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toccata-i-voir · 6 days
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It's a maple. According to a brief search, probably a japanese maple.
Tell-tale sign that this wasn't hemp - red in the leaf stems and general lack of vein definition in the leaves.
What did you do yesterday?
I investigated some plants.
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If you can correctly name this plant I will applaud you.
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toccata-i-voir · 8 days
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A stringularity?
....So wait, if all my personal reality strings are entwined, doesn't that make it one singular string?
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toccata-i-voir · 9 days
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Where the hell is the Keyboard
reblog for the most chaos PC we can manage
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toccata-i-voir · 10 days
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I was always irked by the way Smart acted towards Johns mod; like, they didn’t exactly see them as their own person, just an extension to John/Martin Freeman. But, we have no ideas on what is happening in privacy, so I digress.
Edit: Even though the account is weirdly empty, I will answer this ask anyway, because I'll assume that they specifically created the account to send me asks because I had anonymous turned still off at that point. I received the ask on April 3rd, but only got arround to answer it now with all that's been going on (sorry for being so slow).
Thank you for your comment on this, I agree with you. I found her behaviour weird too and bordering on inappropriate sometimes, given that safedistancefrombeingsmart did not interact as a character, but as herself. It seemed as if she sees John as a stand in for Martin Freeman, and now that she has taken over the job of the new Sherlock the roleplay immediately implied sexual stuff, as if this is what they wanted the whole time. We indeed have no idea what has been happening in privacy, but the public roleplay with safedistancefrombeingsmart's Sherlock (artofdeductionbysholmes) has bordered on explicit. After everything that happened and their apparent desire to take over as Sherlock it seems as if she had been jealous of my Sherlock for a while, which could explain her (passive) aggressive behaviour towards Sherlock (on both her personal account safedistancefrombeingsmart and therealharrywatson) and the attempts to flirt with John. It seems that she kept mixing up in character and out of character sentiment, which can happen when you literally interact with your private account as yourself with characters. I never talked to safedistancefrombeingsmart out of character, I only ever interacted with her as Sherlock. I thought it was roleplay, and I thought the rivalry between Harry and Sherlock was funny (I wanted them to be bitchy at first to each other but then become friendly, realise they have things in common like their addiction struggles, just like it had happened in December with the New Year's Eve party that had been my idea), but seems it wasn't roleplay to her. Safedistancefrombeingsmart also mods therealharrywatson, which explains some weirder interactions there as well that people have already commented on. Especially during the time of the roleplay after Sherlock's confession when John and Sherlock had officially been in a relationship, safedistancefrombeingsmart's inappropriate flirting with John had increased, and now that seems like it could have been intended as a tongue-in-cheek mockery of me as the mod because they were already working together behind the scenes with John's mod to replace me at that time and to take over as Sherlock. And their behaviour now after the split says it all, how safedistancefrombeingsmart was ready to harass and bully me together with John's mod, who are both significantly older than I am. Her inappropriate behaviour in the roleplay (even when it was her personal account and questioning whether roleplay or not) could be disregarded and wouldn't be that bad, it could still be roleplay, if it wasn't for her behaviour in the aftermath directly bullying people personally, that is the main point.
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toccata-i-voir · 10 days
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So you have hit my safeguards, hm?
Whatever the reason, yes, I still have the drive on me. You know the asking price.
I'm presently in London due to certain travel delays. If you are amenable, I can meet you at the quiet place.
How are the Parisian macaroons?
Your ability to track me down is concerning, to say the least. Although, my location is not exactly a secret.
As for the macaroons, they are as delightful as ever, thank you for asking. I may aquire the recipe.
Now, kindly refrain from further intrusion into my affairs.
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toccata-i-voir · 12 days
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That was a pricy cup. It wasn't bad, but I think my caffeine fix tasted about the same, just less sweet. At half the price.
Hey, V
Look at this nifty drone pic I took this morning. Just downloaded all the photos from the SD card.
