#IMMA KICK UR ASS

[collisvng]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD—

@channie-143 I HAVE BARELY BEEN BACK FOR 24 HOURS, STOP BOOPING MEEEJSJSJSJ

#➴collisvng thoughts ✨️ #mooties✨️ #IMMA KICK UR ASS #UR LUCKY UR FAR AWAY AND ILL #IMMA BITE WHEN YOU WHEN I SEE YOU #ISTG

[princessbrunette]

would reader try and seduce bountyhunter!rafe after he’s kidnapped her ☺️ Imma be honest, if a sexy ass man like that took me a way in the middle of the night, the stockholm syndrome would kick in IMMEDIATELY

i think it would be a veryyyyy slow progression. like he’ll be sat infront of you talking to you like in that video, and you’ll kinda have this distant look in your eye as you stare at him, your eyes jumping from his mouth to his hands to his lap, blinking all slow like a cat bc that stockholm syndrome is kinda setting in, realising he’s actually sooo fine :(

and he’s all “fuck you looking at, huh? m’talking to you.” and you blink yourself back into awareness, all guilty looking that you’d even had those thoughts.

i think on a particularly bad day, he’d be super moody and mean to you because things are just going wrong — and because you’re so used to him giving you attention, you actually start to weirdly miss it when he’s just sat in the shady little motel on the couch watching tv all pissed off. he’s shocked to find you shyly sidling up to him and sitting beside him on the couch starting to paw at him n climb all over him like “s’okay rafe. sorry things aren’t going right.” and even he’s like ????? because you’re apologising? when he essentially kidnapped you???

it makes him feel a little guilty and maybe he even shrugs you off a little like “shit, it’s fine — okay, stop. you don’t have to do that.” avoiding your eyes and you just sit back with a pout like “do you not want me anymore? are you gonna take another girl instead?” and it’s then he realises how much he’s messed with ur head……. but he can’t complain bc you’re finally reciprocating his love it seems???

#anon #rafe cameron prompt #bountyhunter!rafe

[milesmolasses]

Mango’s n Kisses (miles morales x black! reader)

l🇯🇲

cute n kinda short

love me some mangos

Miles stood in the Caribbean marketplace as he stared down at the ringing Facetime call.

"hey baby, um how do I know which one is the best one to buy... mhmm.. i-i'm just gonna turn my camera around and you can look at what they got."

the other day you texted Miles during your nail appointment about your craving for mangos, but they weren’t just any mangos, no no no. they were from a market that you used to live by with your mom when you were younger. this used to be your favorite place growing up because it had all your favorite snacks to eat like plantain chips, big foot chips, milo cubes, etc. however, the one thing you miss most about it was their delicious mangos. so sweet, with a hint of sourness, not too big to the point where they looked like they were pumped with chemicals, but big enough to satisfy your tastes.

you don't go back often because the market was in Queens, but you moved down to Brooklyn a while ago. but whenever you do go back, you make sure to grab some of their best-looking mangos to eat on the way home. however, you haven't been back to the market in a while; school was kicking your ass for a while and you didn't have much time to cross over to a whole new borough.

Miles had been dating you for a while now, so naturally you decided to introduce him to what you considered the best place on earth. when you got home with him, he was hooked on the mangos. he went through a good amount of them on his own, which shocked you because you could barely get through one full mango.

"Jesus Miles the mango not goin' nowhere relax-"

that was about two months ago, and since then you unfortunately, haven't gone back. so when Miles shot you a text asking if you wanted him to pick up some mangos from the market, you smiled a smile so big, the hair lady you went to that day had to ask if you were alright.

my stinka <3: i'm in Queens u want mangos?

Y/N: u fr asking me that???🤨🤨

my stinka <3:ntm on me 🙄

Y/N: sorry ily 🫶🏾

my stinka <3: imma head there rn

my stinka <3: wait how many should i get??

Y/N: idk look for a few good ones

Y/N: like 3? i'm getting my hair done rn imma text u later

half way through your hair process, you got a message from a confused miles asking which ones he should get. you were the one who usually chose what mangos to buy and so miles was there in the market, confused on what to buy.

