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ozzgin · 1 month

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Ozz.. at this point I think you should just make fic of yourself… I call thee :

“Ozzgin, The groom of many, Poet of depravities, Maker of the Ancient House of whores (readers), and Hands of the illustrator.”

Faq, wait, now you sound like Zeus….

Yeaaaah, I do very much enjoy my consent, thank you :’) But mythological scoundrels aside, you did give me a very funny idea, anon. Like...

Yandere! Tumblr Writer x Literal Reader

TW: stalking, obsessive behavior

"Oh, a new post!" You roll over to the side and begin scrolling. Your favorite writer just shared a new story, and you can't wait to get your yandere fill.

You scan the paragraphs with a wide grin, yet as the story progresses, your features begin to twist in confusion. Are you imagining things? The author's notes mentioned something about a particular kind of Reader for this plot. But this...

It starts rather generic, then the details are fleshed out. Details eerily similar to your own life. "W-well, many people look like this, I suppose", you tell yourself reassuringly. That's right. A lovely, unexpected coincidence. At least you can insert yourself better into the story.

Oh, but it goes on. Isn't this your nickname? The place described sounds so much like your own home...and your family situation...and your street. You sit up and stare at the phone. What the hell?

Not only is everything an exact account of your life, but the plot dutifully replicates your last week, almost as if someone had followed closely behind. The times you left your place, what you wore, where you went. You just realize you've been holding your breath.

The story moves on to what would be tomorrow. The yandere finally decides to make a move, essentially trapping the Reader. You continue to gawk at the words, unable to look away.

It must be a misunderstanding. With trembling hands, you type in an anonymous ask. Funny coincidence, you explain, you nearly thought this story was about you.

Seconds later, you receive a notification. The writer just responded: "I have to get my inspiration from somewhere, (Y/N). I'll see you tomorrow :)"

#not to toot my own horn but I'd make a decent yandere #I'm just kidding around guys don't be spooked #yandere #yandere x reader #yandere x you #yandere x darling #yandere imagines #yandere scenarios #yancore #yandere aesthetic

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bellarkeselection · 4 months

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Walter to the Rescue

Gif not mine it belongs to @alphinias

After a ride in the woods late at night you wind up getting lost and to the readers surprise Cole actually answers your call.

Tag list - @cognacdelights

Kicking my horse in the belly to go faster with the wind running through my hair that I left completely loose. This wasn’t the first time I had taken one of the Walter family's horses to clear my head from a day of high school. It all could be a lot especially when everyone in this town knows you have a close family relationship with the Walter kids. Because it only results in half the school thinking you're sleeping with some of them. “Woah boy. Easy now.”

My horse begins making some noise in protest hearing some thunder off in the distance. I knew that horses could get spooked easy but I wasn't too worried about it. Alex had taught me how to keep your cool on them. Looking around at the treeline the leaves have already begun changing colors making it really beautiful. “Ah!” I screamed suddenly when lighting hit the ground in front of me and that caused my horse to whine and throw me off its back.

“Ow! No wait…” I called out to my horse but he was already far off into the treeline. Running a hand through my hair I sighed seeing that the sky was getting darker meaning there was a storm coming. Digging inside my jacket pocket I drew out my phone dialing the house phone getting no answer. “Seriously a house full of that many people and nobody hears the phone!”

I guess I couldn't blame them for not answering. That house is always loud and crazy no matter what time of day. Plus now that Jackie from New York had moved in things got more complicated. Tapping my knees in thought I tried to decide who would answer my call. Alex was busy with Jackie, Parker was probably outside playing with Benny. Will was working tonight selling houses. Jordan, Nathan, Lee, Isaac and Danny didn't drive. So that left me in the hands of the most popular guy in town who was known for hooking up with multiple girls Cole. Lifting my head up to the sky I felt heavy rain coming down where I scrambled to my feet but collapsed when I felt a sharp pain in my left ankle. “Shit!...guess he's my only choice now.”

It wasn't that I hated the guy. I just hated the reputation he had made for himself. The rain came pouring down where I grunted, forcing myself to stand up. I hopped over to the treeline to get some coverage from the storm. The wind was picking up, shaking everything so I dialed his number. “Pick up, pick up.”

“What's going on, Y/n?” His voice came through the phone.

“Don't make fun of me but I'm lost.” I stated.

He chuckled at me. “How did little woodlen girl get lost?”

“Cole, I'm not in the mood for teasing right now.” I spat back.

The former star football player still was laughing on the other end. “I’m sorry I just can’t believe girl who hunts with her father managed to get lost on our property. I mean I never thought I’d see the day from someone like you.”

“Cole, I am currently stuck out in a storm and called you for help so can you take this seriously please!” I raised my voice pulling the hood of my jacket over my head shivering when the wind blew harshly against me.

Finally to my surprise he came to his senses responding back to me. “Alright I’ll come get you.” He hung up the call and I was forced to listen and watch the storm get worse for an hour or so.

Burying my face into my knees my body was shaking from the cold and the fact that my clothes were soaked head to toe. I heard a vehicle engine getting closer in my direction and it pulled to a stop showing me it was Cole’s truck he was usually working on in the barn. The drivers door flung opened and quickly shut where I saw someone running towards me with a jacket in their hands. “Cole?”

“One knight in shining armor, woodland girl.” He declared dropping down on a knee, draping the jacket over my shoulders.

I glared up into his green eyes seeing his blonde hair sticking to his forehead. “Can you please call me by my actual name for once?”

“Maybe someday. Come on let's get out of the cold before we both get frost bite.” He offered me his hands tugging me to stand.

“Argh!” I winced, dropping down on my other knee after my injured ankle.

Cole was quick on his reflectances sweeping me up bridal style into his muscular arms. “Looks like you needed a better horse riding teacher than Alex huh?”

“Let’s not talk about it right now.” I said feeling embarrassed enough as is. He helped me into the passenger seat and we drove home. He carried me upstairs and sat me down on the edge of his bed in his bedroom.

He searched around in the closet grabbing himself a change of clothes. Then he tossed me one of his blue tea shirts and some shorts. “Here I can help you if you need it.”

“Turn around first.” I instructed him, blushing since I haven't even kissed anyone before. He did as told giving me the chance to slip my wet shirt for his and shrugging off my jeans until I thought about getting the shorts on. I pulled them up as much as I could before getting his attention. “Cole, I can’t get them up without standing on my foot.”

He looks over his shoulder coming back to me moving his hands down to the left side telling me. “Lift your foot for me.” I lifted my foot and he shrugged it up then helping me sit back down on the bed so I could do the same to my right leg without his assistance.

“Thanks, Cole.” I whispered where he stands in front of me letting silence fill the room. I avoided his gaze, not sure of what to say until I shut my eyes to ask the question. “So did you have to skip a hookup with Erin to come rescue me?”

He tilted his head to the side. “Why would you care if I did. You have a crush on me or something, woodland girl?”

“Y/n, you know my name so use it.” I corrected him. “And even if I did, you don't have relationships. I wouldn't want to be another girl tricked by The Cole Effect.”

He raised a brow at my words. “Oh yeah. What makes you think you'd just be another girl I hook up with?”

“Like I said everyone at school knows you don't do real boyfriend girlfriend relationships. You do hook ups and my mother saw it before I did but I refuse to let my feelings for you lead me down that path since you can't possibly feel the same way about me as I do you.” I accidentally admitted without realizing it to him.

Cole stared blankly at me. “You don't think I feel the same?”

“If you did, you have a funny way of showing it.” Shrugging my shoulders I lowered my gaze down from his green orbs.

Cole simply replied then closed the gap between us. “Is this enough of an effort for ya.” He cupped my face in his hands, crashing his lips down onto mine.

I gasped in shock and awe that the famous Cole Walter was kissing me. He was kissing me, the girl that wasn’t popular like he was. The girl that was just a friend of the family but still no one special. “Cole…I’ve never….never done anything like this.” I mumbled tugging on his blonde locks deepening the kiss. He moaned gently pushing me down onto the mattress and he climbed over top of me never breaking the heated kiss until we needed air.

“I’m not doing this to just have a hook up with you, Y/n. I’m not good with commitment but I do actually care about you.” He breathed out holding himself up by his hands on either side of me, blonde hair falling in front of his eyes and his eyes were focused on me.

Raising one hand up I tangled my fingers into his hair asking the question that was eating away at me now. “So what does that make us now, Cole Walter?”

“We can take this slow and figure it out as we go along, Y/n Woodland Girl L/n.” He smiled leaning down kissing me gently this time. I giggled wrapping my arms around his neck bringing him closer to me enjoying the kisses we shared.

