#I'm ways happy to spread the brainrot

[overanalysingfandoms]

More Scarian/Third Life Robin Hood AU

I've figured out the Royal Court

Let's start with the most obvious,

King Mumbo

He's currently the King of the Kingdom (I haven't named it yet, suggestions are welcome)

He's away at war

He's Ren's older brother and Grian's cousin

He's a good king, if a bit bumbling sometimes, and is loved by his people

He left Ren in charge until he gets back

He's Aroace so won't produce an heir making Ren the next in line

Speaking of Ren...

Prince Ren/The Red King

Ren is next in line to the throne and will get it when Mumbo dies

He is Mumbo's younger brother and Grian's cousin

He is in charge while Mumbo is away

He is a bit of a tyrant who always thinks he's right and wants everything done his way

He absolutely despises Good Times and wants him arrested as quick as possible

He is very protective of his family and friends

He lives in Dogwarts Castle

Ren calls himself the 'Red King' to show his authority until Mumbo is back, his court has been unaffectionately nicknamed the 'Red Army' because of this, Ren just rolled with it

The Resistance is hoping to either reform him or have him give up his claim to the throne

Ren is dating his closest advisor Martyn

Martyn/The King's Hand

Martyn is partners with Prince Ren

He is also his closest adviser and has been given the title of the 'King's Hand'

Ren also made him the Sherriff of Crastle village, the small town just outside Dogwarts Castle and he is in charge of catching Good Times

Martyn is extremely protective of his partner Ren and doesn't fully trust anyone else

He's very suspicious, especially of Grian as he sees the way he has interacted with Good Times and is unfortunately very insightful, this is a great source of worry for Scar

Prince Grian

Grian is cousins with the King and Prince, Mumbo and Ren

He is third in line for the throne which is what earns him the title of 'Prince'

It also means that Ren has him near constantly surrounded with guards because he will be king if anything happens to Ren which makes him cautious about Grian

Grian fully resents this and is trying to give his very tired guards the slip at all times, he actually has a lower number of guards than he used to thanks to the amount he's made to resign due to being an absolute menace

He is against Ren's ideas and jumps at the chance to help the Resistance and he definitely isn't even the tiniest bit influenced by how extremely attractive Good Times is, no, not at all, he has no idea what you're talking about

Grian is on Ren's council and pretends to support him, only pushing back slightly and rarely outright opposing him

He acts as a spy for the resistance, giving them as much information as he can and doing his best to help if any of them get caught along with his two ladies in waiting, Pearl (who he grew up with, they're like siblings) and Lizzie (a noble woman and 'ex-fiancé' of Joel, an old friend of his who defected from the Red Army and joined the Resistance)

He is head over heals for Scar and won't admit is despite being constantly teased about it

Grian is childhood friends with Pearl, Joel and Jimmy

He is also trans and everyone supports him, no misgendering in my AUs

He is still almost always wearing a skirt, he just likes them and trans Grian in a skirt is just so perfect lol

Pearl and Lizzie

Both of them are Prince Grian's ladies in waiting

Pearl and Grian grew up together and are practically siblings, they live eachother and are very protective of the other

Lizzie is the 'ex-fiancé' of Joel, a lord who betrayed the Red Army and joined the Resistance, in reality they are still together but Lizzie has to pretend to have broken off the engagement in order to stay in the Royal Court

Both of them work alongside Grian to spy for the Resistance and help them out wherever they can

Impulse

Impulse is the castle craftsman/blacksmith, he basically makes all of their weapons

While he is fairly loyal to Ren, but is more loyal to the villagers and will put them before Ren if it comes to it

He sometimes creates weapons for the villagers and if he knows that some of those might go to the Resistance? That's no-one's business but his

He is on Ren's Council due to his skills in weaponry

Impulse is best friends for Bdubs, when he was just starting out as a craftsman he made them matching clocks

Etho

Etho is the Head of Ren's guard

He is known for being silent but extremely intelligent and deadly when he needs to be, he doesn't often say much at council meetings but when he does it's always with good insight

He is the most loyal to Ren aside from Martyn

He is childhood friends with Bdubs, Skizz and Tango

Etho is married to a villiager from Crastle named Bdubs and, though they live separately, it's a very happy marriage

Skizz

Skizz is one of Ren's closest guards

He is fiercely loyal and will protect the king at all costs which is what has led him to being on Ren's Council

He absolutely loathes Good Times and will often take lead in trying to take him down, especially if Martyn is busy

Skizz is determined and will follow orders at all costs

He will run to Ren's side to protect him at any sign of danger, he is almost like a bodyguard to him but not quite

He's very jovial around friends but brutal with his enemies

Skizz is childhood friends with Bdubs Etho and Tango

BigB

BigB is a particularly wise noble staying at Dogwarts who is loyal to Ren's cause

He will often give good advice to Ren and is one of his most valued advisers because of this

He gets on well with Prince Grian and will often agree with him on not acting too hastily and trying to protect the villagers in plans to take down Good Times

He doesn't agree with the Resistance but sometimes think they have a point, however, he is very against how they get it across

BigB gets on well with Prince Grian but is unaware that he is a spy

So, there you have it, the Royal family and the King's Court

#oh my god that took so long #but I'm really happy with this #I'm enjoying making this au so much #if you bothered to read through all of this then I love you so much thank you #I am just absolutely brainrotting this so much right now #feel free to add your own thoughts and opinions or to come chat to me about the au #I'm ways happy to spread the brainrot #scarian robin hood au #third life robin hood au #grian #scar #gtws #goodtimeswithscar #rendog #the red king #scarian #desert duo #third life #martyn inthelittlewood #dogwarts #treebark #mumbo jumbo #pearlescentmoon #ldshadowlady #impulse #bigb #skizzleman #etho #aroace mumbo agenda #impulsesv

[snake-eyes-11]

📱- ooc; Me picking characters to write like...

#🎲 out of luck (ooc) #[Hello! Happy New Year! I'm not dead; just lurking xD #I've mostly been writing on Discord lately when I'm not fighting my way through Alan Wake or Control on PS4 #(which have given me severe brainrot). I hope everyone is okay over here! I might attempt some stuff here soon; we'll see. #My muse for Oogie is fine as normal but it's just...very quiet here atm] #🎲 spreading nightmares (on mobile)

[daegall]

☆ macrocosm

➷ in which Luke would send you the sun and every asteroid, and you'd send him the moon and the stars.

pairing: Luke Castellan x daughter of Apollo!reader

genre: hurt comfort, fluff, slight angst, established relationship!AU

warnings: one tiny injury, some cheesiness, and um issues with parents? also reader is implied to be female!!

word count: 1.2k words

a/n: hi all!!! my first time (and probably last LOL) time writing anything pjo :000 unless my brainrot gets bigger, i think this is the only thing i will only release, I hope you all enjoy and I'm sorry if I made any mistakes!! dont hesitate to tell me if i did or if i forgot to add a warning ^^ have a great day and merry late christmas!!!

Luke Castellan is a great source of your happiness.

Whether it be bringing you a small snack while you work endlessly in the infirmary, or sitting there with you, waiting for you to finally be free of work to finally have a chat with you, with the biggest smile on his lips.

Or it could be from how he always strives to protect you, jumping right in the middle of an attack during capture the flag.

"I can handle myself, Luke." You'd tell him.

He believes you. Every bit of his being believes you. You're amazing with a sword, even more with a bow. Yet something in him pushes him to shield you from any form of danger.

Even when you feel the need to be annoyed at him, in the slightest. His sheepish, almost apologetic smile he gives you pulls at your heartstrings, like a magnet. To be honest, you'd surrender your entire being for him, you'd send him the moon and the stars if he asked you to. You just love him too much.

However, Luke Castellan is also sometimes (never) a pain in your ass.

Such as now, as he once again, shoots you a sheepish smile as he shows up at the entrance of the infirmary.

"What are you doing here?" You question him instantly. Although you have a rough scrunch in your eyebrows, and your arms are crossed, Luke knows you like the back of his hand.

The way your fingers fiddle lightly with the loose string of your orange T-shirt shows how you're genuinely worried, and there's just the slightest curl at your lips that he catches.

Luke pouts at you. You ought to punch him at how cute he looks.

"What? Am I not allowed to visit my favorite girl?"

You scoff, but don't distance yourself from him when he walks forward to wrap his arms around your waist. "Not when I'm pretty sure you have counselor duties,"

Warmth spreads through you, a familiar, nostalgic one. Such as a warm home, or a campfire, it ripples through your soul and body, as Luke's fingertips caress you gently.

"I got hurt," He replies simply.

As expected, his words cause you to pull away almost immediately, your hands cupping around his cheeks softly, as you tilt his head to check every surface of his skin.

Although Luke hates making you worry, he adores the way you care for him.

With a sly smirk, Luke raises his index finger slowly, watching as your eyes trail from his own, to his hand, and finally, the small cut on his finger.

