#I’m not simping him

[astray-anomaly]

My hand slipped-

Shattered belongs to galacii-gallery

#sans au #sans au art #utmv #utmv art #art #dreamtale #dream sans #shattered dream sans #shattered au #I- #SIR- #SCREAMS #i’m a simp #i fucking love him

[miragiri-haruto]

Finished my fan art for Paul my bbg 😩❤️ first post on my new tumblr page for my artwork too 🎉

#the lost boys #thelostboys #paul lost boys #lost boys #lost boys fanart #80s #80s vampires #i’m a simp #he’s so silly #hes so babygirl #hes so pretty #i love this idiot #he’s my pookie #he’s my passenger princess #I drive him to get snacks #loml <3 #I want to nom on him #illustration #fanart

[bemboob]

what kind of person would i be to NOT offer this video to the impulse simps

this is from over 10 years ago but sTILL

#i am one of the simps admittedly #his form does worry me #this is why he injured his back #how much even is that they look different to my weights #dad strength #DILF STRENGTH #every time i see him on stream my knees get weak #he’s so 🤭 #i’m on the floor #hermitcraft #mcyt #mcytblr #minecraft #hc s10 #hc10 #impulsesv #dilfpulse #impulse #hermitblr

[jamiewintons]

Man, Sanji with a really shy gf would be so cute. Like he’d love to get you flustered, he’d figure out exactly what he has to do or say to get you to blush and cover your face with your hands. He thinks it’s the absolute cutest thing ever. Just him getting really close to you and whispering into your ear that you look beautiful. In that voice. I would actually die.

#sanji x reader #vinsmoke sanji x reader #black leg sanji x reader #opla sanji x reader #opla x reader #mari speaks #I’m simping big time today #blame tiktok and sleep deprivation I cannot control myself today #him doing the thing where he lifts up your chin to make you look at him 🙈

[royaltea000]

Saw his stage actor and now I can’t act right

#wanna be one of the dogs #tag yourself I’m the one desperately trying to get away from him but failing :/ #this is his musical costume #I saw like two of them but I can’t find the one with Gil in it subbed #if anyone sends me a working link for the musicals with him in it I’ll draw you a free request lol #please I wanna watch em all so bad 😭 #it’s hard being a simp #need him in a way that would get me banned from the church #woof woof woof #hetalia fanart #historical hetalia #hetalia #hws prussia #aph prussia #gilbert beilschmidt #digital art #my art #commissions open #artists on tumblr #digital illustration #fanart #procreate #did you notice how all their collars are red #hashtag symbolism lol

[nateezfics]

#suddenly I have the urge to give the biggest head #……and to be put in a headlock #is it just me or does he look beefy in this pic #like mans is bulking up #i’m feeling a little insane over the thought of him in the gym 🙃 #this is my second time comin on here to simp for hongjoong today lmao #yall sick of me yet? lol #hongjoong hard thoughts #joongie #☕️

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

He’s sHY OKAY GIVE HIM A MINUTE

#shy moon supremacy #fnaf moon #fnaf moondrop #fnaf moon x y/n #doodles #sketches #magma doodles #silly fluff #simp moon #canon moon: a menace. one step away from rabid #me: heck you *makes him a cute little meowmeow* #bones of a rabbit #also I’m not dead lmaoooo #bones of a rabbit fnaf

[goldenhypen]

stop i have such a fat crush on him

#those glasses bro #i’m such a simp for him in glasses it’s not funny #have you seen all his posts recently on literally everything #i can’t do this anymore #i’m so weak #em speaks #♡

[sagemelons]

this hobie brainrot isn’t funny anymore it’s been MONTHS anytime i see any media w him im just like—

LIKE BRO PLEASE AHHH I NEED HIM ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY I WANT TO CHEW HIM LIKE A DOG TOY

DOES ANYONE UNDERSTAND ITS PHYSICALLY FUCKING W ME PLEASE

ok thanks for coming to my ted talk 🫶🏾🫧

#atsv hobie #atsv #across the spiderverse #actually autistic #hobie spiderverse #hobie brown x reader #spider punk x reader #hobie brown #spiderman into the spiderverse #spider punk #spiderman #im a simp #you are mine #hobie #hobart brown #hobart larry brown #i can’t do this anymore #physically ill #i’m going to chew him like a dog toy #spiderverse #hobie brown simp

[dekariosclan]

Hear me out.