Comments really appreciated ❤️

#cole x reader #cole walter #cole walter x reader #noah lalonde #my life with the walter boys #mlwtwb #netflix #jackie howard #alex walter #friends to lovers #lost in the woods #horse ranch #colewalteredit #Spotify

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sonicasura · 3 months

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My half asleep ass right now: Transformers Prime but Miko is an Ogerpon.

Like seriously that's just it. No depressing story about her used to being human. Miko is just a funky little tree ogre who accidentally ends up in the wrong universe and vibes there.

She is mistaken for a ghost constantly as Miko likes to roam the school grounds since there's all the drawing supplies, free(to her) food, and spook others with all her masks. She can Terastalize too because you can't have the full 'Cute but can kill you' niche without it. I'm talking use all four masks in succession just like the battle in the Scarlet/Violet DLC. Here's the video.

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(Further info for anyone who doesn't have much knowledge on Pokemon or this particular fight. Ogerpon is LV 70 Grass Type so being able to KO LV 91 mon's game wise and three Legendaries with type advantages lore wise is no joke.

Her normal ability is Defiant which boosts her Attack stats if one stat is lowered. When teralstallized, Ogerpon's ability changes to Embody Aspect which boosts a stat depending on the mask. These masks also affect her type but also signature move Ivy Cudgel upon being equipped.

Cornerstone grants the Rock Type alongside boosted Defense. Wellspring gives Water and a Special Defense boost. Hearthflame boasts Fire alongside an Attack boost. Finally Teal Mask which has the power of Grass and gives a Speed boost.)

Back to the plot section: Miko does become friends with Raf and Jack before canon. She just felt lonely so figured these two random kids could be great playmates. They did get scared first as it's Miko. She has no tact at times but did convince them of her friendly nature. Plus it makes the fateful encounter with the Autobots so much funnier.

No one knows what the hell Miko even is, again Pokemon don't exist here, thus they are unaware that she's a powerful Legendary who will decimate Megatron if given the chance than a helpless organic. Ratchet definitely had a conniption fit once the Ogerpon takes up residence at base. Like the Autobots can't just leave some strange plant entity running around amongst the clueless human population.

Bulkhead obviously becomes her guardian although no one can stop him from signing adoption papers this time. Plus the bots would so try to teach Miko how to speak as only Raf and Jack had bond with her enough to understand Ogerpon. (You know he'll cry if her first words is his name.) Miko gets to be his little Wrecker as a treat. He also gets front row seats to her Terastallizing first.

Once the danger is gone, Bulkhead absolutely took Miko back to the base. The poor guy was freaking out so badly that he had a Blurr moment until Optimus calm him down enough to speak normally. Meanwhile Miko just vibes in his servos oblivious to the world.

Well until Bulkhead asks for her to Terastallize again. If Miko giggled when Ratchet nearly jump out of his frame from a giant crystal mask jumpscare then it was expected. She's a little shit, your honor. Especially to Ratty.

What do you guys think?

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base-and-co · 7 months

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those hyperspace eyes - i'm so proud of this metaphore you don't even know, guys.

well, I wanted to write it and I did! so here it is!

Meeting between Ezra and Jacen.

"Wait, Chopper, wait for me!" Jacen called out to droid, but Chopper didn't even slow down, still crossing long halls with a speed of a crazy tin can. Which, some might say, he was. Jacen could hardly keep up with Chopper, and had to apologize to every person who was shamelessly pushed to the side by the speeding droid.

They were heading down to the hangars - Jacen hoped that it were aunties Sabine and Ahsoka, who made his mother and then Chopper blast off to get there. Chopper was very close to literally blasting off.

He was nearly flying past hallways and spooked pilots, when they finally reached big open door marking entrance to the hangars.

"Chopper!" Jacen yelled again, but droid gave him little to no attention, continuing his way straight to Ghost. Jacen could hear loud high noise, coming from Chopper - usually he had no problem understanding him, but for some reason he could not make out what exactly was Chopper shouting. It almost felt like a name? Or a curse? Something in between?

Before running after Chopper, Jacen stopped to breathe a bit - he got tired, trying to catch up to his metal uncle, - and his chest was tight and almost hurting. Mom said he needed to train more, but well, it wasn't his fault that he would rather spend another hour in flying simulator then run. He was good at running, actually. Especially after a good prank. He was good at hiding too. At least that's what he was famous in the HQ for - besides being son of General and a jedi, that is.

Mostly, Jacen was a little mischievous boy, who loved his family and his mom and their ship and the sky and stars. He loved Chopper's humor (at times malicious), he loved Sabine's style and when she gave him shooting lessons, he loved Zeb's fur and how gentle he was, like a big stuffed animal, yet everyone around still were spooked by him (it was so fun to ride on Zeb's shoulders that one time! it felt like he was protected by his own bodyguard). Jacen loved his mom. Loved her soft smiles and slightly annoyed glances, loved her pets on his head, loved how she could become one with Ghost when they were flying through clouds and meteors, loved how her lekku tingled him, when she would catch him from the back and they would laugh 'till they were out of breath. He loved her stories. Especially of his father and Ezra.

They felt a bit unreal, but Jacen loved to believe in them - he loved to imagine who they were, what would they be like, based on all those stories he heard from Specters.He knew Ezra was mischievous, like him. He knew his father was stubborn at times and for some reason he was so-so afraid of granddad Cham (Zeb loved this one so much he would always burst laughing). He knew they both were jedi knights and they sacrificed themselves in order to save the galaxy and their loved ones. They were gone so Jacen could live.

Jacen was too young to fully comprehend all of this. He knew that people of those stories were real, he just had a bit of a hard time to differentiate his believes from reality. So when he saw his mother standing in front of a bearded man, both crying, he blinked in surprise. Who was that?

In a way, the man looked like a kid. He was covering his eyes with his hand, but Jacen could see tears streaming down his face and into his beard - he was laughing and crying at the same time. Jacen's mom was holding him by the shoulders, smiling and crying too. Aunt Sabine was standing a few steps away, with the same strange expression. Why was everyone crying?!

Chopper, still beeping, was heading towards the group, full speed and Jacen started running again.

"Watch out!" boy yelled, watching as his mother turned around and jumped away mere seconds before Chopper smacked into the man his metal head on and manipulators out and then noises continued. Aunt Sabine burst out laughing, when the man fell on the floor 'cause of the impact, but quickly adjusted himself, grabbing droid with both hands. Jacen blinked in surprise. He had never seen anyone being so happy to be ran into by Chopper before.

"Chop!" he heard man's loud voice and Jacen had a weird feeling crawling in the back of his mind. He knew he heard this voice before, but not with his own ears. Jacen brisked close to his mother, still watching, as the bearded stranger was nudging his head with the cold metal of Chopper, who for some reason would not shut up. "I missed you too, you bucket, I missed you too..."

Missed him? No, but for real - who was this man?

"Mom?" Jacen looked up to his mother, tagging on her jacket lightly, and her green eyes finally saw him, shimmering with tears and happiness. She put the hand on boy's back and looked on the man again. Jacen did the same, just in time to meet man's gaze.

He had blue eyes and now boy was sure he never saw him before. Because those eyes were remarkable - they were so bright and blue, they looked like the hyperspace itself. Jacen didn't even notice when his mouth opened and a quiet "wow" spilled out. There was surprise in those eyes.

"Is that?.." man looked up at Jacen's mother, and she probably nodded, because he quickly looked back up at Jacen. For some reason, Jacen was feeling like he had know this man before, yet he was completely new. Like a... A picture? A photo? A hologram, seen in person for the first time?

"Hi!" man smiled at him and Jacen smiled back, a bit hesitantly, still trying to grasp what the feeling was exactly. "You're Jacen, right? I'm so happy to meet you!"

And then it clicked. Those eyes, this voice, blue hew in his dark hair and those scars on his cheek - it all matched! Jacen's eyes opened wide when he realized he was looking at the story - the story his mother and Ghost's crew told him so many times.

"You're Ezra," Jacen breathed out, making the man blink in surprise. "Ezra Bridger!"

Ezra backed up a bit, gazed at Sabine and Hera for a split second, and then looked back at the boy in front of him.

"Yeah, I am!" he laughed. "How did you know?"

Jacen shrugged.

"You match the stories. And my head tickles, like it does with aunt Ahsoka sometimes. Your eyes are so cool!" he was not over the fact that he was looking into the hyperspace straight through this man's eyes. What if Ezra's connection to purrgils Jacen's mom told him about, was because of his eyes?

"Thank you!" Ezra let out a surprise laugh and eyed Jacen from head to toe, but boy was okay with it. "You look so much like... I don't know."

"He reminds me of you. A lot." Ezra looked up on Hera, dumb smile still plastered all over his face. She was smiling too, but softer, gentler. Jacen looked up too, just in time to see the mischievous sparkle flicker in his mom's eyes. "And you both are huge sticks in an engine, like Kanan was."

