#I'm a well adjusted individual

[feathers-silly-rambles]

Their dynamic in two sentences.

I'm so normal about them, they're my favorites.

Do not tag as ship.

#hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel fanart #fanart #my art #my hazbin hotel art #rosie #hazbin hotel rosie #sketch #I have now words for them- #But I hope we get more of them in season 2 #I'm struggling with the knowledge of having to wait more than three seconds for it #I should have had it negative eight minutes ago #The only reasonable thing to do now is scream #I'm a well adjusted individual #Rosie and Alastor #Are the best #Cannibal friends #She enables his awful behavior and I love it #I think that should be all the rambling now #have a good day #lmao #do not tag as ship

[angst-and-fajitas]

Every time I sit down to actually tell one of my stories to someone, it strikes me again just how sad I make my stories

#me: so anyways tragedy tragedy despair grief #friend: BRO??? #JGHFFVFJG i promise I'm a well registered individual I've just got such an intense fascination with grief and pain #for me writing is a way to understand and comprehend the unfamiliar so it just tends to turn out this way #emma talks #*well-adjusted

[beecampbell]

ok i'm not a bridgerton person so to say but i also totally am a bridgerton person and you know what i think is funny. how people reacted when it was first announced this would be Penelope's season. saying she wasn't leading lady material and they couldn't see a whole season about her and Colin. it's so fucking clear why someone would think that that it's not even satisfying to smack it back in their faces. why isn't she leading lady material? she's fucking lady whistledown, she's a barbie. if Nicola can't be a leading lady bc she's thicc with nice tits, what hope is there for us pasty bitches who are thicc and have nice tits I dare ask. if anything it makes her more likely to slay it in my eyes.

#fatphobia is a fucking disease get well motherfuckers i'm tired of asking!!!!!!! #Nicola Coughlan has proved time and time again in an array of productions that she is GOOD at what she fucking does #and she's proved it plenty on bridgerton also it's just that all those fuckers can see is wow everyone is so pretty and frail but not her #like mmmm weird it must mean that she can't possibly have emotions and experiences rich enough to lead a season 🤔🤔🤔 #that makes perfect sense to me and i am an adjusted individual 🤔🤔🤔 #i don't think penelope deserves a season bc i don't think she's as pretty as the others 🤗 #that's my right as a fucking bitch of a human being 😊 #bridgerton #born to fish forced to post #bridgerton netflix

[toccata-i-voir]

Miss me? You flatter me~. I would check in more often, but busy bees have their work cut out for them. Not that I'm not graced with an occasional post from you on my dash.

So sad you can't check in more often... But it does make every encounter feel that much more special ♥️♥️♥️

And the ongoing mystery of who you are.... Simply delicious.

I have a few theories, of course, but it's so much fun to leave it a mystery.

You are a true marvel, Mystery Anon and I hope we'll run into each other more often 😉

#this is not flirting #if anyone reads this as flirting consider yourself my enemy #unless you're the anon themselves i guess? #mystery anon #so what maybe I'm obsessed #I don't come on the internet to be well-adjusted individual anyways #rp

[rickktish]

Look, it's a simple dichotomy, it's not that hard to grasp:

People with daddy issues are uwu babies,

people with mommy issues become serial killers

#rick's originals #i like to think im funny #if you don't get it then you probably have neither #what's it like to be a well adjusted individual? #this is a joke #but it's also not at the same time #i mean look at the batfamily #who has mommy issues? #Jason and Tim #and sometimes Damian #who have the comics shown us over and over again if most likely to just straight up snap? #red hood #evil future tim #and future crazy damian #I'm just saying #it adds up

[ghcstcd]

what are the favorite (Earth) foods of Malika and Alundra and, if what they like is weird, what does Eden think of their preferences

Malika drifts towards baked goods like cookies and cereal, while Alundra loves sun sweetened fruits. Anything she can pluck from the plant and enjoy right there. Although she will admit to stealing a watermelon or two, and breaking them open with force.

Honestly, Eden just wishes they'd clean up their mess every once and a while. And maybe use some silverware...

