#I’m trying to learn French

[twinsincorrectquotes]

Sideswipe: Bonjour cher frère, ton frère jumeau est très fatigué et voudrait que son frère le porte dans la chambre, sinon il va mourir. Vous avez cinq minutes, bonne chance.

Sunstreaker: Why are you speaking French-?

Sideswipe: I don’t know, because I can?

Sunstreaker: You’re an idiot.

Sideswipe: Please bro, just take me to my room-

#transformers #incorrect quotes #sunstreaker #sideswipe #I’m trying to learn French #send help #sorry if you don’t understand this

[notalizard]

Thought this said homophobes-

#funny shit #funnyshit #funny #gay #homophone #and #homophobe #are literally one letter off #lesbian #bisexual #duolingo #I’m trying to learn French #i think i need to sleep

[djsherriff-responses]

Bullfrog: This time of year reminds me of when the assassin brotherhood were all lost and I became the sole survivor of the entire creed

British branch of the Assassins creed: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE WE’RE DEAD

Bullfrog, who is French: les salauds britanniques ne comptent pas

#captain laserhawk spoilers #captain laserhawk #Assassins creed #Until we learn more I refuse to believe the entire assassins creed order is gone #So I’m choosing to believe it’s the French branch Bullfrog is the last off and he doesn’t wanna team up with brits or something #Also sorry I used Google translate I’m British and cannot learn languages #I am trying to learn a different language (korean) it’s just hard

[acidbathcat]

i’m glad i chose to start with norwegian i feel like that’s probably the easiest language an english speaker could learn. it’s basically english. there’s like zero conjugation. it’s definitely hard to pronounce some words though

#i also would like to improve my spanish but language apps don’t work for that because i already know all the basics #i just need to get a better vocabulary through actual interactions in spanish #anyway if i actually learn a language through apps then i’m going to try something harder next. maybe french or latin. or arabic. #i want to learn one major language from each part of the world

[fingertipsmp3]

No one:

Me at 12:30am on a Tuesday: I’m going to relearn French, teach myself to draw and teach myself to sing. And read classics

#i say RElearn french because i used to speak french pretty well #i was the person everyone came to for answers in french class and i had a penpal i only communicated with in french #it has deserted me because i haven’t practiced since i was 16 #i’m really tempted to try to learn it again #the only thing that holds me back is the accent is so hard to get right and it’s so unfun to speak because of that #the french people i’ve met have NOT cared at all if your accent is off but i still feel self conscious #oh and the classics i want to read are the iliad; the odyssey and lives of the caesars #it’s time i learn the canon. let’s be honest #personal

[m0tel6mxzzy]

trying to learn russian atm and currently i think adding a russian keyboard to my phone was helpful

#i’m trying to challenge myself and learn a language w a diff alphabet #and by diff alphabet i mean entirely different set of characters #ik some french and completely blanked on spanish bc it’s been so long #i wrote the word привет over and over again to practice

[royal-canadian-air-force]

I’m trying to learn way too many languages rn

#rcaf posts #I already know French #I’m trying to learn some others #spanish #and irish #and Ukrainian #I’m also looking at german and polish #I very clearly give myself realistic goals

[xavalav]

oopsie j’ai oublié aujourd’hui c’est pour parler une autre langue

#french jumpscare #this is your warning i’m gonna try speaking in french the whole day on tumblr #also sorry if french is your native tongue i’m still learning so if it’s bad uhhhh oops #ok no more english #xav shouts into da void

[crab-milk]

the pain when someone speaks to you in a language you don’t know and now it’s a goal to learn it as fast as possible

#i’m learning korean on top of chinese and french and it’s easier than chinese #although it’s because some older people tried to talk to me in korean and i felt bad trying to say i couldn’t speak #i would like to though by god

[trash-bin-ary]

Anyone wanna join me in killing the part of me that needs to be perfect at something first try

#sorry I’m trying to read a discord convo in French and I can get a good amount and was suffering when I saw a lot of words I didn’t know #I love how trying to read the French posts about the q smp has helped me a lot with it #but also I see a lot of words or I immediately forget the word I just learned from watching ba gi and go grrrrrrr #this is a post i made #or like I think the amount I’ve learned is unimpressive but it is! it’s something!

[18thcenturyscottishmanmidwife]

I’ve reached a point in my french learning process where I can kinda understand basic french, but I can’t really speak it

Like, I can see the word “contente” and go “ah yes, that means happy :)” but I cannot for the life of me tell you what “Hello, I would like a cup of coffee please” is in french (it’s “bonjour, je voudrais un tasse de café s’il vous plaît” , but you get my point, I could not do that with any other sentence you throw at me)

#learning french #it sucks #at least I’m trying

[a-walking-fandom-reference]

i wish i was capable of french braiding….

#i’m too dyspraxic for it #regular braiding is already exhausting #i’m horrible with my left and right #if my mom doesn’t make a hair appointment soon i’m going to try and convince her to learn how to french braid #rey actually speaks

[hekateinhell]

Freckle and clavicle for the ask game 😌

Freckles: Five facts about you

I’m half-Arab and half-Latina (yes, pity me for the religious implications), and when I try to speak in the languages of my parents it just muddles into a sad mixture of bad grammar and misused conjugations (soy una gringa) rip

I’m a Jack of all trades, and therefore a master of none

I reach Armand-height in heels

I used to keep finches, and thus know about avian labor (worst case scenario the egg gets stuck and breaks)

My birthday’s close enough to Christmas that I can pretend everything’s for ME, but far enough away that I still get to have my own day

Clavicle: Tea or coffee?

I go through phases where I drink nothing but Earl Grey or Lady Grey with milk & honey, but I’m back on my coffee bullshit atm. Drinking a blonde espresso now, she’s delicious

#i’m trying to learn french now bc i hate myself #hekate answers #ask game #thanks for playing! :)

[tothesolarium]

The ever present threat that, as I learn more about different grimories, that the names of some demons will change

#Beelzebub and Baal are kinda set but that’s cuz I already was trying to learn about them #tho I’m not trying to #recreate the Canaanite god but the grief and reactions to it #but anyways on to new grimories #French one sexy #i feel better butchering French words than an English man trying to sound Hebrew #but are these just French trying to sound Hebrew and I’m not French enough to know ? #grumbles about how I just read the history of grimories and I’m still not sure which one is best cuz none are and I should just go with what #the Stuff #but that’s embarrassing #hullo #i do ritual magic and speak to demons and they’re my besties meet the world they have just in case we all blow up #they don’t want that too happen tho cuz holy fuck earth is a treasure they are desperately trying to recreate and Can’t #like it’s close #but it’s Not #welcome to I should be asleep

[yotaasuke]

Anyway does anyone else ever get the overwhelming urge to speak in another language if you immerse urself in it even if you don’t actually speak very much of the language

#i do this with bsl and German alll the time #also French sometimes #i wanna learn languages outside of Europe #but the places I’m from both speak English #i could learn Jamaican patois but that would probably make me sound stupid #I’d sound like I’m trying to be a chav #bc so much of British slang is reused patwa #it’s come full circle #i could learn Japanese #but I don’t habsfje energy rn #I’m gonna focus on German

[quietstereo]

When you’re learning French for your bestie but she won’t FREAKING text back

#I’m planning on actually taking a class #not just using Duolingo because I don’t trust it #RISKAAAAAAAAA #ANSWER MY DAMN QUESTION #my dad knocked on my door because he heard me talking #like man I’m just trying to learn French