Chopper laughed, like he knew something. Jacen could swear he could hear droid saying something about "censoring the expression".

"Okay now," Sabine stepped forward. "I think our little adventurer gotta go take a hot shower and change."

"Yeah," Ezra pushed himself up. "I would love to, actually. Hope I can fit in some spare clothes you have here."

"We'll find something for you," Hera assured him, her hand still on Jacen's back. The boy was watching Ezra silently, his mouth slightly opened.

"Ezra," he called right when he and Chopper were about to go into the living quarters. Ezra let out a "hm?", turned around and looked at Jacen with his big blue eyes. "Are you my brother?"

Silent was deadly, yet short and Jacen didn't notice. Ezra huffed a laugh and then smiled.

"Yeah, you can say so."

"Why am I an aunt then?!"

#ahsoka series #ezra bridger #jacen syndulla #big bro little bro #spoliers #chopper is a menace #no beta we die like Kanan #rebels

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spahhzy · 9 months

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The Happiest Day.

Jaune had awoken to find himself, now outside the entrance of the old 'Merry Maiden's Pizza place'. What shocked him most was that it looked like it wasn't dilapidated or abandoned. It looked like it was in operation!

What was going on?

Last he remembered, he had stopped his 'mother' by burning down all of 'Merry Maiden's Haunt' and that a piece of the support beam hit him and then... nothing.

Jaune felt a tug on his pants, and he looked down to see a sight that made him almost tear up.

Jaune: P-penny?

It was a little girl, short ginger hair, freckles on her face and she held a big smile.

Penny: Salutations!

Jaune: W-whats going on? What's happening? Am I dead?

Penny: Nope!

They sat in silence as Penny just bounced on the heels of her feet.

Jaune: ...then w-what's going on?

Penny: The happiest day!

Jaune: What do you mean?

Penny: Close your eyes and hold out your hands, Jaune.

Jaune, seeing nothing else to do, closed his eyes held out his hands and, in an instant, felt something put into his hands.

Penny: You deserve to witness it.

Jaune: Witness what Penny?

Penny said nothing. All she did was smile before going behind Jaune and pushing him inside the pizza place.

The bright light blinded him for a moment, but his vision returned.

???: Woooooah! Look at the big cake!

Jaune let out a gasp as he felt his throat tighten up. He knew that voice, It may have been many years, but he always knew that voice.

Jaune looked to his right to see a young girl with black hair and red tips looking up at him in amazement. She was carrying a stuffed scythe he had helped her win.

It was Ruby.

Ruby: Mister? are you here for the party as well?

Jaune wanted to stop everything right then and there to give the small girl a big hug.

Penny: Keep going, don't stop. Ruby, my friend here has to give the birthday girl her cake will you walk with us?

Ruby eyes sparkled, and she nodded.

???: Woah sis, that's a big cake, you think birthday girl will eat all that?

That voice was Yang! Jaune bit back a sob.

???: obviously not, that's why she has us to help her eat it!

Jaune felt his throat constrict more as his eyes began to get all misty as Penny just kept pushing him forward. That was Weiss. He knew that tone anywhere.

Soon, two more small kids came into view as it was Weiss, and she had a small tiara on her head, he remembered winning won of those hard prize games and Yang had little mittens on her hands, something Jaune won for her in the prize corner.

Penny: Come along with us, guys it's time for the birthday girl to get her cake.

Yang and Weiss nodded.

Yang: Wait, we forgot Blakey!

???: I'm here!

Yang: Gah, don't spook us!

Blake: Sorry.

Jaune just wanted to sob, it was Blake and she was still wearing the cat ears he had gotten her,all Jaune wanted to do right now was to hug his friends and apologize for everything that had happened to them.

Penny: Come on, Jaune, almost their.

The sight of five small children following behind Jaune as the small Penny pushed him forward until finally, the pushing stopped, and suddenly Ruby, Weiss, Blake, and Yang ran right past him.

Penny: You can set the cake down now Jaune.

Jaune looked down at Penny, who nodded to him. Tenderly, Jaune sat the cake down and stood up, now able to look around, Jaune felt his heart leap.

Seven seats at a big table with balloons and decorations.

Ruby, Weiss on one side, Blake and Yang on another, and at the head of the table was...

Jaune: T-trivia?

The girl In question titled her head, the big top hat on her head tilting over as well.

It was his best friend. She was here. They were all here, but She looked sad.

Ruby: Hey Trivia, why are you looking glum?

Yang: Yeah, it's your birthday you should be happy!

Weiss: Aren't we missing someone?

Blake: Penny's here, but...oh wait? We're missing Jaune!

Trivia sulked some more, and Jaune knew he had to do something anything.

Jaune: H-hey trivia?

Trivia looked at Jaune.

Jaune: I-im Jaune's older brother, I know he couldn't be here today and he is really sorry so he sent me instead a-and he wanted me to tell you Happy birthday! And that you are the best friend he could have ever hoped for, he said to pass on this big hug just for you is that okay?

Trivia looked at Jaune for a moment before nodding, and Jaune smiled before walking over to before giving Trivia a big, warm hug to which Trivia hugged back.

Penny and everyone smiled at the sight.

Penny: Alright, everyone, it's time to sing happy birthday!

Jaune stepped back before grabbing a lighter that was on the cloth table. He ignited the 12 birthday candles.

P/J/R/W/B/Y: Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you!

Jaune noticed that Ruby began to fade away, leaving only the stuffed scythe in her chair. He was shocked at first but a glance at Penny, who just smiled with tears in her eyes as well.

P/J/W/B/Y: Happy birthday, dear Trivia, Happy birthday to you!

Weiss and Blake soon began to fade away, the tiara and cat ears the only thing remaining.

P/J/Y: From good friends and true, From old friends and new, may good luck go with you and happiness too!

Yang faded away as well, her mittens remained, leaving Just Trivia their as she blew out her candles a happy smile on her face as she was surrounded by friends, it really was the happiest day of her life.

And just like all the others, she faded away as well, the top hat the only thing remaining.

Penny: Their finally freed, the happiest day.

Jaune sunk to his knees as the damn burst, and he let out a long, painful cry.

And Penny stayed with him until his cries were barely more than a whimper.

Jaune stopped soon after wiping his face of tears and snot as he looked back to Penny.

Jaune: Y-you said that their freed right?

Penny: Correct.

Jaune: W-what about you? Why aren't you free?

Penny looked away from him, seemingly unsure of what to say.

Penny: I-im not sure.

Jaune awoke from his slumber from his alarm. Looking at the clock, he saw that it was only 3am.

Grand opening was at 9am.

Jaune: Almost time for the grand opening.

Jaune sighed: I'll put an end to this Penny, and then you, too, can finally rest.

Jaune went back to a dreamless sleep.

#jaune arc #ruby rose #neopolitian (rwby)#yang xiao long #weiss schnee #blake bellodona #penny polendina #the happiest day

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amugoffandoms · 7 months

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woah it's day one of milgramtober guys are you ready for my snippets

please enjoy haruka with candy corn and es, yuno, fuuta, muu, and mikoto joining him today :]

"U-um..." Haruka stares at the bowl of white, orange, and yellow triangles placed randomly on the common room table. "W-who brought this...?"

"Muu asked Es to get us something from overseas, like candy or something. Muu guesses they left it here." Muu picks up a piece and eats it.

"Pretty sure it's candy corn." Fuuta shrugs as he pops a piece of "candy corn" into his mouth. "I saw a lot of it online from people overseas."

"Oh, yeah." Yuno nods. "Some people used to give some to me."

Haruka tilts his head at the bowl. "Um... okay."

"Hey, wait. Haru, have you never had any candy corn?" Mikoto throws some candy corn into his mouth, some of it bouncing off his face.

"I've had cotton candy, is it like that...?" Haruka asks.

"Ehh, sorta..." Fuuta shrugs. "Here, just try some."

Fuuta picks up some candy corn and places it into Haruka's hand.

"If it helps, it tastes like vanilla." Yuno explains.

"Oh... vanilla... um, okay." Haruka hesitantly picks up a candy corn from his hand.

The common room door swing open, spooking everyone inside a little.

"Good afternoon, everyone."

"Suu! You scared us–" Mikoto rubs the back of his neck.

"Does anyone know where I left that bowl?"

"The bowl of candy corn...?" Muu asks hesitantly.

"Yes." Es nods. "Do you have it?"

"Ah, we were eating out of it..." Mikoto nervously laughs.

"Oh." Es walks over to Haruka and picks up the bowl near him. Glancing inside, they sigh with relief. "Good."

"Huh? What was wrong with the bowl?" Yuno blinks as she looks inside and finds nothing.

"Oh, you better not have drugged these with some sort of sleeping thing or I swear–!!" Fuuta huffs and begins pacing around.