#messages from beyond the ask box #anonymous #cast and crew #oc alundra #oc eden #oc malika #when the demon wolf wishes the devil and angel would use kitchen utensils #Eden vc: I hate that I'm the most well adjusted individual in this house... (is a care taker)

[noxtivagus]

i love perdev sm

#🌙.rambles #my fav class fr #;;; adolescence huh. period between childhood n adulthood... pressure. decisions. #oh man 'is it easy being an adolescent' i have sm to say on that but i'm too tired to speak rn #i'm too tired to recite rn but some of my classmates' answers r pretty interesting. i can rlly see the kind of ppl they are #personally for me tho my answer. less than expectations of society n all #not much ppl quite as talk abt how hard it is to adjust. that middle ground between #missing the past n looking forward to the future #'fit into society' huh. i understand that a lot ;;; less in the comparing way but #there's no point in comparing myself to others. i know i'm mature n confident in that sense #but it's lonely when you /feel/ different from the rest of the world #bcs god i'm not exactly overachieving anymore bcs my mental health has been flopping but #i'm smart. yeah i perform great even in school despite my increasingly shitty mental health #i'm deeply attuned w my thoughts n emotions as well as that of others #i'm proud of my mindset honestly. i love my love for everyone's individuality n my own personal identity. i love my gratitude and grit #i'm a music person. an arts person. a writer. #for a lot of ppl managing all those stuff is hard. #we all struggle but i think there's a different kind of pain when you're self-aware of that struggle #n so ppl like me r stuck between being kind/harsh to themselves. #n oh we really do think and feel deeper than most ppl. n it feels lonely when we can't really share it w others #i know i'm intelligent but when my mental health struggles then social stuff rlly is a big weakness of mine ;;; #yh hmm i'm always improving but i think recently for the past few weeks #it's been harder than usual to manage it all. for numerous reasons i'm aware of #oh yeah this is definitely adolescence;;; n i'm nearly a year older so. yh goddamn that pressure #'as much as you want to achieve this personal independence you still need guidance' yeah . #it's hard to accept that tho. bcs there's feeling like a burden & uh. the reason why i kin to a certain ffxiv character;;; #ms my support systems r falling apart tho . oh god that thought is a bit painful but perdev reminded me of stuff again #as long as i continue to improve n challenge myself. to only be better than who i am yesterday. that's enough. at my own pace #ahh there you go i feel better again. i really just needed to hear it. w another person's voice. i remember again #it's still hard for me these days especially bcs i'm more tired n drained than usual but i really needed that reminder.

[rotilia]

actual image of adaman finding volo in the coronet highlands after the giratina incident i promise 

#WIP #pokemon arceus #pokemon arceus fanart #Volo #Wielder Volo #Adaman #Leader Adaman #Seki #Amble's agony #yes i'm a very well adjusted individual how could you tell #not sure if this is appraisal but it sure is something

[johnbly]

nothing like a mild inconvenience to inform you that you may not be as mentally stable as you thought

#context: i have wanted to get a physical done for. a while. #bc my digestive system frequently chooses violence and i would like to be reassured that i'm not going to melt #and also i haven't gone in years and i want to make sure I'm still. healthy. #also technically I'm supposed to be getting my blood checked periodically bc of my acne meds but that hasn't happened #but bc of how my brain works + mom stuff i've kept putting it off #but today i was finally like OKAY we are going to get the ball rolling on this #only to have them be like 'o you haven't been in for a while idk if you're technically a parient anymore' #so i have to wait to see how the doctor wants to handle it #and like. physicals are usually a couple of months out so i was already going to have to wait #but yeah it's annoying bc i finally spoke up and For What #i mean at least now i know and we're waiting but i wanted to have it Scheduled #and it's been a weird feeling day so i'm stressed about health again #it's compounded by what happened with hamlin too i'm like the monkey puppet sideeye meme now whenever i feel weird for a sec #but yeah tldr finding out i have to Wait More has me big stressed #and i'm like. ah. perhaps my brain fooled me into thinking i am a well-adjusted individual #chilly chats

[luckydxy]

who the fuck goes for a run at 6am

#;;ooc #;;tbd #aaAAAAAAA STFU . YOU WELL ADJUSTED INDIVIDUALS. I BET YOU GOT TO BED AT A DECENT TIME HUH?? #I'm going to be a terrible old lady one day. imma be in the nursing home bitching about video game lore & evil birds. #& the cna is gunna be like 'it's okay granny. todd howard isn't real & neither are birds. let's get u a snack'

[laurelindebear]

OMG, OMG, OMG, the app stuff I wrote is live (some of it...there’s one other one I didn’t write at least, because they’ve redone a couple of the galleries.) But. I’m weirdly freaking out? It’s not like I didn’t have labels and artist bios and stuff on the website before, but...I dunno, this was paid work.

