#I'm not tagging him or sending it to him

[hailsatanacab]

A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc

"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.

"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.

"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"

"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.

"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."

"This is where I live."

"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"

"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"

"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."

"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."

"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."

"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"

"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"

"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"

"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"

"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"

"Please, call me Bruce."

"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."

Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.

"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."

#dpxdc #batpham #i forget - can we tag the parent fandoms? w/e #immediately alfred's like: while i do appreciate your initiative may i suggest it wait until after dinner? #and danny - who has barely eaten proper homecooked food ever - takes one bite and then absolutely wolfs down the whole lot #after he's finished he's like 'bear with - I've got to add that to the 'Reasons I Would Like to Live Here' section' #danny's powerpoint has tailored sections for each batfam member with lists of reasons why they'd get along #my au thoughts on this is that the fentons disowned danny when he told them he was phantom #and that this is after the ultimate enemy - wherein which he allied himself with the JL to fight against dan #(which didnt really work at all - BUT he knows some of their identities now INCLUDING batman's) #so one of the main reasons why he'd be a great fit is that he knows their vigilante status anyway so they don’t need to worry about secrets #dick just turns to tim like 'he’s your friend. he learnt this from you.' #tim: 'i didn't tell him our identities!! i would never!!' #dick: 'no i know that. it's the stalker tendancies. it's baby tim all over again' #tim: scandalised gasp #they all eat dinner in silence just super subdued and in shock and sending glances to bruce and danny #duke like: 'so i know I'm the last one in the family but like... this isn't how it normally happens right? did any of you make powerpoints? #tim gets all shifty because he absolutely did make a powerpoint he just never actually showed it to anyone #everyone stares at tim because they all know. it was in one of bab's blackmail files she has on him #damian's slide has danny offering to throw down at any time. 'tim says you like to prove yourself with your skills? #how about a real challenge? if i beat you then you have to vote yes to adopting me!' #damian is in two minds about accepting because... 1) look at him damian could take danny in his sleep! but #2) on the off chance that he does win... damian does not want any more brothers #(he takes the bet and its a suprisingly fun fight - and while he'll never say this... he would vote yes even without the wager) #on one of danny's slides there's a picture of ellie: you'll also get my clone sister! two children for the price of one!! #uhhh.... thats it now - I've been having fun with this haha #spent all day with the 'ive lured you here under false pretences' 'danny i live here' line in my head haha #anyway enjoy!!!!!! this was fun #i wanna make these slides so bad

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lan Wangji Goes To Lotus Pier AU: Part 3: Enveloping Feelings.

(Part 1, Part 2, Part 4 (soon))

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan wangji #Yungmeng Jiang training arc AU #I wanted to try out a different paneling style for this one - sorry I'm a day late! (there will still be a post tomorrow to keep on track) #The original 3 panel comic idea was fine but the point of this new schedule was to take time to push myself a bit more. #I was taking a look back through some comic artists I felt inspired by #and I really loved how Lynda Barry fills her gutters with patterns and doodles! #Obviously I'm not going as absolutely wild with it as she does but it was a great exercise! #I truly think the gutters are the most important and most overlooked part of any comic. There's lots going on in that space. #It's the same with timeskips. The implied movement between moments that we don't see changes depending on how wide that gap is #You're here for the funny tags so here's some that ties this time talk together: #I think LWJ was thinking about that second note from day 2 but it took him 7 days of hazing to commit it to paper. #I think he sends it a day later and immediately regrets it. Chasing down the messenger and everything. #You know if something actually happened to his brother he would never ever forgive himself for putting the bad vibes out there. #Third time skip was the hardest because there was so many possible flavours of jokes here. Day 8/9 was a personal favourite. #day 14 was also funny (week by week). I think the debate on 'how long does lwj take to catch feelings' is more or less: #'how long does it take for him to arrive at a particular stage of grief and yearning (and awareness of it all) #This is a symphony. There is an act by act structure. Every day he is fighting to keep his old sensibilities. He is losing so badly. #(I'll be returning to the main comic soon but there is more of this AU to come!)