"No, I was worried Jackalope's fur had shed into the bowl. He mentioned putting the candy corn Muu requested into the bowl earlier, so I needed to make sure there was no fur..."

"E-eh??" Haruka stares at the bowl and at the piece of candy corn he's holding.

"You'll be fine, Haruka." Es stares with the bowl still in hand.

"Um... okay. I t-trust you..." Haruka slowly places a piece of candy corn in his mouth and eats it. "O-oh...!"

"Wasn't that bad, right?" Mikoto grins.

"It's... sweet." Haruka smiles softly.

"Well, of course it is. It's candy corn!" Fuuta almost throws his hands up before Yuno gives him a look and he grumbles. "I'm glad you like it, though."

"Muu is glad, too! Haruka never seems to smile anyways."

"Hehe... yeah... I like this." Haruka nods as he picks up a couple more candy corn from his hand to eat.

"Well, I'll leave you to it, then." Es places the bowl back down and turns back to the door.

"Hey, wait, Suu!" Mikoto waves his hand.

"Hm? What is it, Mikoto?"

"Come on, try some!"

"Yeah, we haven't found out if you like this, too!" Yuno nods.

"C'mon, the Warden can't be afraid of a little piece of candy corn." Fuuta smirks.

"Fuuta!" Mikoto groans.

"Kidding, kidding!" He throws his hands up in defense.

"Fine. Since you insist." Es walks back to the table and picks up a piece of candy corn. They look at it before eating it.

All watch Es as they eat it.

"...it's fine." Es mumbles.

"Hm...? Are you sure you're not trying to spare our feelings...?" Muu asks.

"I mean it. It's okay. It's not my favorite thing I'd snack on, but I guess I wouldn't mind it." Es shrugs.

"Well, since you're here." Mikoto places a hand on Es' shoulder. "Come hang out with us!"

"What–"

"I know you have work to do, but it's good to take a break." Mikoto looks at Es.

Es looks around the table. Everyone else seems to give their approval or don't seem to care (mostly Fuuta). Haruka is the only one not looking up. "What about Haruka?"

Haruka slowly breathes before looking up. "...I think it would be o-okay..."

The Warden was nice. They were nice. They had to be because they forgave Haruka, right? So, they have to be nice.

"See, everyone's letting you hang out with us." Mikoto grins. "So, take a seat!"

"Alright, alright..." Es sighs and sits down. "What are we going to do?"

"Well, I was thinking of throwing candy corn into our mouths, but that sounds boring..." Mikoto thinks.

"We could throw it into each other's mouths as a little game. Whichever team gets enough in each other's mouth gets the last piece of desert Mahiru makes for us tomorrow." Yuno suggests.

"Oh, you're so on!" Fuuta grins. "Yuno's my partner."

"Alright then! I wish you four the best of luck." Yuno grins back.

"Fine then. Suu is my partner." Mikoto slams the table, causing Muu and Haruka to almost jump back.

"I'm sorry, what–" Es stares at Mikoto.

"Um... I guess that leaves Muu and I together." Haruka glances at Muu, who gives him a soft smile.

"Muu thinks this will be fine, don't you agree?"

Haruka grins.

"Yeah...!"

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Give us a jealous Daryl, pleaseee? 🥹

Yes...you guys are giving me such inspiration lately. Takes place season 10 when Negan is out and about in the world.

My legs ache as I lift on my tippy-toes, trying my best to hang the sheets up on the line without any help from anyone else. Daryl told me that some kids broke the stool that I typically use to hang clothes and that I would have to fair well on my own without it and, being me, I told him that I would be fine, that I could reach no problem.

But I can't reach the damn line.

With a huff, I ball the sheets up in my hands as I stare upwards at the clothes line, wondering how in the world I'm going to figure this out without calling for someone else, who is probably working much harder than me, to help me do my assigned job.

It's not my fault they broke the stool.

"Would you by any chance need some help with that?" My hair whips in the wind as I turn on my heel, Negan standing about ten feet away with me with a bashful smile on his lips. "Sorry, didn't mean to spook you." He holds his hands up in surrender, cautiously stepping towards me as I break a smile.

He had been trying to readjust back into an actual society after being a prisoner for some years and, before that, a complete sociopath. I wasn't around for the actual horror and terrible acts that he committed, only hearing stories from Daryl about his time as a prisoner at the Sanctuary. It made me mad, it still does. But the Negan that did all of those things is not the same Negan who was crying on the cell floor, begging to die so he could be with his wife. Along with that, I know that he's been getting a lot of shit from the kids and the council, but he did save Judith and Daryl's dog.

That has to count for something.

"Yeah I do need help." I snort, but I quickly look around, my brows pulling together. "Are you sure, though? I wouldn't want you to get in trouble or anything..."

"Hey, who knows. Maybe I'll be on even better terms by helping Dixon's girl, huh?" He laughs, taking the sheet from me as he simply hangs it up on the line above us. I watch with a smile, running a hand over my sweaty forehead as he picks up the next blanket from the basket.

"Aye!" Oh no. Daryl quickly approaches us, his hand shoving me behind him as he glares at Negan, chest heaving with fury. My hand immediately tugs on the back of his shirt, trying to get his attention but he's too blinded by anger and concern. "Why're you talkin' to her?" He seethes, turning to look at me with concerned eyes but I just shake my head.

"I couldn't reach the line, D, he was helping. I'm okay, it's all good." I offer with a small laugh, trying my best to reassure him and break the tension as much as I can but he just stands his ground, turning back to Negan with conviction in his eyes. Negan visibly takes a step down, holding his hands up once more with a disappointed smile. "It's okay, seriously. Thank you, Negan, for helping." I move around Daryl to take a step in between them, putting some distance between Daryl's wrath and Negan's 'kicked puppy' energy.

With a small nod, Negan just turns around on his heel, making his way away from us as I look to meet Daryl's eyes with a disappointed sigh. My hands lift to rest on my hips as my brows raise, waiting for some sort of explanation.

"Don't like 'im. You know that." He mutters, his eyes avoiding mine as I reach up to cup his cheeks in my hands. He huffs childishly as I tilt my head at him, forcing him to look down at me.

"Play nice." I whisper, thumbs brushing over his cheeks as he takes a deep breath, his hands reaching out to rest on my hips. "He saved Dog and Judith. And he saved me from falling flat on my face trying to hang those sheets." I giggle, forcing a smile from him as he nods, the corner of his lips ticking up.

"Coulda come and got me." He shrugs, his cheeks blushing gently as I grin, realizing that this wasn't because it was Negan but because someone else was helping me that wasn't him. "Next time, you come 'n get me, alright?" He offers as I lean up, pressing a gentle kiss to his lips, lingering a bit as he relaxes into me.

"I'll make sure to come get you next time I need a knight in shining armor."

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#daryl #daryl dixon #daryl x reader #daryl dixon x reader #the walking dea #the walking dead fic

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magnolix · 2 years

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Hashira x y/n | Halloween Smut Headcanons

'Tis the season to be spooky! Here are some soft (and maybe spicy) headcanons for how some of the hashira celebrate with y/n

tw: gn!reader, cursing, scary movies, modern!au, daddy kink, smut headcanons, fingering, toys

characters: tengen, rengoku, giyuu,

Tengen

he goes ALL OUT on decorating

I'm talking fake spiders, giant cobwebs, light displays, gravestones

once, orders a real-life animal corpse for decorations in the graveyard

the smell was horrible

he's also really big on the dressing-up half

authentic costumes

tailored perfectly to fit you

matching costumes, group costumes, expensive costumes, overly complicated costumes

he loves all of it

sometimes you tease him by wearing intentionally risque outfits

he loves it when you're dressed up as a maid

his favorite is when you're in something soft or with a corset

he couldn't take his eyes off of you when you first did it

"looking flashy, y/n"

despite you both being adults, you still go trick or treating

and when you don't, you're handing out candy

kids always come running up to your door and beg for candy

Tengen buys the biggest bars of chocolate and all the jumbo-sized candy for them

if you guys have a pet, they get an outfit too

no negotiations

when it's just the two of you, it's scary movie night

Halloween, Coraline, Nightmare on Elm Street, IT, Nightmare before Christmas

he uses this time to get you flustered

you'll get spooked and cuddle up to him

meanwhile, under the blankets, let's just say it's not the most family-friendly thing in the world

"Does baby like it when daddy holds them close?" "Yes daddy," you moan into him as he pleases you with his fingers

you two almost never get invited for movie nights anymore

but you don't mind

Rengoku

he doesn't get to decorate as much as he'd like with his family, but sometimes he and Senjuro decorate the outside