In an instant, you push Luke away playfully, huffing in relief. "You idiot! I thought you were hurt!"

"But you don't understand," He sighs dramatically. Your lips curl up from his overexaggerated sad expression, holding a hand to his heart. "how much my heart hurts when I'm away from you,"

With a roll of your eyes, you step away from your boyfriend, walking to the other side of the infirmary to grab a bandaid. Luke follows you, as if a magnet, watching and admiring your every move.

He watches as you unwrap the bandaid, adores you as you wrap it around his finger carefully, and if he could, he would praise you as you place a small kiss on top of it. Praise you more than he's ever praised to his father, or any other god.

"Better?"

And when he looks in your eyes, he sees his whole universe. Doesn't matter if he's a human, or half god, or if the whole mystical world existed in the universe. As long as it had you, he knew he'd yearn for it for eternity.

And suddenly, there's a flicker. Luke doesn't know how he notices it, not when it's there for only the slightest moment, but he doesn't care.

You're sad.

Another great thing about your great boyfriend, he loves to comfort you.

His fingers caress lightly at the skin of your cheek, frowning worriedly. "Are you okay?"

You're surprised at his attention to the smallest details, confusion evident on your face. "How did you—"

"—I just know, baby," He chuckles. "now tell me, are you okay?"

You can't explain it. But you try, for Luke. You'd do anything for him.

"My dad," You start. This time, it's Luke's heartstrings that are pulled dangerously at. He knows how complicated your relationship with your dad is—hell, everyone at camp has a complicated relationship with their God parent!

Luke's thumb strokes your cheek dearly, urging you to continue.

"He... visited my sibling? I guess? I mean, not directly but, yeah,"

You are a person who's strong, who's always put together, even more so when you have to take care of people every day. Seeing you so... hurt, so vulnerable and weak, Luke wants to curse at Apollo himself, but knows better. He's not worth it. You, however, Luke will stay and wait forever for.

"He visited my brother in a dream. They had a whole conversation, caught up, and I'm happy for him, I am! I just—" You can't keep your lip from wobbling, your heart shaking just at the thought of what your brother had told the whole cabin just this morning.

They were all happy, so were you, asking him countless questions and eager to know how their father is doing, but you can't help but feel jealous.

Luke nods in understanding as you tell him this.

"I mean, he visits my brother, has a whole conversation with him all night in his dream... and he can barely spare a single word for me? What, not even a sign the he cares, that he's here?"

And when tears cascade down your cheek, Luke wants to destroy Olympus with his own bare hands. Maybe for another day, for now, he'll coo and bring you into his embrace, stroking at your back affectionately.

"It's okay baby, it's just me. Let it all out,"

Pent up stress from the week, added with your jealousy and confusion results in a full sob into your lover's shoulder, as he mumbles sweet nothings into your ear.

"I've got you, and I'm not going anywhere."

Your soul cleanses from the hatred and envy, replaced with the love and care that Luke provides, feeling safety and solace in his embrace alone.

"I'm sorry for burdening you like this,"

Luke's heart nearly physically cracks at your words, even more at your defeated eyes peering up at him.

He shakes his head, pressing a sweet kiss to your temple. "Don't be sorry, baby," He mumbles, before pressing another kiss to your cheeks, pecking away your tears. "you could never burden me."

Finally, immense joy and love resonates through you, as it radiates off Luke and onto you, like the sun shines its rays onto earth, you feel complete with him.

"Thank you," You breathe out, staring into Luke's eyes with the most gratitude and love. And once again, he sees those eyes. The eyes that hold his universe, the eyes he'd yearn for forever. And when he leans down to connect your lips in a soft, loving kiss, he knows he will yearn them forever.

You'd send the moon and all the stars his way.

Luke would go to hell and back for you, he'd destroy Olympus for you. He'd be your sun and every asteroid, and you his moon and stars. Together, you'd have your own little universe, just for the two of you. Doesn't matter if you're human, or demigod, as long as he has you, and you have him, it'll forever be complete.

#luke castellan imagines #pjo series #luke castellan #luke pjo #luke castellan x reader #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #luke pjo x reader #pjo x reader #pjo tv show #percy jackson x reader #luke castellan fluff

[hisui-dreamer]

wouldn't mind

Pairing: Floyd Leech x gn!reader

Synopsis: Floyd hated monotony, but you always seemed to bring him a spark of excitement

Tags: fluff, drabble, Floyd calls you shrimpy, reader can bake, bot proofread

Word count: 924

Notes: Floyd brainrot overtook me, so here's a fic inspired by the song I Wouldn't Mind by He is We. This fic can be read as a sister fic to this, bc they both explore how I view the Leech twins in love hehe

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Strolling down the dimly lit corridor, Floyd's mind meandered to find anything interesting in sight. He noticed the lanterns hanging above him casting eerie shadows on the walls, the scuffed floor tiles beneath his feet, the distant echoes of chatter in the hallways.

Yet, it all seemed so mundane.

His tendency to get bored easily was like a flame flickering in the wind, dancing erratically from one distraction to another. Just as quickly as his interest was ignited, it could be snuffed out, leaving him searching for the next flicker to capture his attention. Like a fleeting gust of wind, Floyd's enthusiasm could be intense and exhilarating, but just as quickly as it came, it could dissipate, leaving him restless and yearning for more intrigue.

However, amidst the dull surroundings, there was one person who consistently held Floyd's interest—his beloved Shrimpy. You were his treasure, the rare gem he had stumbled upon, and yet held his fascination. He had a propensity to cling to you, afraid of losing the one thing that made his world feel alive. He would get jealous easily, his mood swinging from adoration to possessiveness in the blink of an eye. He couldn't bear the thought of anyone taking you away from him, his possessiveness like a whirlpool in the stormy sea, pulling you closer to him, refusing to let you drift away.

But despite his possessiveness, Floyd's love for you was also tender and sincere. Like a fragile flower, he would shower you with affection, nurturing your relationship with care. He would hold you close, whispering sweet nothings in your ear, and cherishing every moment spent with you. Your presence was like a magnet, pulling him towards you with an irresistible force. He couldn't shake the memory of your smile, the way you made him feel alive even in the most ordinary moments. Your laughter echoed in his ears, and the warmth of your touch lingered on his skin. You were the one thing that never lost its shine, the one person who could hold his attention for more than just a fleeting moment.

With a sudden change in mood, Floyd's steps quickened, his heart pounding in anticipation as the need to see you consumed him. As he turned the corner, he caught sight of you and a wide grin spread across his face. His heart skipped a beat, and his mood instantly shifted from agitation to excitement as he rushed towards you, pulling you into a tight embrace, unable to hold back his overwhelming emotions. He revelled in your presence, his senses filled with the familiar scent that comforted him like nothing else.

"Shrimpy~ I missed you," Floyd said in his usual laid-back manner, though his voice carried a hint of enthusiasm that he couldn't hide. He ran a hand through his messy hair, suddenly feeling self-conscious under your gaze, yet unable to wipe the wide grin off his face. "What are you up to?"

You smiled gently, your eyes lighting up in response to Floyd's affectionate greeting. Just the sight of you happy to see him sent a surge of happiness through him, and he felt a sense of comfort and belonging wash over him. "Just heading to the kitchen to grab a snack," you replied, closing the distance between you. "What about you?"

Floyd shrugged, trying to play it cool, but the butterflies in his stomach betrayed his true emotions. "I dunno, I'm bored," he pouted, knowing that you would understand him, as you always did.

You chuckled, reaching out to ruffle his hair affectionately, a gesture that never failed to make Floyd's heart swell with love as he leaned into your touch. "Well, maybe I can help with that," you said playfully, knowing just how to lift his spirits. "I’m planning to bake some cookies. Care to join me?"

Floyd's eyes lit up at the mention of your cookies, and he couldn't resist the temptation. "Aha~ You’re the best Shrimpy! Let's go!" he laughed, feeling a renewed sense of fervour bubbling up inside him.

Floyd's hand tugged eagerly at yours as you walked towards the kitchen together. The mere prospect of spending time with you had a way of lighting up his world, infusing even the most unremarkable moments with a sense of magic. The realization hit him like a bolt of lightning—he didn't find the thought of spending the rest of his life with you boring at all. In fact, it felt right, like an enticing adventure he was excited to embark on.

Compelled by the sudden burst of energy, Floyd pulled you into his arms, holding you close as if afraid to let go. He took a deep breath, and in a rare moment of raw sincerity, he whispered, "Ya know what? I wouldn't mind spendin’ the rest of my life squeezin’ ya."

You blinked at him, taken aback by his words. Reaching out to squeeze his hand, you looked firmly into his eyes. "I wouldn't mind that either," you replied, your voice filled with warmth and affection.

He broke into a wide grin, unable to contain his excitement. "Shrimpy~ I love you!" he exclaimed as he planted a sweet peck on your forehead. "Now, let's go! I wanna eat!" he beamed, his mood shifting once again.