Y/N: idfk i'm not there

my stinka <3: what color should they be???

Y/N: idfk?? if i was there i would tell u

my stinka <3: u don't even know the color?? bffr

Y/N: don't get at me blame urself! at ur big age u don't know what fruit is ripe and what isn't 💀

my stinka <3: smd

Y/N: LMFAOAOAOOO WE FR LIVIN IN A SASSY MAN APOCALYPSE AND YOU ARE LIVING PROOF💀💀💀

my stinka <3: i'm not sassy 😒

my stinka <3: imma call u hol up

you wait a few seconds for the Facetime call from miles to come in until you realized; only the back half of your hair was done. the rest was standing up on your head in a small bun, you thought you looked a hot mess. when the phone started ringing you answered and quickly turned off your camera before it could connect to miles.

his face popped up on the screen and you could see where he was with all the yummy snacks in the background. "hey bae," he said into his headphone mic.

"hey baby"

"where ya face at? turn on the camera"

"mmm, I'm good! show me the mango"

"umm no, you turn on your camera first"

"I'm getting my hair done Miles"

"and? I wanna see your face baby, please?" he whined a bit into the pleading, pouting out his chapped lips.

...yup, you folded. you couldn't deny him when he asked so sweetly. you turned on the camera but didn't show your whole face. the camera was tilted so he could only really see your forehead, but he was satisfied with what he got.

"you gonna show me when it's done?" he questioned.

"of course, now show me the fruit please," you smiled but of course, he couldn't see it.

when he showed you the fruit, he moved the camera around a bit to show you the whole selection. you told Miles to squeeze the mangos you chose and tell you how they felt.

"take the ones that feel soft, but not too soft those are too sweet," you told him as he felt around the few mangos that you told him to pick up.

"aight, thank you amor. call me when you're almost done with your hair so I can pick you up and see you."

"aww you wanna see me stinka butt?" you faced your camera towards your face so he could see the cute downward smile you had on your face.

"yeah, cutie. imma see you later mama," as you heard him call you a cutie, your heart literally fluttered.

"bye stinka.."

I am fully convinced that miles has chapped lips 💀

he’s definitely sassy too. I stand by that

got so much love for him it might be unhealthy

#miles morales #across the spiderverse #miles morales x reader #spiderman miles morales #milesmolasses

[discodreaming]

*i hold out a cup and shake it* please good sir some buggy relationship hcs

characters: buggy the clown x reader

genre: fluff, angst

content warning: buggy may be ooc

he's the type of touch starved who says he's not touch starved only to deeply melt into into you when you touch him

like a gentle graze on his cheek when he's ranting and venting and he's puppy dog eyes as he leans into your touch deeply

his eyes fluttering and staring at you as he takes in the moment

he always snaps out of it if it goes on too long

he always denies wanting to be touched

you most def sit in his lap on that throne of his, just so he can show you off to every single one of his underlings and anyone who 'comes to watch'

dating buggy is gonna be one of ur craziest adventures though i can feel it in my bones

you hear a lot bout the strawhat kid that kicked his ass

you also know a lot of a certain red haired man too

back to him being touchy i wana also say how much he treasures your time together

bonus hc: he likes hearing ur dad jokes

buggy is very much also insecure in the start, but he's still guarded deeper in the relationship

he's scared you might abandon him like everyone else somehow does

you both have a 'clown night' where you guys gossip or even take care of each other's hair

he loves having his hair messed with

it practically turns his brain off when you run fingers through his hair or scratch at his scalp

and vise versa even

LIKE IF YOU SLEEP ON HIS CHEST he's gonna wake up and mess with your hair as he scratches at your scalp and you snuggle closer to him

imma slap on a he most def goes a little nuts in a good way seeing you in his outfits

he did think you were making fun of him at first tho

a/n: @chebullets pspspspspps come here clown fucker pspsppspsp come get your dish psppspspspspspsp

#one piece x reader #one piece headcanons #one piece fluff #one piece #x reader #buggy x you #buggy the clown x reader #captain buggy x reader #buggy x reader #captain buggy #one piece angst #buggy the clown headcanons #clown x clown ship

[saphushia]