[amaranthsynthesis]

looking at timelines and thinking about the CONSTANT near misses where Durge and Karlach almost met while involved with/working for Gortash. the overlap is there!! but Karlach doesn't recognize Durge when they meet in game, so they must not have ever met

Karlach was Gortash's bodyguard, it would have made sense for him to bring her to meetings with a Bhaalspawn--when would he be in more danger than that? That he didn't means that either he trusted Durge not to kill him, or worried instead that Durge would kill Karlach if they met. Which, yeah, if her temperament pre-Avernus is anything like in-game then that meeting would have extraordinarily poorly! Faced with a very real threat she would have stood her ground to protect her boss and friend, still, and there is no way Durge could let that slide--there is no way she could have won that fight. Gortash liked her too much, or did not want to replace her yet, or had already put the wheels in motion on the infernal engines front and knew she would make an excellent candidate for a test, when the time came. Cuz he sold her anyway, didn't he?

so I'm emo about that but ALSO the slapstick hijink potential of Gortash running interference so that neither of them ever encounter one another is UNPARALLELED.

#Karlach badgering Gortash constantly about who he's secretly banging bc boy they sure are bitey aren't they #and how come she never gets to meet them anyway she can keep a secret! she can be discreet! is it someone's wife? is it someone's HUSBAND? #meanwhile Ballard doesn't believe in doors or office hours so he's already arriving at unconventional hours by unconventional means #it's a game to sneak in without anyone seeing him and seeing how long he can lurk before Gortash notices he's there #and he knows everyone Gortash has in his household and immediate employ it would be stupid not to #so he recognizes this great tiefling lady and also that Gortash is ALWAYS sending her on a coffee break or an errand whenever he arrives #but there's no reason to think any more of it so he. doesn't. #bg3 #karlach #enver gortash #bg3 spoilers #I'm putting this in the tag but y'all better behave

[reallilystuff]

*e's your clipse*

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYY @pillowspace 🎁🎉🧁🎉🎈🍰🥳🎂 GENTLY THROWING SO MUCH CONFETTI YOUR WAY. it is sea slug shaped. does sea slug shaped confetti actually exist idk but it does now regardless!!

still not sure if i shouldve sent this as an ask but like.....fuck it we ball

i made u a little dancing guy. a little friend. eclips..... seems to me he can't dance for shit /ref

a few bonus variations below readmore teehee

and at last

SPEED

#finally I'm outta school and can send this!! been sitting in my drafts for a hot minute #how do animators do this stuff like actually tho. #i've said this before but newfound appreciation because girl what the hell is a frame delay #i tried to make him spin at mach speed but the gif kept lagging 😔 #tag time ouhhjghgouh......help #celestial sundown #celestial sundown au #celestial sundown eclipse #uhhh think that's all thank god #one must imagine csd eclipse happy... #reallilystuffart

[sacchiri]

Hellsing 2002 calendar illustration.

Ein wunderliche und erschröckliche Hystori von einem großen Wüttrich genant Dracole wayda Der do so ganz unkristenliche marrter hat angelegt die mensche, als mit spissen als auch die leut zu Tod geslyffen

A wondrous and frightening story about a great berserk called Dracula the voivode who inflicted such unchristian tortures such as with stakes and also dragged people to death

