#JARRING

[aengelren]

Biting my fist how is he this pretty

#pretty? i mean GORGEOUS #BEAUTIFUL #ALLURING #JARRING #TIMELESS #he’s just like his mom #eren jaeger #attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #eren #aot #eren yeager #anime #mikasa ackerman #Aot end #the end

[myspacescenequeef]

tribute to masculinity

#death tw #creepy tw #meme #ray william johnson is a horrible man #yfm #edit #bizarre #surreal #jarring #art #self expression #masculine #men #funny #slipknot #satire #max Payne #postal #postal 2 #ryan gosling #YTP

[spectrometrie]

the fact that the starbucks recipe sharing post has 120k+ notes, so much more than any post directly about Palestine

#idk it's just #jarring #is your triple syrup chai drink that mandatory to your life

[bingusoclock]

watching torchwood for the first time and uh they curse?? five minutes in and some rando goes, ‘fuck’ my whovian ass was spooked!! 

#this is what happens when doctor who girlies step out of their comfort zone #i aint complaining tho #its just #jarring #torchwood

[marshmallow-biscuit-blog]

@firecurls-27

#bad end #shatter #jarring #vessel #joe java #vesselxjoe #joexvessel #crackship au

[paran0rmality]

Ya Boi is canning for the first time today!! Got everything done and I'm waiting for the water to boil to finish processing!!

So excited and nervous, but I know I've done my homework so it'll be fine lmao

#canning #food preservation #jarring #canning food #waterbath canning #jams #jelly #its strawberry jam if anyone cares lmao #its my favorite to make and freze #so i figured id give a shot at canning #it only made 2 8oz jars but that is more than enough for my household for a few months until i get the canning urge again lmao

[gokartkid]

speaking my truth: an american voice coming over the drivers radio is something that scares and shocks me!

#jarring #american voices in general to me tho <3 so sorry

[absentmoon]

eatching buzzfeed unsolvde sadly and then tumblr comes up in a case

#jarring #daisy.txt

[thesinglesock]

I LOVE taking kids seriously when they say or do something uncharacteristically grown-up. the other day a 4 year old boy walked up to me, shook my hand and introduced himself by name, and even nodded all serious when I returned the gesture. The grown man he was with (who had just done the same thing) was cracking up, but I naturally treated the whole encounter with the same gravitas as the kid. cause I remember being 7 years old, knitting clothes for my stuffed animals at my grandma's house, trying to engage in the gownup's conversation about local politics, getting laughed at for being a "7yo old lady", and then spending the rest of the night in silence cause I was too embarrassed to talk. worst feeling. let kids act grown up even tho they're not. it's good for their development.

#the whiplash I always got when I visited grandma (who babies even her own adult childen) #while my own mother has taken everything I've said and done seriously from day 1 #jarring #vitpost #also wow I wonder why everyone I talk to assume my profession has something to do with pedagogy.

[sunflowerdales]

I feel like I only ever hear about covid in America

#that isnt to say no one gets it anywhere else in the wkrld #world* #but the contrast is definitely jarrinv #jarring #oh my god i cannot type on mobile for shit

[taraxacum-vulpes]

why does everyone have their likes public now

#first xander now lane....... #jarring

[tvdraco]

The Blood Orb's Collector doesn't have much lore yet because it's inspired by a real life thing from yesterday. The pharmacist had an ornate glass orb, larger than a human head, filled with a red liquid in his office while Draco was getting boosted. Very jarring. So here's a dullahan.

#DastardlyDecember #dullahan #blood #orb #syringe #jarring #characters #my art #drawing #needles

[heung-mins]

why do these new chelsea players look like fifa ps2 characters

#jarring

[mentally-illenial]

Bacon Onion Jam Recipe 🥓🧅

1.5 lbs bacon, small chopped

1 tbsp butter or oil

4 large yellow onions, small diced

1/2 c brown sugar

1/4 c molasses

1/4 c cooking wine or wine vinegar

1/2 c water

2 tsp thyme

2 tsp ground cloves

2 tsp ground nutmeg

2 tsp orange zest

2 tsp cayenne pepper

2 tsp rosemary

2 tsp balsamic vinegar

2 tsp oil

Salt and pepper to taste

Brown the bacon to desired crispiness in a thick bottomed pot with the tablespoon of butter or oil. Once browned, remove the bacon from the pot, straining it of excess oil. Reserve two tablespoons of the oil and return it to the pot.

Saute the diced onions in the reserved oil until soft and brown. Once soft, deglaze the pan with the cooking wine or wine vinegar. Add back the bacon, as well as the water, sugar, molasses, herbs and spices, and zest. Cook over medium heat until it reaches a thick, jammy consistency.

Remove from heat and stir in the balsamic vinegar and oil. Mix well until the jam becomes shiny and cools to a manageable temperature. Taste the jam, and make sure you like the flavor profile. Feel free to adjust the salt or sugar content at this point to your liking. Once cooled, keep in the fridge for a week, or can it to keep it shelf stable for much longer. Enjoy the bacon jam on burgers, toast, tomato sandwiches, with eggs, however you like! 💛🥚💛

#recipe #recipes #homemade #made from scratch #bacon jam #canning #jarring #preserving #zero waste #self sustainability #self sufficient living #sustainability #bacon #fitblr #health & fitness #healthblr #fitspo #homesteading #cottagecore #farmcore #prepping

[dykeomania]

there are some really scummy doctors and dentists out there. like. really scummy people. people who are in fact in it for the money, and will act accordingly. will charge people thousands of dollars for things that they don't need or that there could've been cheaper alternatives for, so that it falls into their own pockets. will heavily operate their practice more like a business instead of actually caring deeply about their patients and their best interests. bad fucking people. terrible fuckin people man

#it makes me feel like shit wanting to go into this profession sometimes once i like look at how some people move #it's just very like #jarring #mia what are you talking about

[faeorwizardorsmthn]

Source: Core Rulebook pg. 284

This feat makes you jump better!

Source: Core Rulebook pg. 328

This feat lets you craft with bad materials!

May contain spoilers from Owlbear Overadepts

Uncommon

Source: Pathfinder #126 Queens of Quantia pg. 321

Access: you've been tutored by Fux Everly, who is one specific person

Fux Everly has a habit of maintaining courtly etiquette, even on the battlefield.

May contain spoilers from Ruined Horizon

Rare

Source: Pathfinder #214 The Bloody Path pg. 153

Access: you've been killed and resurrected by the Sanguine Sage

THE CRIMSON LORD'S EXPERIMENTS HAVE PERMANENTLY ALTERED YOUR BODY

#archives of nethys #p2e #pathfinder 2e #pf2e #archives of nethys is great #but reading the feats can be. #jarring