Um. I'm not sure if we're close enough mutuals but imma shoot my shot anyways! I will not be angry or sad if you decide not to draw my skin /gen

I'm OstensiblyBreve on NameMC. My playstyle is Trying Their Best™ because I'm very inexperienced gkjhlsf. I have a jellie cat I named Reçeli, but I also like badland clays :} here's a picrew so you can get a better idea of what I think my skin looks like!

ok the picrew is very cool and i actually meant to draw an antler version but forgot ermmm but i am doing this as vibe checking based purely on mc skin and fun facts as if i'm drawing a mcyt blorbo-in-law. and i've vibe checked you as some dude out in the mesa getting their ass kicked but is like chill abt it. like they're bleeding a lot but that's fine it's cool, look at all this clay

✨friends & mutuals send me ur mc skin/mc username and i'll draw it!✨

#ostensiblyfunctional #answers #art

[cinamun]

Man idek Indira playing with hers and Charlie's feelings is exasperating to the extreme, but Charlie's comment annoyed tf outta me alhdakdj calm down boy!!! She already said no and if she's lying to herself she needs to figure it out!!!!

And MAYA MY GIRL WHO HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG EVER IN HER LIFE she deserves so much better than bearing this uncomfortableness because of something NOT HER FAULT @ DJ meet me in the parking lot for an ass-kicking!!!!!!

Godamm I think Maya and Dira need to ditch both boys and learn how to be SINGLE and ALONE (EXTREMELY POSITIVE) for a time, like maybe a girls holiday to a new world or smth and absolutely NO DICK just take ur vibrators and enjoy your own company lsjfkadjskdlsjdskdjskdjsjdjskdieofndjdkskfslfjskd im losing it Cin!!!!!!!

I mean, I *think* Charlie was talking to Jerri about the whole proposal being good luck thing and I bet you anything Hope chimed in because Dira been spilling all the tea to her sister about how thirsty she got this lil boy. But I still kinda ship it so imma be quiet lmfao

Now MAYA?? Sis got a heart of GOLD to still show up for the family of the boy she loves but caught bare-dicked on the living room couch with no-gag-glenda smh

*shakes you* KEEP TOGETHER FRIEND!!!!

Readers we need a plate of wings and a double hennyapple STAT!

#story stuff #!!!

[cokoweee]

IMMA KICK UR ASS U TRAITOR, SLEEP WAS WINNING!!! THAT'S CHEATING!!!! WOW!!!!!

Cant hear you over the sound of me drinking my pregame coffee

#asks and replies #hi Bluu #you’re gunna get your own tag lol

[disneyanddisneyships]

Eli is literally so big but clare is still gonna be like "Treat my daughter right or imma kick ur ass 😊"

and she could

[devilishdelights]

I would love to know what you have on your mammon playlist👀👀 I have one any maybe they’re song I’m using for projecting but 90% of it was from one playlist on yt that is gone now but I liked it the most

yoooo yeah I can do that!! I’d just put the link for the whole playlist here but for privacy reasons imma just link the songs, so this’ll be a big ass post under the cut lol

These are also songs just based on vibes and not based on what i think he'd listen to, maybe he'd listen to some (i feel like he'd listen to lady gaga... but i could also be delusional.)

Bills, Bills, Bills - Destiny's Child

Beautiful, Dirty, Rich - Lady Gaga

Money Honey - Lady Gaga

Poker Face - Lady Gaga

Rich Girl - Gwen Stefani, Eve

XS - Rina Sawayama

The Bidding - Tally Hall

Dead Inside - Younger Hunger

I feel like these are just self-explainable by the lyrics lol, and they're fun to listen to!!

Think I'm In Love - Beck

I'm Not In Love - Kelsey Lu

I Think I Love You - The Patridge Family (I feel like this could fit Belphie too)

Somethin' Stupid- Frank & Nancy Sinatra

Tsundere shit or whatever that dude has going on with MC in the beginning! (so many with the words love in it awe <3)

I Can't Think of Anybody But U - Vista Kicks

Put Your Money On Me - Arcade Fire

Nervous - K.Flay

Gold - MARINA

Midas Touch - Child Of the Parish

Sweet Talk - Saint Motel (this is just how he feels if your MC hates his ass. hes insane. it's also just a fun song)

Tongue Tied - Grouplove

Sweet - Cigarettes After Sex

Baby I'm Yours - Arctic Monkeys

Snake Charmer - Saint Motel

Late Night Talking - Harry Styles (looook omg..... i don't listen to it often. i apologize for liking it. but the lyrics get stuck in my head :[!!!)

