#IT IS NOT A GIANT SQUARE.

[theminecraftbee]

2ND-5 LOG 0010

Back when I uh - in some hives, they uh, have sayings about beauty, and about function, and I used to listen to those. Things that are functional should be beautiful; things that are beautiful are often in their most functional form. Of course, that'd work better if we could use hexagons, not blocks, but, uh, we've got blocks, so some shapes are...

Uh.

So this is to say that today, I tried to build a windmill.

I've been doing a lot of things lately and it, uh, it paid off! I can now, uh, safely start building machines. Currently I'm crushing tuff; it's the only way I've found to get zinc. To uh. Get zinc... really... really slowly, but uh. It does provide zinc! It does that.

It's not the only thing - I got bad about logging big things. I got magic pots? Uh. Hm. That's phrased - they are magic pots though. I can grow plants I can't even grow with bonemeal in them. They're, uh, handy. For... spore blossoms. And also crops. I don't, uh, have to worry about crops anymore, although the villagers - I don't really want to stop their jobs? They're doing alright. But I get bread from vaults and carrots from a pot now though so I guess I just...

Apples. Uh, I still, from them - apples, I haven't figured out how to... Although, with the saw...

I'll think about it.

And magic torches. I got - they're expensive torches, but when I build them, I can prevent mobs from appearing in whole large areas, light or not! But, uh - I think I broke my mob farm? I have better mob farm tools now anyway, but... Maybe I'll put in real torches, in the new platform I built for making machines on.

I was never - I like machines. I tried to design a squid farm earlier. It didn't work. I also made it out of pumpkins, so it's ugly, so it like, super didn't work. And, uh. Building. I don't... I like exploring. I like what I'm doing. But sometimes I feel like I'm... even for someone borrowing the body I'm using, I'm clumsy. I've always been clumsy. It's always felt like my hands are too big for my eyes, like my arms are too big for my body. I've never been able to... let alone well enough to build.

Things that are beautiful work better. That's a saying in the swarm. Things that are functional are beautiful. That's a saying, too.

I tried to build a windmill today, and it's really ugly.

I, uh...

I try to be nice to myself? I do. I built the temple. The temple is almost done now! I have a totem to each god, now. I don't know if it'll do anything, but, uh... The temple looks nice. It's practically the only thing on the island that does, but...

I try to be nice. Some things, uh, will always be ugly.

I think windmills are one of those things that are supposed to work best when they're beautiful, though, or maybe be beautiful because they work well? Symmetry, and sails, and the wind powering the world. It's windy up here. The windmill was expensive to put together, but it's windy, and I thought...

My windmill is very ugly, though. It's made out of grey wool and it makes me think of a hurricane, except those are almost beautiful too, and this is ugly.

It uh...

Ugly as, uh - ugly as a bear, really, but. It works. It works fine. It works so fine I think later I will try to use it to build a cobblestone generator, and use that to also store sand and gravel. I don't have to worry about those anymore! And, uh, after that, maybe build a copper farm, and after that, I may try to make a steam engine that will power a tree farm, and not have to worry about cutting logs myself again, either, and...

It's funny how much I work to not have to do things myself. But I've always been clumsy. It's easy to tell, looking at the windmill.

Whatever. It doesn't have to be pretty. It works.

[ATTACHED: 2ND-5, wearing the create armor, standing in front of their first contraption. the largest item in the background is an awkward shape made of grey wool, which must be the windmill. A crushing wheel device can also be seen.]

#vh logs #sona stuff #vh talk #...been a little bit since i did one of these updates! #anyway i hope you enjoy my World's Ugliest Windmill #the important thing is that it works! #and that it's like. ALMOST windmill shaped? #like. vaguely the idea of a windmill? #it was originally slightly more windmill shaped but i still had like a stack of wool left to reach max capacity and i was like #welp time to start making new shapes up #and then everything fell apart #IT IS NOT A GIANT SQUARE.

[pilferingapples]

the only Amis who have to Actually Care about their studies are the med students

all the rest are on a sliding scale from 'we don't actually know if they're even in college' to ' actively resisting the college they are enrolled in like they've been dumped behind enemy lines'

they are shit terrible students and that is actually canon

#Marius is a good student. #Marius is square as hell. #this is actually a part of the setup that i think is really hard to graft onto the US modern setting #college is so massively different now #it's expensive there are so many Requirements it's so hostile to like. Life. #why would most of them even be there #being a Good Student has absolutely no correlation with Being Intelligent or Being a Good Person or Overthrowing the Government #and it's less and less of a Given that even middle class kids will attend #so let me tell you about my Amis in Community College/ Community Classes AU--- *is pulled offstage by a giant comedy hook*

[leclercskiesahead]

“We share everything” + whatever Charles was doing

#so maybe they HAVE been sharing that giant white sweater #also they did not answer the question?? like Carlos got distracted by Charles’ hand or whatever #carlos sainz jr #charles leclerc #scuderia ferrari #charlos #c2 #c square #f1 #vegas 2023

[ninadove]

Can we please get the explanation too because that has to be a hell of a piece of creative writing

#Marinette what did you SAY to get him a giant golden statue #miraculous ladybug #adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng #ladybug #bugnoir #bugnoire #love square #gabriel agreste #hawkmoth #monarch #mlb spoilers #ml spoilers #mlb recreation #ml recreation #recreation spoilers #re-creation spoilers

[broadwaydivastournament]

This is who you voted against, by the way.