I 1000% agree that non-godhood, orb-free, romanced professor Gale is the best ending. He and Tav are SO happy and in love, Tara approves, Gale’s mom isn’t sad, it’s nothing but good things and I absolutely adore it and it will have a place in my heart forever.

I also agree that in the Godhood ending, while Gale retains aspects of his former self, he has changed. His most precious human qualities have been replaced with ambition and pride. And you can’t ignore the fact that Tara is now unhappy, Gale’s mother misses her son, Elminster is distraught and feels responsible for Gale having chosen this path, and there’s the possibility of looming disaster in the future as described by Raphael.

…and yet…

…seeing how much God Gale still loves Tav—and knowing they’ll get to spend an eternity together—is pretty damn wonderful, too.

(Note, playthrough not mine, I captured these screenshots from a public YouTube video posted by user MUNMOMUU)

#I guess I would end up as the Goddess of Simps because I wouldn’t be able to turn God Gale’s offer down either #I don’t want to be a Goddess or him to be a God but I would love him too much to say goodbye #Despite everything I’m just glad he’s got an ending where he gets an eternity with his beloved Tav #Bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #gale x tav #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #spoilers #bg3 epilogue spoilers

[crybaby-bkg]

I love jealous Bakugou who starts peacocking after a while to get all of your attention.

going to a party and Kiri carelessly picks you up to spin you during a dance, drunken laughter shared between you two. Bakugou watches on the couch the whole time, eyes slitted as he nurses the same beer he’s had all night. he listens to you giggle over the music about how strong Kiri is and—fuck it, he’ll show you strength. he takes the opportunity to scoop you off of your feet next time you guys are out and there’s a puddle in the middle of the road, puffs his chest out a little as he cradles you against him, when you let out that lighthearted giggle but for him this time.

Bakugou catches you chatting deku up, squeezing at his biceps when you tease him about how big he’s been getting. you only do it bc you know it flusters the green haired man, and you think it’s cute how he looks like a strawberry whenever you coo at him. But Bakugou only sees that as the push to go to the gym more, focusing even more on his arms, wearing all of his tanks around you. puffs his chest out again when he puts his arms behind his head and you pat at the bulging muscle and find yourself tracing the veins on his arms.

He sees you dancing with Sero at another squad gathering, something fast and sensual, your arms around his neck while he holds your waist. his face is buried into your neck and it makes you giggle whenever he whispers where to move your feet next. and does Bakugou take that as an active threat against his crush on you? of course he does. finds himself holding you against him at a party, swaying with you, way out of his comfort zone but he wants to show you that he can dance too, damnit.

Denki makes some offhanded comment about holding your bags when you go out to an amusement park, something else about going with you when you need the bathroom too. Bakugou is most definitely shoving him out of the way, manhandling all of your bags from you as he pushes you in the direction of the bathrooms instead. finds his chest practically spilling out of his shirt when you hug him by the end of the night, thanking him for being so kind, telling him that he’s the best friend you could ask for.

and does his heart drop to his ass when he hears the word friend? maybe. just a little.

#a hint of angst in the end lol a little unrequited love if you will #I wrote this last night while sleeping meds were in my system #so I hope this makes sense #I was thinking about jealous peacocking bkg tho all day yesterday #bc I wore this cute ass maxi dress and was like #he’d be so pressed to say that he was my bf lol #I want him obsessed just a liddol 🤏🏾 #oh and I loveeeee the thought of dancing with Sero so so so much #like hip to hip #faces close as you breathe in the same breath #and he’s smiling down at you all cheeky bc he sees how flustered you are just from dancing #I’m slowly becoming a Sero simp omg o vant #I CANT #what the hel is o vant #anyway #I wanna either do my makeup today or keep writing my original story #not enough hours in the day :( #have a great one guys!!! #—another tasty treat! 🍬 #mha sweets! 🍬 #bakugou treats! 🍬

[astray-anomaly]

✨ Fangs ✨

Shush let me be delusional

Killer belongs to rahafwabas

#sans au #sans au art #utmv #art #killer sans #killer!sans #fangs #I’m a simp leave me alone- #sans au fanart #my art #screaming #yes I gave him a tongue piercing

[crybabyddl]

Once again, i miss him

#it’s reggie hours guys 🥲 #reggie hours #reggie peters #gifs #jatp #julie and the phantoms #i’m simping #i miss the girl and her ghost himbos #i love him #reggie jatp #he is me i am him #jatp rewatch

[evasive-anon]

Tim out here in his thigh-highs continuing to get work DONE. I love to see him thriving without it being about Bruce’s mental health.