#hellsing #alucard #kouta hirano #translation was found in a comment by u/lazyfoxheart on r/Kurrent #fun fact this is the highest quality version of this image that exists online #i know because i've been looking forever for a version that's clear enough to actually read what hirano wrote under '1443' #but there weren't any so i had to take matters into my own hands #the real image on the back of the guidebook is only 2 inches tall so i had to take this with my smartphone and will my hands not to shake #anyway i'm pretty sure it's supposed to say Eğrigöz (the location vlad was imprisoned) so yeah. thank you hirano very cool #if i might rant for a sec it took me an embarrassingly long time to figure that out because i didn't have the guidebook at first #and in the images i could find online that part was just a blur that looked suspiciously like a person's signature and i was like. who tf #i was thinking matthias corvinus since he issued some political propaganda against vlad iirc but it didn't match his signature on wikipedia #then i thought it might be vlad II dracul's since he probably had to sign an agreement to send his sons over as hostages at some point #but that didnt seem right either so i kept skimming vlad's wiki page #and then i was like goddammit...hirano.....you just misspelled Eğrigöz didn't you.. .... #i maybe should've made a separate post dedicated to this instead of writing a novel in the tags but eh #the hellsing brainrot runs deep #also- i put it in the source link at the bottom of the post but the german inscription is copied off a real woodcut of vlad from 1491 #except instead of depicting him as an adult hirano drew him as a child which gives the inscription a very different feel imo #the one final thing that interests me about this is the fact that hirano published this calendar in 2002 #which is REALLY early in the series. like this was before volume 5 came out?? #i have no idea why he decided to do a massive spoiler drop in a random piece of japan-only merch #sandwiched between a drawing of alucard as john travolta from saturday night fever and integra as a fish no less #it makes me really curious to know what the fan response to this was back then. like did people even know who this was #maybe im just an idiot and everyone back then was like 'ah yes its alucard as a 12 year old. how very informative'

[untouchedsoap]

there is something sooo fucking good about early seasons ian and mickey, about watching this summer fling turn into something more, the fear that elicited from mickey but him being unable to stop, finding those little moments hidden away and taking all this meaning from small gestures and persevering in dugouts and under bleachers and barely pressed confessions in the back of a church that is soo good for my brain

like i am very glad mickey gets to shout his love for ian from the mountain tops and also beat his love for ian into his dad's face but when he was clenching his teeth shut and his love for ian was coming out regardless ohhhhh baby i was eating

#shameless us #gallavich #and also they actually gave noel something interesting to work with instead of 5 mins of nonsense in the later seasons but. what can you do #like i watch later season stuff with like equal parts 'good for them i'm happy they are happy' and 'thats not my boy' #yes my man deserves to be out and happy and a bridezilla but also he would not act like that <3 hope this helps #yes he deserves to be a diva menace no he wouldn't do it like that though <3 #yes he should get to heal from his familial trauma no he should not be forced to care for and interact with that man who should be dead #gallavich truly double edged sword of biggest win for fans and also biggest fumble #like ian's supposed to be one time hook up in s1 became his HUSBAND after years of bringing him back and sending him away rinse and repeat #because the writers hated mickey but audiences loved him #so yay they're married! time to have the most uninteresting plots for them imaginable & retcon some dumb ass traits on them for plot purpos #the last 2 seasons should have centered around ian and mickey becoming the centralizing force of the house that fiona was at the start #god there are so many tags here sorry. got more passionate about this than i thought i would #mickey milkovich

[crispycreambacon]

S-oar Wounds

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Warning: The fic above contains brief depictions of violence, gore and death. Moreover, the themes of this fic heavily involve trauma, specifically PTSD. If any of the following distresses you, please read with caution or refrain from clicking the fic.

The Professor finally reunites the Sword and the Oar after years of being apart. But can they even be together again after everything that happened to them?

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Fun fact! The Oar's piece is based on "Gifu Road Station: Godo, Nagara River Cormorant Fishing Boat" by Keisai Eisen and Utagawa Hiroshige. Another fun fact! The Oar's palette lowkey looks like the gay mlm flag while the Sword's palette looks like the lesbian flag. How fun! How gay even :3

Anyways, Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!! I hope y'all are doing swell whether you're spending today with your partner, your friends, your family, or you're simply vibing. As for me, I cooked up another fic featuring your favourite gay couple! Don't let the oar pun in the title fool ya, this is uhm. I think you can tell from the warning :D

The fic has it all! We got:

An exploration of the Sword and the Oar, particularly how they grapple with their trauma and how it affects their relationship with each other

Honest depictions of, well, life which can get ugly, and sometimes, they don't know how to handle it, but it's okay! It's part of the process

A really cute friendship between the Professor and the Oars! (Albeit the Professor and the Sword uh. Not exactly wholesome especially at the start-)

Hand-holding! And hugs. And general physical affection to even out the amount of drama radiating from this fic

A happy ending! Because they deserve it god DAMN IT

If all of that sounds like up your alley, you can click here to read the fic, click the title or search "S-oar Wounds" by crispycreambacon on AO3. This was a very interesting and cathartic piece to write, and I hope you get even a fraction of that catharsis while reading it too.

