#It's ours he smells like us!!

[givemeuniversalcrossovers]

Domestic bowuigi thoughts, whenever Luigi either visits or in an essence 'comes home' to Bowsers Castle he naturally takes his shoes off at the door not wanting to traipse mud into his husbands house happy to trade them for the personal slippers waiting at the door for him (first time they were there for him probably nearly cried like personal slippers?? For me?? "yea of course my love you're part of the family? Are you okay?" ;~; yea just gonna cry)

However whenever he's leant over undoing his shoe laces to slip off his boots he absolutely has to contend with whichever Koopaling has heard him return running up and proceeding to smoosh and rub their face against his cap his cheek his mustache ect. They're so happy to see him they absolutely gotta smoosh their face into him! So he's there like yes yes hello I love you too I'm home as he does his boots, he's probably also started to playfully smoosh his face back against theirs. And bowser absolutely scoops him up to smoosh against him too cause gotta scent mark the hubby make him smell like home.

Basically the Koopa family are cats and this is very much based off my cat who when I'm leant over undoing my boots proceeds to rub his face against mine probably scent marking but happy to see me.

#Bowuigi #Domestic bowuigi #Luigi is also dad #Luigi #Bowser #They're cats #Gotta rub and smoosh against their dad #Make sure dad smells like home and house and not the stinky mushroom kingdom #When Luigi starts doing it back the kids are buzzing cause yes! Mutual scent bonding! Accepted! #Luigi doesn't realise that's what it is he just thinks it's probably a greeting ritual and thus returns jt #And yea it kinda is but also lmao rescent dad so he smells like js #Our Luigi now bitch #It's ours he smells like us!! #People with cats probably absolutely know what I mean with the face rubbing smooshing against

[pikinanouart]

Chapter 96!

Hilarious that Anya's number was 13 as if they wanted her to be unlucky but that didn't work!

#spy x family #sxf chap 96 spoilers #anya forger #loid forger #sxf twilight #go my favorite gremlin! #Not Twillight using his daughter like a puppet lmao that was so funny #he totally deserved to have his fingers bent lol #Starlight Anya first official mission is a success #you know what that smells like? like our baby's backstory is coming I'm sure of it!

[rat-rosemary]

Mmmmmmmm Dnn au where Sapnap and George are both selkies and they haven't told Dream but he knows, and he doesn't blame them for not telling him, he gets it, and they always keep their furs hidden until one day someone breaks into their home and steals their furs, and while the two of them are freaking out because this is literally the worst case scenario ever and what are they going to even tell Dream, Dream goes after the guys and just kills them

Except Dream fucked up and now he's freaking out because he got fucking blood on their coats! He can't give the coats back with blood in them, that would be so rude and gross and what if the blood sticks to it after it dries????

So Sapnap and George suddenly feel a new pair of hands touch their coats, different from the ones that had grabbed and thrown it around and hidden. No, these hands tremble slightly as they touch their furs and they feel so familiar and then there's the feeling of water which... is very weird? What the fuck is happening to their coats??

But yeah, Dream washes the blood off and them puts the coats in the drier on a low setting with a bunch of towels (which is a very very weird feeling to Sapnap and George) and he leaves the coats on their beds without them seeing and now they kinda smell like the laundry cleaner Dream uses and it drives George and Sapnap insane (/pos)

#dont come for me its way too early for me to be awake #just agsjavjsjemdkdk silly #at some point while Dream had the coats George and Sapnap stop freaking out about the coats being stolen #they just sit in the living room squinting at space trying to figure out what the fuck is even going on #while Dream frantically googles how to clean fun and tries not to cry because he cant make this very bad traumatic experience to his friend #worse by giving them their furs back with BLOOD in them #the dog barks #dream smp #dreamwastaken #sapnap #georgenotfound #dreamnotnap #dnn #dsmpshipping #dsmp au #dsmp shipping #the whole 'our furs now smell like you' thing rewires George's and Sapnap's mind #because eventually they figure that it had to be Dream who got them their furs back #which is... scary because that means that he knew all this time #but it also means he knew and never tried to use it against them #so they kinda just snap and start doing some dumb shit #such as wearing the furs that used to never leave their hiding spots around thr house #or trying to bait Dream into petting said furs so they can compare his touch to the shaking one and make sure its him #... and then baiting him into petting the fur again and again because his touch feels so nice on it #and then covering him with them when he falls asleep in the couch #they just #they need him to be their mate NOW

[life-winners-liveblog]

Do the people in black void (feels too mean to say the losers) also have injuries or is it just the winner that are stuck mid death¿

-15

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#asks #trafficblr #/oh our deaths affect all of us the winners have it easy/ #/being eternally covered in smoke and smelling like gunpowder isn't fun/ #/3L Jimmy still has an arrow in his head and he can't remove it ... Which would be funnier if I my eyes weren't always so filled with smoke #/Scar used to bleed eternally like Grian but it got fixed when he became a Watcher / #Can't say I miss it

[vstheworld]

cleaned all the stickers and dust and roach leavings and rat piss off my mirror.

no longer a dirty kid in a dirty mirror. this feels like character growth.