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I got a great deal on this drone so I'm trying it out before I start using it for my clients.
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toccata-i-voir · 12 days
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Hold that thought.
Let's meet at that coffee place I mentioned last time. My treat.
I've got the deets on the thing we discussed.
Hey, V
Look at this nifty drone pic I took this morning. Just downloaded all the photos from the SD card.
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I got a great deal on this drone so I'm trying it out before I start using it for my clients.
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toccata-i-voir · 12 days
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Microwave
If you let water heat in there for too long, you can get it PAST boiling point without it looking like it's boiling, which ends in it straight up exploding in your face when disturbed.
Do you know how to (safely) boil water? What I'm asking is can you cook or have you been banned from kitchens worldwide?
Is there a way to unsafely boil water? Replace it with gasoline/petrol. Make napalm base.
But ask any of my ex-partners and you'll find I'm an excellent cook.
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toccata-i-voir · 12 days
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I'm not judging I'm genuinly curious
I mean, he's Sherlock fucking Holmes. Outsmarting the smartass has got to stand for something. Maybe I'll send you an award in the mail.
Once I get a hold of your address. You're pretty good at hiding.
Howd that fight go
he was supposed to follow me when i won im still waiting because i clearly won obvously
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toccata-i-voir · 12 days
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BLOCK 100
HEAVY ARMOR 100
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toccata-i-voir · 13 days
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So you won without beating his ass?
Howd that fight go
he was supposed to follow me when i won im still waiting because i clearly won obvously
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toccata-i-voir · 13 days
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How many times did you get hit?
Howd that fight go
he was supposed to follow me when i won im still waiting because i clearly won obvously
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toccata-i-voir · 13 days
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Since you seem poorly educated in movies, let me help you out.
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Attention Science Enthusiasts and Chem Majors!
Reference for the non-chemists:
Alkaline Metals: putting water on these will set them on fire. Combines explosively with Halogens to produce salts, which are largely impervious to heat.
Halogens: corrosive as fuck. Includes Fluorine and Chlorine. Combines explosively with Alkali Metals to produce salts, which are largely impervious to heat.
Mercury: thanks to Cooper Pairs and Quantum Weirdness, is liquid at room temperature despite being heavy as Lead. Turns Aluminum to mush. Will drive you mad.
Dimethyl Cadmium: 2 methyl’s on a Cadmium! A Metal, directly on Carbon Functional Groups! Carcinogenic, Teratogenic, Neurotoxic, Lipophilic, with both acute and chronic effects, this shit will wreck your cellular machinery like an industrial mining apparatus turned on a neighborhood brownstone.
Azoazide Azide: hello yes I would like to order 14 Nitrogen atoms, but, can they all be exclusively single bonded in a second-order Azide? Whaddya mean it’s the least stable molecule ever fabricated? What do you mean it self-immolates in isolated conditions?
Sand: it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
[REDACTED]: goo
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toccata-i-voir · 15 days
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kicking your arse becuse you followed my friend but NOT ME what the SHIT is this a joke to yu? folow everyone but me? what the SHIT
And I thought you were following me, stalking me, trying to catch me for a rematch. If you catch me and beat me in a fight, maybe I will follow you back.
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toccata-i-voir · 15 days
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Maaaaaaybeeeeeeeeeeeee
Did the little souvenir arrive without trouble?
omg YES!!
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And it's an original.
I suppose hanging out woth this mycrosoft guy is fiiiiiiine
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toccata-i-voir · 15 days
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Oh that? That wasn't from Mycky. Just the good old five-finger discount 🤭
Did the little souvenir arrive without trouble?
omg YES!!
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And it's an original.
I suppose hanging out woth this mycrosoft guy is fiiiiiiine
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toccata-i-voir · 17 days
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Add a sweet beat and you could be a DJ (just not a good one)
Quickly, describe your life in 3 sentences
Three whole sentences?
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