Senjuro loves making homemade ghosts

he hangs them around the house when he can

you once saw Shinjuro smile as he found one

it almost brought you to tears

occasionally you and Rengoku spend the night at your father's home

you watch movies with him and his brother together

never anything too scary (because of Senjuro)

if Senjuro falls asleep during the movie, Rengoku puts him to bed and you two escape to another room

one time, Rengoku got curious and used some decorations as toys

that was quite the talk with Shinobu

during trick-or-treating, you two walk with Senjuro, and sometimes Genya or Tanjiro's group tags along

you, Senjuro, and Rengoku all have matching costumes

you also buy extra candy just in case Senjuro doesn't get a lot

"Hey what's that?" "What?" Senjuro turns around "Must have been a shadow," you say after pouring an entire bag of candy into his own

when it's just you and Rengoku though, much like Tengen, you two watch scary movies

you both make a big ass blanket nest for the two of you to lie in

as you're watching, you start to scoot closer and closer to Rengoku

if you're sitting on his lap or spooning, prepare for botty wiggles

Giyuu

hates Halloween

he's fine with the candy and costumes

but trick-or-treating is a no no

because he has something else in mind

one day you came home and were scooped up before being taken to the bedroom

he puts on the Halloween movie in the background as you two engage in pleasantries

"You look gorgeous, y/n-" "shut up, I'm trying to watch the movie"

when you two DO do anything festive, it's minimal

you'll dress up for the 31st and put a few decorations around the house but other than that it's pretty tame

he is a big fan of Christmas though

I hope you all enjoy this one, I know it's short but it was more of practice since I'm working on some other things. I also hope you all enjoy Halloween. Remember to brush all your teeth

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Hi Naff!! My friend and I are huge fans of Cryptid Sightings, we both run to each other and yell about each new update, and she has a few questions regarding your fic! I'm sending them in for her since she doesn't have Tumblr but we're both very curious about these things! Hope you have a lovely day!!

Hello Naff! I hope that you’re having a great day today. I love reading your works and just had some questions regarding Cryptid Sightings. (Most of them regard the boys’ relationship with the kids, but I hope that you don’t mind.)

• How would they help a child that’s scared of them? (With the vessel on because maybe they’re scared of clowns, have accidentally seen them in their true form, or when they’re possessing a toy and are suspicious of the toy “coming to life”?)

• Or if they’re in danger, but can’t touch them because maybe they’ve been baptized or are wearing something holy? (Ex: a cross necklace or hijab)

• How would they react to a child who wasn’t so scared of cryptids? (I remember when I was little there was this boy I knew who would info-dump about different types of monsters to me in a book he had! Specifically, he really liked the monsters that hid in your closet and the Hunchback.) Or what if the child saw them in their true form, but wasn’t scared at all?

• How would they deal with IPad kids/kids addicted to their phone? Or with kids who are a bit bratty/bully others?

• How would they comfort a kid who doesn’t speak English or can’t talk? (Ex: maybe they speak Spanish or use ASL in order to communicate) Do any know any other languages or have picked up a few words/phrases over the years before Y/N?

• Do pregnant mothers fall under the sacred rules? (Considering how they’re bearing a child)

• What if a child was infected by a cryptid? (Like they got bit by a vampire or something) Would they still be safe under the sacred rules?

• What if they come across a rule breaker who’s repenting for their sins or are being purified?

• We know that they love watching Casper with their heart, but how would they react to other forms of children media featuring monsters? (Such as Gravity Falls, Missing Link, or perhaps Monster High)

• Have the boys been in different countries or have witnessed certain historical events? (Considering how they’ve been wandering around before Y/N)

Thank you in advance if you answer these questions! I also hope to make some possible fanart or an edit for your fic <3

Heya!! Oh my gosh, my heart is melting, ahhh, thank you so much! ♥ My day was great! I hope you guys have a lovely day as well! I don't mind questions at all!

The boys would speak very softly to the child, and depending on what would comfort the specific child, hold their hand with their vessel's hand or keep their distance but gently reassure them that they mean no harm and are here to protect them. They would also say that they're not like other monsters, they're a monster that scares those who aren't nice to the kid. They are here for the little one, to keep the kid safe at night, and that nothing bad will happen while they are here watching over the child.

In these cases, Moon would be able to touch the child and protect them, but that would only occur at night. During the day, Sun couldn't be near the child, but he would turn his attention to the threat and take it out first before the danger could ever reach the kid.

(That kid sounds awesome lol) They would be pleasantly surprised if a kid wasn't scared of cryptids/them. Kids come in all kinds of kinds, so to find one that's intrigued by monsters and spooks in the night is fun for them, and though they wouldn't necessarily hang around such a child in their true form, they would like to pat the kid's head before drawing the arm back into their vessel.

Sun is a lot nicer about getting children active and away from devices, and he makes it fun like it's the child's idea instead of Sun's nudging! Moon on the other hand will be a bit more sneaky and hide the devices away, especially if it's cutting into their bedtime, and to make up for it, he'll tell the kid bedtime stories. As for a not-so-sweet kid, they'd be firm but gentle with rebukes, though they would get to the root of the problem and tear it out—addressing the true issue of why the child was acting out in such a way.

(I've never thought of this before!) Sun/Moon knows enough different languages to comfort a kid, but it's not fancy or eloquent, just the basics, but, that's usually enough to help them settle a child down. However, with ASL, they would have to learn that and they would love for a kid to teach them! They're not against learning new things, especially if it allows them to bond better with a child.

Yes, pregnant mothers fall under sacred rules! Sun/Moon can sense the baby's heartbeat so a pregnant mother would be protected by Sun/Moon if she were in danger.

It's a very rare instance to meet a cryptid who was turned as a child, but, in the instance of a vampire, they would have no heartbeat, nothing for Sun/Moon to sense and become aware of the little one. It's a very horrifying event for Sun/Moon to confront, but the kid isn't technically alive anymore, and the sacred rules don't apply to the dead. This would be up to Sun/Moon's discretion.

Sun/Moon doesn't care for repentance or purifying, for a rulebreaker is marked and nothing can wash that away. It's very cruel and unforgiving, but there is no way to mend the sacred rules once a human has broken them.

Oh, they would be delighted by other cartoon monster media! Especially if little kids enjoy it.

Yes, and yes.

Ah, I hope these answer your questions! I look forward to it ♥

#cryptid sightings #the-river-runs

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So, inspired by a post by @bogleech on the idea of a mascot horror thing specifically for kids where the monster is the playable hero, I made a design for a main character in such a work, and I have a concept bouncing around in my head that I may as well share!

They're basically from a creepy ambiguous "family entertainment center," but the twist is they're sincerely the good guys, trying to protect humanity from far worse monsters. Ideas I have bouncing around for those include the BeaverHats and Jane Doe, if anyone has any thoughts on those. The gameplay would focus on that sort of tension and resource management akin to old-school survival horror, in that all your special abilities use your health as their fuel, creating that "to use or not to use" struggle. And you'd not only have to fight the nasty monsters, but also retreat from adult humans trying to attack you because they think you're causing the problems. You can't hurt the humans, because you're trying to help them, the best you can do is just stun or spook them, adding that further tension. I say adult humans because kids would actually be far more receptive to what's going on and willing to help, even though the adults won't listen to them. Because again, the idea is this game would be for kids who like mascot horror characters and want one that's the hero, and one of the most universal experiences as a kid is being very aware of something bad the adults around you don't seem to care about.

With that audience in mind, the horror elements would be from the school of "Technically safe for kids, but significantly more fucked up than just normal brutal death," a bit like Courage The Cowardly Dog or those 80s movies with nightmare fuel moments if you're familiar. The idea for the release would also be it's episodic, each episode introducing a new map, a new type of enemy, and a new character with their own gameplay style and tradeoffs compared to the "main" one (I have a couple of ideas bouncing around my head there too). But it would also add challenges re-using/remixing enemies/maps from all the parts so far to extend the game with less assets.

So, thoughts? ...And yes, I'm aware that mascot resembles Candyman from Lethal League a lot, that was a pure coincidence, I was actually thinking of HR Pufnstuff of all designs along with a general idea of a very simple uncanny yet creepy-cute creature design, and I haven't been able to find any colors for the head that work better than that yellow. Is the resemblance too much?

#my art #character design #creature design #survival horror #mascot horror #horror games

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cy-cyborg · 8 months

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Sometimes think I had a normal childhood for someone growing up in the Aussie country (you know, when you ignore the disability and trans stuff lol) Then I talk to my sister and remember the absolutely ridiculous things that happened back home...

My school's cross country course (a sporting event where you walk/run several kilometres on dirt tracks) passed through a park that had a helicopter landing pad. During cross country one year, there was a helicopter parked there. Someone in my sister's year group stole it... or tried to. I don't think he was successful, but that depends on who you're talking to lol.

A guy stole a bulldozer from a roadwork site and used it to steal a coin machine at the car wash by just scooping the machine up in the little tray thing. The theft was caught on camera, as was his escape back into the closest thing we had to a busy suburb and yet, the coin machine, nor the bulldozer were ever seen again.