#that last house was really bad y’all #it’s not really til we left that I realized how bad #we picked up so it was an organized depression nest #but with rats and roaches there’s just no way to combat the damage fast enough #like I’m sure I smelled #I was just nose-blind to it #crustpunk af but I thought I left all that behind when I stopped being homeless #my partner and I are slowly crawling out of the hole we were in together #the new house has monthly pest control #and we’re actually organizing it so everything is useable and accessible #we’re using habitica to build chore schedules because we both have shit memory and executive function #it’s hard #but I think we can have a home we aren’t ashamed of #fuck the old landlord tho he ran a fuckin slum house and is trying to come back at us for the damages #bitch you never fixed anything #our a/c was window vents shoved in a hole in the wall #the carpet was old and dirty when we got it #how dare you act like we’re the only problem here #we also haven’t been on a lease for 3 years so idk what this dumb asshole thinks will happen if he takes us to court #like I think keeping our security deposit is fair but fuck you on the rest of it #we cleaned the shit outta that place it’s just the carpet that needs replacing #THE HEAT WAS TWO RV HEATERS STUCK ON THE WALL SCOTT #you fucking slumlord #personal #cash yells in the tags because therapy is expensive

[darkwood-sleddog]

how is your friday going because with me a five minute nip to the store to get lunch turned into an hour and a half + of struggle because i had a completely flat tire that was somehow still drivable until i was all the way away from home. fun.

#not dogs #AND we cannot find the wrench that fits these rims i am so.....alksdjfljkadsfjlkdfsjklfsdkjlasdf #luckily i never worry about anybody stealing my car bc it smells so strongly like dog and #one of my windows doesn't stay up and i had a chipmunk infestation at one point.... #yet.... #i need this car for the current weather... #relying on adhd mr d to know where he put this wrench which he last used prior to be medicated while our entire garage and basement which #normally houses these sort of things in an organized way #is a clusterfuck right now bc i have my construction guys here working on finishing the basement #im. very. done.

[truckstoptigers]

when i was seven and our trailer burned down, i thought about leaving my father there, grabbing my brother, and getting us the hell out

i didn't. i ended up waking our father and we all ended up at the neighbors' house

but i should have

i fucking should have

because the minute he had a chance to be alone with me (after we got to my grandma's trailer) guess what he did! shortly after our fucking HOME burned down and the firefighters gave my brother and i teddy bears and wrapped blankets around us for shock!!!!!! fucking christ i hate our father more than anyone on this earth

#haha :) feeling normal abt this! #all i cared about was my brother being safe. thats all. i still remember holding his hand and walking him to the neighbours house #i couldnt see because i left my glasses in the trailer. they put on the little mermaid cartoon for us. i even remember what episode it was #but i genuinely considered leaving my father there and honestly that scares me #honestly i was afraid to wake him up bc i didnt want him to get mad at me. if he got mad at me i would always suffer for it later #milo murmurs #fun fact we lived w someone & his son and his son ended up becoming my cousin when his mom married my uncle #i am so so glad neither or them were home that night #he was so young. im several years older than him & he was so little that he doesnt even remember we lived together #csa vent #tw csa vent #csa tw #also feeling fucked up abt the fact that my father wld put his cigarettes out on me when he was pissed #sometimes i wonder if the fire started because he was smoking smth and passed out while doing it but my brother slept in his room #i feel like they wouldve been much more worse off if the fire started in their room #anyway im pretty sure that the fire was set intentionally bc he had some ties to the wrong ppl #and either they didnt know me & my brother were also there and were only going after our father or they didnt care we were there #to this day even bonfires make me nervous if i can only smell them & cant see them. i hate smelling smth burning & panicking #we live in the country now so its very common for ppl to burn leaves and wood and what have you. its still scary sometimes #i think abt this a lot actually bc any fire still makes me lowkey nervous. less so if i know where/what its coming from but still nervous

[yardsards]

*vigorously shaking a stick at my brain* stop! feeling! nostalgic! about! our! abusers!