Hollywood Reporter interview with Patti LuPone - April 3, 2024

#patti lupone #i need this displayed on a times square billboard #no even better i need someone to hang a giant banner from the majestic theatre directly across the street from the st. james

[biohazard-inevitable]

My favorite crochawk art style exaggerations simplified

This is basically what i love most in crocodile or mihawk fanart

#one piece #crochawk #sir crocodile #dracule mihawk #please im dying laughing at this #this was like a 30 second doodle in my brain its not supposed to be good #im WHEEZING #love square as fuck crocodile with giant mouth and tiny eyes #and round boi mihawk with the LARGEST eyes ever #like the blue eyes meme but yellow

[jayswing101]

Fill for G1 - Black Cloaked Envoy on my Guardian Bingo Card!

The base pattern is taken from this daxiushan (大袖衫) pattern. To make this daxiushan (Heipaoshi's Version), I shortened the sleeves a bit, added extra length to the body, added a hood, and added the weird gauzy bits on the back. I also added some cording on the shoulders and the sides of the hood, following the design from the show as closely as I could. You'll also notice a couple decorative bands of black ribbon on the chest and at the waist, as well as a square of skightly different black fabric on the back — these are also embellishments added to follow the model in the drama.

Fabric: raw silk noil, cotton lining in the hood, a silk habotai square, silk gauze, silk ribbons, cotton cording. Entirely handsewn using waxed black linen thread.

#guardian #heipaoshi #guardianbingofest #cosplay #(ish) #fanARTifact #handmade #modified hanfu #this was my first time making anything other than a basic circle/half circle skirt and it was very fun and im very happy with the result #there are places i could for sure improve for next time (and there will be a next time - this is one of the comfiest things I've ever worn) #but for my first time drafting a pattern and sewing anything more complex than a circle skirt #i say this is a job very well done #also the hood was so scary but it was actually pretty simple to make!! it's also GIANT #i could for sure hide a big black cat in there no problem #i am also planning on making the rest of heipaoshi's outfit (belt and little hand guards and all!) #we're posting just the cloak bit and calling that square filled bc i won't have the rest finished before the end of January 😅 #but i keep getting intimidated by the closures on the yuanlingpao im making and then not sewing for months on end so. #jaysart

[junco8]

Beat Side Order today, unlocking Inkopolis Square and-

I LOVE HIM.

HE WEARS A SUIT.

HE'S GOT RAD TATTOOS AND STICKERS ON HIS SHELL.

AND A FUN WATCH AND CUTE GLASSES.

AND A SUITCASE FULL OF TOYS!!!!!

He is now my canon in-game boyfriend and nobody can tell me otherwise.

I even came up with a headcanon for him:

He works as a night guard at a children's hospital, hence the toys. He always gives them to the sick children before bed so that they feel protected.

BUT HE'S THE ONE PROTECTING.

Also, the fun tats are all ideas he received from the kiddos.

Working the night shift can be tiring, so he's dozing off at his favorite coffee shop before heading into work for the night.

Me and my bb. Bless his adorable Isopod heart💙

#big handsome isopod man in inkopolis square #splatoon #splatoon community #inkopolis square #giant isopod #isopod #iso padre

[leclercskiesahead]

Them walking onto the stage

#👍 and 👋 #carlos sainz jr #charles leclerc #the giant Carlos on screen making them look tiny #charlos #c2 #c square #scuderia ferrari #f1 #austin 2023

[hotvampireadjacent]

WHAT IS THE BLUE HOUSE JOKE I DONT GET IT

the house consists of the five and a half minute hallway^1

The HOUSE measures larger on the inside than the outside.

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Originally filmed by WILL NAVIDISON in 20xx

W

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and

Karen Green

Will becomes obessed with the house and

hi s wife grows afraid.

#it's a very interesting book about a fuked up house #it reads very interestingly and a lot of it is litearlly impossible to read #some pages will have like 1 word in giant text #others will have text repeated and copied and most interestingly text will go in every direction like in a square to read #i want to say calling it reading a creepy pasta does it a diservice but it has that kind of feel

[stormywinter42]

Thank You For The Venom on marimba :3

#sorry about the giant black squares I don’t wanna dox myself #mcr #my chemical romance #music #three cheers for sweet revenge #three cheers #emo #marimba #cover #song cover

[flowersbane]

all i’m saying is what the actual fuck

#like what is square’s obsession with making sephiroth such a giant???? #ff7 #ffvii #sephiroth #ever crisis #ff7 ever crisis #ffvii ever crisis #final fantasy 7 #final fantasy vii

[sevennone]

2024 VGK@DAL | playoff suits - light ver. (dark ver.)

#peaky blinders caps are vgk mainstays #adin's giant square suits always remind me of old timey mobsters #vegas golden knights #jack eichel #adin hill #william karlsson #brett howden #knights in suits #vgk@dal #7n:gif

[tj-crochets]

All the quilt blocks are sewn, and now I just need to square them up before I start sewing them together! I normally wouldn’t take a photo at this stage, but I wanted to see if the scrap blocks blended in well with the pattern blocks, and I think I can confidently say they do lol

#sewing #handmade #quilting wip #red and purple ugly quilt wip #that’s the name of the pattern I’m not dissing the quilt #I love it so much!!! looks way better than I expected it to #and it’s absolutely giant compared to my usual quilt #the short edge of this quilt will be 60 inches when it’s done #idk exactly how long the long edge will be until I square up the scrap blocks

[findmeabowlofundertale]

Cleaned up some of those human Gasters (and the one Asteri)

#i love his wiggly mouth #asteri’s face looks a lot more square as a human #probably because she doesn’t have a huge giant mouth she can unhinge #seeker draws #seeker oc #asteri #human gaster #human asteri #seeker gijinkas #⁂ gaster #dingsaster #I only know how to draw busts apparently

[bmpmp3]

the. bunny man from that one fanmade music video for nibyoukan,.

#art #traditional art #watercolour #fanart #nibyoukan #gumi is here too. being scared of giant exploding dinosaurs made of squares (offscreen) #love that song. where is it. hold on lemme find it