In conclusion, FAAAARGLLFASASLLASJFLAJFALAARG.

#personal #random #I am a normal and well-adjusted individual #I'm a published writer sort of ? #allow me to educate you! or something! #I am occasionally competent and not just a keyboard smashing goofball

[italiantea]

listening to some music like this objectively slaps it's just concerning I'm blasting this at full volume every day at 4am

#callout post for vast and hazy #featuring hit titles like 'i'm not ok' and 'the city is eating me alive' #all indicators of a well adjusted individual #the ho rambles

[archived-2001]

oversharing on the internet time but oh my god

so my brother apparently has all this time lied to his fiancee (together for like 6-7 years) about why we were homeless and says it's because our apartment burned down??/?/ and told her my mom doesn't speak much english (her spanish isn't even great anymore lol), and basically just a bunch of other lies similar to that? and now i'm like... this puts me and all of us in such an uncomfortable position bc we want him to be happy but how are you expecting us to keep up this huge lie like this????? like i can't just tell her and ruin his relationship but i'm not about to lie to a woman's face so it basically means we just can't hang out oh my god this family is so messy. he hasn't even ASKED us to keep up the lie his fiancee will just Say Things that are so obviously lies he's told her and we just have to roll with in the moment it's so icky.

#i'm TRYING to turn out into a well adjusted individual y'all are making it SO HARD. SCREAM he should have just told her before it snowballed #like! she doesn't even know that me and my other brother have a bad relationship from hitting me... these ppl #i'm trying not to give up on them but 😭 #the things that poverty and shame do 2 ppl...

[no-one-hears-me]

why do my friends always leave me

#genuinely is it bc i choose bad friends or am i the problem #I think maybe a tiny bit of both but also i am only friends with insane bitches sooooo #maybe it would be better for me to befriend a normal well-adjusted individual. but I'm not going to #btw I answered the ask from like a week ago but it never actually posted so i gotta rewrite it #the ask just went back to my inbox ig??? sorry #I'll get to it but I'm going through it atm so like. idk #Sera

[ferrstappen]

SLUT! l MV1 imagine

a/n: hey! I’m alive, I hope some of you are alive as well and willing to read something 💘 this is short and just a random idea I had before diving into writing some longer pieces with more plot, but I really hope you like it and as you know, feedback is very very welcome!!! Also I’m sorry if it’s weird or any mistakes bc I wrote this on my phone 💘

Summary: this isn’t your first time being a WAG, but people don’t seem to like the idea of you ending your relationship with Joe Burrow and falling in love with Max.

Looking around, you could tell that this wasn't an ordinary place. The sound of engines revving, the vivid colors of various vehicles, and the hustle and bustle of multiple teams, engineers, sponsors, drivers, and fans walking around the paddock all added to the excitement. It was a truly remarkable sight to behold. The energy was palpable, and you couldn't help but feel a sense of awe taking it all in.

In your previous relationship, your boyfriend would make grand entrances at the stadium, sporting his fancy Cartier sunglasses and jamming to his favorite tunes. He wouldn't pay much attention to the photographers snapping away as he strolled past them, and you'd catch a glimpse of him from afar in a lavish suite. That was quite a contrast to your current situation, which you're still adjusting to.

You were greeted by a well-dressed individual who was sporting the logos of Red Bull, Oracle, and Honda all over their outfit. They handed you a VIP all-access paddock pass which had your name and headshot printed on it, along with details of whose guest you were. To top it off, they also put a Red Bull credential on your wrist. The assistant then guided you towards the power station, where you were hopping to finally catch Max after weeks of not seeing each other.

You never meant to be in this position. You were in a happy, stable, loving relationship, truly. But last year one night in Las Vegas, your boyfriend, Joe, was invited to the Las Vegas Grand Prix, and of course, you both attended, curious and excited about the event. Neither of you knew it would be the beginning of the end.

Your first meeting with Max was captured on camera.

Max and Joe, the reigning Formula 1 champion and the Cincinnati Bengals quarterback together was gold content for the Red Bull socials, and there you were in the back, knowing your place smiling at the interaction, but when you were least expecting it, the champion stretched his hand and introduced himself, catching you and your boyfriend off guard.

As soon as he spoke, I noticed his friendly yet polite tone. "Hi, I'm Max," he introduced himself with a warm smile. His simple gesture of introducing himself made him instantly likable and set him apart from the others in the crowd.