#eliot posts #abuse mention #was baking some cookies and remembered how often we used to bake with our dad #how he had the recipe for chocolate chip cookies memorized and he'd try to quiz me on it but i could never remember like him #making all the cookies like twice as big as the recipe called for #both of us almost always forgetting to set a timer #but learning how to tell when they were done by the smell that would waft through the house #telling the same old story about how his mother would always get distracted like that too #but be able to pull stuff out of the oven in the nick of time because ''it smelled done'' even when she was a couple rooms away #and then nearly burning our mouths because we were too impatient to let the cookies cool #similar memories with peanut butter cookies #or with blackberry or peach cobbler made from fruits him and me and my sister picked together out in the woods/field #but y'know. same dude who nearly stabbed me that one time. so that puts a bit of a damper on it‚ eh?

[qwainte]

Some of the bullies formed a garage band:

Trent - lead vocals, bass

Davis - vocals, guitar

Ethan - guitar

Wade - drums

Sometimes they preform at school events because most professional local bands refuse to play at Bullworth.

They don't completely suck but the preformances go as badly as you'd expect them to. More than once Wade stopped mid-song to dive onto someone in the crowd to fight them and one time the rest of his bandmates stopped playing to join him.

#still working on the name #i wrote out a scene where Bif stumbles across them practicing in the music room #and it smells for some reason so he uses his 'zombie abortion' voice line #and ethan or davis is like 'damn why didn't we name our band that?' #bully cce #canis canem edit #bully cce headcanons #trent northwick #davis white #ethan robinson #wade martin #bully scholarship edition #bully se #bully rockstar #cce

[starkey]

so so sad the perfume I’ve been wearing since I was 16 has been discontinued how am I supposed to smell like violets and leather and mountain air

#my mum is genuinely very upset about this because I won’t smell like Me any more #RIP also to my best pal who gets sense memory blasted into our local gay club circa 2014 whenever he smells it #cause when we were young drunk and stupid we used to spend every weekend lounging over each other in that club

[naranjapetrificada]

hello and thank you for sharing that you and your therapist talk about OFMD and how it helps process grief. It's making me feel understood and supported.

I chat with mine about OFMD all the time; she's the only person IRL that I want to share my obsession with, and we talk about the fanfic I (and others) write. Every word of my Ed/Stede is just me plowing through change and pain and existential dread

(This morning we were talking about intersectionality and our ancestors' very different but connected diasporas, our grief for lost identity and connection ... etc. I was telling her how angry I get when Ed is put into fuzzy christian holiday fics as if to have a white xmas/easter/wtfever would be his heart's desire. It erases his essence just so folks who dig those holidays have more tooth-rotting fluff. I love fluff, but I want more honest fluff. Which is why my fluff is really only angst beneath a real tight smile.

Now I'm rambling and don't want to clog your ask box so I'll just say I love your brain and your posts make me think and I'm happy about that. xo

omg thank you, that means so much 🥰

Seriously though, I'm so glad that my howling into the void about existential sadness prompted by blorbos is meaningful or even interesting to anyone besides my therapist, who is at least being paid for his time.

#my therapist would be proud #go ahead and grieve yourself #let's heal together yeah yeah yeah #our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd meta #for the record yes #let's never stop talking about the way whiteness is used in this fandom #as far as i'm concerned #any fan creation that jokes about Ed eating soap #or implies that he doesn't know how to groom himself #or doesn't seem to understand that literacy is a spectrum #can go right in the bin #edward teach born on a beach #is literate #and smells like either jasmine or sandalwood #and maybe he signed with an X on purpose #and it's possible to know how to read without knowing how to write #but I digress

[coquelicoq]

does anybody else say "hay is for horses, cows, and sheep. too bad you're a jackass" when someone yells "hey!" at them or is that another thing my dad made up