There was a ghost who lived at the showground, or so the story goes. Everyone greets her when we use the hall for community events. This makes the church across the road very angry. So much so a pastor used to go to the primary school to tell the kids not to talk to the ghost. Now I'm pretty sure everyone in my generation at least does it out of spite. From what I know about the ghost, I think she'd approve lol.

During my time in high school, 3 bodies were found on the beach. One was found by our school's beach walking class (also we had a beach walking class, it was an elective sport). Things continued as normal.

My high school had an elective marine biology class and part of the course was to get your scuba licence. I learned after graduation this is not normal, most schools don't have this class as an option. Did some digging and learned that it's whole reason for it being included was to make it easier to teach kids to scuba dive because people keep throwing things in the lakes around town/the ocean and they literally can not hire divers fast enough to clean it up. The class got cancelled after my year group because a girl in my class tried to fight a shark (this shark would approach divers but was known by the instructor to be really placid, so they just let her be, but this apparently spooked the school. Fair).

Our geography teacher was a conspiracy theorist and dooms day prepper that believed the whole 2012 thing. His approach to giving us tests was "we're all going to be dead in a few years and it's ridiculous they're even making you come to school so here's the answers so you don't have to waste time studying" - we had to re-take our year 10 final exam because of him...

#aussie #I thought all this was normal #life in the country #rural #rural australia #weird shit happens in the bush

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Green Lantern Corps Quarterly #8 (Spring 1994)

When Hal Jordan went bonkers in GL#50, he didn't just kill the Green Lantern Corps -- he also killed Green Lantern Corps Quarterly, the anthology series that, as the editor goes out of his way to point out in this final issue's letter column, was still selling pretty well when it got cancelled. DC could have kept the series going with past stories of the Corps, or maybe current stories of past Corps members, but I guess they wanted to go all in on the "only ONE Green Lantern left" thing and felt this series undermined that idea, so they asked Lobo to stop by and help kill it.

The stories included in this loosely "Emerald Twilight"-connected issue are:

"The Book of Endings"

The issue's framing story is written by Superman editor Mike Carlin, which I'm guessing means it had to be done at the last minute and he drew the short straw at the office. This story reveals that, while Hal and Sinestro where fighting in GL #50, they didn't even notice that the Book of Oa, the massive book containing the history of the Corps and the Guardians of the Universe, was burning up right in front of them (and neither did the Guardians, apparently, or they would have thrown some water on it or something).

As the oversized pages burn, we see stories that have absolutely nothing to do with "Emerald Twilight," like...

"Close Encounters"

This story is set during World War II, when Green Lantern Abin Sur, Hal Jordan's predecessor, is sent to Earth to stop a murderous madman -- but not the murderous madman, because the Guardians have forbidden him from interfering in human wars. Abin's target is an alien mercenary called Dask N'oir, who comes to Earth looking to offer his services (and sci-fi weapons) to the Nazis. Fortunately, the Nazis aren't big on multiculturalism and don't understand alien languages, so they think Dask is a demon and try to fight him.

The Nazis are so spooked that some run off to the Allied side to ask for help against the "demon." There, they bump into the 1940's Flash and (non-Corps affiliated) Green Lantern, Jay Garrick and Alan Scott, who bravely confront Dask... and are knocked out in one blast.

Abin Sur shows up to arrest the alien criminal, but he too gets easily knocked out when Dask shoots some yellow goo at his hand that incapacitates his Green Lantern ring. When Abin wakes up, he realizes Dask stole the ring, leaving him defenseless. That's when Abin notices that one of the unconscious Earthlings around him happens to have an off-brand GL ring on his finger...

So, Abin borrows Alan's ring and goes off to fight Dask, eventually tricking him into shooting that yellow goo at his own hand, thus allowing Abin to retrieve his ring. Before leaving with Dask, Abin returns Alan's ring and wipes his and Jay's memory of the encounter. The story ends with Abin looking forward to the day he can return to Earth (spoilers: he shouldn't) as Alan wakes up and wonders why his ring is in the wrong finger.

"Bad Intentions"

This one is written by future Guy Gardner: Warrior writer Beau Smith, and features an extremely Beau Smith character called Probert the Bad One, a sort of alien Conan the Barbarian with guns. One day, right after Probert has blown up a T. Rex to rescue a kid from being eaten, a Guardian shows up to ask him for help in taking down his sector's Green Lantern, Krudd, who has used his ring to take over a wealthy planet. Great pick, Guardians.

Probert only agrees to help because Krudd has taken his former lover, Poola, as a concubine, but he refuses to take the ring the Guardian offers him, because Probert don't wear no pansy-ass rings. (This might explain why Poola is a former lover.)

Of course, Probert regrets that decision once he's fighting Krudd and realizes his machine gun is no match for a power ring that can conjure up anything, including anti-machine gun force fields. Just as he's saying that, a GL battery materializes right next to him. Probert starts trying to activate the battery with various oaths ("It's probably something girly-like. Flower flower, give me the powers.") until he lands on something that works: "GIVE ME THE JUICE!"

Suddenly, despite still wearing no ring, Probert is imbued with green power, which he uses to materialize more guns. Krudd fights dirty and is actually quite good with the ring, so Probert ends up taking it away by cutting his finger off with a green energy knife (at least he didn't cut off the entire hand, unlike some other maniac).

Once Krudd is incapacitated, the Guardian comes back to take him and Probert's power away, but Probert says nah, it's his now. The Guardian takes that to mean that Probert has agreed to continue helping them "on retainer" and vanishes before Probert can protest.

He still ain't wearing no ring, though.

"Yella Belly!"

In this Gene Ha-drawn story, L.E.G.I.O.N. sends Lobo to Garnet, the most crime-ridden planet in the universe, to collect a criminal. This puts him in conflict with Garnet's very un-Green Lantern-like Green Lantern, Jack T. Chance. Lobo's not in the mood for fighting one of his many '90s ripoffs... until Jack calls him a "yella belly." Big mistake.

In the fight that ensues, Jack tries killing Lobo with a green chainsaw, but the ring stops him because that's not within its parameters. "Letting its wearer get kicked in the nuts" is within those parameters, though.

Jack tries shooting Lobo in the head with a regular gun, but Lobo catches the bullets with his teeth and headbutts him after playing dead. As Jack is recovering from that blow with the assistance of some booze, Lobo gets an idea based on Jack's hurtful remark from earlier: he covers himself in the yellow blood of some other alien he'd killed earlier and exploits the ring's yellow weakness to beat the crap out of Jack, yelling "Yella belly! Yella belly! YELLA BELLY!"

Lobo tries stealing Jack's ring, but it's "encoded by his D.N.A." and can't be stolen... so, for the second time this issue, someone cuts a ring-bearer's finger off. By simply "wearing" Jack's severed finger on top of his own, Lobo is able to access the ring's power and thinks about all the wonderful things he's gonna do with it (starting with exploding L.E.G.I.O.N.'s planet) -- until the ring informs him that it only works in planet Garnet, killing Lobo's interest.

As Lobo leaves with that criminal he came for, we see the finger crawling back to Jack and reattaching itself to his hand. Upon waking up and learning that Lobo left, Jack takes that as a victory and declares himself the baddest dude in Garnet. (Until he was easily beaten by Hal and left for dead in space, anyway.)

Back to the framing story, the narration concludes that the Guardians are a bunch of incompetent asses and kinda had this whole "Emerald Twilight" thing coming. All the stories in this issue feature a ring being stolen and used for nefarious purposes (not always in that order), so maybe it has a point. As the Book of Oa finishes burning, we get a small glimpse of the future: it appears to be a young man...

...wearing a crab on his face?! Huh, weird.

Plotline-Watch:

I guess the above panel means this issue is technically the first appearance of Kyle Rayner's classic "crab face" costume, discounting ads and stuff like that. This should be going for hundreds on eBay, not a couple of bucks!

We'll see Probert the Bad One return on Guy Gardner: Warrior pretty soon. Alan Scott will also make some appearances there, starting sooner than you might think.

Lobo and L.E.G.I.O.N. will cross paths with Kyle Rayner in the near future, though they won't be called L.E.G.I.O.N. anymore...

Speaking of Lobo, as he's leaving Garnet's atmosphere, he kicks some little dweeb off his flying vehicle while exclaiming "One side, fan boy!" I have no idea if that's supposed to be someone in particular or if it's just a random joke, so I will assume it's the titular fanboy from the 1999 Fanboy miniseries by Sergio Aragonés.

And speaking of planet Garnet, I looked it up and its next appearance is in Superboy and the Ravers, of all places, so I guess we'll see that eventually over at the '90s Superman blog.