“Hi Max, I’m (y/n). Thanks for the invitation,” you shook the hand that wasn’t holding a can of Red Bull.

“Right. Max, this is my girlfriend. She’s the happiest here because she’s a Red Bull addict,” Joe added, earning a soft laugh from you and a smile from Max.

“Then you came to the right place, (y/n). The mini fridges are all yours, and I’m pretty sure the ones on the second floor have limited editions,”

You thought that was all you were going to see of him, barely catching him after his win to congratulate him, but oh were you wrong, seeing him with a warm gray pull-up hoodie and styled blond hair, sipping gin and tonic and waving his hand as people chanted his name to the tune of a song.

Tu Tu Du Du, Max Verstappen

Or something along those lines.

The moment he recognized you, a sudden rush of excitement and anticipation sent a buzz through your stomach that was impossible to ignore. You felt a mixture of nervousness and elation as he leaned in for a short cheek kiss, the scent of gin lingering on your nose as you briefly noticed the small mole on his upper lip. Despite the presence of your boyfriend standing behind you, you couldn't help but feel a flutter of emotions inside.

“I heard you ransacked the energy station,” A drunk Max Verstappen told you.

“What do you mean?” Your eyebrows furrowed in confusion, and at the same time you felt Joe’s arms tight around your waist.

“There weren't any Red Bulls left on the building after you left, maybe I'll have to send a PR package your way,” Max slurred, taking a new sip from his gin and tonic glass.

You couldn’t answer because Joe was faster: “we’ll sure enjoy that, thank you. Wanna go mingle, babe?”

That was almost five months ago as you made your way in sunny Melbourne, doing your best to avoid prying eyes who were aware of the events that took place last November and how you left Joe Burrow the quarterback for Max Verstappen the racing driver.

But it’s not like you wanted to.

After the first box full of sugar free Red Bull arrived with a note, you left a message on his Instagram before posting a story, tagging him and the team.

The he started sending silly memes, followed by the description of the Red Bull ingredients written in Arabic while on Abu Dhabi.

In February, things had reached a point where it was impossible to ignore any longer. You knew it was time to end things with Joe, and when you did, it felt like a weight had been lifted off your shoulders. Suddenly, you were free to do as you pleased, to go where you wanted to go. And so, when Max invited you to go to Bahrain for testing, you jumped at the opportunity.

It was on this trip that you experienced your first date with Max. You both had such a great time together, laughing until your stomachs hurt. You tried your best to hold back your wandering eyes, but you couldn't help noticing the adorable mole on his lip. And then, when the night sky had blanketed the Middle East, he leaned in and kissed you, sending shivers down your spine. It was a magical moment that you would never forget.

But the next day, your first day on the track, a random person recognized you and rumors went crazy, name-calling, attacks, fans carrying signs “What happened with #9”, grown men calling you a bitch, a whore, a gold digger, jumping from one dick to another. It was so much that Max decided to send you to his home in Monaco, not even caring if you were there for the first Grand Prix of the season, he just needed you to be okay.

As you walked towards the energy station, the ground beneath your feet felt firm, yet your steps were hesitant and shy. You were not alone, though, as someone from the team was following your every move, as per Max's orders. The team wanted to ensure that you were safe and secure as you made your way towards the Red Bull hospitality. Once you arrived, a collective sigh of relief was released, and you waited patiently for Max to arrive. The anticipation in the air was palpable as everyone eagerly awaited his arrival.

You vividly remember that moment when he finally arrived at the paddock, dressed in his Red Bull shirt, shorts, and cap, looking so handsome and sporty. You couldn't help but rush towards him, feeling a surge of excitement and joy. As you hugged him tightly, he smiled and hummed softly, clearly enjoying your touch and warmth. You noticed that he was trying to register your scent, perhaps to make the moment even more intimate and memorable.

You knew he was about to lean in for a cheek kiss, but something inside you urged you to do something bolder and more passionate. So, without hesitating, you turned around, making sure his larger frame was facing the outside, away from prying eyes. Then, you carefully grabbed his face with both hands, feeling his strong jawline and stubble under your fingers. You looked deeply into his eyes, savoring the moment, before leaning in and kissing his full lips.

The kiss was electrifying and unexpected, taking him by surprise, but he quickly responded with equal passion and tenderness. You felt his arms wrap around your waist, pulling you closer, as you lost yourself in the blissful moment. It was a moment of pure connection and love, one that you would always treasure in your heart.