I Like You (A Happier Song) - Post Malone, Doja Cat

Whipped!Mammon songs lol

Baby Blue - Martina Topley-Bird

Arms Tonite - Mother Mother (C'monnn.. cmonnnnn. you know why!!!)

No.1 Party anthem - Arctic Monkeys (juuust added this one. I've decided to twist it into my vision. kinda tsundere mc too? could be both their POVs but i like using it as MC's and Mammon is the girl in the song)

MC perspective kinda!! but they can also apply to the other songs. its really just a mammonxmc playlist tbh but these are like specifically ones in MC's POV

Take on me - a-ha

Trouble - cage the elephant

Lucky strike - Maroon 5

Fluorescent Adolescent - Arctic Monkeys

Suck it and See - Arctic Monkeys

These ones are just kinda random that are in there without a real explanation lol

Im baring my soul here 4 u all by exposing my music.... i also bolded my favorites (in reference to his character and MC). sorry for making this shit a hassle if u do wanna add these songs to ur playlist, if u don't wanna go through this shit link by link just DM and i'll send you the link to my playlist. I'd just rather not have my user out in the open lol </3

Some of these may be considered a stretch... but they work in my mind!! like u said. projecting!! I'm twisting it to fit my vision and all that. A lot of these songs are gendered, which like, I can't do anything about it, and it's not based on that, it's purely based on vibes/how much it relates to the character(s)!

#obey me #obey me playlist #obey me mammon #ALSO LIKE. GIVE ME SONGS!!!! bc these are all just from songs I know/what i like to listen to #im sorry for the harry styles... i know hes like weird or something. (thats all i know) and maroon 5? ive got no explanation for that. #might be typos here and there im not checking LMAO but apologies if sooooo hehe <3 #ahhh and also these are all spotify links im sorry if you use youtube!! i just grabbed the links directly from my playlist to put here #ask #anon

[aceontheline]

FUCK DEPRESSION

*runs up and and gives you a big squeeze,some water,and food*

IMMA GO KICK DEPRESSIONS ASS @gender-not-found-404-ao3 IS COMING WITH ME RAHHHH

*runs away with Eve,six bats,and a flamethrower*

But yeah lots of hugs m8 depression is awful and i really hope you are doing ok,lots of hugs and good vibes ur way <3/p

Awwwww- My heart <3

I don't know how you'll actually go forth and FIGHT my depression, but sure XD

You're so sweet though. Thank you 🥺I love y'all 🥰/p

#answered ask #i needed this #thank you

[milesworld96]

Pt 2 of me freaking the fuck out

OMG SHINSUKE HAIIII❤️❤️❤️

Oh my Shinsuke😳

I desperately need him to murder a mf rn

OMG CANDICE PROMO

HAIHAIHAIHAIHAIAHIAHIAHIAHAIHAI GRILIE😍😍😍😍😍😍

OMG INDI SPOTTING WSG GIRLIEE💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

Wsg Xia☺️☺️

XIA WTTFFFFF NOOOOOOOOOO

CANDICE NOOOOOOOOOO☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

XIA WHAT THE FUCK😭😭😭😭

Canidice girl NOO💔💔 I hope that this is a fake out and she didn’t actually get hurt