Floyd Leech was a paradox, a mix of excitement and uncertainty, of intensity and insecurity. His love was a rollercoaster that left you breathless, but also made you feel alive in a way you had never experienced before.

And you wouldn’t have it any other way.

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#twstnexus #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland floyd #floyd leech #floyd leech x reader #disney twisted wonderland

[saphushia]

The Deuce propaganda is working . I just got the books and the manga by Boichi XD On my way to make fanart of him and Ace (thank you for feeding the brainrot)

YYESSSSSS!! i'm so happy. spreading the good word of my lame babygirl! i hope you enjoy reading them!! here's an acedeu as celebration <3

#looking forward to deuce art btw OvO #one piece #answers #charliethechandelure #acedeu #art #fanart #portgas d ace #masked deuce #deuce one piece

[glitteryapricotranchbiscuit]

♡ Imagine Thoma sending you very lewd pic's ♡

!● warnings: gn!reader, modern AU, slight yandere!thoma, smut but not very smut, probably a bit fluff?, weird relationship, kinda NSFW🔞 no minors or I’ll eat u alive

Note: I had this brainrot for some time now in my mind, I'm happy to have finally wrote it 🥵💞 Also, fun fact, I did commission an artitst for Thoma doing a selfie (not lewd) but this was the idea which came into my mind ~

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What can I say? You and Thoma had a very interesting relationship going. Everyone on the campus knew it. It was very obvious from the beginning.

The way he looks at you when you're trying the best to concentrate on the lecture. Your furrowd eyebrows, the little nibbles inside your mouth which he notices right away... just everything makes this man's heart melt with so much love for you.

But he also love to do to make your head spin harder. After finding out your number he has send you some very lewd pictures of him while you are with friends minding your own business. He was standing in front of the mirror. Showing off his abs, his hand under his pant almost letting you see his crotch. Usually he would send you some before asking so you can hide your phone from others to look at and blush very hard when you do receive the best nudes from him. Thoma always send you different position of him, almost naked and needy for you. A surprise which led to a very interesting relationship with him. It was as if he made you his.

Well, this time Thoma and you were going out with some friends to a new bar. They told you guys this one is especially good since there was a special program going on every week. Something about a cute little dude singing songs, but you did not pay much attention. Since both of you didn't had much time to be together, all the college stress is a wall between you guys, it was a perfect opportunity for Thoma to send you some new nudes of him while the both of you were out together with friends. This time it was more provocative than his usual pictures. On the picture he sat down on a chair, spread legs, completely naked. Only one hand covering up his member. A cheeky grin was covering his face. Thoma adored when he saw you were trying to hide your cute blush. And if the nude was even better, he did noticed your trembling voice, after one of your friends asked if everything was okay. So pretty and cute just for him~

Occasionally you also would send him some lewd pictures of yourself. Making him blush while he was trying to lecture younger students. Just one second he looked at his phone after seeing your message, oh boy, his head would turn into a red tomato, trying to hide his blush with a chuckle. Pretending not to have seen the most beautiful person alive. ♡

#genshin smut #genshin impact smut #genshin x reader #fem!reader #malewife thoma #thoma x reader #genshin thoma #thoma smut

[bubba-draws]

Hello, could I ask you for some Radiant Vessel Hollow AU stuff? What's the general lore behind that, how did those two end up as they did and just general brainrot on the idea?

Anon this is the best birthday present ever bc i've been thinking about this au for a while now AND I WANNA TALK ABOUT IT AAAA

SO pretty much the au was born from the idea of "Wouldn't it be fucked up if Hollow ended up joining Radi?" partial inspiration comes from this song as well!

(There's a bunch of subtitles in different languages but I'm going with the english one)

To summarize, after years of fighting Radi inside their mind prison, Radi changes tactics and attempts to make Hollow join her, she promises to give them all that was taken from them, the life they deserved

Hollow doesn't fall right away of course, they try to ignore her, fight her, but after years of the same dance and song they start getting tired, no matter how hard they try Radi is never fully gone when they fight, their void not strong enough to rip her apart, and being the only one with them (The dreamers are also in Hollow's mind prison, but they're not anywhere nearby these two) they can't help but lean on her company

The closest thing I could get to describe their relationship at this point is an odd sense of solidarity, in a way both of them were done wrong by the same guy, and while it does take a lot for Hollow to understand this, deep down they knew there was a bit of resentment towards PK, one that grows in intensity the more these two spend together, and it erupts when they succumb to Radi and she turns them into a vessel for her

It's kinda like what Grimm and the Nightmare heart has going on (or at least the general HC most people got) Hollow made a deal with Radi, she will lend her powers and energy to Hollow for them to call anytime they want, to go back so she can see the world through their eyes (disclaimer: not all the time btw ASHFJKAS just when its necessary/Hollow calls her) there's no cycle of rebirth or anything here though, she's also no longer limited to Hollow's mind, she can see the whole Dream Realm now

So yeah, once Hollow is used to their new powers (and body, they got some changes in appearance) they take down the dreamers, escape the black egg, their presence making the infection spread like a wildfire and take down PK :3 (WL escaped, the knights... yeah they dont make it)

There's still some ideas I gotta clean up after this point, but I talked about this with some people and got the idea that yeah, Hollow does take over Hallownest and its people, everyone is infected to some degree? makes them more agreeable to what's going on but its not enough to make them feral anymore, some of the bugs that got modifications through the infection stay like that and while still a bit volatile, they can think enough to understand things

As for their relationship??? It's odd as fuck KJHSDFJKAH there's nothing romantic, that's for sure, it is definetely more similat to a Lord and their subordinate, but theyre like??? very close?? almost familial, when there's no job to do or Hollow needs reassurance Radi becomes the closest thing to a motherly figure they could get (Even if WL loved them there was no way she couldve shown them that) but its not enough for them to call each other family

as for the game events it would completely change, Ghost would arrive to a completely different Hallownest, where everyone is happy and nice, but the more u progress the game u realize shit's fucked up, Hornet is there as well and she came back to Hallownest to seek revenge for her mother

As to what happens to the abyss and pile of dead siblings, i'm still a bit unsure, part of me thinks Hollow wouldnt want to get rid of it but part of me knows Radi wouldnt let them have it open or even go in there, while still void the light she bestowed upon them would present a threat for the shades living there

and that's most of what I got! I still need to think of other things, but if u guys got other questions or ideas I would love love LOVE to hear them!! :D

have a quick doodle of them :3

#bubba speaks #radiance vessel au #hollow knight #the hollow knight #pure vessel #bubba doods

[battybrownboo]

hi! batjokes ask- what’s your thoughts on control freak Bruce and the way Joker just goes along with it most of the time, like it’s something he understands that Bruce just NEEDS, like in deadly duo…truly the dynamic of all time fr

also your fics are so wonderful and absolutely threw me right back into batjokes brainrot so tysm!

Aww thank you! I'm so glad my writing is contributing to the brainrot, I'm but one soldier spreading the batjokes agenda.

He's not Bruce/ Batman if he's not controlling, especially as it pertains to his loved ones and his cause. It's what makes him the world's greatest detective and the world's worst lover/ parent/ family member. Always thinking he knows what's best for everyone, that his way THE ONLY way because he's the most compentent (often he is but at what cost buddy, isolating yourself from people who care about you yadda yadda yadda). I love when Joker shows he just gets Bruce's neuroticisms, and finds them endearing and frustrating.

Not alot of people can challenge Joker or put him in his place the way Bruce can. Joker, the masochist that he is, loves to see Bats assert that control over him (even if he often fails).

Oh man Deadly Duo. It's great cause Joker was really just happy to play sidekick for a day. He was certainly cooperative during the gimp mask scene.

I don't think Joker always goes along with Bruce's controlling ways (after all his existence is in direct challenge to that control because Joker refuses to change or yield to Batman's morals) but when he does, he sure does look adorable doing it:

As someone who especially enjoys established relationship batjokes, Bruce's inability to let go of control is something that could be a tasty little source of drama between him and Joker. We get plenty of examples with that in his relationship with Selina but it's extra juicy with batjokes. Joker having to manage Bruce's little moods and paranoia and lack of trust and neither of them really able to compromise for each other. It's messy and fun to imagine.

#asks #batjokes #i have chronic brain mush i feel so bad at explaining batjokes outside of fanfiction so i hope this made sense lol

[sublimecatgalaxy]

i have serious negan brainrot and i know you’ll indulge in my thoughts bc we share the same brain🥰 could you please write something about reader being the only one who’s nice to and taking care of negan while he’s locked up? maybe you could incorporate negan and judith’s relationship bc they’re just the cutest 🥺

DUHHHH I'm so happy you're this far in the series lmao

"Morning sunshine." Negan grins as he repeatedly tosses a ball into the air, sending me a sassy smile from across the dim room.