Thank you for showing interest in the fic, and even if you don't end up reading it, I hope you enjoy the art. Have a lovely day, everyone!

#I really hope the 8 people who voted for this fic will see it #(silly thought but I hope noa-nightingale in particular sees this I think they would like it) #Please please PLEASE send feedback especially in regards to my portrayal of trauma. I did my best but I definitely can use improvement #This was a challenge but it's one I'm grateful to have undertaken #Gay Oars fans come get your FOOD!!! #the gay oars #the professor #shane madej #<- mayhaps tagging him for more views. but also because 1) he's literally all of them 2) he does appear in the fic. you'll see :3 #puppet history #watcher #watcher entertainment #we are watcher #art #artists on tumblr #writers on tumblr #writers on ao3 #fanart #fanfiction #chris p fried art #chris p fried writings

[chiropteracupola]

a wee dormouse perkins for @aranov!

#em draws stuff #em is posting about sharpe #sharpe #ben perkins #sharpe's rodents #<- tag for when I do things like this henceforth #I have had an amusing few days of having the cutest possible dormouse photo open on my computer #and then merrily saying 'I'm sending him off to die in the wars!' whenever someone asks about the sweet cozy little critter #this was not the original plan for this concept but ever since drawing the part of this with hagman holding him #I have been rotating a very silly au where instead of having perkins they just have. A mouse they found in someone's forage cap one time #whether or not that tale would end with him getting to be A Real Boy is currently a mystery <- I do not intend to write it but We'll See #stranger things have happened in my sharpe fic document to be sure

[breezypunk]

the art of touch.. ♥︎

(I'm not sure how they managed to keep their clothes on hehe).

#cyberpunk 2077 #cyberpunk 2077 photomode #cyberpunk screenshots #cyberpunkedit #cyberpunk aesthetic #cp77 #cp77edit #gamingedit #dailygaming #virtual photography #gaming photography #goro takemura #takemura goro #takemura x v #takemura x masc v #oc: vaughn leblanc #otp: golden hues #male v #masc v #tag: a study in hands #(hell yeah I'm taggin' it) #my screenshots #breezy's queue #☼ #I got carried away and this became a photostory jskdnjkfg #I wont apologize because just look at the bbs :'') #this set was pure excuses to stare at goro's hamds <33 #also vaughn's love language is touch and just feeling goro's handies and warmth of his skin just sends him into orbit #no re-entry #lost in space for an eternity

[angryducktimemachine]

Are YOU, quite frankly, disappointed with the emoji ship options in your phone? Well do I have the solution for you. Bringing to you, today, a ship emoji for your hearts desire.l

Ok I promise I'm done talking about boats now.

#i don't have tags for this. sorry if you're on light mode. #i promise I'll return to Holmes art soon - I'm actually drawing him rn. #i just needed to do a quick ship de-tour #sending my art to the seaside for its health

[diathadevil]

Finally got around to scanning them!

Here's a couple of Käärijä sketches done on my sketchbook when I was at a cafe sheltering myself from the rain last week. 💚💚💚 Love this Finnish short king.