SAMIJEY SIGHTING

JEY NO DO NOT FUCKING TAGTEAM W CODY, STAY SINGLES RIGHT THE FUCK NOW I SWEAR

STOP MENTIONING RHEA

RHEA & JEY ISNNOT FUCKING HAPPENING

YALLS WILL NOT GET IT OVER

DREWWWWWWW

Bisexual lighting

Oh god I got chills, literal chills

THIS SHIT GOT MY SO HYPED

DREW

Fuck that pandemic dawg

THE KEEP MAKING THESE DOPE ASS PROMOS FOR SETHS OPPONENTS AND THEN THEY ALWAYS LOSE

PLEASE SETH TAKE THIS FUCKING L AND LET DREW WIN

I NEED IT PLEASE

OMG ZOEY PROMO, I AM SO EXCITED TO SEE HER FIGHT

IM ONLY LOOKING FLRWARD TO THE MATCH 4 RHEA ZOEY AND RAQUEL💪💪💪

LIKE THEY MY BADASS MFS

BASZLER IS OKAY BUT SHE AINT MY FAV

AND HONESTLY FUCK NIA

BROOOOO I HAVE SETHS GLASSES SAVED TO MY AMAZIN WISHLIST LMFAOO💀💀💀

Can’t wait to see Seth serve cunt on crown jewel again

Nah but Seth right tho, sorry Drew☹️💔

OMG JD HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI

DAM HE RAG DOLLING HIS ASS AROUND😭😭😭😭‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

This match is SERVING

GOD DAMN JD FUCKING LAUNCHED OVER😭😭😭 bros head bounced like a basketball

GIRL SETH RELLLAAAAXXXXXX😭😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

LMFAAAOOO THE JD SIGN, DONT DONHIM LIK E THAT HE JUST GOT A SQUARE HEAD😭😭🙏🙏‼️‼️‼️

DAMIEN

DAMIEN

DAMIEN

HAIHIAHIUIAHIAHAIAHAIHIAHIAHIAHAI

Damn why he get on JD like that when pinning😧😧

Nah but he fucking killed bro fr😭😭😭😢😢😢

Drew wins against Seth, and Damien fakes out on it and cashes in on Roman + Drew joins jd🥺🥺 (/j)

LMFAAAOOOOOOOO CHELSEA AND PIPER😭😭😭😭 NOT THE HART FOUNDATION

girl Natalya how r you gonna do the most bland ass costume yet? DO BETTER😤😤

OMG BECKY HAAI (I like her now again now that she lost☺️)

If Chelsea doesn’t win imma be pissed

LMAO THE PIE IMMEDIATELY💀💀💀💀

NAH SHE TRYNA DROWN CHELSEA😨😨

Seeing the camera crew on tv is so funny to me, because they just sitting against the Barricade

GIRL NIKKI 😭😭

THE CANDY CORN🤯🤯🤯 this is so hardcore, you’re so right Michael

WHOPPERS😍😍😍😍 (sorry I love them don’t judge me)

AAAAAA I WAS RIGHT CHELSEA WONNNNNNNNNNN

THEY ARE THE MOMENT

The punisher…Damien Priest….Frank Castle….I need someone to do Damien as Frank Castle or reverse bc WHAT why did I never think of this

HIIII SAMI😊😊😊😊🫶🫶🫶

Nah Damien fucking DIPPED

He ain’t want none of Sami’s bs😭😭

LMFAAOOO DAMIEN💀

Hire El Generico

YEAH THATS RIGHT ITS DAMIENS OLD MOVE

OMG JEYYYYYYY HII GIRL

Old man yaoi vs Sad cat eyes yaoi

NOOOOO WHY YOU GOTTA STOP THE MATCH JEY IT WAS SO GOOD

Yo wsg Cody

Cody should cut the hoodie holes lower yknow like like like appeal to your audience bro

And Jey WHAT HAPPENED TO UR CROPTOPS💔💔💔

THANK YOU 4 SAVING HIM JD

HELLUVA KICK OMFG

JD IS FUCKING DEAD

uh uh don’t like that

DIDNT EVEN BREAK THE TABLE

table strong asf

Sami hugging Cody to get him to brutalize Jd again

GIRL WHY ISNT THE TABLE BREAKING😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Cody fucking going crazy dawg

Sorry Cody I love your ass buut…. Gotta stick w my favorite old goth man

#shinsuke nakamura #candice lerae #indi hartwell #xia li #sami zayn #jey uso #cody rhodes #rhea ripley #drew mcintyre #seth rollins #jd mcdonagh #dominik mysterio #damien priest #the judgement day #natalya wwe #chelsea green #piper niven #el generico #wwe #wwe monday night raw