"You seem awfully chipper today." I snort, sliding his breakfast under the cell and he groans loudly as he sits up. He sends me a shameless shrug as I slide down the wall beside his cell, wrapping my arms around my knees as I watch him inspect his breakfast.

"Get to see my best girl." He winks, taking a bite of his toast with a quiet, pleased groan.

"You mean your only girl- your only friend." I tease, watching his brows lift in offense, his hand reaching up to rest over his heart.

"Ouch sweetheart." The name hits me like a punch to the gut but in the best ways, the butterflies in my stomach flipping and churning over a simple name. "Does Judith count as a friend?" He asks, mouth full of food and I giggle, reaching up to slap a hand over my mouth.

"That's pretty sad, Negan." I mutter with a knowing nod, watching a tired look pass through his expression, a boyish grin sliding across his lips.

"Not my fault the only two people I haven't pissed off are a ten year old with way too many questions and a woman who's way outta my league." I try my best to ignore his flirting but I'm not good at it. My whole body temperature increases by at least thirty degrees and my lip tucks between my teeth. He watches me carefully, gaging my reaction before his eyes flutter back down to his breakfast.

"Hate to break it to you but it's not that hard to be out of your league, buddy." He gasps at my choice of language, eyes squinting at me with a pained grin.

"Buddy- Christ on a cracker, Y/n. You're killing me here." He pleads, elbows resting on his knees as he looks down at me with a teasing look, his tongue sweeping out to wet his chapped lips.

"You told me once to always be honest with you."

"Yeah and I always knew you'd shoot straight with me but I never thought you'd be a bully." He laughs, his soft, adoring grin conveying the opposite tone than his attitude.

"You love it." I whisper, the flirtatious, inviting words escaping me before I can stop them but he just gives me a knowing shrug in return.

"I kind of do."

"Am I interrupting something?" My head snaps to the door to see Judith standing in the doorway with a confused look, her brows furrowed tightly as she looks between Negan and I. There are at least six books in her tiny arms, presumably to spark ideas for the many questions she has to pester Negan with.

"Now you have both of your friends in the same place, Negan- how does it feel?" I gasp, waving Judith over to me as she tosses her books down beside me, sliding down between me and the cell.

"Jude, cover your ears, I'm gonna start swearing." Negan warns.

"He's grumpy today." Judith whispers to me, her eyes not leaving Negan for one second as a smirk spreads across her lips. She knows she can get away with almost anything in Negan's presence- she can say whatever she wants, ask anything she wants, and tease him till he's red in the face.

There's a certain soft spot in Negan's heart for the sassy girl; maybe because he knows the shit she's been through, maybe it's because he's known every one of her family members who have died and he feels a sense of responsibility to tell her about them. He's never opened up to me on why he feels so protective over her but I assume it stems from him wanting to finally do right by someone.

"I wasn't annoyed before she showed up, I'd like that noted." Negan adds and Judith giggles, looking to me with a teasing look before looking back at Negan who gazes softly at her.

"Well, Negan, if it makes you feel any better, I was told that when someone picks on you, it means they like you." Negan's eyes snap to me almost instantly as the implication leaves Judith's mouth, my lips parting in quiet shock at how right she is.

"Who told you that?" He asks, not taking his eyes off of me for one second.

"Rosita." I bury my head in my hands at her answer, my chest rumbling with a pained chuckle, realizing that I'll have to talk to Rosita and tell her to stop giving Judith men advice or else I'm going to pay for it.

"She's probably right." Negan shrugs and Judith's eyes light up at his validation. Her head snaps to look at me, almost looking to me to confirm it too but if I confirm it, I'll be confirming Negan's suspicions in regards to my feelings for him. "Got anything to say?" He asks me with a shit eating grin and I just shrug, keeping my mouth shut. "Judith Grimes, you did the impossible. You got Y/n here to shut her mouth." I tilt my head at him with a pointed, annoyed look that only gets a wink in return from Negan.

"You guys are the worst." I huff but Judith is quick to toss her hands up in the air in surrender.

"I did nothing."

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[mari-lair]

How many times will you bring insanity (rare pairs/"crackships") into the world, opening my virgin eyes to a whole new universe (the brainrot) I was so readily unprepared for and drag me down into the depths of hell where I can make sense of those twisted visions too???/lh/pos

Seriously, I never knew I needed Teruaoikane in my life. I never knew how fun Natsukane could be. They both make so much sense when you share your thoughts. So much so that I can't stop thinking about them either. You have opened my eyes time and time again and by GOD I cannot close them. Please tell us more about your ideas op

iughyoiuguyfgtuft thank you! Spreading my madness is a passion of mine, I'm happy you appreciate it Anon.

Here are some crumbs of terukaneaoi and natsukane!

terukaneaoi first:

When Teru says he wants to date the Aois, that's what he means, he has minimal experience with friendships and zero with romance, is all new and exciting and interesting. Aoikane on the other hand are very serious about romance, if they accept to date someone is because they expect a lifelong love, a marriage, which has always been more connected to politics than love to Teru. So when Teru accepts dating them, he is unaware he proposed/accepted their proposal.

Aoi can't do her hair well with her numb hand, and Teru is the one to always offer to help, usually giving her twin tails like he does with Tiara and other simple styles. Akane is the one Aoi goes to when she wants something fancy, cause he spends hours learning and perfecting complicated hairstyles for her.

Teru likes to call every hang-out a date, cause it gives him an excuse to dress up, and he rarely gets opportunities to use his nice yet very unprofessional clothes.

They are all weak to combo attacks. If Aoi and Teru want the same thing, Akane will cave in, if Akane and Teru want the same thing Aoi will cave in, and if Akane and Aoi want the same thing Teru will cave in.

Aoi has problems saying "I love you", it feels too heavy no matter how many times it's said to her, or how confident she is that her feelings are returned. She finds it easier to say "We love you"

Natsukane:

Natsuhiko would be stuck in one-sided pining hell for a while and be completely caught off guard when Akane started getting attached. Akane won't even notice his behavior is changing, but Natsuhiko is VERY aware Akane's dismissive "shut up, get out of my sign" turn into him rolling his eyes but actually paying attention to everything he says, and making fun of pickup lines from months ago or teh way Akane doesn't react when Natsuhiko wraps an arm around his shoulder or act clingy either. Natsuhiko is very visibly delighted and emboldened by this.

Natsuhiko is okay with a lot of things frowned upon, like trespassing, flirting with many people at once, hurting people, drinking alcohool underage, and such. He tries to be a 'cool bad guy' to impress Akane but he just gets disgust for his efforts, which turns into worried lectures once they are closer and Akane start caring about his well being

Natsuhiko thinks they are dating way before they are actually dating.

Natsuhiko is very self-centered, his 'perfect' dates and romantic gestures involve things he personally likes and he rarely thinks about his date preferences, but he is not picky about affection, he loves being loved and spoiled above it all. So he'll be shocked when Akane want to go somewhere he knows Natsuhiko loves, absolutely smitten about it.

#terukaneaoi #natsukane #tbhk #I love you anon #idk why it took me so long to reply but i was very happy when i got your ask :D

[geekgirl750-writes]

Random Headcanons for the Scream (1996) Group

A/N Okay so I know I've been promising a bunch of fics and they will be coming...eventually. But right now I have major Scream brainrot so here are some of my headcanons for the characters

Warnings: swearing, mentions of sex, Billy & Stu being misogynistic, mentions of bullying, mentions of cheating, brief mention of alcohol, mention of murder/canon typical violence in Scream

Billy is the oldest and Randy is the youngest

More specifically the birth order goes Billy, Tatum, Sidney, Stu & then Randy

Billy & Tatum's birthdays are both in September and are two weeks apart

Sidney's birthday is in November

Stu's birthday is in late March because in my mind there is no way that man is not an Aries

Randy's birthday is only about a month after Stu's, but Stu uses any chance he gets to bring up the fact that Randy is the "baby" of the group to piss him off

For example:

Stu cuts off Randy during one of his rants about how the sinners are always punished in horror movies because, "What do you know about the sex rules in horror movies, anyways huh?! You're such a virgin, I bet you have wet dreams about Jamie Lee's breasts" Stu chuckles, blowing air in Randy's ear.

"Shut up!" Randy argues back, he feels a blush spread across his face and up to his ears.

"Aww look Billy, the baby's blushing. It is true!" Stu laughs louder.

"I'm not a baby! Your birthday is only 3 weeks before mine!" Randy pouts.

"Whatever you say, baby" Stu sticks his tongue out at Randy, devolving into a fit of laughter at his expense.

Randy has autism (I feel like this one isn't even up for debate)

Stu has ADHD and dyslexia

Tatum isn't a natural blonde:

Her real hair color is a shade of brown slightly lighter than Sidney's. She started dying her hair during junior year because she wanted to stand out more

Speaking of hair dying, Stu definitely bleached his hair sophomore year (think Tim Laflour from Senseless) just to piss off his parents

I wouldn't say Tatum is boy crazy but I think she definitely likes knowing that she can hold a man's attention

I feel like Stu and Tatum haven't been dating that long, having only gotten together about 6-8 months before the start of Scream

I also think Stu is Tatum's first real relationship

I feel like Sidney and Casey Becker would have been besties if they had gotten the chance to get closer

Tatum was always secretly a little insecure whenever Casey got brought up but if she had really gotten to know her they would've been friendly too.

