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kv-central · 6 years

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ThorBruce & FrostIronStrange headcanons

Thanks tumblr for dragging me into one word ot3 on top of my growing obsession with marvel again hageudjjf

Also, these hcs fall in line with an au I guess idk they're not tied to just comics, movies, animated shows etc, (But Hela is their sister because I love that twist lol)

- Thor calls both Loki and Hela for an emergency meeting which is just him figuring out he has a crush on Bruce

- Hela and Loki tease the shit out of him now

- Hela somehow always walks in and ruins the mood when Thor is alone with Bruce

- Loki is somehow always finding an excuse to make Thor see Bruce, but not before making him flustered by bringing up his crush

- Valkyrie doesnt say anything about the crush when Thor tells her, instead just humming in agreement as she continues to make out with her girlfriend as Thor drunkenly spills his feelings out

- His crush is never brought up until one day after Bruce leaves the room she turns to Thor with a shit eating grin and teases him about the embarrassingly honest things he loves about Bruce that he mentioned while drunk

- One night, Tony is throwing a party for everyone and while there, Loki ends up getting wasted and hanging onto Stephen in the corner of the room

- Stephen is trying his best to not laugh as Loki imitates the voices of different members of the Avengers and does stupid voice overs

- Stephen breaks out laughing when he does Hela's voice and aggressively says nice things

- Bruce is in the middle of talking to Thor, Valkyrie and Tony when they hear Loki yell and Hela laughing

- Bruce shrugs when he notices Thor roll his eyes

- Tony, Stephen and Loki are somehow in a relationship and literally no one questions why or how

- Tony teases Bruce about his crush on Thor once day, to which Bruce keeps denying

- Hela is always snickering whenever Bruce is around, and at first he ignored her but now shes literally always there when he visits thor

- Stephen and Loki both share horrified looks when Tony tells them about his lack of care for his hair

- Loki is more horrified that he doesnt use ANY moisturizers

- Loki ends up giving both a spa day while explaining different alien herbs hes using

- Tony is enjoying being pampered while Stephen has to force himself to not roll his eyes everytime Loki rants about self care

- Tony wakes up from a nightmare, Loki is a light sleeper so hes awake instantly and helps him calm down

- Stephen is awake soon as well and helps by telling Tony how to breathe to calm down faster

- Loki has attatchment and trust issues, much to Stephen's dismay

- Tony and Stephen have gotten used to Thor randomly showing up at this point, no longer shocked when he yells out "Brother!" In an urgent tone

- Stephen isnt scared of Hela, but Tony is because she once threatened to stab him and he thought Loki would have his back when he kept teasing Hela. He didnt.

- Hela doesnt mind Bruce, Stephen or Tony. But she especially loves making Tony uncomfortable

- Bruce is venting to Valkyrie about his crush on Thor when Loki walks in and just says "God you're pathetic, just kiss the big dumb oaf already" and walks out

- Bruce looks for help but valkyrie is just shrugging in agreement

- Thor decides to throw a feast in Asgard when Loki mentions bringing Stephen and Tony to their realm

- Bruce is invited of course

- Thor has no idea what 'good' Earth music is and they end up listening to the Shrek soundtrack playing softly in the background

- Loki spends the entire time staring down at his plate and regretting ever telling his brother

- Stephen and Tony just pat his back

- Bruce keeps making eye contact with Hela, who has a look on her face saying 'you tell him to change the music'

- When accidentally in love plays, Loki decides hes done and asks Stephen to open a portal out of there

- Before he leaves he whispers to Thor with a projection 'tell him or I will'

- Hela, who's sitting beside Thor, makes eye contact with Bruce again just as All Star starts playing

- She walks out of the room, a large bottle of liquor in her hands while Valkyrie takes her que to leave

- Bruce and Thor end up confessing to each other

- Loki and Hela thought Thor was insufferable before when he had a crush, but now it was 100x worse

- Tony and Stephen cant stop laughing when they see Thor practising lame pick up lines with Loki

- "Brother, you are already exclusive- why are you bothering with these pr-" 'Loki, you dont understand. I can barely say anything to him without thinking of kis-' "this is disgusting I dont need to know what goes on with you and Bann-' "You tell me all about you, Stark's and Strange's se-"

- "You're both disgustingly embarrassing" -Hela anytime they mention their boyfriends

- Bruce, Nat, Clint, Roger's and Bucky are all out when he ends up spilling the beans about his relationship

- Steve is the first to say something and it's just "..... You do know, that everyone knew you guys had a thing for each other months ago. Right?"

Theres more but I cant think

#thorbruce #thunderscience #frostironstrange #marvel #frostiron #froststrange #ironstrange #mcu

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mcu-headcanons · 6 years

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MCU As Songs Vol. 4: Musical Theatre

Tony Stark: Empty Chairs at Empty Tables - Les Miserables

Steve Rogers: Who I'd Be - Shrek The Musical

Bruce Banner: Giants in the Sky - Into the Woods

Natasha Romanov: You And Me, But Mostly Me - The Book of Mormon

Thor: Gay or European? - Legally Blonde the Musical

Pepper Potts: Tightrope - The Greatest Showman

Bucky Barnes: Story of Tonight - Hamilton

Loki: Never Ever Gettin Rid of Me - Waitress (Solely because of the title)

T'challa: Your Majesties - Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella

Shuri: In My Own Little Corner - Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella

Okoye: Guns and Ships - Hamilton

Valkyrie: Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better - Annie Get Your Gun

Peter Parker: Little People - Les Miserables

Wanda Maximoff: Carrie - Carrie the Musical

Vision: The Squip Song - Be More Chill

Peter Quill: Dancing Through Life - Wicked

Gamora: Castle on a Cloud - Les Miserables

Drax the Destroyer: Blue - Heathers

Rocket Raccoon: Something Bad - Wicked

Ned Leeds: Two Player Game - Be More Chill

Michelle Jones: Beautiful - Heathers

May Parker: Dear Theodosia - Hamilton

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