[hongjoongland]

~ 🏵️ COMFORT. PLACE~ |K. HJ. FLUFF|¬

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genre:fluff&cinginess

pairing: kim×hongjoong&fem.reader××

warnings: none...just a lot fluff that'll melt ur heart<3

A/n: This is my first fiction. Hope you'll like that. This one is for those days when you dont feel most confident and happy... Love y'all<3*

A song:

I don't know what happened to me... just a few hours ago i was so happy and was dancing around the house but after seeing on tiktok those girl that look so beautiful it made me feel so sad...

I tought about it that much that my anxiety kicked in and the only thing that i needed to do was to cry. I cried my eyes out. I felt so... Empty so worthless i just felt like nothing. So i stoop up from the sofa and went to our room. And by our room i meant I have a fiancé. And he proposed to me like 2 months ago but thats another story. He is a producer and a songwriter. He also has a group that he produces and makes song with. He usually comes home latelly. Really overworked and sleepy. But altrough he is tired he always gives me attention. Always stays up with me to watch film together or smth. He never misses our anniversary NEVER. Hes the most caring boyfriend i've ever had. Im so thankful for him. He always made me feel so safe a d comfortable. Hes my comfort place.

Time passed by and i was showering because i felt like shit and i felt the need to wash my self up but uselessly i kept feeling the same way. I started to cry while i was showering. I stepped out of shower and dried myself up. I stood infront of a big mirror that we have in bathroom (dont ask me why is there a big ass mirror in a bathroom thx<3) and look in it. i was looking at all my inperfecions and those bad spots on my body. I was fat, have alot of strech mark all over my tights and on my belly, arms. Plus there is a lot of hair everywhere...

"I hate myself" as i started tearing up again. I started to dress up and then I went downstairs to find some kind of food that I'll be eating to cushion the pain.

It was really late and I was just watching some shows on Netflix when I heard someone opening the front door and it was my fiancé. He came in all sleepy with no signs of life. I guess it was a hard day for him too. But he immadientally changed his mood when he saw you laying on the couch. He was all happy and he just went straight into ur arms.

"Hi baby, how was ur day?" I asked him . He was laying now comfortably in ur arms breathing ur scent " hmmm could be better. It was hard day but now I'm happy that I see you and that I'm with you." he said calmly. "what about you hun?" " Well..." you said as you breathed out heavily. "Something didn't went right. Right?" He looked in ur eyes like he already knew the truth. He knows you very well. "Well... hongjoong you know me very well..and I gotta ask you one thing. Do you really think I'm pretty ?" You said unsurelly cause you knew that he will get mad, and thats not good thing. " Babe how many times do I have to tell you this? If ur not gonna get it then I'm gonna repeat myself on and on again. YOU.ARE.SO.DAMN.BEAUTIFUL.! No one is more beautiful like you no one. If I got a challenge where they ask me to choose between you or other women I would always choose YOU ! BECAUSE I LOVE ONLY YOU . babe don't go on any diet or anything because I can't imagine a kilogram of you body going away. I love your body I love your stretch marks I love all your perfect imperfections. You're my aphrodite. You're just as goddess as her. that's the only woman I can compare you to. Don't ever think about your body in this way, because people don't actually understand how much beautiful are you. Okay? And if it's not gonna work on you either...then imma have to punish you.This is your last warning "

"okay captain. Thank you for being here with me. What did I do in my past life to deserve you. I think I was Jesus " at this statement both of you were laughing. " Now my beautiful Rose, I think we should go to sleep it's very late" He said as he kissed your head and then your nose and as he slowly got up he kissed your hand and lift you up in bridal style to carries you to yall shared bed to sleep.