I think Stu used to tell Tatum lies about Casey/ Casey & his relationship to make Tatum jealous on purpose

Literally if it wasn't for Stu then Sidney, Tatum and Casey would've been such an iconic girl group

I think in terms of distance Randy and Tatum live closest to each other, their houses are only a few blocks away from each other near the center of town

Billy also lives close to the center but heading the opposite direction from Tatum and Randy

Sidney's house is closet to Stu's with the two of them living on the outskirts of town in the more rural area.

Group hangouts & movie nights are usually at Stu's place because his house has the most space and his parents are rarely home

Occasionally Randy will host movie nights at his house but not as often as Stu because whenever the group hangs out at Randy's, Martha wants to be included

And while Randy loves his sister, they can't really watch slasher movies and drink beer with a kid hanging around

I think before Maureen was murdered the gang would hang out at Sidney's house a lot too

But after she died, Sidney found it hard to have company over because it reminded her of all the memories she had of her mom, like her baking cookies for Sid & her friends, or all the times she had begged her mom to let Tatum sleep over on a school night, and now it was too painful to try and create new happy memories in the house since she was gone

Billy always preferred hanging out at Stu's as he was finding it harder and harder to be at the Prescott's house

Each time he walked through the door he could feel his blood boiling thinking about what was going on between Sidney's mother and his father & how much of a slut Maureen was

Okay so I've found myself struggling to figure out how Randy ended up in that friend group

Because for me I think Sidney and Tatum have been best friends for forever, having been friends since the 1st grade

Stu and Billy have also been friends a long time, meeting each other in the 3rd grade when Billy's family moved to Woodsboro and the two instantly clicked.

But Randy... he feels like a bit of an outsider compared to the other boys and I doubt him and Tatum would have been friends first if it wasn't for the fact they already had mutual friends

I think Sidney was the one to introduce Randy to the group:

Like it's the 7th grade and Sidney and Tatum are a school dance (I'm imagining something like the Snow Ball from Stranger Things) and this group of popular guys come running up to them snickering being like "Our friend has a crush on you! This guy wants to ask you out... we're totally like his best friends." And Sidney can tell something is up

She sees the group of boys gesturing to this geeky looking kid sitting by himself all awkward on the bleachers and instantly knows that he's the butt of some practical joke.

"He wants to make out with you! He told me himself!" The leader of the group laughs pointing at Sidney.

"Leave us alone you creeps!" Tatum yells back, pulling her and Sidney away from the boys before they take off laughing.

And then Sidney is just standing there looking at this poor kid alone on the bleachers and before she can stop herself, she's walking over to him

Tatum is just watching her like girl wtf are you doing?!

Sidney sits down beside him and introduces herself

Needless to say Randy is shocked, like why is this cute girl talking to him of all people!?

"Hey I'm sorry those guys are such jerks! Would you like to dance with my friend and me?" Sidney asks pointing to Tatum

And then it's literally love at first sight for Randy.

Randy spends the rest of the night dancing and talking with the girls and Sidney starts to realize maybe this kid isn't all that weird and annoying after all

After the dance, Sidney and Randy start saying hi to each other in the halls or occasionally eating lunch together until it grows into a fully formed friendship

Also just because Tatum wasn't super open to Randy in the beginning doesn't mean that they're not besties now

Because they are!

I see Tatum and Randy being big time gossip buddies

Like Randy is obviously really nerdy so I see him as being the type of guy other people don't really pay attention to

Which means the more popular students will be gossiping right in front of him like he's not even there and Randy's holding on to every single word

Like one time he was sitting in the library only pretending to type up his English essay because the two girls next to him were whispering about how Christina from his biology class had not only gotten knocked up over summer break but how her boyfriend might not be the father because "Casey like totally saw her sneaking upstairs with this scary-looking guy at Steve Orth's 4th of July party"

And Randy is sitting there feeling like his head is going to explode if he doesn't immediately run and share this news with Tatum so the two can swap theories on who the mystery guy is

Stu likes to gossip too but Tatum is selective with what she tells him because he's a blabbermouth and will spread the stories all over school

I feel like the friendship as we see it in the opening of Scream didn't happen right away

Like usually it was just Billy & Stu hanging out and then Sidney & Tatum, or Randy and the girls hanging out separately

It was until freshman year that the 5 of them all started hanging out as one big group as Billy and Sidney got closer

Randy didn't want to admit it to the girls but I think he was happy at first to have some guy friends around

Although tbh Billy and Stu are more like his frenemies at best with how much they like to abuse and tease him

I like to headcanon that Randy was raised by a single mom, with his dad walking on the family when Randy was 8, leaving his mom to take care of him and Martha by herself

Because of this I think Randy can struggle a bit with his masculinity sometimes

I think before the murders he used to look to Billy and Stu as sort of guides on how to be "manly"

But as he got older, like during junior/early senior year, he started to see just how much of misogynistic jerks the two were

I think Randy is closer to Stu than Billy

Like during the rare moments where Stu isn't making fun of him they actually have similar interests in terms of movies and will chat about that

I don't think Randy ever really liked Billy as he always saw him as a sort of competition for Sidney's affection

But I feel like he tried to make an effort to get along with Billy until the start of their junior year:

Billy's mom had left him and his dad under mysterious circumstances a week before the start of the new school year & Billy had been acting a little more off than usual

Randy feeling empathetic towards him and remembering what it was like when his dad left tried to start a conversation with Billy about it:

"Hey, Billy I know we've never been as close as you and Stu but if you want to talk about y'know... your mom" Randy trailed off, glancing at Billy over the door to his locker, Billy's face unreadable. "Look I remember when my dad left I-"

Before Randy could finish his sentence, Billy grabbed him by the shirt collar, shoving him harshly into the wall of lockers.

"Listen shithead! Your father ran off with his cum dump slut of a secretary," Billy sneered his face inches from Randy's, a look of anger in his eyes that Randy had never seen before. "Don't try and fucking act like you understand any of this."

Billy let go slamming him back into the lockers and storming off, leaving Randy scared and speechless.

Billy gave Randy a half assed apology later that day during lunch, saying all the stress at home was getting to him and urged Randy to keep the whole situation between the two of them

Randy agreed but never truly forgave Billy and lost all trust in him after that

Lastly, this might be controversial but I feel like the queer relationship between Stu and Billy was one sided

Like Stu definitely had a crush on Billy

And Billy liked Stu because he was "different" and "understood him", but his feelings towards Stu weren't as strong as Stu's were for him

I kinda feel like Billy used Stu's crush to manipulate him a bit

Like Stu definitely went along with the murders of his own accord because he's sick and twisted and thought they were fun

But I think Billy sold him on this lie of how the pair would be the two sole survivors and they would go on to create a sequel

While Billy cared for Stu, he wouldn't hesitate to kill him if it meant he could get away with his plan as revenge was always what was most important to him

And one thing about Stu is that guy has a big mouth

He could barely go one day without not so subtly bragging about how he and Billy murdered Casey and Steve

I doubt Billy expected him to be able to keep the whole events of the Woodsboro murders a secret for very long

Which is why I think Billy cut him a little too deeply in the kitchen scene on purpose

Stu was just his muscle and lap dog to help him carry out his big plan

Billy always saw himself as the lone "final girl" in his revenge plot so Stu bleeding out from his wounds wouldn't have been that big of an issue to him

#headcanon #scream headcannons #scream 1996 headcanons #woodsboro #scream franchise #scream #scream 1 #scream 1996 #stu x billy #gay #horror movies #wes craven #90s movies #stu macher #billy loomis #tatum riley #sidney prescott #randy meeks #neve campbell #matthew lillard #jamie kennedy #rose mcgowan #skeet ulrich #martha meeks #heather matarazzo #maureen prescott #scream movie

[petrichorade]

Hii :D I just wanted to say I LOVE ADORE CRY SCREAM over your Ratiomei art. I love them both sm I wanna swallow them sjsjsksk

But I'm kinda new to the Ratiomei corner of the fandom, and I'm afraid I don't know much about the ship. So I would really appreciate it if you tell me why you ship them and what made you ship them. Or what lore made you ship them. ANYTHING! Lmao just give me more Ratiomei food 😞😞❤❤❤

Awwwww thank you so much for the compliment! And glad that you asked actually! I will answer your question as an excuse to spread the brainrot 😈😈😈

Kind of going chronological starting from here:

They were first introduced when Honkai Star Rail is still in 1.4 version if I remember correctly! 1.6 version Drip Marketing happened on October 31th 2023 11:00 A.M (GMT+7) at that time, and the 5 star Character that were revealed being Ruan Mei (Ice-Harmony) for the first half and Dr.Ratio (Imaginary-The Hunt) for the second half. It's pretty cute that Hoyo dropped them only 5 minutes apart (Xueyi, the 4-star as well though, after Ratio) since they usually postpone 2nd half 5-star for a day or two. This is their early drip marketing banner that some of you are familiar with!

