#I'm going to hell for laughing at this

[coulsonlives]

#funny #surgery cw #anesthesia awareness #surgery ment cw #i'm going to hell for laughing at this

[toomuchbloodinmyalcoholsystem]

same energy

#I'm going through screenshots i took last night and this one made me ugly laugh #metalocalypse #dethklok #william murderface #skwisgaar skwigelf #nathan explosion #toki wartooth #pickles the drummer #he's not in the shot but it's his imagination so i'm tagging him anyway #screenshots #rehabklok #how the hell did the word “rehab” end up stuck on the damn comment in this post? #anyway fixed that #sorry for those that got the goofed up version #my bad

[ikram1909]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGe8p3Lxk/ we wont have this duo till march 2025💔💔💔

The way Rodri ADORES him like he's always playing around with him 😭😭😭 the idea that I won't see Gavi with either him or Laporte for a long time makes me feel sick this is so unfair 🫤

#come back to me gavito I'm willing to beg 😭 #we were supposed to have a Rodri Gavi Pedri midfield in the Euros man #this is so unfair the bald bitch is going to hell #pablo gavi #baby waby #rodri #that nipple pinch still makes me laugh #like what was the reason Rodrigo 😭

[multifandom-damnation]

I can't wait to see what crazy cooky combination of class and race Liam is going to choose for Sam's next Bells Hells character

#critical role #bells hells #i know sam has probably already chosen a backup character but if i don't laugh I'm going to keep crying

[svtskneecaps]

in hindsight, when i first saw bad explaining lore to forever during that legendary 16 hour stream and bad had already, in the early days of brazil, previously established a routine of saying like "ok!" or whatever to the daily server restart message (a message that was early enough in his time zone that he definitely would not have slept and woken up to greet it) SHOULD have clued me in to the fact that this guy never fucking sleeps but holy shit can cucurucho non-canonically scare the fear of god back into him so his head touches the pillow for more than like thirty minutes like WHAT. i mean at this point i'd even suggest sending someone in the code monster skin to float there menacingly and then say in fuckin hatsune miku voice or like chipmunked audio just. "YOU'RE HALLUCINATING, BADBOYHALO. DRINKING WATER IS NOT ENOUGH. GO TO SLEEP."

#qsmp #for clarity: all non-canon actions. code monster would not attack nor spawn anything #literally just there to pop his adrenaline and then hit him with the unexpected so maybe he'll be like yea ok that's enough excitement #and GO TO SLEEP. #shut up vic #block game brainrot #like don't get me wrong i would be him if i were in his shoes #i am the exact same way #but i'm NOT in his shoes therefore i get to be concerned for his welfare all the hell i want #QSMP sends a message in chat: badboyhalo what sort of a time do you call this. #like please convince this dude to close his eyes for thirty seconds at least #chat was like 'bad how many subs to make you take a day off the smp' and he just LAUGHED

[peterb-aka-reason-to-life]

new TV spots! only verified sources!

just look at these EPIC scenes with the spider multiverse!

Peter B in flashbacks to the first part:

rare footage of Pavitr's daily life in Mumbattan:

fresh photo with a unique spider cat:

there are also some shots with Peter B:

and our favorite main character, Miles Morales:

well, where without Miguel:

AND SACRIFICEE!!!

#i'm going crazy #the closer June 2 the crazier I get #this compilation is literally the same “if you laugh #you'll go to hell“ compilation from 2017 #sorry #atsv #across the spiderverse #peter b parker #peter b. parker #spiderverse #across the spider verse #miguel o'hara #miles morales #pavitr prabhakar

[kaisollisto]

avatrice but they're both furniture tables.....

At first Ava just thinks it's just a really good day, the sun is shining at the right angle through the window that warms 3/4s of her. Her broad oak surface preens at the attention. She's always loved the way the window casts light. The slopes and curves hypnotize her.

There's something that calls to her, (the story, the mystery, the mistakes, the process,) that she loves. The arch, Ava pores over, there's a story brimming beneath the smooth glass. It vibrates at a frequency Ava can't get out of her mind. It sings to her and sometimes it drives her insane.