The rest of the night he was making sure he held you really close to him. He is really your ❤️comfort place💞

A/N: thank you for reading I Hope you enjoyed. And don't forget to love yourself❤️ Also Im taking any recommendations. So if you got something help me out please. 🙏 XOXO❤️

#hongjoong fluff #hongjoong #kim hongjoong #ateez fic #ateez imagines #ateez x reader #fluffateez #ateez fluff #ateez ff #boyfriendhj #Spotify

[daisynik7]

ty for ur reblog currently sobbing rn ur so sweet 😞❤️ imma read ur ino fic we can share his goofy ass AKSJSKSJ 😭

omg thank YOU for sharing such a work of art with us! ♥️ I'm still kicking my feet over it, it's so sweet and so cute, perfect for our ino! I'm excited to see you around the dash and read more of your works! hope you're having an amazing day/night where you are ✨

#my lovely naj #lovely moots

[2truehearts]

life isn’t treating me like complete garbage, yet. but.. farming a set for lyney has been a pain! 💔 i missed you too, though! how have you been?? i’m actually stuck at school as i’m typing this and completely ignoring my work bc someone’s trying to copy me 😾 might as well just do it when i get home 🫶🏼

BUT OMG LOOK. CUTIES ❤️

imma kick life's non existent ass when it does n save u (alongside lyney but he was only ur emotional support okay) GL BABE ✊‼️ HGSJKDSJKDS FARMING SETS IS SO HARD PLEASEE i die every time i get a def main stat w double crit <//3 AAAAA i'm doing good !! school n some classmates r asses tho but majority r rlly good people n good stuff happens every once in a while so !! can't complain LMAO. ALSO AAAWWWWWW THEY'RE SO ADORABLE N HUGGABLE WHATT ☹️🫶💕

#the melusines (is that the right spelling) r sooo cute i would DIE to hold hands w one (or hold paws . ??) #purple pink and waning blue skies #🌤 #IM SWINGING A CHAIR AT THE PERSON TRYNA COPY U BABE istg those people r shit like . u have eyes n a brain don't u? so pls js use it to look #-- at ur own work n THINK GOODNESS LORD 😭😭😭

[ncteez]

ATEEZ: WOULD YOU RATHER (nsfw)

tagged by @nateezfics

1. make out with yeosang or dry hump yunho?

— dry hump yunho. bc why wouldn’t i do that???? look at him, he’s just asking to be humped on

2. give mingi a lap dance or have wooyoung do a sexy dance for you?

— have wooyoung do a sexy dance. mostly bc there is no way i’d do a lap dance for mingi, id just be like, throating him instantly. plus, the idea of wooyoung being all...slutty...

3. tease san under the table at dinner or jongho tease you under the table?

— jongho tease me under the table. i will not explain my answer.

4. give hickeys to yeosang or get hickeys from seonghwa?

— get hickies from seonghwa. me n yeosang are wayyyyy too similar so i think we would just end up fist fighting. also i want seonghwa to rail me so...

5. praise hongjoong or receive body worship from yunho?

— praise hongjoong. why wouldn’t i? i know this man gets off on praise too, like there’s no way he doesn’t. 

6. blindfold mingi or be blindfolded by san?

— blindfold mingi. PLEASE. LET. ME. DO. THIS.

7. sexting with wooyoung or send dirty snaps to seonghwa?

— send dirty snaps to seonghwa. only bc i want him to send some back with the sound on full volume.

8. choke yeosang or be choked by jongho?

— choke yeosang. hello fellow gemini, it’s time to SUFFER

9. pull hongjoong’s hair or yunho pull your hair?

— pull hongjoong’s hair. im imaining it rn and i just know his eyebrows would do that thing they do when he’s being super sexy on stages. 

10. tie up wooyoung or jongho tie you up?

— tie up wooyoung. can i gag him too tho?

11. beg for seonghwa or mingi beg for you?

— mingi beg for me. *sweats hornily* 

12. ride jongho’s thigh or sit on san’s face?

— ride jongho’s thigh. HAVE YOU SEEN THE THIGHS ON THAT MAN????? i’d suffocate san, probably break his neck by accident too w my fatass. 

13. dirty talk with seonghwa or mingi?

— why would you ask me this? BOTH. AND BOTH WOULD BE V DRASTICALLY DIFFERENT.

14. spank wooyoung or hongjoong?

— spank wooyoung. he fucking deserves it.

15. get spanked by jongho or yunho?

— get spanked by jongho. fr he’s the only man who could dom me.