But I really haven't start seeing things here, I love them both as their individual selves and crying a little because I want them both so bad but they literally gonna be released right after Argenti, who's been on my warp list for long long time ever since I saw his leaks ^____T (I'm an F2P Player, and still until now, so yeah)

// long story short, I receive a happy ending by attaining the 3 of them with extreme grinding + Ratio ended up being free :D //

Also I saw some of their gameplay leaks, some beta players weirdly likes to put them together in a team? Makes me goes '...hm?' But I haven't manage to see stuffs yet.

Then it all starts with THIS TRAILER. It was revealed here that there will be a new region being unlocked on Herta Space Station and it's turns out to be Ruan Mei's workspace, the Seclusion Zone. It's all cool until I realized Dr. Ratio were being placed in the SAME AREA.

I compare this trailer to previous character trailers, and literally can sense something.

Taking Imbibitor Lunae and Fu Xuan's trailer for example; them both being in the same planet (Xianzhou Luofu) but their character's animation were taken in different place, Dan Heng IL on Scalegorge Waterscape, while Fu Xuan on the Divinition Commission. Yet both Ruan Mei and Ratio's animation, not only took place in Herta Space Station, specifically the SECLUSION ZONE itself, not other places. I'm starting to lost my shit there, because I'm assuming SOMETHING goes on BETWEEN THEM if they were at the very same place.

Also I'm not sure how it this happens, I might just randomly came up with ship name myself and just search 'ruantio' on Twitter and SURPRISE SURPRISE? THE SHIP EXIST? And starting there I'm finding out they were often being referred as RatioMei instead!

The brainrot being so pure, I'm starting to sketch them out of the blue...and create something decent. But I'm not ready to reveal it yet, letting the art fermented for a while. Until hoyo, again, dropping that they will be the next Battle Pass matching profile pictures :]

Idk if some of people aware of this, but BP profile pictures most of the time always just...pair folks not coincidentally + matching themes as if they were couple. This the list of characters that were paired for BP chibi profile pictures before (also note it's so far always been male-female);

1.0 - Himeko & Welt

1.1 - March 7th & Dan Heng

1.2 - Kafka & Blade

1.3 - Jing Yuan & Fu Xuan

1.4 - Bronya & Gepard

1.5 - Jingliu & Yanqing (this one's questionable a little lol

Therefore, right after this info getting dropped, I'm finally posting the art itself, being my first RatioMei fanart 😂

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Now jumping into when the 1.6 updated + the lore was revealed!

I'm going to be honest as I play along the way (and for those who's interested with this ship but not playing HSR): they basically have zero direct interactions.

But! I may have create a breakdown of they might potentially knows each other a bit, you can read it on my twitter thread here! (and sorry not sorry if everything came out very delusional)

Dr. Ratio also left so much notes on that specific area of the Seclusion Zone that looks like a greenhouse lab and were packed with her critters + the imitation of Tayzzyronth (Aeon of Propagation)'s emanator. Compiling them all ↓↓↓

Besides that, they're also mirroring each other so much;

1. Ruan Mei actually didn't want to be part of Genius Society in the beginning yet gaining Nous' gaze. She even tossed the Genius Society invitation letter to trash can when she receive it. Meanwhile Dr. Ratio completed doctoral degrees in 8 fields and actually wish he could be part of the Genius Society one day, but the moment he receive letter from Interastral Peace Corporation (IPC) instead, he thought he might never be able to gain Nous' attention at all.

2. Related to previous part, there is a literal reason why 1.6 patch were named "Crown of Mundane and Divine". These two were more of a 'two pages in the same book' as what my mutual refers it. If you completed the trailblazer mission for patch 1.6, the reward name being "Mundane Recto, Divine Verso". I want to dig deeper about this Recto-Verso concept since it's a printing terminology and it resonance so much with their overall traits, maybe I'll create separated post for this later!

The 'mundane' and 'divine' crown itself is visible on their head, being their hairpins (this is my personal approach);

Ratio -> laurels/leaves ; grows on everywhere on the branch, unnoticed -> the way Ratio saw himself being a mundane between all the mediocre people, not special. Representing Mundanity

Ruan Mei -> flower ; grows near the tip, most of the time one top of tree branches, eye-catching, facing the sky -> Ruan Mei having a goals to be an Aeon, reaching for the sky and getting Nous (Aeon of Erudition)'s attention. Representing Divinity

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Fun Fact Section

Ratio literally have a voice line if he were being put in the same team with Ruan Mei + opinion about her 😂 if you want to listen to his voice, check this out. He talks about fellow Simulated Universe participated Genius Society member as well, though. But it makes me freaking ill with the fact that he CHUCKLES a little in the middle of talking when added to the same team with her like I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE LOVER BOY

And to note, Dr. Ratio belongs to another faction under Nous beside Genius Society, the Intelligentsia Guild. And nope, he's not (directly) part of the IPC despite he works for them according to the storyline. I have a professor irl who also works as a consultant for a corporate company beside his academic career, and that's how I kinda view Ratio 'works for the IPC' wording goes :)

Now this is the interesting part comes! Besides him, there's an eye-catching figure who belongs to Intelligentsia Guild, and it's being...Ruan Mei's grandmother! This fact was written on Data Bank, not the playable character section (where you can level them up etc.)

Another fun stuffs I found on Dr. Ratio's lore is the one I highlighted in red;

My theory is that Ruan Mei's grandma might be also part of the rumored council, supported by the fact that Ruan Mei's intelligence were mostly inherited from her maternal line. I can only assume Ratio and her grandma knows each other, and it's potential that Ratio might have heard/know about Ruan Mei not based on other people's view, but from her grandma herself (judging how eager he learns the truth from credible sources). Also here's more thing that makes me hopeful for them;

Ruan Mei's grandma have been watching her for years, and from this, I kinda feel hopeful we're soon getting Intelligentsia Guild lore + further depth about these two characters as I felt like we've only knew them at the tip of an iceberg.

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Also please please try to read fic series made by @clo-verrr (I'll link it down below this post!) her RatioMei (and the other ships) fics are just *chef's kiss* I love her writings so much, and how her approach on these characters if they ever met/knew each other. It is THAT GOOD, you won't regret the reading experiences. Her fic is my roman empire moment for real. Highly recommended reads 🤌🤌🤌

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This is all I can pretty much provide you of why I like this ship. And again, it's all about matters of preference, I love these two characters both as individuals and as a ship, they're very precious to me and I want to continue drawing them even more TwT so thank you so much for asking this question and make me starts my day with joy! Love you muachhhh

#dr ratio x ruan mei #ratiomei #ask box #petrichorade: ted talks

[coconurt]

WOOOOO MISSING SCENE TIME!! Wow, I haven't written anything since august, bout time, huh?

Yes, yes I very much know this is how it starts: I watch a new show, I lose my mind a little bit, I write a little drabble, and it's all over for me for 6 to 9 business months /pos

ANYWAY! VOL 9 BRAINROT, BABYYY >:D

(spoilers for rwby vol 9. obvi)

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When the dam burst, it burst catastrophically.

Ugly words poured out in a torrent, aimed like bullets straight for her teammates. At the time, it had felt… well, not good, exactly. More like release.

"No time, right? Gotta get home. Gotta help Jaune. Gotta find someone who isn't just going to screw everything up."

When Weiss shrank back, she turned her anger on her sister. On her sister's partner.

"Gotta stay positive, right? Smiles all around!" She advanced on them, slowly, and Yang placed herself protectively in front of Blake. On literally any other day, that small action would've broken her heart. Not then, though.

Right then, she didn't care.

"Maybe even finally get our feelings sorted out." Something like a corrupted sort of jealousy surged in her chest. "Good for you, by the way—we're all

so

happy

for you."

"Hey," Yang had warned, her voice sharp. But Ruby had already moved on.

She made the mistake of bringing a grieving Jaune into it, then. He lashed out. Struck the killing blow, blamed her for the five of them getting stuck there, and that was it. There was no more for her to say.

She was empty. Empty of momentum, empty of words, empty of hope. Empty of everything except the overwhelming hurt threatening to tear her apart in front of everyone she loved.