Despite being called all sorts of names by people, you refused to let it get to you. You were determined to continue showing your deep admiration and affection for Max, no matter what others thought or said. You believed that your feelings were genuine and authentic, and you were not going to let anyone else's opinion sway you. Despite the challenges and obstacles you faced, your love for Max remained unwavering and waiting to grow bigger.

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[royalarchivist]

Quackity: These past days I've been in many calls, and I'm not done yet. I've spoken to a lot of people and creators. I've read your comments and I'm well aware of what needs to be done to carry out this project. I want to tell you all, beforehand, that for me the team's well-being is fundamental. I'm very involved in this topic to sort it out and I want to make that very clear. I want to tell you something... I want to tell you all that the administrative staff responsible for so much harm to the project has been fired. Specifically, those who made decisions without my permission, affecting the administrative and financial area of the project. Consequently, after this, I was in charge of doing a financial analysis that's carrying out for the QSMP.

Guys, to be really honest, it was not going to last. Therefore, I've had to make deep drastic structural changes that have lead me to reduce the performance of the server down to the most essential, and this is in order to ensure the well being of everyone involved in it. Having said this, I want to give a very important update: I want to let you all know that the QSMP will have to slow down temporarily. This is to ensure this new structure adapts to the project, because it's a restructuring that's taking place. I'm letting you know, and I reiterate, there are no voluntary positions inside the QSMP.

At the moment, there will not be any more individual update accounts of all 5 existing languages in the project. In any case, during this transition, there's going to be a temporal absence of all Eggs and NPCs. I know these are difficult changes, and I repeat, it's temporary until we adjust to these new conditions that will improve the performance of this new structure that's being made from scratch, both in the administrative and financial part. I'd like to reintegrate people fro the QSMP as time goes by if a financial viability can be found for the project Taking advantage of this update to tell you guys that within the changes of the server as it is, creators will have full control of their lore and stories. The team will not intervene in the way that it was being done. Moreover, efforts will be made to change the competitive dynamics inside the game so as to ease up the game style for the creators. Like I'm saying, all of these changes, and more, are being carrying out to have the project as best as possible, and they're being done little by little. This is a whole new structure that will ensure the best continuity and experience for the creators, the community and the team behind.

Guys, I want to make very clear that this is restructuring process, and again, it's not a fast one. The server being open does not mean everything's perfect, I understand that very well. Conversations will keep taking place, communication will continue and the constant improvement of the project as well. I ask, please, for everyone's patience and understanding regarding all changes. Please do wait for official announcements since a lot of incomplete and incorrect information is being spread. I want to tell you all something- if you don't trust in these changes or have many doubts about it, and don't want to consume any more of the project's content, I understand 100%. I have a personal commitment with the QSMP and I will work until it functions in the way it is supposed to do.

Lastly, I want to let you know that it was being worked on for months on finalizing the integration of Korean creators to the QSMP. For that reason, tomorrow we will be welcoming the new Korean creators of the QSMP, of course, taking into account all the changes I've just mentioned. I hope you can give the new Korean members warm welcome to the project. And as you know, their schedules are earlier. For everyone who would like to watch, they will be joining at 11am Mexico time and at 9am US time. Basically, I wanted to give that update regarding everything that's being done within the project. Again, thank you for your patience and understanding- these are necessary changes and I'm glad they're being done now. And many more things will keep being adjusted.

via @QuackitySubs

#Quackity #QSMP #QSMP Official #Translated #This is very long and I bolded parts to make it easier to read #but if there's a way to make it more accessible to folks lemme know! #I personally find the bolding thing helpful but I know everyone is different #Edit: got rid of the additional ''Quackity:'' bolded parts since that's unnecessary #since. you know. he's the only one speaking here #Quackity Subs also missed a few words in here so I added those in but otherwise this is exactly what was posted #Minus the part where they said ''fro'' #I don't know if they meant for or from but that's a very vital difference so I'm leaving that as-is #IMO: It's reassuring hearing the full statement #''Please do wait for official announcements since a lot of incomplete and incorrect information is being spread'' #is an especially important reminder #There has unfortunately been a lot of misinformation and catastrophizing / doomposting going around #I understand it's a very scary stressful time for many people #and it sucks being told to be patient #but we actually DO need to be patient if we want to get actual accurate information