#Tim really went ‘I’m her’ this issue and I love that #about to change my main in Gotham Knights out of respect #actually updating my blog header to include Tim appreciation #I love that him and Dick get along but I really wish they didn’t always spotlight Tim being a simp #tim drake #dc comics #comic panels #gotham war #gotham war spoilers #does anyone even care about spoilers?? #gotham war scorched earth #dc robin #robin dc #tim!robin #I know dick cass dami and duke are here but this ain’t about them so I’m not tagging #original post

[fandomslut900]

i find it SO funny that kinn porsche did promo the way they did. like most tv shows do media tours and it’s like buzzfeed “actor plays with 10 kittens while answering your questions” or like a panel and they discuss their work.

kinn porsche saw that and someone (I assume Mile because his ass funded his own gay porno with plot) was like we could do that ,,, or we could tour a magic mike style concert where we recreate scenes from the show and also thrust our dicks to fire beats and at some point Apo is in an asscheek one piece because why not also i’m gonna kiss him again.

and the team was like ,,, yeah that sounds like a good way to go about this.

HUH ???

#kinnporsche #kinnporche the series #this is the gayest thing i’ve ever seen #they are not promoting lgbt marriage with that new show they’re fighting for their lives #mile is somehow even more of a simp than kinn and that’s really a feat ok #i’m proud of him #mile phakphum #apo nattawin

[otaku553]

My brother recently got into Demon Slayer so I wanted to make a kny oc for him since I did it before with both me and my sister and never got around to my brother :)

But I started by refreshing my own design because wow?? It’s been 4 years since I first made my kny insert character and a lot of things are now outdated! Not to mention my art has improved a lot, I hope. More details under the cut!

Meet Ebisu Koharu: youngest of the Ebisu family and physically the weakest. They only barely passed Final Selection by hiding for the entire week and surviving off tips from their older siblings. Nonetheless, they still want to contribute, which is why they hold onto a thick, leather bound book that records every demon they’ve ever met in precise detail, with labeled diagrams and scribbled calculations in the margins of different strengths and weaknesses.

After spending a few years on the job, and properly seeing their data contribute to the successes of other demon slayers, they’ve come a bit more into their own as a competent researcher and fighter, though they still do tend to request paired missions with friends and family to act more as a support role rather than a fighter.

The Ebisu family is one of scholars. The eldest daughter Kaoru is a doctor, and the eldest son Shougen is a chemist. By nature, fighting is not necessarily their strong suit, which is why their family breathing style and techniques are all poison-assisted. Of the three, Koharu is the weakest and most averse to combat— they wield a short half-length blade, with more of a smooth ceremonial hilt and sheath than any practical weapon.

#kny oc #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #it’s so much fun seeing my brother be so late to the party for kny lmao #I love him but his takes are kind of shit ngl. #his character will be absolutely hilarious to do as well #because you better believe I’m going to lean far into how much he simps for giyu #looking for names is so much more fun when I can read some kana and am not using google translate #I found out that the combination of me and my sister’s names form kanari which i will not stop thinking about for ages #four years of improvement and four years of character development! Better character design and research skills #it’s a lot of fun thinking more about details when designing now #I.e. brushes are wildly impractical tools for writing on the go so koharu’s main choice of stationery is an imported fountain pen that cost #a decent amount of their savings #and they wanted their records to last longer so they also invested in a proper leather bound journal (also imported) rather than #a normal string bound book like their normal daily journal. this is also why the books open in different directions #in the event that their fountain pen breaks they Will Cry but they will also commit the details to memory and write them in with a bruh #with a brush after the battle ends