She wants to answer the call, to sing back but Ava is brown oak wood. She was made from the splinters of a great tree she can no longer taste.  The memory lingers like a tender bruise, the taste of something greater, something familiar, but now all she can taste is herself.

She tastes like a forest fire, smokey and raw. It sits inside of her lungs smoldering, burning her up. And Ava has never known how to stop heaving.

Ava's favorite game is finding love in plain sight. She can't calm the forest fire but it's easy to pretend she isn't on fire when passion curls inside her.

She looks for lingering touches, worn away divots, the absence of dust. There's always more to it, a reason, a why, an answer that Ava seeks. (One that she doesn't want to know but seeks.)

It's been years but Ava can still feel her. She stands on 4 legs just like her but there is purpose in the way she holds space. She holds it like a museum (whereas Ava fills her lungs with as much air as she can hold).

The question itches at Ava, it paws at her chest and she's always loved to scratch. She can't find it at first, the love, the absence, the dust, the divot, it's hard. For once in her life Ava just sees a table.

And it eats at Ava, she permeates Ava’s brain like a fine layer of dust. No matter how much Ava wipes off, the dust still settles. Ava can't escape her, they've never held a conversation (but Ava has held the air in her lungs longer in hopes she could taste something different).

-

(She radiates devotion, and what is devotion if not something akin to love Ava thinks.)

#aka just an excuse for me to throw lines together #but also the premise is #hahah #write avatrice but they CAN"T bang #so I said #watch this #this'll be funny #and it wasn't #instead it was harmful #and no one laughed #except me #but it was like a tiny giggle #and yes this unfinished #i couldn't write anymore #my brain hurts #don't look too deep i'm going off of vibes and vibes alone #so if nothing makes sense #thats on me #my bad g #avatrice #table au #god i'm going to hell for even tagging that

[justalittlebluetiefling]

“I fuck with you big time,” Chetney says in the middle of an emotionally devastating conversation.

#i can't stop laughing #i fuck with you big time #i'm going to start saying that to people #critical role #bell's hells #cr3e34 #cr spoilers #cr lb

[thepromiscuousfinger]

#well i'm going to hell for laughing

[keeps-ache]

i'm on some sort of kick lol

#art #my art #artists on tumblr #digital art #oc #listen i think this broke me a little bit Lmaohfv #i started laughing like a maniac and i just noticed i am. so jittery when i exported this rn hfshhd #this has taken me!!! i think like. 3 days #where did tuesday go ?? hello ??? tuesday?? where are you ? #which is frankly ridiculous even by my standards lmao #i Will be rerunning this at least 3 times. holy hells i needs to. stare into the abyss for a little while hvsh #it may look kind of simple but do not be fooled. not even i know how much effort went into this anymore Hfbvshf #my Back hurts there's something going on with my throat i think i magicked a headache away?? my hands are no longer working and my brain? #let's not even talk about it lol #staring into your eyesballs. now what if i designed more robots Hvhsfh #i did enjoy it! did it probably fry every system i need ot function? ye. but i'm gonna do it again anyway ehehgh #//aokay i'm going to. go. #byyye tooldes :3 :D

[yes-asil]

Sloth Bear Speedpaint

Songs:  The Last Lord/ The Crows / Death’s Door -Death’s Door OST

#wild kratts #martin kratt #chris kratt #asil and art #I'm drowning in work so I'm making two posts in one go so to say #also sorry I keep redoing the faces #it's just a thing I tend to do #also FINALLY watched the episodes #owl odyssey was my fav closely followed by goat mountain #(mainly because I died laughing at the goat suit I had to stop for like 5 min who the hell designed that one it's so ugly (affectionate) #LONG HORN SHEEP THO??? PERFECT I'M GONNA NEED TO DRAW THAT ONE

[dreamingdewdrops]

Okay, so I know that if/when Nureyev reveals his name to the rest of the crew, it's going to be a big event, but how funny would it be if they had no idea who Peter Nureyev was? Like, instead of the "holy shit, we've been living with the Angel of Brahma this entire time?" reaction we're expecting, the crew is just like, "who the hell is Peter Nureyev?" And has to space google him.