#my dad says so many things where i'm just like oh that's normal and then i grow up and lo and behold NO ONE SAYS THAT! #but also sometimes i assume he made it up and he didn't!! #i assumed he made up hitch in my giddy-up and he did not (though i still hold that he uses it nonstandardly (to mean wedgie)) #i wasn't sure about 'can be. sure would!' but that seems to be a him original #he also loooooves malaphors. he likes to pair them: e.g. wake up and smell the roses/stop and smell the coffee #which is cute BUT. he thinks he made them up! like each of them individually but also the concept of malaphors (mixed idioms) 🙄 #though he doesn't call them that. he calls them [his name]isms (because he thinks he made them up) #one time i was trying to figure out if a term my family uses is unique to us or not and i looked it up and got a hit on urban dictionary #so i opened it and IMMEDIATELY COULD TELL THAT HE WROTE THE ENTRY. HE PUT OUR FAMILY WORD IN URBAN DICTIONARY. #katymacky if you're reading this i am REELING over the knowledge that your dad also says jean-claude pennay!!! #WHERE ARE THEY GETTING THAT FROM??? DO THEY SUBSCRIBE TO THE SAME 'DORKY DADS OF THE PNW' MAGAZINE?????? #idioms #or something idek #swears #i guess??? #really struggling with how to index this lol #fun with words #my posts #oh also i almost didn't use the oxford comma for once in my life because the cadence of this has a pause after 'horses' #and then 'cows and sheep' are kind of run together #hay is for HORSES‚ COWS and SHEEP. too bad you're a JACKASS #i actually think in this case this maybe came from my stepmother? because i don't remember him saying it until after he met her #but maybe that's just because she says HEY! a lot more than other people i would have seen him around?

[wowbright]

It never ceases to amaze me how property managers and maintenance people and townhouse owners who are just really bent on getting their basement floor painted in the middle of winter act so shocked SHOCKED I TELL YOU when you mention to them that fumes from oil paints and solvents go through adjoining walls.

#Also the number of people who completely disbelieve it #Not a big fan of those people #at least the guy today agreed to go back into the apartment and open the window to vent the place out into the outdoors #Instead of my apartment #I mean the fumes were already in our apartment #But I was hoping to minimize the amount of new fumes coming in #But it does bring me back to several years ago when the new owners moved in next door and did their winter oil painting or staining project #I went there once and they promised to use exhaust fans #Which they did once and then stopped #It wasn't until the 4th or 5th or 6th time that I knocked on their door and started crying because of course every single time it happened #I would get a migraine #So I'm standing there crying and the guys like #What do you want me to do #Stop working on my house? #Which I think was supposed to be rhetorical but I said yes #Yes if every time you work on your house it's going to smell like that please stop until spring/summer #And he was so shocked that he did actually stop until spring/summer #But those are neighbors don't talk to me anymore #Gpoy

[bpdamandayoung]

y'know what i literally thought i was a corpse but still living and i was recommended by a lovely doctor of psychology to go to a hospital to get the treatment i need but i fucking didn't bc i though a degree in environmental protection is more important than my health - i'm literally repeating the pattern i suffered so much for

#when my therapist told me i'm repeating that pattern i would spontaneously combust #but literally my whole childhood i was told 'if you don't have a fever you have got to school' and i still fucking did it in uni?? #like i felt my organs decay i could smell my flesh rotting and i still though meteorology was more important? bitcg what is wrong with you #and then i told my brother about us fucking doing the same thing our parents told us he just said 'fuck i didn't realize that bc it costed #me less than it costed you' #biting and howling AND maiming #depression and stuff #anyways i've been drinking feel free to ignore me if my posts don't make sense #i'll probably delete this in the morning

[imthatqueerkid]

#crush blogging #hm hm hm hm #i really like my partner <3 #hes a really good kisser hehe #somft #and he smells nice and his hands are warm #and we can go from making out to talking about disney princesses to the complexities of our social circles to bunk beds back to making out #and i adore that about us #we go with the flow :] #*sighs dreamily* #fire boy #from the couch #Spotify

[kellystar321]

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#MY DAD CONTINUES TO BURN FOOD EVERYDAY JFC DAD YOU STUPID MAN #imagine staying up all night leaving the light on while your children are trying to sleep #imagine making KNIFE SHARPENING SOUNDS ALL NIGHT. #IMAGINE BURNING THE 70TH POT OF PUMPKIN THIS MONTH MY GOD YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHT SHUT UP #and he yells at US when we forget something small like where our glasses went or something THIS MAN HAS FORGOTTEN HE'S COOKING SOMETHING. #ON THE STOVE. WITH THE FIRE. HE IS IN THE NEXT ROOM OVER THIS HAS HAPPENED MORE THAN TWENTY TIMES AND IM SICK OF IT #IT SMELLS BURNT AND HES JUST GOING BACK TO HIS STUPID NOISE MAKING SHT #SHUT UP YOU TERRIBLE MAN GO TO HELL #imagine being THIS SHTTY. what a FCKING ASHOLE. #i HATE this man #periodical life updates #i am going back to sleep. fck this man frfr