and squirtin'. missed me lots, don't it?"
he slaps your clit, heavy palm striking in quick successions. you howl, pleasure and biting pain razing you, and all john does is muffle his chuckles on your shoulder, his eyes crinkled in his delight.
(and if he timed it well, your boyfriend should be home soon.)
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