So she left.

~~~

This leg of their journey had been quiet, which was a nice change of pace.

Sort of.

Good in the sense that it gave the five of them a well-deserved rest. Bad that it gave Ruby plenty of time to think about things.

About everything.

Something she really did not want to do.

And it must've shown on her face, because—

"Out with it, Rubes."

Yang's voice startled her out of her thoughts. She whipped her head to the side just in time to catch the tail end of the Look (patent pending) her sister was giving her right before she turned her attention back to the road in front of them.

She blinked, feeling like a deer that had just been spotted by a hound. Her mouth felt oddly dry, all of a sudden.

"G- uh. Out with… what?"

Yang shot her a second, even less impressed look. "Come on. I can tell when you've got something you want to say. You've been fidgety all day and silent for the last couple miles. So out with it."

Her stomach plunged, and an icy feeling spread through her chest. Biting her lip, she worried the edge of her cowl between two fingers. Now or never, she guessed. Might as well take advantage of the moment of quiet while it lasted.

They wouldn't be mad at her for bringing it up, right...?

"Well, I… I've been thinking… about the thing… about what I said. The… I just… I didn't mean it, any of it… I was just…"

"Deeep breath," Yang drawled. "Start over."

Blake peeked around Yang from where she walked on the blonde's other side. "It's okay, Ruby. Take your time." Her face held nothing but kind concern. "You know you can talk to us about anything, right?"

Ah. There that was again. She'd been hearing that a lot after their escape from the Ever After. She knew they were just trying to help. Turn over a new leaf, take some of the burden of everything off her shoulders instead of letting her carry it alone. It was sweet, but… it was taking a bit of getting used to.

Ruby released the breath that had gotten lodged in her chest. She closed her eyes, did as Yang asked, then reopened them and turned to face the other two.

"I didn't mean what I said. Back at the paper village. I'm sorry."

Blake got it right away. Her ears drooped with sad sympathy. "Ruby—" she started.

Yang gave her a strange look, just for a moment. She tilted her head, then realization dawned in her eyes.

"Ruby no, you— don't apologize. We put way too much pressure on you, and—"

"—you were just venting…"

She held up a hand to stop them. "Maybe. But it wasn't fair to bring you two," she gestured to their clasped hands, "into it. You make great partners, and you're gonna make a great couple, too."

We are happy for you. All of us. I'm happy for you." She offered them a small smile, hoping it was enough. "I mean it, this time."

Yang returned the smile and opened her mouth to say something, but Blake suddenly ducked in front of her and lunged toward Ruby, wrapping her into a tight hug. Ruby caught her with a small oof. Yang wasted no time piling on, easily enveloping the both of them.

Ruby almost melted into the embrace. Tears pricked her eyes. "Does this mean… we're good?"

They only hugged her tighter, and that was all the answer she needed.

#hhhhhng *tries to get over my phobia of posting anything less than 1k* #this was fun :3 #rwby #rwby volume 9 #rwby spoilers #rwby volume 9 spoilers #ruby rose #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #rwby fanfiction #my fics #my writing

[fatuismooches]

HIYA SMOOCHES!!!! you know me, always on the pantalone brainrot 😵‍💫 i welcome it at this point!

i was having such a bad night earlier this week and could not stop thinking about pantalone just coddling his darling <3 like he’s so gentle and sweet his literal presence is just so soothing AHH. imagining his hands cradling each side of your face, stroking your cheeks as he kisses you~

ALSO just. Hes so tall 😍 i know his hugs are SO NICE especially because i feel like he’s the type to sway you as his arms are around you

i hope school is treating you well smooches!!!! Checking your blog and reading through your posts is my fave nighttime ritual <3 it’s really so calming :)

AHHH HI!!! ❤️❤️ I'm glad to see you back here <3 I'm so sorry about your night, I hope you feel better :( *hugs you*

But yes you're so right,,, ;( Pantalone is SUCH a coddler and pamperer, in all aspects. Verbal? He'll be whispering sweet words and reassurances to you all night. Don't want to talk about it? That's okay, he'll put that soothing voice of his to good work and read you a nice story instead. Physical? Ah he is SO doting on you the whole time, honestly don't even try to compete with him in the affection department because he will have you beat every time. He will be so soft the whole time, cradling you in his strong arms and his fluffy coat if you want extra security, first kissing the top of your head and then making his way down to your face, neck, chest, etc :( he's such a sweetie when he comes to you <3 And even if you're not feeling up to that you're being spoiled with gifts anyway, anything will be done for you, he will take you places, get your favorite meals prepared, I mean anything 🤭 pampering is always to the max with this man...

I know the height always makes me swoon 😭😭 He's the kind of guy to spread his arms out teasingly, inviting you to hug him, and of course you do... he probably picks you up a little bit by accident too and then ends up carrying you bridal style to wherever 🤭

Thank you!! School has been school, you know 😅 But omg I'm so glad my blog can be calming to you, I'm so happy 🥺❤️ I hope work and life gets better for you as well ❤️

#smooches talks #GIVING YOU ALL MY LOVE <333 MWAHHH #but fr pantalone has to be on the list of top ten doting genshin men 😌 #pantalone love notes <3

[dustofthedailylife]

new Roommates AU Idea ( semi drama ) let us use that brainroot till we had our fill!!

You found a project partner who actually hard worker and really helpful the shared project, you talk positively about him in front of the group being happy to have someone like him who will make your graduation actually faster!

But what you don’t know is he is awful behind your back! Constantly talking down about you and spread false inappropriate rumors and trying to get you be the bullies new target without you knowing.

Because they find your dedication/love to your field is too much for his taste and as revenge for rejecting him.

Of course both men actually work together to get him to stop or..worse?.

[-> Roommate AU brainrots]

I love this idea!

The day you come home, sighing in relief and telling Kaveh and Alhaitham about the new project partner you found for your mandatory botany project, you bet they both perk up their heads.

You tell them how he is very intelligent and hard-working and really pushes this project forward. A dream for everyone who needs to do group projects.

The first thing Alhaitham asks for is his name. For entirely selfless and strictly conversational purposes. No ulterior motive behind this question at all /s

You bet he searches the files at the Akademiya the next morning for this mysterious man's name to look through his record. And as expected, he had heard the name before and seen the guy around too. And he knew he meant trouble.

Alhaitham sneaks close to him and his group of friends to listen in on the conversation and what he hears is infuriating him.

"Can you believe they rejected me after they told me I'm the best project partner they ever had?" "Albeit, I'm lucky they said no, because aside from that they're a total smartass anyway and I'm the one doing all the work. They're slacking off while I'm working." "I can't believe I wanted to take that cringe nerd out to dinner. But every genius can have a leap in judgment..."

Alhaitham tells Kaveh about his findings the same evening. You're still at the Akademiya to work on your project. Which you had been doing for the last couple of weeks. How dare that asshole drag your name through the mud like that.

For once both men agree that they had to help with your little problem that you weren't even aware of yet.

It would be very easy for Alhaitham to tinker with some records or slip some forbidden knowledge capsule in his pocket and then send the mantra after him. Yes, that would probably be the easiest way.

You'll most likely be sad, but he'll personally help you find a new project partner.

#🍁 dust mail #🍁彡 gi #🍁 garden visitor: sheiokha96

[gatoru]

it's nice to have a friend || i. midoriya x reader

summary/warnings: you love having izuku around, and the feeling is mutual. the line between friendship and love starts to get blurred. (friends to lovers, drinking, swearing, izuku is a bit protective, no beta we die like men)

wc: 2.1k

author's note: well, i'm currently going through a deku brainrot and i'm always listening to taylor swift, so this seemed ideal. kinda feel like this is just a bunch of scenes in a trenchcoat pretending to be a story, but i hope you like it :)

You’ve been friends with Izuku Midoriya for longer than you can remember. 

His sweet laughter erupts from his chest, as his face opens in a genuine smile. The sun is setting down across the city, and a light pink shade paints the sky – the little bit of sunshine that’s left reflects on his dark green curls. 

Midoriya leans against the balcony, big arms spread on the curb, a bottle of beer in hand. His whole body is facing you, eyes glued on yours – his total attention makes your heart skip a beat. 

You smile back at him, even though you know your joke wasn’t even that funny. But Izuku has always been like that – way too kind for his own good. With a heart of gold, a honey-dipped voice and pure intentions. 

His hand brushes against yours, and he’s surprised at his own nerves. Holding your hand, like it’s the first time he’s ever doing so. It feels different this time, though.

The sky starts to switch towards a lilac color, which will, soon enough, become twilight. The street lamps, in an orange gaze, illuminate the yard under you. Kaminari is running after Shinsou, who has a ball in hand – you’ve no idea what their current game is, but you smile at your friends’ fun moment nonetheless. Reunions like this aren’t uncommon, although the former class 1A classmates have schedules crazier than anyone’s you’ve ever seen. Bakugou was the host, this time – which explains the delicious barbecue smell and the constant screaming. 