BONUS: His leggy stunt always kills me so here's a doodle of it too 😂

#käärijä #kaarija #eurovision #esc #fan art #traditional art #sketch #doodle #ink art #also hi im still without wi-fi here i am using my mobile data to share this on tumblr :'') send good vibes my way #i was THINKING of tagging him on insta once I post this but I'm so chicken about it idk if i should #anyway käärijä tag thats about it when it comes to my arts from him. hes a good doodle material for me

[mitamicah]

Not me brainstorming ideas for my post op tattoo (context) like I'd contact the tattoo artist tomorrow and not in a 1,5 year or more

This was where my inspiration took me today I guess :'D

#bold of me going for colour in most of these since none of my other things have colour x'D #after all this is only what ideas I have rn :'D #as mentioned I don't think I'll be able to get a chest tattoo for at least one year and a half #in half a year I've been promised to start appointments with a therapist again about the surgery #then if I'm lucky I'll get approved #and then there's a waitlist on at least a year last I heard #and then I need to heal a bit first #so when we arrive at that point in time who knows if I've better ideas #or if I've changed my mind #I hope to have käärijä in my life for years to come still #or at least feel the same sort of gratitude for him showing me how to love my body and/or feel neutral about it when dysphoria hits #look at me being chatty in the tags yet again #also - these are of course only concepts #I will probably have send the reference picture as well to the tattoo artist if I actually went to find one to do these tomorrow x'D #I hope you like them :3 #I really enjoy number 2 (top left) and 3 (mid) #jere pöyhönen #käärijä #cha cha cha #mine #my own art

[bumblingbabooshka]

Child, returned from the Kahs-wan.

#His name is Strelkulkaulk and he's the main character in a romance I'm writing~! #This is him as a child though - he has other things to worry about #The kahs-wan ritual of sending small children out into the desert alone fascinates me #How many kids die out there or just vanish? Do you as a parent go find them if you sense they're injured? #Strel (above) was mauled by a wild animal so his older sisters went out and found him #vulcan oc #star trek ocs #beas ocs #bea art tag

[scoliosisgoblin]

yo, @bennydunbar, check this out

#he tried dying his hair blue on his own for the first time. he went to professionals all the other times #ignore the fact he doesn't have lip piercings in the bottom three #I forgot them and it was too late to draw them #plus who fucking cares I'm the boss around here hehe uhm um actually he took it out because he felt like it #these are simple designs but fun to draw nonetheless #also I've been doing these types of backgrounds lately because I'm too lazy to figure out how to do a proper one #sue me #I draw shit late at night when I've got shit the next day #keeps me entertained #that and also I always feel so inspired during the worst times #but that's a different story #HOPE YOU LIKE THEM BENNY <3 #I will DEFINITELY draw you another design if you send me on you wanna see him with :3 #my art #your boyfriend game #yb fandom #yb game #yb peter #yb fanart #yb art #yb #your boyfriend peter #your boyfriend fanart #your boyfriend #peter dunbar #peter your boyfriend #peter yb #ybg peter #ybg #I don't think I like the heart dyes actually but oh well. I'm already at 30 tags

[bichelangelo]

BPD Casey for anon :) with some bonus April

credit appreciated!

#tysm for sending the flag!! i hadn't seen this one. & i'm not sure if u want me to tag u since u were anon in ur first ask #but i hope u like ^_^ i went with santolouco's issues bcuz i like them but lmk if you'd like another artist #i'm sad i couldn't find a panel of him smiling. i like to have varied expressions in my icons but oh well #tmnt idw #pride icons

[mono-blogs-art]

everybody look away. i'm posting nostalgia for my 14 year old self.

a random post instantly propelled me back to my fairy tail days, and i heard it's the 10 year anniversary of Gruvia week so 🥺 one day i'll do a full ft rewatch ...

#my fanart #gruvia week #gruvia #fairy tail #juvia lockser #gray fullbuster #my god. even just typing these tags is sending me back 12 years. #i remember the time me and my best friend picked up vol1 of fairy tail the manga in GERMAN! i remember reading it alongside him. #juvia has always been a fave of mine <3 even though absolutely everything about her can not have held up <3 in a feminist way <3 #anyway. i'm a lesbian artist so i get to post het once a year. and this is it. look away i'll go back to revue posting soon #also top surgery scars gray because I GET TO DECIDE.