16. deny san his orgasm or seonghwa deny you yours?

— deny san. i like when he suffers bc he looks pretty. seonghwa would have me writing a damn sue of slide note if he did that to me.

17. have yeosang as a master or hongjoong as a pet?

— hongjoong as a pet. will feed him well and give him cute blankets to cuddle up in and rest. (i will also rail him into oblivion)

18. touch yourself and make yunho watch or mingi touch himself and make you watch?

— MINGI. MINGI MAKE ME WATCH. *DISSOLVES INTO NOTHING*

19. call hongjoong ‘daddy’ or seonghwa call you ‘mommy’?

— seonghwa call me mommy. yes. thank you. no further comment.

20. receive aftercare from san or give aftercare to wooyoung?

— give aftercare to wooyoung. i might wanna kick his ass but imma eat it and clean him up first.

21. skype sex with hongjoong or phone sex with yeosang?

— skype sex with hongjoong. bye i thought about it.

22. one night stand with mingi or friends with benefits with wooyoung?

— one night stand with mingi. he will come back to me i promise. 

23. studio sex with hongjoong or practice room sex with yunho?

— studio sex with hongjoong. make beats of ur balls slapping me idc pls it’ll be a hit i promise ill vote this time hongjoong pLEASE

24. receive nudes from seonghwa or a sexy video from san?

— nudes from seonghwa. i....i just think his nudes would be so violently artistic, and pretty, and ethereal??

25. cowgirl position with jongho or doggystyle position with yeosang?

— cowgirl with jongho. SLAP MY ASS BIG BOI

26. hot tub sex with mingi or shower sex with yunho?

— hot tub sex with mingi. almost got a uti waiting in the vip line to see them where i couldn’t pee for like 10 hours. and i’d do it again via hot tub sex with my fucking husband song mingi, thank you.

27. give oral to yeosang or receive oral from san?

— receive oral from san. 

28. seonghwa cum in your mouth or wooyoung cum on your face?

— seonghwa cum in my mouth. SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS!

29. car sex with san or sex under the stars with yeosang?

— under the stars with yeosang. im fucking pagan what else would i pick???

30. take mingi’s virginity or yunho take yours?

— take mingis virginity. do yall even know who i am? OBV THIS IS WHAT I’D PICK. KDSFJKSDHFJKDSHFJDKS HE WOULD BE SO SOFT AND CLUMSY AND LAZY, BUT ALSO TRY SO HARD AT THE SAME TIME. jesus, imagine his FACE when he bottoms out :( his soft plush lips falling open and his eyes squinting from the feeling? i’d die for him.

31. library sex with wooyoung or movie theatre handjob with yeosang?

— library sex. we getting kicked out bc that’s one loud bitch, i’ll tell ya what.

32. lazy morning sex with yunho or late night sex with jongho?

— late night sex with jongho. i want jongho, bye

33. wear a collar for seonghwa or san wear a collar for you?

— wear a collar for seonghwa. honestly bc i know he would give me like the prettiest, sparkliest collar known to man and call me cute with it on

34. rough sex with hongjoong or romantic sex with jongho?

— rough sex with hongjoong. like yes take all ur stress out on me tiny angry man.

35. receive anal from seonghwa or give anal to mingi?

— give anal to mingi. legs on my shoulders bby boi, lets go

36. suck on yunho’s fingers or san suck on your fingers?

— suck on yunho’s fingers. :| have yall seen that man’s hands?

37. wall sex with jongho or mirror sex with wooyoung?

— wall sex with jongho. i will go on a diet rn so he can hold me up do not FUCK WITH ME

38. hongjoong finger you or give yeosang a handjob?

— hongjoong fingers. 

39. overstimulate mingi or be overstimulated by wooyoung?

— overstimulate mingi. don’t make me start talking about it, ill write a whole drabble right here, right now.

40. woosan threesome or seongjoong threesome?

— seongjoong. except it’s just me watching them pet each other for an hour before im like “yall should makeout”

i’m calling on ✨ @yeosdarling , @peach-gummy, @huiranghaes-backup, @domjaehyun (if u wanna) and who ever else ?????

#that was fun #[hon talks]

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