A comfortable silence falls between you and Midoriya. You take a sip of your drink of choice – which, yes, it’s a fruity drink. You’re past the point of pretending you don’t like them. Izuku mirrors your movements, taking a sip of his beer. He opens his mouth, taking a small breath right before speaking.

“Shitty hair, what the fuck? Have you not cooked before in your life?” You hear Katsuki’s words, followed by a small explosion. 

Whatever he was about to say, got lost in laughter – again, his beautiful smile and chocolate dipped voice makes you feel warm inside. You wonder why you’re so infatuated by such sound, so addicted to his happiness. He’s like a much needed shot of espresso on a cold morning, like a sunny day after weeks of non-stop rain. 

As the laughter dies a bit, you can’t help but ask:

“You were saying?”

His eyes drift from yours, looking up at the now dark purple sky. 

“Nevermind.”

-

Deku drives you home, as always. He insists it’s no big deal, he just wants to keep you safe. It’s a dangerous world you live in, and he doesn’t want to take chances. After all, there’s no place you’d be safer than in the Number One Hero’s car.

You arrive at your home a little after 10 p.m. He finds a parking spot right in front of your apartment building, which follows another one of  your rituals. You always end up talking a bit before he finally lets you go. 

You don’t mind.

He lets you know how fun the reunion was, how good it is to see you. A wave of heat blooms on your cheeks, and you feel like you’re wrapped in warmth. That’s a Deku thing, you figure. That’s how he makes everyone feel. 

“Thanks for dropping me off.”

He smiles at your words, at your silliness. 

“It’s no problem, really. I’d rather know you’re safe.”

It’s your turn to smile, before exiting the car. 

You wave at him until his car takes a turn, disappearing in the corner. 

-

You lay in bed, body still wet from a much needed shower. 

With a book in hand – tonight’s choice was Carrie, by Stephen King – and a glass of water sitting on your coffee table, you start your night time routine. 

Your eyes travel through the page, not being able to fully comprehend the ink before you. The words seemed like nothing but loose letters. There was only one thing on your mind.

All you can think about is Izuku.

It was like a kaleidoscope of memories, through colorful flashes: your time together at school – how he landed you a glove when you lost your pair, how you walked together back to the dorms, how the snow glistened when it fell. 

You fall asleep thinking about a certain pair of dark green eyes.

-

It takes a while but you do, eventually, realize it isn’t just an Izuku thing – it’s a you thing. The realization doesn’t hit you as hard as you thought it would. No, realizing you’re in love with your childhood friend comes on a Wednesday afternoon, while you drink coffee and write in your journal. There are little hearts scribbled on the corner of the page, and you feel like a schoolgirl, although the butterflies in your stomach feel so good. 

You recall his kind eyes and encouraging words, how he always got your back. He was always so warm, so inviting. Midoriya’s presence seemed to soothe you, as if he was your whole world.

What shocked you, however, was to realize you didn’t hate being in love. Not even a little bit, not even at all. 

-

He calls you sometime during the next week, during what seemed like his one in a lifetime breaks. He seems a bit out of breath when you put your phone on speaker. 

“Hey.”

“Hi.” You respond, still typing on your laptop. 

“What you up to?”

“Not much, just finishing this mission report. You?”

You hear shuffling a light clinking sound on the background, like keys moving against each other. 

“Just got home.Wanted to see you.” He confesses, a soft tone in his voice. “If that’s alright.”

It’s almost as if you can hear him blush through the phone. On the other side, Deku opens his front door and takes his shoes off. His home feels like it’s missing something.

“You wanna come over?”

He does, and so do you. 

-

The Number One Hero knocks on your door half an hour later, takeout food in hand and a boyish smile blooming on his lips. He’s wearing a hoodie and sweatpants, and the casual look throws you off a bit. A part of you likes to pretend he’s coming home to you after a long day of work. 

“Figured you’d like this” He says, motioning towards the brown paper bag in his hands. You nod, stepping aside in order to let him in. 

“You didn’t need to-”

“Yeah, yeah.” He softly interrupts you, gently shushing you. “But I wanted to.”

There’s nothing you can come up with, nothing to respond. Not a playful joke, not appreciative words. Just a smile, and Izuku will take whatever you give him. 

“So,” He starts, placing the food on the coffee table. “What do you wanna watch?”

-

Izuku wakes up at your apartment, in the early hours of the day. 

Your couch, thankfully, fits the two of you. It takes a few seconds for him to adjust his eyesight, as the lights are still on. The streaming service’s “are you still watching?” is frozen on the screen before you. Midroiya checks his watch, and realizes the both of you have a few hours of sleep before having to get up to work.

It’s not like he knows your schedule or anything. Bakugou works at the same agency as you do, and he just happens to know his schedule (because he asks about you, and how you’re doing, and if you got hurt during your last mission–)

His tall, strong frame gently takes you in his arms, almost as if scooping you from the sofa. Izuku carries you to your room, making sure he doesn’t disturb your sleep. 

You deserve to rest.

-

The next morning, you wake up in your bed, tangled in your sheets.

A sweet smell of burning bacon catches your attention before you’re fully awake. Your feet carry you towards the kitchen, and you’re met with the Number One Hero – who, apparently, is cooking you breakfast. 

You open your mouth a couple of times, thinking about what to say. You remember laying your head against his strong shoulder while watching a TV show, and suddenly it was morning. 

He’s wearing the same clothes as he was the night before, still with the same sweet smile on. 

“How d’you like your eggs?” 

“Uh, scrambled. Yeah, scrambled.” You finally come up with an answer. “Listen…”

“Hey, if you tell me I don’t need to do this one more time…” Izuku says, the playful threat tasting sweet on the tip of his tongue. 

You throw your hands up in surrender, shaking your head.

“I know better than to challenge the number one hero.” You say, sitting on the counter near him. 

Midoriya blushes. The title sounds even  better when you say it. 

-

He has to leave for work before you.

The past 18 hours or so felt like you were just playing house with your friend – who looks at you like he’s way more than that, who cooks for you, who makes sure you’re always safe. You can’t help but think there’s a chance he might feel the same. 

“Thank you, Izuku. Really.” You say, walking him out of your apartment. 

He smiles, again, with a boyish charm only he seems to have. 

“It’s nothing, really.” He leans against the doorframe, hand reaching the top of your open door. Midoriya lingers in your presence a bit more, and you’re so thankful he does. His hair is a bit messy still, and he looks a bit sleepy even after a mug of coffee. 

Izuku looks like sunshine. 

He checks his watch, frowning at the object as if it was its fault he had to leave you so soon.

“I gotta go.” He whispers, looking down at you. 

You nod.

“I understand.”

Of course you do, you always do. You’ve always been so understanding, so caring of him – although it took you a while to let him take care of you. Izuku adores this part of your personality , although he may be biased when the topic of discussion is you.

Your gaze falls from his eyes to his lips, as you scan his entire face. It’s impossible to stop looking at him. His freckles seem a bit darker now, from his shoulders to his neck. There are scars that end just above his collarbone. 

Izuku’s close, so close to you – you can feel his breath against your face. 

He’s still looking at you, he still hasn’t left.

“Izuku-”

“You remember the last reunion?” Midoriya asks, as if he’s deep in thought

“The one at Bakugou’s?” He nods. “Yeah, why?”

“Just, uh. Don’t know how to say this.” His gaze seems to fall anywhere but near you. 

“You can tell me anything, you know.” It isn’t a question or some kind of reassurance. It’s basically a fact. 

“Yeah, of course. I do.” 

His cheeks and the tip of his ears look cherry-red. He’s so pretty like this. 

Izuku feels his hands growing warmer, and he takes them out of his hoodie’s pockets. 

One scarred hand finds its way to the back of your neck, fingers losing themselves in your hair. You lean in his touch. His forehead is glued to yours now, and he wants to tell you so bad: you’ve never looked better than this. 

And then he kisses you, softly. His lips press against yours with a sort of naturality neither of you understand. Your hands grip the front of his hoodie, bringing him closer. Midoriya deepens the kiss, tongue sliding against yours. It’s so good, he feels like home. He doesn’t want to let go, but he has to. 

You attempt to catch your breath, and so does he. 

“I was gonna tell you that I like you.”

He feels so dumb, so childish – suddenly he’s 15 all over again, quirkless and all. He hates this feeling.

“No, fuck that.” His words almost make your eyes jump out of your face. You’ve never heard him speak like that. “I love you.”

You breathe in, he breathes out. 

“Izuku, I love you too. Like, so much.”

 He kisses you again, with his whole being this time. He doesn’t seem scared to hurt you, and you appreciate that. Midoriya wants to kiss you non-stop, until the day he dies. He stops, however, when his phone rings.

“Work call.” He complains, grumpy. “I really need to go this time.”

You both laugh, and you let him go. 

“Can I see you again tonight? Like, on a proper date? I can book us a reservation at that nice restaurant downtown…”

“Yeah, I think I’d like that.”

He smiles, accepting the phone call and waving you goodbye, waiting for the elevator. You shut your apartment door, leaning against it. 

It’s nice to have a friend. It’s even nicer when he becomes your lover. 

#deku x you #deku x reader #midoriya x reader #izuku x reader #mha midoriya #mha fanfic #bnha fanfiction