#I'm very tired and this thought came to me and made me laugh really hard #it is not going to be this funny in the morning lol #who the hell is Peter Nureyev? #the penumbra podcast #tpp #juno steel #peter nureyev #the aurinko crime family #peter ransom

[normalbrothers]

#i'm making something rn #the scene is so sad but it had me laugh at little. hell. that's where little brothers go #tommy: wouldn't you think he was in heaven since you believe in that sort of thing #arthur: nah. it's hell for john 100%

[salty-dracon]

also they gotta stop giving these quirky 18 year olds guns. there's literally nothing quirky about the military. let them be silly on tiktok or something

#is this about valorant or the us military? who knows? certainly not me #i was rewatching the new trailer and i was like 'they shouldn't be on a battlefield they should be safe at home laughing with friends' #they've got a backpack for chrissakes. they're pink. and i think it doubly hurts knowing valorant lore because #that means there is an alternate clove- some hostility that makes the omega earth clove want to kill the alpha earth agents #like even gekko (both gekkos) has a voiceline that's like 'why can't we all be friends? oh right fucking radianite' and i'm like #BOY WHAT HAPPENED??? BOY WHAT THE HELL KIND OF TRAUMA DID YOU GO THROUGH TO MAKE YOU NEED TO STEAL RADIANITE #anyway the valorant universe is lowkey depressing when you think about it. there's an alternate you out there and they're resource hungry

[perexcri]

happy one year to her and one of my better opening lines for a fic <3

now, because i'm curious:

#to hell and back again #i genuinely can't believe it's a year but i guess that's how time works huh :') #anyway umm gonna leave some retrospective thoughts in the tags: #1. i hold this fic near to my heart but also have a very complicated relationship with it now- #mostly bc i feel like my writing has improved so much and it's hard for me to reread parts of this lol #2. i honestly feel like it's a product of its time? like i think if i was publishing it now people wouldn't like it nearly as much #(especially with the opening line wHICH HAS A POINT AND COMES FULL CIRCLE AT THE END OK JUST TRUST ME) #3. on a sadder note this also means it's been a year since we had to put my family's eldest dog down #i remember i was gonna post this first chapter later when i had finished another fic up #but then our dog just like. straight up started dying on my mom's bedroom floor #and my mom was too distressed/upset to take her to the vet so i had to put her in my car and take her on my own #and then had to go to work right after that #so yeah i was upset and was like 'well dammit im gonna post this then bc it's silly and makes me laugh and i am sad' #so yeah!! some thoughts and behind the scenes info for anyone who's bothered to read this many tags #idk these things just feel like Tags thoughts not Post thoughts #anyway thanks for all the love this one has gotten!! i'm glad people are still enjoying it though *will voice* it's been a year mike #byler

[ethtyn]

i've watched this like five times while editing and i'm about to watch it another five times. ethubs girlies (gn) STAY winning

TRANSCRIPT:

Etho: just kidding! looks like we're doing the comment of the day! (chuckles) boy, just when they think they got me figured out, i pull a fast one on 'em like this, they—they never know what's coming next! no, this is actually, uh, very important, it's a special comment of the day, we're doing it early, because it's from a Mr. BdoubleO100, who says, "hey Etho,

Bdubs: when you gonna finna the—finish the mosaic on your, uh, prismarine farm?

both: (laughing)

Etho: umm—man, these are some tough questions i'm getting asked here today!

Bdubs (overlapping): (laughing)

#ethoslab #ethoslab spoilers #etho spoilers #hermitblr #vonswayenthusiast.mp4 #transcribed #please. my father's name is mr. slab. call me etho. #no. 1 ethogirl ♡ #BRO THE WAY I HAD TO REWIND THE FIRST TIME BDUBS CAME IN. WHAT THE HELL. #does anyone know if he's ever brought in a guest on the LP series before? not that bdubs is on the world but still. #i Am going insane about this. i love their friendship SO MUCH 😭😭😭 #bdubs' laugh at the end....help me i'm drowning