Guy-Watch:

Guy Gardner: Warrior #19 continues the "Emerald Fallout" storyline and also Guy's fight with Militia (or as Guy has started calling him, "Melissa"). Ice helps, but then she starts getting a little too aggro (a side-effect of her new powers) and tries to take on Militia all by herself while leaving Guy behind, which doesn't go too well for her.

With Ice down and Guy's new armor malfunctioning, Militia's really got our hero by the balls. Militia picks that moment to reveal his identity and why hunting Guy was so personal to him: he's Guy's supposedly dead cop brother, Mace Gardner! Cue emotional "family reunion" music.

Mace resented Guy for becoming a superhero so, after getting crippled, he faked his death and volunteered for government experiments that gave him his legs back at the cost of making him look and sound like a '90s supervillain. Just when it seems like Mace might kill him, Guy's yellow power ring, which has been on the fritz for the past two issues, gets a sudden burst of energy that allows him to defeat his bro in about two seconds.

Seeing that Militia failed them again, his superiors at the Quorum decide to ditch him and remotely disable his armor, leaving him crippled again. What's all this stuff got to do with "Emerald Twilight," you might ask? Not much, until Alan Scott suddenly shows up (told you he'd be back soon) and tells Guy the universe is in danger. So, you know, TO BE CONTINUED.

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artzzyb00-27 · 2 months

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Fire-Fam kids Teenage Adventures: Spook Squad

Good Ole Halloween one shot in February. Deal with it.

Halloween. A day for stupidity, fun, childhood, partying, and teenagers testing tolerance. Okay so maybe they went a bit farther than intended. All of them are sitting on top of Harry's pickup truck while eating the pizza they ordered around an hour ago. Which meant right now it was 9:30 something PM and they were gonna get whooped back home. They had to hand it to Manny though. The view was worth it. Let's rewind shall we?

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Earlier that day, Oct. 31 2027 Manny was walking to Chris' house to pick him up, and head to the park nearby to scout potential candy hot houses till Eddie decided against it.

"Hey, mijo! Come in! We've got breakfast pancakes." Manny was still on edge with Mr.D- Eddie. He hated when Manny called him Mister. Ever since the shooting, Manny felt like he let Chris down. He cared about his friends. Especially Chris. When meeting the rest of their family, Athenatold him he reminded her of someone. Someone named Buck.

Manny didn't see it. A tall, handsome, kind, intelligent in the right ways, brave man was something Manny wasn't at all. Snapping out of his thoughts Manny walked up to the front door and wiped his feet on the doormat. Heading inside past Eddie, he removed his Tío Javier's jacket and hung it on the rack.

"Thank you." He said while heading into the kitchen and sat down at the island to get a view of what Buck was cooking. Hearing the noise, the blonde man looked up and turned around. Smiling he greeted the boy who, in Buck's mind, saved his son's life.

"Hey Manny, how'd you sleep?"

"Alright, thanks for asking. Is Chris still asleep? I could come back later?"

"He woke up a while ago. Besides, even if he wasn't awake, I'd still give you pancakes."

"Despite it not being healthy." Eddie's voice echoed from behind Manny who flinched at the suddenness of the man's presence. "Sorry, didn't mean to scare you."

"Oh, hey Manny," Chris said as he neared the island sitting next to his friend. Just as he sat down, Buck placed 3 tier stacked pancakes drizzled in syrup for the boys and had some eggs cooking for him and Eddie. "Thanks, pops."

"Thank you."

"Sure, anytime you wanna come over and join us for food shoot us a text."

"I might just take you up on that. Your food's delicious."

"Kiss ass."

"Hey, that's not very nice," Manny said in response to Chris pretending to be sad. Making the other boy almost spit his food out. After finishing their plates they both walked up to the sink and washed the plates.

"Thanks, boys," Eddie said handing them his and Bucks plates. "What's the plan for Halloween?"

"Probably just hang out at Athena and Bobby's. We were going to take turns playing COD with Harry and Denny. It's funny making weirdos rage on public servers."

"Fair enough."

"So no costumes?"

"Oh, we didn't say that," Manny said smirking at Chris who also had a mischievous smile. The plan was, to go to the house. Wait a while, ask to go to the park with the Halloween carnival, go there for a bit, then take pictures as ghosts with sunglasses. After that, go to the train tracks in the woods and take pictures of ghosts with sunglasses again.

"I don't like that you two have those looks on your faces," Buck said also smiling(hypocrite) while also being slightly terrified. The boys turned around still smiling, making the couple back away into the living room.

"Think they'll be upset?" Manny asked.

"Nah, I'm with you guys. We'll be okay."

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When they arrived at the Grant-Nash house, both boys quickly took note of the Wilsons' car and bolted upstairs briefly greeting everyone else. Chimney and Maddie were taking Jee-Yun around the neighborhood with Karen and Hen who were taking Nia. The girls had dressed up as genies with pink and blue hair.

When they entered Harry's room, the two boys were already set up and playing the game. They played for a good two hours before hearing the door open and voices resembling the six people who were missing previously.

Once they knew everyone was settled in, they initiated their plans. Going downstairs they went into the kitchen/dining room area.

"Hey, can we go to the 'Halloween Hangout' at the park? There'll be security guards."

"Like that's gonna make us feel better." Athena retorted her son lovingly. "What do y'all think?" She asked looking at the parents of the other two. Hen and Karen smiled and nodded their heads. Eddie and Buck looked at each other for a bit.

"Why not? It's Halloween. Go have fun mijo." Eddie told him earning a smile. Then he turned to Manny who was busying himself with talking with Nia and Jee-Yun. "Hey Manny, you be careful too okay? Make sure they stay out of trouble."

Feeling under the spotlight, Manny froze for a second but then awkwardly saluted the Latin man.

"Y-yes, sir."

Harry, Denny, and Christopher raised their eyebrows but walked in the direction of the door. Pulling the punk with them. After they walked through the door they heard the adults laughing before shutting the door.

Once at the park, they went to different booths. One where you throw rings on witch hats(Harry won Manny a ghost dog plushie), and multiple snack booths. Once they had enough of popcorn and chocolates, they headed to the swings to take the pictures. After taking the pictures, they went to Little Caesars and went off to the train tracks.

When they found it, they took some random pictures of themselves with and without the costumes. One was Harry and Manny recreating the Max and Chloe train track scene from Life is Strange.

After finishing up the makeshift photoshoot they drove up to the cliffside to eat their pizza. Harry posted the pictures on his Instagram tagging the others. Each of them did the same with their versions and made the trunk comfy for them. Placing the boxes in the middle whilst they sat inside looking out at the city while also watching a Miles Morales Jacksepticeye playthrough from the early 2020s. The dummies ended up falling asleep and woke up to over fifty calls in total from their parents.

The last text message was from Athena saying she found their location and they better bring their asses home within the next hour. They had thirty minutes.

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Thank god, for back roads. Manny was shitting himself, squishing Boomy(ghost dog plush) between his arms. Chris was trying to calm him down while Denny told Harry where to go to get back quicker.

When they finally go back, they go back with five minutes to spare. The adults are out on the front porch watching the girls play in the yard and waiting for the quartet. As soon as they got out of the car, Athena got up alongside Eddie and Hen.

"You're lucky we have your locations and your stories. Nice pictures by the way." Semi-smiling, Harry hugged his mom. Denny did the same, apologizing and explaining what happened. When Chris went to hug his dad, Manny stood still and looked down awkwardly. Embarrassed.

Thinking of how badly Eddie probably wanted to punch him. That is til he got pulled into a hug as well.

"Just glad you two are okay." If Manny was holding back tears from spilling out, no he didn't.

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el-sandwhichito-de-geto · 2 months

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@clawzied

Fiction affects reality as much as you let it affect reality. It is not a 1:1 ratio and you can't blame fiction for it. That's like deciding a statue on a park should be removed because one guy got a boner over it. It is not real, the statue is not at fault and it's not hurting anyone. You just need help lol. /j

I think Antishippers have a fundamental misunderstanding of how us Proshippers see stuff and why we argue for the things we argue, for the most part. Your comments are great evidence of that.

And you know what? I agree with you!

I think adults who engage in fandoms around content obviously, and predominantly, made for kids, are kind of awkward and weird (I.E: Adult fans of Bluey and their "Blueysonas").

I think twice before engaging with people who are way too into Lolisho content! That is, they can't enjoy anything that doesn't include Lolisho.

I don't like furries or furry art. Furry characters give me the heebie-jeebies and fursuits are my nightmare fuel.

Do I think these people shouldn't have the freedom to like these stuff? To post it online, in their own little groups, and have friends to share your hobbies with? That they deserve to be attacked for it?

No! Because liking something and being a little weird, and committing a crime, are two entirely different things. And I will fight for a person's freedom of speech and artistic freedom 'til the day I die, cuz if we lose that, we're one day closer to our own doom.

Now, posting kink/NSFW/DD:DNE without warning is asshole behavior. And at that point I am not even talking about children: I'm talking about anyone. I wouldn't want to get spooked by problematic content I am not ready to stomach either and I am 21.

I just don't see why you think these things mean that kink or "rape porn" as you like to call it, are inherently bad when it is harming literally no one. Nobody is getting harmed by my Bully!SatoSugu fanfics or my playthroughs of Degrees of Lewdity.

Also let me just press the Red Button Of Repetition:

"It is not pedophilia because it is not real. No children are getting harmed in the making of those fics or fanarts. Thusly, accusing someone of pedophilia over a drawing or a fanfic is wrong, because it is undervaluing the horrible meaning and weight of the word, comparing the suffering of victims to cartoon drawings who can't and won't feel a thing. Beep-boop".

Lastly leave it to Antis to always play the "um, we are just saying that what you do is wrong lol you guys are so sensitive". What if I accused you of grooming a child for no reason huh? What if I went up to you on a store and started yelling that you touched me and the police escorted you out and people told you you deserve to die? Wouldn't feel good about it, would you? That's literally what you're doing when you accuse us and assume we are potential criminals, like you had a third eye that allowed you to read someone's future by reviewing my feed lskmflamdklas--

#Shit response but I need to leave ASAP for a trip *grunntttttt*#proship #proship please interact #proshipper #profiction #sandwhich rants #discourse

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symphonic-scream · 1 year

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Right right right so. So. My aus. The gay ones.

Let's get the timeline going here

Sorry it'll be a little long I'm in a rambly mood lately

Starts off two years before Persona 5. Starts with an au where Haru and Makoto have been secretly dating since their first year. Makoto was asked by the student council to get stuff from the gardening club, and as their go-for, she finds Haru up on the roof, tending to the garden all on her own. She gets the paperwork from the club room later, but she keeps returning to the roof and that girl that makes every step feel lighter

Just. Picture awkward lanky first year Makoto blushing up a storm in the library after school, hidden away from everyone else, a tiny Haru leaned against her side as they study together, speaking quietly, in their own world.

The devastation during their second year, when Haru has to tell Makoto through her sobs that she's being promised away. That their time is limited. Their little paradise has an expiration date. Makoto just holding her, feeling so, so useless, unable to help the one that means the most to her

Makoto panicking and pretending to barely know Haru when the thieves start zoning in on her, thinking that's the best way to keep their relationship a secret

Then comes the next one, which starts after the Okumura Palace

With no one left, Haru wouldn't want to stay on her own, I don't think. That, doesn't sit right with me? And, since I'm gay and weak, I thought; "hey, what if Makoto invited Haru to stay with her? Oh and Sae I guess"

So this part is just. Haru moves into Makoto's room for the remainder of the plot and so forth. Sae has the spare futon in there at first, but after a month of not being used, it's out back in storage. Slowly, Haru brings her little bit of warmth into the place, adding fresh coffee grounds and little potted plants by the windows

They're domestic your honour

Okay. Next in line falls under Striker's territory.

There's not enough bunks in the bus for all the thieves to have their own, so first night the guys volunteer to sleep at the table. The next day, everyone's already begging for change. Ryuji and Joker had no problem sleeping on the benches, no. The problem was Yusuke, sleeping like a plank on top of the table, stiff like a corpse

Someone has to share so no one is spooked watching that strange guy just. Lie there. And, of course, Makoto gives up her bunk to share with Haru. This results in Makoto actually resting properly, as she's more likely to take a break if it's to cuddle with her gf

And then it's the. "Thieves jokingly call the Okujima twins their siblings" au. Which is. More laid out now

Makoto being the most doting wife while Haru is pregnant. Cooking anything she wishes while ensuring she's getting all her nutrients, massages, relaxing natural candles, new comfy pillows, anything she needs or wants. She builds the cribs herself, frames the ultrasound picture of the twins in her study

They each pick out two names, one for each twin. They talk about it for a good month, testing out how each sound on their own and paired with the others. For their little prince, their first born, their son, they land on Haru's choice; Keima. For their little princess, their youngest, their daughter, Makoto's choice wins; Nonoka

During one of the nights that Ann and Shiho help out with the lil twins, Ann gets all emotional watching her wife smiling down at little Nonoka. That's when it hits her; she wants that. She wants kids, running around looking like her or Shiho or both, raising little ones with her darling Shiho

They talk it out for a couple of months. Ann takes a break from acting and modeling, opting to carry their kid. Shiho scales down her volleyball career, finishes her degree and finds an entree position in physical therapy. They're winding down from the chaos of their young adult days, finding a solid place for the time being, at least

Ann originally wanted a whole horde of kids. But lying there in the hospital, watching her wife carry their son Kantaro over with glassy eyes and a bright smile, she can't picture wanting more. Just her, Shiho, and their little tiger cub

However, a few years down the road they'll get a request from a long forgotten foster registration. An emergency placement, a little enby kid, looking for a welcoming placement. Needless to say, Seren finds a permanent place in their home

Okay let me just go on a random unrelated bit for a second it'll be worth it

Yusuke and Ryuji. But. BUT. Only in the way that they act the exact same way, they just. Kiss every now and then. They really care about each other but like. Being overly affectionate ain't in either of their styles. It's mostly small things, like Ryuji bringing snacks out to Yusuke so he actually eats while painting. Yusuke helping Ryuji get through school, so he can find his place as an elementary gym teacher, playing games and promoting health with young kids

Anyways. They have a son. Ryuji jokes that their kid would probably look French (cause. Running joke of mine that Yusuke looks French) and. Well somehow they just decide "yeah. Baby time." Boom. Their son Takara happens. He only vaguely has French energy

Anyways yeah. Makoto and Haru have my heart thehre so gay and so am I aaaaa. Also feel free to talk to me about any of these ideas. I can't stop thinking about them.

#persona 5 royal #persona 5 #makoto niijima #haru okumura #makoharu #okujima #ann takamaki #shiho suzui #yusuke kitagawa #ryuji sakamoto

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mod2amaryllis · 1 year

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disorganized Nope spoiler thoughts here we go

first I went into this with a slight amount of spoiler knowledge (I had seen something about JJ 'unfolding' and your absolutely incomprehensible posts about the name.) I think I had gotten some sense that the thing was a thing itself rather than a ship. But I didn't really. Get It. I mean, O.J. quietly saying “it's an animal.” still did absolutely put the fear in me.

It now makes some sense that you vibed so strongly with this movie on account of the whole thing with. animal behavior.

I was convinced for a while that Gordy would have something more directly to do with JJ, like an early contact incident or something. Affecting Gordy's actions or something. I was convinced that that one shoe was hovering upright unnaturally. because I still have skinamarink on the brain and I am a fool. But no that's just some shit that occurred. Background, and an illustrative example. Like the horse getting spooked in the commercial.

They really don't say a single word about Jupe's deal. They just show you some stuff and allow you to conclude that that guy sure is some kinda way.

Watched the trailers a couple times, weeks back. It's interesting to me how there is a twist, kind of, but almost everything in the trailers is proportionate to how much of it there is in the movie. Lots of stuff that sent me speculating intensely really isn't that important. Like silver helmet guy. The lady in the pink veil with the face scarring. The small humanoid creatures lurking around (which match the merch).

That last one, I resent just how scary those kids managed to be. Pulling an intense uncanny valley deal from a distance. making that scene progress reaaaaal slow. doing the appear behind him thing you know in your guts is going to happen. oj could've punched them harder and I wouldn't object.

and the tiny glimpses of them in the trailer were really creepy! those unsettled me! but no, Peterson says "alien does not mean little guys. it means alien."

OJ hardly ever making eye contact before everything.

recurring theme of sounds carrying over a great distance. people yelling to each other.

the fact that it doesn't just sound like screaming because that's unsettling. It sounds like screaming because that's what's going on.

O.J. the most good of dudes. One could maybr mistake him for being cold or disinterested, but he cares. In a very solid and stoic way, he cares so much.

They called it Jean Jacket. after Em's first horse. It was hers. she's the one that got a handle on it. she got it.

please forgive the text wall, nobody I'm close to would actually Get the ramble. 💜

brother i don't even have much to say bout this i'm just soaking in your words living laughing loving like soooooooo happy for u....i love you saying you got spoiled but didn't "get it" like the pure fear of. it's an animal. it's an animal it's hunting and eating you. It's An Animal. :)

AND SCARED BY THE JUPE KIDS SOLIDARITY FOR REAL LOL!!!! me and everyone in the theater also!!! it's honestly hilarious they freaking got us there!!

and yes. that was Em's horse. that was Em's alien.

congratulations................you've experienced........the nope hysteria <3

#.........might watch it actually lol #jean jacket my wife my love #m2a #m2answers #nope

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